Igfig: Five players? Y'know what, let's just do the main campaign anyway The_Brigster: yeaaahhhh The_Brigster: Normal group size, awesome Igfig: people can show up when they show up The_Brigster: we partied hard on the shuttle, people can wake up one at a time Igfig: so, let's get this stuff set up Igfig: You haven't actually escaped yet The_Brigster: We're REALLY quick to start celebrations Igfig: Oh, also. Do you like it like this where you can modify the dabbleboard yourselves? dreyrugr: yES Igfig: okay The_Brigster: it makes movement easier Igfig: It certainly does Igfig: the only problem is, it's pretty easy to grab the wrong thing and mess up the whole board The_Brigster: then again, I used that link you gave me one time to move myself anyway, so I guess it's whatever you want Igfig: let's leave it like this, then Igfig: wait, brb phone The_Brigster: there's an undo button dreyrugr: DON'T AWNSER IT dreyrugr: IT'S THAT CLOWN STATUE UPSTAIRS slim_bankshot: OK sorry guys slim_bankshot: I was in a call slim_bankshot: 1d20-6 (waffles charisma) Fortuna: slim_bankshot, (waffles charisma): [16] = 10 slim_bankshot: She works dreyrugr: ? dreyrugr: Slim dreyrugr: Last night slim_bankshot: What? dreyrugr: Black Dynamite ambushed waffle slim_bankshot: Did he flank him? dreyrugr: 2 nat 20's dreyrugr: I killed him in one turn slim_bankshot: Shit slim_bankshot: Was he pissed? Igfig: back dreyrugr: Nope. BD just ambushed him dreyrugr: It's proof that, in the right situation, fortuna will show great favor upon me dreyrugr: And the right situation happens to be killing wilco slim_bankshot: Fair enough slim_bankshot: So, who remembers where we left off? dreyrugr: In the party bus space ship dreyrugr: We had just left the space station The_Brigster: That slim_bankshot: OK slim_bankshot: So this isn't the bat group The_Brigster: the what dreyrugr: We can be the batman group Heronius: I'm here slim_bankshot: Well, the other ones got attacked by bats, right? Igfig: Quote from end of last time: slim_bankshot: When you lit a fire. Igfig: Igfig: You reverse away from the ship Igfig: Igfig: you can now see the whole ship before you Igfig: Igfig: the other end appears to be exploding Igfig: Igfig: the flitters dance about slim_bankshot: Ohhhh Igfig: Igfig: and since you're stil facing the ship Igfig: Igfig: you get to see the exact moment that the flitters take notice of you Igfig: Igfig: and start to give chase. Heronius: I have no idea how to fly this ship. Igfig: and that's where we ended Igfig: That is true The_Brigster: lots of arcana checks slim_bankshot: So, gentle reminder now Heronius: Obviously Igfig: You figured out some of it last time Igfig: let's see slim_bankshot: Around 10:00-10:30 slim_bankshot: I'm gonna take a short break dreyrugr: Alright Ig. Do we roll init for this? slim_bankshot: To refresh my attention span Igfig: Igfig: Sitting in the big chair, you get a feeling of a sort of magical... hole, almost Heronius: Everyone deserves a break now and again. Igfig: Igfig: in the chair Igfig: Igfig: something that needs to be plugged Igfig: Igfig: plugged in, if you will Heronius: I recall that part Igfig: Igfig: you think you just need to channel some magical power intot he hole Heronius: It's the steering that I don't quite get. Igfig: Igfig: expend an at-will power as a minor action Igfig: Igfig: and then move the ship as a move action The_Brigster: I remember that Hero joined his consciousness with the ship or something, and I scrambled around looking for the chair that controls the guns Heronius: Does the power I use change how the ship moves? Igfig: just open the logs why don't you, and skim the last little bit of the logs Igfig: maybe you should try and find out, hero Igfig: Perhaps we should roll initiative now, to determine the order in which you act slim_bankshot: In about 4 minutes, I will be leaving for a short while to finish making dinner slim_bankshot: But I can eat it here Igfig: okee slim_bankshot: Just gotta strain noodles etc. dreyrugr: Ig. Is the space armor resized? Igfig: I think I said you'd need an extended rest... but you know what, sure why not dreyrugr: Awesome Igfig: All right, roll your initiative dreyrugr: I think you said I just strapped it on to my current armor The_Brigster: 1d20+5 Fortuna: The_Brigster, 1d20+5: [7] = 12 Heronius: 1d20+2 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+2: [10] = 12 dreyrugr: 1d20+1 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+1: [7] = 8 dreyrugr: Is that right with the armor? The_Brigster: Far and Wilco are AWOL Far-Walker: I AM HERE NOW Igfig: Ohh, right Drey dreyrugr: Wilco is "putting his load" in the dish washer dreyrugr: According to his words on facebook Igfig: I said you could strap it on, and gain the benefits, but you'd take a -1 penalty to speed Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [4] = 10 dreyrugr: Ah. That's not an issue Igfig: which isn't much here on the ship Igfig: hey, since you can do stuff to the board now Igfig: would one of you like to manage the initiative? The_Brigster: So Wilco is space-sick, in the shuttle's tiny bathroom? Igfig: Evidently The_Brigster: Init is Brigs-Hero-Far-Drey-Wilco Far-Walker: I will be ironic and manage initiative, since I did mine late! Igfig: 1d20+7 flitter initiative Fortuna: Igfig, flitter initiative: [4] = 11 Igfig: Write the init on the board, plesae Heronius: At least I get to go before the baddies. Igfig: uh Igfig: Brigsby The_Brigster: what Igfig: Did you just erase everything on the board and write "Brigsby Was Here"? Wilco: BACK The_Brigster: No, that was there earlier The_Brigster: I don't know why it reverted Igfig: weird The_Brigster: Wilco, roll init Wilco: AD20+7 INIT Wilco: shit Wilco: 1d20+7 init Fortuna: Wilco, init: [12] = 19 The_Brigster: We have to hit Save after everything we do, or it'll revert after a little while Igfig: whoops, wait a sec Wilco: sorry, I was busy puking Igfig: okay Wilco: what is going on? dreyrugr: So wilco. How did... putting your load in the dishwasher go? Igfig: init Wilco: uhh Wilco: fine Wilco: I guess The_Brigster: DONE The_Brigster: or The_Brigster: maybe it Far-Walker: Did the init show up? The_Brigster: will just disappear Igfig: no Igfig: uh The_Brigster: who keeps touching it Igfig: maybe it's not so good to have us all touching the board Lucas_Strongbow joined #pwot_dnd. Lucas_Strongbow: Hello all Igfig: ah, showed up Heronius: Leads to confusion Far-Walker: Init up? Heronius: Lucas, roll init Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [10] = 17 Igfig: I am going to look into better whiteboard programs Igfig: Scribblar Pro looks great, but costs like $90 Igfig: anyway The_Brigster: I'm sure there's a torrent of it somewhere Lucas_Strongbow: I have no idea what's going on, so just point me at stuff that needs killing The_Brigster: if you're in to that sorta thing Igfig: It's an online thing, so no The_Brigster: ah Wilco: igfig Igfig: Igfig: You reverse away from the ship 19:39 Igfig Igfig: you can now see the whole ship before you 19:39 Igfig Igfig: the other end appears to be exploding 19:39 Igfig Igfig: the flitters dance about 19:39 Igfig Igfig: and since you're stil facing the ship 19:39 slim_bankshot Ohhhh 19:39 Igfig Igfig: you get to see the exact moment that the flitters take noti Wilco: wow what Igfig: ce Igfig: of you 19:39 Igfig Igfig: and start to give chase. Igfig: that's what just happened Lucas_Strongbow: Ah Lucas_Strongbow: Fun The_Brigster: tl;dr - We just backed out of the big ship in our shuttle, watched it blow up, and now flitters see us Igfig: Also Hero's trying to fly the ship Heronius: Indeed. Igfig: Okay The_Brigster: and I'm scrambling to find the turret gun Lucas_Strongbow: Wasn't there an acrobatics check thing to help? slim_bankshot: OK guys slim_bankshot: I am here to stay Igfig: There is a second seat up front, as you can see on the map dreyrugr: Gratch is sitting there Lucas_Strongbow: I remember that having something to do with acrobatics The_Brigster: What's the thing in the back of the ship? dreyrugr: I thought Igfig: indeed dreyrugr: It's a turret brigs The_Brigster: I'll wait for DM confirmation before I push everyone out of the way to get to it Igfig: you think that the second seat controls the secondary thrusters dreyrugr: Ig Igfig: and yes, that requires Acrobatics to do Wilco: What skill is used to shoot the turret? Or is it just like shooting a ranged weapon dreyrugr: There was already someone in the 2nd seat Igfig: You'll have to find out Heronius: no Heronius: Drey you are wrong Heronius: stop being wrong dreyrugr: I thought we choose someone Lucas_Strongbow: My acrobatics is pretty good, I get the feeling I should help Wilco: How? Lucas_Strongbow: I think it was Thorn, he isn't here Igfig: If they aren't here now, then the seat is empty Wilco: What does acrobatics do? Heronius: Whoever has the highest acrobatics Heronius: becomes my co-pilot The_Brigster: Mine would be good if I was a thief or something like most other halflings, but alas, I am different Wilco: my acrobatics is -2 Igfig: In this case, it works as Pilot Igfig: anyway Igfig: Wilco Igfig: What do you do? Wilco: I don't even know what is going on Wilco: we are being attacked Wilco: then something about getting to be co pilot Igfig: Yes Wilco: and someone is looking for the turret Igfig: Yes Wilco: Do we have a ranger? dreyrugr: I'll jump on the turret The_Brigster: You get in a passenger seat and buckle your seatbelt Wilco: Is there a fridge on this? Igfig: Perhaps you would like to read the last few pages of logs from last time and find out what's happening? Igfig: There is a ranger here, yes Wilco: Then he should take the turret Igfig: and do you know what a fridge looks like? Wilco: for now I'll go grab a beer from the fridge dreyrugr: I just jumped on the turret wilco Wilco: then sit down and buckle my seat belt dreyrugr: Should I roll something to see if I can figure out how it works? Wilco: Drey don't be stupid! Our ranger is more accustomed to fighting at long range Igfig: Incidentally, there is a white box in the back starboard corner of the bus The_Brigster: We lived in a medieval world, you don't know what a fridge is- oh forget it Wilco: He will be better on the turret Igfig: which you are drawn to and open dreyrugr: It's a nuclear reactor Wilco: I smelled the food that is inside Igfig: it has many things that look like drinks Heronius: Drey, pay attention to init order Heronius: we are in turns Wilco: end turn dreyrugr: Oh. I thought we were just RPing Igfig: including what looks like beer dreyrugr: Ignore Igfig: and possibly some potions SparkyMarky quit. Igfig: Next is Lucas! Igfig: By the way Igfig: On the map on the first page Igfig: the space one Igfig: squares are 20x the size of your regular squares Igfig: so each hex is about 250 feet Igfig: Okay, well then Brigsby The_Brigster: Does Lucas not do anything? Igfig: He delays The_Brigster: alrighty Heronius: Lucas vanishes in a puff of smoke. Igfig: Brigsby, what's the up? The_Brigster: I go to the chair in the back. The_Brigster: assuming that the thing in the back is a chair Wilco2 joined #pwot_dnd. dreyrugr: That's the turret Wilco2: igfig, can you kick wilco and wilco2? Igfig: yes, it's a turret The_Brigster: The part coming out of the turret area Lucas_Strongbow joined #pwot_dnd. Wilco was kicked by Igfig. The_Brigster: Okay, I get in it Wilco2: and also kick waffle down in the OOC Wilco2 was kicked by Igfig. Lucas_Strongbow: Sorry, my internet went a bit funny Igfig: sokay Igfig: whatcha doing, Lucas? Lucas_Strongbow: Did anyone happen to notice what my acrobatics roll was, or did it go out before that? The_Brigster: before Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+12 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+12: [5] = 17 Lucas_Strongbow: That's very annoying Igfig: Okay, you think you know how to fly this thing Lucas_Strongbow: Probably not enough to use that chair Igfig: probably Wilco2 joined #pwot_dnd. Lucas_Strongbow: Screw it, I'll get in Igfig: No, the pilot chair is just a chair Lucas_Strongbow: Fortune favours the bold, that is what Avandra says Igfig: it has a control console in front if it Igfig: and an airplane-type steering wheel Igfig: In any case Lucas_Strongbow: I'm in there Lucas_Strongbow: Doing something Lucas_Strongbow: Twiddling knobs Igfig: While you're steering, Heronius can move the ships in directions other than a straight line Igfig: *ship Heronius: Yay! Igfig: also, if you want to try some kind of spaceship maneuver Wilco2: I CAN'T HELP IT Wilco2: DO A BARREL ROLL Lucas_Strongbow: I've got some manuevers Wilco2: What has the internet done to mne Igfig: like docking, making a u-turn, squeezing through a narrow space, or... yes a barrel roll The_Brigster: I swear to Kord if you list lazily to the left Igfig: you the pilot, Lucas, determine what you do and roll the Acrobatics check for that Lucas_Strongbow: Cool Heronius: I make it go fast! The_Brigster: we are still backwards Heronius: I am aware. Igfig: It takes a move action each round to steer it, fyi dreyrugr: We crash into the side of the ship dreyrugr: and explode Lucas_Strongbow: I think we should run, personally dreyrugr: Roll new characters! Igfig: Okay, it is Hero's turn Lucas_Strongbow: I our only gun is at the back Heronius: I suggest a U-turn Heronius: Since we are facing the enemies. Wilco2: Then we would be able to escape too The_Brigster: wait, what happened to my turn Igfig: Hero, you determine where the ship actually goes The_Brigster: or are they combining turns? Igfig: Oh, oops Igfig: Sorry Igfig: Yes Brigs, you go right now The_Brigster: OKAY The_Brigster: I get in whatever chair controls the turret Igfig: Okay The_Brigster: Okay, how do I figure out how to control this? Igfig: There's a screen and a joystick Igfig: let's say Lucas_Strongbow: It is literally Space Invaders Igfig: There is a crosshairs on the screen Wilco2: Can I preform to raise attack rolls for Brigsby? dreyrugr: Perception check to see if you know how it works? Igfig: and what looks like abstract representations of the asteroids you're looking at Igfig: with a bunch of text that you don't know what it means Igfig: You think you already know how it works Igfig: but, uh, Int or Wis check I guess Lucas_Strongbow: Ask the Gratch The_Brigster: Oh no The_Brigster: I'll go with Int, I guess Igfig: Oh man, I forgot about that guy The_Brigster: "Hey, Gratch dude! How do I work this thing?" Igfig: "Use the stick!" Heronius: When do we draw the cards? Igfig: He's buckling up in the seat Igfig: *a seat, inside The_Brigster: Okay, I'll aim at a random asteroid and pull the trigger Igfig: here is the weapon's stats Igfig: Light vehicle ranged weapon (laser); proficiency +3; damage 4d6; range 10/20; load minor Igfig: that range is in vehice scale squares The_Brigster: let me write that down Igfig: It is a Civilian Laser Cannon The_Brigster: Dex, I assume? Igfig: Dex, yes Igfig: unless you have a power that's a ranged basic attack Igfig: or a ranged weapon attack of some sort The_Brigster: Well, I have ranged powers The_Brigster: Do implement powers count? Igfig: those are implement powers, though The_Brigster: guess not Lucas_Strongbow: Maybe Far should do it? He's a ranged guy Heronius: That's what you get for not going to wizard school The_Brigster: Yeah, it seems like Far would be better at this Igfig: Not unless you take Arcane Implement Proficiency to use laser cannons as an implement Igfig: yes, Far might be better at that Igfig: But since you shot at that asteroid Igfig: roll damage Igfig: er Igfig: attack The_Brigster: Alrighty The_Brigster: 1d20+8 Fortuna: The_Brigster, 1d20+8: [19] = 27 The_Brigster: I assume that hits Igfig: That's a pretty good ranged attack you have there Igfig: yes Igfig: *ranged basic attack The_Brigster: 4d6 Fortuna: The_Brigster, 4d6: [3, 1, 5, 3] = 12 The_Brigster: I have a pretty good Dex score Igfig: 4d6+ Dex modifier, actually The_Brigster: ah, ok. So add 4 The_Brigster: 16 Igfig: yeah Igfig: You blow a fair-sized crater in the side of the asteroid Wilco2: Why did he shoot at the astroid? Igfig: To tst Igfig: test The_Brigster: To see how the gun works Wilco2: oh okay The_Brigster: And, uh, I guess that's it for me Igfig: The laser needs to be refocused--"loaded", in other words--as a minor action before you can fire it again Igfig: also, note that it faces backwards The_Brigster: Oh, do I still have a minor left? Igfig: so you can't shoot at someone you approached int he same turn Igfig: I think you used the minor just looking at the controls and asking the Gratch for help The_Brigster: alright Heronius: yup The_Brigster: so that'll be my turn then Igfig: Okay Igfig: Heronius! You're up! Igfig: Or actually Heronius: U-turn Igfig: might as well draw that hand of cards, first Igfig: new hand please Fortuna: Igfig drew a new hand. Fortuna: Igfig drew CAREFUL AIM (C) Fortuna: Play when you use a Close or Area Attack Power. Omit one creature from the power's area of effect Fortuna: Igfig drew PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the end of this turn, you can move through enemies spaces. Enemies that make opportunity attacks against you on this turn gain combat advantage for those attacks. Fortuna: Igfig drew ONE MORE CHANCE (R) Fortuna: Play this at the start of your turn. If you have no encounter powers remaining, the first enemy you hit this turn takes 5 extra damage. Igfig: Lucas! Make an Acrobatics check! Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+12 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+12: [19] = 31 Igfig: No problem Lucas_Strongbow: that's better Heronius: I channel a magic missle through the ship Lucas_Strongbow: I power slide the ship Igfig: Indeed Heronius: So how many hexes can I move it? Igfig: Well Igfig: let me send you something Heronius: okay Igfig: That is the ship's statblock Heronius: I see Heronius: So I can fly 7 hexes then? Igfig: 7 squares Igfig: each hex is a region Heronius: ahh Igfig: and it takes 2 squares of movement to enter each region, as usual Heronius: So 3 hexes Heronius: plus a bit Igfig: yup Heronius: Okay. Igfig: You can't enter a region you just left in normal flight, or a region adjacent to that one Heronius: For now I'll just try to put some distance between us and the enemies Igfig: without a manuever Igfig: oaky then Igfig: go where you wanna go Heronius: There we go. Igfig: All right Wilco2: umm... where did we move? Nothing changed Igfig: You still have a standard action left, if you want to double move Wilco2: on the map I mean Heronius: give it a sec Igfig: or attack, for that matter Igfig: well, there's not much to attack from this range Heronius: hmm. Heronius: Anyone have any bright ideas? Igfig: also, using Magic Missile did not seem to make a difference compared to the cantrip Heronius: Do we make attacks with the turret as a crew? Heronius: Or is it on whoever's turn Heronius: ? Igfig: Nope, it's whoever is manning the turret Igfig: on their turn Heronius: kay dreyrugr: Waffle reccomends we attempt to invade the elven ship Igfig: Doing anything with your standard, then? Heronius: I'll just double move Wilco2: Then we can get past the planetary defenses without being shot down, if can land before they attack, we will have a bigger advantage than crash landing and possibly dying Igfig: All right Igfig: Which planet? Brigsby joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: The Gratch Planet? Wilco2: the elven homeworld Thorn_the_Gnoll joined #pwot_dnd. Brigsby: woah, what just happened Igfig: ah Igfig: you don't know where that is Igfig: Hi Thorn! Lucas_Strongbow: We are so not going to the elven homeworld yet Wilco2: I was thinking maybe the gratch did Far-Walker: Ask the locals Wilco2: also the map hasn't updated Igfig: He has no idea Thorn_the_Gnoll: Have I missed anything? Heronius: We will need to lose our attackers. Wilco2: I'm going to refresh Brigsby: I think I just lagged out, what all has happened since I asked about the asteroid paths? Heronius: and get back to the gratch ship Heronius: and get the info Igfig: Tell Brigs in OC Igfig: OOC Igfig: It's the elven flitters' turn now Igfig: Two of them break off from the battle Heronius: Indeed Igfig: around the ship Igfig: looks like there's a bit of asteroid in that region the one just entered Igfig: 1d20+9 pilot Fortuna: Igfig, pilot: [6] = 15 Igfig: it makes it past Igfig: and then, they make an attack run Wilco joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: oh, wait Igfig: phone Lucas_Strongbow: Well that destroyed the drama dreyrugr: It's the elven armada calling dreyrugr: They're offering him 10 million gold pieces to kill us Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Initiative Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Initiative: [2] = 11 Igfig: Okay, one double-moves past you to try and cut you off Heronius: OA? Igfig: went around Heronius: Damn Igfig: The other comes up and zips behind an asteroid for cover Igfig: 1d20+9 pilot Fortuna: Igfig, pilot: [2] = 11 dreyrugr: "Guys. We're about to be butt fucked" Igfig: 1d20+9 pilot Fortuna: Igfig, pilot: [7] = 16 Heronius: that had better miss Wilco: he crashes into the astroid and explodes Igfig: uhh Igfig: crap Igfig: everybody is invisible Brigsby: what Igfig: one moment Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, not this again Igfig joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: Okay Lucas_Strongbow: Words dreyrugr: 18:38 Igfig 1d20+9 pilot 18:38 Fortuna Igfig, pilot: [2] = 11 Igfig: Yes! Igfig: uh Igfig: boo Brigsby: who's there Igfig: it grazes the asteroid with a wing, taking some damage dreyrugr: Black Dynamite is here brigs Igfig: 2d10 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5, 10] = 15 Heronius: Brigsby! Shoot the ship behind us! Brigsby: I will! When it's my turn! Far-Walker: My turn? Igfig: one moment Igfig: uh, hmm Igfig: oops, I forgot something Igfig: what it should have done Igfig: and will still do Igfig: is move adjacent to you Heronius: Damn Igfig: like, 50 feet away Igfig: flyby, really Igfig: and drop off some Elven Marines Igfig: with jetpacks Igfig: who fly down toward the open rear deck dreyrugr: "Hey guys! When we kill these guys we get jetpacks!" Brigsby: ...The rear deck is open? Igfig: yeah, it's an open porch Igfig: sort of Far-Walker: Do they enter yet? Brigsby: Cool, space isn't a vacuum in D&D! dreyrugr: It is dreyrugr: They have space armor Igfig: It's a bit more complex than that Lucas_Strongbow: There must be a field of some sort over the opening Igfig: but yes, you can breathe there on deck, Brigsby Lucas_Strongbow: Like an energy shield Igfig: aaah, everybody disappeared from the map! Igfig: Slim, if you're controlling the marines Igfig: you want to roll init for them? dreyrugr: Ig Brigsby: So it's like the Death Star hangars, got it slim_bankshot: Yes. Sorry Igfig: Also, how many of them are there? Igfig: Two, apparently Igfig: They actually appear to be falling toward you as well as flying, oddly enough Igfig: so they cover ground pretty fast Igfig: er, cover space slim_bankshot: So. 2 uhh.. Marines? Troopers? Thorn_the_Gnoll: I thought I was driving? Though... I suppose I wasn't here earlier, yeah. Far-Walker: So where's the back porch/etc? Lucas_Strongbow: I'm driving now slim_bankshot: Sorry guys. My computer is being a whore and lagging Igfig: The porch is where Brigsby is sitting at the laser cannon right now Brigsby: Wonderful Igfig: It's right there on the map Far-Walker: Okay. So he needs that open in order to fire things at people. Heronius: What? No. Igfig: You have cover while you're in the turret, Brigsby Far-Walker: Sooo...We should probably try to close it, then? Heronius: What? No. Igfig: It doesn't close. slim_bankshot: OK, so three of those asshole elves you fought in the hanger board the little ship slim_bankshot: Not the same ones, obviously Igfig: did you roll init, slim? slim_bankshot: But you know what I mean slim_bankshot: 1d20+6 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d20+6: [20] = 26 dreyrugr: Ah shit Igfig: Welp Wilco: ahh fuck Far-Walker: :( slim_bankshot: At least it was only an init roll Brigsby: These marines are swag as fuck slim_bankshot: THey are also elves Igfig: okay, so they go at the top of the order Far-Walker: Alright, my turn? Igfig: THorn's turn, looks like slim_bankshot: Meaning their armor is flashy AND GAY slim_bankshot: Not cool Wilco: THOSE BASTARDS Igfig: Thorn_the_gnoll Thorn_the_Gnoll: So my turn then, I shall move out to the balcony then since I'm not driving. Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do I move me? Igfig: yep Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, and.. oh right. First strike is definitely out so no combat advantage. Igfig: you were right there while Lucas was figuring out the controls, so you'll be able to fly the ship too if you so desire Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anyways, I shall use that nifty pistol I got to fire on the first elf. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [1] = 10 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or not. Igfig: Ouch Igfig: That's all, right? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah well, I'm out there so Brigsby isn't alone at least. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, my turn is done. Igfig: Okay, Far and Drey Thorn_the_Gnoll: I would like to note one thing though: Far-Walker: Yay! Far-Walker: ? Igfig: I'll take Far, I think Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have both my sword and my gun out, since they're small weapons. Igfig: well, one-handed Igfig: and sure Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar. Thorn_the_Gnoll: No bothering with that switching stuff. Igfig: indeed Igfig: Slim, you got Drey? In the other channel Far-Walker: Okay. Is EP1 adjacent to 2 and 3? Or is EP3 adjacent to 1 and 2? slim_bankshot: OK, who do I get? Igfig: I think they're none of them adjacent to each other slim_bankshot: Drey slim_bankshot: Check slim_bankshot: Here? Igfig: yep slim_bankshot: Or OOC? slim_bankshot: OK dreyrugr: Oh here? Far-Walker: So am I up here or Drey? dreyrugr: Alright Igfig: You're here, drey and slim there slim_bankshot: OK Drey, what are you up to? Igfig: or here, even Igfig: Farw, do your thing Far-Walker: So, all EPs are not adjacent. Igfig: Indeed Igfig: Also note that the flitter is well within bow range dreyrugr: I don't think there's much I can do, so I'll move to beside the door in waffle's region Igfig: you can see what looks like a pilot and a gunner Igfig: well, a mage of some sort Wilco: this is the fridge Igfig: no actual guns Igfig: okay Igfig: also there are windows you can shoot out of Far-Walker: So I can shoot at the flitter pilot? Igfig: it would be difficult, but possible dreyrugr: Alright. I moved there Far-Walker: Far moves to wherever's best and shoots at the flitter pilot. Far-Walker: Any penalties before I make the ranged basic? dreyrugr: And I ready earth shield strike dreyrugr: For any enemy that get's with in range Igfig: -4 penalty, I think, far Far-Walker: k slim_bankshot: OK. Far-Walker: attack 1d20+4 slim_bankshot: Wait, I am managing Drey in this chat, yes? Far-Walker: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+4: [13] = 17 dreyrugr: Well I'm not doing much. I jsut moved and readied an attack Igfig: That is actually a hit, Farw dreyrugr: So end turn Far-Walker: Woo! Far-Walker: 1d10+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d10+5: [2] = 7 slim_bankshot: I'll take the elves, I guess Far-Walker: End turn Igfig: Also, I just realized that penalty should have only been -2 Far-Walker: I TRUSTED YOU Far-Walker: (nah it's ok whatever) Igfig: Aright Igfig: It is the Elf Marines' turn slim_bankshot: I guess they move into the ship slim_bankshot: What action is that? Wilco: move Igfig: Move action. slim_bankshot: OK then Igfig: The only entrance to the ship is the porch Igfig: unless they can squeeze in through the open window Wilco: And drey has a power ready for them slim_bankshot: Anyone guarding it? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right past me and is Drey on the porch? Igfig: *an open window dreyrugr: I'm not on the proch dreyrugr: I'm by the door inside Igfig: THorn and Brigsby are on the porch dreyrugr: I readied earth shield strike for any enemy who came with in rang dreyrugr: range* Brigsby: You aren't on the porch dreyrugr: But I am right by the door Igfig: any enemy that enters the ship proper, drey will attack Igfig: or oh slim_bankshot: Oh? Igfig: you're right by the door, so you can attack out? dreyrugr: Oh god they're going to fly through the windows GI Joe style Wilco: fucking awesome dreyrugr: That's a different region isn't it? Igfig: yeah slim_bankshot: I thought the windows were like, slits Igfig: They are, Slim dreyrugr: Can I attack from a different region? Igfig: and Drey, you can do that with an approach maneuver, but only on your own turn Igfig: however Igfig: Thorn Strike has a reach of 2 dreyrugr: Well it's too late to ready that Igfig: I'll let you change it slim_bankshot: So are the elves in? slim_bankshot: Are they preforming saves? dreyrugr: Ok, I readied thorn strike instead Igfig: Saves against what? slim_bankshot: Counterattacks? I donno Igfig: If you want them to move onto the deck, move them there Igfig: Also, that's not what saves are for, remember Igfig: saves are just for ending "(save ends)" effect slim_bankshot: OK Igfig: also, dying slim_bankshot: OK, I moved them dreyrugr: Since they're with in range, do I attack them now? Igfig: All right, I think your readied action triggers, Drey Igfig: yep dreyrugr: Fuck yeah Igfig: and then what do these guys do now that they're on the deck, Slim? dreyrugr: THORN STRIKE ON EP1 dreyrugr: 1d20+9 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+9: [5] = 14 dreyrugr: Damn it slim_bankshot: One will attack dreyrugr: Unless I had any bonus's slim_bankshot: Brigsby Igfig: No special bonuses, Drey dreyrugr: No hit I assume Igfig: Remember that they have their razor sword attack, Sli Igfig: m Igfig: not just the basic attack dreyrugr: vs AC Igfig: yes Drey, it's a miss dreyrugr: Damn Igfig: er, razor flurry the attack's called slim_bankshot: OK dreyrugr: Sooooo slim_bankshot: Sorry guys dreyrugr: What now? dreyrugr: Oh dreyrugr: It's alright Wilco: my turn? slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [6] = 13 slim_bankshot: Brigsby? Brigsby: miss slim_bankshot: Ah. slim_bankshot: His swords glance off your impressive armor, it seems slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [3] = 10 slim_bankshot: And again! Brigsby: miss again Igfig: foolish elf Igfig: what will the other two do? Brigsby: lo and behold my mighty cloth armor slim_bankshot: That was elf 2 slim_bankshot: elf 1 now attacks slim_bankshot: THORN! slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. Thorn AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. Thorn AC: [8] = 15 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Miss. slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [6] = 13 slim_bankshot: Damn slim_bankshot: Fortuna is being a whore tonight Fortuna: I beg your pardon? Igfig: I think both attacks have to be against the same target with Razor Flurry, Slim Wilco: Watch out slim, fortuna will kick you Brigsby: it missed me anyway slim_bankshot: They were Igfig: second was against brigsby apparently Igfig: anyway Igfig: third elf? slim_bankshot: Oh slim_bankshot: I copy pasted slim_bankshot: Forgot to change the name Igfig: ah Igfig: you can also just press up Igfig: or roll all the attacks at once slim_bankshot: Elf 3 attacks Thorn Igfig: with "2#1d20+7" slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. thorn AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. thorn AC: [1] = 8 Wilco: HAHAHA slim_bankshot: Wow.... Lucas_Strongbow: Stupid elves Wilco: The elf misses and cuts his own leg off slim_bankshot: Seriously. Just.. Man. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ninja Gnoll is on a roll? slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. thorn AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. thorn AC: [13] = 20 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or not. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hit. slim_bankshot: FINALLY! slim_bankshot: 1d10+3 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d10+3: [4] = 7 slim_bankshot: 7 damage thorn Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright. Igfig: uh, dude Igfig: different damage die slim_bankshot: Uh-oh slim_bankshot: Oh slim_bankshot: Ohh slim_bankshot: My bad Thorn_the_Gnoll: ? Brigsby: it's a short sword, so d6? Igfig: yeah slim_bankshot: FORGET I ROLLED THAT! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Watch, now he'll do more damage. slim_bankshot: 1d6+3 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d6+3: [6] = 9 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Called it. Brigsby: yup slim_bankshot: HAHAHA Igfig: :( slim_bankshot: OK, sorry about that Igfig: :~ slim_bankshot: Anyway, Igfig: the tilde doesn't make much sense there, does it Igfig: I think that's the elves turn done, then slim_bankshot: Wilco and Lucas? Igfig: Indeed Wilco: Just got back too, good timing slim_bankshot: I'll take Lucas here Wilco: Okay Lucas_Strongbow: Hmm slim_bankshot: Lucas is kinda far away Lucas_Strongbow: I have no idea what I even COULD do Igfig: we can do wilco here too, probably Lucas_Strongbow: SOmething to do with piloting this ship slim_bankshot: Instead of in OOC? slim_bankshot: OK Wilco: Do a flip, it will send the elves into hitting the roof Wilco: maybe Wilco: I don't know the mechanics of space flying Igfig: there's no roof there, but you could try to fling them off Igfig: also, you can just use your standard action to attack Thorn_the_Gnoll: You'd put me and Brigs at risk though probably. Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, can I? Igfig: yeah Lucas_Strongbow: I'm not gonna do Rapid shot for that reason Igfig: Wilco Lucas_Strongbow: Clever shot on Ep3, I guess Igfig: oh, he's in ooc Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [1] = 11 Lucas_Strongbow: Pfft slim_bankshot: No hit Lucas_Strongbow: Dangit Lucas_Strongbow: Well, nothing else to do slim_bankshot: Brigsby? slim_bankshot: I can take you while ig finishes with Wilco Brigsby: Alright, if I use the turret, would that provoke OAs? Igfig: yes slim_bankshot: Turret on what? Brigsby: That's what I thought Brigsby: All three? Brigsby: I mean would all three get OAs? slim_bankshot: I thought they moved past it, but OK Brigsby: they're all in the same region as me, so they all get OAs, I think Brigsby: I'd rather not get hit three times Brigsby: so there's only one thing I can do Wilco: Also I have defender aura in that region Igfig: They get OAs, but you have superior cover from one of them and cover from two Igfig: also that Igfig: oh wait, cover from one Igfig: one is right there, and no cover Brigsby: right Wilco: is he attacking? Brigsby: another will take a penalty Wilco: Then I can use rightious radiance Brigsby: and the other will take a big penalty Igfig: one takes a -5 penalty, one takes a -2, one takes none, basically Wilco: He takes 6 damage Wilco: oh wait Wilco: never mind all that, I forgot the elves already went Brigsby: So that's really a -7, -4, and -2, because I have Nimble Reaction Igfig: Nimble Reaction? Lucas_Strongbow: And they'd be making basic attacks, so you might be okay Igfig: That the halfling thing? Brigsby: It's a Racial feature Brigsby: I get a +2 AC to OAs Igfig: Aright, neay Igfig: neat Heronius: I think you are in the clear on this one. Brigsby: So I'll focus the turret Brigsby: and shoot at the Flitter behind us Heronius: Does the elves' melee basic do that double attack with the sword? or is that special? Lucas_Strongbow: Has to be melee basic Brigsby: That's a power, I think Brigsby: yeah, OAs are melee basic Igfig: the power is "make two melee basic attacks", basically slim_bankshot: Uhh... I'm confused. Igfig: so they can't use it on an OA Heronius: Ditto Igfig: they use their basic attack on the OA Heronius: SO I can't make them use that if I hypnotise them? Brigsby: I'm loading the turret and shooting at the Flitter Igfig: that's the Short Sword attack, Slim Brigsby: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [7] = 15 slim_bankshot: Miss Brigsby: alright Brigsby: make those OAs Brigsby: let me die a glorious death Heronius: oh please. Igfig: Hypnotism will make them make a regular basic attack, not the double thing Heronius: their max damage here is 18 Heronius: and very unlikely Heronius: Damn Heronius: They all have short swords? Brigsby: JUST LET ME BE DRAMATIC Brigsby: I knew I should have pulled out my sword and attacked Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh hey what about Wilco's defender's aura? Igfig: oh yeah, that's a further -2 penalty to their attacks Brigsby: I think they get another -2 Igfig: good point Igfig: -9, -6, and -4 then Brigsby: so -9, -6, and -4 Brigsby: yes Wilco: Awww yeah slim_bankshot: OK slim_bankshot: The elves slim_bankshot: Or elf 2 anyway Brigsby: Ep1 is -6, Ep2 is -4, Ep3 is -9, just to be clear slim_bankshot: goes for an OA against Brigsby slim_bankshot: What does that mean for them, exactly? Brigsby: Instead of getting +7 to hit, he gets +3 slim_bankshot: Ah Wilco: Igfig Igfig: yes Igfig: ? slim_bankshot: 1d20+3 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d20+3: [2] = 5 Brigsby: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY ELf slim_bankshot: .. Yeha, he fails Brigsby: also miss Wilco: Does rightious radiance work on OP attacks Wilco: ? slim_bankshot: 1d20+3 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [3] = 6 slim_bankshot: Again. Brigsby: wait, again? Brigsby: He only got one on me, I though Brigsby: thought* Brigsby: still misses, but I'm just asking Igfig: OH GOD HERO MADE AN ELF INTO A BOMB Wilco: OH FUCK slim_bankshot: He used his razor flurry skill slim_bankshot: WHAT?! Igfig: No Waffle, it doesn't Igfig: Slim, they can't use Razor Flurry here slim_bankshot: oHHH slim_bankshot: OK Brigsby: No harm done Heronius: That was explained to you in detail earlier Igfig: Razor Flurry is not a basic attack, so you can't use it for an OA slim_bankshot: Fine slim_bankshot: I see slim_bankshot: Well, the other 2 can still attack slim_bankshot: Wilco! Have at ye! Brigsby: okay Brigsby: woah, they're attacking Wilco? Brigsby: What did he do to provoke OA? slim_bankshot: They each got an OA slim_bankshot: Oh slim_bankshot: They only get to attack you? Brigsby: yes Heronius: Yeah slim_bankshot: My bad slim_bankshot: 1d20+1 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [6] = 7 slim_bankshot: No Brigsby: nada Brigsby: next is -2, I think slim_bankshot: 1d20-2 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [9] = 7 Brigsby: nope slim_bankshot: Geez Wilco: I'm losing track of what is going on Thorn_the_Gnoll: That turret is nice. Brigsby: All hail the mighty cloth armor Igfig: not too surprising that they missed, really Brigsby: even without the turret, none of them would have hit me slim_bankshot: Still. Piss poor rolls even without the peneltys Brigsby: Yeah slim_bankshot: Who next?! Igfig: Wilco, did you Righteous Radiance anyone? Brigsby: I didn't do my move action Wilco: I dunno slim_bankshot: Oh Wilco: I was asking if I could on OP attacks slim_bankshot: Move then. If you want Far-Walker: Who went last? Brigs? Wilco: but you never answered Igfig: Oh, sorry Igfig: yes, you can Brigsby: I don't think I can shift out Wilco: Okay Igfig: on all of them, actually Brigsby: so I'm just going to stay here Brigsby: so carry on, I guess Igfig: I thought you asked if you could smite on a radiance, wilco Wilco: Oh Igfig: anyway Igfig: they all take that damage then Igfig: oh wait Wilco: it does 6 Igfig: no Igfig: only one takes the damage Igfig: because all these attacks are happening on the same turn Wilco: okay Heronius: My turn is over. Igfig: which one do you irradiate, wilco? Wilco: E1 Wilco: Oh god someone broke the damage Igfig: there Heronius: DOn't forget I did 11 to E1 Wilco: oaky Igfig: oh right Brigsby: F2 had 22 damage slim_bankshot: Since when can Wilco irradiate people? Igfig: not really radiate Wilco: Since I became a super mutant Igfig: it's just radiant damage Igfig: I wrote F2's damage ont he other page Igfig: maybe I'll put it back here Brigsby: he beats the fear of the gods into them Igfig: Also, E1 is bloodied Heronius: I'm going to get some food. I'll be back in 5. Igfig: k Igfig: Flitters, now Igfig: One comes around from the front, the other from behind dreyrugr: Kinky Igfig: the one that comes from the front has to sort of skim tight along the asteroids Igfig: 1d20+9 pilot Fortuna: Igfig, pilot: [14] = 23 Igfig: does just fine Igfig: they flank you Igfig: the gunner-mage and the pilot who is also a mage both shoot rays of fire at your ship dreyrugr: They're taking us from the behind slim_bankshot: DREY IS GETTING FLANKED AGAIN! Igfig: so four attacks total Igfig: 4#1d20+6 vs. the ship Fortuna: Igfig, vs. the ship: [19] = 25; vs. the ship: [6] = 12; vs. the ship: [12] = 18; vs. the ship: [2] = 8 Igfig: 's reflex slim_bankshot: OK dudes I am going for a short walk slim_bankshot: I will be back soon Igfig: k, see you in a bit Igfig: two hits! Igfig: 2#1d10+4 fire damage Fortuna: Igfig, fire damage: [7] = 11; fire damage: [6] = 10 Lucas_Strongbow: How many hit points does the ship have? Igfig: Hero, you're the one who knows this Igfig: Oh, actually Lucas_Strongbow: I'll say it in character Igfig: little mor ecomplicated than that, actually Lucas_Strongbow: "How much more of that can we take?" Igfig: you take the hit in yur shield Igfig: the ship does, in fact, have a shield dreyrugr: "We've lost both engines! We're going down!" Brigsby: good, good Igfig: which is created as a byproduct of the jammer helm Brigsby: "Shut up, Drey!" Igfig: once the shield runs out of hit points, you'll start taking hull damage Lucas_Strongbow: Ahh Heronius: okay Heronius: Want me to announce or shield HP? Igfig: when you take that hit on the shield Heronius: our* Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah Igfig: a readout in that cluster of doodads in the port aft section of the ship Lucas_Strongbow: Keep us updated Igfig: starts flashing with a bunch of red text Heronius: 24 HP left on the shield Igfig: it looks like that area over there might have something to do with the shield Lucas_Strongbow: Could we buff it somehow? Igfig: perhaps Igfig: anyway, the flitters then complete their attack run and fly past Igfig: end turn Thorn_the_Gnoll: And stabby time. Heronius: Remember, don't stand next to E1! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm thinking of using Escape Artist's trick, I would first like to move to flank elf 2. Igfig: Oh wow, you guys have been completely forgetting about the fortune cards Igfig: but okay, do that Igfig: wait, move or shift? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Shift. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Escape ARtist's trick. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fortuna hand. Igfig: Sorry, I don't have that completely memorized yet Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have no idea how to check that. Igfig: You have to private message her Igfig: "/msg fortuna hand" Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar I am failing at the internet, I'll just backstab number 2. Wilco: It didn't do anything Igfig: otherwise she'd fill up the chat logs with people checking the hand Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+15 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+15: [11] = 26 Igfig: don't type the quotes, wilco Wilco: I didn't Thorn_the_Gnoll: And... Heronius: she will PM you Wilco: oh yeah Wilco: I saw Igfig: Definitely a hit, Thorn Heronius: When Can I mulligan the hand? Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+7 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+7: [4, 4, 4, 2] = 21 Wilco: I like our current hand Wilco: Haha Igfig: On your turn, instead of playing a card, Hero Igfig: and wow Heronius: k Igfig: Number 2 is bloodied Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hooray for the proper application of stabbing. Igfig: Oh, Brigsby! I forgot! You ended your turn next to the burning elf Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then as a free action I get to shift right on out from Escape ARtist's trick. Igfig: oh wait Wilco: which elf is on fire? Brigsby: My turn is before Hero Igfig: silly me Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I hop out next to Drey. Igfig: yeah, never mind Thorn_the_Gnoll: And to safety from the burning elf. Igfig: I think E1 is on fire Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Far-Walker: My turn? Igfig: Yep! Far-Walker: Yay! Far-Walker: Flickering Arrow on E1! Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [8] = 14 Far-Walker: I'm assuming miss? Igfig: Vs. AC? Yes. Far-Walker: Inevitable Shot to curve it to E2! Igfig: Woo! Far-Walker: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+8: [20] = 28 Far-Walker: Badass. Lucas_Strongbow: BAM Brigsby: crit that mofo Far-Walker: 15 damage. Igfig: Badass! Far-Walker: Far strikes a cool pose and ends his turn. Thorn_the_Gnoll gives Far a thumbs up. Igfig: That elf never sees it coming Igfig: and by that, I mean the arrow hits him in the back of the head Igfig: he slumps down, almost knocking over Brigsby Igfig: Dreygrugrur! Igfig: Oh, also Igfig: here is what a flitter look slike Brigsby: it's a butterfly isn't it? dreyrugr: They must be too gay or too awesome Igfig joined #pwot_dnd. dreyrugr: The flitter was so gay or awesome that igfig crashed Igfig: how do I paste something n frm my computer here dreyrugr: Upload it Heronius: Upload it to the internet. Brigsby: in here, or on the map? dreyrugr: THE INTERNET Wilco: insert image Brigsby: you can post it on the map from your computer Igfig: it's big Igfig: eh, whatever Thorn_the_Gnoll: ADd a third page. Wilco: GOD DAMMIT Wilco: THEY LOOK FUCKING GAY Heronius: That is adorable. dreyrugr: Yup Igfig: super gay dreyrugr: In anycase Wilco: Also Brigsby was right, it totally is a butterfly Brigsby: awesome Igfig: all the elf ships are butterflies of various sizes dreyrugr: Ig, who was just killed Wilco: Those... bastards.... Igfig: the wings are what they use for sublight engines Heronius: I am starting to understand why everyone hates elves so much. Igfig: they're very fast maneuverable that way Lucas_Strongbow: It does make ours look like a piece of shit slim_bankshot: Sorry that took so long Wilco: Just you wait until we paint ours slim_bankshot: Was getting ready for tomorrow Igfig: No worries Igfig: Drey's turn now dreyrugr: Ig. Where would I have to be to move either e3 or e1 off with thorn strike Igfig: E2 just died Igfig: you don't have to move dreyrugr: I mean throw them off the ship Igfig: well, a maneuver maybe Igfig: or do you mean, off the ship entirely? Igfig: oh Igfig: you would have to be off the ship yourself dreyrugr: Damn Brigsby: he wants to throw them into the void of space Wilco: I can probably throw him off Igfig: you could also just try a bull rush Wilco: or push Brigsby: Wilco! Your boon! Wilco: Exactly! dreyrugr: What penalties would I take? Igfig: It's a Strength vs. Fort attack to bull rush someone Igfig: non-weapon dreyrugr: Oh dreyrugr: That should be easy Brigsby: let Wilco do it, he gets a +5 dreyrugr: So do I Wilco: No let him try Igfig: or you could both do it dreyrugr: Yeah, I'll do both Wilco: WAIT dreyrugr: Bull rush E3 Wilco: DON'T DO IT Brigsby: yeah, there are two, never mind Wilco: HE HAS A JETPACK dreyrugr: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+5: [16] = 21 Wilco: He'll just fly right back in Wilco: GOD DAMMIT dreyrugr: WOAH Igfig: Oh yeah, that's quite successful dreyrugr: Hell yeah Igfig: You shove E3 off the back Igfig: oh, wait Igfig: 1d20 save vs. falling Fortuna: Igfig, save vs. falling: [16] = 16 Igfig: oh actually dreyrugr: GODDAMN IT Heronius: Stop saying oh. Igfig: he's hanging onto the edge Igfig: I like saying oh Wilco: use a minor Wilco: to step on his toes Wilco: fingers* Heronius: str check dreyrugr: Alright, what moves do I have left? Igfig: just a minor dreyrugr: And a free Heronius: Stomp him off dreyrugr: mark all enemies ajacent to me Heronius: You have infinite free actions. dreyrugr: And am I able to stomp on his hands? Igfig: Str vs. Fort again for the stomp dreyrugr: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+5: [4] = 9 Wilco: nice one dreyrugr: I fail Igfig: nope, sorry dreyrugr: And stomp on my foot Wilco: 1d1 damage Fortuna: Wilco, damage: [1] = 1 Wilco: oops dreyrugr: "I don't have good depth perception" dreyrugr: End turn Heronius: Or he has really tough fingers. dreyrugr: They're marked Igfig: All right Igfig: Elves! slim_bankshot: Right slim_bankshot: Elf 1 slim_bankshot: Attacks slim_bankshot: Dreyger slim_bankshot: No handicaps this time? Brigsby: nope dreyrugr: "Come at me bro!" Wilco: be right back real quick slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d20+7: [7] = 14 slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 VS. brigsby AC Fortuna: slim_bankshot, VS. brigsby AC: [1] = 8 dreyrugr: Doo Dee Doo slim_bankshot: Oops dreyrugr: Hahaha Wilco: back slim_bankshot: Stupid copy paste Brigsby: uh slim_bankshot: That was meant for drey Brigsby: 14 vs Drey AC dreyrugr: Complete fail slim_bankshot: Fine Brigsby: if that was that double attack, 8 misses too slim_bankshot: It was only aimed at drey slim_bankshot: Not you Brigsby: I know Brigsby: but you rolled twice slim_bankshot: Right slim_bankshot: OK then Brigsby: so I figured both would be at him if the elf was doing the double attack Igfig: they were Brigsby: okay Wilco: back again slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d20+7: [13] = 20 slim_bankshot: Hit, Drey? dreyrugr: Hit dreyrugr: Wait dreyrugr: Who's attacking me this time Igfig: That was an Elven Accuracy reroll, I think? Wilco: everyone dreyrugr: Oh Wilco: we decided we don't need you dreyrugr: Alright slim_bankshot: It was dreyrugr: alright dreyrugr: roll damage then slim_bankshot: 1d6+3 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d6+3: [3] = 6 dreyrugr: I got a paper cut slim_bankshot: OK then slim_bankshot: That elf that was hanging on slim_bankshot: How does it climb back up? Wilco: Str check? Lucas_Strongbow: Athletics? Lucas_Strongbow: Uses its jetpack? Igfig: He's got a jetpack and all, he can probably do it automatically Wilco: what woiuld happen if you lit the jetpack's fuel tank on fire? Wilco: Big explosion? Igfig: Move to stand up, and then he has to get from there back onto the porch Igfig: you don't know slim_bankshot: OK, slim_bankshot: He moves to stand up, then? slim_bankshot: I can never get the hang of movement... dreyrugr: Can he do that with me standing right here? Brigsby: I think getting up is a standard Igfig: It's a move action to stand up, yes Brigsby: or a move Lucas_Strongbow: Keep in mind, our character have no idea what's going on Brigsby: don't mind me Lucas_Strongbow: We don't know what jetpacks are Igfig: you pushed him right into the next region, drey dreyrugr: Ah dreyrugr: Wait, how was I able to stand up on his toes then? Igfig: ...uh dreyrugr: I mean fingers Igfig: let's say the approach maneuver, or something Igfig: Don't think about it too hard dreyrugr: Okay slim_bankshot: I am confused now Igfig: The elf still has a standard action left Thorn_the_Gnoll: Try and stab someone, that clears all confusion. slim_bankshot: Well then. He does that slim_bankshot: He is hanging, slim_bankshot: So he tries to lynch Dreygers ankle slim_bankshot: Or whoever was standing on his fingers dreyrugr: Me slim_bankshot: You it is, then slim_bankshot: 1d20+7 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d20+7: [3] = 10 dreyrugr: Ha dreyrugr: hahahaha dreyrugr: I laugh at him Wilco: is there no penalty for hanging like that? Igfig: -2 penalty to attack whn prone, yeah Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not that it mattered at the moment. Wilco: also Wilco: my defender aura Wilco: so he only got a 6 Wilco: haha dreyrugr: I laugh at him some more Igfig: brb, laundry slim_bankshot: 1d20+5 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d20+5: [16] = 21 dreyrugr: Hit slim_bankshot: LAUGH AT THAT! Thorn_the_Gnoll: What is that one for? dreyrugr: I WILL dreyrugr: HA dreyrugr: AHAHAHA dreyrugr: HAHA dreyrugr: HAHAHAHAHA dreyrugr: There Wilco: HAHAH-- OH GOD THE PAIN slim_bankshot: 1d6+3 Fortuna: slim_bankshot, 1d6+3: [1] = 4 slim_bankshot: SUCH PAIN! dreyrugr: MAN Heronius: I love how pathetic their damage is. dreyrugr: SO MANY GODDAMN PAPERCUTS dreyrugr: "Hey. Can you pussies hit harder?' Brigsby: Don't antagonize them while I'm still in here dreyrugr: They're still marked slim_bankshot: Wilco is next, I guess Wilco: If I move will elf 1 get an OP? dreyrugr: He's facing me Brigsby: If you move, yes. If you shift, no Wilco: eh, I'll just shift over to elf 3 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hey Wilco can I ask you to do something since it is your turn. Wilco: Sure, what is it? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Discard the PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD (C) card. Fortuna: Say please. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Seems kinda useless. Wilco: how? Heronius: yeah Heronius: please discard PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD (C) Thorn_the_Gnoll: Discard PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD (C) please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll discarded PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew TRAINED ADVANCE (C) Fortuna: Play when an ally within 5 squares of you takes a move action to shift. You shift 1 square as a free action. Wilco: please discard PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD (C) Wilco: dangit Heronius: good enough Wilco: oh boy is that every useful Wilco: anyways Heronius: pretend you did it. dreyrugr: draw new hand please Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details. Igfig: back Wilco: I'll attack Elf 3's fingers to chop them off, so he drifts out to space dreyrugr: Fortuna has become sentienct dreyrugr: mulligan please Fortuna: dreyrugr drew a new hand. Fortuna: dreyrugr drew UNFAIR ADVANTAGE (R) Fortuna: Play when you or an ally knocks an enemy prone. One ally makes a basic attack against the prone enemy as a free action. Fortuna: dreyrugr drew CAUTIOUS MANEUVER (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the end of your turn you take half damage from Opportunity attacks against you. Fortuna: dreyrugr drew EXPOSED TARGET (U) Fortuna: Play when you make a ranged attack. You gain a +2 bonus to the attack roll against any target that does not have cover. Wilco: And I'll use valiant strike for the extra boost Heronius: Drey. It isn't your turn Wilco: 1d20+9 vs AC Fortuna: Wilco, vs AC: [20] = 29 Wilco: YESAH Wilco: CRIT dreyrugr: Yeah, I was just getting new cards Wilco: he takes 11 damage, and I totally just cut off his fingers Heronius: Those are everyone's cards Heronius: we share them. dreyrugr: What? Igfig: everybody shares those cards Heronius: Do you read the thread? Heronius: Do you read anything? Wilco: of course he doesn't Wilco: he can't read dreyrugr: I read it. I didn't know we shared the deck though dreyrugr: Shit Igfig: Also, the thing about the elves' damage is that if they hit you twice, they deal ongoing 5 damage Igfig: they benefit a lot from flanking and stuff Wilco: Anyways, igfig I did max damage against elf 3 in my attempts to cut off his fingers Igfig: cool Lucas_Strongbow: Those cars are actually ok though Wilco: I got a crit Wilco: Does he lose his fingers? Igfig: no, he's not even bloodied Wilco: But I was rolling to cut off his fingers Igfig: he snatches his hand away Igfig: you attacked his hand Wilco: He was hanging onto the dge Wilco: edge* Wilco: He would fall off then Igfig: with both hands Wilco: Oh Wilco: oh well, 11 damage will do Wilco: can I use a minor to stomp on his fingers then? Wilco: 1d20+3 str check Fortuna: Wilco, str check: [19] = 22 Lucas_Strongbow: He has a jetpack, there's no point Wilco: I just want to hurt his fingers Igfig: now, /that/ knocks him off dreyrugr: Haha Igfig: he snatches one hand away when you slash at it, so you stomp on his other hand Heronius: Yo ig, can you answer my question in OOC? slim_bankshot: Guys... dreyrugr: Waffle. You forgot yo ur pun Wilco: Oh right slim_bankshot: I have to leave by 11:30 or so Wilco: "Don't mind me, just making some extra SPACE in here" Wilco: *tee hee* dreyrugr: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" slim_bankshot: So only 1 elf left and he is blodied? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Si. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sorta. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not really. Brigsby: The joke was fine on its' own, Drey Heronius: Actually. Thorn_the_Gnoll: The guy has a jetpack, he'll probably be fine. slim_bankshot: Sorta? Heronius: I am going to move the ship before his turn. slim_bankshot: Ah Heronius: He is shit out of luck. Wilco: end turn by the way Lucas_Strongbow: My go? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Go go go. Lucas_Strongbow: Minor to do Aspect of the dancing serpent Lucas_Strongbow: Clever shot on Ep1 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [14] = 25 slim_bankshot: Shit slim_bankshot: Hit Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+8 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [3] = 11 Lucas_Strongbow: Meh Lucas_Strongbow: I knock him prone Lucas_Strongbow: And then use the UNFAIR ADVANTAGE card Igfig: use unfair advantage please Igfig: er Igfig: play unfair advantage please Fortuna: Igfig played UNFAIR ADVANTAGE (R) Fortuna: Play when you or an ally knocks an enemy prone. One ally makes a basic attack against the prone enemy as a free action. Fortuna: Igfig drew CAREFUL AIM (C) Fortuna: Play when you use a Close or Area Attack Power. Omit one creature from the power's area of effect Igfig: oh, clever Lucas_Strongbow: Whoever's in that area that hits hardest, do it Heronius: I can hit for 8 Heronius: unmitigated Lucas_Strongbow: Has to be in the region Igfig: nope Heronius: nope Igfig: doesn't say that anywhere Heronius: Doesn't say anythin- yeah Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, really Lucas_Strongbow: Is magic missile a basic? Heronius: yup Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Lucas_Strongbow: Do it Heronius: counts as one Heronius: okay Heronius: Heronius Napalm's Magic Missile. Heronius: 8 Damage Igfig: Bam! Igfig: Dead! Lucas_Strongbow: So he takes 19 total, and is prone Wilco: I'll do it Lucas_Strongbow: I high five Hero Igfig: And then dies Wilco: err... never mind Igfig: Brigsby, then Heronius: Brigsby, you're up Brigsby: okay Brigsby: well since the area is free now Brigsby: I'll focus the turret Brigsby: and shoot at the flitter that I assume is still behind us Heronius: it is dreyrugr: I'll move in dreyrugr: side dreyrugr: Oh wait, we're still doing init Brigsby: yes Brigsby: I'll shoot at the flitter Heronius: Roll it Brigsby: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [10] = 18 Igfig: it's a different flitter there, but yes you hit Heronius: (4d6) Brigsby: 4d6+4 Fortuna: Brigsby, 4d6+4: [5, 2, 3, 4] = 18 Heronius: bang Igfig: Indeed Brigsby: awesome Igfig: Right smashing, that Brigsby: alright, you still need me to come up front and help charge the shields? Heronius: Your arcana is +0 isnt it? Brigsby: +7 slim_bankshot: Oh shit. Brigsby: er, 6 slim_bankshot: I dozed off. slim_bankshot: Sorry. Heronius: Good enough then. Igfig: You want to go to bed, then? Igfig: I can wrap this up here Brigsby: Okay, I'll move up to the front of the ship. I can't do anything else this turn, but Thorn can use the turret. He's got ranged weapon attacks, I think Thorn_the_Gnoll: Si. Igfig: yeah Igfig: plus, sneak attack Igfig: if you can figure out a way to get combat advantage Brigsby: Okay. I'll move up to the front to help with that slim_bankshot: Sure Ig. Thanks Igfig: aright, see you Slim slim_bankshot: Enjoy everyone. Igfig: and okay Brigsby Heronius: Night Slim Far-Walker: Byyyyye! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah I haven't a clue how I'd get combat advantage with a turret. slim_bankshot: Sorry I wasn't much help. Space battle is not my forte Wilco: bend the laser Wilco: it was a secret power hidden inside your brain all these years Igfig: That'd probably be something for the people flyibg the ship to o Brigsby: You still have a higher Dex, and ranged weapon attacks Brigsby: I don't have those Thorn_the_Gnoll: Indeed. Igfig: stealth maybe, or a well-described stunt Far-Walker: DO A BARREL ROLL Heronius: A stealth turret? Wilco: DO IT Brigsby: Hero's turn Igfig: stealth in the asteroid field Wilco: it has a silencer on it Lucas_Strongbow: We are in space, barrel rolls don't do anything Thorn_the_Gnoll: Starfox disagrees. Wilco: It can deflect any laser Heronius: First ima move the ship Wilco: as long as they aren't the red circly ones Heronius: I get right up on that flitter. Heronius: Burning Hands his face Lucas_Strongbow: We need some broadsides Heronius: With wand of accuracy Heronius: Yeah, on the pass by Igfig: Burning Hands is like a blast 3, no? Igfig: That's 15 feet Heronius: blast 5 Igfig: 25 feet Heronius: 25 feet Heronius: yeah Heronius: so no? Igfig: you'd have to basically ram them to get that close Brigsby: better cut it close Heronius: ahh Heronius: would lucas have to roll for that? Lucas_Strongbow: We could fly over the top of them, upside down Lucas_Strongbow: You'd be like, 10 feet away Thorn_the_Gnoll: I like that plan. Igfig: if you're in the same region, you can hit the ship with an attack with range 20 or greater Heronius: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: I like the upside down plan better. Igfig: you could also try to get up close to them, with a maneuver Igfig: like that Igfig: and then people could shoot from closer Heronius: Lucas, you are the stunt part of the piloting Heronius: so roll it. Igfig: 25 feet... that's pretty close Heronius: We are reckless as shit. Lucas_Strongbow: Oh shit, ok Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+12 OHPLEASEGOD Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, OHPLEASEGOD: [20] = 32 Lucas_Strongbow: HHAHAHAHAHAHA Igfig: ! Heronius: Fuck yes. Lucas_Strongbow: I AM THE BEST PILOT IN THE GALAXY Heronius: Damn rights. Lucas_Strongbow: I DID THE KESSAL RUN IN LIKE, 1 parsec Heronius: Burning hands Heronius: first though Igfig: You zoom past so close Drey could probably hit the ship with his Thorn Whip Heronius: discard CAUTIOUS MANEUVER please Fortuna: Heronius discarded CAUTIOUS MANEUVER Fortuna: Heronius drew STAVE OFF DEATH (U) Fortuna: Play when you are dropped to 0 hit points or fewer. You lose one healing surge. You are instead reduced to 1 hit point. Igfig: unfortunately init is such that the flitters go right after you, hero Heronius: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+7: [15] = 22 Heronius: I know Heronius: does that hit? Igfig: it does Heronius: yay Igfig: you might want to delay a bit next time, go just after them Heronius: 2d6+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 2d6+6: [4, 5] = 15 Heronius: Yeah Heronius: I'll delay my next turn. Igfig: also, good hit there Thorn_the_Gnoll: So that'd hit them and their ship then? Heronius: That's my turn Igfig: oh yeah, guess that does Igfig: Oh man Igfig: their ship is Damaged Igfig: which is like Bloodied, but for ships Heronius: hah Igfig: specifically, they have caught on fire Heronius: I like fire. Igfig: which is super dangerous in space Wilco: how/> Wilco: There is no air for the fire to feed on Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also would that maneuver give me combat advantage for when my turn comes around? Heronius: Except the air they are breathing. Wilco: so space has air here Wilco: cool Igfig: no, your ship has air Thorn_the_Gnoll: Just around the ships. Wilco: oh okay Heronius: Basically they will smother. Heronius: brb Igfig: that maneuver would give you combat advantage, thorn, but unfortunately the laser cannon points backwards only Igfig: hmm Igfig: actully Igfig: screw it, that was a natural 20 Lucas_Strongbow: Damn skippy Igfig: yes, you can hit the ship, with combat advantage Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. Igfig: being on fire has something to do with that too Heronius: They can't move much? Igfig: hmm Igfig: they keep moving Igfig: but I figure you, like, went over them, then did a backflip brake so you could shoot them again as they passed forward Lucas_Strongbow: One handed as well Heronius: Good plan. Lucas_Strongbow: My other one was on the armrest Igfig: The gunner tries to put out the fire Igfig: 1d20 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [17] = 17 dreyrugr: Wizard Igfig: and gets a good chunk of it fixed Heronius: I have more fires where that came from. Igfig: the pilot fires at you, however, and keeps going with its attack run Igfig: 1d20+6 vs. ship reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs. ship reflex: [4] = 10 dreyrugr: Ig. I have a question, if I readied thorn strike, would I be able to pull myself or one the crew members when the ship flys over next? Igfig: amd misses Heronius: miss Igfig: only if Lucas got another ridiculously good pilot check dreyrugr: Lucas. You wanna try it? Lucas_Strongbow: I wouldn't rely on it Igfig: your thorn doesn't have that much range Lucas_Strongbow: Could do dreyrugr: Damn it Igfig: do you have any ranged attacks? dreyrugr: I have ranged basic Igfig: In any case, the other flitter makes a u-turn and comes at you Igfig: 1d20+9 pilot Fortuna: Igfig, pilot: [13] = 22 Igfig: 2#1d20+6 vs ship reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs ship reflex: [8] = 14; vs ship reflex: [10] = 16 Heronius: 2 hits Lucas_Strongbow: For 30 Igfig: How far did you move last turn, Hero? Heronius: 2 hexes Igfig: Take a look at the Evasive Maneuvers trait Heronius: lovely Heronius: one hit then Igfig: indeed Igfig: the bus gets a bonus to defenses when it moves fast Igfig: 1d10+4 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [7] = 11 Igfig: and then it shifts 4 squares Heronius: 13 shield remaining Lucas_Strongbow: She can take it Thorn_the_Gnoll: So my turn then? Igfig: Yep Igfig: Go for it dude Thorn_the_Gnoll: play EXPOSED TARGET (U) please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll played EXPOSED TARGET (U) Fortuna: Play when you make a ranged attack. You gain a +2 bonus to the attack roll against any target that does not have cover. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew LIVE AND LET LIVE (C) Fortuna: Play at the end of your turn if you did not make an attack on that turn. You gain a +4 to all defenses until the start of your next turn. Igfig: Oh cool Heronius: woo for cards Thorn_the_Gnoll: Gonna play that cause it'd really suck if I missed this after what Lucas did. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+14 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+14: [19] = 33 Thorn_the_Gnoll: 6d6+5 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 6d6+5: [4, 1, 3, 4, 2, 2] = 21 Igfig: heheheh Igfig: damn Lucas_Strongbow: That is tasty Heronius: pew pew dreyrugr: !!!!!!! Igfig: Oh man, it is so close to dead Thorn_the_Gnoll: Damn. Igfig: You blow off a big section of its tail Brigsby: How is it 6d6? Oh, Sneak attack? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: yeah Brigsby: cool Thorn_the_Gnoll: Actually. Heronius: Anyone that has something with range, take a shot. Heronius: 20+ I think Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hold on, I could use an action point for another shot. dreyrugr: Including me? Brigsby: All my attacks are range 10 Heronius: If you have the point. Thorn_the_Gnoll: No sneak attack again but still. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm pretty sure I do. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Haven't used one since... Igfig: They're 60 squares away Heronius: damn. Igfig: 50 squares, rather Brigsby: Yeah Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll fire again with the turret then using an action point. Heronius: I'll need to manuever then. Heronius: Minor first to reload Brigsby: 25 squares a region? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, minor first to reload. Heronius: Brigs loaded it before he got out. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also do I still get the additional +2 from combat advantage or is that gone? And do I get the +2 from that card still? Heronius: card is gone. Igfig: you still hav ecombat advantage Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright then. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+12 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+12: [12] = 24 Igfig: and I may be confusing myself with ranges and scales Wilco: aww yeah Igfig: yep Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+5 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+5: [6, 5, 1, 6] = 23 Heronius: boom. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow, got more damage that time. Igfig: Kaboom! Thorn_the_Gnoll fist pumps. Igfig: Each square on starship scale is 20 squares on character scale Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I got one!" Heronius: Don't get cocky kid! Igfig: so each region is 50 squares, actually Wilco: FINALLY Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, that was my line Heronius: Too bad. Wilco: yes, it was Igfig: and the flitter is 2 regions away... 100 squares, actually Lucas_Strongbow: "Great kid, don't get cocky!" Lucas_Strongbow: The actual quote Lucas_Strongbow: I win Heronius: You win nothing with that. Heronius: You lose several things really. Thorn_the_Gnoll: And I'd complain about the kid part, but Thorn is 11 years old, so yeah. dreyrugr: He wins the nerd award Lucas_Strongbow: We're playing D&D Lucas_Strongbow: we all win the nerd award Heronius: I'm 47. Wilco: IN SPAACCEE Far-Walker: Yay! dreyrugr: I'm 15 Wilco: I'm 100000 Wilco: well, cynthia is Wilco: Not Wilco Wilco: I forget his age Igfig: I'm a goat Wilco: 30 dreyrugr: let's milk ig Heronius: Abnyway Igfig: All right, it's Far-Walker's turn Far-Walker: Yay! How close is the nearest thing to shoot? Like fifty squares? Thorn_the_Gnoll yells, "Someone better cook that damn elf for me after that!" Igfig: 100 squares Heronius: I suggest you all delay Far-Walker: Pretty sure that's outside range. Far-Walker: So yeah, delay. Heronius: Till after the flitters go Heronius: And after I move the ship. Igfig: I think you mean just before the flitters go Heronius: Unless you want to take a second wind Heronius: Why? Heronius: I need to move the ship in range Heronius: and the flitters go after me Igfig: and they move away Heronius: so I need to delay my turn until after theirs Heronius: Then move the ship Heronius: then have everyone perform a broadside. Igfig: oh, I thought you were telling everybody else to delay Heronius: no Heronius: I am too. Far-Walker: Drey's turn! dreyrugr: Alright Igfig: if everybody else delays to go just after you, then you are going just after the flitter Heronius: Yse dreyrugr: I'm going to fuck it all Igfig: okay dreyrugr: And ready thorn strike for when the ship flys by Heronius: So flitter, me, everyone else dreyrugr: Actually dreyrugr: Ig, is there a better place I can move for a better chance to latch onto the ship with thorn strike? Wilco: Can't we just move closer and board them? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also should we mulligan the hand? I don't see the ones we having being particularly useful for htis coming barrage. Igfig: You could try that too Igfig: Okay, so who is the next person who's doing something that isn't delaying? dreyrugr: Ig Heronius: Look at the picture of the flitter. Heronius: What would we stand on. dreyrugr: Is there a better place I can move for a better chance to latch onto the flitter? Igfig: you'd climb all over it, I imagine Lucas_Strongbow: Is there anything I can do on my turn to particularly help? Igfig: And yes, Drey. The roof. Heronius: Not yet lucas dreyrugr: Do I need to do any skill checks for that being space an all? Igfig: athletics to climb up Heronius: If you fall into space, I don't know if we can save you. dreyrugr: 1d20+3 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+3: [10] = 13 dreyrugr: :( Igfig: you are unable to climb the moderately slippery wall dreyrugr: Alright. I'll just ready thorn strike where I'm at Igfig: okay Igfig: anybody else? dreyrugr: Lucas, pray to the dice gods that you can make the roll when it's tiome dreyrugr: time* Wilco: UMM Wilco: Can I try and climb the wall? Brigsby: I want to do something on my turn Wilco: 1d20+7 athletics Fortuna: Wilco, athletics: [9] = 16 Brigsby: why Lucas_Strongbow: I wished pretty hard for the last roll Igfig: Why, Wilco? And yes Brigsby Igfig: you get up, wilco Wilco: To board the ship Wilco: cool Wilco: Can I attack the pilot? Igfig: that won't make a difference Igfig: not with a melee attack Heronius: what ship? Wilco: Eldritch bolt? Igfig: if you get closer Brigsby: they're 100 squares away Wilco: Oh Wilco: I thought we were trying to board them Wilco: uhh Igfig: you could do that from the deck, too Wilco: okay GET ME CLOSER Heronius: shut your face. Igfig: okay, Hero. Your turn. Heronius: Delay Heronius: flitter turn? Brigsby: wait Brigsby: my turn Heronius: right Igfig: I still don't understand why you're delaying right now, Heronius Heronius: I don't understand anything Heronius: I want to go after the flitter goes Thorn_the_Gnoll: OH WAIT I understand everything now. Heronius: so that I can move up on them Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hero, if you don't delay, but everyone delays after you. Igfig: Why not just move up on them now Heronius: and then everyone has their turns to commit murder Thorn_the_Gnoll: Then everyone goes before the flitter. Igfig: then everybody goes after you Igfig: yes Brigsby: What if it moves out of your range? Heronius: okay Heronius: good enough then Igfig: what thorn said Brigsby: I want to do my turn though Heronius: birgs first Igfig: okay Brigsby: I want to try and recharge the shields Wilco: Okay I'm going to go to bed Wilco: Could someone try and save me some potions? Igfig: okay, night wilco Wilco: night Igfig: You mamage the shields from the aft port region, Brigsby Igfig: you're pretty sure Brigsby: The little nook on the left? Igfig: yeah Brigsby: okay, I go there Igfig: also the engines, if they get messed up Brigsby: Now, how do I fix this? Igfig: Arcana or thievery check as a standard action, first of all, to diagnose and find the problem area Brigsby: Thievery check Brigsby: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+7: [5] = 12 Igfig: You aren't sure yet. This stuff is really complicated. Lucas_Strongbow: How much shield do we have left again? Brigsby: I think he said 11 Brigsby: or 14 Brigsby: something like that Lucas_Strongbow: We can take it Brigsby: Okay Heronius: 13 Igfig: you have a minor left, brigsby Brigsby: Is there any way I can use it to figure something out about these shields?