Heronius: He does not seem to understand just how much fire I can make. Alouicious: Cliff is looking for a mace to the skull Yin: Curses. handofevil: Ok. We are going to have kill cliff handofevil: After we "saved" his bar PwotMoose: Nah, we're still going to win this Alouicious: Quick, who isn't a performer and hasn't done a secondary? Fingers: Heronius? Heronius: I have plans Yin: He's already planned out though. Alouicious: We need him for the finale SparkyMarky: We need him Fingers: Who else? PwotMoose: that's it PwotMoose: just ignore Cliff Alouicious: Who is the manager? handofevil: FUCK handofevil: FUCK FUCK FUCK Yin: Yo. PwotMoose: balls PwotMoose: BALLS Alouicious: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SparkyMarky: THAT HAS NOT GONE WELL Heronius: Shitballs. Alouicious: That's it. Mace. Skull. It's happening Fingers: We still have one more turn Heronius: Fire. Heronius: Fire is going to happen. handofevil: hey guys Yin: Hey Waffle wrong thread again. handofevil: Set the bar on fire with the power of ROCK Alouicious: Fire+Mace=Dead Backstabbing Dwarf Waffle: FUCK Waffle: ING' Waffle: SHIT Waffle: what do you want from me browser? Waffle: IS IT MONEY? Fingers: Aww hell, I got work tomorrow! Waffle: so might I handofevil: He want's you to stop looking at gay porn waffle Heronius: we are nearly done Fingers: Speed this up, come on come on Yin: Our turn go go go. Alouicious: GO FINGERS GO WHOEVER ELSE Waffle: test Alouicious: How do we do that? handofevil: OK THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOEM Wilco: um.. igfig Yin: Yeah, how do we complete the combo? Wilco: something happened Wilco: the browser set boths chats to be the ooc Wilco: I can't see the ic now Fingers: Lucas Fingers: Do your secondary roll Wilco: what is going on right now? Alouicious: refresh the page, waffle Wilco: I did Wilco: twice Alouicious: Hmm Yin: Copy the url, close the tab, make a new tab, paste and go. Alouicious: Well, you just missed rock SparkyMarky: Shouldn't you start? Wilco: clear cookies? Fingers: Ok, who is playing Lucas? I can't remember names handofevil: FUCK YOU FORTUNA. I BRIBED YOU. WHY DID YOU NOT GIVE HIM A GOOD ROLL Alouicious: FUCK SparkyMarky: ME SparkyMarky: I AM Fingers: hh Fingers: Ahh* SparkyMarky: You need to start so I can match you Heronius: I've never failed an arcana check before... Fingers: No, you gotta make your roll first Fingers: To add the secondary mods to my roll handofevil: Hero. YOu fucked handofevil: up. Almost as bad as me Heronius: I have to set something on fire now Heronius: I think it will be my new indentured servant handofevil: We're going to set the other band on fire Alouicious: And Cliff Alouicious: That prick handofevil: Right handofevil: We'll set the entire bar on fire Alouicious: But first we evacuate the audience Wilco: NOW I CAN'T USE THE IC CHAT Wilco: WHAT IS GOING ON handofevil: No al Yin: Nothing Waffle, relax. handofevil: They like the shit from the other band handofevil: They burn Alouicious: HoE there are pregnant women in the audience Wilco: I can only see one chat, if I refresh it switches Alouicious: Open two tabs Alouicious: Keep one in each tab Wilco: mhmm Wilco: someone tell igfig that something broke Alouicious: It seems to only be you, waffle handofevil: Ig, waffle broke Alouicious: what browser are you using? Fingers: Hahahaha SparkyMarky: we need an incredible description Waffle2: okay what did I miss? handofevil: 90's computer animation horses Heronius: :( Alouicious: He never specified which company made the animation Alouicious: It could be Pixar level animation! Waffle2: guys what did I miss during the space breakdown? handofevil: What do you mean handofevil: 22:08 Lucas_Strongbow thought so, but bonuses? 22:08 Fingers Can he get at least a +1 from me telling him which chords to play? 22:08 Fingers Earlier? 22:08 Igfig and good description or lyrics will be a +2 22:08 Igfig when was that, fingers? 22:09 Fingers In the middle of Heronius stuff 22:09 Fingers Split bar of one, push the four, keep up 22:09 Igfig oh 22 handofevil: There you go waffle Waffle2: thanks handofevil: 22:09 Igfig hmm 22:09 Fingers Er, I mean the opposite of that, haha 22:09 Lucas_Strongbow see, this is why I needed you to start 22:09 Igfig no, but that contributes toward description bonus 22:09 Fingers We have started, this is all happening at the same time 22:10 Igfig but okay, how about this 22:10 Igfig I figure you're using your Words of Rock, Fingers? Fingers: Add something, sparks Fingers: Say your guitar starts to glow too, or something, come on! Waffle2: make your guitar catch on fire from the speed of your finger Waffle2: fingers** handofevil: YES. MY ROCK POWER CHARGED IT PwotMoose: No, that's Fingers' power handofevil: Oh Alouicious: ha "badasstratocaster" SparkyMarky: GO Waffle2: NOW RIP IT LUCAS Waffle2: FINGERS Waffle2: SHOW US THE MEANING OF ROCK Igfig: one more line each, then roll Igfig: total circumstance bonus will be +7 Heronius: bravo probably crashed Heronius: again Igfig: hahah SparkyMarky: that could be a problem Alouicious: Barvo seems to have gone MIA Alouicious: No doubt due to Mibbit Yin: Give him a bit and he should be back quick. Igfig: yeah, we can wait Alouicious: This is a Good Idea Heronius: there he is SparkyMarky: The suspense is killing me handofevil: YESYESYES Waffle2: YEEESSSS Waffle2: this is amazing Waffle2: I Waffle2: I think I know what bravo is planning Waffle2: nope Waffle2: never mind Waffle2: HOLY SHIT Waffle2: TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER Waffle2: EYE OF THE TIGER JUST CAME ON Igfig: Lucas still needs one more line, mind handofevil: Oh god handofevil: This is amazing Heronius: Lucas Waffle2: LUCAS Waffle2: JUST SHOUT Waffle2: "LET'S ROCK" Waffle2: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH handofevil: YEEEEES handofevil: HOLY FUCK Waffle2: WE NEED A PICTURE DRAWN OF THIS Heronius: I know you do Waffle2: any artists in here? Waffle2: who drew the last two pictures? Heronius: I did Waffle2: oh Waffle2: then Waffle2: then you will draw it? handofevil: what pictures? handofevil: Oh Heronius: Yeah, I'll start on it tomorrow handofevil: OH YES Waffle2: do you remember everything that is going on? SparkyMarky: This needs more than pictures, this needs a fearure film SparkyMarky: feature handofevil: OH GOD GUYS. THE POWER OF ROCK CAUSED LIGHTNING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE Heronius: I can try to do several, will take a while though. handofevil: HOLY SHIT wilma: Why are you still here> Waffle2: delf is having a rock seziur, I'm glowing in the crowd, those two are kicken ass with the guitar, and... I doin't remember anything else wilma: Have you learned nothing from Ronnie James Dio!? wilma: captainB captainb: Go out there and ride that shit! captainb: Also, fuck you, mibbit! Waffle2: all we need now is to ride another dragon out of ehre Waffle2: here* captainb: We need to reanimate the dragon from the skull, using the power of rock captainb: Then ride it into a thunderstorm Waffle2: do it Yin: We just had our last turn though? Waffle2: you are the only one who can handofevil: Wait, have the curtains been shot with lightning yet? Waffle2: NP Yin: Nope. Waffle2: NO Waffle2: FUCK captainb: Nope SparkyMarky: The dragon will be steered with ROCK Alouicious: I don't think we have another turn handofevil: Guys. This session has give me a rock boner Waffle2: I'm listening to rock because of this Waffle2: fall of troy handofevil: Hero, please tell me we're getting a blog post of this Heronius: Of course we are Heronius: it is official session Alouicious: yessss handofevil: Alright. Everyone is in. 4 at a time Heronius: anyone else wanna write it from their own perspective? handofevil: I'll see what I can do. Heronius: Fortuna has the logs Heronius: I think handofevil: yeah handofevil: I'll ask ig to send them to me Heronius: don't forget you dissolve into a seizure near the end there SparkyMarky: If he rolls a 1 Alouicious: Fortuna hates us all SparkyMarky: I will kill something Yin: Why would you say that? Waffle2: come on bravo Waffle2: YEA Waffle2: NATURAL 20 Alouicious: BOOOOOOM Yin: Sweeeeeet. SparkyMarky: WHHHAAAAT handofevil: EVERYTHING EXPLODES WITH ROCK SparkyMarky: THAT IS OFF THE HOOK Alouicious: FORTUNA YOU CRAZY BROAD Waffle2: ROOOCCCKKK Waffle2: fortuna has been leading us along all this time SparkyMarky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY&t=1m53s SparkyMarky: this deserves a double post, in both windows Alouicious: Have you boys ever seen the Pick of Destiny? SparkyMarky: Yes Alouicious: Imagine the climax Heronius: So what did you want a picture of? Alouicious: With the devil Yin: Most of it. Waffle2: the final duel guitar Waffle2: dual* Waffle2: with what everyone was doing Heronius: I see Waffle2: because that was just Waffle2: wow Waffle2: unless someone else wants Waffle2: or you can think of something better Waffle2: WHAT Waffle2: BUT Waffle2: HOW Yin: Cause Cliff is cheating. Vyrwolf: gg guys Yin: Yar, it was fun. I didn't really help much though.