Sark: "Ugh, my torso."
dreyrugr: Just so I have it in the logs. 18:11	Slim_Bankshot	You open your eyes slowly and what looks like glass slides down past them with a steamlike hiss 18:11	Igfig	oh, right 18:11	Slim_Bankshot	You are lying on a white mattress thing in what seems like a small pod
Slim_Bankshot: And while you can move, you feel as if you have been asleep for days
Sark: "Wait, where in the hell?"
Slim_Bankshot: What the hell was that?
Slim_Bankshot: Oh.
Sark: Dialogue?
Slim_Bankshot: OK.
Slim_Bankshot: No dialog yet. As you sit up, you see other, identicle pods containing each of your bandmates
Sark: Oh, alright
Slim_Bankshot: None seem to be in any pain or danger, all are sleeping peacefuly
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco is snoring
Slim_Bankshot: There are two doors in the room, they are white like the rest of it
Slim_Bankshot: The only way you can tell they are doors is by the creases at the top and bottom of them
monoxx: Someone give me a link to the map-OOC thing please
Sark: http://astro.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/
monoxx: Danke
Slim_Bankshot: So, how do you react to your situation, sark?
Sark: Stark incredulism
Slim_Bankshot: Uhh...
Sark: I don't believe this shit
Slim_Bankshot: Oh.
Sark: Dialogue now?
Slim_Bankshot: At the end of each of the pods, there is a small tablet with strange blinking lights and moving lines
Sark: NM
Slim_Bankshot: (Remember, you've never seen this shit before. It's all way weird)
Slim_Bankshot: Are you gonna try and wake up your bandmates or anything?
Igfig: fuck it
Igfig: you hear a hissing noise from a nearby pod
Sark: I pound on the pod and shout
Slim_Bankshot: The cover slides away and Drey sits up slowly
dreyrugr: "What in the goddamn fuck?"
Sark: "Drey? Can you hear me?"
Igfig: more hisses from pods down the line
Slim_Bankshot: One after the other, the rest of the pods begin to open.
dreyrugr: "Yes. Let's leave before wilco get's up"
Wilco: I get up
Heronius: I glance around.
Wilco: "Dick"
Slim_Bankshot: Wait Wilco
Slim_Bankshot: When it reaches Wilco, a calm female voice is heard: "Extended sleep protocals initiated. Subject to remain in hibernation."
Sark: hahaha
Wilco: ... why
Slim_Bankshot: Kidding
Wilco: okay
Wilco: Good thing I'm out of the pod
Igfig: when you're all awake, the pods snap shut agaon
Igfig: again
Igfig: and seem to melt back into the floor and wall
Slim_Bankshot: Once you are all grouped in the middle of the room, part of the wall moves away,
dreyrugr: "WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?"
Slim_Bankshot: revealing the vast emptyness that is space
Sark: "...In the fuck?"
Slim_Bankshot: A place previously only seen when you looked up at the night sky
Slim_Bankshot: Also, you are all wearing like, plain white pajamas
Brigsby: "I don't remember the sky having so many rocks."
Heronius: "Where are my robes?"
Igfig:  you appear to be skirting along the edge of a field of huge tumbling rocks
dreyrugr: "White does not suit me at all"
Slim_Bankshot: "Your robes are here!" Calls a strange voice
Heronius: "!?"
Slim_Bankshot: The doors hiss open revealing several tall figures.
Slim_Bankshot: The figure holds up a hand and you are thrown back with the group
Slim_Bankshot: "Cautionary protocals initiated" Says the female voice
Igfig: more of the horrible, terrifying spiny figures from earlier
Heronius: "I don't recognize these spells."
Slim_Bankshot: A tall clear hexagon comes down around all of you
Slim_Bankshot: And the figures move forward
Slim_Bankshot: The one holding your clothes opens his mouth to speak.
Chesty: Holy shit I was drunk. Hey guys, what happened?
Chesty: Holy shit, WHAT IS THAT?!
Gratch: "Hello, warriors."
Heronius: "Hello."
Sark: "You speak Common?"
Wilco: "uhh... hi"
Lucas_Strongbow: "Or Elvish?"
Wilco: "Yeah how do you speak our language?"
dreyrugr: I say in draconic "What do you want?"
Gratch_Leader: His voice sounds both distant in near, as if it was shouted softly
Heronius: "I have been many places in the astral plane, but I have never seen creatrues like you before.
Chesty: "Holy fuck"
Gratch_Leader: "We are the Gratch"
Wilco: "We are THE SHETLAND FIRESTORRMMMM"
Gratch_Leader: "We heard of you from some fire elementals on the planet sweden"
Sark: "That is not a race I am familiar of."
Sark: "Shut it, Wil."
Chesty: "Guy where the fuck did you take me?"
Gratch_Leader: "We require your great power. Your great power... OF ROCK!"
dreyrugr: "Do you have any beer?"
Chesty: "And their pony?"
Heronius: I see.
Gratch_Leader: "Our world is under siege,"
Heronius: hmmm.
Gratch_Leader: "A evil power has marked those who rock as traitors and they are executed
Chesty: "Man guys seriously is this some elaborate joke or something? How long did I faint for?"
Gratch_Leader: "We require the aid of such powerful rockers to restore our home to it's former glory."
dreyrugr: "Am I drunk still?"
Sark: "This has taken a turn for the abnormal."
Wilco: "You've come to the right people"
Heronius: "How long do you think that will take?
Gratch_Leader: "Please, will you help us save our home!"
Igfig: "This is no joke and you are not drunk," the larger of the figures behind the leader says.
Heronius: "Quiet you lot, I am doing calculations."
Chesty: "Oh boy"
Lucas_Strongbow: What's the pay?
dreyrugr: "Can I have some beer then?"
Heronius: "So that is, one planet to save, hostile environment, hazard pay, and sustenance, plus multiple concerts."
Gratch_Leader: "We witnessed your abilities at the Battle of the Bands on your homeworld."
Heronius: The fee will be...
Gratch_Leader: "You are the only ones who can save us!"
Heronius: 150,000 gold pieces, plus meals.
Fortuna: Heronius, gold pieces, plus meals.: [] = (150, 0)
Heronius: Shut up Fortuna
Igfig: oops
Igfig: the smaller, greener one goes to one of the bright panels on the wall, and starts doing something with it
Chesty: "Wait, didnt you guys tank the battle?"
Brigsby: "Hero, the fee will probably be 'Do it or we throw you out the window.'"
Chesty: "DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS"
Gratch_Leader: The leader pauses
Gratch_Leader: "Yes, 150,000 it is."
Heronius: Good.
Heronius: Then we have a deal.
Chesty: "You guys knew that by oath I am bound to help you, right?"
Heronius: "Everyone, meet our new clients"
Brigsby: "Jeez, they accepted that pretty quick. They were probably originally going to make us princes of the planet or something."
Gratch_Leader: "So you will help save us?"
Igfig: The female voice sounds again: "Cautionary protocols relaxed"
Heronius: Clents, we are Shetland Firestorm.
Wilco: "Yes"
Brigsby: "Thanks a lot, Heronius."
Far-Walker: Far's finally calmed down enough to stop talking solely in Thri-Kreen.
Heronius: We are at your service
dreyrugr: "We'll totally help"
Far-Walker: "There is no answer but yes."
Heronius: I have no use for royalty.
Chesty: "I had no plans anyway"
Gratch_Leader: "Very well."
Igfig: and the clear hexagon rises back into the ceiling
Gratch_Leader: The clear sheild lifts, and your clothes are returned
Wilco: "So can we have our clothes back?"
Chesty: "What the fuck? Im naked!"
Wilco: "You should be used to waking up naked by now!"
Chesty: "Yeah but there's no puke anywhere"
Igfig: the other one comes back, with a large plate covered with what appear to be some kind of foamy beverage, in silver open-topped cans
Wilco: "True"
Chesty: "BEER!"
dreyrugr: "GIMMIE!
Chesty: "MOVE IT, PRINCESS"
Heronius: You will have to excuse them
dreyrugr: "SHUT UP I'M GOING TO GET DRUNK
Heronius: They are fond of alcohol
Slim_Bankshot: "Please enjoy this sustaining beverage. It tastes like that which you desire."
Sark: "None for me."
Igfig: "Come, let us continue this in the hydration lounge."
Heronius: Indeed
Chesty: Holy shit you guys have a bar?
Chesty: Dudes this is the best quest Ive been on. 
Igfig: the hydration lounge is the next room over
Igfig: one wall is all window, looking out onto the asteroids
Chesty: "Astero..."
Chesty: "Holy FUCK"
Igfig: the room itself is also stark white--you think they just like the colour--
Igfig: but furnished with a number of comfortable-looking, if overly-tall, backless stools and benches
Brigsby: "How did they get those rocks to float?"
Igfig: the tall, greyish one says
Chesty: "amateur"
Slim_Bankshot: A tiny device decends from the ceiling and cleans the vomit off of Wilco
Wilco: "I like this place"
Sark: "These things. They don't seem to be powered by any arcane arts."
Heronius: "So what edtails can you give us about your planet and what we have to do.
Heronius: details*
Sark: "They just seem to exist."
Slim_Bankshot: "Some time ago, a man came to power."
Slim_Bankshot: "It wasn't until he had power that wer found out he hated rock."
Igfig: crap, brb
Slim_Bankshot: "Loathed it, even."
dreyrugr: "Reminds me of a certain bar owner."
Slim_Bankshot: "He forced it from our lives with threats of violence and imprisonment."
Lucas_Strongbow: Lucas_Strongbow/ helps Brigsby into the chair
Wilco: "That bastard!"
dreyrugr: "I will tear him limb from limb!
Slim_Bankshot: "We fight his rule as best we can,
Chesty: "What a wanker"
Slim_Bankshot: But with the military might at his disposal we simply cannot overthrow him"
Heronius: hmmm...Military is it?
Slim_Bankshot: "We have been traveling the galaxy for some time now, searching for rockers to bring hope"
Heronius: Well, you've come to the right group.
Heronius: These maniacs live rock so hard I'm concerned they might burst into violence or song at any given moment.
Slim_Bankshot: "I shall not lie. Many have tried to rock, that many, have been imprisoned, sodomized, and killed."
Slim_Bankshot: "Not always in that order."
Heronius: Sodomy you say?
Sark: "Sodomy?"
Slim_Bankshot: "Do you have any questions we can answer?"
Heronius: Sex in the bottom sark.
Lucas_Strongbow: What's a galaxy?
Wilco: "Why us? Surely there are billions of rockers in this universe"
Heronius: I thought you knew about that
dreyrugr: "What currency do you use on your... what did you call it? A planet or something?"
Sark: "I understand the concept, Heronius."
Heronius: That is a relief
Wilco: "Sark has first hand experience"
Heronius: I didn't really want to go into detail.
Slim_Bankshot: "As  I said,"
Slim_Bankshot: "Many have rocked before you."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 intimidate.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, intimidate.: [16] = 26
Slim_Bankshot: "But when we heard of your ability, we had to investigate if it was true."
Chesty: "Wait, did someone mention sodomy'"
Slim_Bankshot: "After that battle, we believe you can do it."
Heronius: Ahh yes, the fire elementals.
Heronius: A trifle really.
Chesty: "The pony dudes?"
Igfig: back
Igfig: sorry, phone call
Heronius: Just speak brigsby.
Brigsby: "Are we there yet?"
Heronius: This is not a schoolhouse
Lucas_Strongbow: Do some magical shit, they'll notice that
Igfig: The gratch all burst out laughing
Igfig: "There yet!  Are we there yet!"
Slim_Bankshot: "You sir."
Lucas_Strongbow: Gratch laughter is a horrifying sound
Heronius: Heronius looks on with growing horror.
Slim_Bankshot: "?Do you require the restroom?'
Igfig: gratch have an odd sense of humour
Brigsby: "Oh, no, I just wanted to ask that question."
dreyrugr: "Mr. Gratch. What currency do you use on your... what did you call it? A planet or something?"
Chesty: "Oh shit, can I use the can? There beers are going full on aggro on my kidney"
Igfig: "If you have any more questions of such hilarity, more would be welcome," the grey one says to brigsby
Igfig: "We use gold, much as everybody else."
Slim_Bankshot: "We use the same gold as you, great rocker."
Slim_Bankshot: Dammit ig
Heronius: Perfect.
Igfig: oops
Wilco: So about that deal, with this talk of danger and a military
Sark: "I have a question. How is it that you speak Common?"
Wilco: How about you raise it to 200,000?
Brigsby: "Wait, you're calling Drey a great rocker? She just posed for the one poster we made."
Heronius: I am the producer, I will negotiate the deal.
Wilco: 1d20+9 diplomacy
Fortuna: Wilco, diplomacy: [16] = 25
dreyrugr: "And will we getting any new weapons when we arive?"
Heronius: Dmn it
Wilco: WHAT THE FUCK
Wilco: (sorry, ignore that, lag on my end)
Igfig: "Most beings in the universe speak some form of Common, as a matter of fact."
Chesty: "Except elves"
Chesty: "Stupid elves"
Slim_Bankshot: "Elves suck. Do not compare us!"
Sark: "Well, I guess it is called 'Common' for a reason."
Heronius: Good, something we all can agree on.
Igfig: "Indeed, there are a few other language groups: Elven, Dwarven, and the like.  There are perhaps a dozen languages in all, plus dialects."
Lucas_Strongbow: What to do the Gratch actually look like?
Slim_Bankshot: Uhh...
Igfig: they're tall, greyish browinsh green
Igfig: covered in spikes
Igfig: spines, rather
Igfig: have you ever seen a howler?
Heronius: no
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope.
Igfig: google it
Igfig: howler D&D
Wilco: so like this? http://www.uni.uiuc.edu/library/blog/blog_images/howler.jpg
Lucas_Strongbow: That's the most terrifying creature I have ever seen
Igfig: thanks wilco
Igfig: yes, that
Wilco: Dear god how are we not screaming in horror?
Slim_Bankshot: Only on two legs?
Igfig: I did tell you guys they were nightmarish
Chesty: AAAAHHH
Heronius: I am a wizard, I've met glaberezu.
Chesty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Wilco: CHESTY CALM DOWN
Sark: "I've seen worse out in the wild."
Igfig: also they have a sort of semitransparent mucus that occasionally trails from their mouths and down their chest
Igfig: s
Igfig: keeps them moisturized
Chesty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Far-Walker: The giant bug-man is not perturbed.
dreyrugr: "Mr. Gratch. When will we be getting our weapons?"
Heronius: Half of the band drools like that.
Igfig: they've been licking themselves occasionally during the conversation
Wilco: eww
Chesty: "Thanks for the nudge, little man. Needed it"
Far-Walker: That's like a -10 to all diplomacy checks
Chesty: And plus 10000 for intimidate
Igfig: "Your weapons are in the next room over.  Do not worry."
Heronius: Ahh good, I feel odd without my wands.
Chesty: And without me old sword. 
Sark: "And my maces."
Lucas_Strongbow: I feel like we should get going. We're getting paid, what more do we need to know?
dreyrugr: "And my axe!"
Heronius: Going where?
Slim_Bankshot: If that was an intentional pun I will stab you drey
Igfig: "Perhaps we should divide this conversation, Captain? I could be of enlightenment to those of our guests with questions about space and the similar, so you can focus on the situation at hands."
Slim_Bankshot: "Yes."
Slim_Bankshot: "For the rest of you,"
Igfig: okay, science/setting/space questions in the other chat
Slim_Bankshot: "I am Captain Franxnaliag."
Heronius: I am Heronius Napalm XVI
Wilco: I am sir Wilco III
Sark: "I am Sark"
Heronius: Producer of the band and manager of finances and contracts.
Chesty: "Chesty at your service, horrible beer producing space horrors"
Slim_Bankshot: "Have you any questions about your mission?"
Sark: "I play drums"
Chesty: "Im the muscle"
Wilco: What do you want us to do?
Chesty: "Who do I hurt?"
Lucas_Strongbow: I am Lucas Strongbow, hunter, rhythm guitarist and future recipient of gold
Slim_Bankshot: Back in a sec dudes
Heronius: Do you have a plan?
dreyrugr: "I am Dreyrugr Nott. Cover Girl and Back up singer."
Far-Walker: "I am Far-Walker, maker of the low sounds."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I'm Thorn."
Slim_Bankshot: OK. Here.
Slim_Bankshot: "We have been unable to establish a firm plan,"
Wilco: what is the basis of our mission?
Slim_Bankshot: "As the movements and actions of leader in question are quite unpredictable."
Slim_Bankshot: "Take power from him by any means neccesary."
Slim_Bankshot: "RESTORE ROCK TO IT'S FORMER GLORY!"
Lucas_Strongbow: What is your leader's name? Is he a Gratch like yourself?
Heronius: Indeed.
Wilco: How do you recommend me go about this? You know more about this man than we do
Sark: "Would a mace to the skull help in any useful function?"
Chesty: "I could punch his face in"
Chesty: "With my fists"
Wilco: Not everything can be solved with a fist you know
Slim_Bankshot: "His name."
Chesty: "Annoying little men can, Wilco"
Slim_Bankshot: "Is Emperor Procos."
Slim_Bankshot: "He is...."
Slim_Bankshot: "An elf."
Wilco: SONOVA BITCH
Chesty: "WE MUST KILL HIM"
Wilco: Chesty, I know that sometimes we don't see eye to eye, but today. For this mission, we need to work together to take down that fucking elf
Slim_Bankshot: "We place the future of rock in your hands, great warriors."
Chesty: Lets kill this wanker
Wilco: Deal
Wilco: Where is the planet?
Heronius: I suppose we will just charge in without any sort of strategy, as usual.
Lucas_Strongbow: We need a planning montage.
Wilco: I agree
dreyrugr: "Fuck that. Let's just charge in and kill everything we see."
Chesty: Here's the plan
Chesty: Stay behind me
Heronius: Wait until we arrive, and gather intelligence.
Wilco: Chesty I swear to god if you-- sigh
Chesty: And I'll burn his face with my powers
Wilco: wait
Heronius: Then we can formulate a solid strategy.
Sark: "That may not be a smart course of action, Drey"
Wilco: Maybe brigsby can sneak in there and gather some info for us
Lucas_Strongbow: I agree, we need tact with this mission. Look how the Battle of the Bands turned out.
Wilco: see where their defences are week
Chesty: "Wait, I have an idea"
Wilco: weak*
Slim_Bankshot: "We approve of your courage,"
Chesty: "HEY CAPTAIN FRANKY"
Slim_Bankshot: "But a reckless charge is foolhardy."
Heronius: (I require cake, I shall return.)
Wilco: Do you have some sort of map of the planet?
Chesty: "Yo skipper, any chance of me getting some new bitching armor and weapon for free?"
Chesty: "To fight for rock and against elves, of course"
Slim_Bankshot: "WAIT!"
Slim_Bankshot: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Heronius: (cake attained)
Chesty: "About giving me free stuff?"
Igfig: "Captain, you have heard it too?  Our sensors are detecting something."
dreyrugr: I'm gonna do an insight check on the gratch before they leave
dreyrugr: 1d20+1
Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+1: [7] = 8
Slim_Bankshot: "Of what threat level?"
Igfig: "Threat level remarkable, Captain!"
Sark: "Remarkable? What does that mean exactly?"
Heronius: That sounds... reamarkable.
Slim_Bankshot: "Establish defensive actions!"
Chesty: "Holy shit Heronius, your with knows no end"
Wilco: What does this mean?
Chesty: *with
Chesty: AGH *wit
Slim_Bankshot: "We must protect our rockers!"
Wilco: "How can we help?!"
Heronius: Indeed.
dreyrugr: "Fetch me my sword!"
Chesty: "WE MUST PROTECT THE ROCKERS"
Lucas_Strongbow: Hey, you're paying us! We protect you
Heronius: Contract says we start when we arrive.
Chesty: Hey YOU are paying me to bodyguard! Let me help!
Igfig: You can see it now, outside the windoe
Igfig: w
Slim_Bankshot: "We are paying you to save our planet!"
Wilco: "Dammit I won't stand by while there is a fight to be had!"
dreyrugr: "OH GOD A GIANT ROCK"
Igfig: from behind a colossal asteroid, a massive ship suddenly swings into view
Igfig: even larger than your own
Wilco: "OOOHHH FUUUUUCCKKKK"
Chesty: "DEAR TIAMAT, WHAT IS THAT"
Heronius: 250,000
Fortuna: Heronius, 250,000: [] = (250, 0)
Sark: "We may need a larger vessel."
dreyrugr: "BY MORADIN'S BEARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"
Brigsby: "I've seen bigger."
Igfig: oops
Slim_Bankshot: Bright lights shoot from the fromnt of the enemy ship.
Chesty: "Hey, they're doing magic! At us!"
Igfig: how do I insert a picture?
Slim_Bankshot: Not unlike magin spells cast by [group spelcaster]
dreyrugr: Just copy past ig
dreyrugr: paste*
Sark: "A very astute observation, Chesty."
Chesty: Totally called it
Slim_Bankshot: Copy paste the URL
Chesty: "Where's our mage?"
Wilco: "Where are the escape pods?!"
Heronius: I am a wizard.
Brigsby: "Uh... that'd be me?"
Heronius: Not some two-bit mage.
Chesty: "Boss, shoot at them!"
Igfig: it's an image on my computer
Chesty: "Brigs, you too!"
dreyrugr: Upload it
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco, how do you know what an escape pod is?
dreyrugr: And then copy paste the direct link
Sark: Upload it to Imgur
dreyrugr: Or, you can put it on the map
Chesty: or tinypic.com
Igfig: ah, the map
Brigsby: Ig, upload it to a image host, then paste the link
Wilco: I don't know
dreyrugr: TO THE MAP
Wilco: ignore that
Wilco: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Wilco: ELVEN ARMADA
Sark: "ELVES"
Chesty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
dreyrugr: SHIT
Wilco: THOSE FUCKING ELVES
Chesty: BOSS, SHOOT IT
Chesty: CAST MAGIC AT IT
Sark: "Even their starships look fruity."
Igfig: image host is too slow
dreyrugr: "Is that some fucking space butterfly?
Heronius: I suggest we evade.
Chesty: "Boss, Heronious, what the fuck are you doing, dude! Shoot at it!"
Wilco: "SOMEONE DO SOMETHING"
Chesty: "Like, fireballs or something"
Heronius: There is a large pane of glass between us and it.
Chesty: "Should I break the glass?"
Heronius: If I break it, we will die horribly.
dreyrugr: "Break the glass!"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "EVERYBODY CALM DOWN."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Intimidate
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Intimidate: [8] = 18
Sark: "That may not end well for us."
Chesty: Who are you intimidating
Far-Walker: And Far-Walker's back to swearing in Thri-Kreen
Heronius: Breaking the glass would result in death.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: The people freaking out, or everyone, maybe everyone.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's a gnoll thing.
Chesty: Ok, that gave me an idea
Heronius: What do the gratch have to say about our defence?
Chesty: Where's the captain?
Igfig: "Actually it would not, due to air envelopes... although a flitter would shoot you, and then you would die."
Chesty: Hero, can you summon some, uh, magical something to communicate with them?
Wilco: SHIT
Heronius: I am a destruction based wizard, not a summoner.
dreyrugr: "Then destroy their ship!"
Igfig: The captain is up on the bridge, probably
Chesty: Well, can you destruct us some way to communicate with them?
Wilco: I run up to the bridge
Igfig: The Armada starts disgorging a number of small ships, fighter-size
Wilco: "Captain what do we do?
Wilco: "
Heronius: I will pretend you didn't say that
Igfig: also looking like butterfly things
Chesty: Can you do anything at all? They're shooting butterflies at us!
Heronius: hmm, we may have guests soon.
Heronius: We will see then.
Slim_Bankshot: The captain is ignoring you, rushing to and fro attending to things.
Chesty: Well, maybe they're friendly
dreyrugr: "I think it's giving birth!"
Igfig: You can hear grinding noises as your own guns are deployed, and start firing back
Igfig: but your guns are smaller and fewer
Igfig: and also there's the fighters
Igfig: your ship is big, but not as big as theirs
Heronius: We seem to be limited to observation at this time
Igfig: not at all
Chesty: And yelling at each other
Heronius: But if our hosts have some suggestions on how we can help, NOW WOULD BE THE FUCKING TIME TO MENTION THEM
Wilco: guys
dreyrugr: "FETCH ME MY SWORD!"
Lucas_Strongbow: This is out there, but can I make a perception check to look for weak spots on their ship?
Wilco: do you think if we smash the window, we can ride the air that gets sucked out to their ship, and break in?
Igfig: "Gentlefriends, I believe it may come to this.  Your lives are valuable, so I will suggest that you take the shuttle and escape the hell out of here right now."
Chesty: "That's a shitty plan"
Chesty: "lets call that PLAN S"
dreyrugr: "let's do it!"
Chesty: "for shitty"
Wilco: "At least I'm suggesting!"
Chesty: "We should fight!"
Far-Walker: "What's a shuttle?"
Heronius: I doubt the band will agree to run away.
Wilco: "Alright let's get the shitting fuck shit out of this shit"
Heronius: They are rather.. hot-blooded.
Chesty: "A CAVALIER DOES NOT RETREAT FROM BUTTERFLIES AND ELVES"
Heronius: I have an idea.
dreyrugr: "Fly me closer! I wish to hit them with my sword!"
Igfig: "If you dislike that, then seek the airlocks and prepare to repel boarders
Igfig: "
Wilco: "HE DOES IF IT IS FOR THE GOOD OF AN ENTIRE PLANET"
Brigsby: "Is there a plan that doesn't involve shoving all nine of us into a smaller thing, then blasting us into an asteroid field?
Brigsby: "
Wilco: "You know what, let's kick their ass, where are the airlocks?"
Igfig: "This way."
Far-Walker: "Where's our things?"
Lucas_Strongbow: We need to prove ourselves to these people, what better way than defending them?
Brigsby: "Maybe we should think about this?"
Igfig: "We will fight them as we must can, but if we are losing there is no negotiation.  You must survive."
Heronius: Shetland Firestorm is not known for thinking.
Chesty: Or winning battles
Wilco: "Our will is strong, but our mind is frail"
Heronius: I know I must survive.
Heronius: I will throw you at them if I think it will help.
Brigsby: "We're more known for one or two guys jumping into battle, and the rest getting dragged along."
Chesty: "Dont worry boss, it's my duty to protect all of you little men"
Heronius: (brb)
Brigsby: While we're waiting for the boarding parties to get here, do I have time to identify my sword?
Wilco: "Do you think these guys have some super advanced weapons?"
your_lasers: Yeah
Wilco: OUR LASERS TALK
Brigsby: So arcana? 1d20+6
Brigsby: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+6: [8] = 14
Chesty: Yo, space monsters, any chance of getting some new sword?
dreyrugr: Fortuna. I love you. Please give us good rolls.
Chesty: Like a magical one made of lasers?
Wilco: I agree with that
Lucas_Strongbow: I look for weakness on the alien ship, like ones the lasers could shoot at 1d20+11 perception
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [11] = 22
Wilco: did you just roll your passive perception?
Wilco: or your modifier?
Slim_Bankshot: Suddenly.
Lucas_Strongbow: Modifier. I am crazy perceptive
Wilco: wow
Slim_Bankshot: There is a loud crash and the entire ship shakes
Wilco: "fuck"
Chesty: So hey how about we assume some kind of defensive position or something? For once they board?
Slim_Bankshot: Sparks shoot through the ceiling in several places and start moving in a cirle
Slim_Bankshot: *circles
dreyrugr: "WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS"
Heronius: Our guests have arrived.
Chesty: Fuck this
Chesty: I ready my sword
Chesty: Looking at the ceiling
Sark: "That is certainly an unconventional entrance"
Slim_Bankshot: Large chunks of the ceiling fall in and cans are dropped which quickly start spewing a thick gray smoke
Heronius: I ready an action
Heronius: I will use scorching burst on the first thing that I see in that area
Slim_Bankshot: Hang on guys
Slim_Bankshot: Getting my shit together
Slim_Bankshot: As the smoke begins to clear, large shapes drop through the holes in the ceiling
Slim_Bankshot: Their feratures obscured by the haze
Slim_Bankshot: *features
Heronius: Scorching burst!
dreyrugr: Can I charge?
Wilco: Defender aura!
Wilco: wait
Wilco: we should roll initiative
Igfig: I think init, yes
dreyrugr: 1d20+1
Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+1: [1] = 2
Igfig: since nobody's really surprised
dreyrugr: OH COME ON
Wilco: ad20
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [11] = 17
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [16] = 21
Sark: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+5: [12] = 17
Heronius: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+6: [14] = 20
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [1] = 10
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [7] = 14
Heronius: oops
Sark: Tiebreaker, Wilco
Heronius: that's +2
Wilco: huh?
Sark: We both got 17
Chesty: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Chesty, 1d20+5: [17] = 22
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wilco goes first cause he has a higher bonus.
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [13] = 19
Chesty: WOO
Sark: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+5: [9] = 14
Wilco: alrighty
Sark: egh
Slim_Bankshot: Can someone organize those?
Igfig: yes
Brigsby: Chesty, Brigsby, Hero, Wilco, Sark, Lucas, Thorn, Drey
Igfig: okay guys, we don't have a map ready so we're goign to see how well this system works for mapless combat
Igfig: thanks
Slim_Bankshot: Shit is about to get seriously real
Igfig: better pose as a team
Wilco: igfig are telling me you didn't expect us to stay and fight?
Slim_Bankshot: Also, I had never used a map before this campaign, so I'm not worried
Igfig: actually, we didn't have maps prepared for anything
Wilco: oh
Igfig: kinda disorganized today
Heronius: can we get a room description?
Slim_Bankshot: Anyway, the smoke clears and you see this: http://www.ifelix.net/gamingblog/wp-content/img_0459.jpg
Far-Walker: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+5: [15] = 20
Far-Walker: (Initiative)
Slim_Bankshot: I thought you guys rolled?
Igfig:  1d20+5 EG init
Fortuna: Igfig, EG init: [1] = 6
dreyrugr_nott: HAHAHA
Igfig:  1d20+6 ES init
Fortuna: Igfig, ES init: [8] = 14
Far-Walker: (I was preparing for bed---missed the check)
Slim_Bankshot: So who is first?
Chesty: Far comes between Hero and Wilco
Chesty: Im first
Slim_Bankshot: How do you react to these badass looking fuckers?
Chesty: Assuming I am close enough to do this, I first activate my defender aura and then charge the first gay space elf I see
Wilco: "I tighten the griip on my sword and shout out a savage war cry"
Wilco: err, without the " "
Heronius: I react the same way I always do, with fire.
Slim_Bankshot: How does the defender thing work?
Chesty: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8407
Chesty: first power to the right
Chesty: activate as minor action, gives penalties to enemies that are close to me but attack an lly instead of me
Chesty: lasts until I go unconciious or deactivate at will
Brigsby: I'll answer in the OOC
Slim_Bankshot: I see
Chesty: So, can I do this?
Slim_Bankshot: Activate away
Chesty: Ok, it is active, and I charge the nearest space elf
Igfig: you really don't need to ask if you can do something like that, by the way
Slim_Bankshot: The first one is within charging range
Chesty: DIE YOU STUPID ELF
Chesty: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Chesty, 1d20+8: [11] = 19
Chesty: EAT HEAVY METAL
Slim_Bankshot: HIT!
Chesty: BOOYA MOTHERFUCKER
Chesty: damage 1d8+4
Chesty: 1d8+4
Fortuna: Chesty, 1d8+4: [3] = 7
Chesty: EVERYONE, LET THEM HAVE IT
Slim_Bankshot: The gay elf cries out in pain as you hack into it's armor
Igfig: There are eight elves, by the way: four with some kind of pale wood-bone sword thing, and four with rifles
Heronius: What does the room look like?
Slim_Bankshot: It's shriek doesn't shatter any glass, but it hurts your ears
dreyrugr_nott: "What the fuck are those things? They d don't look very good at hitting."
Igfig: the sword ones are at ground level, the gunners behind them and up the walls a bit - their gloves and boots are a little stickyish
Chesty: AGH, the sissy is squealing!
Slim_Bankshot: NEXT!
Brigsby: how big is the room? Specifically regions?
Wilco: can you write the order on the map?
Slim_Bankshot: The elf makes what may be an obscene gesture
Igfig: the order is written ont he map
Igfig: here, I'll move it
Slim_Bankshot: Or not. You've never seen it before
Igfig: and room description is forthcoming
Slim_Bankshot: BRIGSBY!
Brigsby: I'm waiting on room description
Igfig: this is a vestibule of a ort
Igfig: sort
Brigsby: How many regions?
Igfig: it's rectangular, about two regions wide by three deep
Brigsby: We're on one side, they're on the other?
Igfig: they came through the ceiling in the middle
Brigsby: If I'm far away from the elves, I'll use lightning strike
Brigsby: am I adjacent to any elves?
Igfig: the far wall curves up smoothly to the ceiling--it's an exterior bulkhead
Brigsby: actually, doesn't matter
Igfig: door in the middle
Brigsby: I'll use Storm Walk
Igfig: along the walls, various large inset cabinet things
Brigsby: part of it is that I shift, away from the enemies, and attack
Igfig: some containing equipment of some sort, some with panels with lights on the front
Brigsby: targeting one of the gun-elves
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [11] = 16
Brigsby: that's vs fort
Igfig: the door you guys came in by is wide enough for two people to stand abreast
Brigsby: and I have to go real quick, so if that hits
Brigsby: 1d8+11
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d8+11: [5] = 16
Brigsby: Thunder damage
Brigsby: and I shift as far away from the enemies as possible
Brigsby: BRB
Slim_Bankshot: Hit
Slim_Bankshot: Heads up I'm gonna leave around 12:00
Igfig: so let's get this done by then
Igfig: The elf you hit is bloodied, Brigs
Heronius: my turn then?
Igfig: Yep!
Heronius: Scorching burst on the rifle dudes hitting as many as possible.
Heronius: its burst one
Heronius: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+6: [18] = 24
Heronius: vs ref
Igfig: they're all still in the hole, so I guess that's.. all of them
Heronius: 3#1d20+6
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+6: [9] = 15; 1d20+6: [20] = 26; 1d20+6: [8] = 14
Heronius: 1d6+5
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d6+5: [1] = 6
Heronius: six damage per hit
Heronius: Then I get as far away from everyone as possible
Igfig: you hit two of them; the others leap out of the way 
Igfig: aight
Igfig: FARW
Heronius: Done
Heronius: endturn
Far-Walker: OKAY!
Slim_Bankshot: Who did he just damage?
Far-Walker: Elemental Spirits (fire damage) on the group of gunners.
Igfig: rifle 1 and 3
Heronius: rifle dudes
Igfig: okay
Far-Walker: Whichever gunner is closest will take the actual hit:
Igfig:  1, I guess
Far-Walker: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [16] = 22
Igfig: the bloodied one
Igfig: yup
Igfig: damage?
Far-Walker: 1d10+3 damage
Fortuna: Far-Walker, damage: [2] = 5
Igfig: what else does it do?
Far-Walker: And all adjacent take 5 damage too
Igfig: aight!
Far-Walker: Going to move as far away from them as possible now, and end turn
Igfig: kay
Igfig: Wilco!
Wilco: I'll move forwards into the middle sector
Wilco: and use defender aura
Wilco: then valiant strike against ES1
Wilco: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+7: [1] = 8
Igfig: you're adjacent to two of the sword guys
Igfig: ouch
Wilco: wait
Wilco: I'll use Heroic Effort
Igfig: or was it more?
Wilco: add 4
Wilco: is 12 enough?
Igfig: not even close
Igfig: they have pretty good armour
Wilco: shit
Heronius: its a natural one
Wilco: crap
Wilco: hmm...
Igfig: yeah
Wilco: I... don't quite know what to do with that
Heronius: end turn
Igfig: not much, I'm afraid
Wilco: okay end turn
Igfig: Sark!
Igfig: Lucas on deck.
Sark: Alright, I charge one of the Sword Elves and attempt to bash his skull in.
Sark: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+10: [2] = 12
Igfig: nope
Sark: Can I try with my offhand mace as well?
Slim_Bankshot: Fortuna is starting to hate you guys again
Igfig: I think it only works if you hit with the first
Igfig: so that's all
Slim_Bankshot: More virgon sacrifices should help
Slim_Bankshot: *virgin
Sark: Okay then, I retreat
Igfig: Lucas!
Lucas_Strongbow: How many of the gun ones are bloodied?
Igfig: you charged dude, you can't retreat after that
Igfig: one is
Sark: ah crap
Lucas_Strongbow: Aspect of the lone wolf as minor
Igfig: exclamation marks next to damage mean bloodied
Slim_Bankshot: Also, the alllied aliens have weapons and are taking battle positions as well
Lucas_Strongbow: and rapid shot on all the gun elves
Chesty: "can someone disable some of those elves? Otherwise I'll get bumfucked here"
Lucas_Strongbow: 3d20+9
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 3d20+9: [11, 1, 1] = 22
Chesty: "literally, since these are elves"
Lucas_Strongbow: wait
Lucas_Strongbow: 3#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [10] = 19; 1d20+9: [20] = 29; 1d20+9: [2] = 11
Wilco: "Chesty need I remind you of your first hand experience?"
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 on bloodied
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, on bloodied: [17] = 28
Slim_Bankshot: Wow
Igfig: you hit three of them, yeah
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 damage
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [7] = 12
Lucas_Strongbow: And then I back away as far as I can
Lucas_Strongbow: TURN OVER
Igfig: you get the bloodied one in the throat
Slim_Bankshot: What'd you attack him with?
Lucas_Strongbow: Rapid shot. My trademark
Igfig: the other two are bloodied
Chesty: someone update the damage on the "map" please
Igfig: sorry, I update but it doesn't change unless I click elsewhere
Chesty: Ok, no worries
Slim_Bankshot: Lucas uses rapid shot and fires 3 arrows
Igfig: (four, but one misses)
Slim_Bankshot: one to each eye socket and one through the mouth and out the back of hte neck
Lucas_Strongbow: The sun was in my eyes for that one
Slim_Bankshot: *the
Igfig: sword elves, now
Lucas_Strongbow: Hang on, I crit one of them
Slim_Bankshot: He falls forward dead, snapping the shafts into his face
Igfig: who was adjacent to them?
Slim_Bankshot: Uhhh....
Igfig: Chesty, Wilco, and Sark?
Slim_Bankshot: I think so
Wilco: yeah
Sark: Yep
Lucas_Strongbow: I CRIT ONE OF THE GUN ONES, one needs an extra 3 damage
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs Chesty AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Chesty AC: [19] = 27
Wilco: I fucking hate fortuna
Fortuna: I beg your pardon?
Wilco: Filthy elf lover
dreyrugr_nott: Guys, I know that it's our duty to insult waffle, but I think I speak for everyone when I say this: Bitch fucking deserves it
Sark: She is not an elf she is the Goddess of Luck
Wilco: and also it was hilarious
Wilco: yeah but sark, she always gives us terrible rolls when we fight elves
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs Chest AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Chest AC: [5] = 13
Igfig: ...
Igfig: I can't see anything that people re saying
Igfig: one moment
dreyrugr_nott: WAFFLE. OCC EXISTS FOR A REASON
Slim_Bankshot: What does chesty have for a weapon?
Chesty: sword
Chesty: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8407
Chesty: longsword
Igfig: okay, I missed stuff
Slim_Bankshot: He didn't hit, but glancing off is boring
dreyrugr_nott: Fortuna rolled 13 ig
Igfig: okay
Chesty: against my 19 AC
dreyrugr_nott: 20:36	Igfig	 1d20+8 vs Chest AC 20:36	Fortuna	Igfig, vs Chest AC: [5] = 13
Igfig: aright
Igfig: another, then
Slim_Bankshot: As he swings his his sword over his head, you lift your sideways and block it, knocking him back with a kick to the gut
Igfig: 1d20+8 vs chesty ac
Fortuna: Igfig, vs chesty ac: [11] = 19
Chesty: Totally sounds like something I'd do
Igfig: right in the leg, this one
Igfig: 2d8+7 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5, 4] = 16
Igfig: and you're immobilized until end of its next turn
Igfig: other two, on wilco
Igfig: 2#1d20+8 vs. wilco AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. wilco AC: [5] = 13; vs. wilco AC: [4] = 12
Igfig: both missed
Igfig: okay, that was them
Igfig: ohhh
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco ducks and twists, artfully dodging each swing and keeping his footing
Igfig: elves
Igfig: even accuracy
Igfig: heh
Igfig: reroll!
Igfig: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+8: [12] = 20
Igfig: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+8: [13] = 21
Wilco: one missed
Igfig: one hit
Igfig: 2d8+7 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3, 7] = 17
Wilco: shit
Igfig: and immobilized until end of their next turn
Slim_Bankshot: Sword on Wilco?
Igfig: that's a limited attack though
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: and that was all of them I think
Slim_Bankshot: The elf yells and thrusts its sword forward, stabbing Wilco in the shoulder suddenly and withdrawing it
Igfig: they're in two groups, I think - two with wilco, two with chesty
Igfig: and now, Thorn!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think I'll take advantage of my First Strike thing for combat advantage by charging the gun elves.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ferocious Charge power too.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 vs. EG3
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. EG3: [7] = 18
Igfig: thorn_the_gnoll
Thorn_the_Gnoll: ?
Igfig: thorn_the_gnoll
Igfig: thorn_the_gnoll
Heronius: hmm
Igfig: okay, thorn delays
Igfig: gun elves
Thorn_the_Gnoll: BUT I ATTACKED.
dreyrugr_nott: What?
dreyrugr_nott: He attacked ig
Lucas_Strongbow: He attacked
Igfig: come down off the wal
dreyrugr_nott: Can you not see?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm assuming Ig can't see my words.
Chesty: He attacked yo
dreyrugr_nott: he can't see us
dreyrugr_nott: Igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Far-Walker: Quick! Talk about him behind his back!
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Chesty: IGFIG IS FAT
Lucas_Strongbow: Igfig is a great DM
Igfig: two take cover behind the cabinets, and one behind their sword buddies
Lucas_Strongbow: That'll get his attention
Wilco: igfig is handsome and a valued member of the community.
dreyrugr_nott: draw
Fortuna: Say please.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: CAn you see me now?
dreyrugr_nott: Ok. I crashed fortuna
Igfig: who is further back, but not "as far back as possible"?
Chesty: IF CAN YOU SEE US?
Brigsby: HEY IGFIG
Brigsby: THORN WENT
Igfig: "as far back as possible" means back into the corridor
Wilco: IGFIIIIGGGGG
Wilco: WE LOVE YOU IGFIG
Lucas_Strongbow: IGFIG COME BACK TO US
Wilco: Will you sign this picture?
dreyrugr_nott: guys. Say his name over and over
Igfig: so who is still in the room?
dreyrugr_nott: That beeps him
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Lucas_Strongbow: iGFIG
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Chesty: igfig
Wilco: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Wilco: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Chesty: igfag
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Lucas_Strongbow: igfig is delightful
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: igfig
Chesty: igfig
Chesty: igfig
Brigsby: igfig
Wilco: IGFIG
Wilco: IGFIG
Wilco: IFG
Wilco: GFDJKSF
Chesty: igfig
Igfig: drey, sark, and thorn let's say
Far-Walker: Guys, I don't think that's going to help
Wilco: igfig
Wilco: igfig
Wilco: igfig
dreyrugr_nott: WE ARE DEAD
dreyrugr_nott: DEAD DEAD DEAD
Igfig: 3#1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [3] = 12; vs. AC: [8] = 17; vs. AC: [1] = 10
Wilco: so does anyone actually know why he can't see us?
dreyrugr_nott: I assume a bug
Brigsby: draw please
Fortuna: Brigsby drew MEASURED CUT (R)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Once during your turn, you can take a minor action to gain a +2 to your next attack roll.
Igfig: oh uh
Igfig: yeah, I can't see oyu
Lucas_Strongbow: JESUS WE ARE IN LIMBO
Wilco: draw
Fortuna: Say please.
dreyrugr_nott: HAHAHAHA
Igfig: luckily I glanced at the logs
Wilco: uh oh
dreyrugr_nott: haha
Igfig: heh
Wilco: REFRESH IGFIG
Wilco: it is your only hope
Wilco: ... we need you
Lucas_Strongbow: i WAS NOTHING BUT COMPLEMENTARY
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 igfig is smart
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, igfig is smart: [13] = 13
Brigsby: success!
Wilco: 1d20 delf is dumb
Fortuna: Wilco, delf is dumb: [19] = 19
Wilco: HAH
dreyrugr_nott: wilco
dreyrugr_nott: Do you want me to save your ass or not?
Far-Walker: 1d20 This statement is false
Fortuna: Far-Walker, This statement is false: [5] = 5
Wilco: what?
Wilco: why do you have to save me?
Igfig: speak
Heronius: hi
Lucas_Strongbow: kkdkjnqdj
Igfig: oh good
Igfig: sorry bout that
Wilco: mkdfl;sbn;sd
Chesty: SHUT UP WILCO
Chesty: Thorn's turn is up
Wilco: MAKE ME
Brigsby: friend
Wilco: 1d20+9 indimidate
Fortuna: Wilco, indimidate: [11] = 20
Igfig: slim, did you do thorn?
Chesty: WAFFLE I mean it, go back to OOC
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope.
dreyrugr_nott: Not yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so I'm going to go after EG2 with a Ferocious Charge.
dreyrugr_nott: He's doing it in OCC
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+11: [3] = 14
Brigsby: Thorn did some sort of power, got an 18 vs EG3
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or yeah we can go with the original one, especially since the second attempt sucked.
Igfig: you already rolled, dude
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: going after the gun elf?  ok
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so is that a hit then?
Igfig: yes
Igfig: but
Igfig: to get there
Igfig: you have to run past the melee in the middle
Igfig: OA
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh.
Igfig: 1d20+8 vs. Thorn AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Thorn AC: [12] = 20
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hit.
Igfig: 1d8+7 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3] = 10
Igfig: and marked
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What does the mark do?
Igfig: you take a -2 to attack anyone but the guy who marked you
Igfig: also they can sometimes do special stuff if you attack other people
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so do I still hit the gunner?
Igfig: however, you still hit the gunner, and the sworder can't do anything special at that range
Igfig: so yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, okay.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 3d6+9
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 3d6+9: [1, 3, 1] = 14
Igfig: how did you have combat advantage?
Igfig: oh
Thorn_the_Gnoll: First Strike
Igfig: they haven't actued yet
Igfig: I always forget ho long turns are
Igfig: okay
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, that's why I aimed for them.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And I'll end my turn there.
Igfig: okay, you run right at him and stab off his leg
Igfig: just, stab it off
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Awesome.
Igfig: and he falls off the wall, needless to say
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Actually wait, as a minor can I nab his leg?
Igfig: sure
Chesty: eeew
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Good, I'll nab his leg then.
Igfig: well, normally you can't take actions after a charge
Wilco: ... why
Igfig: but I see no harm in this
Igfig: okay, the elves then
Igfig: gun elves
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn hasn't eaten since before the Battle of the Bands, he's hungry.
Wilco: uhh, okay
Igfig: both shift away from you, taking cover behind the cabinet and their allies
Igfig: one shoots at you, the other at drey
Igfig: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+9: [16] = 25; 1d20+9: [7] = 16
Igfig: think that hits you, not drey
Igfig: 1d10+4
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+4: [4] = 8
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And I am bloodied.
Igfig: and elven accuracy on drey
Igfig: 1d20+9 vs ac
Fortuna: Igfig, vs ac: [3] = 12
Igfig: still a miss
Igfig: that's them
Igfig: they have cover from everybody but thorn and the guys in melee
Wilco: ig, drey has the nature's fury or whatever going in this zone by the way
Chesty: Is Drey playing her turn in OOC?
Igfig: think so
Wilco: yes
Chesty: Because I come after drey
Chesty: And dunno what is going on
Igfig: drey, what's been happening?
Chesty: uh, better wait for HoE to finish
Brigsby: Drey's turn is going on in the OOC
Igfig: k
Chesty: Im confused enough as is
Chesty: Ig, how many melee elves still next to me?
Igfig: two
Igfig: since I have a moment, I'll sketch the map now
Chesty: How many elves can I hit with my dragon breath? Since I cant move.
Igfig: either the two gunners or two swords plus wilco
dreyrugr_nott: Alright ig
dreyrugr_nott: 7 and 8 damage on the gunners
Igfig: aright
dreyrugr_nott: Nature's abundance on wherever I started, between thorn and wilco I think
Slim_Bankshot: eg 2 and 4 take 7 and 8 damage respectively
Igfig: right
dreyrugr_nott: And anyone who was next to me at the end is marked
Igfig: that all there?  did you do anything else?
dreyrugr_nott: So all ajacent enemies where I ended are marked
dreyrugr_nott: You might want to draw the plants on the map. They can't hit us in there
Igfig: where are they?
dreyrugr_nott: Close burst three between thorn and wilco
Igfig: and am I correct that you're there next to wilco?
Chesty: Anyways, for my turn I dont move since I cant, use second wind to heal and use dragon breath on ES1 and ES2
dreyrugr_nott: And yes ig
Heronius: brb
Chesty: 2#1d20+7
Fortuna: Chesty, 1d20+7: [16] = 23; 1d20+7: [18] = 25
Chesty: Against reflex
Igfig: both hits
Lucas_Strongbow: second wind is a standard, you can't do both
Chesty: Shit
Igfig: dragon breath is a minor
dreyrugr_nott: Dragon breathi s m- yeah
Chesty: Right
Igfig: damage?
Chesty: 2#1d6+3
Fortuna: Chesty, 1d6+3: [4] = 7; 1d6+3: [5] = 8
Igfig: just roll once
Chesty: Poison damage
Igfig: they both take 7 damage
Chesty: ok
Igfig: next
Slim_Bankshot: Brigs?
Igfig: and hero
Heronius: same time?
Heronius: okay
Igfig: might as well
Brigsby: ok
Heronius: is eg2 dead?
Igfig: no
Igfig: just bloodied
Heronius: scorching burst on the gunners.
Heronius: with wand
Heronius: 2#1d20+7
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+7: [10] = 17; 1d20+7: [18] = 25
Igfig: brigs? what are you doing?
Heronius: Done
Brigsby: I thought I was going in the OOC?
Igfig: damage, hero
Igfig: you can both go here or wherever, just go
Brigsby: or I guess Hero just went, so I'll go
Brigsby: ok
Heronius: 1d6+6
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d6+6: [1] = 7
Heronius: fucking damage rolls
Brigsby: I'll use Lightning Strike on ES1
Igfig: all right
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [8] = 13
Brigsby: vs reflex
Igfig: nope, they're wicked quick
Brigsby: Ok, action point, and I'll try it again
Igfig: sure
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [11] = 16
Brigsby: still probably not
Igfig: yeah, not quite
Brigsby: welp, wasted an action point
Igfig: shrug
Igfig: you get them back
Brigsby: Yeah, that's my turn
Brigsby: wait
Brigsby: I move back with Heronius
Brigsby: THEN that's my turn
Igfig: ok
Igfig: walker?  Are you doing anything now?
Igfig: or here at all?
Lucas_Strongbow: He hasn't been around for a while
Far-Walker: I am!
Lucas_Strongbow: maybe asleep
dreyrugr_nott: He's sleep typing. Don't believe him
Far-Walker: YE OF LITTLE FAITH!
Igfig: clearly my no-text bug is now reversed
Chesty: Yo walker, try and hit the sissy sword elves. They are mostly unhurt!
Igfig: and it's making words happen that aren't there
Lucas_Strongbow: Thri kreen don't sleep, anyway
Igfig: yup
Igfig: walker, whatcha doing?
Far-Walker: Anway, heading back out into the room and shooting Biting Swarm at ES1
Far-Walker: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [6] = 12
Far-Walker: :(
Igfig: vs. AC?
Far-Walker: yes
Far-Walker: Can I Inevitable Shot that?
Igfig: miss, and yes
Far-Walker: Okay. Going to direct the still-flying arrow at EG2.
Igfig: sure
Far-Walker: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+8: [15] = 23
Far-Walker: 1d10+5 damage
Fortuna: Far-Walker, damage: [3] = 8
Igfig: the sword-elf dances away from your arrow, but your arrow changes directions in mid-air and buries itself in the gunner's chest
Igfig: <-- dead
Igfig: Waffle, how's that turn coming along?
Far-Walker: Woo!
Far-Walker: End turn.
Igfig: to the max, walker.  To the max.
Igfig: WILCO
Wilco: huh?
Sark: I think Wilco is going in OOC
Wilco: I already did, fortuna is playa hatin on me
Igfig: please say so here
Igfig: what you dead
Igfig: *did
Sark: So, my turn?
Wilco: I tried a vengeful strike against ES4m but I missed
Igfig: okay, remember the bonus you get next round
Wilco: okay
Igfig: Sark!  And Lucas too!
Lucas_Strongbow: Rapid shot on ES1 and 2
Sark: I sweep at ES2's legs with my main-hand mace, attempting to knock him off his feet
Lucas_Strongbow: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [1] = 10; 1d20+9: [7] = 16
Lucas_Strongbow: crap
Sark: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+8: [12] = 20
Igfig: Also chesty and sark, lucas, but with cover
Igfig: and sark, that's good
Igfig: success hit
Lucas_Strongbow: what's the penalty to cover?
Igfig: -2
Lucas_Strongbow: 2#1d20+7
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [20] = 27; 1d20+7: [19] = 26
Sark: 1d8+6
Fortuna: Sark, 1d8+6: [5] = 11
Lucas_Strongbow: BALLS
Igfig: oh god
Sark: 11 damage
Heronius: nice one
Chesty: What the fuck just happened
Lucas_Strongbow: 1D10+5 DAMAGE
Heronius: Sark does not like you
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d10+5: [6] = 11
Lucas_Strongbow: urgh
Sark: Wait what happened?
Igfig: or just 15 on chesty
Lucas_Strongbow: yep
Igfig: also, sark, you can make your second attack
Sark: Is he on the ground?
Igfig: who?  Chesty?
Sark: No, the Elf
Chesty: Fuck, did I get shot? How much damage did I take?
Igfig: no, he's not even bloodied
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 15
Sark: Oh, well I tried to sweep his feet
Chesty: Ok
Sark: Nevermind then
Lucas_Strongbow: A million times sorry
Sark: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+8: [13] = 21
Igfig: oh, you were trying to trip him
Sark: Yes
Igfig: sorry, didn't see that
Sark: S'alright
Igfig: well, you hit him
Sark: Both times?
Sark: 1d8+4
Fortuna: Sark, 1d8+4: [6] = 10
Sark: 10
Igfig: oh heh, missed your second roll
Sark: 21 damage, total
Igfig: that second roll was enough to trip him
Sark: Alright
Igfig: or to do that damage, if you prefer
Sark: Damage
Igfig: okay
Igfig: well, he's bloodied now
Igfig: good mace to the kneecaps will do that
Igfig: that's all?
Sark: I guess
Igfig: okay
Igfig: sark and chesty took their damage?
Sark: I took damage?
Chesty: I did
Igfig: from lucas' rapid shot
Lucas_Strongbow: I SUCK
Sark: I must have missed that. How much?
Igfig:  11
Sark: Yep
Igfig: sword guys now
Chesty: Oh boy
Igfig: roll to recharge: 4d6
Igfig:  4d6 to rcharge
Fortuna: Igfig, to rcharge: [5, 6, 3, 4] = 18
Igfig: two recharge
Lucas_Strongbow: me/ yells "You'll have to catch me first!
Igfig: on the left, both are in chesty's aura
Igfig: on the right... drey, did you mark them?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He did.
Igfig: okay
dreyrugr_nott: Yes
dreyrugr_nott: Every enemey that was ajacent to me is marked
Igfig: so they're affected by your mark, and not wilco's aura
Chesty: They are also in Wilco's aura
Chesty: Oh
Igfig: it's one or the other
Chesty: nevermind
Igfig:  2#1d20+8 vs. Chesty
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Chesty: [14] = 22; vs. Chesty: [20] = 28
Chesty: FUCK
Igfig: -2 to that actuallly
Igfig:  20 and crit
Igfig: did 20 hit?
Chesty: oh
Chesty: FUCK
Chesty: Yes
Igfig: :(
Chesty: 19 AC
Igfig: that's 15 damage, and
Igfig:  1d8+7 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3] = 10
Igfig:  25 total, oof
Chesty: Oh boy
Igfig: also you're marked
Igfig: the other two
Chesty: Also I'm minus 4 HP
Igfig:  2#1d20+8 vs. drey
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. drey: [9] = 17; vs. drey: [4] = 12
Igfig: -2 again, I forgot
Igfig:  15 and 10
dreyrugr_nott: vs what
Igfig: ac
dreyrugr_nott: MASSIVE FAILURE
Igfig: and those were the guys who recharged, foo
Igfig: well, that was them
dreyrugr_nott: Also, do I do anything because of the mark?
Igfig: they attacked you, so no
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
Igfig: if they'd attacked someone else, another matter
Igfig: guys, don't forget that you have encounter powers
Igfig: I don't think either paladin has used their smite yet
Igfig: and sark hasn't power striked
Chesty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Bars on fire off the town of Orion. I've watched gay elves glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."
Chesty: "Time to die"
Igfig: also, it's thorn's turn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so my turn then.  I'd like to finish off the last gunner but I'm out of combat advantage.
Igfig: then maybe don't finish him
Igfig: finish someone else
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, like the heavily hurt sword guy.
Igfig: sure
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Tactical Trick on over to the back of ES2, I shall stab him.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+11: [19] = 30
Igfig: word!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Woohoo.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 3d6+9
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 3d6+9: [5, 1, 4] = 19
Igfig: even without the trick, coulda flanked him pretty easily
Thorn_the_Gnoll: *shrug*
Igfig:  28+19
Fortuna: Igfig,  28+19: [] = 47
Igfig: you do indeed stab him
Igfig: you stab him in the spine, right through the armour
Igfig: he goes down
dreyrugr_nott: I think that 47 means he fucks up everything
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then cause I don't feel like being by the sword guys still.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll use my Sudden Leap power to leap over at the gunner.  Since that is a minor action.
Igfig: sure
Igfig: not in the cover now though
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmm..  true.
Igfig: gunner time!
Igfig: he shifts into the foliage and shoots at you
Igfig:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+9: [18] = 27
Igfig: hits you
Igfig:  1d10+4
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d10+4: [6] = 10
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hooray for being level 2.
Igfig: and that's all of him
Igfig: heh
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'd be down if it weren't for the 5 hp I got from the level up.
dreyrugr_nott: Could you update the map ig?
Igfig: I did, no?
Igfig: oh
Igfig: ok
Igfig: drey
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
dreyrugr_nott: Earth spikes on es4
Igfig: right
dreyrugr_nott: Do I take penalty for cover?
Igfig: nope, they don't benefit from it
Igfig: from your cover power, I mean
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+9 vs ac
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, vs ac: [3] = 12
dreyrugr_nott: GAH
Igfig: alas
Igfig: chesty!
dreyrugr_nott: Wait
Igfig: oh, sorry
dreyrugr_nott: Can I shift to chesty?
Igfig: yep
dreyrugr_nott: Shift to chesty
dreyrugr_nott: action point
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+1 heal
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, heal: [13] = 14
Chesty: Thats good, right? Tell me that's good
Igfig: chesty, did you already use your second wind?
Chesty: Yes
Igfig: then I don't think that's enough
dreyrugr_nott: FUUUUUUUU
Lucas_Strongbow: what is enough?
Chesty: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS 
Igfig:  15, and just to stabilize
dreyrugr_nott: Oh well. Nature's wrath again
dreyrugr_nott: Probably didn't do any good
dreyrugr_nott: Am I able to downgrade my minor to a move?
Heronius: no
Igfig: no, that would be an upgrade
dreyrugr_nott: Alright then. End turn
Igfig: chesty, your turn
Chesty: Ok, I lie on the ground crying
Igfig: death save
Chesty: Ok this is new to me
Igfig: roll 1d20
Chesty: What do I roll?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Roll 1d20.
Chesty: ok
Chesty: 1d20 
Fortuna: Chesty, 1d20: [2] = 2
Chesty: ...
Igfig: uh oh
Chesty: :'(
Igfig: you continue to bleed out
Chesty: Well it could've been worse...
Igfig: Two more failed death saves, and you die.
Chesty: weeeee
Igfig: Brigsby!
Chesty: I hope the aliens have revival technology
dreyrugr_nott: They do for 5k gold
Igfig: heh
Lucas_Strongbow: Maybe if we pool together
Chesty: If I die... Please avenge me.... By killing... Lucas.
dreyrugr_nott: Can I kill waffle instead?
Igfig: wilco has healing powers... but waffle left
Brigsby: Thunder Slam, on ES1
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [19] = 24
dreyrugr_nott: I could take over for wilco
Igfig: good shot, brigsby
Igfig: sure, drey
Igfig: just don't make him kill himself
Brigsby: 2d10+11
Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d10+11: [3, 9] = 23
Chesty: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8458 thats his sheet
Igfig: brigs?
Igfig: ah
Brigsby: he's pushed 4 squares
Igfig: right next to thorn?
dreyrugr_nott: Out the airlock.
Brigsby: sure?
Brigsby: I didn't know I could control pushes, I thought that was just a "he's pushed back" thing
Igfig: you can a bit
Heronius: send him into the cabinet
Igfig: each square of the push has to take them further away
Igfig: but in any direction
Brigsby: I'll push him into the corner
Igfig: you could totally send him out the airlock if someone can hit the door controls just in time
Igfig: okay
Brigsby: wait, or the airlock
Heronius: gahh
dreyrugr_nott: THORN HIT THE DOOR CONTROLS
Brigsby: who wants to hit the controls?
Heronius: where are the controls?
Igfig: I think thorn's the only one close enough
Igfig: unless somebody wants to spend an action point to hit it from range?
Heronius: nope
dreyrugr_nott: How many action points do we have?
dreyrugr_nott: Just 1?
Heronius: yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, could I spend my action point to hit the button outside of my turn?
Igfig: yep
dreyrugr_nott: I can use wilco's
Lucas_Strongbow: Could I? I have a bow, it's cooler
dreyrugr_nott: Oh nevermind
Igfig: certainly, lucas
Igfig: who's doing it?  Lucas or thorn?
Lucas_Strongbow: Mine would be more awesome
Igfig: that is true
Lucas_Strongbow: if i miss, thorn can just do it anyway
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Igfig: attack roll then!
Lucas_Strongbow: basic range?
Lucas_Strongbow: d
Igfig: yup
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [9] = 18
Igfig: Hell yeah!  Beep!
Lucas_Strongbow: SWEET
Igfig: The door slides open jut in time
Heronius: Man, I have to webcomic this shit or something.
dreyrugr_nott: He suffocates in space and we laugh
Igfig: and the elf goes screaming out the airlock
Igfig: you certainly do
Brigsby: "Get Spaced"
Brigsby: and that's my turn
Igfig: fun