Igfig: Thorn_the_gnoll Igfig: is not an easy name to type out all the time Thorn_the_Gnoll: I asked a question down there but you got busy then, can I choose anywhere on the map to join in from? Igfig: sure Igfig: pretty much Igfig: where were you thinking? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause I was thinking of going after one of those archers, yar. Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I'd like to stealthily sneak up behind the archer in 3d. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Stealth Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Stealth: [10] = 20 Igfig: that, you xan certainly do dreyrugr: Thorn was hiding in the kitchen Igfig: and you do Lucas_Strongbow: In the garderobe Igfig: sure Igfig: he was takin a poop Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, so I'll just sneak up on the goblin and stab him normally then. I have combat advantage right? Igfig: you'll need to charge if you want to keep the combat advantage Thorn_the_Gnoll: Charging it is then. No problem with that. Igfig: aright then, go for it Thorn_the_Gnoll: I shall charge the goblin, actually, I shall again try and use my Ferocious Charge power on my first turn like every other time. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hopefully it'll work this time. Igfig: let's hope Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+11: [17] = 28 Igfig: I think it does Thorn_the_Gnoll: Finally. Igfig: roll damage n shit Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d6+9: [3] = 12 Igfig: plus? Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d6 Sneak Attack Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Sneak Attack: [1, 6] = 7 Igfig: yeah, you can roll it all at once you know Igfig: like "1d6+2d6+9" Thorn_the_Gnoll: I already added the +2 from Ferocious Charge, and yar. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh nifty. I'll keep that in mind. Igfig: 19 damage, eh? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: well, he's well and bloodied now Igfig: he runs inside, skids to a stop, turns to run back out, and at that moment you burst out of the garderobe, jump over the table, and stab him in the dick Igfig: or wherever Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ow. Igfig: next! dreyrugr: Fingers fingers: Yay fingers: Double yay fingers: Is Drey in the tree? I can't quite make out if that's a D Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. dreyrugr: I'm totally in the tree Igfig: nah, he's just nearby dreyrugr: The other goblins were standing on the branches Igfig: but he would /like/ to be in the tree Igfig: but you know he's not in the tree, right? dreyrugr: I c wut u did thar fingers: Hahaha, yeah fingers: Ok, I'ma siiiiiiidle up next to that gobbo behind Drey Igfig: kay fingers: Who is concentrating on flaking the shit outta D, right? fingers: Flanking* Igfig: indeed fingers: Excellent, then how much of a bonus will I get to my Warsong strike? Igfig: you aren't flanking that guy, if that's what you mean fingers: Oh fingers: How do I flank him? Igfig: you do have CA against the guys who are prone, though Igfig: because they're prone fingers: Which are? Igfig: the green ones Igfig: they're also pretty wounded fingers: Um, colorblind? fingers: I'll assume you mean the darker dudes Igfig: oh Igfig: the lower two ones fingers: No worries, I'll just go for this dude fingers: He's at full health, right? Igfig: he is fingers: Not for much longer fingers: WARSONG STRIKE Igfig: okay fingers: Filling with the amazing power of rock, the Badasstrocaster takes on a life of it's own! Igfig: you could actually flank him with a maneuver, I guess Igfig: ...wait, no Igfig: never mind fingers: It plays a wicked-ass lick, and glows with an otherworldy light! fingers: "DREY!" Igfig: ...on third thought, actually yes you can fingers: "CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, IT IS FUCKING AMAZING" Igfig: you're flanking him fingers: So + what? Igfig: 2 fingers: Excellent fingers: 1d20+9 vs. AC Fortuna: fingers, vs. AC: [11] = 20 fingers: "THIS FUCKING ROCKS, KICK HIS ASS AXE" Igfig: that's a hit dreyrugr: I look over and check out what's going on dreyrugr: "Oh hey. Cool" fingers: 1d12+4 damage Fortuna: fingers, damage: [5] = 9 Igfig: okay, that's a bit fingers: After completing my strike, I whip the glowing axe around Igfig: note, however, that if you had attacked one of the prone guys they would now be dead Igfig: focus fire is often a good policy fingers: And give it a powerful F Chord fingers: "FUUUUUUUCK YEAH" fingers: Then I reach over the guy, and high-five Drey Igfig: fwoooo Igfig: what else does war song strike do? fingers: And use the MAJESTY of ROCK (By literally saying ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL WHOO) fingers: To heal him fingers: If anyone attacks that gobbo next turn fingers: They get healed fingers: Hehehehe Igfig: oh nice fingers: That's why I didn't wanna kill one Igfig: heheh Igfig: okay, good point fingers: Healing Surge +4, Drey dreyrugr: WOOOOOO Igfig: also, drey can slide fingers: ALSO dreyrugr: 15 hp dreyrugr: gained fingers: ALSO fingers: Your next saving through fingers: throw* fingers: Is at +4 dreyrugr: Ah fingers: Can I get a hell yeah? fingers: CAN I GET fingers: A HELL YEAH!? dreyrugr: HELL FUCKING YEAH fingers: ROCK AND ROLL Lucas_Strongbow: You hear a hell yeah coming from the room Igfig: and it's now Lucas's turn Thorn_the_Gnoll: You hear a goblin yelling oh god my spleen from the kitchen. fingers: But yeah, anyone who hits that gnoll before my next turn gets 4 temporary hp, just a heads-up guys Lucas_Strongbow: ok, Aspect of the lone wolf, and maneuver me so I can see the whole courtyard fingers: Hits that goblin* Lucas_Strongbow: and then rapid shot on all the goblins? Lucas_Strongbow: and possibly fingers and drey Igfig: actually, you just need to see one square of the courtyard to rapid shot it Igfig: oddly enough Lucas_Strongbow: huh Lucas_Strongbow: i'll stay on the table then Igfig: yeah, weird thing about how area attacks work fingers: Go for it, the power of rock will protect us! Lucas_Strongbow: and it's -2 to all targets, because the aspect nullifies the prone penalty Igfig: normally they're like, explosion out from a point Lucas_Strongbow: I THOUGHT THIS THROUGH Igfig: cool! Lucas_Strongbow: do i target my allies, or just goblins? Igfig: checking Igfig: everyon Igfig: e Igfig: ohhh Igfig: wait Igfig: rapid shot is different Lucas_Strongbow: dun dun dun fingers: ruh roh Igfig: yeah, you actually do need line of sight to every square in the courtyard Lucas_Strongbow: put me in the doorway then Igfig: heh, Mike Mearls thought this thing through Igfig: kay Igfig: and then shoot everybody Lucas_Strongbow: 6#1d20+7 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [8] = 15; 1d20+7: [6] = 13; 1d20+7: [8] = 15; 1d20+7: [11] = 18; 1d20+7: [11] = 18; 1d20+7: [14] = 21 Lucas_Strongbow: vs AC dreyrugr: Which one do I get? Igfig: first two are drey and fingers, I assume? Lucas_Strongbow: Yes... dreyrugr: Ok. No hit Igfig: you hit all but one of the blackblades Lucas_Strongbow: and one damage roll? Igfig: yuppers Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d10+5: [4] = 9 Igfig: you kill the two prone blackblades straight up Igfig: the warsong'd one is now bloodied Lucas_Strongbow: Sweet Igfig: okay, well not actually straight up, you have to negative bloody them in one hit Igfig: but you drop them and they are dying Lucas_Strongbow: and there's a heal somewhere? Igfig: fingers? Lucas_Strongbow: yeah Igfig: okay, he's not answering dreyrugr: Let me see if waffle got something right Igfig: you get temporary hit points equal to his con mod dreyrugr: fingers dreyrugr: fingers dreyrugr: fingers Lucas_Strongbow: so 4 Igfig: that's +2 Lucas_Strongbow: damn Lucas_Strongbow: i will still have it Igfig: aoght dreyrugr: MY TURN Igfig: ALL RIGHT dreyrugr: EARTH STRIKE on the guy between me and fingers dreyrugr: Earth spikes I mean Igfig: okay dreyrugr: 1W + STR mod damage. Until the end of your next turn, the target's space and each square adjacent to it are filled with spikes. Any enemy that enters this spike filled area or starts it turn there takes 5 damage. dreyrugr: And I'm bloodied so I get +2 attack dreyrugr: 1d20+11 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+11: [20] = 31 Igfig: ! dreyrugr: NAT FUCKING 20 Igfig: I think you just kill that guy Lucas_Strongbow: I air five him dreyrugr: WOOOOOOO fingers: Hell yeah! fingers: I fist-bump Drey with my virtue of valor dreyrugr: BY THE POWER OF ROCK. I SEND THEE DEMONS TO HELL fingers: And give him another 5 hp fingers: Because that was badass dreyrugr: Alright. That was my standard Igfig: all right,nice dreyrugr: Natures wrath as free dreyrugr: All the enemies ajacent to me are marked\ Igfig: dude is marked Igfig: just the one Igfig: and it's his turn if you're not doing anything else Igfig: so he's gonna do the only thing he can do dreyrugr: Not yet Igfig: oh, k dreyrugr: I shift away from him in the direction of where the other 2 archers were Igfig: ok Igfig: anything else? dreyrugr: And end turn I think dreyrugr: Yeah end turn Igfig: aright Igfig: well, that's kind of a conundrum for that goblin dreyrugr: And remember the earth spikes Igfig: oh yeah Lucas_Strongbow: He jumps in the well dreyrugr: If he's in that area 5 damage Igfig: he takes damage and is bloodied dreyrugr: Woo! Igfig: his best bet is to chase you down, looks like Igfig: he shifts into your region Igfig: and even though he doesn't have CA Igfig: attacks Igfig: 1d20+6 vs. AC; 1d6+3 damage Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [10] = 16; damage: [4] = 7 Igfig: that's a miss yeah? dreyrugr: Horrible fail dreyrugr: So yeah. Miss Igfig: welp, that's it Igfig: archers dreyrugr: "BRING IT ON BITCHES" Igfig: the archers run back out, shooting just as they pass each other Igfig: 2#1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+6: [20] = 26; 1d20+6: [15] = 21 Lucas_Strongbow: uh oh fingers: Yikes! Igfig: 2#1d8+1d6+2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d8+1d6+2: [7, 4] = 13; 1d8+1d6+2: [6, 4] = 12 dreyrugr: WOOO dreyrugr: OH FUCK fingers: Um Igfig: 25 damage fingers: No woo fingers: That hurt like a bitch Igfig: they just need a bit of momentum dreyrugr: I fall to my knees Lucas_Strongbow: it's more, he critted Igfig: ohh Lucas_Strongbow: WHY DID I SAY THAT dreyrugr: And in a quiet voice I whisper to fingers Igfig: 3 more damage dreyrugr: "Avenge me" dreyrugr: Unconcious and dieing dreyrugr: Do I take the total damage or just go to 0? Igfig: all of it Igfig: if you drop to negative bloodied, you just die dreyrugr: 18 damage? Igfig: the last one tries to slash at Thorn Brigsby: "I SHALL AVENGE YOU" dreyrugr: Wait. Is it 18 or 19 damage? Igfig: -18, yeah dreyrugr: Oh. I'm at 1 hp dreyrugr: I stand back up Igfig: you have 37 hp? fingers: Hah dreyrugr: "Fuck that huts like a bitch" dreyrugr: No I have 38 Igfig: total damage was 28 fingers: So he's still got 10 hp then? Igfig: oh, so -19 is when you die dreyrugr: I got a temp +2 from fingers thing dreyrugr: Other wise I'd be a -1 right now Igfig: you were at 27, with 2 thp? dreyrugr: I was at 19 hp when the archers hit Igfig: they dealt 28 damage dreyrugr: Oh dreyrugr: "AAAAAAAAAAVENGE ME" dreyrugr: And I'm on the ground again Igfig: the "-18" was in reference to your negative bloodied value Igfig: anyway Thorn_the_Gnoll: Third one was attacking me I believe. Igfig: the last one draws a short swordand slashes at thorn dreyrugr: -9 hp Igfig: 1d20+8 vs AC; 1d6+2 daamge Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [8] = 16; daamge: [4] = 6 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yay a miss. Igfig: oops, that should have been +6 not +8 Igfig: ah. still a miss Igfig: he then shifts away Igfig: go thorn Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can I throw a table at him? dreyrugr: haha Igfig: sure, but it's pretty big Igfig: so Athletics Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so probably not, I'll just charge him again. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [10] = 19 Igfig: also successful Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+7 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d6+7: [2] = 9 Igfig: aright, that's some damage Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, still up? Igfig: still your turn yes Thorn_the_Gnoll: No I meant him, but I'll assume yes then. Igfig: yes he is Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll use Escape Artist's Trick to shift into that room 6. Igfig: oh wait, how much did you do before? Igfig: I seem to be missing that number Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um. Igfig: sorry Thorn_the_Gnoll: I accidentally dropped out of the session so my chat doesn't go back that far. Igfig: ah, I will check the log Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think it was 19. Igfig: ok Thorn_the_Gnoll: 12 and then 7 from sneak attack, yar. Igfig: he is not quite dead Igfig: Next! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, so I'm in room 6 after escape artist's trick then. Igfig: right Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hiding against the wall since he has a bow. Igfig: right Thorn_the_Gnoll: Brigsby's turn then. Brigsby: Ok! Igfig: yes, it is Brigsby: If I move to where Fingers is, will I draw OA from that Blackblade if I use Ranged? Brigsby: I can't tell if that's the same region or not Igfig: different regions fingers: Doesn't Look like it Brigsby: Ok Igfig: if there's a door or something, it's a different region Brigsby: Who do I have line of sight on? Brigsby: I want to go where I can have line of sight on Gb and the bottom Ga Igfig: pretty much all of them Brigsby: ok Brigsby: Lightning strike on the top Ga Igfig: you can stand just behind the gate and see them Igfig: kay Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [13] = 18 Brigsby: vs reflex Igfig: hit Brigsby: 1d8+9 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d8+9: [1] = 10 Brigsby: Gb takes 4 Igfig: sure Brigsby: Action point Igfig: the blade is bloodied Igfig: okay Brigsby: Thunder Slam on the bottom Ga Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [9] = 14 Brigsby: vs Fort Igfig: also a hit Brigsby: 2d10+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d10+11: [6, 6] = 23 Igfig: whoa Igfig: bloodied Brigsby: but that doesn't matter, because he's blasted off the cliff Igfig: but not quite dead Igfig: ah fingers: Hah Igfig: 1d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [7] = 7 Igfig: yes, yes he is Brigsby: "It's just been revoked" Igfig: welp, that's that Igfig: next? Igfig: fingster Igfig: fingers Igfig: well then, lucas_strongbow Lucas_Strongbow: Hmm Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, yay fingers: Hmm? fingers: I don't get a turn? Lucas_Strongbow: You do now fingers: Awesome fingers: Combat Medic to stabilize Drey Lucas_Strongbow: Kill Gb Igfig: heal check fingers: 1d20+8 Fortuna: fingers, 1d20+8: [14] = 22 fingers: I'm good. fingers: Also, I stabilize him with the power of rock. Igfig: you are stable and no longer dying fingers: Just so you know. Igfig: of course dreyrugr: Am I healed? Igfig: nope, just stable fingers: Then let's fuck some bitches dreyrugr: Awesome Igfig: not making saving throws to not die fingers: Is the closest gobbo bloodied? Igfig: yes fingers: I hold my pick aloft fingers: the power of rock creeping down into my hand fingers: And SLAM a mighty chord fingers: Then I pick up the axe and hit the fucker with it fingers: (It's very inspiring) Igfig: A refrain, even? fingers: 1d20+7 vs. AC Fortuna: fingers, vs. AC: [13] = 20 fingers: You could say that Igfig: yup fingers: 2d12+4 Fortuna: fingers, 2d12+4: [7, 10] = 21 fingers: Hahahahahahahahaha fingers: Goblin paste! Igfig: well, he has been heavily axed fingers: Does it split him in half? fingers: And then he starts screaming? Igfig: yup Igfig: that's an effect you don't save from too easily fingers: And then all the other goblins start screaming? Igfig: one might call it Igfig: the axe effect fingers: The sight is so GODDAMNED inspiring Igfig: the screaming, oh god the screaming fingers: For one turn, all of you fuckers hit +1 more effectively dreyrugr: Don't forget the bees dreyrugr: They were in the tree I would like to b ein Igfig: goblins are full of bees, eh? Igfig: ah Igfig: well, now it is lucas' turn Lucas_Strongbow: move me so I'm near drey Lucas_Strongbow: and Aspect of the Dancing Serpent as a minor Lucas_Strongbow: right, now i have some maths to do Igfig: aight Lucas_Strongbow: does fingers thing increase attack or damage? Igfig: atk Lucas_Strongbow: ok Lucas_Strongbow: Clever shot on Ga Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+12 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+12: [9] = 21 Igfig: sure Igfig: hit Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+7 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [5] = 12 Lucas_Strongbow: and I slide him off the cliff Lucas_Strongbow: if he isn't dead Igfig: 1d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [16] = 16 Igfig: he does not fall Igfig: but that's okay because he dies Lucas_Strongbow: and i then I kick his body off the cliff Igfig: yup Igfig: okay Igfig: who is left? Igfig: drey is unconscious Thorn_the_Gnoll: Just the goblin archer near me. Brigsby: The guy inside Igfig: right fingers: Wait, drey is unconsciou? dreyrugr: Do I not make a saving throw? dreyrugr: Yeah Igfig: it appears not, oddly fingers: I thought by stabilizing him, he can use his second wind? Igfig: nope, that's first aid Igfig: it's weird dreyrugr: So, no saving throw to attempt to get back up? dreyrugr: Wait. What about font of life? Igfig: so how about you can keep makign saving throws, but you don't add death failures if you fail Igfig: still need natural 20 to get back up though Igfig: and sure dreyrugr: 1d20 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20: [19] = 19 Igfig: er, not natural 20 dreyrugr: OOOOOOOOOH Lucas_Strongbow: SO CLOS Lucas_Strongbow: E Igfig: do you have any sav ebonuses dreyrugr: Let me check fingers: Ohhhhh, dang Igfig: agh, the +4 wore off last turn dreyrugr: Doesn't work Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ouch, so close. Igfig: well, fingers can just heal you again when the time comes fingers: Yeah, but he's still down for a turn Igfig: yeah fingers: If I'd know this, I would have hit him with it last turn dreyrugr: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL Igfig: but really, this last guy dreyrugr: I explode the other goblins dreyrugr: So I lose the 2 temp hitpoints I had? Igfig: he could try to escape out the window, but he saw Wilco throw a guy off the cliff after trying that Thorn_the_Gnoll: Plus far as he knows the others are still around, maybe, possibly. fingers: hahahaha Igfig: yeah, you lost those thp when you took the damage Thorn_the_Gnoll: I mean there was that screaming earlier. Igfig: yeah Thorn_the_Gnoll: That sounded awfully goblinny. Thorn_the_Gnoll: But that could be anyone. Igfig: so I guess he runs a bit and then shoots you Igfig: oh huh, he can't can he Igfig: he'll go shoot brigsby Igfig: 1d20+6 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [8] = 14 Brigsby: nope Igfig: misses Igfig: thorn, you're up Igfig: I think you kill him Igfig: he has 1 hp left Igfig: he dies Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, I'll just step out and charge him again. Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [12] = 21 Igfig: yep Igfig: he is dead Igfig: and that is that Igfig: good fight dreyrugr: Awesome fight Thorn_the_Gnoll: Went very well I'd say. Lucas_Strongbow: Yay, we cleared out the first floor! dreyrugr: I stand up Igfig: you have still not solved the mystery of castle cocklove, but perhaps that is for another time dreyrugr: And charge the nearest door Brigsby: Now we just have to find that damned Goblin Mage Igfig: right now, I'm sleepy and tired-handed, so good night all! dreyrugr: Ig dreyrugr: Do we get anything from this? Igfig: nothing special, you already went through the first level Igfig: the goblins have a bit of money Igfig: 2d6 gp each Fortuna: Igfig, gp each: [4, 2] = 6 dreyrugr: WOOOOOO Thorn_the_Gnoll: What type of bows did the archer's have? Igfig: so dreyrugr: 6 gp each Igfig: 14d6 gp Fortuna: Igfig, gp: [4, 1, 6, 1, 4, 6, 4, 5, 5, 3, 6, 5, 4, 6] = 60 Igfig: you find 60 gp Igfig: and they had cheapass shortbows Brigsby: there are 5 of us, we each get 12 gp dreyrugr: We can split that between us dreyrugr: Awesome Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, I was considering nabbing it just to have the option, but if they're cheap I won't bother. Igfig: well, they're perfectly serviceable Igfig: just nobody will buy them if you try to sell Lucas_Strongbow: I use them as firewood dreyrugr: Can we sell the swords? Igfig: nope dreyrugr: Armor? Igfig: goblin workmanship is pretty bad Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, nah I was just going to nab one and some arrows for the option of ranged. dreyrugr: Oh well Igfig: that, sure Igfig: and now I am to bed Igfig: night everyone Thorn_the_Gnoll: Too ta loo. Brigsby: Bye Ig