Igfig: ah, here she is
Igfig: Okay.
Barvo: Hello Fortuna
Fortuna: Good evening.
Igfig: Last time.
Slim_Bankshot: red
Igfig: You detected a distress call coming from an asteroid
Igfig: investigating, you discovered that there was a dohwar ship stranded on it
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Igfig: (dohwar are humanoid penguins)
holdr: Dovah Warship huh?
Igfig: har
Ace_Justice: Dovahkin
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Igfig: they're a merchant race, not violent, rather moneygrubbing
Igfig: hire a lot of mercenaries
Igfig: which is where you new guys come in
Ace_Justice: hey that works for my backstory too
Ace_Justice: rad
Igfig: anyway, turns out it was a trap set up by some space pirates
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Barvo: Piiiiiiraaaaates!
Igfig: the asteroid's air is almost completely stale
Ace_Justice: didn't we set up some traps last time?
Barvo: Rudimentary ones.
Igfig: and when you landed on it, the air equalized between your vessel and the asteroid, which means you only have a few days of air on your ship
Ace_Justice: Fantastic
Igfig: so you're stranded too
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Ace_Justice: shit
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Igfig: luckily, the pirates had attacked the dohwar ship earlier but been beaten back at great loss of mercenary life
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Igfig: and you think they'll be coming back soon
Igfig: within the next day or so
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Heronius: I have calmed down it seems.
Ace_Justice: Is there any way we can suck all of the air out of the astroid into our ship?
Igfig: to loot what they expect are a bunch of suffocation victims.
Ace_Justice: To get our air back
Heronius: Get a hose.
Igfig: Not really.
Heronius: Then put your mouth on it.
holdr: I have a horse
holdr: If that helps
Ace_Justice: one letter off
holdr mounts horse
Heronius: I imagine you could suck quite a bit yourself.
Igfig: Your ship and the asteroid both have an atmosphere
holdr: ONWARDS
Igfig: and it's the same atmosphere now
Igfig: can't really split it
Dartel: I have a lot of dexterity, so I want to catch all the air as it leaves.
Ace_Justice: *thrust grunt swivel thrust* 
Igfig: sure, make a dex check
Ace_Justice: wow
Igfig: that's 1d20 + your Dxterity modifier
Heronius: This I have to see.
holdr: "My saddle bags can carry air if needed"
Igfig: just type "1d20+7" or whatever your bonus is
Dartel: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Dartel, 1d20+7: [17] = 24
Igfig: you fail
Dartel: ;~;
Igfig: it is not possible to grab air with your hands
Igfig: sorry
Heronius: But you flail around marvelously.
Heronius: To our great amusement.
Igfig: that is true
holdr: "I shall try!"
holdr: 1d20+1
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+1: [2] = 3
Igfig: you do it very elegant;y
Igfig: ly
Ace_Justice: hahah
holdr: FAILURE
Heronius: You fall down.
Heronius: I mock you.
Ace_Justice: 1d20+2 to catch all the air
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, to catch all the air: [12] = 14
holdr: "I meant to do that."
Igfig: okay, this is dumb
Heronius: Yes it is,
holdr: *mounts horse again*
holdr: ONWARDS
Heronius: Let's get to the murdering.
Ace_Justice: Are the pirates coming?
holdr: "Yes. My spear thirsts for blood"
Igfig: let's go over it again: what's your plan?
Ace_Justice: eject the penguins
Heronius: Are we letting them on? Or are we preempting them?
Igfig: the penguins were stuffed in a closet last week
Ace_Justice: we are letting them on
Heronius: Launching Barvo and seeing what happens.
Ace_Justice: oh yeah
holdr: "Penguin sledding obviously."
Ace_Justice: maybe we can catapult barvo onto their ship, and he can wreck their shit
Igfig: I suppose you could do both
Heronius: pincer attack!
Alek_Deckard: And there was thoughts of traps to keep the pirates out of going inside of our ship.
Alek_Deckard: I think.
Ace_Justice: Barvo will hide in their colset
Ace_Justice: closet
Ace_Justice: then when the time is right he will strike
Heronius: Barvo would not fit.
Heronius: You are luck he fits in the ballista.
Ace_Justice: hero then
Dartel: Fatty
Ace_Justice: then he transforms in the closet
Heronius: Barvo is 8 feet tall.
Ace_Justice: oh
Heronius: What do you want.
holdr: "I volunteer for this suicide mission!"
Ace_Justice: wait
Ace_Justice: even better idea
Ace_Justice: we catapult holdr's horse
Igfig: you have multiple ballistae, mind
Ace_Justice: oh
Ace_Justice: then let's just shoot a few of us
Ace_Justice: I volunteer to go flying out of a giant arrow
Ace_Justice: bow*
Heronius: How many do we have who are battle ready to battle activate?
Heronius: 6?
holdr: "I am battle activated"
Igfig: on each side, you have two regular ballistae and one grapple
Heronius: 2 squads of three?
Igfig: also you have your laser cannon from the old bus
Igfig: mounted on the sterncastle
Heronius: Loaded up on the nautical terms?
holdr: You could also fire some of my horses crap
holdr: Infact, Ace, you're standing in my horse's crap
Igfig: (for those who haven't already seen it, you can find the map of your new ship on the map page at the bottom)
Ace_Justice: dangit
Igfig: http://astro.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/ships/sailingship.html
Igfig: also there
Igfig: the map isn't complete yet though
Igfig: but the top two decks are
Igfig: more or less
Heronius: So a suicide squad of two and a squad of 4.
Igfig: okay
Heronius: When they board
Heronius: the 2 get launched
Igfig: gotcha
Heronius: the 4 deal with the boarders while the 2 go do some "comandeering"
holdr: "I volunteer fo the suicide squad"
Ace_Justice: me too
Heronius: Barvo does as well.
Ace_Justice: *lifts his giant axe and grunts*
Heronius: Hmm
Heronius: How to settle this issue.
Heronius: Barbarians in the suicide squad?
holdr: "I'm a barbarian!"
Heronius: "As is barvo.
Heronius: "
Ace_Justice: I'm uhh
Ace_Justice: I forget
holdr: "Then it's settled! Me and Barvo!"
Igfig: a slayer
Ace_Justice: Slayer
Heronius: Barbarians only.
Igfig: righto
Ace_Justice: we need variety 
Heronius: We must go on their ship and rage it up.
Heronius: It's thematically more interesting this way.
Igfig: whatever, slayers and barbs are pretty similar
holdr: "Come now barvo, let us load ourselves into the cannons so that we may pillage and rape."
Igfig: yeah
Ace_Justice: We have three cannons to shoot people out of
Heronius: I have not transformed yet.
Igfig: ballistae
Heronius: 2 on each side,
Heronius: So unless you want to head out to space...
Ace_Justice: there are 3
Ace_Justice: look at the map
Heronius: one is a grappling hook I think.
Igfig: one is a grapple ballista
Igfig: hard to launch yourself on that
Ace_Justice: we will manage
Heronius: Which could be used for running across later.
Ace_Justice: maybe I can just jump when they get close?
Ace_Justice: or yeah
Ace_Justice: like a tight rope
Heronius: Once you mop up the boarders,
Igfig: or just pulling them in close and stuff
Igfig: okay
Heronius: Moving on!
Igfig: so
Igfig: you take your places
holdr: "Ah yes. Grapple bastilla's. Designed by the Great Cpt. Gaylord Waffle of SAdr Kohl."
Igfig: and wait
Ace_Justice: GAH
holdr loads himself into the bastilla"
Ace_Justice: I offer to shoot holdr
Ace_Justice: out of the bow I mean
holdr: "Fire when ready."
Heronius climbs onto the ballista.
Ace_Justice: ballistae 
holdr: Quiet Ace
Igfig: the air gets stuffier with every hour
holdr: My horse will take care of that
Ace_Justice: Your horse has no thumbs to fire with
Igfig: you try to take shallow breaths, and some of you probably fall asleep
Ace_Justice: roll endurance?
Igfig: nah, don't worry bout it
Igfig: After oh, half a day at least
Ace_Justice: okay
Heronius: That is so the npcs are not involved
holdr: Wilco and drey would be dieing
Igfig: you can wake them up if you need to start moving, I guess
Igfig: anyaay
holdr: Or if we need to penguin sled
Igfig: the lookout, whoever that is, spots a gleam of light off in the distance
holdr: "A gleam of light!"
Igfig: A spelljammer, coming in fast
holdr: "What soft light, yonder window breaks/"
holdr: "A spell jammer it apears."
Heronius: "Fucking Pirates!"
holdr: "Yar!"
Igfig: all ships are spelljammers out here, pretty much
Dartel: Then we'll have to kill all of them
Igfig: your ship is a spelljammer.
Igfig: It drops out of phlogwarp a fair distance out
Igfig: brakes, coming in easy
Ace_Justice: NOW!
Ace_Justice: FIRE FIRE FIRE
Igfig: uhhh
Heronius: Not yet
Heronius: Hold!
Igfig: it's like, way out of range
Ace_Justice: FIRE ANYWAYS!
holdr: RUB ME IN CHEETA BLOOD AND FIRE
Heronius: You can't even speak.
Igfig: you'll have to wait for it to get within two hundred feet or so
Ace_Justice: I am crotch thrusting to speak
Igfig: it's out of range of even your laser cannon
Ace_Justice: *thrust vertical slide thrust*
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Heronius: Someone kicks Ace in the balls.
Igfig: it approaches cautiously, evidently not expecting resistance
holdr: What if we rub the weapons in cheetah blood?
Heronius: wha-?
Igfig: but still a little worried about this new ship that appeared
Igfig: so it comes toward you first
Igfig: It rounds the asteroid, and you all get a good look at it
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Dartel: Can we tell who or what is on it?
Igfig: looks something like
Igfig: http://lost.spelljammer.org/ShatteredFractine/shipyard/docks/shipyd30/ships/cargo/squidship.jpg
Heronius: A squid
Heronius: Does it have an ink weapon?
Alek_Deckard: A harpoon squid.
Igfig: yeah, a little more stylized than that
Igfig: and no ink
Alek_Deckard: Or, trident squid.
Igfig: but there does appear to be a nasty ram on the front
holdr: Space squid
Igfig: it appears to be populated by scaly, dark green humanoids with tails
Igfig: Lizardfolk!
Heronius: I hate lizards almost as much as I hate penguins!
Igfig: the ship is also in worse repair than in that picture
Igfig: It moves closer, taking care not to brush the asteroid's atmosphere
Dartel: Should we attempt to contact them?
holdr: "Ahoy there!"
Heronius: No
Heronius: We are on murder time now
Ace_Justice: *slaps holdr*
Heronius: Also we are playing possum
Ace_Justice: "sshh"
holdr: "You can't slap me! I'm in the ballista!"
holdr: *ahem*
holdr: "AHOY THERE"
Ace_Justice: I'll slap you in the ballistas 
Igfig: until it's about three hundred feet aw--what
Igfig: are you actually shouting
Heronius: Magic missiles
Ace_Justice: *Covers his mouth*
holdr: I'm attempting to shout
Heronius: I use ghost sound to drown him out with silence
Ace_Justice: FUCK THIS I'M FIRING HIM
Ace_Justice: *LAUNCHES*
Igfig: init check, holdr and whoever is trying to top him
Igfig: stop
Ace_Justice: 1d20+4 
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+4: [18] = 22
Heronius: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+4: [18] = 22
holdr: 1d20+3
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+3: [6] = 9
holdr: Ahahaha
holdr: I fail
Ace_Justice: haw
holdr: That's what I get for being in a ballista
Heronius: Two hands cover your mouth at the same time.
Heronius: Mine is magical.
Ace_Justice: mine is just manly
Heronius: Magehand your face.
holdr: "Tastes like strawberry"
Igfig: indeed, you clap your hands over his mouth as soon as he opens it
Igfig: and then... Ace, are you seriously launching him
Ace_Justice: No
Igfig: okay
holdr: My horse stops ace
Ace_Justice: HOW
holdr: My kicking him in the crotch\
Ace_Justice: oh
holdr: Because
Ace_Justice: *collapses*
holdr: My horse is awesome like that
Ace_Justice: "neigh"
horse: "Neigh more crotch thrusts for you"
Ace_Justice: "boooo"
Igfig: when they're about 300 feet away, a number of them leap off of the deck and glide across space toward you
Ace_Justice: whoa
Ace_Justice: Let's see if 
Heronius: Hold
Ace_Justice: I can hit one of them with holdr
holdr: YES
Ace_Justice: HE AGREES!
Ace_Justice: LAUNCHING
holdr: I postion my spear infront of me
Heronius: do not do that.
Ace_Justice: *LAUNCHES*
Heronius: sigh.
Igfig: firing a person has a range of 200 feet
holdr: position*
Ace_Justice: we launch once they get closer
holdr: He rubbed me with cheetah blood
Ace_Justice: I did
holdr: That's 100 extra feet
Heronius: He is launching at the boarders.
Igfig: I guess you could still do it with a penalty, mind
holdr: Now then, back to fake reality
Igfig: also one sec
Ace_Justice: what is the roll?
holdr: No more fake launching
Heronius: brb
holdr: No ace, I'm not agreeing
Ace_Justice: I'm actually launching
Ace_Justice: oh
holdr: My horse will fight you
Ace_Justice: I could kill your horse
Igfig:  4#1d20+4 perception
Fortuna: Igfig, perception: [18] = 22; perception: [9] = 13; perception: [1] = 5; perception: [18] = 22
Igfig: well, uh
holdr: Oh my
Ace_Justice: herm
holdr: ONE CRIT FAILS
holdr: AND GETS INT HE WAY OF THE OTHERS
Lizardfolk_Pirates: Where did the blood come from?
Ace_Justice: his horse
Ace_Justice: his horse is part cheetah
Igfig: two of them, as they approach across the great gulf of space, see you guys flailing about at each other
holdr: I wave
Ace_Justice: I slap his hand down
Igfig: they can't turn back or anything, but they wave frantically at their ship
holdr: And reposition my spear
Heronius: Are you two boning again?
Igfig: and I guess that's the moment when you guys launch
Ace_Justice: WE LAUNCH
Heronius: Cause you act like a married couple.
Ace_Justice: what is the roll
Igfig: so holdr, attack roll with a =5 penalty
Igfig: -5
Ace_Justice: 1d20+12-5
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+12-5: [14] = 21
holdr: Ig
Ace_Justice: WOO
holdr: I have longspear charge
holdr: Would that be a thing here
Igfig: I think so, sure
holdr: WOOOO
Ace_Justice: aren't I firing/
Igfig: also yes, you will hit the ship
Ace_Justice: ?
Ace_Justice: awesome
Igfig: oh, whoops
Ace_Justice: Go get 'em tiger
holdr: Wait, if it's a ship, that means I can use stonebreaker
Igfig: in any case, you will hit the ship
holdr: It's and object right?
Igfig: next round
Igfig: yes
Heronius: If holdr makes a hole I want in behind him.
Ace_Justice: should I roll to fire hero too?
Igfig: you're too far away to make it there this round
holdr: WOOOOOOO
Igfig: whatever
holdr: STONEBREAKER
Igfig: so no surprise round or anything
Ace_Justice: 1d20+12-5 for hero firing
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, for hero firing: [18] = 25
Igfig: likewise
Ace_Justice: awesome
holdr: 1d20+11-5 for my attack roll
Fortuna: holdr, for my attack roll: [19] = 25
Ace_Justice: ermm
Ace_Justice: oh
holdr: Stone breaker just gives me double damage gainst objects
Igfig: wait, your dex attacks are that high?
Heronius: As I launch out of the ballista My body reconstitues and flips on itself. Becoming barvo.
holdr: Wait
Igfig: neat
holdr: I'm doing dex?
Igfig: no, Ace
holdr: Uh
Igfig: is
Ace_Justice: Dex?
Igfig: you're fine
Ace_Justice: Shit
Ace_Justice: hold on
Igfig: This thing is a ranged weapon
Ace_Justice: 1d20+7-5
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+7-5: [4] = 6
Ace_Justice: errr
Igfig: nah, use your first roll
Ace_Justice: okay then
Igfig: just with the other bonus
holdr: Ig is the best and very manly
Ace_Justice: I use my incredible strength to overcome the need to aim
Igfig: so that's... 20 to hit
Heronius: and 16
Heronius: for holdr
Ace_Justice: hero makes it
Ace_Justice: hero gets 20
Barvo: Barvooooooo!!
Igfig: which juuust hits
Igfig: okay, so you guys sail right past the boarders
Igfig: spending your surprise round doing so
Lizardfolk_Pirates 4are pissed that you be getting all up in their ship
Ace_Justice: can they roll an attack to him them as they pass?
Barvo: no.
holdr: "WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Igfig: no
Ace_Justice: okay
Barvo: BAARRRVOOOOOOO!!
Igfig: and well, everybody roll init!
Barvo: 1D20+2
Fortuna: Barvo, 1D20+2: [9] = 11
Ace_Justice: even the people who already have?
Igfig: yes
Lizardfolk_Pirates:  1d20+7
Fortuna: Lizardfolk_Pirates,  1d20+7: [6] = 13
Barvo: that was a check
Dartel: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Dartel, 1d20+7: [11] = 18
Barvo: Barvo always go last...
Aryanni_Sanguine: 1d20+2 for Aryanni
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, for Aryanni: [3] = 5
Igfig: that was just a check to clap your hands over holdr's mouth
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20+6: [4] = 10
Ace_Justice: okay
Ace_Justice: 1d20+4 ace init
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, ace init: [13] = 17
Lizardfolk_Pirates:  1d20+7
Fortuna: Lizardfolk_Pirates,  1d20+7: [18] = 25
holdr: 1d20+3
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+3: [3] = 6
holdr: :(
Lizardfolk_Pirates: Uhh.... Where did the ship go?
Igfig: okay, this fight is kinda spread out over three maps
holdr: Oh geeze
holdr: Geez*
Igfig: first, on page 8, there's the location of the ships in the space battle
Lizardfolk_Pirates: Where do we put init?
Igfig: wherever
Igfig: on page 9, we have the lizardfolk's ship
Igfig: and on page 10, your still-nameless ship
Igfig: whoever's on your ship, position yourselves appropriately
Barvo: Ace, alek ary, dartel.
Barvo: You are squad defense. 
Dartel: I'll be the green D on the map
Ace_Justice: are we the ones using the ballista?
Igfig: slim, can you put a M, a D, and four P's on the lizards' ship please
Barvo: You will be fighting the boarders.
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Igfig: also, you guys should all be the same colour text maybe
Barvo: Holdr, are you better at fighting groups or solos?
Lucas_Strongbow: Sorry I'm late, Skyrim is like digital crack
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I can't if it keeps changing
Aryanni_Sanguine: Amen Lucas!
holdr: Hold on
holdr: I'd say solo's
Igfig: uh, the ship disappeared
holdr: I do a ton of damage
Igfig: and hi Lucas, no worries
Lucas_Strongbow: Any chance of bringing me up to speed in OOC?
Barvo: Hmm, Barvo too.
Barvo: We must simply liquefy everything.
Igfig: Oh, also
Barvo: put a copy of the init on every map
Igfig: note that your ship's map is marked in regions instead of squares
Igfig: which is a houserule because grids are annoying to draw
Igfig: (for those of you who don't know about em)
Lizardfolk_Pirates: They really are
Igfig: pretty simple: you're adjacent to everyone in the same region as you
Igfig: each region is two squares when measuring distances
holdr: Yeah waffle
Igfig: so if you have an attack with a range of 10 squares, it's 5 regions
Igfig: or if you can move 6 squares, you can move 3 regions
Ace_Justice: hat?
Ace_Justice: what?
Dartel: That makes sense.
Lucas_Strongbow: have we rolled initiative yet? I have no idea what's happening
Barvo: roll init lucas
Igfig: you can use the shift action to move one region, instead of one square
Igfig: and you can also spend one square of movement to move around within your region
Igfig: e.g. to take cover behind a pillar, circle around behind someone, or jump out of a closet
Igfig: and that's all
Igfig: okay
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+8 init
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, init: [11] = 19
Igfig: Ace, one thing: you should probably start in a region with a ballista, since you just fired one
Igfig: also, the boarders are coming from the left
Ace_Justice: that makes sense
Lizardfolk_Pirates: OK, placed
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I think
Ace_Justice: I was just placing myself somewhere because I was finishing reading somethign
Igfig: and who's piloting?  Aryanni?
Igfig: er, at the helm I mean
Aryanni_Sanguine: oh, yeah, movin
Igfig: well, both
Aryanni_Sanguine: where I moved to then?
Igfig: the helmsman should be on that oddly shaped chair in the bridge
Igfig: yeah, there
Igfig: the pilot should also be there I guess?  I forgot to put a chair there
Igfig: for the pilot
Aryanni_Sanguine: Needed me a good sit anyways
Igfig: (the helmsman propels the ship, the pilot steers)
Lucas_Strongbow: If it's a ship I want an old timey ship steering wheel
Lucas_Strongbow: So I can spin it and look dramatic
Igfig: when you sit on the chair, your consciousness and kinesthetic sense expand to encompass the entire ship
Igfig: right
Aryanni_Sanguine: So what, we're taking double energy from me right now to keep going? Since the pilot took a walk and all
Igfig: like the ship is now a new limb
Ace_Justice: it's even shaped like a certain part of the body
Barvo: A dick?
Barvo: Are you talking about penis?
Aryanni_Sanguine: can I ding the boarders back with the ship then?
Ace_Justice: I do love some good penis
Igfig: you can move the ship on your turn, but only in a straight line if there's no pilot
Aryanni_Sanguine: like a baseball bat?
Lucas_Strongbow: I can pilot. Hell, I AM the pilot
Barvo: It's true he is.
Igfig: that would be difficult, Aryanni, but possible
Aryanni_Sanguine: Sweet Lucas!  Let's back up and wave at our would be boarders as they fly by!
Igfig: also the pilot needs a bosun and riggers to help steer, but we can assume they're inactive PCs 
Barvo: reverse and hit them with the nose...interesting.
Igfig: also you're on the ground right now
Igfig: ANYWAY
Barvo: Just fire the port engine.
Barvo: or the other one
Barvo: whichever
Igfig: where is the initiative written
Barvo: ...uh
Lizardfolk_Pirates: Good question
Barvo: nowhere?
Ace_Justice: that is a good question
Igfig: someone write it down ont he board please
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I tried writing mine, but the page kept switching
Ace_Justice: Barvo	1D20+2 20:29	Ace_Justice	even the people who already have? 20:29	Fortuna	Barvo, 1D20+2: [9] = 11 20:29	Igfig	yes 20:29	Lizardfolk_Pirates	1d20+7 20:29	Fortuna	Lizardfolk_Pirates, 1d20+7: [6] = 13 20:29	Barvo	that was a check 20:29	Dartel	1d20+7 20:29	Fortuna	Dartel, 1d20+7: [11] = 18 20:29	Barvo	Barvo always go last... 20:29	Aryanni_Sanguine	1d20+2 for 
Igfig: okay, nobody but Slim gets to change pages
Ace_Justice: okay
Ace_Justice: brb
Barvo: okay
Igfig: unless it's their turn
Igfig: and it's nobody's turn right now
Lizardfolk_Pirates: What page do we want it on?
Igfig: maybe make those enemies a brighter colour, too
Igfig: wherever whoever's going first is
Ace_Justice: OW GOD DAMMIT THIS SWEET ROLL IS HOT
holdr: Let me guess
holdr: Someone stole your sweet roll
Lucas_Strongbow: I get it
Igfig: okay, guess I'll write downt he init if nobody else is doing it
Dartel: I wrote mine down
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I'm in the process, my net is just lagging the fuck out
Igfig: okay
Lizardfolk_Pirates: You can help
Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, I just stuck mine in there. Feel free to delete it or move it around
Lizardfolk_Pirates:  1d20+7
Fortuna: Lizardfolk_Pirates,  1d20+7: [19] = 26
Lizardfolk_Pirates:  1D20+7
Fortuna: Lizardfolk_Pirates,  1D20+7: [6] = 13
Igfig: are you rolling for each pirate ndividually?
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I was,
Igfig: kay, sure
Lizardfolk_Pirates: But have a feeling I shouldn't
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I am missing some init rolls guys
Igfig: it's fine
Igfig: gotta roll for the D and M anyway
Barvo: Holdr was either 6 or 3
Barvo: Something sad anyway.
holdr: 6
holdr: I have a +3 mod
Igfig: this is the longest initiative phase ever
Barvo: Yeah
Lizardfolk_Pirates: OK I give up. Someone else finish writing them
Lizardfolk_Pirates: I got lost
Aryanni_Sanguine: Blame Skyrim Ig, it's logical...
Lizardfolk_Pirates 4surrengers
Lizardfolk_Pirates: *ders
Igfig:  8#1d20+7 init
Fortuna: Igfig, init: [1] = 8; init: [7] = 14; init: [16] = 23; init: [18] = 25; init: [13] = 20; init: [15] = 22; init: [14] = 21; init: [2] = 9
Dartel: So are the init rolls done?
Igfig:  2#1d20+8 D init
Fortuna: Igfig, D init: [11] = 19; D init: [4] = 12
Lizardfolk_Pirates: Is that everyone>
Barvo: Dartel and Aryanni
Lizardfolk_Pirates: *?
Igfig: nope, it takes a while to write this all down
Igfig: which is why I prefer to delegate it to one of you guys
Barvo: Alek 
Igfig: so I can get on with running the battle
Igfig:  1d20+4 M init
Fortuna: Igfig, M init: [17] = 21
Dartel: Yeah Barvo?
Barvo: Make sure your init is listed
Aryanni_Sanguine is a 5
Dartel: K, theer
Dartel: There
Igfig: okay, is that everyone
Barvo: I think that is all the PCs
Barvo: unless FRZN is playing tonight.
Igfig: okay
Lucas_Strongbow: Two hunters are high up. Of course we are
Barvo: 40 mins for init.
Igfig: Barvo and Holdr are barreling in toward the enemy ship
Barvo: New record!
Igfig: that was terrible
holdr: "Weeeeeeeeeee!"
Ace_Justice: holdr missed though didn't he?
holdr: That sucked
holdr: No I didin't
holdr: I rolled a 24
Lizardfolk_Pirates: FR-Z-N is a watcher tonight
holdr: or a 26
Igfig: how can it take so long when you've all done this so many times before
holdr: i can't remember
Igfig: (exception for those who haven't)
Igfig: you hit, holdr
holdr: Told you Ace
Barvo: <- new girlfriend I am also corresponding with.
Igfig: in any case, the pirates on deck scramble for their weapons
Igfig: congrats
Barvo: BAARRRVOOOO
Igfig: and prepare to repel boardes
Igfig: boarders,e ven
Lizardfolk_Pirates: YOU CAN'T PLAY D7D AND HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AT THE SAME TIME!
Barvo: We do not so much board, as... rain down.
Lizardfolk_Pirates: *&
Igfig: the rainers then.
Barvo: YOU CAN WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES DND
Ace_Justice: NO!
Igfig: they ready an action to attack
Barvo: OOC BATTLE
Ace_Justice: BECAUSE THAT BREAKS STEREOTYPE
holdr: THAT'S RIGHT ACE
holdr: THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO KILL YOUR GIRLFIEND
Ace_Justice: THE UNIVERSE WILL BE RIPPED IN TWO
holdr: That is not a type
Ace_Justice: Oh well okay then
Ace_Justice: I'm off to murder her
Dartel: ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
Igfig: The M, who appears to be some kind of shaman or something
Barvo: Magic!? Crush!
Igfig: does likewise
Barvo: I'll take the left side, Holdr take the right!
Igfig: and then it's lucas' turn
Lucas_Strongbow: Ok
Lucas_Strongbow: How many targets on their ship are adjacent to each other?
Lucas_Strongbow: None
Lucas_Strongbow: Hmm
Barvo: (attack the boarders)
Igfig:  300 feet is 60 squares, by the way
Lizardfolk_Pirates: Shit is anyone on the pirate ship yet?
Alek_Deckard: Nein.
Igfig: short range with a ballista, out of range for a bow
Lucas_Strongbow: yeah
Lucas_Strongbow: Ballista it is!
Lucas_Strongbow: Should I do the grapple or the normal?
Lucas_Strongbow: I think grapple
Igfig: Your choice
Igfig: also I guess you're not steering then
Igfig: k
Igfig: go ahead
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 dex
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, dex: [18] = 27
Lucas_Strongbow: 2d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [6, 6] = 18
Lucas_Strongbow: And grabbed
Igfig: Only +9, really?
Lucas_Strongbow: Dex +3
Lucas_Strongbow: And because I can, minor to do Aspect of the seeking falcon
Igfig: right, I guess your bow feats don't apply
Igfig: okay
Lucas_Strongbow: So i strike a super cool and not gay pose
Lucas_Strongbow: And then end turn
Igfig: okay
Igfig: D1's turn then
Igfig: goes to the catapult and fires
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs. AC; 2d12+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [2] = 13; damage: [4, 6] = 15
Igfig: but misses
Igfig: oh, I totally forgot to roll for the ship itself's init
Igfig:  1d20+7 init
Fortuna: Igfig, init: [10] = 17
Igfig: Dartel's turn
Dartel: One sec, sorry
Igfig: Dartel's in the bridge with Aryanni
Igfig: anyway
Dartel: How far am I from the pirates?
Igfig: They're about 10 squares away from the ship
Igfig: you're inside though
Igfig: I guess you could shoot at them out a porthole
Dartel: I see, hrm
Igfig: or you could just go out in dck
Igfig: on deck
Ace_Justice: *snicker*
Dartel: I think I'll do that
Igfig: okay
Dartel: And then my turn is over
Igfig: what?
Igfig: no
Dartel: Wait never mind
Igfig: that was just a move action
Igfig: you still have a minor and a standard
Igfig: and attacking is a standard action
Dartel: Ah sorry
Dartel: I'll use Aspect of the Cunning Fox on myself
Igfig: aright
Igfig: and then?
Barvo: (shoot them)
Dartel: And then Rapid Shot on P3
Lucas_Strongbow: One hunter to another
Dartel: The, uh, the lowest one
Lizardfolk_Pirates: changing the page to the pirate ship to a sec
Lucas_Strongbow: Rapid shot is not the right attack
Lucas_Strongbow: They're probably too far away from eachother
Igfig: correct
Dartel: Mmm, okay
Dartel: Didn't think of that
Lucas_Strongbow: Do a disruptive or clever
Igfig: yeah, clever shot is your bread and butter
Lucas_Strongbow: i'm assuming the role of Mickey to your Rocky
Igfig: and dsiruptive shot is your nutella
Barvo: I can be your adrien.
Barvo: Though hugging an 8 foot behemoth might be a little awkward.
Dartel: I'll Disrupt the hell out of that P3 guy I mentioned before
Ace_Justice: can you find a way to push him slightly closer to me?
Igfig: good stuff
Lucas_Strongbow: Or sideways
Lucas_Strongbow: Send him flying off into space
Dartel: Oh god yes
Lucas_Strongbow: Later we'll go chicken chasing and I can call you a bum
Dartel: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Dartel, 1d20+12: [15] = 27
Igfig: Which attack was that, then?  Disruptive?
Dartel: Mhmm
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm so proud
Igfig: that's totally a hit
Igfig: roll your damage
Igfig: and daze or immobilize him, your choice
Dartel: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Dartel, 1d20+5: [20] = 25
Dartel: And DAZED
Ace_Justice: WOOP
Dartel: WHOA
Dartel: :O
Igfig: that was a great roll
Barvo: wrong dice 
Igfig: unfortunately, yeah
Igfig: wrong dice
Ace_Justice: DANGIT
Dartel: WHAT NO
Ace_Justice: can we assume that was a max damage roll though?
Dartel: Goddammit
Barvo: You stole the next persons crit now.
Barvo: That may be a good thing.
Igfig: just roll the real damage
Ace_Justice: THAT WAS NOT A GOOD THING
Ace_Justice: the next roll would have been my roll
Dartel: I'M SORRY
Barvo: No worries
Dartel: Uh wow
Ace_Justice: Can... can I have that roll ig?
Barvo: just roll your beats
Dartel: What's the real damage I'm sorry
Igfig: no Ace
Ace_Justice: *sob*
Barvo: Should be on your sheet
Igfig: the real damage would be 1d10+7, I think
Barvo: damage workspace and all that
Lucas_Strongbow: Longbow is 1d10
Dartel: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Dartel, 1d10+5: [1] = 6
Igfig: looks like you didn't update the workspace to account for your +1 magic weapon
Dartel: ...No
Igfig: wait, +1?  Why not +2?
Dartel: ;___;
Igfig: you could totally afford it
Barvo: Don't overwhelm the poor fellow.
Igfig: also you forgot about your Bow Expertise feat
Barvo: I forgot to buy items for Barvo.,
Barvo: Oh well.
Igfig: which gives you a +1 to damage in certain situations
Igfig: so your total damage is really 3 more than that
Igfig:  9 total
Ace_Justice: so my turn?
Barvo: plus dazing.
Barvo: You turn now yes
Ace_Justice: okay
Ace_Justice: how close is the northern P3?
Igfig: he's still about 10 away
Ace_Justice: would I be able to jump to him?
Igfig: probably not
Barvo: That is a hell of an athletics check
Ace_Justice: Acrobatics
Igfig: he's coming right to you, anyway
Igfig: athletics
Barvo: Jumping is Athletics
Ace_Justice: What if I jump for where he is GOING to be?
Barvo: for distance and height
Igfig: he is going to be on your ship next round
Ace_Justice: oh
Ace_Justice: well then
Ace_Justice: I'll just attack him with my sling
Ace_Justice: or
Ace_Justice: the fancy ballista sitting right in front of me
Ace_Justice: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+7: [14] = 21
Lucas_Strongbow: ready your attack you fool
Igfig: also, I'm going to copy the init over to this page
Igfig: well, I guess that hits the guy
Ace_Justice: with the ballistae
Igfig: yes
Ace_Justice: 2d8+2+4
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 2d8+2+4: [4, 2] = 12
Igfig: (I assume you load it as a minor action first)
Ace_Justice: rats
Ace_Justice: yeah I did
Ace_Justice: now I'll stand on the wall of the ship, the railing thing, so that he needs to go through me to land on the ship
Igfig: okay
Ace_Justice: end turn
Igfig: All right!  The enemy ship is grabbed by your grapple ballista
Igfig: they're going to try to escape
Pirate_Ship: Ow. Fuck you guys.
holdr: Dang it Ace, now we'll drift in space forever
Igfig: or are you taking the ship, Slim?
Igfig: okay
Pirate_Ship: Yeah
Pirate_Ship: The ship
Igfig: it's Athletics vs. the PCs' ship's Fortitude
Pirate_Ship: Will attempt to ram yours
Igfig: to escape
Pirate_Ship: OK
Igfig: or it could also do that
Pirate_Ship: That first
Igfig: it can totally ram without escaping first
Barvo: I hate you so much.
Pirate_Ship: Ram first then
Igfig: go for it
Pirate_Ship:  1d20+11 ram
Fortuna: Pirate_Ship, ram: [7] = 18
Pirate_Ship: Balls
Barvo: what's the defense there?
Barvo: AC?
Pirate_Ship: No idea
Igfig: AC
holdr: WAit, if it's ramming, are we closer?
Igfig: it went right past you guys
Barvo: bawls.
holdr: And now we drift in space forever
holdr: Shall we sing Barvo?
Barvo: do we try to grab on?
Lucas_Strongbow: Bye Barvo and Holdr
Lucas_Strongbow: Good game
holdr: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seeeeeeen."
Ace_Justice: roll new characters
Igfig: this is why you might not want to spring the ambush too early
Barvo: These are alll of my characterrrrrssss
holdr: "With my last breath, I curse Ace Justiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice"
Pirate_Ship: So miss?
Igfig: also, you still have an hour or so of air just barely
Igfig: it's a miss, yeah
Ace_Justice: we need to save them somehow
Dartel: Haha, you guys died
Pirate_Ship: Can it still try to escape?
Lucas_Strongbow: Hero is inside Barvo's head, just hugely pissed off
Igfig: but the ram deals half on a miss
Ace_Justice: holy shit our band manager just died
Barvo: So we cant try to grab the ship on its way past?
Igfig: I'd imagine it would go around you
holdr: Well Barvo, there's nothing left to do
holdr: But sing
Barvo: That doesn't make sense
holdr: "Is this the real life"
Igfig: spelljammers are surprisingly nimble
Barvo: So you are precluding us from playing this week?
Igfig: nooo
Igfig: you may have noticed
holdr: CAn I attempt to Stab it with my spear
holdr: And hope
Igfig: but you guys have a spaceship
Alek_Deckard: We'll just have to swing on by and pick you guys up again.
Barvo: That seems insanely unlikely
Igfig: yeah, it wouldn't be impossible to catch you
Alek_Deckard: Um, hopefully before you have to start worrying about holding your breath.
Barvo: So I still miss a few turns drifting in space?
Barvo: wonderful.
Igfig: Unless they, y'know, take off and come after you
holdr: Welp. I'm going to go play skyrim then
Barvo: I
Igfig: in which case you miss one turn, or less if you delay
Lucas_Strongbow: Turn back into Hero, and use some fireballs to propel yourself back
Lucas_Strongbow: Like a jet
Barvo: I'll find myself a hobby
Igfig: or get creative, yes
holdr: Yell at me when I'm finally able to play
Igfig: okay then
Barvo: Next week likely.
holdr pulls out a mysterious device with a magic window
Barvo: I can't change into Hero at will.
holdr: Right then, away I go
Igfig: so I guess the ram dealt, hmm
Lucas_Strongbow: So you really are the incredible hulk then
Igfig:  5d10+28/2
Fortuna: Igfig,  5d10+28/2: [10, 8, 1, 2, 5] = 40
Lucas_Strongbow: I thought it missed
Igfig: wait, that rolled wrong I think
Igfig: it does half on a miss
Lucas_Strongbow: Ah
Igfig: scores a long gash along your prow
Lucas_Strongbow: We all rock to the side like in Star Trek
Igfig: and that damage roll should actually come out to 
Igfig:  54/2
Fortuna: Igfig,  54/2: [] = 27
Igfig:  27 damage
Igfig: and I really need to teach Fortuna how to use parentheses
Igfig: Okay, it's P4's turn!
Igfig: And I guess the two ships are right next to each other now
Igfig: uhh, I'm not sure how to fit them both on the map
Igfig: imagination time
holdr: Welp. Skyrim time. Yell at me on steam or yell at waffle until he yells at me
Pirate_Ship: Yeah I don't think we can
Pirate_Ship: Wait
Igfig: hence imagination time
Igfig: use your imagination
Ace_Justice: ugh
Pirate_Ship: Can we just rotate the pirate ship?
Ace_Justice: why am I always the one who has to yell at people on steam?
Igfig: no idea
Pirate_Ship: Let me see
Igfig: doesn't look like
Igfig: I'll do P2 while you investigate that, since they're up next
Pirate_Ship: No
Igfig: (after p4)
Pirate_Ship: You can only flip
Igfig: okay
Pirate_Ship: Not rotate
Pirate_Ship: Sorry guys
Pirate_Ship: Anyway, P4
Igfig: go ahead
Igfig: they're boarding
Pirate_Ship: P4 boards the PC ship
PwotMoose joined #pwot_dnd.
Pirate_Ship: And will melee alek
Igfig: there are two P4s, note
PwotMoose: and I'm here
Igfig: hiya
holdr: Hi. Me and barvo are drifting in space
Pirate_Ship:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Pirate_Ship,  1d20+9: [14] = 23
PwotMoose: I will explain myself in the OOC and also what's the situation
Igfig: The two P2s give a catapult broadside, too
Igfig:  2#1d20+11 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [1] = 12; vs. AC: [12] = 23
Igfig: your ship's AC is insane
Igfig: those both miss
Ace_Justice: crit fail?
pirates: Alek
Igfig: man, that armour was a good investment
PwotMoose: so do I roll init and jump in on this or what
Igfig: go ahead
pirates: Did 23 hit you man?
Brigsby: 1d20+6 init
Fortuna: Brigsby, init: [18] = 24
Igfig:  23 didn't hit the ship
pirates: OK
pirates: Hmmm
Igfig: I dunno about Alek
Alek_Deckard: Yeah the 23 hits me.
Igfig: okay Slim, there's another P4
pirates: Well it boarded and meleed alek
Igfig: yes
pirates: so 1d6+4
pirates:  1d6+4
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+4: [5] = 9
pirates: Alek 9
Igfig: also guys, I forgot to mention: when the enemy ship rammed, it entered the asteroid's atmosphere
Alek_Deckard: Crap.
Igfig: giving you guys a quick breath of fresh air
Igfig: before it all equalized again
Ace_Justice: Shit, I need to go to bed
Ace_Justice: sorry ya'll
Ace_Justice quit.
pirates: Oh mannnn
Brigsby: haha, waffle'd
pirates: Wait, P4 2 still needs to go, right?
Igfig: yes
Igfig: And then D2
Igfig: actually, I'll delay him a tick so Barvo can go first
pirates: Shit. For now P42 will just board
Igfig: and I can write his turn while Barvo is going
pirates: To move things along a bit
Barvo: Barvo Delayds
Barvo: Riveting action.
Igfig: he isn't attacking?
Igfig: P4 I mean
Igfig: Where is Brigsby now?
Brigsby: uhhh where's the door to the lower levels, let's just say I come out there
pirates: P4 will attack whoever is cloest, I guess
Igfig: one at the stern, one at the prow
Igfig: and I guess D2 comes at Lucas
pirates: So P4 2 lucas
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs Lucas AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Lucas AC: [4] = 14
Igfig: miss I think
Igfig: but you're marked
Lucas_Strongbow: Lame
Igfig: Alek's turn
Alek_Deckard: Right.
Igfig: P3 is next up, Slim, so be ready
Alek_Deckard: Well hey, let's try out a Daily.
Alek_Deckard: Swarm of Shadows, close blast 3, I think I can hit all the people on the boat with this.
Brigsby: is that all creatures or all enemies?
Alek_Deckard: All Enemies.
Igfig: yep
Brigsby: kay, bombs away
Igfig: wait
Igfig: no
Igfig: you can hit everyone in one region
Lucas_Strongbow: Hang on, can I use an Immediate reaction to shift away from that guy who ended his turn next to me?
Lucas_Strongbow: Reactive shift
Alek_Deckard: But it is a close blast 3?  So, couldn't I aim it through the guy in my region at the guys in the other region, especially since he is right between me and them?
Alek_Deckard: Just kinda, pretend this is a grid map instead of a region for half a second?
Igfig: you could maneuver to add this guy as a target, but you'd lose D2
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm gonna do it, shift 3 squares away (so next region)
Alek_Deckard: Why?
Alek_Deckard: Would I lose said guy in it I mean.
Brigsby: because he's the DM and them's the rules
Alek_Deckard: Bothersome.
Igfig: these guys aren't close enough together that you can catch them all in a blast 3, is why
Alek_Deckard: Alright, well, guess I'll maneuver and go for both the P4s then.
Igfig: ok
Alek_Deckard: 2#1d20+8 vs. Fortitude
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, vs. Fortitude: [2] = 10; vs. Fortitude: [2] = 10
Igfig: ouch
Alek_Deckard: Well.
Brigsby: all that for double deuces
Igfig: anything on a miss?
Alek_Deckard: 3d6+8 for half damage.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, for half damage.: [1, 4, 3] = 16
Alek_Deckard: So 8 damage to both P4s.
Alek_Deckard: And I can teleport to somewhere int here and be invisible.
Alek_Deckard: So I'll head over to that region, and now I'm invisible till the end of my next turn.
Igfig: right on
Alek_Deckard: And after those lousy roles I'm not going to bother describing it, double checked what the power description was ahead of time and everything, bothersome.
Igfig: they're both bloodied, at least
Igfig: and... P3's turn!
Alek_Deckard: That's kinda depressing actually, considering that means they would have likely died then if it hadn't been misses.
pirates: P3 1 boards and attacks Dartel
Igfig: actually, wait
Igfig: I messed up
Igfig: they are not bloodied
pirates: OK
Igfig: I was looking at the wrong number
Brigsby: wait, which ship is ours?
pirates: Oh. I'm still going?
Alek_Deckard: That's still kinda depressing then, either way.
Brigsby: not center?
Igfig: yeah, it's still your turn slim
pirates: OK
Aryanni_Sanguine: The one that looks phallic Brigsby.
Igfig: they're all your ship, brigsby
pirates:  1d20+9 VS dartal AC
Fortuna: pirates, VS dartal AC: [18] = 27
Igfig: just different decks
Brigsby: oooooooh
Brigsby: I thought this was some three-ship space battle
pirates: That had better be a hit
Igfig: I think so
pirates: OK then 
Igfig: when you roll that high, you can generally assume a hit
pirates:  1d6+4
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+4: [6] = 10
pirates: The pirate raises his blade and swipes it across Dartels face, leaving a clean cut
pirates: The second pirate boards, shifts 1 to get behind Dartek for Combat Advantage
pirates: *dartel
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [12] = 21
pirates: DARTEL WAKE UP!
Igfig: +2 to that attack roll, because of the combat adavantage
pirates:  23 then
pirates: Either way, wake up man
Brigsby: unless he's some super defender beast, 23 probably hits
Igfig: it hits, I checked his sheet
pirates: The pirate stabs Dartel in hte back of the shoulder for...
pirates:  1d6+6
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+6: [5] = 11
pirates: A total of 21 damage
pirates: From both
Igfig: okay, turn done?
pirates: Yes
Igfig: Holdr... probably does nothing
Igfig: Aryanni!
pirates: Wait, is Holdr flying through space still?
Aryanni_Sanguine: So, Lucas would you like to join me on the bridge that we may pick up our wayward barbarians?
Igfig: yes
holdr: Yes
holdr: Because waffle was stupid
Aryanni_Sanguine: Would I need to power up the ship or something then?
holdr: As is barvo
Igfig: it's just a minor action to power up
pirates: I guess I missed how that happened
pirates: Oh well
Igfig: move action to move
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm not there now, but i can next turn
Aryanni_Sanguine: Well, let's start with that, can I begin the liftoff...need a pilot to steer once we get up.
Dartel: AHH
Dartel: WOW OKAY
Igfig: also you still have a rope grabbing the enemy ship
pirates: DARTEL YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM THE SHOULDER AND FACE
Igfig: you can lift off, yes
Aryanni_Sanguine: If so, call that my turn then...we'll drag those busted ass bastards with us!
Dartel: AHHHHH
Igfig: are you moving the ship at all, or just taking off?
holdr: "Ace, as soon as I get back on that ship, I am going to jam my spear so far up your" and then the sounds of fighting drowned out Holdr
Igfig: I suppose you could delay or ready an action to move as soon as someone gets int he pilot seat
Brigsby: Lucas is the pilot, I'll take up the striker responsibilities out here
Aryanni_Sanguine: Getting us in the air only, lets delay the move bit till Lucas is at the helm.
Igfig: okay
Igfig: although you're the one at the helm
Igfig: the pilot uses the, uh... steering wheel
Igfig: the "helm" is that chair you're sitting in
Igfig: P1's turn!
Brigsby: P1 isn't on the map
Aryanni_Sanguine: Kay, the wheel...pardon me, not up on nautical terms...yet...
Igfig: helm is actually the correct nautical term for the steering wheel
Aryanni_Sanguine: mmmkay...
Igfig: but "helm" means something a little different in Spelljammer
pirates: P1 boards this ship! (drama)
Igfig: okay...
Igfig: and then?
pirates: (sorry. checking stats)
pirates: Attacks brigsby
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [7] = 16
Brigsby: vs?
pirates: Your AC
Brigsby: miss
pirates: NOOOO!
Brigsby: I assume that was just a melee attack?
pirates: Yes
Brigsby: gotcha
pirates: P1 2
pirates: Boards
Dartel: Muhhhhh
pirates: Attacks Brigsby for... 
pirates:  1d20+9 VS brigs AC
Fortuna: pirates, VS brigs AC: [16] = 25
Dartel: I'm going to go to bed so I don't have to watch this woman who got shot.
Dartel: Night all~~
Brigsby: hit
Dartel quit.
Igfig: night
pirates: HUZZAH!
pirates: Wait, what?
Brigsby: actually
Brigsby: SECOND CHANCE, ROLL IT AGAIN
pirates: Second what?
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [5] = 14
Brigsby: Immediate Interrupt
Brigsby: miss
Brigsby: booyah
pirates: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON!
Brigsby: don't be hatin', my turn?
pirates: Brigs you're up bro
Brigsby: gotcha
Brigsby: shift
Brigsby: Lightning Strike
Brigsby: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [9] = 18
Brigsby: vs ref
Igfig: on who?
Brigsby: P1 2
Igfig: Hit
Brigsby: A bolt of lightning springs forth from my staff, dealing...
Brigsby: 1d8+10 Lightning damage and P1 1 takes 4
Fortuna: Brigsby, Lightning damage and P1 1 takes 4: [8] = 18
Brigsby: so 18 on P1 2, 4 on P1 1
pirates: WHAT?!
Igfig: nice
pirates: I CALL HAX!
Igfig: M's turn
Brigsby: max damage whatup
Igfig: Tthe lizardfolk mystic moves to the railing of its ship, stretches forth his arm, and commands the boards of your deck to tear themselves free.
Igfig: area burst 2 on Lucas and Alek
holdr: Ig. Can I distract him by flailing my arms around over here
Igfig:  2#1d20+9 vs. Reflex: Lucas, Alek
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Reflex Lucas: [5] = 14; vs. Reflex Alek: [7] = 16
Lucas_Strongbow: Nay
Igfig:  2d6+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [6, 1] = 11
Igfig: half on a miss
Alek_Deckard: So 6 then, or 5?
Igfig:  5
Igfig: always round down
Alek_Deckard: Alright.
Igfig: also, immobilized (save ends) on a hit, slowed (save ends) on a miss
Igfig: and finally, the zone is difficult terrain
Brigsby: that lizard is a jerk
Lucas_Strongbow: Well that wrecks our plan to fly
Igfig: I'm pretty sure you can run through that
Barvo: So I get another hour of doing nothing?
Barvo: Joy
Brigsby: Flying is Acrobatics, right? I can Sorcerous Sirocco over that
Igfig: that too
Igfig: it's Lucas' turn right now though
Brigsby: I have pretty good Acro, not as good as Lucas though
holdr: Barvo. I vote we kill Ace when we get back
holdr: He got us into this mess
Igfig: oh, forgot to roll to hit your ship with that attack
Lucas_Strongbow: He wants to make difficult terrain?
Lucas_Strongbow: I can make difficult terrain to
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs ref: [10] = 19
Lucas_Strongbow: o
Igfig: the ship takes damage
Igfig: the zone isn't big enough to affect its movement though
Lucas_Strongbow: Hang on, is that circle difficult terrain for them as well?
Lucas_Strongbow: Or just for us
Igfig: just for you guys
Lucas_Strongbow: Entangling roots it is then
Igfig: really?
Barvo: So you know lucas, it costs no movement to get out of difficult terrain
Barvo: and if you attack I will got to your house and strangle you.
Lucas_Strongbow: I have an action point you know
Lucas_Strongbow: So what do I have to do to get over to the flight chair thing?
Lucas_Strongbow: That red circle is difficult terrain for enemies only, by the way
Igfig: well, there's one region of difficult terrain between you and that chair
Barvo: where spcifically is the wheel
Igfig: and it's 6 squares total
Lucas_Strongbow: Would straight up moving do it?
Igfig: same region as the helm
Igfig: not quite
Barvo: yes
Igfig: you could run
Igfig: or you could jump
Lucas_Strongbow: Or double moving
Barvo: why wouldnt it?
Lucas_Strongbow: Ooh, jump
Lucas_Strongbow: Let's jump
Igfig: or double move and use an action point
Barvo: if we are using regions he is already in the terrain
Lucas_Strongbow: Should I do an athletics check? or what
Igfig: yeah, he has to enter one region of difficult terrain
Lucas_Strongbow: Jumping sounds like the most fun
Igfig: probably athletics, yeah
Lucas_Strongbow: Or acrobatics...
Lucas_Strongbow: If I do it flamboyantly
Igfig: also posssble
Lucas_Strongbow: Acro it is
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+13: [4] = 17
Lucas_Strongbow: Add a +4 if that isn't enough
Igfig: ouch
Igfig: even the +4 isn't quite enough
Lucas_Strongbow: Well fuck
Lucas_Strongbow: Where do I end up then
Igfig: one region away from where you need to be
Brigsby: so two regions down
Lucas_Strongbow: ACTION POINT
Lucas_Strongbow: and just saunter over
Lucas_Strongbow: Trying to look casual
Igfig: heh, okay
Igfig: and we have LIFDOFF
Alek_Deckard: Um, one second.
Igfig: Aryanni, you've got your pilot now
Alek_Deckard: New hand please.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard drew GAMBLER'S SIDESTEP (R)
Fortuna: Play at the start of turn. Roll a d20 to determine effect. The effect last until the start of your next turn. 1-9 take a -2 penalty on all defenses. If 10-20 take a +2 bonus to all defenses.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard drew CRAFTY STRIKE (U)
Fortuna: Play when your at-will or encounter attack power hits an enemy granting you combat advantage. You gain a +4 bonus to the power's damage roll against the enemy.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard drew LIVE AND LET LIVE (C)
Fortuna: Play at the end of your turn if you did not make an attack on that turn. You gain a +4 to all defenses until the start of your next turn.
Aryanni_Sanguine: Woot!
Igfig: ah, good idea
Aryanni_Sanguine: Huzzah, shall we Lucas! We'll make this job look good, real good, yeah?
Lucas_Strongbow: Absolutely
Lucas_Strongbow: I've got a boon to do with this and everything
Aryanni_Sanguine: I'll follow your lead!
Igfig: Basically, Aryanni moves the ship
Aryanni_Sanguine: I just be shittin out power anyways, not literally though...I hope, that'd ruin the looking good bit...
Igfig: and makes Arcana checks to do stunts involving braking and stuff
Igfig: and Lucas uses Acrobatics to do stunts involving steering and stuff
Igfig: (many stunts will have you both contribute, one aiding the other's check)
Aryanni_Sanguine: Bomb!
Lucas_Strongbow: But now we have to wait a long goddamn time for it to be either of our turns
Brigsby: what's with the map
Aryanni_Sanguine: This is true, but we can at least make waiting look pretty too
Igfig: nah, you readied your action, remember
Igfig: you can totally do it right now
Igfig: this is the space map
Igfig: you'll need an Arcana check to go full speed while hauling the other ship
Aryanni_Sanguine: 1d20+14 Well, right, let's tear some shit up and save our friends then.
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, Well, right, let's tear some shit up and save our friends then.: [14] = 28
Igfig: and you'll need an Acrobatics check to catch the guys
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+14: [7] = 21
Igfig: that Arcana check was mad successful
Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna be nicer to me
Igfig: and the Acrobatics... well, I should mention
Aryanni_Sanguine: I be shittin power, like I said! :)
Igfig: this ship of yours i not very maneuverable
Igfig: -6 to acrobatics checks to pilot it
Igfig: so that's 15
Lucas_Strongbow: whaaaaat
Igfig: which luckily, is exactly enough
Lucas_Strongbow: HA
Igfig: yeah, your old ship was agile and had good engines
Aryanni_Sanguine: So we still made it look pretty like we said we would, all is well...
Igfig: your current ship is larger, heavy, and uses sails and undersized engines
Igfig: long story short
Aryanni_Sanguine: Still, new engines sound like a good investment, for future note
Lucas_Strongbow: We need better engines like, yesterday
Igfig: Barvo and Holdr slam into the railing
Aryanni_Sanguine: Amen
Igfig: since they've been delaying this whole time
Lucas_Strongbow: You're back in the game!
Igfig: well, I guess it's their turns now
Barvo: 2.5 hours in.
Fortuna: Barvo, hours in.: [] = 2.5
Barvo: yay
Brigsby: please say they're on the Bow with me
Barvo: Holdr you there?
Igfig: sur
Barvo: No.
Barvo: I'll go then.
holdr: Oh wait
holdr: I'm in
Barvo: which enemy has the most HP?
Barvo: and where do I fall in?
Brigsby: We ran right into you, right? So you're on the very front of the ship with me
Igfig: wherever you like
holdr: Well, as soon as this battle is over, my spear has a date with Ace's face
Igfig: and D2 has the most on this ship, you think
Igfig: he looks toughest, and he's not wounded
Brigsby: just saying, I'd appreciate someone to get these two guys attention instead of double-banging me
Barvo: perfect
Barvo: I land right next to him.
Barvo: Thunder hooves rage
Brigsby: so I guess that goes to Holdr
Barvo: 1d20+9 vs AC
Fortuna: Barvo, vs AC: [9] = 18
Igfig: also D2 has brigsby marked
holdr: I land right over here I guess
Brigsby: when did that happen
Igfig: that's a miss... but your attack bonus is surprisingly low.
Barvo: 3d12+7
Fortuna: Barvo, 3d12+7: [3, 8, 6] = 24
Igfig: while back
Barvo: 12 damage and I am enraged.
Barvo: I have no idea why my bonus is what it is.
Igfig: oh well, gonna have to figure it out later
Barvo: Action Point
Igfig: kay
Barvo: I manuver through his space.
Brigsby: I'm pretty sure no one ever marked me, or if they did they didn't mention it in the chat
Barvo: Then Rage Strike.
Barvo: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+9: [2] = 11
Igfig: whatever
Igfig: also, miss
holdr: That's half damage
Barvo: Done.
Barvo: is it?
Barvo: Okay
Igfig: maybe it was Ace he hit
holdr: Yeah
holdr: Rage strike gives half damage on miss
Barvo: 5d12+7
Fortuna: Barvo, 5d12+7: [9, 5, 6, 2, 10] = 39
Igfig: whoa
Barvo: 19
Brigsby: yeah, only people that have attacked me are the P1s holy balls that damage
Igfig: that is large
Barvo: 2 misses at 31 damage
Alek_Deckard: Are you sure you used the right one for the expended daily?
Barvo: I am built for smackin.
Brigsby: that's redonkulous
Barvo: yes
holdr: HOld on
Igfig: oh wow
holdr: Level 9 is 5 weapon
Igfig: d2 is bloodied
Igfig: and you didn't even hit him
Barvo: Yeah
Barvo: Barvo is like that
holdr: Level 5 rage strike is 4 weapon
Barvo: My rage gives me an extra [w]
holdr: Woah
holdr: Which rage is that
Igfig: badass
Igfig: and I think it's Holdr's turn then
Barvo: Thunderhooves
holdr: Yes
holdr: Yes it is
Barvo: all yours
Brigsby: you don't even have hooves
holdr: I'm going to start things off with a bang and avalanche strike D2
Barvo: You should see what happens if I crit.
holdr: 1d20+11
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+11: [7] = 18
holdr: Ooooh Fortuna
holdr: Please tell me hit
Igfig: that is a miss
holdr: GAH
pirates: Nooo
holdr: I suppose I'll move here then
holdr: End turn
Igfig: so what happens then
pirates: D1?
Igfig: D1 running-jump leaps to your ship (it's less impressive in ship gravity) and slams into holdr with his pike
Brigsby: gat dam
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs. AC; 2d6+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [14] = 25; damage: [4, 6] = 16
Igfig: and you're slowed and marked
holdr: "oof"
Igfig: and that's all for it
Igfig: Dartel!
Brigsby: he gone
Igfig: is not here
pirates: He's gone remember?
Igfig: yes
Igfig: Ace!
Igfig: is not here
Igfig: The enemy ship
pirates: OK!
Igfig: go ahead, Slim
pirates: Fires catapults!
Igfig: okat
pirates:  1d20+11 VS ship AC
Fortuna: pirates, VS ship AC: [13] = 24
Barvo: exact
pirates: Bam
pirates:  2d12+5
Fortuna: pirates,  2d12+5: [12, 7] = 24
Igfig: oof
pirates: there's a creaking as the catapult is pulled back and snaps forward, hurling large projectiles that smash into the hull of your ship
Igfig: and the other one?
Aryanni_Sanguine: Stop hurting our ship, BASTARDS!  Bad Pirates, no hurt the nameless ship!
pirates:  1d20+11
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+11: [20] = 31
pirates: YES
Igfig: oh dear
pirates: Is that auto max?
Igfig: yes
Igfig:  29 damage?
pirates: So 2 times 12
pirates: +5
Alek_Deckard: Yes 29.
pirates: The seconds catapult launches, firing two more projectiles; one of which puches clear through the deck, the second heavily damaging the mainmast
Igfig: uh, on a critical hit I believe it goes right through the shield
pirates: *punches
holdr: I believe you mean
Brigsby: welp, looks like a crash landing is in order soon
pirates2: *crotch thrust
Igfig: yeah, your rigging is damaged
Brigsby: hopefully we land on Eberron or something
holdr: "I vote we land on Tatooine"
pirates: Well, this ship lasted you guys... A while.
Barvo: You realize the ship has 300 hp?
Igfig: you can't steer right now unless you jury-rig it with a skill challenge
pirates: I did not realize
Brigsby: we'll still need repairs
pirates: It will last you a while longer
Barvo: yes
holdr: What's the skill challenge
Barvo: but we are not crasing
Igfig: but you can repair it next time your ship takes a short rest (which is an extended rest for you guys)
holdr: Also, why not skin ace justice and use his skin as rigging?
Aryanni_Sanguine: I'd second that at this point, I like this ship
Igfig: the skill challenge is for an engineer or a bosun or riggers
Igfig: your engines are still online, but they aren't powerful enough to steer the ship by themselves
holdr: Holdr is the type of engineer that hits things until they are fixed
Igfig: I can think of a bunch of ways you guys could approach this
Brigsby: fixing things is a thievery check, I think, so Brigs can handle it kinda
Igfig: basically, you need three successes
Barvo: Or we could continue the fight.
Brigsby: let's do that
Lucas_Strongbow: I've got +10 thievery. I guess I'm gonna have to do EVERYTHING on this ship
Brigsby: yup
Alek_Deckard: I've got +11 actually, vampirism is strange.
Igfig: you guys can all contribute to everything, it's only a minor action to aid another in a skill challenge
Igfig: anyway
Alek_Deckard: Or I suppose Alek was a street urchin before he joined the church.
Alek_Deckard: That works pretty well actually.
Aryanni_Sanguine: I can take the powering an driving bit Lucas, I like my job...so I'll keep that. :)
Igfig: Anyway, whose turn is it now?
Igfig: It's P4.
Alek_Deckard: P4, then P2, then D2.
Igfig: P2 were the ones who fired the catapults
pirates: It is P4?
Igfig: so yeah, it is p4
pirates: OK then
Lucas_Strongbow: wait. +11
Igfig: gotta keep up with your turns, dude
pirates: What are those circles around P4?
Igfig: I've got D2
Brigsby: I'm gonna go do laundry real quick, it shouldn't take long.
Igfig: difficult terrain
Igfig: D2 leaps up onto the ballista to go toe to toe with Barvo
Igfig: flailing away with tail and pike
Barvo: toe to chest.
pirates: Hang on a sec guys
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs reflex
Fortuna: Igfig, vs reflex: [7] = 15
Barvo: hit
Igfig:  1d6+6 and prone
Fortuna: Igfig, and prone: [6] = 12
Igfig: that's his tail
Igfig:  1d20+10+2 vs AC; 2d6+6 damage and slowed and marked
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [6] = 18; damage and slowed and marked: [3, 6] = 15
pirates: OK so P4 1 will attack alek
Barvo: hit
pirates: What?
Alek_Deckard: He was responding to D2's actions.
Barvo: I was talking to ig
Alek_Deckard: Continue please.
pirates: Oh
pirates:  1d20+9 VS alek AC
Fortuna: pirates, VS alek AC: [13] = 22
Alek_Deckard: Hit.
pirates:  1d6+4
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+4: [4] = 8
Poen joined #pwot_dnd.
Igfig: Hi Poen!
Alek_Deckard: Ouch.
Poen: Hi Igfig!
pirates: The pirate charges forward and angrily stabs its blade into your arm
Igfig: Pirate battle!  Roll init!
Alek_Deckard: And now I am exactly bloodied.
Alek_Deckard: Hey wait!
Alek_Deckard: I was invisible!
Igfig: Wasn't Alek invis-yeah
pirates: Can we make targeted strikes?
Igfig: no
pirates: WHAAAAT?!
Alek_Deckard: So, then that is a miss I think.
Alek_Deckard: Hooray for being invisible.
Igfig: also, I think that misses
pirates: Invisible?
pirates: C'mon man!
Alek_Deckard: My prior daily turned me invisible till the end of my next turn.
Alek_Deckard: These rounds are lasting a while.
Igfig: well, you can make called shots I suppose, but it's just another improvised power
Igfig: yeah, this battle has been unusually slow
pirates: OK so what about P4 1? He stabbed midair? Make him go again?
Igfig: I blame the forty-minute init
Igfig: alek was invisible, but he wasn't hiding
Barvo: So I could call a leg shot and possibly slow or immobilize?
Igfig: so he attacked alek and missed
pirates: OK then. Well, the other P4 can't see him,
pirates: So it
Alek_Deckard: Yeah, he knows where I am but not where I am.
Igfig: you could probably slow in theory, yeah, but immobilize is harder to do
Igfig: couldn't do it with an at-will
pirates: Will charge at Barvo
Brigsby: and I'm back
pirates:  1d20+9 VS Barvo AC
Fortuna: pirates, VS Barvo AC: [19] = 28
Igfig: this region is very crowded
Barvo: hit
Barvo: you Had CA by the way
pirates: The lizard charges Barvo, slicing him accross the chest for
pirates:  1d6+4
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+4: [1] = 5
pirates: ... 5
pirates: Dammit
Barvo: just barely bloodied.
pirates: It's like, a papercut
Igfig: Alek turn!
Alek_Deckard: Alright.
Alek_Deckard: Taste of Life on P4 then.
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+8 vs. Fortitude again.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, vs. Fortitude again.: [12] = 20
Igfig: hit
Alek_Deckard: I'll throw in Blood Drinker while I'm at it for additional damage and a healing surge nab, so:
Alek_Deckard: 1d8+1d10+8
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d8+1d10+8: [3, 1] = 12
Igfig: those rolls make me sad
Igfig: but he's bloodied at least!
Alek_Deckard: I gain 5 temporary hit points, and also also:
Alek_Deckard: I will activate my Implement of Life's daily power, free action, triggered by hitting with an attack from the implement, gives me a bonus to any healing I give to people.
Igfig: cool
Alek_Deckard: So I shall now use Healing Word on Barvo.
Alek_Deckard: He gets his healing surge as well as
Barvo: Oh god yes
Alek_Deckard: 2d6 additional points of health.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, additional points of health.: [4, 4] = 8
Barvo: nice
Barvo: I gain 23 hp
Igfig: damn
Barvo: Back up to 52
Barvo: Barvo is a House.
Barvo: Or a fortress.
pirates: STRONG LIKE BEAR BARVO IS MUCH!
Barvo: haha
Alek_Deckard: And...  that's it.
Igfig: P3!
Igfig: also I just realized something kinda sad
Igfig: if you'd used the crafty strike card, you'd have killed that guy
pirates: P3 1 is dazed. After Dartel mysteriously poofed away, it stumbles towards the clusterfuck that is the deck and falls over. Standing up, its turn ends
Barvo: Oh right
Alek_Deckard: Well hold on.
Barvo: I thought of that afterward
pirates: P3 2
holdr: Quick Become dovahkiin and use the rewind time shout
Brigsby: there's a rewind time shout?
Alek_Deckard: Was he granting me combat advantage?
holdr: Or maybe it's slow time
holdr: i can't remember
Igfig: there's a rewind--yeah
Barvo: Leave the card to me.
Alek_Deckard: Alright.
Igfig: you were invisible, so yeah
Barvo: I will murder the hell out of D2
Barvo: and P4
Alek_Deckard: Ah I see.
holdr: When did me and barvo get 19 init?
Igfig: when you delayed
pirates: Alek is visible yes?
Barvo: From delaying
Alek_Deckard: Now he is.
Igfig: he is now yes
pirates: P3 2 attacks Alek
pirates:  1 d20+9 Alek AC
Fortuna: hgbfflbkgflgbbl
pirates: OK fine geez
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [20] = 29
Alek_Deckard: Well damn.
pirates: Shit
Barvo: So the NPC's are the only ones with crits
Barvo: Nice
Alek_Deckard: Can we go back to the hgbfflbkgflgbbl one instead?
Alek_Deckard: That one was nice.
pirates:  12 +4
Fortuna: pirates,  12 +4: [] = 16
Aryanni_Sanguine: Much less possibility for pain yes?
Igfig:  12?
Alek_Deckard: Glad I got those temporary hit points last turn, that'd be really bad otherwise.
Igfig: You can't roll a 12 on a d6
holdr: You mean diceboy?
pirates: It was a crit. The attack is 2 d6
Aryanni_Sanguine: To quote the band leader..."Fucking Pirates!"
Aryanni_Sanguine: They are mean today,  and Fortuna hates us...
pirates: Wait
Igfig: the damage is 1d6+4
pirates: My bad
pirates:  1 d6 yeah
Fortuna: hgbfflbkgflgbbl
pirates: My mistake
pirates: Ignore me
Igfig: it's 10 damage
pirates: Sorry man. 10 damage
Alek_Deckard: It's alright, got to see Fortuna go hgbfflbkgflgbbl a bunch of times, defintely worth it.
Aryanni_Sanguine: Why do you wish to kill us oh pirates?
Igfig: and then Aryanni's turn!
holdr: 1/0
Fortuna: hgbfflbkgflgbbl
Aryanni_Sanguine: kay
Igfig: they want your stuff
pirates: As the pirates sword stabs into your side and slices up your insides, poking out your back
Aryanni_Sanguine: mmm, kay...anywho....
pirates: Because fucking CRIT
Igfig: yes
Alek_Deckard: Oh my, that's quite uncomfortable.
Igfig: I think from where you're sitting, you actually have line of sight out the open door at the people on deck
Igfig: if you have any ranged attacks
Barvo: How about a nice burst?
Igfig: or that
Aryanni_Sanguine: Alright Faystep into the center of the p4's and p3's and get ready for some Sword Burst
Igfig: oh, nice move
Igfig: is that P3 on the stairs, or in Aryanni's zone?
Igfig: slim
Barvo: he just attacked alek didnt he?
Igfig: oh yeah
pirates: The one attacked Alek
Igfig: so he's in the crowded zone
pirates: The dazed one just moved towards that group
Igfig: ah
Aryanni_Sanguine: all four are in range right IG?
Igfig: just two
Aryanni_Sanguine: ah, one and one 3 right 
Aryanni_Sanguine: #2 1d20+11
Igfig: it's 2#1d20+11
Aryanni_Sanguine: can I manuever to get the others in Ig, realized that as I hit enter...
Aryanni_Sanguine: Thanks though
Igfig: fraid not
Aryanni_Sanguine: Kay
Igfig: if the other region were a little more crowded, sure
Aryanni_Sanguine: 2#1d20+11
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, 1d20+11: [20] = 31; 1d20+11: [12] = 23
Igfig: but it's not crowded enough
Igfig: also, nice
Igfig: they... both die.
pirates: DID YOU KILL MY BABIES?!
Aryanni_Sanguine: oh, alright then, bomb...might have killed em...just a little though...
Alek_Deckard: Whoa, Serious Sam on the gamecube flashback.
pirates: MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU!
Igfig: P1!
Aryanni_Sanguine: Actually, gtg...I'm out folks, night and all...been a blast chillin with ya!
Aryanni_Sanguine quit.
pirates: After Brigsby retreated some, P1s sake interest in this Holdr person
pirates: *take
holdr cracks knuckles
pirates: The first charges, swinging wildly
pirates:  1d20+9 VS holdr AC
Fortuna: pirates, VS holdr AC: [13] = 22
holdr: Hit
pirates:  1d6+4
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+4: [5] = 9
holdr: Come on. Hit me for a few more points so I can get brutal 1
pirates: And one of the swings hacks into you, dealing 6 damage
pirates: Sorry, 9
pirates: P1 2 follows suit
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [6] = 15
Lucas_Strongbow quit.
holdr: Nope
pirates: But this time the sword glances off... Whatever armor you are wearing
pirates: Brigsby?
Brigsby: Alrighty
Brigsby: There's another D2 next to Holdr, right?
Igfig: a d1, yes
Igfig: sorry, didn't draw him in
Brigsby: Alright, well I think it's Tempest time
Barvo: Good plan.
Brigsby: and the other region is too much of a clusterfuck right now, so let's put it on Holdr
Brigsby: Holdr's in the eye, so he isn't targeted
Brigsby: 3;1d20+9
Brigsby: hrm
Brigsby: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [19] = 28
Brigsby: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [1] = 10
Brigsby: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+9: [4] = 13
Brigsby: D1 P1 P1 in that order, vs Fort
Igfig: hit and two misses, whatever they are