Slim_Bankshot: Roll for int then? Brigsby: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+4: [18] = 22 dreyrugr: 1d20 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20: [10] = 10 dreyrugr: FUCK Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+4: [8] = 12 Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+8: [20] = 28 Sark: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+4: [13] = 17 Igfig: Initiative? Sure. Far-Walker: 1d10+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d10+5: [6] = 11 Igfig: Tell me which region you're in. Igfig: You should be all up on stage if you're performers. Sark: 7b Brigsby: 7e Far-Walker: 7f for me Lucas_Strongbow: 7e Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4a I think. Slim_Bankshot: Thorn goes first Thorn_the_Gnoll: What are the yellow letters? Slim_Bankshot: Then brigs, sark, lucas, far, drey m0user: Other Band dreyrugr: I'm in 7e Igfig: Also, waiting on Wilce Igfig: Wilco dreyrugr: Either 7a or 7c depending on where the keyboard is dreyrugr: I'll yell at him in the livestream if he's there Lucas_Strongbow: isn't he asleep? dreyrugr: OH yes he is dreyrugr: Haha Sark: of course he is dreyrugr: WiIco okay I'm going to go sleep, I'll try to be back before we start Far-Walker: Wilco is asleep on stage, knocked out by the pure rock Far-Walker: (Or just doesn't exist until further notice) dreyrugr: I'll see if he's on facebook dreyrugr: And wake him up by yelling his name repeatidly dreyrugr: Let's just go with far walkers explanation Slim_Bankshot: Thorn is 4a Slim_Bankshot: Go Igfig: Okay, are we starting starting now? Igfig: Right. Slim_Bankshot: Now thorn is idle Slim_Bankshot: What the shit? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe. Slim_Bankshot: Thank you Igfig: All right. So! Thorn_the_Gnoll: So? Igfig: Last time, you played some totally kick-ass music, and then Cliff betrayed you. Igfig: He gave the minstrels your prize, and then a fight immediately broke out. Slim_Bankshot: Sounds good Igfig: Pretty much everybody in the tavern is fighting now Igfig: each of those p Brigsby: Just a barroom brawl? Igfig: p's is a tavern patron Igfig: There is a large brawl going on, yes Brigsby: Is the troll hostile? Igfig: you are free to make it an actual mortal fight, though Igfig: the troll is the bouncer, and follows Cliff's instructions Sark: What size is the troll? Igfig: large Sark: Good Igfig: Just fyi, if you don't want to kill someone Igfig: you just say, when you reduce them to 0 hp, "I'm not killing this guy, just knocking him unconscious." Igfig: or something to that effect Igfig: Also, finally: the brawl is pretty dense. It's not too easy to get through. Igfig: move around in the crowd, I mean. Igfig: Okay, that's all I had to say about this. I think we can start. Igfig: Thorn and... how about Sark, too Igfig: I mean, Brigsby Brigsby: We're not doing one at a time? Igfig: This will be faster Brigsby: alrighty Brigsby: I'm guessing I can't reach the minstrels with a ranged attack? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also can I reach the troll with a charge from here? Thorn_the_Gnoll: I was thinking I could butt hen you mentioned crowd difficulties, so yeah. Igfig: okay, so I'm with Brigsby Igfig: and Slim has Thorn Slim_Bankshot: The troll is the big T? Brigsby: ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: Brigsby, they're about 13 squares away Sark: I think I should handle the troll Igfig: yes, it is Slim_Bankshot: OK thorn Igfig: oh, sorry brigs Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yes? Igfig: more like 15 squares Slim_Bankshot: A charging attack? Brigsby: Ok. Does the crowd limit movement? Igfig: It does, yes Igfig: it's a huge swirling melee Slim_Bankshot: I'd say probably not Brigsby: so how far can I move? Igfig: Half speed Brigsby: so one region? Thorn_the_Gnoll: More specifically I'm going to use my Ferocious Charge racial power. Igfig: Two regions, I think Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, can I do that without moving beforehand? Brigsby: Will they attack me if I go in there? Slim_Bankshot: Changing color to better tell myself from ig Igfig: oh no, only 1 I guess actually Igfig: they very well might Slim_Bankshot: Swirling melee. you'd have to bowl over a lot of people Slim_Bankshot: are you that strong? Igfig: you can't tell who's fighting for you, who against, and who just for fun Brigsby: I'm a Halfling. Maybe I can just run between their legs? Thorn_the_Gnoll: I only have 11 strength, might manage a roll for it though. Brigsby: or be short enough to not be noticed? Slim_Bankshot: You can try to charge then Igfig: You could certainly try that, Brigs. Acrobatics for the first, Bluff for the second Igfig: your choice Slim_Bankshot: Roll high Thorn_the_Gnoll: So do I roll my attack roll or do I roll a strength roll to see if I can charge through the crowd? Igfig: Athletics, Thorn Brigsby: Ok, will Cliff be in range if I move to 3e and use the bar as cover? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, okay. Igfig: He will, yes, Briggs Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+5 Athletics Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Athletics: [7] = 12 Igfig: you push through 1 square, Thorn Igfig: 1 region Igfig: the later ones are still half speed Igfig: Brigs, you making a check? Slim_Bankshot: But the crowd keeps ypu from making much progress Brigsby: Alright. I'm going to move to 3e if I can. Roll bluff to be short enough to not be noticed? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well that can get me to 10A where no one is in my charge then. Igfig: Go for it, Brigs Brigsby: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [2] = 11 Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I guess I get to charge the troll. Brigsby: haha, welp Igfig: Wait, Thorn, did you like jump over the bar? Slim_Bankshot: Nobody in your way now Igfig: Brigs, that's not enough Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ooh yeah I'd have to do that during the charge too then. Brigsby: I figured. Igfig: you're just not quite small enough Igfig: halflings grew in 4e Slim_Bankshot: Make a check to jump the bar Brigsby: Well, am I still in 3e? Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Acrobatics Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Acrobatics: [17] = 26 Igfig: your speed is 4, right? Brigsby: 5 Brigsby: actually 6, but you said to reduce it by one, right? Igfig: yeah Slim_Bankshot: While running, you carefully jump off the failing limbs of other fighter and arc over them onto the bar Igfig: oh, ok then Brigsby: so 5 Igfig: that's still only one region, I think Slim_Bankshot: Knock aside other people and landing on your feet skillfully Igfig: two to get into the first Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet, so I'll roll the attack for my Ferocious Charge then. Igfig: two to move within the first Igfig: two to get out Slim_Bankshot: Nice roll Igfig: not enough, brigs Brigsby: Ok, so I'm in 3d? Igfig: yup Slim_Bankshot: Sure thorn Igfig: also, while moving through the brawl Igfig: someone takes a random swing at you Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [14] = 20 Igfig: 4 damage, Brigsby Brigsby: yeah, hits Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+12 cause I'm going to use Backstab too. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, cause I'm going to use Backstab too.: [4] = 16 Brigsby: Ok. I'm guessing the minstrels are still out of range, so I'll attack the Troll Igfig: all right Igfig: I think he has cover, since he's somehow behind the bar Igfig: I'm not sure how he got there Thorn_the_Gnoll: I really hope a 16 hits the troll. Slim_Bankshot: Hang on Igfig: you're in a dense-packed crowd though, Brigsby, and you provoke another opportunity attack Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [10] = 16 Brigsby: I'll use Storm Walk, which lets me shift 1 Igfig: 4 damage, still Slim_Bankshot: 16 does not beat his AC Brigsby: If my AC is 16, does 16 ht? Brigsby: hit? Igfig: yes Brigsby: Got it, I thought it had to be over 16 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, crap. There goes both of my encounter powers. Igfig: Did you have combat advantage, Thorn? Igfig: And did you include it? Thorn_the_Gnoll: I included that in the roll. Igfig: ok Brigsby: Alright, I use Storm Walk to shift to 3e and attack the Troll Igfig: all right Brigsby: 1d20+4 vs fort Fortuna: Brigsby, vs fort: [3] = 7 Slim_Bankshot: You crash into the troll, but stumble backwards. Brigsby: ugh, Fortuna doesn't like me tonight Igfig: ouch, nope Brigs Slim_Bankshot: Your charge having little to no effect on the beast Igfig: and remember that second opportunity attack you just took Brigsby: I did Igfig: aight Slim_Bankshot: Apologies if my descriptions seem lackluster tonight Igfig: anything else to do, Brigs? Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, that was my charge, do I still have my move action? Or did I use that up to position myself for the charge? Brigsby: Can I make that Bluff check again as a minor? Slim_Bankshot: I think yoou still have it Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, I'm going to use my Escape Artist's trick to shift over to 3c, and then to 3e. Since it is 2 shifting of 2 squares. Igfig: you can't really move with a minor, Brigs Igfig: but sure, you can try it Thorn_the_Gnoll: That way I can help Brigs out a little next turn. Brigsby: Not moving, just hiding from the crowd so they don't punch me anymore Igfig: uh, thorn Slim_Bankshot: Does thorn need to roll for that? Igfig: you can only goon eregion Igfig: go one region Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, it is two seperate shifts though. Igfig: oh, sorry Igfig: two shifts of 2 each Thorn_the_Gnoll: Escape Artist's trick is one shift of 2 for teh move action, and then another 2 at the end of my turn as a free action. Brigsby: 1d20+9 Bluff Fortuna: Brigsby, Bluff: [12] = 21 Slim_Bankshot: Does thorn need to roll for that? Igfig: also thorn, it's still difficult terrain Igfig: so you can only really go one region Thorn_the_Gnoll: Possibly acrobatics for hopping the bar again... Ah. Well guess I'm just going over to 3c then. Igfig: unless you make the check, of course Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well might as well give it a go, acrobatics again or athletics? Brigsby: I got a 21 on that check, Ig Clicky: Sorry to interupt, is there an OOC channel? Igfig: and Brigsby, yeah that's enough for... something Igfig: #pwot_dnd2 Brigsby: Ok. I bluff enough that they stop punching my face Clicky: thanks Igfig: you look inconspicuous enough that they don't pay you much attention, sure Igfig: keep beating on each other Brigsby: Alright, good Brigsby: That's my turn Slim_Bankshot: Be back in a few minutes Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well. Igfig: aight Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20: [13] = 13 Thorn_the_Gnoll: So it is an 18 if athletics, or a 22 if acrobatics. Igfig: which one are you using? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well I'd rather acrobatics but I wasn't sure which one. Igfig: you can use pretty much anything if you can make it make sense Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, well 22 acrobatics to be able to do the two shifts to get to the same region as Brigsby then. Igfig: either would be enough to get there safely, as it happens Thorn_the_Gnoll: Awesome. Igfig: so all is well. Igfig: indeed Igfig: Might be prudent to not wade right through the crowd all the time Igfig: Minstrels' turn! Igfig: You can see them up there on stage Igfig: Bravo! Sup? CaptainBravo: Just finished the final I spent all night studying for, sorry I'm late Igfig: Two of the minstrels start working their way around to the less crowded western half Igfig: 2#1d20+4 Diplomacy Fortuna: Igfig, Diplomacy: [] = 2 Igfig: I thought I fixed that bug Igfig: 1d20+4 Diplomacy Fortuna: Igfig, Diplomacy: [2] = 6 Igfig: 1d20+4 Diplomacy Fortuna: Igfig, Diplomacy: [1] = 5 CaptainBravo: Hah dreyrugr: 21d20+4 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 21d20+4: [4, 15, 9, 14, 20, 11, 7, 2, 11, 10, 20, 12, 16, 19, 18, 12, 2, 9, 13, 19, 20] = 267 Igfig: no dreyrugr: Oh well Igfig: nether of them can get through the crowd too easily Igfig: but they squeeze through the guys next to the stage, and hop up onto the table Slim_Bankshot: OK guys Slim_Bankshot: Sorry Sark: My turn? Igfig: cross it, to the ground by the fireplace, and hop back up Brigsby: 5 regions? Igfig: The last one, the triangle halfling, takes a step forward, grabs a bottle from someone, and cocks it as if to throw it at someone Igfig: Sark and... someone are up Igfig: Fingers, did you roll init? Far-Walker: Lucas Brigsby: How did they move 5 regions? Lucas_Strongbow: Is it my go? Igfig: oh, I guess they shouldn't have gotten quite that far Igfig: but they double-moved Brigsby: Oh, ok Brigsby: Forgot about double-moving dreyrugr: Ig. Fingers rolled initiative in the other channel for 7 Igfig: two into the crowd,two inside, two up onto the 9i table, one inside, one across, one down Slim_Bankshot: Who should I be helpig? Sark: Me, I guess Igfig: yeah, if you please Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Sark, Slim_Bankshot: I don't see you on the map Lucas_Strongbow: is Ig still doing the minstrels? Sark: I was never added I gues Sark: But I am in 7b behind the drums Igfig: I did the minstrels Slim_Bankshot: OK then Slim_Bankshot: GO! Sark: Alrighty then, I move to the front of the stage and activate Aspect of Regal Lion Igfig: and then? Sark: Then, I attempt to leap across the crowd and land on the bar Sark: Acrobatics check? Slim_Bankshot: Yes Sark: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+8: [12] = 20 Slim_Bankshot: That's a nice bonus Sark: Yes it is. Slim_Bankshot: Not a great actual roll though sooo... Slim_Bankshot: You make the jump, Igfig: that's plenty, still Slim_Bankshot: Leaping safely over the heads of the fighters below Igfig: (DC 19 to ignore all difficult terrain, 12 to ignore one region) Slim_Bankshot: You land squarely on the bar Igfig: (for that one move action) Igfig: Which region? 10b? Slim_Bankshot: The object littering it are knocked away by your landing Slim_Bankshot: 10b Sark: Nice. Alright, now I attempt to cause massive cranial damage to the troll with my on-hand mace Sark: And my aspect of Regal Lion adds a +2 bonus to hit against large creatures Slim_Bankshot: OK Sark: as well as a +2 to damage Slim_Bankshot: Attack roll Slim_Bankshot: Is this an OA? Sark: OA? Igfig: regular attack Sark: yes Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: not an opportunity attack Sark: regular attack Slim_Bankshot: roll Sark: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+9: [20] = 29 Igfig: opportunity attacks are only on other people's turns Igfig: whoa Sark: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT Far-Walker: Daaaaaaamn Slim_Bankshot: Roll again for the crit Sark: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+9: [16] = 25 Slim_Bankshot: Damn son Igfig: you don't have to roll to confirm any more, actually, slim Slim_Bankshot: Oh Slim_Bankshot: Well, still Igfig: but that would if you did Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: indeed Igfig: how much damage is that? Slim_Bankshot: You hit and crit Igfig: oh, actually Sark: What is the crit bonus? Slim_Bankshot: What does the mace do bro? Igfig: that second attack roll can just be your follow-up with your other mace Slim_Bankshot: double, I think Brigsby: Crit is MAX DAMAGE Igfig: crit is max damage Slim_Bankshot: Or that Sark: 8#1d8+8 Fortuna: Sark, 1d8+8: [7] = 15; 1d8+8: [5] = 13; 1d8+8: [4] = 12; 1d8+8: [7] = 15; 1d8+8: [4] = 12; 1d8+8: [3] = 11; 1d8+8: [7] = 15; 1d8+8: [8] = 16 Sark: whoops Slim_Bankshot: Whut? Sark: Max damage is 16 Sark: with the bonus Lucas_Strongbow: Turns out sark is actually a spider Slim_Bankshot: So you deal 16? Sark: Yes Sark: I guess Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: nice Sark: To his head Igfig: how about your follow-up attack? Slim_Bankshot: ig has the troll been hurt yet? Igfig: nope Sark: Uh, I guess I attack with my off-hand mace as well Sark: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+9: [20] = 29 Sark: NO FUCKING WAY Igfig: are you kidding me Igfig: that is incredble Far-Walker: AHAHAHAHA Brigsby: None of us are going to get anything higher than a 4 for the rest of this session m0user: CURSED!!! Slim_Bankshot: Holy shit Sark: FORTUNA HAS SMILED ON ME TODAY Slim_Bankshot: Ahem Slim_Bankshot: Damage being? Sark: 14 Slim_Bankshot: Another 16? Slim_Bankshot: Oh Slim_Bankshot: OK Sark: No, offhand Slim_Bankshot: 32 overall Igfig: yeah, this second attack wasn't a charge attack Slim_Bankshot: Very nice Slim_Bankshot: The troll is very, very mad now Igfig: 16+14 = 32? Fortuna: Igfig, = 32?: [] = 30 Slim_Bankshot: Close Igfig: shut up fortuna Slim_Bankshot: I flunked math Igfig: the troll is not, however, bloodied Sark: say whaaat Slim_Bankshot: He is mad, Igfig: Big minstrels and Llywyn the Lute! Slim_Bankshot: How does blodied work? Igfig: half of his hp lost Slim_Bankshot: OK Far-Walker: Damn. He's a big 'un Igfig: Slim, you want Llywyn or the minstrels? Slim_Bankshot: He turns and faces you, his eyes filled with rage and a small trickle of blood running down his brow Slim_Bankshot: Either works Sark: "Tough bastard" Igfig: I'll take the big ones Igfig: you can do lute-guy Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Where are they? Igfig: the lute guy is the yellow L Slim_Bankshot: I'm at 8b? Igfig: yep Slim_Bankshot: Bright colors Igfig: two of the big guys pick up music stands Igfig: the last charges into the crowd to get a barstool Igfig: 1d20+7 endurance Fortuna: Igfig, endurance: [8] = 15 Igfig: the orc, that one Slim_Bankshot: Llywyn sees the the 'losers' across the bar, attacking the man who awarded the superior musicians. Igfig: he gets through one, takes an OA as he grabs the stool Igfig: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+6: [15] = 21 Igfig: which hits Igfig: then hops up onto the bar Slim_Bankshot: Filled with anger, he attempts to leap into the crowd and assault the troublemakers Igfig: 1d20+3 athletics Fortuna: Igfig, athletics: [15] = 18 Igfig: and hurls the stool at Thorn Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [19] = 25 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah that's a hit. Igfig: 1d10+5 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [7] = 12 Igfig: oh, and I forgot Igfig: when the guy hit him with the OA Slim_Bankshot: How far is he allowed to move per turn? Igfig: he just smashed the guy in the face Igfig: 1d20+6 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [6] = 12 Igfig: but missed Igfig: he has a speed of 5, just like everyone else Igfig: sorry, 6 Brigsby: Isn't the crowd difficult terrain though? Igfig: ...I think I messed something up Igfig: but he made a check to get through the first region Igfig: he is still here at the bar Igfig: still hurls the stool, though Igfig: The dragonborn stays on stage; the human dude follows the harp minstrels Igfig: 1d20+7 endurance Fortuna: Igfig, endurance: [8] = 15 Igfig: and gets there just fine Slim_Bankshot: OK, I'll just go with this Slim_Bankshot: d20 + 3 Igfig: 1d20+3 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+3: [6] = 9 Slim_Bankshot: How do you roll again? Slim_Bankshot: Oh Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Well, he TRIED to jump to the bar gracefully, but fell short and landed in the crowd Igfig: ugh, not good for a ranged attacker Igfig: poor guy Slim_Bankshot: Oh, he's ranged? Slim_Bankshot: Well, he's in the brawl now Igfig: yeah, did you not see his statblock? Slim_Bankshot: Guess I wasn't paying attention Igfig: Llywyn Blutfrom, natural humanoid (elf) Slim_Bankshot: Anyway, Slim_Bankshot: d20 Igfig: (gotta say how many dice) Slim_Bankshot: 1 2d0 Slim_Bankshot: Oops Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20: [8] = 8 Igfig: what's he doing? Slim_Bankshot: He attempts to get out of the crowd, but fails Slim_Bankshot: And he remains trapped aming the brawlers Slim_Bankshot: He kinda sucks at this Igfig: guess so. Slim_Bankshot: He was making a str check to get out Igfig: Lucas and Far-Walker! Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20: [16] = 16 Igfig: shoulda used a skill of some sort Lucas_Strongbow: Woo! Slim_Bankshot: Oh, them now? Far-Walker: Yay! Far-Walker: Who gets who? Igfig: I thought he finished his turn, slim Igfig: was he not done? Slim_Bankshot: Sure Igfig: ok Slim_Bankshot: He's good Igfig: all right Igfig: who do you want, Slim? Slim_Bankshot: Lucas Lucas_Strongbow: Woo Igfig: aight, Farw. Let's go. Slim_Bankshot: Lucas, you are still on stage Lucas_Strongbow: Quick question, is Cliff 2 squares away from the front of the stage? Slim_Bankshot: Is he the really big circle? Igfig: you mean, can you push him off? Igfig: yes, you can Far-Walker: Okay. The end of that staircase between 3a and 9b--is that raised above the ground? Slim_Bankshot: 10c? Lucas_Strongbow: He's the C on the other stage Igfig: he's 8b Igfig: the circle is the dragin head Igfig: dragon skull Slim_Bankshot: Ohhhh Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: yes it is, farw Slim_Bankshot: You can, but you are on the wrong stage to do so Far-Walker: Is it possible to jump onto it from 7d? Lucas_Strongbow: Right, minor is Aspect of the Dancing Serpent, because he has no one adjacent Lucas_Strongbow: And then I would like to do a Clever shot on Cliff Igfig: yeah, but it would take a good jump Far-Walker: Far is made for good jumps. Far-Walker: (Knock on wood) Igfig: then let's see a good jump Slim_Bankshot: Yes Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [1] = 11 Lucas_Strongbow: FFFFFUUUUU Slim_Bankshot: Hmmm... Far-Walker: Far moves to 7d, then tries to jump onto the--AHAHAHAHAlucas--elevated part of the staircase. Far-Walker: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+9: [17] = 26 Lucas_Strongbow: well, never mind then Slim_Bankshot: You jump, Igfig: sure. It's about 2 feet, so-- Igfig: ahahaha Igfig: 25 feet, I meant Igfig: and yes, 26 is enough for that Slim_Bankshot: but land on the far edge of the bar Slim_Bankshot: and fall face first into the crowd Slim_Bankshot: Way to suck, lucas Lucas_Strongbow: Wait, why do I jump? Igfig: Lucas didn't jump, dude Slim_Bankshot: I thought you said you did? Lucas_Strongbow: nope Slim_Bankshot: I was reading the wrong thiing Igfig: Far-Walker just jumped like a mofo up to the stairs Far-Walker: Far did. Slim_Bankshot: Forget I said that Lucas_Strongbow: I stand perfectly still, and fail Slim_Bankshot: Still a shitty roll Far-Walker: Fuck inclined planes. Igfig: That was 3 squares of movement, Far Igfig: you've got 3 lefr Igfig: left Lucas_Strongbow: Next turn I mess stuff up Slim_Bankshot: So what next lucas? Far-Walker: Alright. Can I reach 9e with a ranged attack? Lucas_Strongbow: nothing else to do Lucas_Strongbow: turn over, I guess Igfig: Easily. Slim_Bankshot: Really? Slim_Bankshot: You sure you can't do anything else? Far-Walker: Hm...Actually, can I enter 9e with my last three movement? Lucas_Strongbow: I could make a nature check on the troll to find out something about it? Igfig: you can get one more region, far Lucas_Strongbow: weaknesses and that? Igfig: so, 9a or 9b Slim_Bankshot: I think you can do that Igfig: but you're a ranged dude, so whatever man Lucas_Strongbow: if I get a 1 again I will use my next turn to commit suicide Far-Walker: Can I go to 9a, then use Encaging Spirits (Burst 1) to try pushing them into the Big Fireplace? Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+8 Nature Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, Nature: [13] = 21 Igfig: ah, no Igfig: burst 1 is same square Igfig: same region I mean Far-Walker: Can I use my standard action to move more? Far-Walker: Encaging Spirits is minor, and that's all I need. Igfig: you could run to move 2 extra, or use your standard to move again, yeah Igfig: or both Slim_Bankshot: OK, Far-Walker: I'll Run into 9e and use Encaging Spirits! Slim_Bankshot: Lucas, how does nature thingy work? Igfig: all right, you do that Farw! Lucas_Strongbow: I'm just trying to find out more about the troll Igfig: You grant CA and take a -5 to attacks until the end of your next turn Slim_Bankshot: You find out that Igfig: but you still have your std and minor Igfig: minor, encaging spirits Fingers: He still has a Sexually Transmitted Disease? Igfig: that's automatic, right? Igfig: standard action Slim_Bankshot: He has 50 HP left Far-Walker: Yes, Encaging Spirits is automatic Slim_Bankshot: And that his AC is 18 Igfig: they can make saving throws to not fall into the fire... Igfig: 3#1d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 3#1d20: [] = 3 Igfig: aaaaaaa Slim_Bankshot: Also that he showered this morning Slim_Bankshot: And is single Lucas_Strongbow: That explains his lovely hair Igfig: 3d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 3d20: [11, 6, 7] = 24 Igfig: the big guy grabs a table and holds on Slim_Bankshot: So, who next? Igfig: the two harp women are dragged into the fire Sark: Oh my Igfig: they each take 5 fire damage and 5 ongoing fire damage Slim_Bankshot: Brutal Igfig: and you still have your standard action left Far-Walker: For Standard, Far uses Elemental Spirits on the big guy. Far-Walker: FIRE DAMAGE. Because more fire is necessary. Far-Walker: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+5: [2] = 7 Far-Walker: :( Igfig: he makes an opportunity attack against you, for your ranged attack Far-Walker: That's fine Igfig: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+6: [5] = 11 Igfig: he misses you though Far-Walker: That's okay, 'cause I missed him. Igfig: indeed Far-Walker: Done! Slim_Bankshot: OK, troll time Igfig: Aight! Igfig: Also Cliff. Slim_Bankshot: The troll, already seriously pissed off, turns on ... Who attacked him? Igfig: SARK Slim_Bankshot: He turns on Sark Igfig: Cliff growls into the crowd Igfig: 1d20+7 intimidate Fortuna: Igfig, intimidate: [17] = 24 Slim_Bankshot: He is one mad fucker now Igfig: and the crowd parts before him Sark: "Oh, joy." Igfig: he walks up to the bar Igfig: "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Slim_Bankshot: Sark is right there so.... Sark: Is Cliff talking to me? Igfig: to all of you Slim_Bankshot: He swings at him with his club Igfig: "First you bring your terrible music into my bar" Sark: DODGE Sark: What do I check? Igfig: (Slim makes an attack roll) Sark: Oh Igfig: "Then you start attacking people" Slim_Bankshot: d20 + 7 Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 7 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 7: [20] = 27 Igfig: "I knew you rockers were nothing but trouble." Sark: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Slim_Bankshot: Oh shit Slim_Bankshot: RETRIBUTION! Sark: that is something I cant dodge Igfig: He grabs a greataxe out from under the bar Slim_Bankshot: Anyway, 17 damage bro Sark: "kragawfl" Sark: I now have 9 HP Sark: Bloodied Igfig: jumps over it dreyrugr: "I'm going to grab a second dragon you asshole" Slim_Bankshot: He brings his club down on you hard, knock your tiny body off the bar and onto the floor, fracturing something in the process Slim_Bankshot: You also lose a tooth Igfig: right at I guess Thorn Igfig: who is right there Igfig: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+9: [17] = 26 Igfig: vs AC Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah that hits too. Slim_Bankshot: OK, you are blodied Slim_Bankshot: How does that change things? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah I will be, how much damage? Igfig: rolls low, only 5 damage Igfig: it doesn't much, slim Thorn_the_Gnoll: Goodie, 11 health left for me. Sark: Can I make a healing surge now? Slim_Bankshot: Sure Slim_Bankshot: I also learned I have a very basic understanding of combat Slim_Bankshot: I have a very simple mind Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think you can till it is your turn Sark. Sark: Aw Slim_Bankshot: OK, well he climbs over the bar awkwardly and tried to hit you again Slim_Bankshot: Having the advantage of the crowd, you can make a reflex dodge Sark: I'll try that Sark: Reflex 15 Slim_Bankshot: I thought it was d20 + dex? Slim_Bankshot: Or bonuses Igfig: I think the way that would work, if it was a thing Slim_Bankshot: Or something Igfig: would be you roll your reflex - 10 Igfig: against his attack bonus + 10 Igfig: so 1d20+5 for you, sark Sark: Okay, Sark: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+5: [1] = 6 Sark: NO Slim_Bankshot: Damn Igfig: uh Slim_Bankshot: You attempt to roll, and do so Igfig: I'm not sure what that means Igfig: but I think it's a crit Slim_Bankshot: Directly into the path of his club Sark: noooo Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 +7 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 +7: [7] = 14 Slim_Bankshot: What's your AC? Sark: 17 Slim_Bankshot: He failed then Slim_Bankshot: Calm down Sark: yaaa~y Far-Walker: AHAHAHAHAHAsark Slim_Bankshot: You used up all your good rolls Sark: Fortuna be a fickle mistress Igfig: okay, I think that's that turn then Slim_Bankshot: THe troll is done with his turn, then Igfig: Dreyrugr and Fingers! dreyrugr: Awesome Slim_Bankshot: I'll take fingers Igfig: okay Slim_Bankshot: If he wants to put up with the clueless guy Igfig: Drey, whatcha doing? dreyrugr: Can I charge cliff? Slim_Bankshot: Fingers? Fingers: Yo Igfig: You'll need to double-move or make a check. Fingers: Ok, so first off Slim_Bankshot: You're up broseph Fingers: Fingers is gonna sidle on over to his crew dreyrugr: Can I do an athletics check to get there? Fingers: I assume they're within move distance? Igfig: Sure can, Drey Fingers: Thorn, Brigs, and Sark dreyrugr: 1d20+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+2: [19] = 21 Slim_Bankshot: Assuming you want to go to thorn and brigs, yes dreyrugr: HAHA dreyrugr: I love you fortuna Igfig: you muscle straight through the crowd Igfig: it'll take a check, run, or double-move to get through the crowd Slim_Bankshot: You make your way to them, Fingers: Alright, lemme cruise on over there, and for my minor action I wanna play a quick tune to try and cool some of the hot tempers down, man dreyrugr: First off Igfig: for fingers, I mean dreyrugr: Nature's wrath Igfig: anyway Igfig: aight drey Fingers: Heard my name, whassup? dreyrugr: Cliff and any enemies ajacent to me are marked Igfig: you mark all enemies, right? Or just the ones you choose? dreyrugr: Any ajacent enemy dreyrugr: All* Sark: Hang on, I forgot about my racial Slim_Bankshot: Wait, I'm lost Slim_Bankshot: What is fingers doing? Igfig: Fingers, you can't do that as a minor action Sark: I have +5 bonus HP after being bloodied for the first time Fingers: I'm moving over to Thorn, Drey, Briggs and Sark Igfig: I'm pretty sure you can't play a tune in less than a second,fingers Fingers: Oh dreyrugr: Alright ig. All the enemies ajacent to me are marked Fingers: Alright, nevermind on that then Sark: So, I'm not bloodied anymore Igfig: Indeed, drey Fingers: Sark is pretty badly wounded, correct? dreyrugr: Earth spikes as a standard Igfig: including the patrons Sark: 14 HP Igfig: i think Slim_Bankshot: He was Slim_Bankshot: Yes dreyrugr: 1W + STR mod damage. Until the end of your next turn, the target's space and each square adjacent to it are filled with spikes. Any enemy that enters this spike filled area or starts it turn there takes 5 damage. Sark: I am just above bloodied Fingers: Lemme hit him with a Majestic Word, then Igfig: nice, drey Slim_Bankshot: The troll kicked some serious shit Igfig: roll that attack dreyrugr: 1d20+5 I believe Fortuna: dreyrugr, I believe: [1] = 6 Fingers: He can use a healing surge, and gain surge +4 hp dreyrugr: FUCK Igfig: :( dreyrugr: FUCK FUCK FUCK Igfig: drey, this is incredible Sark: 6 hp, actually dreyrugr: I hurt my self :*( dreyrugr: :(* Igfig: no Igfig: just missed Slim_Bankshot: So, fingers just healed sark some? Fingers: Slim? dreyrugr: So nothing horrible happens with a nat one? Slim_Bankshot: I AM CONFUSED! Igfig: do you know how hard it is to hit yourself with a longsword? Not that easy, if you're good with it. Fingers: Yeah, I think I'm going to call my turn on that, then. Give him the hp, move me into position, and I'm cool. Igfig: All that happens is you mis. Igfig: s dreyrugr: Well there goes that then Igfig: You still have a standard action, fingers Sark: "Thanks, man. You're a god." dreyrugr: Will the troll be affected if I use dragon breath? Igfig: sure, let's say you can aim for that region Igfig: you'll get Sark too though dreyrugr: What if I just aim for cliff? Sark: But, aren't I prone on the ground? Sark: Or does that not matter? Igfig: you'll get cover from the bar Igfig: you can't aim for cliff, drey, he's too close dreyrugr: Oh Igfig: blast only works against adjacent region Slim_Bankshot: I can't seem to move fingers dreyrugr: Fuck it Igfig: try agian dreyrugr: Form of relentless panther as a minor daily Igfig: I think I might have had him selected Slim_Bankshot: Got it dreyrugr: Effect: You assume the guardian form of the relentless panther until the end of the encounter. While you are in this form, you gain +2 bonus to Reflex and a +1 bonus to attack rolls against enemies marked by your. In addition, you can shift 2 squares as a move action. Igfig: Did fingers just walk over there? opportunity attack Igfig: 1d20+6 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [16] = 22 Igfig: 4 damage, fingers Slim_Bankshot: I thought he had already walked over there Igfig: never made a check Igfig: also, drey dreyrugr: Alright ig. Can I shift behind cliff because of that? Igfig: nice dreyrugr: Or, if not that, the troll? Slim_Bankshot: Well, he's there now I guess Slim_Bankshot: Shit happens Igfig: do you have a move action left? Then yeah, you can shift into a differentregion dreyrugr: Well I used my move. But the shift comes with the daily Igfig: "you can shift 2 squares as a move action." dreyrugr: Oh dreyrugr: Never mind then dreyrugr: I guess that's the end of my turn Igfig: okay dreyrugr: Patrons now Slim_Bankshot: Can fingers do anything else? Slim_Bankshot: No Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: Fingers, did you not take a standard action? Igfig: fingers is dead Igfig: patrons then Sark: Barvo left Slim_Bankshot: Oh Igfig: yeah, just realized Slim_Bankshot: Oh well dreyrugr: Figners got scared and ran out the door Far-Walker: Fingers sublimates into vapor. Slim_Bankshot: How late are we planning on, dudes? Sark: Fingers passes out from rocking so hard Brigsby: I was thinking until we kill these guys. Or until we all die and create new characters or something Slim_Bankshot: Just so I know how I should space these doughnuts Thorn_the_Gnoll: I only just nabbed my snacks. Igfig: One patron in each region attacks people Igfig: in said region Slim_Bankshot: Damn Igfig: that's only three Igfig: 3#1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 3#1d20+6: [] = 3 Igfig: aaaaaaaaaag Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [20] = 26 Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [14] = 20 Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [4] = 10 Igfig: 4 damage to Drey! Igfig: 4 to the orc Igfig: none to llywyn Igfig: A few patrons go down here and there Slim_Bankshot: Just down, or down on eachother? Slim_Bankshot: Hehe Igfig: in a pile, but not in a sexy way Igfig: some move around a bit Igfig: and then back to the top! dreyrugr: Ig, as DM. I demand you make this play in the background during our fight dreyrugr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M&feature=related Igfig: i don't know how to do that Igfig: Also! You hear loud voices outside the tavern Slim_Bankshot: Back in a moment dreyrugr: "IT'S THE COPS! CHEESE IT" Igfig: but evidently they're still gathering Igfig: BACK TO TOP Igfig: THORN AND BRIGSBY Brigsby: Uhh, alright Brigsby: I shift to 10c, on the bar Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Yeah Cliff, it's all our fault. All my clan's fault with their new fangled metal. The group who slew that dragon whose lair made you rich, the group who rocked the house and you snatched the victory away from because of backstage deals!" Igfig: THORN Igfig: oh Igfig: sorry Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hey Brigs could you hold off on moving a sec so I can use you for my Pack Hunter skill? Brigsby: ok Igfig: thought that was someone else talking Slim_Bankshot: OK, Slim_Bankshot: Am I in charge of brigs? Brigsby: I'm waiting for Thorn to do his thing Thorn_the_Gnoll: And after yelling at him I'll use Tactical Trick to I have combat advantage on him and just smack him. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [15] = 24 Igfig: that is a successful Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so 1d6+10 from being bloodied and having pack hunter. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d6+10: [2] = 12 Slim_Bankshot: You just pimpslapped cliff? Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then another 2d6 for sneak attack right? Igfig: indeed Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d6 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 2d6: [1, 5] = 6 Igfig: you can roll it all in one go Igfig: 18 damage, nice Brigsby: Ok, why did I have to wait? Thorn_the_Gnoll: You don't have to anymore, I already got the +2 damage from you being there. Thorn_the_Gnoll: With Drey. Brigsby: Oh, I see Brigsby: Ok, so NOW I shift onto the top of the bar Igfig: you'll have to make a check to hop up Igfig: or just move Thorn_the_Gnoll: And as a minor action I'll just get my flint and tinder ready from my adventurer's kit. Igfig: and risk OAs Brigsby: well, if I move that risks OAs Brigsby: and I've already taken like three Brigsby: so I'd rather roll Brigsby: Acrobatics to get on the bar? Igfig: That'll work, yes Brigsby: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+4: [6] = 10 Igfig: that's fine, it's pretty easy Brigsby: Ok, good. I'm free of patrons now? Igfig: yes Brigsby: Good. What's the green circle? Slim_Bankshot: Who am I paying attention to now? Igfig: the dragon skull Slim_Bankshot: Uh... OK dreyrugr: Dragon skull is on the stage from the concert ig Igfig: what? Oh right Brigsby: Ok, I'm going to move over to the end of bar, next to 2a Igfig: the circle is not a thing then dreyrugr: And our stage's chandelier is on the stage. if it matters Igfig: it's all the same region, so ok Brigsby: What is the B next to the bar? Igfig: slim, how about you get started on the minstrels? Igfig: The B is the big orc Slim_Bankshot: OK Brigsby: Ok, I shoot him with Thunder Slam Slim_Bankshot: I only see one M Sark: Have those minstrels been on fire this whole time? Brigsby: 1d20+4 vs fort Fortuna: Brigsby, vs fort: [14] = 18 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Two of the Ms are in the fire. Slim_Bankshot: Oh Igfig: they're in the fireplace taking fire damage, yes Far-Walker: The other two Ms have been roasting because FIRe. Slim_Bankshot: Indeed Igfig: 5 from starting their turn in there, plu s5 ongoing Slim_Bankshot: OK, Igfig: brigsby, yes Brigsby: 2d10+9 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d10+9: [5, 2] = 16 Brigsby: and he's pushed 3 squares Igfig: whooo! Sark: So is it safe to say that they are dead now? Slim_Bankshot: The two in hte fire, haul ass out of it Igfig: nope Sark: oh it only counts on their turns? Igfig: they take damage on their turns Brigsby: I'd prefer if the blast knocks him into the other elf, but that works too I guess Igfig: brigsby, you can push him up adjacent, sure Igfig: he is adjacent, actually Brigsby: but not like, knocking L over? Slim_Bankshot: I can't seem to move them again Igfig: nope, it doesn't actually lift him into the air and fling him Igfig: not quite that strong yet Brigsby: Ok, cool Igfig: brb\ Brigsby: and I think that's my turn. Igfig: back Igfig: the orc is bloodoed Slim_Bankshot: OK, well, brb for me as well. I need to go get ready for bed (not leaving, just getting ready) Igfig: slim, did you do stuff for the minstrels? Igfig: guess not Slim_Bankshot: Got the two out of the fire, they were going to attack walker Igfig: ok Slim_Bankshot: was the plan Slim_Bankshot: i'll be back in a few Igfig: they jump back out, on fire Igfig: and, having never learned about Stop, Drop, and Roll Igfig: draw small sickles out of their belts Fortuna: Say please. Far-Walker: I think you hurt her fealings Far-Walker: *feelings Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [17] = 23 dreyrugr: Fortuna Say please. 20:06 *** Fortuna quit (Quit: None) Igfig: yeah, I just saw Far-Walker: Dammit. Far-Walker: Hi Far-Walker: *hit Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC, flaming harp Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC, flaming harp: [14] = 20 Far-Walker: Hit Far-Walker: As per Bloodied Elusion, Far shifts to 9a as a free action Far-Walker: Or rolls there, or whatever you do when prone Igfig: uhm, I don't know if you actually can shift while prone Igfig: nope, you can't Far-Walker: Hm. Even with the feat? Igfig: even with Igfig: when prone, you can only crawl Far-Walker: Can I save that Elusion until I'm not prone? Far-Walker: on my next turn? Igfig: if you get healed and bloodied again Igfig: but otherwise, no Far-Walker: Hm. Can I crawl under the table (that's what the brown is right?) Igfig: on your turn maybe Far-Walker: Bah. Okay, go on. Igfig: the harp minstrels roll saving throws Igfig: 2d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 2d20: [15, 3] = 18 Igfig: one saves, one doesn't Igfig: the halfling continues to wait Igfig: SARK Sark: SORRY Sark: I'm here Igfig: it's your turn Sark: Alright, use a healing surge, restoring 10 HP Igfig: that's a standard Sark: Can I try to move? Igfig: why would you be unable to? Sark: Nevermind. Alright, I get to my feet, feeling (and hearing) some snapping and popping in my upper torso. Probably a fractured rib or 3. I then attempt to vault over the bar Igfig: sure Igfig: to where? Sark: 3e with my bandmates Sark: If I can't do that, then 3c Igfig: okay Igfig: you're moving right? Not just shifting? Sark: Just moving, I think Igfig: okay Igfig: the troll makes an opportunity attack Igfig: 1d20+7 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [6] = 13 Sark: 17 Igfig: you dodge his reaching claw Igfig: and then? Sark: I end my turn, I guess Slim_Bankshot: The big minstrel is the B? Igfig: no attack, sark? And yes, the three big minstrels are B's. Thorn_the_Gnoll: He used his standard for the healing surge. Sark: yeah Igfig: oh, right Igfig: okay Igfig: that's that then Brigsby: Jeez, why did you guys have to point it out Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause we're honest to a fault? Brigsby: Pfffffft Igfig: I was looking over the past few lines, and would have seen it anyway, for one Brigsby: That's true Igfig: and for two, I would have take away your next standard action instead Igfig: anyway, Llywyn the Lutist! / glamour minstrel Thorn_the_Gnoll: You should probably move Sark on the map too. Igfig: right Igfig: tries to get back to the stage with natural charm alone, smiling and flirting through the crowd Igfig: 1d20+10 bluff Fortuna: Igfig, bluff: [2] = 12 Slim_Bankshot: OK, Igfig: and makes it Far-Walker: Ha Slim_Bankshot: The big Minstrel, Slim_Bankshot: who is still on the stage for some reason, Igfig: and you know what? Llywyn decides to just let off his encounter power right away Slim_Bankshot: Heads towards brigs, the closest target Igfig: it's called Starblaze Igfig: on top of thorn and drey, and also everyone else in that region Igfig: it's basically a brilliant sparkly glow Igfig: of death Slim_Bankshot: He doesn't have any special stuff, so he just tried to hit him with a barstool Igfig: 1d20+5 vs reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [11] = 16 Igfig: 1d20+5 vs reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [3] = 8 Igfig: 1d20+5 vs reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [9] = 14 Igfig: 1d20+5 vs reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [1] = 6 Igfig: 1d20+5 vs reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [13] = 18 Igfig: 1d20+5 vs reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [12] = 17 Igfig: thorn and drey, 16 and 8 respectively Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 6 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 6: [4] = 10 dreyrugr: No hit Brigsby: Nope Slim_Bankshot: brigs Slim_Bankshot: Your AC? dreyrugr: On me Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Hm... Igfig: misses one patron, hits two others Igfig: hits cliff Igfig: the patrons dive for cover Igfig: 2d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 2d20: [2, 15] = 17 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Reflex, and damn, I believe he hits me. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or she, whatever. Igfig: one falls prone behind the bar, the other is blasted off his feet Igfig: llywyn is a dude Slim_Bankshot: The Minstrel tries another hit, after being able to crush his opponant the first time Igfig: who had sex with lucas Lucas_Strongbow: Harrumph Igfig: okay, so the damage ofthis attack is Igfig: 2d6+4 radiant Fortuna: Igfig, radiant: [4, 6] = 14 Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 6 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 6: [20] = 26 Slim_Bankshot: Shit brigs Brigsby: IMMEDIATE INTERRUPT Brigsby: Second Chance Brigsby: roll that again Igfig: also that is a zone now; if you leave that region this turn, there's like a wall of light that blinds you a bit and you grant combat advantage Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, how much damage did I take? Or will be taking? Slim_Bankshot: You can do that? Brigsby: Yup Slim_Bankshot: Pecker Igfig: if you were hit, you took 14 damage Thorn Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 6 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 6: [14] = 20 Brigsby: still hits Sark: Was I affected by the Stargaze? Slim_Bankshot: Fine Brigsby: but at least it's not a crit Thorn_the_Gnoll: Joyous, I'm down guys. Slim_Bankshot: 1d10 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d10: [10] = 10 Brigsby: might as well have been Igfig: no sark dreyrugr: So I don't take any damage? Slim_Bankshot: +5 Sark: okay Slim_Bankshot: 15 brigs Igfig: and indeed, drey Brigsby: and I'm unconcious Brigsby: unconscious* Igfig: cliff is bloodied dreyrugr: Also, remember, cliff and whoever was ajacent to me is marked Slim_Bankshot: Is it just me, or are the heroes taking a beating? Far-Walker: Bad rolls. Igfig: yeah, I was kinda expecting more people too Brigsby: We've had terrible rolls, mostly Brigsby: and a lot less people than last time Lucas_Strongbow: And being severely outnumbered Sark: I didn't get bad rolls Brigsby: and the enemies rolling 20s Sark: But, neither did the troll Igfig: slim, did you do all the big guys, or just the one? Igfig: looks like just one Slim_Bankshot: There are multiple big ones? Igfig: three Igfig: the one by farw Slim_Bankshot: Where are the others? Igfig: kicks him Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [9] = 14 Slim_Bankshot: I see them Igfig: vs AC, I think that's a miss Slim_Bankshot: OK Far-Walker: No hit! Slim_Bankshot: The one by walker takes a swing Igfig: and the one in the middle by llywyn Igfig: yeah, walker Igfig: s one missed him Far-Walker: The one by Walker already kicked, right? Igfig: yeah Igfig: jsut the one in the middle, by llywyn Igfig: these guys actually all have names, truth be told Slim_Bankshot: Really? Igfig: the dragonborn attacking brigs is Oliver dreyrugr: Yeah. Gay, Gayer, and Gayest Igfig: that's why he hates everybody so much Slim_Bankshot: The one in front of the stage, then Slim_Bankshot: Brigs is down Igfig: the guy kicking walker is Leonard Pertwee Igfig: the harpists are Lisabella and Joanna Slim_Bankshot: So he attempts to climb over the bar to.... are sark and/or thorn alive? Igfig: the orc is Bloodrage Facechewer Sark: I am alive Igfig: and the halfling is Cumquat, I kid you not Igfig: thorn is also alive Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm down. Igfig: oh Slim_Bankshot: OK, he heads for sark then Thorn_the_Gnoll: TEchnically I'm alive, but I'm not standing that's for sure. Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: str to push through the crowd Sark: Who is coming for me, exactly? Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 3 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 3: [9] = 12 Slim_Bankshot: minstrel Sark: okay Slim_Bankshot: He makes it to the bar, and manages to climb onto it, Slim_Bankshot: but can't make it farther Slim_Bankshot: He picks up and throws a bottle at you Sark: Can I bat it back at him? Slim_Bankshot: It's probably smash Igfig: I don't think you're really skilled enough to do that yet Sark: okay Slim_Bankshot: dodging is an option though Igfig: there's probably something like that in a few levels Sark: I attempt to dodge Sark: Acrobatics check? Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 2 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 2: [16] = 18 Igfig: reflex check Slim_Bankshot: He got an 18 to hit Slim_Bankshot: Beat that to dodge Sark: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+5: [1] = 6 Sark: arhg Igfig: wow Slim_Bankshot: It hits you square in the face Sark: what is up with fortuna today dreyrugr: She's a heartless shrew Igfig: you mean, always Slim_Bankshot: Like, glass in hte eyes Sark: damage? Slim_Bankshot: Hm... Slim_Bankshot: His dex modifyer? Slim_Bankshot: 3 Slim_Bankshot: 3 sounds good Sark: Alright, 21 HP Igfig: okay, thass it? Slim_Bankshot: Also, take a handicap of -1 to your next accuracy related move Sark: okay Slim_Bankshot: Glass eyes and all Igfig: aight, that's that? Slim_Bankshot: I believe Igfig: LUCACKS AND WALKER TEXAS SEEKER Lucas_Strongbow: Well that's his new nickname Far-Walker: Who wants me? Igfig: everyone Slim_Bankshot: I want you Far-Walker: And that is definitely his nick now. Slim_Bankshot: I want you here. Now Far-Walker: In your arms? Slim_Bankshot: All over me Igfig: all I ever wanted Igfig: all I ever needed Igfig: etc Slim_Bankshot: Was to see you smiling Lucas_Strongbow: aaaaaanyway Slim_Bankshot: Ahem Far-Walker: Anyway, what's it take to get out of prone? Igfig: we are all singing different songs Igfig: a move action Lucas_Strongbow: hmm Lucas_Strongbow: Disruptive shot on Lute, because I hate him Lucas_Strongbow: And because he actually does damage Far-Walker: Can I do a bad-ass flip up onto my feet with an Acrobatics check? Igfig: yes, yes you can Far-Walker: For, like, reducing it to free or something? Igfig: minor Far-Walker: k Far-Walker: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+9: [6] = 15 Igfig: slim, are you dealing with lucas? Slim_Bankshot: I thought walker, but lucas is fine Igfig: sorry walker, that's not enough Slim_Bankshot: I GUESS Igfig: either way Far-Walker: Hm. Igfig: lucas, do something Lucas_Strongbow: disruptive shot on lute dude Igfig: you don't lose your action, walker, at least Lucas_Strongbow: Lwylynwhatever Igfig: okay lucas, do that Lucas_Strongbow: he has no one adjacent right? Slim_Bankshot: Yes. Go Far-Walker: Okay, move action to get out of prone. Igfig: aight Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [15] = 25 Lucas_Strongbow: FINALLY Far-Walker: Minor action to shift into 9a Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+7 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [4] = 11 Lucas_Strongbow: And he is dazed Igfig: I should really record damage taken on the board somehwere Far-Walker: Alright, now I'm going to use my daily, Storm of Spirit Shards, on 9e Igfig: go for it man Far-Walker: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+5: [15] = 20 Slim_Bankshot: Lucas? Igfig: and the other two? Lucas_Strongbow: Is there any chance I could use perform r something to inspire patrons to attack Cliff? Far-Walker: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+5: [11] = 16 Igfig: yes, you definitely can lucas Lucas_Strongbow: And my attack is above Far-Walker: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+5: [9] = 14 Slim_Bankshot: Don't see why not Lucas_Strongbow: as a minor? Igfig: what's that vs., Walker? Lucas_Strongbow: because I used my standard Far-Walker: AC Igfig: and that'll be serious penalties then, lucas Igfig: oyu hot them all farw Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [8] = 17 Lucas_Strongbow: Dang Igfig: you hit them all, farw Far-Walker: Woo! Lucas_Strongbow: I play them an inspiring song on my guitar Far-Walker: All one damage roll? Igfig: yep Igfig: but since it's a minor action, it's all over in about a second Igfig: (last one was to lucas) Far-Walker: 1d10+2d6+3 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d10+2d6+3: [1, 1, 1] = 6 Igfig: aaaaaaaaa Far-Walker: WHAT Lucas_Strongbow: WOW Slim_Bankshot: Sorry Lucas. Not many people are convinced Igfig: FORTUNA YOU MINX Lucas_Strongbow: Not many is better than none Slim_Bankshot: Also, I think Walker just shot himself in the foot Igfig: nah, that was a damage roll Far-Walker: No, he just barley scratched three close-together enemies with /shards forged from spirits/ Slim_Bankshot: But that bad, I think he found a way Far-Walker: Like, they bounced off. Slim_Bankshot: OK fine Lucas_Strongbow: anyway, I'm done Slim_Bankshot: But seriously, shitty luck man Far-Walker: I'm going to use my Action Point now. dreyrugr: I think fortuna may be taking bribes ig Lucas_Strongbow: UNLESS I USE MY ACTION POINT Far-Walker: And Second Wind. Igfig: "We are protected by the primal spirits, unwise insect-persun!" says the harpist Igfig: the one who isn't on fire Igfig: okay far Lucas_Strongbow: I will use my action point to perform for the patrons AS A STANDARD Igfig: all right! Far-Walker: Alright, done. That's 5 shiny new HP Lucas_Strongbow: I show them the power of rock, as aim them at the man who wants to take it away from them Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [4] = 13 Lucas_Strongbow: COCKS Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna can go suck a bag of them Slim_Bankshot: Lucas is not rocking vert=y hard tonight Igfig: there are a few that heard and agreed, lucas Slim_Bankshot: very Igfig: but they already liked your music beforehand Lucas_Strongbow: I love DM's pity Igfig: and are still fighting the others Slim_Bankshot: The rest seem disinterested in your musical talents Lucas_Strongbow: but I will take it! Igfig: actually, about a third are on your side Igfig: a third are on the other side Igfig: and a third are just fighting for the hell of it Slim_Bankshot: cliff and troll up? Igfig: it's a question of swaying the netral vots Igfig: votes Igfig: yes Igfig: and oh shit wait a moment Igfig: I have to go check ont he election Slim_Bankshot: Sark. You alive? Thorn_the_Gnoll: ? Igfig: I need to find out who is the new prime minister and shit dreyrugr: Waffle is the new prime minister Sark: Yeah I'm alive dreyrugr: I'm sorry Ig. Igfig: oh, it looks like the results still aren't in yet Igfig: and I could actually imagine Waffle being Stephen Harper's online alter ego Slim_Bankshot: OK sark Igfig: not easily Igfig: but I coudl imagine it Slim_Bankshot: Remember that troll? Igfig: sorry, back to the game Slim_Bankshot: He still has a bone to pick with you Igfig: also, he regenerates Igfig: cliff, for his part Igfig: attacks drey dreyrugr: Agaisnt? Slim_Bankshot: He attempts to grab sark dreyrugr: Against* Igfig: 1d10+8 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [1] = 9 Sark: Ah shit Sark: Opportunity attack! dreyrugr: HAHA dreyrugr: MASSIVE FAILURE Igfig: Cliff misses like a fool! Igfig: He is unhappy! Igfig: He is growling! Sark: I attempt to smash his hand as he reaches for me Igfig: grabs don't provoke OAs, dude Sark: awww Sark: crap Igfig: especially not when it's a monster with big claw hands dreyrugr: "Looks like you came to soon Cliff. Just like always."k Slim_Bankshot: Hang on a sec Igfig: did you bone cliff earlier? dreyrugr: I marked him Sark: That is why he wanted us to lose Igfig: also he hates rock music Slim_Bankshot: OK sorry Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 7 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 7: [3] = 10 Slim_Bankshot: Damn Sark: against reflex? Slim_Bankshot: Failure to grab Sark: oh Slim_Bankshot: Against AC Sark: okay then Slim_Bankshot: HE TRIES AGAIN THOUGH! Sark: AUGH Slim_Bankshot: 1d20 + 7 Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, 1d20 + 7: [1] = 8 Slim_Bankshot: HE FAILS EVEN WORSE! Sark: HA Igfig: wow, clumsy bastard Sark: He trips an falls on his stupid hairy face Slim_Bankshot: FORTUNA YOU WHORE! Sark: hopefully Igfig: Drey and Fingers! Slim_Bankshot: He trips and falls yes Sark: Fingers is gone Slim_Bankshot: On your legs Igfig: Fingers is gone, but Hands remains dreyrugr: Alright ig. Action points can be used for any action correct? Igfig: well, not immediate actions Igfig: but yeah, standard move or minor dreyrugr: Alright. Earth shield strike on cliff Igfig: aight dreyrugr: 1W + STR Mod and you gain a +1 power bonus to AC until the end of your next turn. Igfig: sure Sark: Anything else, slim? dreyrugr: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: dreyrugr, vs AC: [7] = 13 dreyrugr: I have a +1 because he is marked dreyrugr: FUUUUUUUUUU Igfig: that is unfortunate Igfig: well, how bout the action point? dreyrugr: Well before I use that dreyrugr: Dragon breath Igfig: sure dreyrugr: Now, do I get any bonus's on this attack roll besides my str mod? Igfig: where? Igfig: uh, a +2 I thinl Igfig: think Igfig: yes, there's a built-in +2 dreyrugr: I suppose cliff is too close to hit? Igfig: yup dreyrugr: Alright. Sorry sark dreyrugr: Against the troll Sark: aww crap I can't duck can I Igfig: not really, no dreyrugr: Unless... Can I hit a monchyld member? Sark: ugh. Hit me, drey Igfig: actually, there's one in 10c with briggs Igfig: that you can get Sark: Isn't brigs at deaths door? Igfig: yes Brigsby: I'm at 0 hp Sark: I have a lot more health. Hit the troll dreyrugr: Wait dreyrugr: Woudl I be able to shift 2 to brigs because of my daily effect? Igfig: yes, you would dreyrugr: Shift 2 to brigs dreyrugr: And can I hit either cliff or a monchyld? Brigsby: You can probably hit the guy right next to me Igfig: in brigs' region, you can hit thorn and cliff dreyrugr: With dragon breath of course Igfig: in your region you can hit brigs and the orc Igfig: or sark and the troll Igfig: I'm starting to wonder if I should change the close blast rules dreyrugr: Alright. Dragon breath on thorn and cliff Igfig: ok Igfig: thorn is unconscious, yes? dreyrugr: 1d20+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+2: [19] = 21 Igfig: on cliff, k dreyrugr: YESYES YES Igfig: also, you forgot to add your Str bonus dreyrugr: Oh right. It's more then enough though I think Igfig: yeah, it is Igfig: and now on Thorn? dreyrugr: 1d20+7 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+7: [6] = 13 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. dreyrugr: v reflex Thorn_the_Gnoll: A miss. Igfig: You take a -5 to all defenses while unconscious Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh.. dreyrugr: 1d8+2 for damage Fortuna: dreyrugr, for damage: [7] = 9 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah that's a hit then, but it was sorta close. dreyrugr: That's on cliff by the way dreyrugr: 1d8+2 thorn Fortuna: dreyrugr, thorn: [1] = 3 Igfig: Oh wow, cliff is mad wounded Igfig: okay dreyrugr: Should I roll for damage to patrons? Igfig: no, if you hit them they die Igfig: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7: [16] = 23 dreyrugr: Alright. So now I'll use my action point Igfig: dies dreyrugr: For a healing check on brigs dreyrugr: 1d20 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20: [17] = 17 Igfig: plenty dreyrugr: Fortuna. I love you Brigsby: I take a surge? Igfig: yeah Brigsby: got it Brigsby: I'm up to 6, and bloodied dreyrugr: And once again, nature's wrath as a free action dreyrugr: All enemies ajacent are marked Igfig: you go to 0 and heal from there, remember brigsby Igfig: aight, that's just the orc, drey Brigsby: I was at 0 dreyrugr: Awesome Igfig: ah Slim_Bankshot: Oh crap dreyrugr: So you get your healing surge then ig Slim_Bankshot: I dozed off dreyrugr: I mean brigs Slim_Bankshot: Did I miss anything important? dreyrugr: Cliff is being raped in the ass by ligtning dreyrugr: The orc is marked dreyrugr: Brigs is back up Slim_Bankshot: Nice dreyrugr: And that's it dreyrugr: I think dreyrugr: End turn Igfig: The doors burst open, revealing a noble-looking half-elf dressed in gleaming armour. A step behind him is a hulking black dragonborn, and behind him you can see more armoured figures. The guard has arrived. dreyrugr: "SHIT. CHEESE IT" Sark: "Well, it was worth a go. Time to get out." Igfig: The half-elf draws a fine longsword and brandishes it foppishly Far-Walker: Far-Walker ducks behind a table to get out of their line of site Far-Walker: *sight Slim_Bankshot: The others maintain formation while slowly branching into the room to take control of the situation Igfig: "Why, you ruffians! Coming here to our fine town with your 'rock music' and 'sex axes' and corrupting our youth! Far-Walker: "Damn. A yuppie." dreyrugr: "That dwarf over there touched me between my legs! I demand he be arrested!" Slim_Bankshot: "SILENCE WOMAN!" Slim_Bankshot: They have less respect for females, I'm guessing. dreyrugr: "OR WHAT" Igfig: "You won't ever get a chance to ruin another town. Not if my name is Captain Sir St. James Belie d'Aubrnatri!" Igfig: "Or what? Or this" Igfig: This! Slim_Bankshot: The guards move in on the rockstars Sark: "Well, it was fun while it lasted." Far-Walker: Far-Walker attempts to hide under the table. dreyrugr: "SOMEONE PLAY AN AWESOME RIFF" Igfig: Some of the crowd falls back, some are too drunk not to fight Slim_Bankshot: The ones that are unconscious are easily apprehended and the others are soon to be subdued Igfig: so the going is slow even for the guards Igfig: and that means the encounter is not over! dreyrugr: Aloucious was arrested dreyrugr: Whoever he plays dreyrugr: Sark. That's it Slim_Bankshot: Many a guard is forced to take the offensive against rowdy patrons and neutralize threats with violence Brigsby: Crap, Fortuna liked Sark dreyrugr: Ones' right next to me fuck Igfig: That's the captain Igfig: you were talking back to him dreyrugr: Oh. Awesome Igfig: he comes at you with his sword dreyrugr: I always enjoy killing important people Brigsby: that seems extreme Igfig: 1d20+9 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [18] = 27 Igfig: 1d8+3 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [7] = 10 dreyrugr: haha. Barely a scratch dreyrugr: (not really) Igfig: "Ha! Take that, you wretched wench!" Igfig: And let's skip the patrons because they aren't going to do anything interesting Slim_Bankshot: Yeah Slim_Bankshot: The guards are keeping them at bay dreyrugr: "You call that a sword? It looks likes a dagger" Igfig: Thorn and Brigsby! Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20: [9] = 9 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Crud. Brigsby: I shift away from J and B Igfig: was that your death save, thorn? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Brigsby: preferably enough that I can get out of OA range Igfig: okay brigsby Igfig: someone heal thorn Brigsby: And I'm going to try and convince the guards that it wasn't us, it was Cliff that caused all this commotion. Igfig: Sure Brigsby: Diplomacy or Bluff? Igfig: Depends on how you go about it Igfig: appeal to reason, diplomacy Igfig: appeal to emotions, bluff Igfig: basically. Brigsby: Well, emotions didn't seem to work with Drey Slim_Bankshot: You're a dude, Brigsby: so I'll go with Reason Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think anyone is in any position to help me up, too many folks have disappeared. Slim_Bankshot: so I say diplomacy Brigsby: 1d20+9 diplomacy Fortuna: Brigsby, diplomacy: [2] = 11 Brigsby: ballsack Slim_Bankshot: Fortuna hates you guys so much Brigsby: I miss diceboy Igfig: "Cliff Shieldsplitter is a fine, upstanding member of this community, and I will not see you slander his name thus!" dreyrugr: "Sir. I believe you mean 'Cliff Smallpenis Brigsby: So I use Howling Tempest Igfig: okay Slim_Bankshot: The man seems to becoming increasingly irritated and the shade of his face changes with his temper Brigsby: on the middle guard Brigsby: not J Igfig: it's just a burst 1, right? Brigsby: Yes Igfig: and where, 2b or 2c? Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think we'd be a bit better off trying to finish off Cliff maybe, though then we have murder on our hands in front of the guard, not sure which is worse, attacking the guards or that. Igfig: you know, you don't have to kill him when you reduce him to 0 hp Thorn_the_Gnoll: That three. Slim_Bankshot: Two/three of you have been arrested Brigsby: Who will I hit if I do it on the guy in 2b? Igfig: if you're worried bout murder Igfig: everybody else in 2b Slim_Bankshot: You are greatly outnumbered Igfig: this is how bursts work Igfig: brigsby? Brigsby: Yes? Igfig: are you doing something? Brigsby: Oh, I misread your thing Brigsby: I thought you meant you were typing more Igfig: oh, nah Brigsby: Can I target L, and hit the B next to him? Igfig: no, they're in different regions Brigsby: Bah, they seemed close enough. Ok, I'll do it in 10c, the eye of the storm is over Drey Igfig: okay Brigsby: roll against J and B? Igfig: they aren't close enough unless they're in the same region, dude Igfig: yes, roll agianst them Slim_Bankshot: oops Brigsby: 2d20+4 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d20+4: [3, 9] = 16 Igfig: uh Brigsby: 3 and 9 Brigsby: so 7 and 13 Igfig: you missed the orc Igfig: you hit the captain Brigsby: ok Brigsby: 2d6+9 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d6+9: [6, 2] = 17 Brigsby: he's deafened Igfig: Captain Sir St. James Belie d'Aubrnatri falls over. Brigsby: and he's shifted 4 squares back towards the front door Igfig: "Oh gods! I'm deaf! I'm DEAF! AAAAAAAA" dreyrugr: Wouldn't he hit me also? Brigsby: You're in the eye of the storm Thorn_the_Gnoll: You're in the eye of the storm, so nope. dreyrugr: Oh hell yes Igfig: He's all flailing around on the ground "AAAA OH GODS OH GODS" Igfig: "My ears, my beautiful ears!" Brigsby: He's shifted Igfig: "Please! Anything but that!" Igfig: "AAAAAA" Igfig: he's dropped his sword and shield and you're pretty sure you could step on him and he wouldn't do anything Far-Walker: COUP DE GRACE, BITCHES Far-Walker: do it dreyrugr: Someone grab his sword and shield Brigsby: Awesome. Is 4 squares enough to put him in 2b? Igfig: yes Brigsby: Ok, he's shifted there Brigsby: and I move to where he was Igfig: slid, I think you mean Brigsby: The power said shifted Igfig: he's just rolling around at the dragonborn's feet Brigsby: but I guess Brigsby: Who is still up in the party? dreyrugr: me Igfig: the dragonborn - you think he's a guard sergeant? - is just looking at him like "Goddamn it, sir, not again" dreyrugr: Not even bloodied Brigsby: Anyone else? dreyrugr: Doesn't look like it Thorn_the_Gnoll: Farwalker is up I think. Lucas_Strongbow: hM? Thorn_the_Gnoll: And Lucas. Brigsby: So Thorn is the only one down? Lucas_Strongbow: Are we just taking turns now? dreyrugr: Also: I finished the write up and sent it to frozen pie Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, if someone could help me that'd be rather kind. Far-Walker: Me next? Igfig: The minstrels have pretty much stopped what they were doing Brigsby: not yet Lucas_Strongbow: I'd love to put a rapid shot in 32b... Lucas_Strongbow: 2b... Brigsby: It's still my turn, I think Brigsby: I pick up the sword Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think we want to piss off that dragonborn. dreyrugr: haha Igfig: so yeah, lucas and far Lucas_Strongbow: we've got our own dragonborn, it's fine dreyrugr: "I think that dragonborn looks like my dad" Far-Walker: That would be the best twist ever. Igfig: your dad was black? dreyrugr: I'm black Lucas_Strongbow: Rapid shot in 2b Igfig: oh Igfig: heh Lucas_Strongbow: i wanna go out swinging Brigsby: I kick the shield back behind the bar, and keep the sword for myself Igfig: you might in fact be related, then Igfig: and ok lucas, don't just say you're attacking dreyrugr: "Hi dad! Igfig: actually Igfig: do it Igfig: actually attack Lucas_Strongbow: waiting for confrmation Lucas_Strongbow: ok Igfig: you don't need confirmation Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+6: [11] = 17 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+6: [17] = 23 Igfig: waiting for confirmation is why this game takes so ling Igfig: long Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+6: [4] = 10 Lucas_Strongbow: crap Far-Walker: Far-Walker doesn't want to go out with a bang. While everyone was distracted by the entrance, Far-Walker attempts to sneak out to the outside balcony. Stealth check! Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [10] = 15 Igfig: I don't think this guy is your dad, drey dreyrugr: Well my dad abandoned me at just a few months old Igfig: you hit the guard and the captain Far-Walker: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+9: [17] = 26 Igfig: not the dragonborn Igfig: oh Igfig: well then, he looks somewhat taken aback dreyrugr: And this isn't my birth name either Brigsby: I'm confused about turns now Thorn_the_Gnoll: It is Lucas and Far-walker's turn, what is confusing? Far-Walker: Far's trying to sneak out with all the fighting commotion going on. Brigsby: Did the minstrels and the lute guy go? Far-Walker: They're kinda not doing things. Brigsby: ok Igfig: they stopped when the guards came in and are trying to look innocent Far-Walker: What's the world on that Stealth check, Ig? Far-Walker: *word dreyrugr: You need to roll it first Thorn_the_Gnoll: He got a 26. dreyrugr: Oh Far-Walker: It's up there. Igfig: oh yeah, that's plenty