Igfig: Booyah! Igfig: now Igfig: Recap, anyone? Heronius_XVI: We wasted an indeterminate amount of time Heronius_XVI: Obtained chocolate and useless animals Brigsby: We found chocolate then chased tentacle monsters, then found a town Poen2: ADORABLE animals Heronius_XVI: and now we are meeting some sort of engineer. Poen2: That have yet to prove their usefulness Heronius_XVI: Also buying things Igfig: Oh, that reminds me Igfig: there's an article about comapnion animals somewhere Igfig: I'll go look for it later Igfig: Yes, you decided to do some shoppery Igfig: and then some of you wanted to go to the dockmaster to talk about ships Lucas_Strongbow: And now we have to find a ship. Or boat Igfig: and some wanted to go to Gerom the Artificer to talk about... buying magic items? Or more ship-related stuff? Igfig: In any case, Gerom is the guy who makes and sells magic items Lucas_Strongbow: Both, really Igfig: right Fingers: So, how much do we all get? Is it 900 apiece, or 1000? Brigsby: I would like to buy magic items (I've bought them on the Builder already) Igfig: How you split them is for you to decide Igfig: but note that some of you already have a ton of items, and some have none Igfig: Also, note that some of you aren't here Lucas_Strongbow: My two items i want come to about 1000 Lucas_Strongbow: I am willing to sell admiral winky Igfig: Figure out what you would like to buy and sell Fingers: Ok Ig, I've got a few rituals that I want to see if this town has available Fingers: They're all like, 1st level ones Brigsby: Actually, forget the bearskin rug. I'll sell it. I'm keeping the amber though. Lucas_Strongbow quit. Fingers: Tenser's Floating Disc, Make Whole, Enchant Magic Item, Comprehend Language, Brew Potion, and Create Campsite Lucas_Strongbow joined #pwot_dnd. Fingers: Also, I assume this place sells Components? Heronius_XVI: Where could I find a list of magical Items to buy? Fingers: (The first 5 of those rituals are in PHB1, the last is in PHB2 Igfig: Okay, just checking some things Lucas_Strongbow: Assorted players handbooks and shiz have magical items Igfig: You can probably get Brew Potion, Enchant Magic Item, and Make Whole from Gerom Igfig: For the others... yeah, Poen knows some people Igfig: you can buy those straight-up for the listed price Brigsby: Dinner, be back in a bit Fingers: Badass Igfig: the creation ones, we'll handle in the whole RP encounter talking to Gerom that we'll have in a bit Igfig: Anyway, the best place to find magic items is the Compendium Heronius_XVI: I will do my best to handle the haggling. Igfig: http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/database.aspx Lucas_Strongbow: How much is that cursespewer necklace I picked up worth? Heronius_XVI: The problem with that is I don't have an insider account Igfig: nerdcrap@gmail.com Igfig: password *********** Fingers: Is Mouser's account still active? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Didn't he delete it already? Heronius_XVI: I thought he deleted- yeah Igfig: It appears to be still active Igfig: I am using it right now Heronius_XVI: oh Heronius_XVI: probably until the next payment time Heronius_XVI: then it will shut down Igfig: I'll have to remind myself to cut that password out of the logs later Igfig: yes Lucas_Strongbow: Don't tell him Lucas_Strongbow: We can ride it out Igfig: Okay, to make that rug into a cloak Igfig: it'll cost 10 gp Lucas_Strongbow: My stuff is all worth 1000. Who wants to lend me 100gp? Think of the times I've saved you all Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll lend you some most likely, I'm just looking at upgrading my armor at the moment. Lucas_Strongbow: Woo Igfig: I'll tell you in advance Lucas_Strongbow: Goggles and armor, yeah Fingers: Ok, so do I have to RP out searching for the books, or can I just say "I buy all those rituals for 450 bucks"? Igfig: you'll be able to buy any common item of level 1-5 Igfig: plus uncommon items that ought to be common (i.e. they have simple, straightforward properties) (e.g. Staff of Ruin) Igfig: you can just buy those, Fingers Fingers: Badass Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: Do you read me? Fingers: I'd also like to purchase 250 GP worth of components Igfig: the three I specifically mentioned, you'll have to talk to Gerom about Fingers: ok Igfig: yup, slim Igfig: you might be able to get a better price from him, is the idea Igfig: okay Igfig: oh, also Igfig: about that dragon Igfig: The dragon bits that you kept Fingers: I wasn't there for the dagron, so I have no bits :( Thorn_the_Gnoll: What about bobs? Igfig: are enough to make 1 suit of heavy armour, 2 weapons or implements, and one "other thing" Igfig: Level 1-5, but uncommon Heronius_XVI: Interesting Lucas_Strongbow: ooooh Heronius_XVI: Drey gets the heavy armor Igfig: which items exactly, you'll want to talk to Gerom about Heronius_XVI: since she was there and uses it Slim_Bankshot: red Heronius_XVI: I want a new toy. Lucas_Strongbow: Dragon wand Igfig: but you know that white dragon have affinities with cold, feralness, hunting Heronius_XVI: Yes Lucas_Strongbow: I'm a hunter Igfig: (if you find a specific item you'd like, pm me and we can talk about that in person when the time comes) Igfig: also Lucas_Strongbow: It's perfect Heronius_XVI: Was lucas there? Igfig: any bits of the dragon that you don't put into items directly Igfig: you can recover as components Lucas_Strongbow: At the start, I had to go Lucas_Strongbow: I woke up in a smashed out tavern Heronius_XVI: You don't count unless you surfed it into a crater Heronius_XVI: Unless we have leftovers Thorn_the_Gnoll: Feralness or hunting would be handy for Thorn. Heronius_XVI: true enough Heronius_XVI: You can get a weapon out of it. Igfig: Thorn already has some magic items, remember Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar I got that pistol and the sword, and the jetpack. Igfig: I guess you could sell some off if you like Igfig: shrug Lucas_Strongbow: We should sell the jetpacks, I don't think we need them Igfig: ...yeah, you kinda do Heronius_XVI: We will end up in space again Igfig: well, you need some kind of neck item Heronius_XVI: many times Thorn_the_Gnoll: Plus they give bonuses to the non-AC defenses. Lucas_Strongbow: Unless you want to space walk Lucas_Strongbow: Or moonwalk Igfig: the three vital slots are armour, neck, and weapon/implement Igfig: everything else is gravy Lucas_Strongbow: I have bought a head item. Fantastic Thorn_the_Gnoll: Would it be possible to get my leather armor upgraded with white dragon bits? Or should I stick with the Sylvan option I'm looking at? Igfig: That could be the "other", if people are okay with that Igfig: and yes, it's possible Brigsby: and I'm back Heronius_XVI: I want to see the options for "other" first. Heronius_XVI: Unless I can get some kind of wand out of that dragon. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or I could go with one of the weapon options and sell my razor sword, it's special non-enhancement related thing isn't particularly useful since I won't be hitting people most of the time. Igfig: That's an implement, Hero, so yeah dreyrugr_nott: Oh shit I forgot about this Brigsby: Basically what I was wanting was a Defensive Quickbeam staff, and an Amulet of Protection Fingers: How many jetpacks do we have? Thorn_the_Gnoll: 3 Brigsby: Three Igfig: and the "other" could be anything that's not heavy armour, a weapon, or an implement Fingers: Yeeh Thorn_the_Gnoll: Me, Brigsby, and I think Drey. Igfig: You could certainly get that, Brigsby Brigsby: Okay dreyrugr_nott: Yes. I have a jetpack Fingers: Yeah, it's a level 1 item, and costs 360 GP Fingers: Just buy it Brigsby: I did, I was just confirming that it was fine Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, I'm thinking sell my elven razor sword, get one of the weapons from the dragon stuff, and buy myself an armor upgrade. Brigsby: Yeah, I sold my razor sword too. And my bearskin rug Igfig: Remember that selling items doesn't give you their full value Slim_Bankshot: OK, all caught up Igfig: Most of the time, common items fetch 1/5 their base price Igfig: uncommon 1/2, rare full Brigsby: I just went with what you listed in the thread Igfig: since the "common" items you've brought are not common here, you can get 1/2 for them instead Igfig: yeah, I did mention this in the thread Fingers: Ok Ig, I got a question for you. With the Enchant Magic Item ritual, I can add magic item effects to crap for the cost in components, right? Igfig: Okay, has everybody bought their stuff? Igfig: uh Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not quite. Igfig: yes Igfig: sorta Heronius_XVI: not quite yet. dreyrugr_nott: I haven't dreyrugr_nott: I just got back Igfig: ok Fingers: Ok, well here's the tricky part Heronius_XVI: I am trying to figure out what kind of wand to get. dreyrugr_nott: And I don't kow what hat's nappening Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm gonna buy some Sylvan Leather armor, my question is what kind of short sword would I get with the white dragon parts? Heronius_XVI: also, how much will said dragon wand cost me? Fingers: Can I use that spell to enchant an item with the power of a similar Wondrous item for the cost? Fingers: I.E., could I use 680 GP worth of components to imbue my Badasstrocaster with the powers of the Fochlucan Bandore? Igfig: If you are thinking of getting an uncommon item (made from dragon parts), then Gerom can give you some suggestions when you talk to him Igfig: Ah Igfig: Yes, Fingers, you could Heronius_XVI: good enough Heronius_XVI: I'll save my money till then. Fingers: OooooOOOoOoOooOoh Fingers: I just felt a shiver Igfig: actually, wait-- Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, I'll talk to Gerom about my short sword from dragon parts then. And I'll buy myself that sylvan leather armor right now. Fingers: :( Igfig: Let me check the rarity on that instrument Heronius_XVI: actually I'll get a simple amulet of protection Igfig: Okay, Fingers Igfig: That is an uncommon item Fingers: Dang! Igfig: so you can't just up and make it Igfig: you'll need to go find some power components Fingers: That sounds badass as hell Igfig: special rare components that are useful for specific sorts of items Fingers: Cool, I will keep that in mind then, thanks dreyrugr_nott: Ig, how much does Darkhide armor cost? The handbook doesn't say Igfig: for instance, these white dragon parts are power components for cold and feral items Igfig: also, note that if you enchant your badasstrocaster as an instrument Igfig: the bonus won't apply when you're using it as a weapon Fingers: Dang, I was hoping to sneak that through, hahaha Fingers: Still, that's awesome to hear Thorn_the_Gnoll: Drey, I think we're letting you get the heavy armor from the dragon parts. dreyrugr_nott: Oh awesome Fingers: I'll go ahead and get Poen to snag me Comprehend Language, Create Campsite, and Tenser's Floating Disc from her sources for 150 GP Heronius_XVI: we will figure out what it does and such when we talk to the guy Fingers: Then buy 300 GP worth of Components Fingers: And go with these guys to see Gerom, since he's the man with the plan Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hey Lucas you still need that 100 gold? Heronius_XVI: Let me do the talking. Heronius_XVI: Since you all seem to be able to turn even the most mundane encounters into something ridiculous. Igfig: Are you all going to Gerom together? Igfig: (I was sorta hoping you guys would split up so I could handle one group while Slim handles the other) Lucas_Strongbow: Maybe not a 100, just a bit more Fingers: Could I just get Heronius to haggle me those scrolls for cheap? Hahahaha Heronius_XVI: Certainly Igfig: Sure Fingers: Er, Rituals, not scrolls Heronius_XVI: That is what I do. Lucas_Strongbow: I thought some were going to shipmaster Brigsby: What can I get done with the dragonparts? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well I'll just give you 100 of my gold Lucas so you can get your stuff. Igfig: Yeah, some were going to the dockmaster, others to Gerom Lucas_Strongbow: sweet. I'll give you a brush later Igfig: A variety of things, Brigsby Lucas_Strongbow: And a rubber toy with bacon in it Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oooooooh. Igfig: do you want general, or specific? Brigsby: just in general Fingers: Alright, here's my Ritual Book, Heronius. Feel free to trade him Glib Limerick or Magic Mouth if he'll lower the price for them. I need "Brew Potion", "Enchant Magic Item", and "Make Whole". Go as low as you can, but as long as you can get it for less than 350 I'll pay you back Igfig: one suit of heavy armour, two weapons or implements, and one "other" Igfig: which could be pretty much anything that fits the affinities Brigsby: and how much does that stuff cost? Igfig: uncommon items up to level 5 Igfig: so 1000 gp each Brigsby: Ah, so we just choose a normal item, and then just say it was made from the Dragon? Are there any extra benefits for getting them made from the dragonparts? Igfig: if you get something lower level, leftovers become ritual components Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait, so we're paying for the dragon part stuff? Igfig: the benefit is that you can get an uncommon item instead of a common one Brigsby: Ah Igfig: no, no, the dragon items pay for themselves Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh okay, okay. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Phew, I had totally assumed we weren't, but then I was worried. Igfig: but if you get, say, a level 1 item worth 360 gp Igfig: then you'd also get 640 gp of ritual components Heronius_XVI: delightful Igfig: Okay, are we ready to split? Heronius_XVI: Seems that way. Igfig: I'll say the places aren't too far apart Slim_Bankshot: Who do I get stuck with? Igfig: so if you don't want to stay in one spot, you can leave and go to the other Igfig: Who's going where? Rollcall! Brigsby: I'll go with the dragonparts people Slim_Bankshot: I CALL FINGERS! Lucas_Strongbow: I'll go to artificer. Ship dude Heronius_XVI: I shall be visiting gerom Fingers: SHIP DUDE Lucas_Strongbow: Remember, we do need a ship dreyrugr_nott: Hold on, I finally found the magic weapons in the handbook Igfig: What, Lucas? Gerom is the artificer. I don't know the ship dude's name. Poen2: Going to gerom Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm giving Heronius a request for a shortsword purchase and following Fingers. Heronius_XVI: Get a ship, I'll figure the means to fly it. Slim_Bankshot: Which direction is my group headed? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or, dragon part exchange or something. Brigsby: I'll go to Gerom, if he's the dragon part item guy Fingers: The ship dude's name is Shippy. Shippy the Shipmaster. Igfig: Do you mean, geographically? Or which chat? Fingers: Come, friends, and let us skip to Shippy's shack. dreyrugr_nott quit. Igfig: I'll do Gerom in the other chat Slim_Bankshot: Drey is NOT IMPRESSED! Slim_Bankshot: Geopraphically Fingers: Fine then, he doesn't get to come to Shippy's Slim_Bankshot: So, who is with this group? Thorn_the_Gnoll: More Shippy's for us. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think just me and Fingers. Fingers: Damn skippy. Slim_Bankshot: Easy enough Slim_Bankshot: Sure we don't need more people? Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's just a shipmaster's shack. Fingers: Yeah, what's the worst that can happen? Fingers: MWAH HAH HAH Thorn_the_Gnoll: *cue ominous lightning* Slim_Bankshot: Lighten igs load? Slim_Bankshot: Whatever Slim_Bankshot: Lets do this Slim_Bankshot: Don't tempt me Thorn_the_Gnoll: But tempting fate is half the game? Slim_Bankshot: Just go to the shack or whatever Thorn_the_Gnoll: Me and Fingers go to the Shack, Thorn's stomach growling a bit. Fingers: "I think this is the place? It looks like the place, that sign has a boat on it." Fingers: Knock on the door! Slim_Bankshot: Shippy is sleeping in an old rocking chair outside his shack Fingers: Oh my god, his name IS Shippy Slim_Bankshot: which, more specifically, is the stern of a large ship broken off and propped uprght Fingers: YES Thorn_the_Gnoll prods Shippy's rocking chair. Shippy 4snores Fingers: "Dude, that is a badass shack! Did you build that shit yourself?" Shippy 4snorts awake Fingers: "I mean, it looks just like a fucking boat! Holy shit!" Shippy: "whazzat whore you?" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "He's Fingers." Fingers: "Naw dude, whore's not here." Shippy 4bangs fist on nearby table Shippy: "WHORES WHORES WHORES!" Fingers: "Hahaha! I like this dude! He's got the right idea!" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Do they even have whores on this planet?" Shippy: "Sorry, what?" Shippy 4big gulp from a bottle Shippy 4burps Shippy: Shippy is apparently drunk, guys Fingers: "Shippy, you are the coolest old dude. I want to be just like you when I get old as fuck." Shippy: "YOU WANT AN OLD ASS FUCK? WHAT?!" Fingers: "SHIPPY! WE NEED A BOAT" Fingers: "HOW MUCH ARE YOUR BOATS!?" Shippy: "Oh. OK." Shippy: "What size?" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "What size boats are there?" Fingers: "Um... big? Preferably?" Fingers: "About, yea big?" Fingers: Fingers stretches his arms as wide as he can Shippy: Uhh... I got one about thea big, yeah." Shippy: "Bit of a fixer upper though..." Fingers: "Sounds perfect, how much?" Shippy: "You dun wanna see it first?" Fingers: "Ok, let's do that" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Show us the ship, Shippy." Fingers: "And make it damn skippy" Shippy: "This way gents!" Fingers: "Fuck yes, gonna get me the BEST boat." Thorn_the_Gnoll follows Fingers following Shippy. Shippy 4stands up and shambles to the end of the pier Far-Walker joined #pwot_dnd. Fingers: Far-Walker! Where've you been? Fingers: You're just in time to help us buy a boat Far-Walker: Oh god what did you do now Shippy 4nods to a tiny rowboat and smiles Shippy: "Get in ya idgits..." Fingers: "Let's do this" Shippy 4climbs in and takes the oars Fingers Fingers clambers in after him Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I'm not sure that thing will hold all of us." Fingers: "Shippy! How many people can this thing hold?" Shippy: You all climb in and the boat sinks dangerously low Fingers: "Shippy, I'm starting to doubt my trust in you!" Fingers: "We need a bigger boat!" Shippy 4bails out some water, puts his foot over a leak and starts rowing Fingers: (Although how much do you want for this one? Just wondering." Far-Walker: "It would be easier to fit more without Shippy." Far-Walker: "Just sayin'" Fingers: "Shippy, do you like Chocolate?" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "My fur is going to be soaked by the day's end." Fingers: "How about Kahlua?" Shippy: After a minute or so, the lot of you are a good ways out in the water Shippy: "there!" Shippy 4points Shippy 4at a sunken ship about yea big Thorn_the_Gnoll is unsure how to respond to this, but is now even more certain he's going to end up wet. Fingers: "Shippy." Fingers: "Did... did you ever know that you're my hero?" Fingers: "Men, roll up your sleeves. (or fur) We've got us a boat to raise. Thorn_the_Gnoll: "How do you fix a sunken ship?" Shippy: And since 'yea big' isn't much to go on, just say this one is the right size Far-Walker: "What about chitin?" Fingers: "Shippy, this is perfect. You are a god among men." Shippy: "So's how I been told sometimes, yes." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "We don't have to pay for a sunken ship do we?" Fingers: "Why is this out here? Has nobody tried to fix it before?" Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: Sorry guys Slim_Bankshot: Where were we? Thorn_the_Gnoll: You said "So's how I been told sometimes, yes." Thorn_the_Gnoll: Then I asked if we had to pay for a sunken ship, and Fingers asked if no one has tried to fix it before. Thorn_the_Gnoll: And why it is out here. Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: so, for pricing reasons, how big a hip are you after? Slim_Bankshot: ship Thorn_the_Gnoll: It is a sunken ship though? Slim_Bankshot: Yes Slim_Bankshot: It is underwater Fingers: Yeah, this is a ship that doesn't float, with a hole in it. Shippy better not charge us crap Fingers: (Also, I want the rowboat, how cheap is it? :D) shippy: "Lossa people try to fix it. They keep goddamn dyin'" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "How?" Shippy drinks, burps Shippy: "Eels, mostly." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Eels... those like worms?" Fingers: "Shippy, let me ask you a question. How old are you? How long have you lived in this village?" Shippy: "s'a fine ship though. Useta belong to Chiron Candy Coin Co. or some such..." Shippy: "Long enough." Fingers: Are you the only shipwright here? Any family? Shippy: "Long enough to have seen that ship sail the mighty seas I did." Shippy: "Heck, I remember the night I sunk it like it was just last year!" Fingers: do tell Shippy: ".... Uhhh... Seemed lik a good idea at the time, I guess." Fingers: "Why?" Shippy: "Anywho, s'not a finer ship for miles." Fingers: (While Shippy talks, Fingers will use his one free Bardic ritual to prepare Glib Limerick Poen2 left #pwot_dnd. Shippy: "So, d'you fine young lads want it or not?" Fingers: "Shippy, I feel your pain." Shippy: the boat is gradually filling with water since Shippy moved his foot Fingers: "Stuck in this tiny village, forced to watch the only part of it worth a damn rot in these waters while young men throw their lives away trying to reclaim it's glory" Fingers: "Drinking your troubles away just to make it through the day, you're better than this Shippy. You deserve better than this." Fingers: "We need your help, and you need ours. Help us, Shippy, help us raise this beast from these waters and restore it to it's pristine glory Thorn_the_Gnoll plugs the hole in the rowboat before too much water gets in. Fingers: Help us make this magnificent vessel seaworthy again, and we'll show you just how far a ship can fly! Fingers: "Join us, Shippy, as our wainwright, and we'll show you the stars!" Shippy: "I deserve better? Y'think?" Shippy bails out more water Fingers: 1d20+10 Bluff Fortuna: Fingers, Bluff: [3] = 13 Fingers: 1d20+10 Bluff Fortuna: Fingers, Bluff: [8] = 18 Fingers: Glib Limerick let's me use the 18 Fingers: You guys, help "convince" Shippy Thorn_the_Gnoll: He doesn't seem like that hard a person to convince really. Shippy: A body slowly floats to the surface covered in bite marks and electrical burns Shippy: "Already?" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Where did that come from?" Shippy: "I sent him out here no more'n an hour ago." Fingers: "Shippy! What do you say? Will you help us? Will you help... yourself?" Shippy: "Oh. You want to sail it then? Why didn't yasay so?" Fingers: *Whisper* "You guys have no flair for the dramatic." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I'm a manager." Shippy: I'm not seeing fortunas results Thorn_the_Gnoll: What fortuna results? Or are you asking about Fingers 18 on bluff earlier? Fingers: Weird Shippy: "Will you buy me s'more booze?" Fingers: "Shippy, I would be honored to get you hammered." Shippy burps, drinks Shippy: "Say, can you boys swim alright?" Thorn_the_Gnoll peers at the water. Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Sorta." Fingers: "Define 'alright'." Far-Walker: "Pretty well." Shippy: "I'll takeya up on that there offer. Now if you can swim, I suggest it, son." Shippy: The rowboat finally drops below the waterline Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Dammit!" Shippy uses the corpse as a flotation device and paddles to the peir Fingers: "Damn you, Shippy. Damn you to hell." Fingers: 1d20+1 Athletics Fortuna: Fingers, Athletics: [3] = 4 Fingers: glub glub glub Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh right, athletics check to stay at the surface. Far-Walker: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+7: [18] = 25 Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+7: [13] = 20 Far-Walker: Swimmin like a fish, bitches Thorn_the_Gnoll: You should help Fingers out. Far-Walker: What's it take to help Fingers out? Fingers: glub! glub glub! Lucas_Strongbow: Throw him a rope from the pier? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Probably another athletics check. Far-Walker: I'll go for the athletics check to pull him back up. Far-Walker: 1d20+7 Lifeguarding Fortuna: Far-Walker, Lifeguarding: [9] = 16 Shippy: "You boys comin' or what?!" Far-Walker: (does that role succeed?) Heronius_XVI: yes Far-Walker: Then we're coming Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I hate wet fur!" Thorn_the_Gnoll swims back to the pier. Far-Walker: "I'm a wet bug. Do you think it's any better on me?" Fingers: You have a carapace! I don't wanna hear it! Fingers: "Dammit, I wanted that rowboat too." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Wet carapace doesn't stink!" Far-Walker: So we all swim back to pier Thorn_the_Gnoll: And... I think that was the Slim disappearing without saying anything he warned us about before the session started. Lucas_Strongbow: Or he frowned Lucas_Strongbow: drowned Lucas_Strongbow: goddamn typo Thorn_the_Gnoll: He's probably frowning either way. Fingers: Thank god I gave my Ritual Book to Heronius beforehand Fingers: Or I would have been pissed. Heronius_XVI: working on those. Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: Sorry guys Slim_Bankshot: Last thing I saw was someone making a save Lucas_Strongbow: We thought you drowned Slim_Bankshot: Shippy can't drown Slim_Bankshot: He is one with the sea Fingers: Hahaha Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I hate water." Fingers: "Glub glub." Thorn_the_Gnoll shakes some more out. Fingers: *Fingers spits out nasty water* Lucas_Strongbow: So is shippy a nickname, or did it just leave him with no other career options? Shippy: "Well learn to love it cause ur 'bout t'get t know eachother real close." Lucas_Strongbow: Oh god Lucas_Strongbow: You know what they say about sailors Fingers: "He means we're gonna have to kill the eels to get the boat up, numbnuts." Brigsby: Lucas, come back Lucas_Strongbow: I imagine shippy looking and sounding exactly like scruffy the janitor Lucas_Strongbow: Also, yep? Shippy: So can you all swim, or does he have to save your asses? Lucas_Strongbow: I guess we can Thorn_the_Gnoll: We all made it, though Far had to save Fingers. Shippy: "I'm Shippy. The shipmaster." Lucas_Strongbow: Shippy's gon' die the way he lived Shippy helps you all back onto the peir Fingers: Drinking himself into an early grave? Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Drunk?" Shippy burps Shippy: "Woo. Who wants a drink?" Fingers: "OK Shippy, so what're we gonna have to do to get that ship seaworthy?" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Getting it off the bottom of the damned lake seems a good starting points." Shippy stumbles back to his rocking chair Shippy: "Huh..." Lucas_Strongbow: It's shaped like a pirate ship Shippy: "Y'could.... Are any of you mer-people by any chance?" Shippy wanders inside, returns with towels Shippy: "Y'all wet. Tha's what you get fer messin' wit t'sea." Fingers: "None of are mer-people, but I have been told I'm hung like a dolphin..." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Tell us about those eel things." Shippy: "Well boys, enough talk." Shippy: "Time to talk" Shippy: "Price." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "It's a sunken ship in the middle of eel infested waters, also he's buying you booze." Fingers: I will give you a gold piece. Fingers: For your boat. Far-Walker: "We'll give you temporary life satisfaction." Far-Walker: "Also known as more booze." Heronius_XVI: (you people are awful at haggling) Fingers: (Start low, haggle high!) Heronius_XVI: (that is a terrible idea) Shippy: "Infested? I'll have you know there are only five!" Far-Walker: "That's five more than not-infested sunken ships." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "They killed the dead guy you floated back here on." Fingers: "Only five that kill every single person you've sent there." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Plus we're giving you an opportunity to get away from this damnable place. You've got those jackal things, those eels, a planet full of junk, THOSE DAMN WORMS!" Fingers: "Come on, Shippy. You and I both know that you WANT to see that thing floating again. We'll kill the eels, we'll put in some elbow grease to help with the repairs, and I'll even buy you some liqour that won't rot your gut." Fingers: "And you'll get to see that thing float again. Won't that be worth it?" Fingers: 1d20+10 Diplomacy Fortuna: Fingers, Diplomacy: [19] = 29 Fingers: Boo-yeah Lucas_Strongbow: I appear in my awesome new paisley cloak Lucas_Strongbow: I may even have to learn to play the sitar Lucas_Strongbow quit. Thorn_the_Gnoll: ? Lucas_Strongbow joined #pwot_dnd. Fingers: His new paisley cloak is warping him in and out of reality Lucas_Strongbow: Psychadelic as shit Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think we have a connection issue with Slim again, or he's discussing stuff with Ig. Lucas_Strongbow: It's only a matter of time before I buy a kaftan Lucas_Strongbow: And the latter, i think Fingers: There's nothing in the world more dangerous than a Bard with a good Diplomacy roll. Thorn_the_Gnoll: What about a Bard with a good Bluff roll? Lucas_Strongbow: I basically suck at talking Fingers: Bluff can let you lie to people. Diplomacy can make them do stuff for you Fingers: You be the judge. Thorn_the_Gnoll: That's still pretty tough, cause through lying to people you can trick them to do stuff for you. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, so Slim is gone again. Fingers: For good, it seems, this time Igfig: He'll be back soon enough, I'm sure Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: Sorry guys Slim_Bankshot: It's not my fault. Honest Fingers: Welcome back! Lucas_Strongbow: we killed the eels while you were gone Fingers: I just finished talking Shippy into giving us the boat for free. Lucas_Strongbow: loot please Fingers: Plus his pants. Slim_Bankshot: How did you do this? Igfig: They didn't Thorn_the_Gnoll: Very carefully. Heronius_XVI: incessant lies mostly Slim_Bankshot: Sounds about right Shippy joined #pwot_dnd. Shippy: FUCK THIS CONNECTION! Fingers: "Such harse words, Shippy" Fingers: "Harsh, even" Slim_Bankshot quit. Brigsby: well Heronius_XVI: this seems hopeless Brigsby: So... are we just waiting on him, or are we improving this, or... Thorn_the_Gnoll: ? Slim_Bankshot: Things are being super laggy Igfig: I've just been looking for a suitable monster to use as our electric eels Heronius_XVI: This will probably not help at all http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Fingerfart.jpg Slim_Bankshot: OK, he wants 2k for the ship Slim_Bankshot: Also booze Brigsby: We have booze? Thorn_the_Gnoll: We can buy booze. Brigsby: That works too, I guess Slim_Bankshot: red Heronius_XVI: we have enough for the boat Igfig: Okay Heronius_XVI: plus some spirits Igfig: What now? Heronius_XVI: sleep Brigsby: I imagine we need to get it out of the water Heronius_XVI: extended rest first Heronius_XVI: get a start on it in the morning Brigsby: That sounds good. So we need to find an inn. Streetwise to find one? Brigsby: 1d20+5 Streetwise to find an inn Fortuna: Brigsby, Streetwise to find an inn: [15] = 20 Heronius_XVI: We have tents as well. Igfig: There is, in fact, an inn Igfig: it's... passable Heronius_XVI: ?me sigh Heronius_XVI sigh Heronius_XVI glances around Slim_Bankshot quit. Heronius_XVI is disgusted Brigsby: A passable inn is better than a tent and bedroll any day Lucas_Strongbow: ... Heronius_XVI: I disagree, there are no lice in my bedroll Brigsby: You don't know there are lice in the bed, either Heronius_XVI: 1d20+1 perception check for lice Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, perception check for lice: [4] = 5 Brigsby: I'm getting a room at the inn, you guys can have fun with your campout. Heronius_XVI: I don't know at all Heronius_XVI: I take the inkeeper's room. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Couldn't you clean a bed with prestigitation? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or however that is spelled. Heronius_XVI: Good idea. Heronius_XVI: I shall do that. Heronius_XVI: If I awake with even a single bite upon my flesh, I will burn the building to the ground and crucify the inkeeper. Heronius_XVI: I tell him this Brigsby: That seems a bit harsh Heronius_XVI: to his face. Heronius_XVI: I view it as a mercy killing. Brigsby: You've got some issues you need to work on, Hero Heronius_XVI: I think not. Thorn_the_Gnoll: He is an evil character. Heronius_XVI: I was born a nobleman, and time has not made me any kinder. Heronius_XVI: Blame the last archmage. Heronius_XVI: I do. Igfig: Okay, I'm not sure what I want to do here Igfig: I don't want to do more plot stuff without Slim Heronius_XVI: Needless murders? Igfig: and if we start a battle now, we won't be done until way late Heronius_XVI: true enough Heronius_XVI: takes us 2 hours to get our weapons out. Brigsby: Well, if we've slept in the inn for the night, could we pick up our items from the guy? Thorn_the_Gnoll: We'll be good just in time for midnight. Heronius_XVI: I have work in the morning. Igfig: yeah, you could do that Igfig: and perhaps we should jut end here for today Heronius_XVI: Good plan Heronius_XVI: We got our shopping done Igfig: Hopefully next week we'll go back to having full-length sessions Heronius_XVI: Perhaps Slim will buy a new router. Brigsby: Just depends on Slim's hand/connection, I guess Igfig: It wasn't his router, apparently Igfig: his provider said they were having technical difficulties Lucas_Strongbow quit. Igfig: aright Igfig: next week, action stuff happens. Igfig: Night, all. Heronius_XVI: Murders! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Night Ig. Heronius_XVI quit. Brigsby: well, uh... see you guys next week for some electric eel fighting action Thorn_the_Gnoll: And Hero. Brigsby quit. Igfig quit. Thorn_the_Gnoll: And Brigsby.