handofevil: OH HEY WHERE AM I
PwotMoose: I don't know
Robot: Man is it weird talking in allcaps all of the time.
PwotMoose: Warforged don't actually do that, but I understand the I AM A ROBOT I WAS CREATED TO KILL type talking
Robot: OBVIOUSLY
Robot: THE REFERENCE IS ACTUALLY FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
Robot: WORKER 17
Waffle: BEEEEP
PwotMoose: never played it
Robot: YOU MISSED OUT
PwotMoose: I guess
Waffle: I've never been able to force myself to play past the third level
Robot: VERY FUN IF YOU LIKE TURN BASED STRATEGY
Waffle: it just goes sooo sllloooowww
PwotMoose: I'm not really into FF
Robot: SLOW IS WHAT MAKES BIG MINDS HAPPIER
Waffle: not in a racde
Waffle: race*
Waffle: oh crap I forgot to pick another language
Waffle: quick name one!
handofevil: Do it
Waffle: what?
PwotMoose: giant
handofevil: You can I could speak deep speech together
Waffle: is giant even a language?
handofevil: Yes
PwotMoose: I think
Waffle: okay I'm just going to check the character builder
handofevil: Oh god it's starting
handofevil grabs popcorn
Waffle: oky there, I can speak Vanyyr now
handofevil: Guys
handofevil: Holy shit
handofevil: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llol8oOXrd1qbonj9o1_500.jpg
PwotMoose: the hell is Vanyyr
Waffle: it's a twist on elvish that is used almost exclusively in the presence of nobles
Waffle: it is a very flattering language
PwotMoose: you're in the presence of a robot, a dwarven drunk, a monk, and a gnoll
PwotMoose: why do you need a noble language
Waffle: Well I lived among elves for years, so it makes sense that I picked up the language of their nobles
PwotMoose: why were you among their nobles
PwotMoose: why not the cityfolk
Waffle: I wasn't, but the people I lived with would have had to make sure I knew how to speak if a noble ever came.
PwotMoose: so do you know elvish
PwotMoose: ?
Waffle: yes
PwotMoose: How many language choices did you have?
Waffle: two
Waffle: well 3
Waffle: common then two others
PwotMoose: not including Common, yeah
Yin: So, getting closer to being done.  I have a choice between three dailies.
Yin: An ice attack that does half damage on a miss and gives me a +2 bonus to AC and Fortitude for the rest of the encounter.
Yin: A fire attack that does more damage and does half damage on miss.
Yin: Or a psychic attack that hurts them and makes them do a basic melee attack against one of the other creatures, and if I miss all of the creatures with it then I still have it.
Yin: I'm leaning towards the ice or the psychic attack.
Yin: Any opinions?
PwotMoose: I'd go with Psychic
Waffle: Yeah, psychic
Yin: Yeah the psychic one sounds like a lot of fun.
Yin: Kay, Mists of Madness it is.
Waffle: it might make them think he is a traitor
Waffle: and start killing him
Waffle: or start a brawl amongst themselves
Yin: Plus then if I accidentally hit one of you guys in the burst you get to attack someone for it.
Waffle: awesome
Yin: Wait, actually, even better.
Yin: It only affects enemies in the burst.
Waffle: that attack kicks ass
Waffle: would I need to run a history check to know if they had advanced technology?
Waffle: I think I might, but I'm not too sure
PwotMoose: I think History check would just be general information about the city and civilization and stuff
Waffle: delf tell us those plants are poison ivy
Waffle: well if they were such a huge empire, they might have had some advanced technology 
Waffle: I'll grab those poison ivy plants then run a history check
handofevil: What' would running a history check on poison ivy do?
Waffle: no no
Waffle: on the city
Waffle: to see if the people had any advanced technology
PwotMoose: It's in the city
PwotMoose: somewhere
PwotMoose: probably the center or something
Waffle: That is why I am looking for the direction of the river
Waffle: it would lead us there
Yin: And almost done, need to write out some stuff and purchase equipment, but yar.
PwotMoose: I thought we already knew where the city was
Waffle: No, we are only in the forest, the city is somewhere within
PwotMoose: Which we were already heading for, since we already knew where to go
Waffle: I'd say there is a grey line
Waffle: If we knew where to go, then other people would too, since we only learned of this from an old man in a bar
Waffle: so the treasure would be gone
PwotMoose: not if they couldn't get past the beasts in the city
Waffle: True
Waffle: delf tell us to stop
Waffle: and get that bag
Waffle: there could be thieving supplies in it
Waffle: which will help to steal the treasure
handofevil: Slim says I'm ignoring it
Waffle: only because we said we were
Waffle: not you
Waffle: you were looking into the pit
Yin: Oh man, Hexblades get some fun stuff.
Waffle: I have +4 thievery, if no one has better I could try
Waffle: I'm not very strong though
Waffle: does anyone have higher?
handofevil: I have +4
handofevil: STR mod of 3
Waffle: I have +1
Waffle: alright I'll get lowered down
Robot: MAX STRENGTH
Waffle: but god dammit if you drop me
Waffle: what is your str robot?
Robot: 18
handofevil: WAFFLE
handofevil: PAY ATTENTION
Waffle: FUCK
PwotMoose: Hyrrskegg is an angry person
Yin: Who here uses implements?  Cause I can't find them in the equipment area.
PwotMoose: they're under Adventuring Gear
Yin: Oh, right, there it is, thank you.
Waffle: you know my heal is 11 right?
Waffle: I could have healed myself
PwotMoose: you landed on your head and broke your skull, you're unconcious or concussed
handofevil: Your skull is fractured
Waffle: oh yeah
handofevil: I think a nat 20 takes care of that though
Waffle: yeah, that was an awesome roll
PwotMoose: Great, now we're attracting predators
PwotMoose: good job landing on your head, jerk
Waffle: WHO PUT ME DOWN HERE?!
Waffle: OH RIGHT YOU
PwotMoose: Not my fault you're apparently clumsy
Waffle: It's totally your fault that if I didn't have that +2 bonus I would have landed right on the spike
PwotMoose: I'm just roleplaying my character, who happens to be an impatient dwarf with anger issues
Waffle: Damn you're right
Waffle: was there ever a second black dynamite movie?
PwotMoose: they're making one now
handofevil: It was filmed in 2009
Waffle: Fuck yes
handofevil: I'm about to be eaten by bugs
Waffle: Climb up that rope like the devil himself were on your tail
Waffle: robot how much do you weigh?
Robot: 280
Waffle: Fatty
Robot: I AM MADE OF METAL.
Waffle: .... fatty
handofevil: SOMEONE HELP ME
Waffle: big metal man did
handofevil: We are going to be eaten by bugs
Waffle: not robot
Waffle: he is a robot
handofevil: Igfig
handofevil: Can you draw this map?
handofevil: Holy 18 damage batman!
Waffle: dayyuuummmm
Yin: Hey Igfig I have a question, or I suppose Moose can answer too since he uses implements.
PwotMoose: one hit kill mofo
PwotMoose: yes?
Yin: Well, so if I take my implement focus, does that affect all my abilities that has the imlement key word in them?
PwotMoose: what does the description of the focus say?
Yin: You gain a +1 feat bonus to attack rolls that you make with your rod.
Waffle: *snort*
PwotMoose: yes, that applies to all attacks with the Implement keyword
Yin: So I think that means like with Eldritch Bolt it would affect, or the other things I use my implement for, including the stuff I turn my implement into a sword for.
handofevil: Gentlemen
PwotMoose: if you use the rod to make the attack, it applies
handofevil: 19 fucking damage total
Waffle: using two attacks
Yin: So yar, going with that then, I won't be needing to nab heavy blade expertise then.
PwotMoose: if I had gotten a crit, I'd deal 24+1d12
handofevil: Waffle
handofevil: You need to do the dynomite thing
Waffle: no
Waffle: not until you enter a place
Waffle: Like, we are all in a battle
Waffle: then you swoop in and kill something
Waffle: then I'll go
handofevil: Did you not see what I did
Waffle: DY-NA-MITE, DY-NA-MITE
Waffle: yes
Waffle: you punched something to death
Waffle: that is not entering into a battle
Yin: Alright, and with that I believe I'm finished with the necessary parts.
handofevil: Punching something to death is cause for that
PwotMoose: DAISY DAISY GIVe me your annnswwerr truuuueeeee
Waffle: MAN DOWN
Waffle: er.. robot down
PwotMoose: I watched that movie for the first time a couple weeks ago
Waffle: 2001?
PwotMoose: yeah
Waffle: I've never seen it
Waffle: I really should
handofevil: Watch it
handofevil: Now
Waffle: no
Igfig: Okay, it looks good Yin
PwotMoose: it's good, if you like your sci-fi sterile, extremely slow, and having incomprehensible endings
Waffle: er...
PwotMoose: still, it's required watching
Waffle: okay
Yin: Good good, also just did a bit more stuff, finished off the attack and damage stuff and filled out the quick look up thing with my attacks.
Yin: AND SO:  I am good to go.
Waffle: Fuck yeah
Waffle: let me see
Yin: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=300807
Yin: I smack stuff good.
Waffle: nice
handofevil: I punch stuff good
handofevil: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8629
Yin: Nice.
PwotMoose: My mom's name is Cynthia
PwotMoose: so this is weird
Waffle: I took the name from the pokemon champion in sinnoh
Robot: I have an aunt with that same
PwotMoose: NEEEERRRD
Yin: That sounds weird, I can't imagine encountering someone with the same name as my mom.
PwotMoose: Shut your maybe-sarcastic face, pirate boy
Yin: Nope, wasn't being sarcastic.
PwotMoose: aalrighty
Yin: If I met someone other then my mom with the same name as my mom it would be definitely weird.
Yin: Especially since her name isn't very common.
PwotMoose: yeah, Cynthia isn't all that common either
Yin: Yeah.
Waffle: yay, thunder and lightning outside
Waffle: OH DACVE
Waffle: DAVE
Waffle: I GET IT NOW
Waffle: I'm afraid you can't do that DAVE
Waffle: oh man I am slow
PwotMoose: ...
PwotMoose: actually I didn't think about that
PwotMoose: Dave was just the first name that came to mind
PwotMoose: so I made the robot named D.A.V.E.
Waffle: What does it stand for?
PwotMoose: no clue
PwotMoose: that was a mystery
Robot: THAT IS PART OF THE ENIGMA
Waffle: Damn All Vegans Everywhere
PwotMoose: I originally made the character for a different campaign, and he was a late-library-book-retrieval-and-fine-collector
PwotMoose: so it was going to be "Data-Aquisition and something something
Waffle: Data-Aquisition Vitality Enigma
PwotMoose: Data Aquisition and Validating Entity
Waffle: Even better
Yin: Hooray for fun with acronyms.
PwotMoose: so he was basically a librarianbot
Waffle: neerrddd
PwotMoose: he originally had a pair of glasses that let him read any language, but I had to get rid of those
Yin: Oh darn.
PwotMoose: since they're like a level 6 magic item
Yin: Yeah, that'd kinda put a stop to that.
Waffle: Can't we just walk downstream for a bit?
handofevil: YOu have to lower yourself down 80 feet first
Waffle: No I mean just follow the wall for a bit
Waffle: the shore*
Robot: Through the thick overgrown forest?
SparkyMarky: So, what's actually happened so far?
Waffle: we punched bugs to death
Robot: everyone constantly second guesses each other
Waffle: I fell in a- got pushed into a pit
PwotMoose: we're looking for a treasure in an ancient city
Yin: And everyone is doing a run with their back up characters.
Robot: so we don't make much progress
SparkyMarky: Just realised, I don't recognise a single character there
Waffle: Not even robot?
Waffle: for shame
handofevil: So far, I really like black dynamite
SparkyMarky: Oh, are you playing with secondary characters
Yin: I'm wondering when I should have Bashal join in.
Robot: indeed
Waffle: The only problem I have with my character is the DEX
PwotMoose: I'd wait until we get in real combat to judge if you like it
Waffle: I might fix that
Yin: And yup, the secondary in case people die stuff.
SparkyMarky: Oh man, I meant to make a Shardmind Avenger
SparkyMarky: which sounds pretty badass
Yin: That'd be cool, Bashal is a Shardmind Hexblade.
SparkyMarky: So, why is everyone using secondary characters?
Waffle: It is a lot harder to roleplay a high class girl than I thought it would be
Yin: Cause not enough people showed up for main plot, so it is a test run of secondary.
PwotMoose: there weren't enough people, so we're just doing a one-off
SparkyMarky: I can't actually see a map, so I have no idea what's going on
PwotMoose: there isn't one
SparkyMarky: Nice to see Black Dynamite getting a run out , though
SparkyMarky: I hope people went DYNOMITE
PwotMoose: we're at a gorge, there's an outcropping that Black Dynamite is trying to get to the end of
Waffle: nope
Waffle: I am waiting for a good time
handofevil: I'm pretty far out so I'm gonna cross with my hook
PwotMoose: and what about us?
Waffle: OH JUST BECAUSE HE IS BLACK IGFIG ASSUMES HE WILL HAVE THIEVERY TRAINED?
Waffle: Racist
Yin: He said untrained.
Waffle: Also I don't think that was enough
Robot: quiet you
handofevil: Holy shit guys
handofevil: I think I'm going to make it
PwotMoose: WHAT ABOUT US
Waffle: this is insane
Waffle: in a bat way
Waffle: bad*
SparkyMarky: I'm gonna get to work on this Avenger right now
SparkyMarky: Doing it while quite drunk can only end well
Yin: Dun dun dun.
Yin: Oh dear.
PwotMoose: at least it wasn't a 1
PwotMoose: CREAM CORN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PwotMoose: dave is catapulted across
handofevil: Is anyone else picturing dave as one of the turrets from portal being thorn?
Waffle: fuck\
PwotMoose: nah
Waffle: I'm imagining Navigator's avatar
PwotMoose: then again, I know what warforged look like
PwotMoose: so my imagination is stifled
Yin: This whole situation has me on the edge.
Yin:  / rimshot
Waffle: BOOOOOOOOOOO
handofevil: I'm at the end of my rope
Waffle: YOU GUYS SUCK
Waffle: then again, these are better then the shit puns
Waffle: except for down in the dumps
Waffle: that was gold
Robot: please don't leave me hanging
Yin: I liked all the ones I didn't do here, HoE and Robot's are better then mine was.
handofevil: We need more puns
Robot: I am really on edge right now.
PwotMoose: it's mostly just been Black Dynamite quotes tonight
PwotMoose: and robot jokes
SparkyMarky: So what are everyone's new characters then
SparkyMarky: I know all about Black Dynamite
PwotMoose: My guy is Hyrr, a Dwarf Barbarian
Robot: I am a warforged named D.A.V.E. with no memories.
SparkyMarky: If anything, these characters sound better than our standard ones
handofevil: yeah
Waffle: yeah
Yin: Mine is Bashal, a Shardmind Hexblade, and I haven't thought of anything character wise yet.
Waffle: the ones we made first were made with no experience
Waffle: these ones are made with some
PwotMoose: I dunno, I'm kinda attached to Brigs
Waffle: so naturally they would be better
Waffle: Me to
Waffle: too*
Waffle: To wilco I mean
SparkyMarky: Oh yeah, of course I'm attached to Lucas
SparkyMarky: I love the guy
PwotMoose: But I think I won't be too sad if Brigs dies, because Hyrr is cool too
Robot: I PREFER HEONIUS NAPALM XVI, HE IS DREAMY.
Waffle: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE A ROBOT IN OOC?
Robot: That was in character,
Robot: haahahah
Robot: yogurt
Yin: If Thorn dies I'm going to do the previously unknown daughter Nettle idea though, otherwise we'd be out of a thief, and while Lucas is good at the thievings, still handy.
PwotMoose: Yeah, but you actually made him. I can imagine you not being all that attached to Dave
Waffle: yogurt, yum
Robot: That is the reason yes
Waffle: Fuck you Dave is awesome
Robot: But I will be making my own back-ups later
Robot: mostly cause I like it.
Waffle: Make another robot please
handofevil: I love Dave
handofevil: Dave is awesome
Robot: DAVE IS PLEASED.
Yin: Maybe I'll join in with me sitting in that tower Black Dynamite is approaching, then I'll be in the game, yar.
Robot: talk to ig about it
Waffle: no no, that is filled with yogurt
Yin: Yarp yar I know I was going to ask.
Waffle: I MEANT THAT IN OOC
Waffle: FUCK
SparkyMarky: So far I have a Shardmind Avenger named Lakanu, who is 896 years old
SparkyMarky: I like the sound of that
Slim_Titties: OK
handofevil: Alright
Yin: How close are you to being done?
handofevil: Slim, I'm on the other side of the gorge. 
Yin: Cause if you're close I could just wait for you and we could join in at the same time.
handofevil: Are there any small rocks around me?
SparkyMarky: Nowhere near being done, all I've got is racial traits and the abilities
Slim_Titties: Some
Yin: Ah, kay.
handofevil: Yin, you could out of the forest
handofevil: Alright, I take out my sling
handofevil: Pick one up
Slim_Titties: Kinda gravely
handofevil: And shoot it at the building
handofevil: I want to see if any creatures will come out
handofevil: Just a regular attack roll?
Slim_Titties: Building?
Slim_Titties: Hang on
Yin: Yup, tower that may or may not be full of yogurt.
handofevil: Yes. I believe this building is full of yogurt
handofevil: and I am hungry
handofevil: Can't help people across on an empty stomach
Slim_Titties: OK.
Slim_Titties: Attack roll yes
handofevil: 1d20+4 range
Fortuna: handofevil, range: [3] = 7
handofevil: I hit a tree
Slim_Titties: You swing your sling rapidly and release,
Slim_Titties: the stone flies about 12 feet and falls to the ground
handofevil: :(
handofevil: Disheartened, I ready myself for enemies and walk into the building cautiously
Slim_Titties: The air is heavy with moisture and you can see the dust almost like snow in the shafts of sunlight that seep through the vine and root filled windows
handofevil: Just a minute, I'm going to see what I hav ein my adventurer's kit
handofevil: How long do sunrods last and can I hold them?
Slim_Titties: Uhhh....
Robot: It is a flashlight
Robot: literally
handofevil: How long does it last?
handofevil: Ah
handofevil: Nevermind
Slim_Titties: Hang on
Slim_Titties: Sorry
handofevil: It lights 20 squares for 4 hours
handofevil: then burns out
Slim_Titties: Ig just said you can hold it and 4 hours
Slim_Titties: So yeah
handofevil: Alright
handofevil: Actually
handofevil: How dark is it in here
handofevil: Low light?
Slim_Titties: Quite
handofevil: Oh. I can see in that
Slim_Titties: The only light is the sun creeping through the overgrown windows
handofevil: I'm gonna do a perception check on the room
handofevil: 1d20+7
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+7: [16] = 23
handofevil: Do I see anything strange, hazardous, or useful?
Yin: Hey Slim could I be in there?  So I join the game?  I'd probably fall under anything strange.
Slim_Titties: OK.
handofevil: Oh shit! A hobo!
Slim_Titties: Yin you can
Slim_Titties: YES
Waffle: Does he have a shotgun?
handofevil: Yin, link me your sheet
Slim_Titties: You see a person sleeping in the corner
Yin: Inside the tower sitting in a corner is a crytsaline figure.
SparkyMarky: Goddamn, avengers are AWESOME. Sorry to interrupt
handofevil: I prod yin with my foot
Slim_Titties: Otherwise, it is a dark, overgrown room. It is a entry way of some sort, obviously not the main room.
handofevil: "Hey hobo! Go outside and help my friends cross"
Yin: I answer him telepathically, "No thanks."
handofevil: Just a minute, I need to roll up the windows in my car
Slim_Titties: I have work tomorrow, so I may have to leave early
Yin: Dun dun dun.
handofevil: BAck
handofevil: Yin. Character sheet
Yin: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=300807
handofevil: "Do you have anything that can help my friends cross then?
Yin: "Not really.  I'm traveling light."
handofevil: "Could you help me for a sec? We're trying to get across the gorge."
Yin: "Sure."
handofevil: "Before we go, anything in here that we can use?"
Yin: I'm going to have to work on this character's character more.
Yin: "I don't know, I just got here a little bit ago."
handofevil: Let's look around a bit first
SparkyMarky: By the way, are these guys level 1 or 2?
Yin: 2.
handofevil: We're level 2
Robot: 2
SparkyMarky: Sweet, extra feat
Slim_Titties: Hang on guys
handofevil: So, beside some random hobo, anything strange, hazardous, or useful in here?
Waffle: any yogurt?
handofevil: Names Black Dynamite"
handofevil: Nope. Just a hobo
Yin: "Bashal."
Slim_Titties: Sorry dudes
Slim_Titties: Anyway,
Slim_Titties: Not really. It's too overgrown
Slim_Titties: There's a small fireplace where the hobo was cooking some dead rodent or something
Slim_Titties: Waffle you are not there
Yin: Shardminds don't eat either.
Waffle: I know, I don't know why he asked me the stats of my wolf
handofevil: I was gonna see if the wolf could jump over
handofevil: "Let's countinue into the building
Yin: "As you wish."
handofevil: Slim, what other rooms are there?
Waffle: There is no way in hell my wolf could jump 80 feet
Slim_Titties: There are stairs going up, and down. And 2 doors
Slim_Titties: Each at the far side of the room.
handofevil: "Do you want to go upstairs or check the other room shere?"
Yin: "I suggest checking the ground floor first.  With the door on the right side."
handofevil: Alright, I open the door slowly just enough that I can see inside
handofevil: 1d20+7 perception
Fortuna: handofevil, perception: [7] = 14
Slim_Titties: This door opens into a larger room.
Slim_Titties: Probably a sitting room of some sort.
Slim_Titties: There is a large fireplace, and several chairs.
handofevil: I walk in with yin following
Slim_Titties: Several of the glass windows are intact, but covered with a thick grime that darkens the room.
handofevil: Low light I assume?
handofevil: Or darker
Slim_Titties: Low light
Yin: Hmmm...  can I use my Arcana to start a fire in the fireplace?
Slim_Titties: Lighter than the last room
handofevil: "Can you see in low light Bashal?"
Yin: Nope.
Slim_Titties: There is no wood in said fireplace.
handofevil: You can't see the fireplace then
Yin: Nor could I light it anyways.
handofevil: "Do you have a torch or a sunrod?"
handofevil: And what are the chairs made of slim
Yin: "No."
Yin: I should have bought one of those everburning torch things, I have plenty of spare gold.
Yin: Bit late now though I suppose.
Slim_Titties: Wood
handofevil: Alright. I break off the legs off one of the chairs and put them in the fire place
handofevil: Then I light them with my flint and steel
Slim_Titties: The wood is extremely flammable despite being damp
Slim_Titties: But gives off a very large amount of smoke. Most of which goes up the chimney.
handofevil: Yin can now see
Yin: Yup I can.
Slim_Titties: Then you hear a loud shriking coming from the chimny
handofevil: How loud is it?
handofevil: Are the other able to hear it?
Slim_Titties: It deafens you briefly and shatters one of the windows
Yin: I don't think that is a good thing.  On the bright side, we'll both be able to see whatever horror we have angered.
Slim_Titties: The stones that make up the chiny begin to shift as whatever is inside furiously tries to escape the smoke
Slim_Titties: *chimney
Yin: I back away to the other side of the room.
handofevil: "GODDAMN YOU JIVE TURKEY. WHY YOU MAKEN SUCH A RUCKESS"
Yin: I also pull out my rod, and can I ready an action?
Slim_Titties: Another loud scream, another broken window. The room is flooded with the light of day
handofevil: I ready my fists
Yin: I think I can, I've never readied an action before.
Slim_Titties: Suddenly, the rocks explode away
Slim_Titties: GIANT FUCKING BAT
Slim_Titties: S!
handofevil: OH SHIT
Yin: Dun dun dun.
handofevil: Roll init?
Slim_Titties: They scream again and these large rodentbugthings begin to fly around the room frantically
handofevil: "Scram you turkeys!"
handofevil: "Get out!"
handofevil: Slim. How close am I to the bat?
Slim_Titties: They are moving in and out of range very quickly
handofevil: The giant bat I mean
Slim_Titties: There are like, 5 giant bats
handofevil: Oh
Slim_Titties: bat
Slim_Titties: s
Yin: Are they attacking or just flying about wildly?
handofevil: Are they attac- yeah
Slim_Titties: The one hears your turkey cry and flies at you
handofevil: They're coming across the gorge also
handofevil: I was readied
Slim_Titties: The rubble of the chimney has extinguished the fire, by the way
handofevil: There's daylight from the shattered windows though
Slim_Titties: Yes
handofevil: Alright
handofevil: So. Do I get a surprise round because I'mr eady?
Slim_Titties: The bats occasionally obscure it
Slim_Titties: Yes
handofevil: Alright
Yin: I was readied too, hooray?
handofevil: As it flys toward me
handofevil: I PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF IT
handofevil: 1d20+7
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+7: [4] = 11
handofevil: :(
handofevil: It's versus AC
Yin: Well, it may be giant, but it is still a bat.  They're kinda hard to punch, like birds.
Slim_Titties: You punch it, but your hand glances off and seems to only anger the beast
Slim_Titties: These bats have tails by the way
handofevil: "THESE TURKEYS BE STRONG AS FUCK BASHAL"
Slim_Titties: Because.
Slim_Titties: The bat closest slashes at Blady
handofevil: Oh noooooooo
handofevil: What's the roll?
Waffle: I'm at the tower, what is happening?
Slim_Titties: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Slim_Titties, 1d20+8: [15] = 23
handofevil: Oh wow. Definite hit
handofevil: We're fighting 5 giant bats waffle
Waffle: roll init?
Yin: We haven't rolled initiative yet.
Waffle: okay
Slim_Titties: 1d6+4
Fortuna: Slim_Titties, 1d6+4: [6] = 10
Slim_Titties: 10 damage BlaDy
handofevil: K
handofevil: Are we gonna roll init?
Slim_Titties: Anyway yeah roll
handofevil: 1d20+6 init
Fortuna: handofevil, init: [17] = 23
Yin: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Yin, 1d20+2: [12] = 14
handofevil: WOOOOOO
Waffle: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+7: [15] = 22
Waffle: fuck
Waffle: oh wait that was yin
Waffle: yay!
Yin: It is so weird having a low initiative character.
Slim_Titties: Where is waffle?
Yin: He just entered the tower.
handofevil: yeah
Waffle: I just walked inside of the tower
Slim_Titties: I need to leave by 11:30
Waffle: My weapon was already out because of the screaming
Waffle: My wolf is here too, he shares initiative
Waffle: okay
handofevil: Well slim, the rest are almost across I think
handofevil: Ig'll be able to take over soon
Robot: we are all across
Yin: It looks like he will want to stop too actually.
Slim_Titties: Maybe we should stop before the battle gets too far underway
Slim_Titties: then
handofevil: Yeah
Waffle: I dunno
Waffle: I kind of want to try my character in battle
Yin: Yeah, I'm thinking stop here, next time we do this we start off with a giant bat battle.
Yin: We can try them out some other time.
Igfig: sounds good to me
Slim_Titties: It sucks leaving mid battle
Yin: It does.
Igfig: it does.
Slim_Titties: Sorry waffle
handofevil: Oh well
Slim_Titties: Good job though guys
Slim_Titties: I think tonight went well
handofevil: It was awesome
handofevil: I loved punching the fuck out things
Yin: I'm looking forwards to trying Bashal out, he has charisma attacks for every kind of defense, to an extent.
Slim_Titties: You beat the crap out of that centipede
handofevil: That I did
Slim_Titties: Well gents,
Slim_Titties: I bid thee farewell.
Yin: Too ta loo.
handofevil: Good day gentlemen