Brigsby: hey fortuna
Igfig: All right.  No OOC log today.
Brigsby: works for me
Frozenpie: great
Brigsby: I never read that anyway
Slim_Bankshot: Also, my internet may cut out. But usually pops right back on. So if it does, I'll only be a moment
Yin: We haven't been saying much in the OOC anyways.
Igfig: It's usually just in case we split the party
Frozenpie: That rarely goes well.
Igfig: Wait, why does Fortuna have an underscore?  One sec
Igfig: Ah, there we go
Igfig: OOC works now
Frozenpie: new hand please
Fortuna: Frozenpie drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Frozenpie drew PHANTOM ALLY (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you gain combat advantage against the targets of your at-will powers.
Fortuna: Frozenpie drew INNER STRENGTH (C)
Fortuna: Play either when you spend a healing surge or take the total defense action. You make a saving throw.
Fortuna: Frozenpie drew IT'S A TRAP! (R)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy ends its turn adjacent to you. One ally within 3 squares of you shifts up to 2 squares as a free action to a square adjacent to that enemy.
Igfig: Nice
Igfig: So.  Where were we last time?
Wilco: what is total defense?
Slim_Bankshot: Yeah, where were we?
Brigsby: I have no clue where we were
Wilco: me niether
Frozenpie: last time was like a month ago
Slim_Bankshot: Let me think
Slim_Bankshot: You had just rode the eel. i think.
Frozenpie: the session after that one
Igfig: Oh... it was The Depressing Episode.
Milo_Magnus: wait
Frozenpie: Yesh
Frozenpie: Adam showed up
Brigsby: no
Frozenpie: and had a hilarious slapfight with wilco
Brigsby: I am Adam
Frozenpie: whatever his name was
Wilco: I wreslted with Milo in the mud
Milo_Magnus: Did I show up last time or the time before that?
Igfig: Last time
Brigsby: Adam is the assassin that's actually /good/ at his job
Milo_Magnus: so this is just my second time
Milo_Magnus: from what I remember, we left the junkyard and were planning out our boat
Igfig: Yeah
Yin: Yup.
Frozenpie: ugghh
Frozenpie: We are going to the nicer city now?
Brigsby: I think nice is a relative term on this planet
Frozenpie: obviously
Igfig: I don't think you ever actually finalized your plans for the boat.... I should make a template for you guys to fill in
Igfig: or maybe make you build a model in Minecraft
Heronius_XVI: Let's say the boat will be nice
Heronius_XVI: and move on
Heronius_XVI: to something more interesting
Milo_Magnus: we were going to find some weapons for it
Igfig: anyway, yeah, you were going to go to the city for a look around and to find some stuff for it
Milo_Magnus: also Wilco broke my bunk
Heronius_XVI: Interior decorating has never been my passion.
Igfig: I don't really know what stuff, for the most part, because of the aforementioned lack of plans
Heronius_XVI: Explodey things
Heronius_XVI: things that create fires
Heronius_XVI: traps
Heronius_XVI: tameable animals
Wilco: lazers
Heronius_XVI: Armor
Wilco: at least one throne
Heronius_XVI: Engine upgrades
Brigsby: grappling hooks and guns
Milo_Magnus: no
Milo_Magnus: no none of that
Heronius_XVI: I will be the only one sitting a a Throne
Brigsby: I'll pull up the forums post
Wilco: YOU SHUT UP MILO
Heronius_XVI: Quiet milo
Milo_Magnus: we were getting some mounted crossbows, some armor and a generator
Heronius_XVI: You don't get any votes
Brigsby: You are the new guy, your vote doesn't count
Igfig: Right, that stuff
Wilco: *gives milo a swirly*
Heronius_XVI: You have no senority
Brigsby: Ig, I totally came up with a floorplan
Brigsby: first post on page 35
Milo_Magnus: I give wilco a pinkbelly
Igfig: I would really like a specific list of things, at some point
Wilco: what the hell is a pinkbelly
Heronius_XVI: I have no idea what my options are
Heronius_XVI: so I have no basis to make decisions
Wilco: We are going to need a crossbow at some point
Wilco: to keep us connected to any enemies
Milo_Magnus: mounted crossbows, generator for the engines, patches for the sails, fuel, armor
Brigsby: I'm just gonna throw stuff at it and whatever sticks is what we'll go with
Heronius_XVI: Is there an armament shop around?
Milo_Magnus: that's what we agreed on
Wilco: Maybe we can take the laser off of the tiny ship and put it on our new one?
Igfig: There are, yes
Slim_Bankshot: (I am here, just listening is all)
Milo_Magnus: let's go and see what they have then
Milo_Magnus: then we won't have to waste time
Igfig: So yeah, today was go to the city, find stuff, then go to the forest to the south to find a dungeon to loot to pay for it
Heronius_XVI: Good enough
Igfig: also there was something about a ship graveyard
Far-Walker: I say we find anime porn posters to put up near the pilot
Far-Walker: and then
Far-Walker: we call it the cockpit
Heronius_XVI: You disgust me.
Milo_Magnus: yes there was
Brigsby: that's a good way for the cockpit to get caught on fire
Milo_Magnus: I call dibs on the farthest possible bunk from farwalker
Brigsby: specifically because Hero's gonna be mad when he sees those
Heronius_XVI: Far-Walker doesn't sleep.
Heronius_XVI: Also, I get the biggest room.
Milo_Magnus: then I will not sleep either
Heronius_XVI: I need to fill it with my things.
Milo_Magnus: ...
Heronius_XVI: It will have a lock on the door.
Milo_Magnus: let's find a shop
Brigsby: I call the crow's nest even though I have bad perception
Milo_Magnus: are we in the city?
Igfig: I think you went just before we ended
Heronius_XVI: You can build a hobbit hut on the tip of the mast.
Igfig: lemme check
Milo_Magnus: I don't even know where we are.
Far-Walker: Me neither
Igfig: Strangely, I remember writing a description of what Phalant looked like, but now I can't find it
Igfig: looks like you departed, but didn't arrive yet
Heronius_XVI: might have been during a fortuna crash
Igfig: also possible
Igfig: well, in any case you get there
Milo_Magnus: alright
Igfig: Phalant is quite a bit larger than Horkon
Milo_Magnus: is there a map?
Igfig: one sec
Heronius_XVI: patience
Slim_Bankshot: I have work tomorrow. So I can't stay super late
Igfig: No, there's no map I'm afraid
Milo_Magnus: great
Milo_Magnus: can I find someone and ask them how to get to the market district?
Milo_Magnus: or the armorer?
Igfig: It's built, like Horkon, in the ruins of an an ancient, much larger city
Igfig: but here, the old buildings have been knocked down
Igfig: and made into walls and other, more reasonably-sized buildings
Brigsby: sounds like an improvement
Igfig: so the city itself looks much more like the cities and towns you're used to at home, just with a bunch of ancient towers a bit outside of city limits
Heronius_XVI: This is an improvement.
Wilco: hold on guys, I'll be back in like 30 seconds
Heronius_XVI: Then why even mention it?
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Milo_Magnus: I did this
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Igfig: You're approaching by air, right?  At night or during the day?
Milo_Magnus: 1d2
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d2: [1] = 1
Milo_Magnus: day
Wilco: okay back
Yin quit.
Wilco: Just in case something epic happened, like we needed to roll init and I wasn't there and you started shouting at me
Igfig: nope
Milo_Magnus: so we're flying towards the city
Far-Walker: cool
Milo_Magnus: can I look out and get a better view?
Igfig: Sure
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+7: [16] = 23
Igfig: You can see lots of ships, sturdy seagoing ships docked all along the water
Brigsby: question: do any of them have space-worthy engines?
Igfig: not far from the docks, near the centre of town, you can see some larger buildings, a market area, a citadel
Igfig: They do not, no
Heronius_XVI: I am not above stealing parts.
Heronius_XVI: And commiting felonius murders.
Igfig: They look pretty much like regular sailing ships
Wilco: I say we do that Hero
Milo_Magnus: good
Milo_Magnus: a market
Igfig: although some do appear to include materials other than wood, probably imported from Horkon
Slim_Bankshot: Horken is the best town
Igfig: stuff scavenged from the junkyards
Milo_Magnus: we could use some fabric for the sails
Milo_Magnus: I bet a shop by the harbor sells some 
Milo_Magnus: Hey
Milo_Magnus: who is piloting the ship?
Wilco: sails? For space?
Milo_Magnus: hang on
Milo_Magnus: who is piloting?
Igfig: Yeah, sails for maneuvering
Wilco: oh okay
Igfig: And probably Lucas
Heronius_XVI: I do the power, lucas does the steering
Brigsby: neither Lucas or Thorn are here
Igfig: I think you got sails from the guys back in Horkon who were repairing the ship
Igfig: They're in the background
Igfig: Unless you want some special unusual sails, you've already got them
Milo_Magnus: I meant fabric for repairs
Igfig: Oh, sure
Igfig: That, you can find easily
Milo_Magnus: anyways, let's land and see what we need
Igfig: All the basic stuff, you find easily
Heronius_XVI: we have enough cash for little things
Igfig: yeah
Heronius_XVI: its the major stuff that we will need to merc for.
Igfig: Yep.
Brigsby: guns, engines, harpoons, etc
Milo_Magnus: we could always borrow
Wilco: "borrow"
Milo_Magnus: it's not like we're ever heading back to this planet
Igfig: Y'know what, I'm just going to make a Google Doc so we can write all this stuff down
Heronius_XVI: good plan
Heronius_XVI: Cause I won't remember anything.
Brigsby: yyyup
Wilco: eeeyup
Milo_Magnus: eyup
Wilco: *chews on wheat stalk*
Brigsby: mmhmmm
Wilco: okay my homework is done
Slim_Bankshot: So hey I have a TF2 server now
Slim_Bankshot: That is all
Milo_Magnus: lets land
Igfig: OOC talk in OOC
Igfig: also, Google Docs is being trouble
Wilco: want me to do it?
Wilco: I've got google docs working fine with this new layout
Igfig: No, it's good now
Wilco: Okay
Igfig: https://docs.google.com/document/d/167jvG4bSSoFwmzw_MvulA1Ad_8RwEvnzQ0H959dz_Y4/edit
Wilco: you need to set it to public
Igfig: Yeah, I'm trying but it doesn't want to open that menu
Igfig: " Sorry, sharing is unavailable at this time. Please try again later."
Igfig: okay, yeah maybe you should do it
Wilco: okay what do I need to put down?
Slim_Bankshot: GOOGLE WHY DO YOU HATE SHARING?!
Brigsby: how about we just write it all down somewhere else for now, and worry about messing with the Google Doc later
Slim_Bankshot: GOOGLE STOP BEING SO SELFISH!
Brigsby: so we can actually get to playing
Igfig: Okay, where would you like to do that
Slim_Bankshot: I like that
Slim_Bankshot: Can the scribbleboard thing do text?
Igfig: yeah, I'm just not quite sure what playing is going to consist of
Igfig: yes, it can
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Milo_Magnus: I just want to buy stuff and shoot stuff
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Milo_Magnus: we've been flying for a goddamn month now
Igfig: I agree, I do too
Igfig: Fuck, okay
Milo_Magnus: lets land and go to the market
Far-Walker: Everyone: Land Already
Wilco: *land*
Igfig: This whole planet has been all goddamn shopping
Milo_Magnus: land
Igfig: and it's actually really annoying to me too
Brigsby: except for the very begginning
Brigsby: and the worms
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm lost, what's suddenly happening?
Brigsby: nothing has happened
Brigsby: we're landing at Phalant
Wilco: we are trying to land
Igfig: And I would really like to be able to just get past the shopping and shit and actually do stuff
Milo_Magnus: we may be doing a robbery
Heronius_XVI: then railroad that shit
Milo_Magnus: right now we need to land and get off and go look around
Heronius_XVI: you are DM
Slim_Bankshot: Bust in and shoot up the stalls
Heronius_XVI: Burn up the stalls
Milo_Magnus: let's go clubbing
Heronius_XVI: seals?
Milo_Magnus: have you all got your clubs?
Igfig: If it wasn't for the fact that I don't seem to know exactly what you guys want, and you don't seem to know what you can get, and we can't seem to discuss this between sessions in a way that gets us anywhere
Milo_Magnus: So we're typical american shoppers
Milo_Magnus: perfect
Far-Walker: I think we can totally skip shopping if this ship is working
Heronius_XVI: I am canadian.
Wilco: Me too
Wilco: geez Milo
Igfig: I'd be happy to just say, "Okay, you manage to find all that stuff, it'll cost X much, so now lets go kill something"
Milo_Magnus: ...fine
Igfig: *'
Milo_Magnus: you're DM
Brigsby: can we not do that?
Milo_Magnus: I want to go to that ship graveyard
Wilco: Yeah why can't we?
Milo_Magnus: loot and fight and shit
Heronius_XVI: How about we got loot some shit to build up funds
Brigsby: We're looking for engines, guns, armor, and harpoons
Wilco: yes, let's go there, instead of shopping
Heronius_XVI: for a shopping spree
Wilco: We could find all that shit
Milo_Magnus: lets go shopping after we get some money
Wilco: and then go home
Wilco: Maybe at the end of the dungeon is a big crashed ship that has everything we need
Milo_Magnus: I don't care
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So yar off we go to the adventure then.
Wilco: Tally ho!
Milo_Magnus: yes
Milo_Magnus: we stop trying to land and head to the ship graveyard
Wilco: I think we need to land to get there
Igfig: Right, but the thing is
Milo_Magnus: *punches wilco
Igfig: Engines: Not generally just for sale.  You're only going to get part of what you need in that department
Wilco: Then we can scavenge it from the ship graveyard. It's space ship graveyard right?
Brigsby: whatever we can't get, then that's that. We'll take whatever we can, but if we can't find any of a thing, then no problem
Heronius_XVI: we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
Igfig: Guns: The standard ship weapons here are catapults and ballistae.  Some artificers have black powder weaponry
Wilco: Can't we just take the gun off of our little escape pod?
Igfig: Armour: I have no idea what
Igfig: Yes, definitely
Heronius_XVI: Big pieces of metal
Igfig: but it's one gun
Heronius_XVI: Are armor
Wilco: Then we are one step closer to our gun problem being solved
Wilco: We can tie together the bodies of all of our kills
Igfig: Okay, so you'll probably be slow, with big pieces of metal bolted on
Wilco: and attach them to the sides as armor
Heronius_XVI: We wanted to be a man-o-war type deal anyway
Igfig: Harpoons: Sure, that's fine
Wilco: I'd rather be slow but be able to take the hits then go down in flames because we couldn't
Igfig: And then other stuff: like, I have no idea if you even intend to have landing gear
Wilco: want me to write this stuff down?
Igfig: Please
Wilco: okay hold on
Milo_Magnus: we do need landing gear
Milo_Magnus: also
Milo_Magnus: a generator
Igfig: Same deal as the engines
Brigsby: also air tanks?
Heronius_XVI: also, MURDERS
Brigsby: if we're gonna be slower, we need more air to make the same distance, right?
Milo_Magnus: yeah
Igfig: Well, over interstellar distances speeds are pretty similar from ship to ship
Igfig: when I said speed, I meant more the handling at sublight speeds
Brigsby: ah, ok
Heronius_XVI: once you hit the speed of light, everything is going the same speed
Wilco: okay
Brigsby: Yeah, if we're gonna be slower anyway, we might as well up our armor so we can take the hits that we can't dodge anymore
Wilco: I have harpoons, armor, weapons, landing gear & generator
Milo_Magnus: yeah
Wilco: what else?
Milo_Magnus: oh
Milo_Magnus: we need a moisture collector
Wilco: so we can be more star warsy?
Milo_Magnus: kinda
Milo_Magnus: but we need water
Milo_Magnus: I need water
Wilco: "You couldn't hit the broad side of a moisture evaporator! Har har har"
Brigsby: water is for sissies
Igfig: Any, I've been sort of freaking out about this whole ship situation because I don't have any solid idea of how to manage this whole situation
Heronius_XVI: Fudge it.
Igfig: also how to type a coherent sentence about it
Milo_Magnus: we can do it the same way Transcendence handles ships
Wilco: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19dNSp5SlpfGlwdgP5HcY2FUSdGGhYwNOTMql_lkvd6A/edit?hl=en_US
Wilco: any of you can edit that
Milo_Magnus: front left right rear armor
Milo_Magnus: and then weapon and item slots
Brigsby: yeah, it's not really that big of a deal. The floorplan is a Caravel from Stormwrack, and we can just throw a couple cheap guns on the sides
Brigsby: just wing it
Milo_Magnus: haha
Igfig: like, what kind of engines and stuff you'd be able to get... my usual technique is to play it through, the negotiations and all, and let the solution figure itself out dynamically
Wilco: that may not work
Igfig: it does sometimes
Igfig: but honestly, it'd be boring and the shoppingness already has been boringing
Milo_Magnus: depends on the power output of our generator
Brigsby: Well, if it'd be too hard to figure out how we would negotiate ourselves some engines, why can't we just find some scrap ones?
Igfig: Also the caravel is actually shorter than your ship
Brigsby: ah
Milo_Magnus: goddamn it
Wilco: Caravel?
Igfig: your ship is a hundred feet long
Heronius_XVI: how about we go kill some things
Wilco: oh my
Wilco: Yes, I say we go murder
Igfig: right... and the other thing is, I'm not particularly well-prepared for the killing and looting stuff today
Wilco: dang
Igfig: I expected you'd spend all of today in the city
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh.
Milo_Magnus: then we go back to the thief plan
Wilco: I agree
Milo_Magnus: alright
Heronius_XVI: Okay lets rob some fuckers
Wilco: Just steal everything
Igfig: I had a random combat encounter for in the city
Heronius_XVI: I have no moral quandries
Wilco: Hero you usually know where to do these things
Wilco: lead on
Heronius_XVI: Let's do that then.
Milo_Magnus: why didn't you say so
Milo_Magnus: let's do this
Igfig: well yeah, but I wanted a reason for it to happen to make it not random
Wilco: We are caught stealing?
Igfig: ....yeah, you're right
Igfig: fuck it
Heronius_XVI: They are bandit types
Brigsby: it's time for the band to go stealing
Heronius_XVI: They think I am some rich dude cause of my nice clothes
Brigsby: we all need bandanas
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or maybe they heard rumors from somewhere that we are rockers.
Wilco: *gasps*
Heronius_XVI: That works
Milo_Magnus: let's land
Igfig: Let's have this random fight, and then at the end of the session we can go head to the forest and we can have the intro of the stuff that will happen there
Heronius_XVI: good plab
Wilco: plab
Heronius_XVI: we can use the forest as our base
Wilco: hahaha
Milo_Magnus: okay
Milo_Magnus: my lord
Heronius_XVI: for the looting and pillaging of this community
Milo_Magnus: let's go
Milo_Magnus: no
Milo_Magnus: we do this quietly
Milo_Magnus: this is a big fucking city
Wilco: Lammeeee
Wilco: Milo is laammeee
Brigsby: Quietly? You haven't been with this group long
Brigsby: We don't really /do/ quiet
Heronius_XVI: hahaha
Brigsby: Except Thorn
Heronius_XVI: heronius napalm does not /skulk/
Heronius_XVI: Heronius Napalm XVI
Brigsby: Even if we tried to be sneaky, Wilco would inevitably do something stupid and then it'd all go to hell
Wilco: *trips*
Brigsby: So let's just go Shock and Awe up in this
Milo_Magnus: alright
Milo_Magnus: still this is a huge city
Wilco: If worst comes to worst I can sit on the enemies
Milo_Magnus: I say we do hit and run tactics
Brigsby: then we'll just stay in the outskirts
Milo_Magnus: wilco will be a shield
Wilco: I can do that
Heronius_XVI: Drop wilco on the city
Heronius_XVI: Watch it collapse into a crater
Wilco: salvage the wreckage
Igfig: Okay, so what is going on then?
Milo_Magnus: we land
Milo_Magnus: we rob a few stores blind
Milo_Magnus: and we break for the forest
Igfig: Because I have no clue what I'm doing
Igfig: okay
Heronius_XVI: good, call it a challengge
Brigsby: The random encounter can be the police or something
Heronius_XVI: Also, someone fire the shuttle gun at a building
Heronius_XVI: and I'll start some fires
Wilco: when they all run we rob them blind
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wouldn't tearing this town a new one upset our cleric?
Heronius_XVI: we had a cleric?
Brigsby: Warpriest, not a cleric
Wilco: who cares what he thinks
Heronius_XVI: see
Heronius_XVI: perfect
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Same thing, different moniker.
Brigsby: meh
Brigsby: it's not like he's a paladin *cough cough*
Milo_Magnus: igfig what are we doing?
Milo_Magnus: give us the setting
Igfig: You do what you want, I guess
Igfig: I was just going to skip to this battle
Wilco: I step out of the shuttle
Brigsby: Alright, let's land and rob some ship stores
Wilco: and breath in the thick air of the city
Heronius_XVI: I magic missle the nearest pedestrain.
Igfig: because like I said, I am utterly unprepared and mildly freaking out
Heronius_XVI: calm down
Igfig: Only mildly, it's cool
Milo_Magnus: Do you want one of us to help you?
Brigsby: woah, we're killing pedestrians?
Slim_Bankshot: Don't worry Ig
Heronius_XVI: aren't we?
Slim_Bankshot: We can improvise
Heronius_XVI: Got to make a name for ourselves
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think the majority of our alignments fall outside of the willing to kill pedestrians zone.
Heronius_XVI: but I am most concerned with the acquisition of wealth
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That's kinda, chaotic evil territory I think.
Heronius_XVI: the murders aren't important
Brigsby: Let's... try to cut down on that
Milo_Magnus: let's just get to the store
Milo_Magnus: I look for a bank
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+7: [20] = 27
Milo_Magnus: YES
Igfig: It's like, I could do a battle pretty easily, but I'm not sure I could properly represent the consequences of unbridled banditry
Brigsby: angry mob of citizens attack us? Police show up?
Heronius_XVI: You'll managa
Heronius_XVI: e
Igfig: It's a bunch of guys
Milo_Magnus: I just rolled a 20, we are robbing a goddamn bank
Thorn_the_Gnoll: If there is one to see.
Brigsby: No, it just means you looked REALLY HARD for a bank
Igfig: they're a gang, or bandits, or something?
Brigsby: we're encroaching on their turf or something. 
Milo_Magnus: posse
Brigsby: Posse works too
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Still the whole heard rumors of rockers thing, or they don't take kindly to strangers round these parts, or some other other option.
Igfig: I can't even decide what is a good idea or not, plotwise
Igfig: at the moment
Heronius_XVI: Could be our intention to steal everything that isnt nailed down.
Igfig: so there are guys and you are fighting them
Heronius_XVI: Igfig
Heronius_XVI: two simple words
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, the heard rumors of rockers thing could work plotwise.
Heronius_XVI: roll init.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause then that means someone is spreading those rumors.
Igfig: That is a sentiment I can get behind, Hero.
Heronius_XVI: we don't know why they are attacking us
Brigsby: did we already steal stuff?
Heronius_XVI: they just jumped us
Wilco: They are just assholes
Heronius_XVI: so fuck it
Far-Walker quit.
Milo_Magnus: NO
Igfig:  1d20+7 RH init
Fortuna: Igfig, RH init: [7] = 14
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [5] = 11
Brigsby: or did we just land with the intent to steal stuff, then immediately get jumped?
Igfig:  1d20+5 RG init
Fortuna: Igfig, RG init: [16] = 21
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+6: [7] = 13
Brigsby: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+6: [10] = 16
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+4: [8] = 12
Igfig:  1d20+7 RS init
Fortuna: Igfig, RS init: [12] = 19
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [18] = 28
Igfig: and...crap, no regions marked on the map
Wilco: oh shit my initiative is 8
Heronius_XVI: Brown lightening
Wilco: 11+3
Fortuna: Wilco, 11+3: [] = 14
Igfig: Okay, we are going to try this without marked regions
Igfig: One region is 2.5 squares
Heronius_XVI: +2 wilco
Heronius_XVI: why not just do squares for once?
Wilco: oops
Wilco: yeah thanks
Wilco: I don't like squares
Wilco: Regions are rad
Brigsby: so we're still doing regions? Yeah, what Hero said, why not squares?
Heronius_XVI: I don't care what you like.
Heronius_XVI: They aren't difficult
Igfig: We could do squares too
Wilco: They aren't difficult
Wilco: I just like regions
Brigsby: it just seems easier on both ends
Igfig: I also like regions
Igfig: but okay
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Let's just do squares, no regions on the map, squares are already there.  Some variety and such.
Wilco: fine
Brigsby: Init: Thorn, RG, RS, Brigsby, RH, Wilco, Milo, Hero
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Wilco: Huh, connection was reset
Brigsby: So, uh, everyone put yourselves on the map?
Milo_Magnus: let's fight
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Brigsby: oh, S stands for Sniper
Igfig: Sharpshooter, yeah
Brigsby: Still need Thorn on the map
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That is the TG, Thorn the Gnoll
Brigsby: oh
Brigsby: That's confusing
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Suppose I can just change it to a T though.
Brigsby: Yeah, T was what I'm used to
Brigsby: so are we getting jumped mid-robbery or what?
Igfig: I do not know
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think we've had time to start robbing stuff.
Brigsby: Works for me
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I mean the set lay out of the enemies looks more full blown planned ambush then something else.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What with the sharpshooter on the roof.
Igfig: Yeah... I dunno, I just put it there
Brigsby: what does the H and G stand for?
Igfig: Harrier and... you'll see
Brigsby: gotcha
Igfig: Maybe these guys should be somewhere not on the roof
Igfig: okay
Heronius_XVI: Doesn't matter where they are.
Brigsby: they will be murdered
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, put them where you want them to be.
Igfig: I think we are ready
Thorn_the_Gnoll: If they're on the roof that gives me an excuse to climb something.
Brigsby: why climb when you can fly, I always say
Igfig: Good point
Igfig: Okay, let's go then
Igfig: Thorn, you are first
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ooooooh.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, how tall is that house anyways?
Igfig: Also, executive decision, I'm rearranging the enemies init to be more spread out
Igfig: It's normal house height
Brigsby: 10, 20 ft?
Fortuna: Brigsby, ft?: [] = (10, 20)
Brigsby: stop that, Fortuna
Igfig: if you hopped up on that hay bale or something, you could just reach the bottom of the roof
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, so probably 10 to 15 feet tall then.
Igfig: At the edge, yeah
Brigsby: Thorn, I've got an ability that will get us both up ON the roof
Igfig: somewhat higher in the middle
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Heronius_XVI: Or I could just burn them
Heronius_XVI: From the ground
Wilco: okay my computer activated the emergency self destruct
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh really?
Wilco: but I'm back
Wilco: what have I missed
Heronius_XVI: or knock them off the roof
Heronius_XVI: nothing
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also nah I want to practice my Stabber on the Roof performance.
Brigsby: gotcha
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Plus then I can leap off the roof down on to someone.
Heronius_XVI: Do what you want, I will too.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Be all the ninja I can be.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, it'll take an acrobatics check/athletics check to get up I believe.
Heronius_XVI: brb
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Probably just athletics.
Igfig: Yep, go ahead
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+8: [18] = 26
Igfig: yep
Brigsby: climbing is Athletics unless you have an ability that makes it acrobatics, I think
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, so I move with my new Ambush trick, climb up onto the roof, and I believe I have just enough movement to make it to the guy on the roof.
Igfig: Okay
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So now I'll stab him.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Suppose I didn't need Ambush trick actually, either way, backstab ahoy.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+17
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+17: [8] = 25
Thorn_the_Gnoll: vs. AC
Brigsby: jeeeez
Igfig: Hit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+8: [3, 4, 3, 1] = 19
Igfig:  17, though?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, normally 12, 14 with Combat Advantage, 17 with Backstab.
Igfig: wow
Igfig: okay
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, I nabbed Light Blade Expertise last level up.
Igfig: You give him a good stabbing, and he only just twists aside
Igfig: That all?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I believe so.
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: The G, as it turns out, is a Grenadier.
Wilco: shhhiiiiiittt
Brigsby: fuck me in the butt
Wilco: Okay
Igfig: He draws from his pouch a round, black ball
Heronius_XVI: I will set his satchel on fire.
Heronius_XVI: Then see what happens
Wilco: That will be awesome
Milo_Magnus: It's a good thing I'm not bunched with y'all
Igfig: Hurls it to land just between Milo and Brigsby
Brigsby: the explosion will probably just be a burst 1
Brigsby: does he roll attack for that?
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs. Ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref: [13] = 21
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs. Ref on Milo
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref on Milo: [2] = 10
Brigsby: SECOND CHANCE
Igfig: first was brigsby
Brigsby: reroll that 21, sir
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs. Ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref: [6] = 14
Slim_Bankshot: (I do not know what Grenadier means. Is that bad?)
Wilco: it means he has grenades
Brigsby: miss
Heronius_XVI: (means he throws gernades)
Igfig: well, he misses you both
Igfig: well, partly
Brigsby: poop
Igfig: you are both splashed with thick, black oil
Wilco: poop indeed
Brigsby: my favorite kind of oil
Igfig: you both have vulnerable 5 fire until the end of the encounter
Brigsby: I have +5 fire resist, so is that just normal for me now?
Heronius_XVI: ooo ooo, go hug one of the enemies, be a torch for me.
Igfig: Yep
Brigsby: yay
Brigsby: Fire Lizard comes in handy
Igfig: And that's it
Igfig: Brigdby!
Brigsby: play Phantom Ally please
Fortuna: Brigsby played PHANTOM ALLY (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you gain combat advantage against the targets of your at-will powers.
Fortuna: Brigsby drew MIGHT MAKES RIGHT (U)
Fortuna: Play when you make an intimidate or diplomacy check. You gain a bonus to the check equal to the number of unbloodied allies adjacent to you.
Brigsby: Storm Walk against grenadier
Igfig: k
Brigsby: 1d20+9+2
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9+2: [5] = 16
Brigsby: vs fort
Igfig: Ahh, just barely
Igfig: hit
Brigsby: yess
Brigsby: 1d8+12
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d8+12: [8] = 20
Brigsby: and I shift
Igfig: Aright
Igfig: The sharpshooter
Brigsby: wait
Brigsby: the shift was part of the attack
Brigsby: Now I'm moving
Igfig: Oh
Igfig: sorry
Brigsby: okay
Brigsby: and I'll take cover in the alley I guess
Brigsby: DONE
Igfig: The sharpshooter draws a short sword with his free hand
Igfig: slashes at Thorn
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [14] = 25
Igfig:  1d6+7 damager
Fortuna: Igfig, damager: [5] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hit.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hurt.
Igfig: And then he spends a move action... watching you.  Really closesly.
Igfig: Done.
Thorn_the_Gnoll is disconcerted by his ogling.
Igfig: WIlco!
Wilco: I'll use Eldritch bolt on the grenadier
Wilco: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+8: [4] = 12
Wilco: oh god dammit
Igfig: thass a miss
Wilco: Okay instead I'll move a little and give Hero some cover
Wilco: and that's all
Wilco: NO WAIT
Wilco: I'll use defender aura
Wilco: okay now that is all
Igfig: okay
Brigsby: what are you defending him from, the wall?
Wilco: the harriars
Wilco: it's their turn
Slim_Bankshot: There are 2, yes?
Wilco: 3
Slim_Bankshot: The third was hidden atop the roof
Slim_Bankshot: Anyway
Slim_Bankshot: H1 will move past that low wall so Wilco is in range
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+9 vs wilco
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, vs wilco: [15] = 24
Wilco: hit
Igfig: Damage?
Slim_Bankshot:  2d6 + 5 dam
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, dam: [4, 2] = 11
Igfig: This is with his crossbow?
Slim_Bankshot: Yes. Sorry
Slim_Bankshot: Does H2 have wilco in range?
Brigsby: did he move on the map?
Wilco: someone move H1 on the map
Slim_Bankshot: Has now
Brigsby: gotcha
Igfig: The crossbow has a range of 10 squares, so yes
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco isn't hidden behind that low wall?
Igfig: since Wilco is 6 away
Wilco: yes
Igfig: he does have cover, yes
Slim_Bankshot: So a penalty to the roll?
Igfig: -2
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+7
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+7: [6] = 13
Wilco: miss
Slim_Bankshot: Drat
Wilco: I point and laugh at him
Wilco: *Har har har*
Slim_Bankshot: He flips you off
Wilco: "Whoa, this guy is hardcore"
Slim_Bankshot: #3 gets all up in thorns grill and flanks him
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think he needs to be behind me to do that.
Milo_Magnus: did you hear that thron?
Milo_Magnus: flanks
Wilco: Hey milo is alive
Milo_Magnus: ive been watching
Wilco:  mmkay
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+11
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+11: [13] = 24
Slim_Bankshot: Suck it, thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hit it is.
Igfig: damage?
Slim_Bankshot:  2d6+5 dam
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, dam: [1, 6] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ouch again.
Slim_Bankshot: and I think that is it for them
Igfig: Indeed
Igfig: Also, Thorn can't make opportunity attacks until the end of this guy's next turn.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Damn.
Igfig: Milo is up!
Igfig: Hero, on deck!
Milo_Magnus: alright
Heronius_XVI: Righto
Slim_Bankshot: Yes, thank you ig
Milo_Magnus: I fire my crossbow at the grenader
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+11: [4] = 15
Igfig: That is a miss
Milo_Magnus: NOT AGAIN
Heronius_XVI: :(
Igfig: You'd miss less if you took steps to gain combat advantage
Milo_Magnus: that's true
Igfig: such as hiding
Heronius_XVI: you are a rogue, that is what you are supposed to do.
Heronius_XVI: try that now.
Igfig: Thieves have it a bit easier
Thorn_the_Gnoll: With all our nifty tricks.
Wilco: indeed
Heronius_XVI: those are cool as hell
Wilco: And cunning stalker
Milo_Magnus: I take cover in the alley with brigsby
Wilco: Cunning stalker is amazing
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm still unsure whether I'll be taking Cunning Stalker eventually or not.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Moving this to OOC.
Brigsby: get your own square
Igfig: The harrier on the roof can still see you guys, but you can roll a Stealth check to hide from everyone elese
Milo_Magnus: that's good
Heronius_XVI: my turn?
Igfig: if you actually go in the alley
Brigsby: no seriously, get your own square. You can't share squares
Brigsby: there we go
Igfig: Milo, are you rolling Stealth?
Brigsby: I was doing it for cover, not stealth
Milo_Magnus: yes
Milo_Magnus: but I was doing it for cover?
Milo_Magnus: so I could take up a better firing position?
Wilco: what if Milo climbed into your backpack?
Wilco: like C-3P0
Igfig: Milo is not actually a pony
Wilco: I know
Heronius_XVI: That would be awkward
Milo_Magnus: *nickers*
Igfig: and he's bigger than Brigsby
Wilco: If he was I use him as my sted
Milo_Magnus: uh
Wilco: steed*
Brigsby: everyone is bigger than me
Heronius_XVI: the term is whicker
Milo_Magnus: look I'm just trying to gain combat advantage here
Igfig: You can just take cover, instead
Milo_Magnus: I thought taking cover gives me that
Igfig: Cover gives other people a penalty to attack you
Milo_Magnus: okay
Milo_Magnus: I will do that
Milo_Magnus: I am taking cover
Igfig: Successfully hiding, which is something you can do if you have sufficient cover, gives you combat advantage
Igfig: is that everything, then?
Slim_Bankshot: *stud
Wilco: haha
Brigsby: Hero turn?
Heronius_XVI: yesh?
Heronius_XVI: Okay
Heronius_XVI: GLib tongue
Heronius_XVI: Charm of misplaced wrath on H3
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+10 vs Will
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, vs Will: [14] = 24
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: Hit
Heronius_XVI: he slides 3 sqaures backward
Heronius_XVI: off the roof
Slim_Bankshot: Back in a couple minutes guys
Slim_Bankshot: Gotta take my meds
Milo_Magnus: yes
Heronius_XVI: thats 1d10 for the fall
Heronius_XVI: 1d20
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20: [16] = 16
Heronius_XVI: 1d10
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d10: [6] = 6
Igfig: "Whoaaa!"  he says.
Brigsby: I'll use a boon as an immediate reaction
Igfig: and falls prone
Heronius_XVI: wait brigs
Heronius_XVI: more yet
Heronius_XVI: He then makes a basic ranged attack.
Brigsby: I know, just throwing it out there
Heronius_XVI: What is the range?
Heronius_XVI: for his Cbow
Igfig:  10/20
Fortuna: Igfig,  10/20: [] = 0
Heronius_XVI: okay
Heronius_XVI: basic ranged at the grenadier
Igfig: hmm, fortuna's math is bad
Igfig: okay
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [2] = 11
Igfig: miss
Heronius_XVI: aww 
Heronius_XVI: H3 is dazed
Heronius_XVI: that is that spell
Igfig: That is a good spell
Heronius_XVI: I am fond of it.
Brigsby: I'll use my boon then, on H3 since that's who the initial attack was on
Igfig: Right-o!
Heronius_XVI: Do we both get a separate one?
Brigsby: Boon of Coordination, allows me to use an at-will against the target of an ally's attack
Brigsby: You already had your attack, the boon just lets me get a shot in too
Heronius_XVI: okay
Brigsby: I take a penalty since he's prone, right?
Brigsby: or are we going to pull a retroactive "shot him while he was falling" thing?
Igfig: Yeah
Igfig: uh
Igfig: The reaction happens right after the hit
Igfig: so... yeah, while he's falling I guess
Brigsby: so while he's falling, gotcha
Wilco: that is rad
Brigsby: Lightning Strike
Brigsby: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [17] = 26
Igfig: technically it should have been while he was on the roof, but rule of cool prevails
Igfig: ouch
Igfig: Smell of burnt flesh!
Igfig: Bloodied
Brigsby: 1d8+10 Lightning, Sharpshooter takes 4
Fortuna: Brigsby, Lightning, Sharpshooter takes 4: [8] = 18
Igfig: oh, oops
Igfig: I misrecoreded damage
Brigsby: the 26 was the attack
Igfig: yeah, I am not think good
Brigsby: 18 damage, plus the 6 for the fall. 24 total
Igfig: not quite bloodied after all
Brigsby: S takes 4 because of chain lightning and such
Heronius_XVI: you can add a d6 to that
Igfig: k
Brigsby: actually yeah, I have another boon
Igfig: Firestorm!
Brigsby: Boon of Firestorm, add 1d6 fire/thunder damage to an attack
Wilco: hell yes
Brigsby: so
Wilco: I was going to use that on my turn
Brigsby: 1d6
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d6: [4] = 4
Heronius_XVI: the three of us have it.
Brigsby: You still can, it's a daily power we all have
Slim_Bankshot: OK sorry
Slim_Bankshot: Whos turn?
Brigsby: Thorn
Igfig: H3 is now bloddied
Milo_Magnus: guys
Slim_Bankshot: Oh man I missed mine
Milo_Magnus: thorn's magical chat device has died
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry. My mom had to talk to me about work tomorrow
Milo_Magnus: he is going to be out of commish
Wilco: oh my
Igfig: Uh oh
Igfig: Someone want to control him?
Heronius_XVI: I move then end
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh my turn, right.
Igfig: Oh, Hi thorn.
Heronius_XVI: Yes
Heronius_XVI: Go ahead.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, I'm going to pull out my THORN'S ROPE OF BEAST BINDING and garrote this here sharpshooter fellow.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: To grab him.
Igfig: Go ahead
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I believe that, oh, Ambush Trick first for Combat Advantage.
Igfig: Okay
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+13 vs. not sure this is my first time garroting someone.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. not sure this is my first time garroting someone.: [9] = 22
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm guessing AC or Reflex.
Wilco: It sounds like ref
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar.
Igfig: It's vs Ref
Igfig: but are you proficient with the garrote?
Igfig: You aren't by default.
Brigsby: awwww shiiiit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I should have really looked this up ahead of time.
Igfig: Yeah
Igfig: so it's only +9, then?
Igfig: er, +10
Igfig: for a total of 19
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah so 19 vs. Reflex.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe.
Igfig: which is, as it happens, exactly enough
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hurrah!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d4+7 damage and he is grabbed.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, damage and he is grabbed.: [2] = 9
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait, sneak attack too.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d6
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 2d6: [4, 6] = 10
Thorn_the_Gnoll: For a total of 19 again.
Igfig: Oof
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And he is grabbed.
Igfig: Okay...actually
Igfig: He uses Archer's Decoy
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And...  oh, well there goes my plan to knock him off the roof and hang him.
Igfig: which gives him +2 to AC and Ref until start of his next turn
Wilco: ouch
Heronius_XVI: Action point!
Wilco: Do it1
Wilco: !*
Igfig: you actually garroted a broom
Wilco: Beat him with it!
Heronius_XVI: hit him with the broom!
Heronius_XVI: Break it in half and impale him!
Wilco: Uhh
Wilco: That would be hard
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmm..  could I whip the broom at his face with the garrote?
Igfig: You could try
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or, something.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oooooh.
Brigsby: broom-chucks
Wilco: What roll would that be
Heronius_XVI: garrote him again
Igfig: Thievery to pull it off, attack roll to hit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well I'm going to make an attack roll for the garrote again, action point, I still have combat advantage.
Igfig: ok
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, thievery check first then.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 Thievery.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Thievery.: [1] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Guess not.
Heronius_XVI: what was that for?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: To the broom smacking.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't know honestly.
Wilco: ahahaha
Thorn_the_Gnoll: ON to the garroting.
Heronius_XVI: you don't steal any roof shingles
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [14] = 24
Wilco: yay~
Igfig: That is a hit
Brigsby: Thorn gonna choke a bitch
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, and technically I didn't do my sneak attack damage then cause of his decoy so:
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d4+2d6+7
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d4+2d6+7: [3, 2, 1] = 13
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah well.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I now have him grabbed with my rope again, now can I try to hang him or shall that have to wait for the next turn?
Heronius_XVI: You have a move action
Igfig: Next turn, I'm afrad
Heronius_XVI: no wait
Heronius_XVI: you don't
Igfig: but he's bloodied
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Why does Hero say I do not?
Heronius_XVI: you used your trick
Igfig: I don't know
Heronius_XVI: which is a move action
Igfig: last turn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar my Trick is a move action.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Had my minor, then I action pointed for the second grab attempt.
Heronius_XVI: anyway
Heronius_XVI: Grenadier
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: The grenadier flings a firebomb into the mouth of the alleyway.
Brigsby: shit
Igfig:  2#1d20+8 vs. Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fort: [6] = 14; vs. Fort: [10] = 18
Igfig: Brig, then Milo
Igfig: Yesno?
Brigsby: miss
Igfig:  1d8+5+5 fire damage, half on a miss
Fortuna: Igfig, fire damage, half on a miss: [4] = 14
Thorn_the_Gnoll: You hit Milo.
Brigsby: so 7, got it
Igfig: yep
Igfig: oh, also he moved before that
Igfig: and go brigsby
Brigsby: where did he move?
Igfig: there
Brigsby: gotcha
Igfig: Also, Milo falls prone
Brigsby: Alright, I'll shoot from cover at G
Igfig: ok
Brigsby: Dancing Lightning
Milo_Magnus quit.
Brigsby: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [6] = 15
Brigsby: vs fort
Igfig: Miss
Brigsby: crap
Brigsby: in that case, action point
Brigsby: Howling Tempest
Brigsby: two attacks, one damage, right?
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Milo_Magnus: Sorry! Got called to a floor meeting
Igfig: Yeah
Brigsby: 2;1d20+9 vs fort
Brigsby: 2;1d20+9
Igfig: THat's "2#1d20+9+fort"
Brigsby: oh, right
Brigsby: it's been a while
Brigsby: 2#1d20+9 vs fort
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs fort: [1] = 10; vs fort: [2] = 11
Brigsby: crap
Brigsby: are you serious
Wilco: oh my
Igfig: Well, at least there's an effect
Brigsby: yeah, they take 4 when they start their turn in the storm
Brigsby: and now I'll make a stealth check to hide, I guess?
Brigsby: since I'm in cover in the alley
Igfig: Actually, you're not in deep enough to hide
Brigsby: nevermind then
Brigsby: end turn
Igfig: you need improved cover to hide
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Never taking his eyes off of you, Thorn, the sharpshooter very carefully and deliberately drops his sword, put his hand back on his crossbow, and shoots you in the gut.
Igfig:  1d20+13 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [13] = 26
Igfig: sorry, vs. Ref
Igfig:  2d8+5+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [8, 3] = 21
Brigsby: it's PvP night all over again
Igfig: He has a power called Careful Aim
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Don't I have him grabbed?
Igfig: yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Don't I, oh wait, no I don't get opportunity attacks yet.
Igfig: you can't make opportunity attacks, unfortunately
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: Are you still conscious?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Doesn't this having grabbed him help me in any way to avoid this man shooting me with a crossbow bolt?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause if not then yeah I'm totally out.
Igfig: You'd think so, but apparently not
Wilco: want me to move over there and heal you? 
Igfig: I guess you came at him from in front
Igfig: not behind
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, and also that last time I attacked him add another 2 damage actually cause I forgot to add the racial feature damage for being bloodied.
Igfig: ok
Wilco: crap your too far
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Bothersome.
Heronius_XVI: I like to think he aimed carefully over his own shoulder
Igfig: Well, you let go of him
Igfig: He then turns his piercing gaze to Heronius
Heronius_XVI: I wave
Igfig: Thorn, you begin to slide off the room
Igfig: *roof
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Crud.
Igfig: down toward the howlign tempest
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Curse my limp body and its ability to flow like rain off a roof!
Igfig: next turn, it'll be save or fall
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Brigsby!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Funsies.
Igfig: er
Igfig: Wilco!
Wilco: I'm here
Igfig: Harrier 1 on deck.
Brigsby: ...me?
Igfig: Wilco's turn.
Brigsby: I just went
Brigsby: ah
Slim_Bankshot: Me?
Wilco: can I just use valient strike to be able to use holy smite?
Wilco: because there is no one around me
Igfig: Yes
Wilco: Alright then I will use that and holy smite
Igfig: There is a guy right next to you
Wilco: 1d20+9 vs H1
Fortuna: Wilco, vs H1: [9] = 18
Wilco: AC
Igfig: yep
Wilco: Alrighty
Igfig: wait, only +9?
Wilco: 1d8+4+5
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d8+4+5: [5] = 14
Wilco: Also I'll add firestorm boon
Wilco: 1d6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d6: [4] = 4
Wilco: 18 damage
Igfig: okay
Igfig: there was one guy next to you though--the guy you attacked--so it would have been +10
Wilco: I thought it was only allies
Wilco: oh wait no
Wilco: I forgot
Wilco: yeah so 19
Wilco: it still hit though
Igfig: yep
Wilco: End turn
Wilco: no wait
Wilco: *crotch thrust*
Wilco: end turn
Igfig: Effects of Holy Smite?
Wilco: he's dazed
Wilco: I added the damage into the attack
Igfig: k
Wilco: it's Harrier 1's turn
Slim_Bankshot: Still me?
Slim_Bankshot: Good
Igfig: yep
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry
Wilco: H1 is dazed
handofevil joined #pwot_dnd.
Slim_Bankshot: Oh.
Igfig: Hi Hands!
Slim_Bankshot: can he still attack?
handofevil: Ello
Wilco: yes, he is only dazed
Wilco: it's a penalty to attack rocks
Igfig: Yeah, he only gets one action
Wilco: rolls*
Wilco: attack rocks
Wilco: oh
Igfig: Drey, roll init!
Wilco: Drey falls from the sky
Igfig: It is not a penalty to attack rolls, wilco
Igfig: but he does grant combat advantage
Slim_Bankshot: He'll just melee Wilco, then
Wilco: Aaahh
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+2
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+2: [19] = 21
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+9 Vwilco
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, Vwilco: [15] = 24
Wilco: Knee me in the crotch
Wilco: uhh
dreyrugr_nott: I HAVE FALLEN FROM THE SKY AND I SHALL NOW KICK ALL THE BUTTS
Wilco: hit
dreyrugr_nott: "What are we fighting?"
Wilco: Random guys
Brigsby: Wilco, explain things to your girlfriend
Wilco: ...
Wilco: Oh I just realized something
dreyrugr_nott: "They shall taste my long sword!"
Wilco: never mind though
dreyrugr_nott: "My tasty long sword."
dreyrugr_nott: "That I keep in my pants"
Slim_Bankshot: OK Wilco
Wilco: roll the damage?
Slim_Bankshot:  2d6+5
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  2d6+5: [6, 1] = 12
Slim_Bankshot: TASTE THAT 1, BITCH!
Wilco: IT HURTS
Wilco: OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH
dreyrugr_nott: So where will I be on the map and on the init scale?
Wilco: Where are our pets?
Igfig: I stuck you at the top, because someone didn't write down the init numbers
dreyrugr_nott: Awesome
Brigsby: *cough*
Igfig: and for location, wherever you like near the edge of the map
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He's after me, I had a 28.
Brigsby: twelve is bottom
Igfig: ok
Brigsby: but bottom and top are the same thing at this point
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar.
dreyrugr_nott: Thar I be
Igfig: Also, Milo it is your turn
Igfig: Please pay attention to when your turn is, folks
Igfig: We could easily do all this twice as fast
Milo_Magnus: sorry
Milo_Magnus: um
Wilco: Milo is always like this
Wilco: don't worry
Milo_Magnus: I'll move slightly first so I don't hit Brigsby
Milo_Magnus: and I'm gonna go shoot the fuck out of harrier 3
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+11: [2] = 13
Igfig: Sokay, it's assumed you'll tell him when to duck
Igfig: but k
Milo_Magnus: ...
Igfig: that is a miss though
Milo_Magnus: ><
Milo_Magnus: can I use a daily?
Brigsby: action point
Milo_Magnus: yes
Igfig: Sure
Igfig: You don't actually have to ask if you can use a daily
Heronius_XVI: (I can kill h3)
Wilco: (he has issues with daily powers)
Milo_Magnus: I'll get the grenader then
Igfig: ok
Igfig: with what?
Milo_Magnus: flattening shot GO
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+11: [6] = 17
Igfig: vs what?
Milo_Magnus: wait, sorry 1d20+11 vs AC
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11 
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+11: [14] = 25
Milo_Magnus: vs AC
Igfig: Also, that is an encounter power
Milo_Magnus: oh
Igfig: and you don't really get to reroll
Milo_Magnus: I thought the pink, so it's the gray then
Milo_Magnus: goddamit
Milo_Magnus: okay 17
Igfig: If only you'd had combat advantage
Milo_Magnus: I don't know how to gain combat advantage
Igfig: or any sort of bonus, really
Milo_Magnus: ... it was off by one, wasn't it
Igfig: Two, but yeah
Milo_Magnus: ><
Igfig: The main way for you to get CA is to use Stealth
Heronius_XVI: wanna explain in OOC so I can get my turn on?
Milo_Magnus: yes
Igfig: yes
Igfig: except
Igfig: it's H2's turn
Slim_Bankshot: Gotcha
Igfig: (we changed init so Slim doesn't have to do everything all at once)
Slim_Bankshot: H2 moves directly forward into that opening
Slim_Bankshot: Actually, with a speed of 6, just outside it
Slim_Bankshot: Then crossbow shot at M
Slim_Bankshot: That's Milo, yes?
Igfig: Yep
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+9: [3] = 12
Slim_Bankshot: Miss
Slim_Bankshot: (I hope)
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah.
Slim_Bankshot: Otherwise you have shitty AC
Slim_Bankshot: Also, this is my last round, probably
Slim_Bankshot: I
Slim_Bankshot: 'll leave after H3
Brigsby: I'm wearing cloth armor and my AC is higher than that, so yeah, his should be higher
Slim_Bankshot: Hero?
Heronius_XVI: okay
Slim_Bankshot: I NEED A NERO!
Slim_Bankshot: *HERO
Wilco: I NEED A DOCTOR
Heronius_XVI: Cinderfall hitting both H3 and G
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+10 vs H3
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, vs H3: [19] = 29
dreyrugr_nott: I'M A NERD
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+8vs G
dreyrugr_nott: Oh, you said nero
dreyrugr_nott: Carry on
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+8 vs G
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, vs G: [12] = 20
Heronius_XVI: ref
Heronius_XVI: 1d8+7
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d8+7: [8] = 15
Heronius_XVI: boo yah
Heronius_XVI: +1d6
Heronius_XVI: 1d6
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d6: [3] = 3
Brigsby: awesome
Heronius_XVI: 18 damage to whoever got hit
Brigsby: So it's a Firestorm again, neat
Igfig: h3?
Brigsby: H3 TAKES 4 THUNDER DAMAGE
Slim_Bankshot: OW! FUCK!
Heronius_XVI: 20 doesnt hi G?
Igfig: H3 is very, very close to dead
Igfig: Oh, sorry
Heronius_XVI: what about G!?
Igfig:  20 hits G too
dreyrugr_nott: TRIP HIM
Igfig: my bad
Heronius_XVI: H3 takes an extra 5
Heronius_XVI: part of the power
Igfig: !
Igfig: H3 burns.
Heronius_XVI: Everything must burn.
Brigsby: we can use this firestorm to burn down stores and mayhem etc.
Heronius_XVI: Action point
Heronius_XVI: Hypnotism on G
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+10: [20] = 30
Slim_Bankshot: DISCO INFERNO!
Heronius_XVI: yay
Wilco: that is a damn fine idea brigsby
Wilco: except I have used mine
Heronius_XVI: He grenades himself
Igfig: oh dear
Brigsby: chain reaction due to his bag-o'-grenades?
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Fort: [5] = 13
Heronius_XVI: +2 to the attack
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Man am I glad I'm still on the roof.
Igfig: if he'd hit, I'd have said yeah
Heronius_XVI: +4 sorry
Igfig: but 15 is not quite enough
Igfig: oh
Igfig:  17 is
Heronius_XVI: yay
Igfig: yes
Igfig: uhh
Igfig: um
dreyrugr_nott: I take it he dies and it's my turn then?
Brigsby: he explodes in a comical red mist
Igfig: His smoke bomb goes off as well
Slim_Bankshot: iS h3 DEAD?
Igfig: but it doesn't do all his bombs
Slim_Bankshot: Oops
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs fort: [18] = 26
Slim_Bankshot: RIP H3
Igfig: His smoke bomb envelops him
Slim_Bankshot: He was da best. my respeck
Slim_Bankshot: OK dudes. I'm out
Igfig: He is dazed and takes 10 ongoing damage
Slim_Bankshot: Wish me luck working hard tomorrow etc.
Igfig: oh, and the damage roll from the fire
Igfig: Bye Slim!  G'luck!
Igfig:  1d8+5
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d8+5: [8] = 13
Igfig: He also falls prone
Slim_Bankshot quit.
Heronius_XVI: I'm done.
Igfig: The grenadier is mad fucked
Heronius_XVI: That is my way.
Igfig: Okay
dreyrugr_nott: MY TURN RIGHT?
Igfig: Yes
dreyrugr_nott: Ok
Igfig: because h3 is dead
dreyrugr_nott: How far can I move with 2 moves?
dreyrugr_nott: I'm downgrading my standard
Brigsby: what's your move speed?
dreyrugr_nott: Unless I can move to someone with out that
Heronius_XVI: 12 spaces
Wilco: who is the guy who is dead?
dreyrugr_nott: 5
Heronius_XVI: you have just enough
dreyrugr_nott: YOU ARE WILCO
Brigsby: 10 spaces
dreyrugr_nott: You are dead
Heronius_XVI: nevermind
Wilco: WHAT A TWIST
Milo_Magnus: heh
Wilco: no but really someone is dead and I need to go heal them
Heronius_XVI: tthorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: *coughs*
dreyrugr_nott: oK
Wilco: oh right
Wilco: you can't cough if you are dead
dreyrugr_nott: How close can I move to some enemy
Wilco: wait crap thorn is on the roof
Igfig: Count the squares
Wilco: that is way too far
Thorn_the_Gnoll: As many squares as your move speed lets you.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I might fall off.
Igfig: Or maybe just have started closer
Milo_Magnus: alright, I actually have to leave.
Igfig: like on the street
Igfig: Okay, bye Milo!
Milo_Magnus: let's just say I have a booty call
dreyrugr_nott: I think that's right
dreyrugr_nott: 10 squares?
Igfig: right
Milo_Magnus: Igfig I'll PM you later 
dreyrugr_nott: I moved 10 squares right?
Milo_Magnus: about stuff
Igfig: ok
Milo_Magnus quit.
dreyrugr_nott: Could I hit H2 with a close blast 5 attack?
Igfig: Looks like way less than 10, drey
dreyrugr_nott: Or H1?
dreyrugr_nott: Oh
dreyrugr_nott: I have no idea how many more I can move then
Brigsby: count it
Igfig: Each square is 1 space
Brigsby: blast 5 is five squares
Igfig: And remember you can move diagonally
dreyrugr_nott: Ah. That was way less then 10 squares then
dreyrugr_nott: let me do that again
Igfig: that looks better
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
dreyrugr_nott: So
Igfig: although at this angle, you'll hit Wilco
Wilco: EEEK
Wilco: Do it
Wilco: I can dodge
Wilco: trust broseph
dreyrugr_nott: Wilco, how are you on heal- DOING
Igfig: you could also stand back a little, or take a step over
Wilco: what
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 I think is the roll
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, I think is the roll: [3] = 10
Wilco: wait how will he hit me
dreyrugr_nott: AH
Wilco: H1 is infront of him
Wilco: and hme
dreyrugr_nott: CURSE YOU FORTUNA
Wilco: me
Igfig: You have two more attack rolls to make though
dreyrugr_nott: 2#1d20+7
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+7: [16] = 23; 1d20+7: [4] = 11
Igfig: H2 and Wilco
dreyrugr_nott: WOOOO
Wilco: YOU BASTARD
Wilco: oh wait
Wilco: 11 is a miss
dreyrugr_nott: 1d6+2
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d6+2: [4] = 6
Wilco: WE'RE GOODS
Wilco: good*
dreyrugr_nott: I think that was the roll
Igfig: ok
Igfig: Thorn!
dreyrugr_nott: Yeah. 6 damage on H2
Wilco: thorn is currently dying
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yay saving throw time!
Wilco: ROLL A SAVE
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, saving to not go off the roof first.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20: [13] = 13
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And now saving to not die, partially.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20: [13] = 13
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yay.
Igfig: You're good. For now.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I get caught in the gutter.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or whatever those things the rain goes down in is called, don't remember.
Igfig: Gutter, I think.
Igfig: The grenadier!
Igfig: The Grenadier chokes to death on his own smoke
Igfig: the 10 ongoing damage
Wilco: poor guy
Igfig: Brigsby!
Brigsby: also he takes 4 from the storm
Igfig: also that
Brigsby: just adding that on there
Brigsby: okay, so
Brigsby: move action to move the storm, minor to sustain
Wilco: move it over here to me if you can
Brigsby: I can move it 3 spaces a turn
Wilco: okay
Brigsby: so now I will use Sorcerous Sirocco
Wilco: sounds like a harry potter spell
Brigsby: Me and Milo fly up to our speed+2
Igfig: Cool
Brigsby: so I'll go on the roof with Thorn, Milo can go wherever he wants
Igfig: He... flies away I guess
Brigsby: wait
Igfig: That's all?
Igfig: oh?
Brigsby: it's a close burst 10, so Hero can go instead of Milo if he wants
Igfig: Hero?
Heronius_XVI: ok
Brigsby: basically one ally withing 10 squares of where I used to be
Igfig: Heronius_XVI
Igfig: ok
Heronius_XVI: 8 spaces eh
Brigsby: make sure to specify that you land
Heronius_XVI: bam
Heronius_XVI: I land ther
Brigsby: that's all my actions, so end turn
Igfig: The sharpshooter stares down at Heronius, despite Brigsby getting up in his face.
Igfig: And then fires.
Heronius_XVI: I wave
Igfig:  1d20+13 vs. Ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref: [2] = 15
Heronius_XVI: misss
Igfig: daaaah
Igfig: And then he retreats I guess
Heronius_XVI: Heronius is the best.
Igfig:  1d20+5 athletics to jump to the next roof
Fortuna: Igfig, athletics to jump to the next roof: [20] = 25
Igfig: okay, yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Dang, that guy can jump.
Igfig: end turn
Heronius_XVI: seems good
Wilco: I bet he did a flip
Heronius_XVI: a reverse flip
Igfig: Not actually trained in Acrobatics, so nope
Heronius_XVI: with a twist
Heronius_XVI: pfft
Igfig: But he is trained in Stealth
Igfig:  1d20+12 stealth
Fortuna: Igfig, stealth: [3] = 15
Brigsby: he's just lucky
Brigsby: I scared him off
Brigsby: Thorn helped
Igfig: not very stealthy on this roof
Igfig: lout shingles
Igfig: Wilco!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Get me up please.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or, I suppose you're too far away and busy actually, nevermind.
Wilco: FDJSGLHSD
dreyrugr_nott: I'm tyelling at him
Wilco: sorry I'm working in a google docs
Wilco: I'll shift pass these two penises
Heronius_XVI: what?
Wilco: then use another move to get up to thorn
Wilco: use restore vitality
Wilco: he regains 15 health
Wilco: Congrats you're alive again
Wilco: and that is all
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm mildly confused, but completely alright with this turn of events.
Wilco: I called the enemies penises
Wilco: I shifted so they wouldn't OA me
dreyrugr_nott: It's wilco. everyone is confused
Igfig: Done?
Wilco: ye3s
Wilco: yes
Igfig: Harrier 1 runs at Drey, slashing her as he goes past
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [20] = 29
dreyrugr_nott: "OUI! THAT HURT"
Igfig:  17 damage, and you can't make OAs
dreyrugr_nott: Oh nooooo
Igfig: he then continues on into the alleyways
Igfig: well, almost there
Wilco: oui?
Wilco: Is drey french?
Heronius_XVI: I think they are running away from us
Igfig: Hero can just barely see him
dreyrugr_nott: Drey has reformed
dreyrugr_nott: and has become french
Wilco: drey has seen god
Wilco: and has joined the church
Igfig: Done
Igfig: Oh, Milo is gone
Wilco: ugh
dreyrugr_nott: Milo runs off crying
Wilco: yeah he's not in facebook anymore
Igfig: H2 takes some damage
Igfig:  4 damage
Brigsby: 4
Heronius_XVI: he melts into the shadows
Wilco: very clever
dreyrugr_nott: He melts into the gutter
dreyrugr_nott: The sunlight burns him see
Igfig: and goes after... wait, how did Wilco get up on the roof?
Wilco: I double moved
dreyrugr_nott: He used the power of friendship
Wilco: I assumed there's a ladder
Igfig: Did you make an Athletics check to climb?
Igfig: No
Igfig: no ladder
Wilco: err
Wilco: okay I'll roll an athletics
Brigsby: GOT OFF THIS ROOF
Wilco: one sec
Wilco: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+9: [3] = 12
Heronius_XVI: I was wondering when someone would call this out
Wilco: I fall off the roof
dreyrugr_nott: Brigs pushes wilco off the roof
Wilco: and thorn gets sent back in time to before he was alive again
Brigsby: sounds about right
Wilco: I caused a rip in the space time continuem
Igfig: Or you could have just tagged him from below
Wilco: whaa
Brigsby: Hyrr pushes Cynthia in a hole, Brigs pushes Wilco off a roof. All is aligned in the multiverse
Igfig: anyway
Wilco: what do you mean tagged him from below
dreyrugr_nott: DON'T QUESTION IT WILCO
Igfig: He's falling off the roof
Wilco: DELF GET BACK INTO THE DOCUMENT
Igfig: You stand below him
Wilco: okay
Igfig: and grab his leg
dreyrugr_nott: Shut up, it is almost my turn
Igfig: H2 also goes to Drey
Igfig: no wait
Igfig: to Hero
Heronius_XVI: prick
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [11] = 20
Heronius_XVI: hit
Igfig:  2d6+5 damage, and no OAs
Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and no OAs: [6, 4] = 15
dreyrugr_nott: I forget, am I wearing my new armor? I assume I fell down with it on
Igfig: and then goes to hide int he allwyway
Heronius_XVI: he moves twice?
Igfig:  1d20+10 stealth
Fortuna: Igfig, stealth: [11] = 21
dreyrugr_nott: he's a skrimisher. He has powers like that
Heronius_XVI: douche
Igfig: yep
Igfig: Hero!
Heronius_XVI: is that partial cover then?
dreyrugr_nott: "BURN EVERYTHING HERO. BURN THE WORLD"
Igfig: who? H1?
Igfig: Yeah
Heronius_XVI: the one who hit me.
Igfig: no
Heronius_XVI: k
Igfig: it's full cover
Igfig: from you
Wilco: Some men just want to watch the world burn
Heronius_XVI: damn
Wilco: Hero is one of them
Heronius_XVI: Don't care, must revenge
Heronius_XVI: move here.
Heronius_XVI: Magic missle
Igfig: You can see him now
Igfig: ok
Heronius_XVI: 10 damage.
Heronius_XVI: done
Igfig: Ok
Igfig: Not yet bloodied, that guy
Igfig: Drey
Heronius_XVI: should have dailied him.
dreyrugr_nott: OKAY
Heronius_XVI: oh well
dreyrugr_nott: H1 has no cover if I move to him correct?
Heronius_XVI: kill that man
Heronius_XVI: painfully
Igfig: correct
dreyrugr_nott: ALRIGHT
dreyrugr_nott: MOVE HERE
Igfig: ok
dreyrugr_nott: EARTH SHIELD STRIKE
dreyrugr_nott: Hmmm
dreyrugr_nott: I can't remember the roll for this
dreyrugr_nott: Hold on, let me look this up really quick
Heronius_XVI: You must kill H2.
dreyrugr_nott: ALRIGHT
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [3] = 8
dreyrugr_nott: DANG IT
dreyrugr_nott: Fortuna really hates me
Igfig: ok;9
Igfig: er
Igfig: :(
Igfig: yes
dreyrugr_nott: I prefer Diceboy
Igfig: shrug
dreyrugr_nott: HE NEVER HURT ME LIKE YOU DID FORTUNA
Igfig: Thorn's turn then
dreyrugr_nott: Waaaaaaaaaaait
Igfig: oh
dreyrugr_nott: I still have a minor
dreyrugr_nott: And since this is likely the only session I'll have in a while
dreyrugr_nott: DAILY
Igfig: yay
dreyrugr_nott: I BECOME A CUTE KITTY CAT*
Igfig: Actually, can't you be here for Thursday next week?
dreyrugr_nott: *Deadly panther: Beware of claws
dreyrugr_nott: That I could
dreyrugr_nott: Along with monday
Igfig: Okay, you're a kitty
Igfig: Anything else?
Wilco:  "D'aawwww"
dreyrugr_nott: I am a deadly panther wilco. I will rip your face off
Wilco: ...
Wilco: "ddd'aaawwww
Igfig: I'll take that as a no
Heronius_XVI: you two love each other
Igfig: Thorn!
Heronius_XVI: I'm sure wilco gets some furry action.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Si senor.
Igfig: turn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, I stand up.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And blech, can't really do what I wanted to do cause of standing up.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Guess I'll give up on S and go give a hand to Drey.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I shall move again over to the edge of the roof.
Igfig: ok
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And now I'd like to use my Sudden Leap power to leap on top of H1.
Igfig: Sure
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 Acrobatics.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Acrobatics.: [17] = 28
Igfig: Looks good
Igfig: Are you trying to knock him over?
dreyrugr_nott: I think he's trying to become a jockey
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, so I land on top of him, and yeah knock him prone was what I figured that'd do, oh, also might I be able to smack him with damage for landing on him?
Igfig: Unarmed attack vs. Fort
Igfig: sorry, no damage
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, also should it be strength or dex?
Igfig: You don't so much land on him as land where he would have been if he didn't dive out of the way
Igfig: Your choice
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+6: [6] = 12
Igfig: oh well
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Bothersome.
Igfig: You don't even land on him
Igfig: slash almost on hi,
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll land behind him then.
Igfig: m
Igfig: ok
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or, opposite of Drey then to provide flanking.
Igfig: Brogsby!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way.
Brigsby: I will move
Brigsby: and use Thunder Slam on Sharpshooter
Brigsby: 1d20+9 vs fort
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs fort: [20] = 29
Brigsby: yess
Igfig: !
Brigsby: he takes 32 damage, is pushed 5 squares, and I fly up to 5 squares to the roof he's on
Igfig: He is hurled off the roof and right off the map
Igfig: He dies
Igfig: painfully
Brigsby: I Smash-Bro'd him
Igfig: but also fulfilling his lifelong dream
Brigsby: *ding*
Igfig: to fly
Igfig: yes
dreyrugr_nott: He died happily
Igfig: Wilco turn!
Wilco: I see H2 is nice and stuck
Wilco: I'll move over there
Wilco: and use valiant strike +holy smite
Wilco: 1d20+10 vs ac
Fortuna: Wilco, vs ac: [4] = 14
Wilco: BAALLLLSSS
Wilco: oh I know
Wilco: heroic effort
Wilco: 18
Igfig: Hit!
Wilco: 1d8+4+5
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d8+4+5: [3] = 12
Wilco: and he is dazed
Igfig: And bloodied
Wilco: hmm
Wilco: one sec
dreyrugr_nott: You and hero could flank him like this
Wilco: nope
Wilco: end turn
Wilco: WAIT
Wilco: ACTION POINT
Wilco: 1d20+10 on him again
Fortuna: Wilco, on him again: [14] = 24
Wilco: 1d8+4
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d8+4: [2] = 6
Wilco: alrighty 6 more damage
Wilco: end turn
Igfig: okay
Igfig: H1 stabs at Drey.
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [19] = 28
dreyrugr_nott: :(
Igfig: huh
Wilco: oh my
Igfig:  2d6+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1, 6] = 12
Brigsby: shanked
dreyrugr_nott: I should bring diceboy in here. That'll show her
Wilco: nope
Wilco: fortuna and diceboy would get married
Wilco: and have 3 kids
Igfig: H2 attacks wilco
Wilco: aahh
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [9] = 18
Wilco: *SUPER DODGES*
Wilco: yeah that missed
Igfig: Hero?
Heronius_XVI: my turn
Heronius_XVI: ?
Igfig: Yep
Igfig: h2 granting CA
Heronius_XVI: I see
Heronius_XVI: Does he have a crossbow?
Igfig: yes
Heronius_XVI: Can I use mage hand to make him shoot himself?
Wilco: get behind and flank him
Igfig: Fraid not
Wilco: go at the gentlemen from behind
Heronius_XVI: He is already granting CA wilco
Wilco: Oh
Heronius_XVI: and there is no way for me to do that.
Wilco: Jump over him
Heronius_XVI: Anyway, hypnosis
dreyrugr_nott: Use the power of *fire*
Heronius_XVI: 1d20+10 vs will
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, vs will: [1] = 11
Heronius_XVI: hahh
Igfig: bah
dreyrugr_nott: Hero fires himself
Wilco: hahaha
Heronius_XVI: done
Wilco: Hero needs to pack up his desk and be out of the office by monday
Heronius_XVI: I am the CEO
Igfig: Drey
Heronius_XVI: I do not get fired.
dreyrugr_nott: NYWAY
Brigsby: bailout/topical humor/blahblah
dreyrugr_nott: I am a deadly kitten
dreyrugr_nott: "meow
dreyrugr_nott: I'll claw at him with my weapon with a relentless panther strike
Igfig: kee
dreyrugr_nott: Wait
dreyrugr_nott: do I get a +3 prof bonus on these attack rolls?
dreyrugr_nott: Or is it just str?
dreyrugr_nott: I can't remember. It's been so long since I've played a character
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Read the thing, also you have combat advantage.
dreyrugr_nott: I'll assume it's just str
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+7: [3] = 10
dreyrugr_nott: :(
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm pretty sure it isn't just strength.
dreyrugr_nott: I don't like fortuna
dreyrugr_nott: Now at all
Igfig: It's a weapon attack, so prf applies
dreyrugr_nott: not*