holdr: I squat down and with my manly muscles of manliness, hoist the shark over my shoulder and carry it over to the ballista. Igfig: All right! Ary joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: That's a +2 to your check Igfig: and that is just enough Igfig: You successfully wrangle the shark! holdr: WOOHOO Aryanni was kicked by holdr. Alek_Deckard: Breakdancer Shark's Rough Skin ability hurts Holdr! Igfig: it ought to, but I guess these sharks aren't so bad Alek_Deckard: Joking. Igfig: or maybe you have nice hide armour or something Alek_Deckard: It's like smooth velvet, the lizard's didn't take very good care of the sharks. Igfig: Did you know sharks taste through their skin? True fact. Ace_Justice: poor guys holdr: THIS SHARK TASTES THE BLOOD AND SWEAT OF BATTLE Ace_Justice: don't swim through the yellow water Igfig: I once petted a shark at an aquarium when I was young Ace_Justice: did you get your arm eaten? Igfig: and the shark jumped out of the shark-keeper's arms back into the tank Igfig: I tasted really bad I guess Alek_Deckard: What did you eat that day? Igfig: Long story short, I no longer fear sharks Igfig: Anyway Igfig: there is now a live shark on the ballista holdr: "DO YE THING ACE" Igfig: what is happening? Ace_Justice: "HMMM" holdr: I'm waiting for Ace do his thang Ace_Justice: "waves arms, crotch thrusts, lifts chin" Ace_Justice: Lucas needs to go before me Igfig: Oh, whoops Igfig: Lucas! Igfig: Rock their faces off! Lucas_Strongbow: WOO holdr: And do it quick Lucas_Strongbow: Let's give this solo another go! Lucas_Strongbow: What are the bonuses again? holdr: Because Ace is about to screw their crap with a shark Igfig: I think there's just a +4 bonus from Aryanni's volume increases Ace_Justice: yeah Igfig: Volume is at 12 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+18 INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF YNGWIE MALMSTEEN: [13] = 31 Barvo: woo Ace_Justice: VOLUME IS NOW 13 Igfig: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT I GUESS HE'S PRETTY COOL Lucas_Strongbow: No, he sucks Igfig: Boh Lucas_Strongbow: But he shreds like crazy Igfig: oh Igfig: Well, his spirit, channeled through your fingers into your guitar, crushes the spirits of the lizardfolk calypso band Igfig: they can only stop, stare, and listen Ace_Justice: both wasps are dead right? Alek_Deckard: Only one of them I'm afraid. Barvo: dead enough Ace_Justice: well Barvo: the other is in that leaf storm Igfig: Or should I say stop collaborate and listen? Because they seem to have done exactly what you want: Barvo: and all messed up Ace_Justice: they're about to BEAR witness to a SHARK attack Lucas_Strongbow: Ice is back with a brand new invention Brigsby: we don't have any bears Lucas_Strongbow: Oh god, I know the words to ice ice baby Ace_Justice: We need to get a bear Igfig: with the pause in their playing comes a momentary lapse in the strenght of their shield Ace_Justice: AND WITH THAT LAPSE Ace_Justice: does ace shoot a shark at them Ace_Justice: He switches into battle wrath Igfig: I believe he does! Ace_Justice: 1d20+16 vs ac Fortuna: Ace_Justice, vs ac: [5] = 21 Ace_Justice: SHARRRKKSKSSSS Igfig: I don't know how you got such a ridiculous bonus, and honeslty I don't care right now Ace_Justice: my normal roll is +14 Ace_Justice: from a series of feats and class features holdr: "I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK" holdr: "SUCK IT I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK" Igfig: The shark streaks directly into the flower and explodes Ace_Justice: HOLY AWESOME Lucas_Strongbow: SUCK MY DIIIIIICK Ace_Justice puts on sunglasses Ace_Justice: He says a cool line Ace_Justice: but no one can tell what it is because he has no tongue Igfig: oh shit guys I'm actually laughin too hard to type hahaahffhaga Igfig: *hahahaha Ace_Justice: yeah that happens to me sometimes Ace_Justice: usually in dnd actually Barvo: I think you are just silly Barvo: I want more smashin Ace_Justice: Dude Igfig: Well Ace_Justice: you could have just asked to ride the shark Ace_Justice: I would have let you Barvo: right Barvo: but then the shark would have exploded on me Barvo: if I were at full hp I would have Ace_Justice: You're barvo Ace_Justice: you would have survived Igfig: I think it's a little too early for this campaign to jump the shark Barvo: but I am only at 25 Ace_Justice: AAHAHAHAHAH holdr: AHAHAHA Alek_Deckard: Unless you dismounted mid-air to come smashing on something, also what Ace and Holdr said. Brigsby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0 Brigsby: that, but Barvo and a shark Igfig: In any case, there's just a single wasp left Igfig: although the aloe is still flailing, more twitching than dancing now holdr: "Any healers wanna ressurect the dead shark?" Igfig: (it was dancing before, that was the idea) Barvo: Do we have some air? Alek_Deckard: We've had air the whole fight. Igfig: You do indeed have some air Barvo: do we have some mad pirate loot? Ace_Justice: mad air bros Alek_Deckard: We haven't raided the base yet. Igfig: actually, it looks like the fire is starting to peter out down in the corner, so you'll have a pretty reasonable air supply if you want to rest up hee Igfig: here Ace_Justice: yes Barvo: splendiferous. Ace_Justice: Now is a good time for the session to end for this week Ace_Justice: exploding sharks and puns Igfig: I think the Wasp is going to flee, yeah Igfig: and yes, this is pretty much the best point to end today Ace_Justice: the wasp is going to flea Brigsby: next time on Shetland Firestorm, we get us some damn treasure Lucas_Strongbow: That was pretty cool Igfig: word Lucas_Strongbow: Now we need to storm the base Igfig: There will be lots of interesting treasure Ace_Justice: 1d20+7 preform for a lonely guitar riff into the night Fortuna: Ace_Justice, preform for a lonely guitar riff into the night: [11] = 18 holdr: Holdr picks up the dead shark holdr: 1d20 to shark fist ace Fortuna: holdr, to shark fist ace: [4] = 4 Brigsby: this was an awesome session, we've been doing a lot of awesome sessions lately Igfig: Next week on SHETLAND FIRESTORM! holdr: The shark falls limp Ace_Justice: 1d20 to eat the shark in one bite Fortuna: Ace_Justice, to eat the shark in one bite: [15] = 15 Igfig: I have been endeavouring to dial up the awesome lately Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 to play Top Gun theme Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, to play Top Gun theme: [16] = 27 Ace_Justice: 1d20+7 for black dynamite Fortuna: Ace_Justice, for black dynamite: [14] = 21 Ace_Justice: DYNOMITE Ace_Justice: DYNOMITE Igfig: the whole Chiron situation got a little slow going Barvo: Barvo Bellows and dances. Black_Dynamite: "Which one of yo jive turkies called my name!" Heronius_Napalm: Ahem. Igfig: so we're keeping it more episodic and over the top Ary gives the double rock on! Lucas_Strongbow quit. Jigsaw_Blitz: I do like over the top Brigsby: See you guys next week Jigsaw_Blitz: 1d20+22 vs ac on black dynamite Fortuna: Jigsaw_Blitz, vs ac on black dynamite: [18] = 40 Brigsby quit. Heronius_Napalm brushes sleeves. Jigsaw_Blitz: bittcchh Igfig: next week will be all about arm wrestling to regain your son's love Heronius_Napalm: Alright fellows. Black_Dynamite: "Please!" Black_Dynamite: 1d20+55 Fortuna: Black_Dynamite, 1d20+55: [5] = 60 Heronius_Napalm: time for the looting. Black_Dynamite: "I win" Jigsaw_Blitz: holy shit Igfig: And with that, I bid you all good eve! Heronius_Napalm: night Jigsaw_Blitz: and it was still a terrible roll Heronius_Napalm quit. Jigsaw_Blitz: oh yeah Igfig quit. Jigsaw_Blitz: it's midnight