Igfig: For those who don't know: I'm here in an advisory capacity tonight Igfig: Slim and Holdr are DMing Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd2. Igfig: since all of my D&D brainpower is being taken up by secret official projects Heronius_Napalm: oh right, so is the new character just...there, or are we going to try to write her in. Heronius_Napalm: ? Holdr: I need to decide my other back up character Igfig: Are you using the other character right now? Holdr: I'm using Holdr Holdr: I haven't used or even leveled black dynamite in a while Igfig: Ah, you mean just in a general sense Igfig: not right at this moment Holdr: Yeah. I have a fire swordmage that I really like Holdr: I used her level 12 version on Saturday Igfig: I wonder how long it'll be before there are not only no original band members left, but no second-generation ones either Heronius_Napalm: haha, at our rate? not too long. Though Heronius is immortal. Heronius_Napalm: He will never go away. Slim_Bankshot: What about Lucas? Holdr: Yin is original isn't he? Igfig: Yep, those three Igfig: And Brigsby Lucas_Strongbow: Woo Lucas_Strongbow: Respect the classics Guard_Captain: It occurs to me I never selected a guard captain for this Heronius_Napalm: I just realized we killed those guards Guard_Captain: Igfig, Help? Heronius_Napalm: we didnt knock them out Igfig: I'm on it Lucas_Strongbow: I wasn't even really there, I was hiding Lucas_Strongbow: Who killed the guards? Heronius_Napalm: us Heronius_Napalm: on purpose Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah, but who's us Lucas_Strongbow: Dock their pay Heronius_Napalm: I was one of the main perpetrators Heronius_Napalm: One of then TOUCHED me. Heronius_Napalm: TACKLED even. Lucas_Strongbow: The hem of your robe Heronius_Napalm: Their deaths were mercifully swift Guard_Captain: Someone stole one of my things Guard_Captain: and I chased after them Guard_Captain: Hero fired magic missle into the crowd Guard_Captain: I tackled him and made him wet his pants Guard_Captain: Then fighting ensued as the guards tackled Hero Heronius_Napalm: the thief that is Thorn: Having our weapons taken away kinda makes me wish I'd taken that claw fighter perk. Igfig: Hopefully they wouldn't just cut off your hands then Heronius_Napalm: har har Heronius_Napalm: to bad we don't have a monk.\ Thorn: Or an artificer, to make me new hands in the event that if I had taken that perk then an artificer could make me new hands. Thorn: After they were cut off by elves. Thorn: Since my first sentence got a bit redundant and forgot to mention that. Thorn: Which would work really well thinking further into it, cause that would solve the dilemma of being unable to enchant the claws that feat gives you. Lucas_Strongbow: Hero, you definitely have to draw that shit Lucas_Strongbow: The 3 of us looking rad Ace_Justice: explosions and shit Ace_Justice: sunglasses Ace_Justice: power slides Ace_Justice: and pillows apparently Heronius_Napalm: seems interesting. bob_the_prisoner: Don't forget giant pillows Heronius_Napalm: right Ace_Justice: it's good having a local artist Lucas_Strongbow: We're gonna take over this prison now Lucas_Strongbow: I've got my prison name ready Ace_Justice: I'll be shank block Lucas_Strongbow: Lucas the Mucus Lucas_Strongbow: In honor of Cyrus the Virus Heronius_Napalm: I will be Heronius Napalm XVI Thorn: I'll be Thorn, also that is weird since I think I only just recently stumbled on that comic that you are referencing. Heronius_Napalm: because that is still the best name Ace_Justice: shadow people thorn Thorn: What? Ace_Justice: have you read Jdate? Thorn: Jdate? Ace_Justice: john dies at the end Thorn: Nope. Ace_Justice: oh Ace_Justice: well never mind then Lucas_Strongbow: http://www.jdate.co.uk/ Lucas_Strongbow: That is what I thought you meant when you said jdae Lucas_Strongbow: Jdate Ace_Justice: hah bob_the_prisoner: A large meteor flies out of the sky and crushes Ace Ace_Justice quit. Thorn: Wait, if the bandit leader is played by Tim Curry, is this like Muppet Treasure Island now? Or which one of the films he was in should we reference? Lucas_Strongbow: Rocky Horror Thorn: For a prison planet? Thorn: Yeah that could work. Thorn: Actually this talk should probably go on over here in the ooc actually. Heronius_Napalm: technically Heronius_Napalm: though we could just be standing there talking about the ways we are going to murder the Heronius_Napalm: m Thorn: Yeah. Thorn: Right, so back to over there then. Thorn: Or not. Thorn: What if we don't kill them? They do hate elves. Thorn: You can charge them rent for the ship. Heronius_Napalm: they want our ship. Lucas_Strongbow: And we need a crew... Heronius_Napalm: what would they pay with? Heronius_Napalm: none of them are pretty. Thorn: Indentured servitude. Heronius_Napalm: They don't seem very useful to me. Lucas_Strongbow: How about we try to humble them? Heronius_Napalm: with fire? Heronius_Napalm: because I can do that. Thorn: Or use them as cannon fodder between us and the elves. Lucas_Strongbow: Our strongest fighter in a one on one with the bandit leader Lucas_Strongbow: Straight melee combat Thorn: That way they die, we live, elves are killed. other_bandits: Holdr is sharpening his spear Lucas_Strongbow: Whoever's a slayer, basically other_bandits: Holdr is a barbarian Heronius_Napalm: Uovana is a knight Lucas_Strongbow: Striker, even Thorn: They are escaped convicts and bandits though, who says they'd be honorable about it? Lucas_Strongbow: They have structure, they have honor Lucas_Strongbow: Knight are defenders, we need to pour on the damage other_bandits: Holdr and Barvo Thorn: And Thorn is a striker. Lucas_Strongbow: Either of them, really Lucas_Strongbow: Or Thorn Heronius_Napalm: Have we gotten an extended rest? Lucas_Strongbow: No Thorn: Thorn is fresh though. He came from the ship. Heronius_Napalm: yeah Lucas_Strongbow: He should do it then Heronius_Napalm: Barvo has a daily used up Lucas_Strongbow: But hang on, don't your attacks really on stealth? Lucas_Strongbow: rely on stealth Thorn: Not really, I have my tricks. Lucas_Strongbow: fair enough Thorn: I've got Ambush Trick, all the guy has to be is far away from other people and I get combat advantage on him. bandit_leader: HoE is taking over. I am running to the store. bandit_leader: Fuck my ears are so cold they ache Uovena quit. Thorn: I forget, does prone do +2 because they grant combat advantage, or could I do both combat advantage and the bonus from him being proned together? Bandit_Leader1: Uh Bandit_Leader1: that's ag ood question Bandit_Leader1: Igfig? Thorn: Or Hero, or is anyone still paying attention? Lucas_Strongbow: I think they stack Thorn: So that's one for stack. Thorn: I'm not going to count myself cause I'm pretty biased on the matter. Bandit_Leader1: Meh sure Bandit_Leader1: They stack Thorn: Alright. Bandit_Leader1: |He'll be dead with this attack anyway Igfig: Sorry Heronius_Napalm: It is combat advantage Igfig: It's just CA Heronius_Napalm: but only to melee attacks Igfig: -2 to ranged attacks Thorn: Right, I would have hit either way there I believe, so yah. Ary quit.