Thorn_the_Gnoll: Moving into the eye of the storm, time for the sneak roll.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [16] = 26
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm guessing I'm silent as a gnollish ninja with a grapple hook in the midst of a storm squall in darkness.
Igfig: quite successful
Igfig: yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: The guy has concealment though so while I have combat advantage, no bonus to hitting him.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+4: [1] = 5
Lucas_Strongbow: Come on now
Lucas_Strongbow: This is silly
Far-Walker: d20?
Igfig: paaaaaaaaah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: On the bright side he doesn't know I'm here.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe.
Igfig: Fortuna, this is not cool
Igfig: Yes, let's say he doesn't know
Igfig: because yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Seriously.
Igfig: Okay.  Lucas
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmm....
Igfig: or is thirn still going
Lucas_Strongbow: What cards do we have again?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I still have my minor, I'm wondering if I can set something crazy up.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have two grapple hooks after all.
Igfig: dunno
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm thinking attaching the second grapple hook to the other end of the rope, and pull something similar to that spiked chain weapon, but I don't know if that'd actually do anything for me.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or dual wielding a pair of grappling hook ropes, I have the rope for that.
Igfig: That would be a pair of cahulaks, specifically
Igfig: You should totally go for the Cahulaks Training feat sometime
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll have to look that up.
Igfig: but right now, that would be pretty difficult to use
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm guessing that it isn't a weapon my class would give me proficiency in.
Vess: I could use it if you gave it to me.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: You're unconscious.
Vess: no im not
Vess: I was making that up
Brigsby: oh
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That gives me an idea.
Igfig: you'd need a feat for it
Vess: I'm an arena fighter, I can use anything. though it would be considered improvised
Igfig: that's true
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmmm...
Lucas_Strongbow: do new cards
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can I throw the grapple hook end of my rope to Vess as a minor action?  Holding on to this end, I have 50-100 feet of rope.
Igfig: sure
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I toss Vess the grapple hook end of my rope so that on her turn she can stab it into the guy for me, or at least try.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Holding on to my end of the rope.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also:
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Mulligan hand please.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew CRAFTY STRIKE (U)
Fortuna: Play when your at-will or encounter attack power hits an enemy granting you combat advantage. You gain a +4 bonus to the power's damage roll against the enemy.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew STRONGER TOGETHER (R)
Fortuna:  Play when you make an attack on your turn. You gain a bonus to the attack roll of that attack equal to the number of allies adjacent to you.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew RISKY MOVE (U)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Once as a Move action during this turn, you can shift up to your speed. At the end of this shift, roll d20. On a result of 9 or lower, you fall prone
Igfig: That it then?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, me hiding, Vess holding my grapple hook for the moment, and a new hand.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Me still holding on to the rope additionaly.
Igfig: ok
Igfig: Lucacs!
Lucas_Strongbow: play Risky Move please
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow played RISKY MOVE (U)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Once as a Move action during this turn, you can shift up to your speed. At the end of this shift, roll d20. On a result of 9 or lower, you fall prone
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow drew WEAR THEM DOWN (R)
Fortuna: Play when an ally misses an target with an at-will attack power. That target takes damage equal to 2+one-half your level.
Lucas_Strongbow: I will shift to somewhere where I have line of sight on cursething
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20: [3] = 3
Lucas_Strongbow: and fall down
Far-Walker: ha
Igfig: wait, why did you do that?
Lucas_Strongbow: what's the ranged penalty when prone, =2?
Igfig: yes
Lucas_Strongbow: There's monster next to me
Far-Walker: But you look more badass, I guess
Igfig: the beast just slows you
Igfig: it doesn't make OAs
Lucas_Strongbow: ...
Igfig: oh, wait
Igfig: heh
Lucas_Strongbow: That would have been handy to know
Igfig: I guess you wouldn't be able to go that far without the card anyway though, being slowed and all
Lucas_Strongbow: anyway, Aimed Shot on Hex!
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+8: [6] = 14
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm not gonna lie, this has not been a good turn
Igfig: this is stupid
Igfig: these rolls
Igfig: Fortuna, you are being a bad person.
Lucas_Strongbow: looking back at the last few rolls, we've had 6, 3, 1, 16, 8, 10, 7, 3, and 1
Igfig: hmm
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [14] = 14
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [1] = 1
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [8] = 8
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [7] = 7
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [10] = 10
Igfig:  5#1d20
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [7] = 7; 1d20: [3] = 3; 1d20: [1] = 1; 1d20: [11] = 11; 1d20: [17] = 17
Far-Walker: Jesus
Lucas_Strongbow: the 1s...
Vess: thats 3 out of 10
Vess: over 10
Igfig:  5#1d20
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [9] = 9; 1d20: [11] = 11; 1d20: [12] = 12; 1d20: [10] = 10; 1d20: [3] = 3
Igfig:  5#1d20
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [14] = 14; 1d20: [2] = 2; 1d20: [18] = 18; 1d20: [19] = 19; 1d20: [20] = 20
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume this is Waffle's fault somehow, like when he rolled those dice which cannot be rolled.
Igfig: that'
Igfig: s more reasonable
Igfig: so I think it's Brigsby's turn, yeah?
Lucas_Strongbow: eiter way, I end my turn flat on my face, having missed
Brigsby: yes
Brigsby: I'll move the storm into the hexer's zone
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Eye of the storm on Vess.
Brigsby: Vess at the eye, yes
Brigsby: Sustain minor
Brigsby: play stronger together please
Fortuna: Brigsby played STRONGER TOGETHER (R)
Fortuna:  Play when you make an attack on your turn. You gain a bonus to the attack roll of that attack equal to the number of allies adjacent to you.
Fortuna: Brigsby drew GAMBLERS DODGE (C)
Fortuna: Play when you take damage. Roll a d20. On a roll of 10 or higher, you take half the normal damage. On a 9 or lower you take extra damage equal to your level.
Brigsby: Thunder Slam against the shadow beasty thing
Vess: (you don't need to hit that)
Brigsby: er, I don't?
Far-Walker: Far-Walker high-fives Brigs for the Stronger Together card
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He'll just resummon it if it dies again.
Igfig: yeah, he'll just re-evoke it next turn
Brigsby: okay, I won't use my encounter then
Brigsby: Storm Walk
Brigsby: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [6] = 14
Brigsby: vs fort
Brigsby: and I'll shift
Igfig: miss
Brigsby: okay
Far-Walker: play wear them down please
Fortuna: Far-Walker played WEAR THEM DOWN (R)
Fortuna: Play when an ally misses an target with an at-will attack power. That target takes damage equal to 2+one-half your level.
Fortuna: Far-Walker drew STAND BY ME (U)
Fortuna: Play during your turn. Until the start of your next turn, you gain a bonus to AC equal to the number of allies adjecent to you.
Igfig: hmm
Brigsby: he takes three damage
Far-Walker: Yep
Igfig:  14 total
Igfig: ...
Igfig: I think he's just going to go wander off now
Vess: Can I just get a hit on him?
Vess: just.. 
Vess: a second hit for the night
Igfig: oh, right...
Vess: I mean christ
Brigsby: oh, shadowhexer takes 4 damage
Igfig: before he wanders off
Lucas_Strongbow: No, we can kill him!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'd rather we keep wailing on him then just have him go off.
Vess: we can't kill him
Vess: shut up
Igfig: he hits you with his staff
Vess: we will all die
Vess: dammit
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [18] = 27
Vess: I died
Far-Walker: HAHAHAHAHA
Thorn_the_Gnoll: This is Castle Cocklove, side thing.
Igfig:  1d8+7 and you are slid 1 square
Fortuna: Igfig, and you are slid 1 square: [3] = 10
Vess: I died
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Though I'm keeping the hobgoblin spine, but still.
Lucas_Strongbow: So that's what an 18 looks like
Vess: no that was a one and an 8
Igfig: you're unconscious, not dead
Igfig: also
Vess: you know there are no numbers above 10
Igfig: the thing is
Igfig: this isn't a matter of "me having him wander off because I'm bored"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh no I didn't think it was cause you were bored.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I figured it was more of a mercy thing.
Far-Walker: We thought it was because Fortuna is a bitch
Fortuna: I beg your pardon?
Igfig: it's "he's leaving because he got what he came here for and you guys aren't doing much to stop him."
Lucas_Strongbow: I thought it was because you pitied us
Far-Walker: YOU HEARD ME
Far-Walker: But anyway.
Igfig: you might have noticed that you killed all his minions
Vess: It took me three tries to break a piece of wood.
Lucas_Strongbow: you are a halfling
Thorn_the_Gnoll: How fast can he leave?  Cause I would like to give the grapple hook a fourth try.
Igfig: he doesn't need to kill you guys, so he won't
Vess: I am a halfling that can swing a greataxe.
Igfig: he has a speed of 6
Far-Walker: Jesus
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have a speed of 7.
Lucas_Strongbow: I can have a speed of 8
Far-Walker: Far could keep up
Far-Walker: And like puncture him
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Just one last grapple hook try.
Vess: I can have a speed of slowly rotting
Brigsby: does that provoke an OA?
Lucas_Strongbow: We are so utterly determined to kill this guy
Far-Walker: I bet he can disaparate
Vess: from my unconscious body?
Igfig: I'm afraid he slipped away before you could grapple him
Brigsby: we chased this guy all across this damned castle, I'm not giving up just because he ran away
Igfig: you can chase him down the stairs, if oyu like
Igfig: but he's not in range right now
Far-Walker: Warning you about those stairs right now, bros.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm gonna give it one last go, just one.
Lucas_Strongbow: I have 19 hp, I think we can do it
Igfig: I think he has more hp left than all of you put together
Vess: easily
Igfig: anyway
Vess: also he hits harder
Thorn_the_Gnoll: If I miss, I'll stop, he can run off, we'll probably end up encountering him again later.
Igfig: it's far's turn
Vess: also he does aoe
Igfig: he hits comparably
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, not my turn yet, yar.
Igfig: although he hits twice as much, being an elite
Far-Walker: Far goes over to Count Cocklove and looks at him.
Far-Walker: Because fuck the hex guy
Igfig: The Count is alive, but he looks extremely haggard.
Vess requires medical attention.
Far-Walker: Oh yeah, crap
Far-Walker: Heal check on Vess
Brigsby: well, if the encounter is over, I'll use some surges to get my health up
Far-Walker: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+4: [10] = 14
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's not quite over yet, I'm going for one last attempt.
Igfig: DC 15 to stabilize, Far
Igfig: so npe
Vess: fuck
Far-Walker: noooo
Igfig: and thorn, go
Far-Walker: Far's only watched episodes of House, sorry
Vess: 1d20
Fortuna: Vess, 1d20: [17] = 17
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, I'm not gonna bother with the map since this is one roll or it.
Igfig: okay for now, vess
Igfig: all right
Far-Walker: GO FOR IT
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I move after him to the staircase, stopping at a spot on it I can try to grapple hook him from.
Igfig: Okay
Far-Walker: WOO
Far-Walker cheers
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Technically I was still hidden, I moved a lot though so what is my stealth penalty?
Igfig: Does anybody here have Perform?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: _5?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: -5>
Igfig: -5, yeah
Brigsby: I have perform
Lucas_Strongbow: 10
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+5: [1] = 6
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He knows I'm coming so no combat advantage.
Igfig: ....welp, nothing can help that
Igfig: right
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+4: [11] = 15
Thorn_the_Gnoll: vs. Reflex
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think so.
Igfig: sorry, no
Brigsby: I want to scream with rage...musically
Far-Walker: 20#1d20
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20: [7] = 7; 1d20: [7] = 7; 1d20: [6] = 6; 1d20: [12] = 12; 1d20: [4] = 4; 1d20: [14] = 14; 1d20: [16] = 16; 1d20: [15] = 15; 1d20: [15] = 15; 1d20: [12] = 12; 1d20: [5] = 5; 1d20: [19] = 19; 1d20: [4] = 4; 1d20: [16] = 16; 1d20: [13] = 13; 1d20: [1] = 1; 1d20: [19] = 19; 1d20: [2] = 2; 1d20: [10] = 10; 1d20: [6] = 6
Igfig: Ref 16
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, that's that then.
Lucas_Strongbow: I'll try to heal Vess
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+4: [1] = 5
Igfig: The Hexer escapes again, then.
Vess: on far walker's 7th try he beat 15
Lucas_Strongbow: I mercy kill him
Lucas_Strongbow: her
Vess: 1d20
Fortuna: Vess, 1d20: [8] = 8
Vess: missed a save
Igfig: aid another, guys
Thorn_the_Gnoll: As the Shadow Hexer gets away, ducking out of the way of his grappling hook, Thorn stomps his feet in disgust and goes back to tend to the pack.
Vess: please help me
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hell I'll try.
Brigsby: Alright, I'll assist whoever's healing next
Lucas_Strongbow: I rolled a 1, I leaned down and snapped your neck
Vess: all together now
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+1: [12] = 13
Brigsby: 1d20 heal
Fortuna: Brigsby, heal: [11] = 11
Vess: everyone roll
Far-Walker: 1d20+4 heal aid another
Fortuna: Far-Walker, heal aid another: [6] = 10
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think that's enough for the +2 to make mine work.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe.
Igfig: actually not quite
Brigsby: that makes it 15, I think
Vess: far walker
Vess: you too
Igfig: was brigsby aiding?
Brigsby: yes
Vess: yeah
Igfig: aiding Thorn?
Vess: yeah
Brigsby: yes
Igfig: Then yeah, that's a success
Vess: yay
Far-Walker: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay
Brigsby: WOOO
Igfig: Stabilized, finally
Vess: I don't die
Vess: the incompetence is breathtaking.
Brigsby: I use lightning as a defibrilator
Lucas_Strongbow: I walk over to Count Cocklove, compose myself and say
Lucas_Strongbow: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"
Vess: Someone should probably roll a cleric.
Far-Walker: The bug man puts a Hello Kitty bandage on Vess's arm.
Igfig: Count Coklov moans
Igfig: "He took it... he crushed it..."
Vess: disturbingly enough, vess is the only one who isn't a regular.
Far-Walker: Moaning is not a good sound coming from a guy named Coklov
Igfig: "The penis..."
Far-Walker: "What was it?"
Lucas_Strongbow: ...
Brigsby: I think Wilco has that, actually
Lucas_Strongbow: He might be saying "the pen is", let the man finish
Far-Walker: "Your penis?"
Far-Walker: Far-Walker is glad that his reproductive organs are not a massive tactical disadvantage
Igfig: "No, no.  The penis.  My great-grandfather's mummified penis.  It was an heirloom of inestimable sentimental value... and he destroyed it."
Vess: Why?
Lucas_Strongbow: So?
Brigsby: "What's the deal with the shitmonster downstairs?
Lucas_Strongbow: I think the big question is, "Why is this entire castle so fucked?"
Brigsby: it wasn't all that bad until the shitmonster
Far-Walker: "Because it's Castle /Coklov/"
Igfig: "It's all my fault.  I should have let him kill me, before I allowed him to find the Gauntlet of Heartbreak."
Far-Walker: "The Gauntlet of Heartbreak?"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "The black spiky gauntlet thing?"
Brigsby: I pull out the bearskin rug and say, "Hey, how much will this thing sell for?"
Lucas_Strongbow: Is he Bringin' on the Heartbreak?
Lucas_Strongbow: Def leppard reference for y'all
Igfig: "Yes, that.  It's a powerful artifact, a relic of the god Bane.  It draws on the power of love."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Bane?"
Far-Walker: "What is this thing called love?"
Lucas_Strongbow: I take far to one side
Lucas_Strongbow: Perform a series of horrendous mimes
Lucas_Strongbow: and pat him on the back
Far-Walker: "I thought that was called Saturday"
Igfig: "Yes, Bane.  God of conquest.  Supposedly the Gauntlet was the physical embodiment of a military alliance between him and a powerful force of shadow."
Lucas_Strongbow: And it was here, with the shit and the mummified penises
Lucas_Strongbow: Not in a vault, or museum
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Why do you longer lived races always keep artifacts of doom around?  Even the Butcher's Brood any doom devices they have tend to be recent acquisitions."
Brigsby waves the bearskin rug, expecting an answer
Igfig: "Specifically, if it is used to destroy the thing that a person loves most, it draws out that sentimental energy and presents it as an offering to creatures of shadow, who in return empower its bearer with their own natures."
Igfig: "Speaking of sentimental value, what are you doing with my rug?"
Lucas_Strongbow: And...you loved grandaddy's dick the most?
Igfig: "I had... a complex childhood."
Vess: ...
Lucas_Strongbow: I backhand him
Lucas_Strongbow: Right across the cheek
Lucas_Strongbow: pimp slap
Brigsby: "I'm... we saved you, so I'm taking it. Payment and all."
Igfig: "Not like that!"
Igfig: "Fine, if you must.  I would have rewarded you, but you can have the rug instead."
Lucas_Strongbow: Hang on, hang on
Vess: reward us.
Lucas_Strongbow: Thorn, intimidate this guy
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [12] = 22
Brigsby: "You can reward these guys, I just want the rug."
Lucas_Strongbow: My big friend here doesn't take kindly to not being payed
Igfig: "As for why the Gauntlet has here, it was long believed that Castle Coklov was the safest place for it
Igfig: .
Brigsby: Hey, intimidate? This isn't a situation for that. Diplomacy, at least
Lucas_Strongbow: No, I've had it with this castle
Lucas_Strongbow: I might burn it down
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I got crap for that, could go with bluff.
Igfig: Here, we are supposed to love and value all cocks equally, as the highest moral virtue."
Brigsby: I've got a good diplomacy
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Then why doesn't the bear rug have one?
Vess: I am every type of creeped out.
Lucas_Strongbow: Do good cop bad cop
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "
Vess: I don't think I want to touch anything from this castle.
Brigsby: "Okay, enough about cocks. Just tell us... where's the treasury?"
Brigsby: 1d20+10 diplomacy
Fortuna: Brigsby, diplomacy: [13] = 23
Igfig: "But I let my nostalgia get the better of me.  I played favorites.  And now... well, now that goblin has the Gauntlet."
Lucas_Strongbow: Well, that's your problem
Lucas_Strongbow: Unless
Igfig: "The treasury?  The basement."
Lucas_Strongbow: You'd be willing to...hire us to get it back?
Igfig: "No, that's everyone's problem."
Igfig: "And yes, yes I would."
Lucas_Strongbow: I say we do it
Brigsby: I leave for the basement without another word
Lucas_Strongbow: At the least, we'd get out of this castle
Igfig: "Well, not back--I think Castle Coklov is no longer the safest place for this
Igfig: .
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll follow Brigsby muttering complaints  about goblins, they're militaristic tendency, and the lack of good recipes for them.
Lucas_Strongbow: So, do you want us to destroy it?
Igfig: "Destroying it would be difficult.  I would be satisfied with you finding a safer place to keep it hidden away for all time."
Lucas_Strongbow: Like a volcano
Far-Walker: "Like with us!"
Lucas_Strongbow: Why am I brokering this deal, thorn's the manager
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I wandered off for the treasury, complaining about how goblin's taste.  Thorn is not in the mood to deal with humans who have a strange love of phallic anything.
Lucas_Strongbow: Fair enough
Igfig: "NOT with you! Not to cause offense, but for anyone not motivated by purest virtue, to wield the Gauntlet is to give yourself over to war and conquest.  In an adventurer's hands... there's no telling what it might do."
Lucas_Strongbow: Do we know anyone motivated by purest virtue?
Vess: Give it to heronius, see what happens.
Lucas_Strongbow: I was thinking that
Brigsby: I could just put it in some sand, shoot the sand with lightning, and thus encase it in glass
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He is very pure in his motivation for gold.
Brigsby: so no one can wield it
Far-Walker: Or we could put some cold spaghetti inside the gauntlet.
Far-Walker: So no one wants to wear it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or if we had anyone on good terms with the gods, I'm sure there'd be any number of good aligned gods who would love to destroy it or have it destroyed.
Igfig: "Very well, go to the treasury.  You may each select one work of art to take with you.  Take them with my compliments."
Lucas_Strongbow: Woah woah woah, I'm still interested in this gauntlet
Lucas_Strongbow: What would you pay us if we made it safe?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have a sudden feeling that Thorn is not gonna be pleased with the treasury.
Vess: What does he mean by art?
Lucas_Strongbow: Porn, probably
Vess: You mean dicks?
Brigsby: or gilded swords
Lucas_Strongbow: other mummified.../appendages/
Vess: the hell use is a gilded sword?
Brigsby: it's probably crazy expensive
Igfig: "No, no.  Collecting art is my hobby.  Curating mummified penises--/that/ is my vocation."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: The one weakness of someone with an extreme allergy to gold?  Like those people that can't wear gold rings.
Lucas_Strongbow: I punch him again
Vess: Can I kill him?
Lucas_Strongbow: Let's see
Igfig: are you physically capable?  Yeah, probably.
Igfig: Should you?  No, probably not.
Brigsby: Brigsby would look baller as hell with a bear-fur cloak and an awesome, artfully crafted sword
Lucas_Strongbow: How much would you pay us for the gauntlet?
Lucas_Strongbow: The promise of it's safety
Vess: That would be more of a sarcastic question.
Far-Walker: He clearly means art depicting majestic stallions
Igfig: "What I said.  One work of art each."
Vess: Fine, whatever.
Lucas_Strongbow: We'll take it
Igfig: I'll generate a list of treasure choices later, if you want to pick one
Vess: k
Brigsby: yay
Igfig: or if you have an idea in mind of something you want, he probably has it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also I'm going to go add that hobgoblin spine sans-head to my leather armor now.
Vess: not particularly
Igfig: in any case, each piece is worth 250 gp
Vess: I sell mine
Lucas_Strongbow: Same
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, actually I have an idea.
Brigsby: any kind of fancy jewelry or clothes?
Vess: I have no appreciation for art of any type.
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm saving up for better armor
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What was that weapon you mentioned?  Cathulka?
Lucas_Strongbow: some magical space shit
Igfig: there certainly is, Brigsby
Lucas_Strongbow: Brigsby is all about the bling
Brigsby: I'm getting a new wardrobe
Lucas_Strongbow: Blingsby
Igfig: No space shit, Lucas, because he doesn't know about that stuff
Lucas_Strongbow: Oh i know
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm saving up
Igfig: Thorn, it was "cahulaks'
Thorn_the_Gnoll: An, Dark Sun stuff.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, not an, that's just weird.
Igfig: I don't know if there's actually a "Cahulaks Training" feat
Igfig: but if there were, it would be something like
Thorn_the_Gnoll: There's a novice, expert, and specialist feat.
Brigsby: is it a superior weapon?
Igfig: yeah, those are boring though.  Or at least, a bad deal.  You should gain access to all three powers for the price of a single feat.
Igfig: It is, yes
Igfig: Anyway, "Cahulaks Training" would be like
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah I'm noticing, plus you have to exchange one of your powers for them.
Brigsby: if it's a superior, you can just take Cahulaks proficiency feat or whatever
Brigsby: should be in superior weapons proficiency feat list
Vess: Can I change some of the powers on this character?
Igfig: you gain cahulaks proficiency, plus you can use them as a light thrown weapon instead of a heavy thrown one, and maybe rogues/thieves can use them for powers that would normally require light blades
Igfig: however, it would be a multiclass feat instead of a regular feat
Lucas_Strongbow: Those dark sun weapons are quite cool
Igfig: Vess, sure
Far-Walker: Dark Sun is just cool
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, well, I'll copy and paste that into my thing, and I'll just take that for 4th level then.
Vess: yay! its hard trying to get an open hand with this character.
Igfig: Grappling Strike is a pretty cool power though.
Igfig: Anyway, I think that's enough for tonight.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Grappling Strike looks like the thing I've been trying to do with my grapple hooks.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anyways, looks like I'll be taking and selling the art unless that guy has enchanted cahulaks available.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cahulaks are 25 gold to buy.
Igfig: You've solved the mystery of Castle Cocklove, you've... well, just that really.
Brigsby: I raid his wardrobe
Igfig: Sure.
Lucas_Strongbow: It's been an uphill climb. really
Brigsby: and take the fanciest stuff
Lucas_Strongbow: fortuna didn't help
Igfig: I, however, am going to go to bed.
Brigsby: I'll get it altered for my size later
Igfig: Good night all!
Igfig: (ok brigs)
Lucas_Strongbow: Bye
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Night Ig.
Brigsby: maybe a lightning bolt sewn on
Far-Walker: 20#1d20
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20: [2] = 2; 1d20: [19] = 19; 1d20: [15] = 15; 1d20: [18] = 18; 1d20: [3] = 3; 1d20: [10] = 10; 1d20: [16] = 16; 1d20: [11] = 11; 1d20: [17] = 17; 1d20: [10] = 10; 1d20: [2] = 2; 1d20: [7] = 7; 1d20: [13] = 13; 1d20: [16] = 16; 1d20: [1] = 1; 1d20: [13] = 13; 1d20: [17] = 17; 1d20: [1] = 1; 1d20: [13] = 13; 1d20: [18] = 18
Brigsby: night Ig
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