22:03:14: <handofevil> Alright
22:03:16: <Willem_Wildheart> I wish it would let me go back to just being Willem. I assume it doesn't because I was on my other computer that first session.
22:03:19: <handofevil> So everyone is ready then?
22:03:50: <Frank> I dunno.
22:03:57: <Willem_Wildheart> I'm ready.
22:04:00: <handofevil> Ok
22:04:05: <Raven_Moonshadow> yes
22:04:07: <handofevil> LAST TIME ON DND FUN TIMEZ
22:04:47: <handofevil> You fell from a fey portal in the sky and landed in a strange forest where you met a pot of petunia's and 3 strangers
22:05:32: <handofevil> You then snuck into a castle and found the war master, killing two drow emissaries in the process.
22:06:09: <handofevil> Degdeg then did something incredibly stupid and put on a strange talisman... while carrying the war master
22:06:15: <Willem_Wildheart> We also escaped from the worst jail cell ever made, don't forget that.
22:06:16: <handofevil> And now degdeg is gone
22:06:21: <handofevil> Resume.
22:06:57: <Frank> Right, I think the team's first course of action, should be simultaneous facepalming.
22:07:02: <Willem_Wildheart> "So... that was pretty strange. And I think we should just take a moment to reflect on this towering idiocy.:
22:07:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> "I agree."
22:07:12: Frank facepalms.
22:07:19: <handofevil> The talisman is laying on the ground and you all need to roll d20 to facepalm
22:07:20: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem_Wildheart facepalms.
22:07:20: Raven_Moonshadow follows suit
22:07:26: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, Facepalm: [19] = 19
22:07:27: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20 Facepalm
22:07:29: <Fortuna> Frank, to facepalm.: [1] = 1
22:07:29: <Frank> 1d20 to facepalm.
22:07:33: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20 faceplam
22:07:34: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, faceplam: [13] = 13
22:07:34: <handofevil> Frank punches himself
22:07:35: <Frank> Frank fails to facepalm.
22:07:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> "We will have to go after them eventually, though."
22:08:02: <Frank> Well that's one critical failure out of the way.
22:08:18: <corgnelius> 1d20 to facepalm
22:08:19: <Fortuna> corgnelius, to facepalm: [20] = 20
22:08:26: <corgnelius> WOOOOOOO
22:08:26: <handofevil> Cornelius grows a hand
22:08:27: <Willem_Wildheart> "We probably ought to find out where that goes before we put it on."
22:08:30: <handofevil> and facepalms with it
22:08:34: <Raven_Moonshadow> Corgnelius coves his eyes with his paws
22:08:39: <Willem_Wildheart> Adorably.
22:08:48: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem gives Corgnelius a treat for being suchagooboy.
22:09:04: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Perhaps the wizard could discern that?"
22:09:19: Raven_Moonshadow looks at Corgnelius
22:09:35: <Willem_Wildheart> Come on boy, Arcana the necklace! Come on boy!
22:09:51: <Frank> We're also still in the basement of that castle, might want to leave and see if we can find those Bahumat guys.
22:10:01: <corgnelius> 1d20+11 arcana the necklace
22:10:02: <Fortuna> corgnelius, arcana the necklace: [19] = 30
22:10:31: <corgnelius> getting so good rolls today
22:10:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Do you really want to explain to them why we don't have the Warmaster?"
22:11:07: <Willem_Wildheart> "We could always just blame Degdeg."
22:11:29: <Frank> "Yeah, the truth is the best course of action, especially when that course of action can get us backup.
22:11:30: <Frank> "
22:11:31: <handofevil> Corgnelius, you focus in on the necklace and... nothing. You sense nothing anymore. There's just a magical void.
22:11:33: <Raven_Moonshadow> "They may not see it that way."
22:11:44: <Willem_Wildheart> Of course there is.
22:11:55: <corgnelius> "woof"
22:12:10: <Frank> "Corgnelius says the amulet doesn't have any magic anymore."
22:12:37: <Willem_Wildheart> "Well, we have two choices I guess. We go tell the paladins we lost Emily and hope they don't murder us, or we explore that portal to the Underdark and hope that drow didn't just happen to have a necklace that teleported him somewhere else."
22:13:07: <Frank> "I suppose if we leave to go talk to the paladins then we'll have a hard time getting to this portal again too."
22:13:29: <Raven_Moonshadow> "We could always split the party."
22:13:35: Raven_Moonshadow /sarcasm
22:13:40: <Willem_Wildheart> "True. Our first attempt to infiltrate this castle was... less than stellar."
22:14:06: <Willem_Wildheart> "All in favor of the terrifying portal to a subterranean hellscape say aye."
22:14:11: <Frank> "And that whole getting split up was disastrous."
22:14:29: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Aye, I suppose."
22:14:35: <Frank> "Aye, I should have gotten some potatoes to go."
22:14:51: <handofevil> The drow still have their bag of potato's on them
22:14:56: <handofevil> I forgot about that last time
22:15:01: <Willem_Wildheart> All in favor of potatoes say aye.
22:15:16: <corgnelius> "wof"
22:15:25: <handofevil> That's dog for "aye"
22:15:38: <Frank> I snag that bag of potatoes then.
22:15:53: <handofevil> You snag two bag of potatoes
22:16:00: <Frank> "Corgnelius said aye, and then some other stuff."
22:16:13: <Frank> Yay potatoes.
22:16:46: <Willem_Wildheart> At least if we die, we die full. To the Underdark!
22:16:46: <handofevil> So everyone has potato's and is heading to the portal thing?
22:17:04: <corgnelius> brb
22:17:07: <Frank> Yup.
22:17:21: <Willem_Wildheart> I assume we still have the note from the emissary's body, because I don't remember the password.
22:17:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> "I have no need of potatoes. But yes."
22:17:39: <handofevil> (Neither do I honestly)
22:17:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> Oh right, did we find anything else interesting upon searching the bodies?
22:17:52: <handofevil> Just potato's and a talisman
22:18:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> You have the logs at least Hands
22:18:04: <handofevil> and that note
22:18:12: <Raven_Moonshadow> right
22:18:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> The portal then.
22:18:40: <Willem_Wildheart> So let's just assume we know the password, and Willem says it in an appropriately grave and resonant voice.
22:18:48: <Willem_Wildheart> With much waving of the hands.
22:19:00: <Frank> Or shouldn't Raven say it since she is a Drow?
22:19:26: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Very well."
22:19:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> wait no
22:19:42: <handofevil> You guys head down into the basement, descending a flight of stairs into the dark. You now find yourself in a cavern, with a large pitch black slab in the wall
22:19:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> scratch that
22:19:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> "I am sure it does not matter."
22:20:41: <handofevil> So has someone actually said the password or are you guys just standing around arguing
22:20:47: <Frank> I don't know.
22:20:56: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Willem, read the password."
22:21:05: <corgnelius> hang on ill look up
22:21:20: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem said it in a really resonant and impressive voice.
22:21:21: <handofevil> Cornelius should say the password
22:21:41: <Willem_Wildheart> He's just milking the shit out of this password.
22:21:58: <corgnelius> oh, its deleted itself
22:22:00: <handofevil> The ground shakes and the black slab sinks into the ground
22:22:05: <corgnelius> fuckin mibbit
22:22:07: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgnelius can't talk, so that would be problematic.
22:22:17: <corgnelius> "woof"
22:22:27: <Willem_Wildheart> Sweet. Take that, slab!
22:22:49: <handofevil> Behind the slab is... darkness
22:22:58: <Raven_Moonshadow> I enter
22:23:11: <Willem_Wildheart> I follow.
22:23:16: <Willem_Wildheart> But in a very impressive way.
22:23:21: <Willem_Wildheart> Like I ain't 'fraid of no slab.
22:23:22: corgnelius follow Raven_Moonshadow
22:23:24: <Frank> I flutter along.
22:23:28: Frank flutters along.
22:24:54: <Frank> Has anything been said since I said I fluttered along?
22:25:02: <Willem_Wildheart> Nothing.
22:25:03: <corgnelius> no
22:25:07: <handofevil> You find yourself in a large cavern. Two black monoliths stand to the side of weird spikey powered-down portal
22:25:11: <corgnelius> we died
22:25:13: <Frank> Okay, thought for a moment weird internet stuff might have happened.
22:25:25: <Willem_Wildheart> These guys and their Goddamn monoliths.
22:25:45: <handofevil> A large symbol, the same as the talisman, is dug into the ground infront of the portal
22:25:52: corgnelius pees on the monoliths
22:25:56: <handofevil> Beside it, a blood stained dagger
22:26:13: <handofevil> And beside that is a beer keg
22:26:20: <handofevil> with an arrow pointing toward the portal drawn next to it
22:26:23: <Willem_Wildheart> Degdeg!
22:26:24: <Frank> These drow are very proliferous with their branding. I'm not sure if thta is the right word.
22:26:33: <Raven_Moonshadow> "I suppose we should sacrifice someone and see what happens."
22:26:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, maintaining a brand image is crucial. You've got to keep it fresh in the customer's mind, or else your targeted marketing efforts are wasted.
22:26:55: <corgnelius> "woof"
22:27:08: <corgnelius> (not it)
22:27:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> Is the portal the one we emerged through?
22:27:18: <Frank> "Last I was told ritual sacrifice was not a good thing to do. Also Corgnelius called not it."
22:27:32: <handofevil> No. You emerged through no portal
22:27:40: <Willem_Wildheart> I'm guessing just a bit of blood will suffice.
22:27:47: <handofevil> You walked into a cave through an opening created by the black slab
22:28:15: <Frank> Ah, so we're still just under the palace, not in the underdark yet.
22:28:20: <handofevil> Indeed
22:28:36: <Raven_Moonshadow> ah
22:28:51: <Frank> I say Corgnelius should pee on the symbol.
22:28:51: <Raven_Moonshadow> Is the beer keg full or empty?
22:29:05: <Raven_Moonshadow> I can try to lift it and see how heavy it is
22:29:27: handofevil goes to check the logs
22:29:50: <Raven_Moonshadow> I think that means the answer is mostly irrelevant then?
22:30:12: <handofevil> It is empty
22:30:19: <handofevil> and apparently the arrow is made of beer, not drawn
22:30:41: <Frank> Right, definitely Degdeg then.
22:30:56: <Willem_Wildheart> I think someone's gonna have to bleed on this here symbol to get us through. If we're assuming this is Degdeg's beer keg, I don't think it matters what kind of blood.
22:31:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Very well, I shall spill my own blood."
22:32:04: <Willem_Wildheart> "Raven, no!" says Willem, but also he is secretly relieved and hands her the knife.
22:32:39: Raven_Moonshadow pricks a finger with it and allows a few drops to fall on the symbol
22:33:33: <corgnelius> probably going to absorb the degdeg blood that was on there and become a were-dwarf
22:33:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> I would have wiped it on something if there was anything to wipe it on.
22:34:11: <handofevil> The blood slides down the symbol and lands in the place where the ruby would be on the talisman. The ground begins to shake. The monoliths rise up from the ground and begin to float and spin slowly.
22:34:17: <Willem_Wildheart> You know, I just realized we left two corpses back yonder. I bet we could've used theirs.
22:34:20: <Frank> How would being a were-dwarf work? Would it still be on night's of the full moon? Or would it be when you are within such and such distance of rare mineral deposits?
22:34:22: <Willem_Wildheart> Ah well.
22:34:41: <Willem_Wildheart> When moonlight reflects off of mithral onto you, you become a dward.
22:34:42: <Willem_Wildheart> dwarf*
22:34:42: <handofevil> The portal, once grey, now turns black like the thorns that the drow fought with and a portal appears.
22:35:07: <handofevil> Also a naked mini-were-dwarf rises up from the symbol
22:35:12: <Frank> And with the transformation, an intense urge to drink ale and dig holes.
22:35:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> So, we go through?
22:35:39: <Willem_Wildheart> "Erm... hello, friend."
22:35:43: <handofevil> I don't know. Do you?
22:35:47: <Willem_Wildheart> "You seem to be quite naked."
22:35:55: <Raven_Moonshadow> I'll let someone else handle this
22:35:55: <Frank> Can we take the mini-were-dwarf with us?
22:36:06: Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf burps loudly
22:36:10: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> "EVENIN' MATE"
22:36:13: <corgnelius> "woof"
22:36:29: <Willem_Wildheart> "How would you like to go on... an adventure!"
22:36:40: <corgnelius> "woof!"
22:36:43: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> "WER THER BE ALE MATE?"
22:36:50: Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf farts loudly
22:36:58: <Willem_Wildheart> Our friend has a whole barrel of ale, and he's through that portal somewhere.
22:37:12: <Willem_Wildheart> Or you could take your chances with the castle full of hostile eladrin, if that suits you.
22:37:26: <Willem_Wildheart> Also, I make an Insight check to see if this guy is shady.
22:37:36: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+12 Insight
22:37:36: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, Insight: [15] = 27
22:37:44: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> "SOMEONE BE CARRYIN ME? AIN'T GOT STRENGTH IN ME LEGS YET"
22:38:01: <Willem_Wildheart> Is he small enough to ride Corgi?
22:38:13: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> He is mini-dwarf that has been created by mixing drow and dwarf blood
22:38:21: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> He is perfectly alright and very niave
22:38:24: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> Yes he is
22:38:30: <Willem_Wildheart> YES.
22:38:32: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> Infact, he's Corgi's size
22:38:42: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi, how do you feel about being a mighty steed?
22:39:07: <corgnelius> "woof!"
22:39:22: corgnelius trots over to Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf
22:39:23: <Frank> Hey, if when the corgi levels up, could he take the arcane familiar feat and have the mini-were-dwarf be his familiar? Cause that'd be awesome.
22:39:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem puts the weredwarf on Corgi's back.
22:39:51: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> "ONWERD MERTY STEERD!"
22:39:56: Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf BURPS
22:40:07: <Willem_Wildheart> So we just created and recruited a half-dwarven lycanthrope alcoholic who rides our Wizard into battle.
22:40:16: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> Yes
22:40:17: <Fartfignuggen_the_dwarf> Yes you did
22:40:17: <Willem_Wildheart> I think we can call it a night, guys.
22:40:29: <Frank> Most successful session we've had yet.
22:40:57: <Frank> So now we all go through the portal?
22:41:03: <Willem_Wildheart> I think so, yes.
22:41:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> Yes we do
22:41:07: <handofevil> Alright
22:41:11: handofevil activates narrative
22:42:25: <handofevil> You arrive in a small camp. Everything has been completely ransacked. Blood is everywhere. A drow, cut in half, lies in front of your feet. A charred dwarf, burned beyond recognition by a fire.
22:42:54: <handofevil> Above your head, a dwarf is impaled upon a stalactite
22:43:01: <Willem_Wildheart> Are we underground?
22:43:03: <handofevil> Numerous other bodies dot the camp
22:43:04: <handofevil> Yes
22:43:05: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Looks like we found Degdeg."
22:43:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Two of him."
22:43:37: <Frank> What is Raven's intelligence and wisdom? I forget.
22:43:46: <handofevil> The charred dwarf holds a large axe with a DD engraved in the blade.
22:43:50: <Frank> Or, didn't know in the first place, one of the two.
22:43:51: <Raven_Moonshadow> Wis 10, Int 8
22:44:12: <Frank> Right, so same wisdom as me, but I have average intelligence, got it.
22:44:19: <Raven_Moonshadow> She tries not to let on
22:44:24: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, I hope that's not Degdeg.
22:44:35: <DM_Degdeg> *AHEM*
22:44:40: <handofevil> Hold on waffle
22:44:43: <Willem_Wildheart> ZOMBIE DEGDEG. AHHHH.
22:44:47: <corgnelius> int 18 mofos
22:44:53: <DM_Degdeg> no no its DM degdeg
22:45:01: <DM_Degdeg> he has ascended to a new plane of existence
22:45:01: <Willem_Wildheart> EVEN WORSE! AHHH!
22:45:28: <Frank> "Hey Corgnelius, your'e smart, I don't think there can be more then one Degdeg right?"
22:45:42: <corgnelius> "woof"
22:46:07: <Fortuna> corgnelius, arcana the cave: [13] = 24
22:46:07: <corgnelius> 1d20+11 arcana the cave
22:46:23: <Willem_Wildheart> So. Camp full of charred and mutilated corpses. I search the bodies for valuables.
22:46:32: <handofevil> There are no valuables left
22:46:38: <Willem_Wildheart> I hate it when that happens.
22:46:53: <Raven_Moonshadow> I look for tracks.
22:47:13: <handofevil> Perception
22:47:16: <Willem_Wildheart> Is there anything unusal about the cave? Other than all the corpses?
22:47:19: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh right
22:47:22: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+10 Perception
22:47:22: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, Perception: [8] = 18
22:47:28: <handofevil> Nothing. You see no tracks
22:47:30: <corgnelius> Fortuna	corgnelius, arcana the cave: [13] = 24
22:47:30: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+7 perception
22:47:31: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, perception: [4] = 11
22:47:34: <Raven_Moonshadow> okay
22:47:44: <handofevil> You sense no foul magic
22:47:53: <handofevil> or any magic at all apart from the lingering magic of a portal
22:47:56: Frank pokes at the dwarf on the stalactite.
22:48:09: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, either that's Degdeg's horribly burned body or somebody took his axe. Either way I think we should grab it. Either he'll want it back or it'll sell well.
22:48:27: <Fortuna> corgnelius, perception: [15] = 18
22:48:27: <corgnelius> 1d20+3 perception
22:48:38: <corgnelius> ha
22:49:01: <handofevil> Nope. Nothing.
22:49:07: <Willem_Wildheart> Anybody object to me looting maybe-Degdeg's corpse?
22:49:27: <handofevil> Just a ransacked cave full of bodies
22:49:42: <Raven_Moonshadow> There's nothing to loot
22:49:52: <Willem_Wildheart> There's the axe.
22:49:52: <Frank> Is there any way we can find out if it is Degdeg's corpse? I mean it is burnt beyond recognition... and I don't think we have dental records.
22:49:56: <Willem_Wildheart> That seems to be Degdeg's.
22:50:25: <handofevil> Oh, there's also a beer keg off to the side
22:50:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> well yes, take the axe
22:50:31: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh, the beer
22:50:43: <Willem_Wildheart> Fartfignuggen, there's your beer.
22:50:49: <Willem_Wildheart> We made a promise.
22:51:06: corgnelius carries over to beer
22:51:20: <Fartfignuggen> "AY HEY ALE"
22:51:28: Fartfignuggen drinks all the beer
22:51:29: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, now I kind of don't want to take the axe. Does it count as metagaming if I change my mind because Degdeg changed his name to "reanimated Degdeg?"
22:51:31: Fartfignuggen burps loudly
22:51:44: <Willem_Wildheart> "Wow, little fella can really put it away."
22:51:44: <reanimated_DM_Degdeg> oh that was just a joke
22:51:45: <Fartfignuggen> Degdeg is not reanimated
22:51:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Well in that case, I grab the aze.
22:51:59: <Willem_Wildheart> axe*
22:52:01: <DM_Degdeg> grab dat azz
22:52:11: <DM_Degdeg> give it a lil squeeze
22:52:13: <Willem_Wildheart> I grab a discreet handful of azz, as well.
22:52:15: <Fartfignuggen> "NAMES FARTFIGNUGGEN FREND. WHAT BE YER NAMERS"
22:52:33: <Fartfignuggen> The corpse has the axe in a death grip
22:52:39: <Willem_Wildheart> Ha!
22:52:44: <Fartfignuggen> hahahah
22:52:51: <Frank> "OOOoh, ooh, I'm Frank, and I like potatoes."
22:52:55: Fartfignuggen lifts his leg and farts
22:52:59: <Willem_Wildheart> Frank you're strong, come take this axe.
22:53:02: <Fartfignuggen> "AYE POTATERS BE GERD"
22:53:15: <Frank> "Potatoes are the best."
22:53:17: <Willem_Wildheart> "I'm Willem, and I am not overly committed to potatoes one way or the other."
22:53:23: Frank attempts to grab the axe.
22:53:25: <corgnelius> "woof"
22:53:34: <Frank> 1d20+5
22:53:34: <Fortuna> Frank, 1d20+5: [8] = 13
22:53:43: <Frank> That was a poor strength roll.
22:53:44: <Fartfignuggen> You yank the axe with all your might
22:53:51: <Fartfignuggen> and it fails to leave the dwarf's hand
22:54:04: <Willem_Wildheart> Someone cut off the dwarf's hand.
22:54:30: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, Strength, just in case?: [5] = 8
22:54:30: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+3 Strength, just in case?
22:54:34: <Willem_Wildheart> Awesome.
22:55:12: <Fortuna> corgnelius, 1d20+2: [8] = 10
22:55:12: <corgnelius> 1d20+2
22:55:33: <Fartfignuggen> As everyone starts taking turns to rip the axe from maybe-degdeg's death grip
22:55:45: <Fartfignuggen> You hear a loud gutteral growling
22:55:47: <Frank> "Hey Fartfignuggen, you wanna try and grab this axe?"
22:56:18: <Fartfignuggen> "AY HEY. AINT GOT NO STRENGTH. I JUST BE A MINIDWARF FER DRINKIN ALE"
22:56:37: <Willem_Wildheart> He has a catchphrase that is so cool.
22:56:43: Fartfignuggen burps loudly
22:56:44: <Willem_Wildheart> Now about this guttural growling.
22:56:56: <Fartfignuggen> You hear it again
22:56:59: <Fartfignuggen> It echo's through the chamber
22:57:07: <Frank> The gutteral growling did not come from Fartfignuggen's belly I'm guessing.
22:57:11: <DM_Degdeg> its maybe degdeg's body releasing its bowels
22:57:12: <Fartfignuggen> No
22:57:13: <Willem_Wildheart> I make a nature check to see if it's a call I recognize.
22:57:19: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+12
22:57:20: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+12: [14] = 26
22:57:23: Raven_Moonshadow draw weapons
22:57:26: <Fartfignuggen> It's...
22:57:26: <Fartfignuggen> IT'S
22:57:28: <Fartfignuggen> A GRUE
22:57:31: <Fartfignuggen> The campfire goes out
22:57:39: <Fartfignuggen> It's pitch black
22:57:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> Darkvision
22:57:41: <Fartfignuggen> Roll init
22:57:43: <DM_Degdeg> *boss battle music plays*
22:57:51: <Fartfignuggen> Yes. Anyone with darkvision can see
22:58:00: <Fartfignuggen> It's now your show degdeg
22:58:03: <DM_Degdeg> yup
22:58:04: <Frank> Is there any lgith at all?
22:58:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+7 init
22:58:07: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, init: [5] = 12
22:58:09: <DM_Degdeg> none
22:58:11: <Fartfignuggen> No. No light
22:58:14: <DM_Degdeg> its completely pitch black
22:58:19: <Frank> 1d20+6 initiative for Frank.
22:58:19: <Fortuna> Frank, initiative for Frank.: [16] = 22
22:58:20: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, Initiative: [17] = 21
22:58:20: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+4 Initiative
22:58:25: <Fartfignuggen> "AY WHO TERNED ERT THE LIGHTS"
22:58:26: <DM_Degdeg> if you light a torch it will light up 5 squares around you
22:58:34: <Fortuna> corgnelius, 1d20+7: [3] = 10
22:58:34: <corgnelius> 1d20+7
22:58:37: <Willem_Wildheart> I do have an everburning torch.
22:58:42: <Willem_Wildheart> Also I can allow one ally to reroll Init./
22:58:43: <corgnelius> always last
22:58:45: <DM_Degdeg> first two squares are full light, 3 4 and 5 are low light
22:58:49: <Willem_Wildheart> If either of you wants that./
22:58:51: <DM_Degdeg> someone write those inits on the map
22:58:58: <corgnelius> dibs
22:58:58: <Raven_Moonshadow> I would like a reroll please
22:59:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh
22:59:04: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
22:59:04: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+17 grue init
22:59:05: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, grue init: [9] = 26
22:59:10: <Willem_Wildheart> Shit on a brick.
22:59:15: <corgnelius> nah you go
22:59:18: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
22:59:20: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+7 init
22:59:21: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, init: [3] = 10
22:59:21: <Willem_Wildheart> Raven go ahead.
22:59:24: <Raven_Moonshadow> :(
22:59:25: <Willem_Wildheart> Hahaha.
22:59:28: <corgnelius> ahahhahahhahha
22:59:35: <DM_Degdeg> 2#1d20+8 mystery monster for now i guess
22:59:36: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, mystery monster for now i guess: [2] = 10; mystery monster for now i guess: [3] = 11
22:59:37: <corgnelius> tied for last
22:59:47: <DM_Degdeg> okay someone collect all those
22:59:50: <Fartfignuggen> Willem know's it's a grue waffle
22:59:55: <Fartfignuggen> Oh right
22:59:56: <DM_Degdeg> its not just a grue dork
22:59:57: <Fartfignuggen> I remember
22:59:58: <Fartfignuggen> Carry on
23:00:03: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:00:04: <Raven_Moonshadow> Yin is collecting
23:00:09: <Frank> I lost trackk.
23:00:20: <DM_Degdeg> alright thanks yin i give you +1 to your next attack roll for being radical and helping
23:00:21: <Fartfignuggen> "AY. I SERNSE DANGER"
23:00:29: Fartfignuggen burps loudly
23:00:36: <DM_Degdeg> place yourselfs on the map too
23:00:40: <Frank> Which initiative does Raven use, the first or the second?
23:00:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> Oh, should we roll off to see who goes first corgnelius?
23:00:49: <Raven_Moonshadow> Oh< i can choose?
23:00:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> The first
23:00:52: <DM_Degdeg> yes that is how it goes
23:00:56: <DM_Degdeg> both of you roll a d20
23:01:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> No, I go first then
23:01:10: <corgnelius> 1d20
23:01:10: <Fortuna> corgnelius, 1d20: [10] = 10
23:01:12: <Willem_Wildheart> The power doesn't say whether you can or not, so I'll assume you can.
23:01:16: <DM_Degdeg> oh
23:01:18: <corgnelius> hahah
23:01:21: <DM_Degdeg> i thoguht you both rolled the same init
23:01:25: <Raven_Moonshadow> no, if it doesn't sya
23:01:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> then you can't choose
23:01:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> okay, so we do have to roll off
23:01:38: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20: [9] = 9
23:01:38: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20
23:01:41: <DM_Degdeg> nah you're fine
23:01:43: <DM_Degdeg> oh
23:01:44: <Fartfignuggen> Hey waffle
23:01:46: <DM_Degdeg> well either way corgi won
23:01:46: <corgnelius> winner!
23:01:47: <Fartfignuggen> Try not to TPK them
23:01:51: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:01:56: <Fartfignuggen> They are important for the story
23:01:58: <Fartfignuggen> I think
23:02:04: <DM_Degdeg> can I kill fartfignuggen
23:02:12: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen is eternal
23:02:13: <Frank> not Fartfigunuggen!
23:02:14: <Willem_Wildheart> You can try.
23:02:15: <Fartfignuggen> He can not be killed
23:02:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh wait, was there a mysterious monster with init 10 too?
23:02:24: <DM_Degdeg> yes
23:02:30: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh, its init is higher so it goes before us
23:02:30: <Willem_Wildheart> I want you to imagine I said "you can try" in a really grim tone with a cocksure half-grin.
23:02:35: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:02:36: <Frank> Yup, there were two mystery monsters, I named them mystery monster, and mysterious monster.
23:02:47: <DM_Degdeg> place yo'selves on the map
23:02:55: <Raven_Moonshadow> Yin can you move my init to below Corgnelius
23:02:56: <DM_Degdeg> Tip, positioning and light is very important in this fight
23:03:01: <Raven_Moonshadow> my init is 10, not 12
23:03:18: <DM_Degdeg> if you are away from your allies too far, say like 5 squares, assume you can't see them at all unless there is a light
23:03:19: <Raven_Moonshadow> wait, never ind
23:03:30: <DM_Degdeg> yo place yourselves on the map already
23:03:37: <Willem_Wildheart> I have my everburning torch, so if you're near me you have vision for 5 squares.
23:03:44: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:03:55: <Frank> I was thinking of dropping a sunrod.
23:04:01: <Frank> We all have them in our adventurer's kits.
23:04:09: <Frank> 20 square radius of bright light.
23:04:11: <DM_Degdeg> feel free to change the colours of your letter text on the map
23:04:14: <DM_Degdeg> since there is a lot of black
23:04:28: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh that's probably a good idea.
23:04:57: <Frank> Just one or two of those dropped and we'll have this space covered in light for up to 4 hours.
23:04:59: <DM_Degdeg> oh shit twitch plays pokemon beat the fourth gym while I was distrated
23:05:03: <DM_Degdeg> not exactly
23:05:08: <DM_Degdeg> see those pillars
23:05:10: <DM_Degdeg> they block light
23:05:13: <DM_Degdeg> like pillars tend to do
23:05:18: <DM_Degdeg> so there will still be shadows
23:05:19: <Frank> Well yar, but still.
23:05:23: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:05:25: <Willem_Wildheart> Do they make it no light or low-light?
23:05:26: <corgnelius> where is Fartfignuggen on the map?
23:05:32: <Willem_Wildheart> Because light still reflects off of the walls.
23:05:34: <Willem_Wildheart> He's on your back.
23:05:39: <DM_Degdeg> he is hiding under a bed
23:05:40: <corgnelius> right
23:05:45: <DM_Degdeg> also is that everyone on the map
23:05:48: <Frank> It'd probably be low-light near where the light goes around the pillar with no light past that.
23:05:49: <corgnelius> no
23:05:57: <DM_Degdeg> corgi place yourself
23:06:12: <corgnelius> wheres the keg?
23:06:16: <DM_Degdeg> I'm going to draw a little squares for sun rods, place them on the map whenever you drop one on the ground or something
23:06:18: <corgnelius> i am by the keg
23:07:15: <DM_Degdeg> now thena re we ready
23:07:19: <DM_Degdeg> no
23:07:22: <DM_Degdeg> corgi place yourself
23:07:26: <Fartfignuggen> Yes. Don't forget to place the keg on the map waffle
23:07:32: <Fartfignuggen> Wait
23:07:33: <DM_Degdeg> what keg
23:07:34: <Fartfignuggen> It's gone
23:07:36: <DM_Degdeg> we never talked about a keg
23:07:37: <DM_Degdeg> oh okay
23:07:38: <Fartfignuggen> I drank it
23:07:42: <DM_Degdeg> alright then
23:07:45: <Willem_Wildheart> You drank the actual keg?
23:07:48: <Willem_Wildheart> Man, this guy is awesome.
23:07:50: Fartfignuggen lifts his leg and farts
23:07:52: <DM_Degdeg> corgi you are between squares
23:07:56: <Fartfignuggen> "AY. THE KEG BE GREAT"
23:08:08: <DM_Degdeg> the keg is the best part
23:08:08: <Fartfignuggen> The corgi is all squares
23:08:14: <DM_Degdeg> ALRIGHT
23:08:18: <DM_Degdeg> did any of you put down a light source
23:08:26: <Fartfignuggen> It's combat
23:08:28: <DM_Degdeg> thats what those red squares on the left are for marking
23:08:30: <DM_Degdeg> oh alright
23:08:32: <Willem_Wildheart> We have to do a minor for it.
23:08:32: <Fartfignuggen> They have to wait til their turns
23:08:32: <DM_Degdeg> IN THAT CASE
23:08:33: <DM_Degdeg> WE BEGIN
23:08:41: <Frank> Not yet, we had light before and we haven't had the chance to do so yet, yar.
23:08:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, I do have my torch out.
23:08:55: <Fartfignuggen> Who here has dark vision?
23:09:04: <Willem_Wildheart> So there's 5 squares around me.
23:09:11: <DM_Degdeg> Willem feels an odd vibration in his head
23:09:22: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs will: [9] = 19
23:09:22: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+10 vs will
23:09:30: <Willem_Wildheart> Hit.
23:09:34: <Fartfignuggen> Raven is the only one with darkvision then
23:09:43: <DM_Degdeg> 2d6+8 damage and -2 to will
23:09:44: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, damage and -2 to will: [4, 5] = 17
23:09:50: <DM_Degdeg> and slowed
23:09:51: <Frank> Yup, I think the rest of us are low-light at best.
23:09:51: <DM_Degdeg> save ends both
23:10:02: <Willem_Wildheart> Weee.
23:10:13: <DM_Degdeg> raven
23:10:18: <DM_Degdeg> ill be pming you
23:10:22: <DM_Degdeg> since you can see the monster in the dark
23:10:31: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
23:10:35: <Frank> So my turn then though, and I can't see anything.
23:10:55: <DM_Degdeg> yes
23:11:04: <Willem_Wildheart> I guess drop the sunrod and hope it helps.
23:11:24: <Frank> I pull out a sunrod and I don't drop it quite yet.
23:11:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Willem! Behind the pillar!"
23:11:49: <DM_Degdeg> put the sunrod on the map
23:11:54: <Frank> I'd like to know what I can see before I drop it.
23:11:57: <Raven_Moonshadow> (the one to the south of you)
23:12:28: <DM_Degdeg> aah
23:12:29: <DM_Degdeg> good place
23:12:33: <DM_Degdeg> you all see the monster
23:12:50: <Frank> So there is bright light coming off of me up to a radius of 20 squares cause I'm still holding it, yar.
23:12:52: <DM_Degdeg> look below willem
23:12:52: <DM_Degdeg> http://gyazo.com/2ab6387a7cd4c71d4dfe417320842a1a.png
23:12:55: <DM_Degdeg> this is the beast
23:12:57: <Willem_Wildheart> "Hey jerk, that hurt my brain."
23:13:13: <Frank> Wow, that is ugly.
23:13:20: <DM_Degdeg> it huffs
23:13:39: <Willem_Wildheart> Jesus Christ. Willem wonders why he ever even left the woods. No fanged horrorbeats ever assaulted his brain in the woods.
23:13:46: <DM_Degdeg> whose turn is it
23:13:51: <DM_Degdeg> still frank?
23:13:51: <Willem_Wildheart> Still Frank.
23:13:56: <Fartfignuggen> Wait
23:13:58: <Frank> Still mine, I've used a minor action to pull out the sunrod.
23:14:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> Two more here on the table!
23:14:46: <DM_Degdeg> oh boy
23:14:53: <DM_Degdeg> thank delf for reminding me this just got a lot harder
23:14:56: <DM_Degdeg> the Grue shrieks at the light
23:14:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> (Not grues though, something else)
23:14:59: <DM_Degdeg> and shifts away
23:15:12: <DM_Degdeg> a monster drops from the cieling next to the light source
23:15:52: <DM_Degdeg> and it attacks frank
23:16:03: <DM_Degdeg> wait ne er mind
23:16:04: <DM_Degdeg> anyways
23:16:06: <DM_Degdeg> frank your turn
23:16:14: <Fartfignuggen> 1d10 damage on grue
23:16:15: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, damage on grue: [7] = 7
23:16:18: <DM_Degdeg> thank
23:16:21: <Frank> Right, a monster dropped down next to me, so that's fun.
23:16:28: <Willem_Wildheart> You should obliterate him.
23:16:39: <Willem_Wildheart> And if that's going to happen every time we drop light, we should try not to do that so often.
23:17:08: <DM_Degdeg> none of you can see the grue currently
23:17:16: <Frank> Free action to drop the sunrod beneath me, minor action to draw my sword, and we don't know anything about these creatures...
23:17:28: <Willem_Wildheart> Do we know anything about these creatures?
23:17:30: <DM_Degdeg> its a blob of darkness
23:17:37: <DM_Degdeg> vaguely humanoid shaped
23:17:40: <DM_Degdeg> but with terrifying claws
23:17:43: <DM_Degdeg> its also tiyn like a cute bby
23:17:55: <Frank> Right, so I'm contemplating smacking it, or just activating my defender's aura.
23:18:00: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh
23:18:14: <Fartfignuggen> "AYE THESE THINGS BE STRANGE"
23:18:23: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh also can even Raven not see the Grue?
23:18:26: <Frank> Cause I've used up my minor and move actions already with the sunrod and the pulling my sword out.
23:18:28: <DM_Degdeg> nope
23:18:37: <Frank> The grue is out of her line of sight.
23:18:41: <DM_Degdeg> no one can it has currently disapeared
23:18:51: <Willem_Wildheart> In that case, let's murder this... blob.
23:19:07: <corgnelius> how far is the line of sight from me?
23:19:16: <DM_Degdeg> what do you mean
23:19:29: <Frank> Right, I'll just smack the blob who is next to me for the moment.
23:19:30: <corgnelius> how far away cant i see
23:19:31: <DM_Degdeg> you dont know where the grue went so you cant say
23:19:34: <DM_Degdeg> oh
23:19:37: <Frank> 1d20+8 for Jarring Smash vs. AC
23:19:38: <DM_Degdeg> the light is on so you can see just fine
23:19:38: <Fortuna> Frank, for Jarring Smash vs. AC: [7] = 15
23:19:44: <DM_Degdeg> miss
23:19:48: <DM_Degdeg> interestingly enough
23:19:52: <DM_Degdeg> you swing your sword at the blob
23:19:57: <DM_Degdeg> and it actually splits into two to avoid the attack
23:19:58: <DM_Degdeg> then reforms
23:20:01: <Frank> Right, and that is the end of my turn.
23:20:06: <Willem_Wildheart> Sounds like a real prick.
23:20:10: <DM_Degdeg> Wille get 'em
23:20:17: <DM_Degdeg> remember you're slowed and have a penalty to will
23:20:23: <DM_Degdeg> hehe
23:20:25: <DM_Degdeg> will....em
23:20:25: <Frank> It is supper time though for me, so here is a link to my sheet in case you guys need it while I am briefly away.
23:20:31: <Frank> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377799
23:20:49: <Willem_Wildheart> This slow is aaasss.
23:20:51: <Willem_Wildheart> Alright.
23:21:43: <Willem_Wildheart> I move there, and then I'm gonna use Chill Wind on that thing.
23:21:48: <DM_Degdeg> roll it honey doll
23:21:53: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+6 vs Fort.
23:21:54: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, vs Fort.: [19] = 25
23:21:58: <DM_Degdeg> hit
23:22:05: <DM_Degdeg> and the blob vanishes
23:22:08: <DM_Degdeg> more like disperrses
23:22:21: <Willem_Wildheart> "Yeah, take that, blob! Jerk."
23:22:26: <Willem_Wildheart> And then I save against that debuff.
23:22:29: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+1
23:22:30: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+1: [4] = 5
23:22:32: <DM_Degdeg> nope
23:22:34: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, shit.
23:22:41: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:22:44: <Willem_Wildheart> Alright, end turn.,
23:22:44: <DM_Degdeg> time for the blob's turns
23:22:49: <DM_Degdeg> raven is deliciously close to them
23:22:51: <DM_Degdeg> they swarm her
23:22:57: <Raven_Moonshadow> yay
23:23:15: <DM_Degdeg> 2#1d20+12 vs ac
23:23:15: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [16] = 28; vs ac: [4] = 16
23:23:22: <Raven_Moonshadow> one hit
23:23:27: <DM_Degdeg> 7 damage
23:23:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> kay
23:23:43: <DM_Degdeg> and they end turn
23:23:47: <DM_Degdeg> corgi go
23:23:57: <Raven_Moonshadow> Perfect setup for you, Corgnelius
23:24:06: <Willem_Wildheart> So are those things minions, or did he just run away when I froze him?
23:24:11: <DM_Degdeg> minions
23:24:14: <Willem_Wildheart> Coolio.
23:24:23: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi, fuck those blobs UP.
23:24:36: <Raven_Moonshadow> Any area autodamage powers?
23:24:38: <corgnelius> 1d20+6 v reflex of every enemy within 10 squares
23:24:39: <Fortuna> corgnelius, v reflex of every enemy within 10 squares: [19] = 25
23:24:49: <DM_Degdeg> isnt it multiple rolls?
23:24:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah you have to roll it for both guys.
23:25:04: <DM_Degdeg> that hit one of them choose which one to kill
23:25:06: <Willem_Wildheart> I imagine that's at least one dead, though, so good start.
23:25:15: <corgnelius> okay, that one was for one
23:25:28: <corgnelius> 1d20+6 the other
23:25:28: <Fortuna> corgnelius, the other: [20] = 26
23:25:33: <Willem_Wildheart> BLADOW.
23:25:40: <DM_Degdeg> BOOM
23:25:43: <DM_Degdeg> it explodes
23:25:45: <Raven_Moonshadow> you can roll multiples with the X# prefix
23:25:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> like 2#1d20+6
23:25:53: <corgnelius> 1d20+6 the gruel thing
23:25:54: <Fortuna> corgnelius, the gruel thing: [5] = 11
23:25:55: <DM_Degdeg> raven'sup then i suppose
23:26:01: <DM_Degdeg> well
23:26:04: <DM_Degdeg> you cant see the gruel
23:26:08: <corgnelius> so?
23:26:08: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh yeah the area attack would technically hit him if he's in the area.
23:26:10: <DM_Degdeg> so i dont think you can target him
23:26:12: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:26:16: <Willem_Wildheart> If he has line of effect.
23:26:17: <DM_Degdeg> well thered be a -5 penalty
23:26:21: <DM_Degdeg> either way it misses
23:26:21: <Willem_Wildheart> Not that an 11 is gonna hit him anyway.
23:26:29: <Willem_Wildheart> Not on area attacks, I thought.
23:26:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Just for reference.
23:26:42: <corgnelius> 3d8+10 / 2
23:26:42: <Raven_Moonshadow> Did I see where it went?
23:26:42: <Fortuna> corgnelius, 3d8+10 / 2: [5, 7, 7] = 24
23:26:49: <DM_Degdeg> corgi that was a miss
23:26:51: <DM_Degdeg> and no you didnt see raven
23:26:55: <Willem_Wildheart> Miss is half damage, I wager.
23:27:00: <corgnelius> half damage on a miss
23:27:00: <DM_Degdeg> oh
23:27:07: <Willem_Wildheart> TAKE THAT, GRUE.
23:27:08: <DM_Degdeg> did that roll correctly?
23:27:13: <DM_Degdeg> it doesnt look like it
23:27:14: <Raven_Moonshadow> I think it didn't
23:27:21: <DM_Degdeg> so 12 damage
23:27:23: <Willem_Wildheart> I think it just halved the ten.
23:27:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> yeah
23:27:38: <Raven_Moonshadow> hmm
23:27:41: <DM_Degdeg> you hear a grunt from south of frank
23:27:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> (3d8+10)/2
23:27:51: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh, I guess Fortuna doesn't do parens
23:27:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> need to fix that
23:27:59: <DM_Degdeg> raven you're up
23:28:00: <Willem_Wildheart> It's half of 29.
23:28:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
23:28:06: <Willem_Wildheart> So 14.
23:28:09: <DM_Degdeg> o
23:28:10: <DM_Degdeg> k
23:28:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> All right then, I move south until I see the grue
23:28:22: <Fartfignuggen> Fortuna is so complicated
23:28:24: <Willem_Wildheart> Nice one Corgi.
23:28:25: <corgnelius> SUCK IT, WORLD
23:28:31: <DM_Degdeg> there
23:28:33: Fartfignuggen burps
23:28:58: <Raven_Moonshadow> and just a tad further to get into that cover
23:29:13: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+16 stealth
23:29:14: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [15] = 31
23:29:22: <Willem_Wildheart> Is slow half speed or speed-2?
23:29:26: <DM_Degdeg> half
23:29:31: <Willem_Wildheart> Damn.
23:29:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> if you're slowed you move at a speed of 2
23:29:48: <DM_Degdeg> oh well there you go
23:29:50: <Willem_Wildheart> Even worse!
23:30:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> Assuming I am sufficiently stealthy for combat advantage
23:30:17: <DM_Degdeg> yup
23:30:26: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC with crossbow: [6] = 20
23:30:26: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+12+2 vs AC with crossbow
23:30:30: <DM_Degdeg> miss
23:30:31: <Raven_Moonshadow> hrm
23:30:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> well then
23:30:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> that's that I guess
23:30:42: <Willem_Wildheart> Do you still have a minor?
23:30:44: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:30:50: <Raven_Moonshadow> yeah, but not much to do with it
23:30:56: <Willem_Wildheart> Can you drop a light so we can see him?
23:31:43: <DM_Degdeg> can you?
23:31:50: <DM_Degdeg> willlllll you?
23:31:51: <Willem_Wildheart> And/or do you want to, I suppose.
23:32:20: <DM_Degdeg> i suppose we can take that as a no
23:32:24: <DM_Degdeg> so in that case it's grue's turn!
23:32:26: <DM_Degdeg> the grue turns its sights on raven as the crossbow rebounds off its thick skin
23:32:47: <Raven_Moonshadow> mmhmm
23:32:49: <DM_Degdeg> and launches its claws at raven
23:32:53: <Raven_Moonshadow> Oh, sorry
23:32:58: <Raven_Moonshadow> also I don't have any lights
23:33:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> I don't carry lights
23:33:15: <Willem_Wildheart> SUCH A DROW.
23:33:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
23:33:24: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+13 vs ac
23:33:24: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [5] = 18
23:33:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> miss
23:33:37: <Fartfignuggen> Raven is the night
23:33:41: <DM_Degdeg> in that case
23:33:45: <DM_Degdeg> it leaps at you
23:33:49: <DM_Degdeg> and wraps right around you
23:33:52: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs reflex: [8] = 21
23:33:52: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+13 vs reflex
23:33:57: <Raven_Moonshadow> that's a hit
23:34:04: <DM_Degdeg> you are restrained
23:34:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> I activate my cloak of poison
23:34:10: <DM_Degdeg> and take 5 damage as it sinks its claws into you
23:34:16: <Raven_Moonshadow> it takes 5 ongoing poison damage
23:34:20: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:34:26: <Frank> And I am back.
23:34:31: <Willem_Wildheart> Just in time!
23:34:37: <DM_Degdeg> anndd i suppose it action points
23:34:42: <DM_Degdeg> and it OPENS ITS JAWS WIDE
23:34:46: <DM_Degdeg> AND CLAMPS DOWN ON YOU
23:34:54: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [6] = 20
23:34:54: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+14 vs ac
23:34:57: <DM_Degdeg> aw
23:35:15: <DM_Degdeg> wait doesnt restraining give a bonus to attack rolls
23:35:19: <Raven_Moonshadow> did that +14 include combat advantage for me being restrained
23:35:19: <DM_Degdeg> I haven't dm'd in a while
23:35:24: <DM_Degdeg> nope
23:35:26: <DM_Degdeg> 22 then
23:35:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> then it hits
23:35:40: <DM_Degdeg> 3d6+4+1d10 damage
23:35:40: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, damage: [1, 3, 4, 1] = 13
23:35:45: <Raven_Moonshadow> ouch
23:35:45: <DM_Degdeg> srsly
23:35:53: <Raven_Moonshadow> not as ouch as it could be though
23:35:57: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:35:58: <DM_Degdeg> end turn
23:36:07: <Raven_Moonshadow> I am bloodied
23:36:11: <DM_Degdeg> oh ya and
23:36:14: <DM_Degdeg> man I keep forgetting
23:36:19: <DM_Degdeg> delf gave this grue too many dang abilities
23:36:19: <Frank> So, the blobs are dead, and the grue is attacking Raven out in the darkness?
23:36:24: <DM_Degdeg> another blob appears next to the light
23:36:27: <Fartfignuggen> Wait
23:36:28: <Fartfignuggen> HOld on
23:36:38: <DM_Degdeg> yes frank
23:36:40: <Fartfignuggen> I messed up that entry
23:36:43: <Fartfignuggen> It's just 1d10 damage
23:36:48: <DM_Degdeg> whaaaat
23:36:49: <DM_Degdeg> lame
23:36:49: <Fartfignuggen> and then heals the same
23:36:52: <DM_Degdeg> 1d10
23:36:52: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, 1d10: [2] = 2
23:36:56: <DM_Degdeg> 2 damagethen
23:36:57: <DM_Degdeg> not 13
23:37:01: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh
23:37:04: <Fartfignuggen> Yeah. Adventure tools put it in automatically and I forgot to remove it
23:37:09: <Willem_Wildheart> I think you should take the 1 you rolled on the first d10.
23:37:11: <DM_Degdeg> I don't really think thats accurate to be honest
23:37:13: <Willem_Wildheart> Just to really make it sting.
23:37:16: <DM_Degdeg> since its EATING YOU
23:37:18: <Raven_Moonshadow> not bloodied then
23:37:19: <DM_Degdeg> it should do a bit more damage
23:37:23: <DM_Degdeg> but oh well
23:37:25: <Raven_Moonshadow> and yes, adventure tools is crap
23:37:40: <DM_Degdeg> anyways frank go
23:37:47: <Raven_Moonshadow> average damage with a normal attack is level + 8
23:37:50: <Willem_Wildheart> I'll get the blob, Frank, go help Raven.
23:37:59: <Frank> So my turn, and there is a blob thing next to me again, the light is on the ground, and Raven needs help.
23:37:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> or with an encounter power is that times 1.5
23:38:26: <DM_Degdeg> wha
23:38:35: <DM_Degdeg> I'm just using what delf wrote down
23:38:44: <Raven_Moonshadow> so the original damage expression you gave me is a lot closer to correct
23:38:48: <DM_Degdeg> OH
23:38:51: <DM_Degdeg> in that case
23:38:52: <DM_Degdeg> lets work with that
23:38:58: <DM_Degdeg> it takes 13 damage why not
23:39:01: <DM_Degdeg> thanks ig for helping me kill you
23:39:12: <Raven_Moonshadow> that assumes it's an encounter power though
23:39:18: <Raven_Moonshadow> or one with a 6 recharge
23:39:19: <DM_Degdeg> it is not
23:39:19: <Fartfignuggen> It is not
23:39:23: <DM_Degdeg> it is a recharge
23:39:25: <DM_Degdeg> what would that be about
23:39:29: <Raven_Moonshadow> recharge what?
23:39:32: <Fartfignuggen> It's something it can do when you are impaled
23:39:39: <DM_Degdeg> its not recharge
23:39:47: <Raven_Moonshadow> at will?
23:39:50: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:39:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> ah
23:39:53: <Frank> So an at will under specific circumstances.
23:39:59: <DM_Degdeg> so 1d10+8 ?
23:40:01: <Fartfignuggen> So when you have been impaled by it, AKA restrained, it can feast on you
23:40:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> that'd be normal x 1.25
23:40:19: <Raven_Moonshadow> well, maybe 1.5
23:40:26: <DM_Degdeg> what would that end up at
23:40:30: <DM_Degdeg> I haven't used adventure toools
23:40:34: <Raven_Moonshadow> what level is it
23:40:37: <DM_Degdeg> 7
23:40:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> okay
23:40:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> 15 * 1.25
23:40:52: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, 15 * 1.25: [] = 18.75
23:41:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> so about 19 damage
23:41:06: <DM_Degdeg> total?
23:41:23: <Frank> Hey Willem, you have your torch right? Cause I'm thinking of picking up this sunrod to bring it with me to rescue Raven with.
23:41:25: <Raven_Moonshadow> huh, maybe 3d6+5+1d10 is exactly right then
23:41:28: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah I've god it.
23:41:32: <DM_Degdeg> woo!
23:41:32: <Willem_Wildheart> got*
23:41:52: <DM_Degdeg> in that case you got 13 damage then, and also I think I'm going to give you a +2 to defenses for helping that dilemma out
23:41:56: <Raven_Moonshadow> hehe, thanks
23:42:15: <Willem_Wildheart> So Raven is bloodied. Save her!
23:42:16: <DM_Degdeg> until the start of your turn after this next one
23:42:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> In that case I am bloodied again
23:42:20: <DM_Degdeg> yup
23:42:36: <DM_Degdeg> frank you can go now
23:43:06: <Frank> Right, and actually, if I give Raven a free move action, can she fly? I'm guessing not because she is restrained.
23:43:17: <DM_Degdeg> nope
23:43:24: <Frank> Right, so there goes that plan.
23:43:25: <DM_Degdeg> she can shift 1 square
23:43:27: <Frank> Or, option.
23:43:34: <Raven_Moonshadow> I can't shift at all
23:43:42: <Raven_Moonshadow> I can't move except by teleportation
23:43:50: <Raven_Moonshadow> while I'm restrained
23:43:56: <Willem_Wildheart> Does save end the restraint? Or does he just have to... decide to let go?
23:44:14: <DM_Degdeg> save
23:44:25: <Raven_Moonshadow> ah, that's handy then
23:44:53: <Frank> Right, so minor action to pick the sunrod up again, but I want to keep a hold of my weapon and shield... can I roll an acrobatics check or something to carry the sunrod between my legs?
23:44:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> even if it wasn't a save, it'd be just a check to escape
23:45:01: <DM_Degdeg> uh
23:45:02: <DM_Degdeg> no you cant
23:45:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> stick it through a strap?
23:45:19: <DM_Degdeg> you can do that
23:45:21: <Willem_Wildheart> Put it in your teeth, like a badass.
23:45:25: <DM_Degdeg> or that
23:45:38: <Willem_Wildheart> And roll a d20 for awesomeness.
23:45:44: <Frank> Oh, yar both of those would make a lot more sense, I'll carry it in my mouth then.
23:45:48: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:45:54: <Frank> 1d20 for awesomeness.
23:45:54: <Fortuna> Frank, for awesomeness.: [20] = 20
23:45:57: <DM_Degdeg> WHOA
23:45:59: <Willem_Wildheart> AWESOME.
23:46:00: <DM_Degdeg> FRANK IS SO AWESOME
23:46:05: <DM_Degdeg> LIKE HE IS RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME
23:46:09: <corgnelius> awesome
23:46:27: <Fartfignuggen> FRank needs something for his awesomeness
23:46:32: <Frank> I kinda wish I'd gotten that roll for an attack, do I get any bonuses for being so awesome?
23:46:36: <DM_Degdeg> hmmm
23:46:48: <DM_Degdeg> an aura that grants anyone nearby a +2 to attack rolls
23:46:51: <DM_Degdeg> for being in your presence
23:46:54: <DM_Degdeg> until the end of your next turn
23:47:03: <Frank> Including me?
23:47:05: <DM_Degdeg> yes
23:47:13: <Frank> That certainly works for me.
23:47:34: <DM_Degdeg> the aura is aura 1
23:47:38: <Frank> Right so I'm going to move with the sunrod to a position closer to Raven.
23:47:46: <DM_Degdeg> you moved past the shadow then
23:47:49: <DM_Degdeg> so opportunity attack
23:47:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> didn't the shadow die?
23:48:03: <DM_Degdeg> a new one spawned
23:48:04: <Willem_Wildheart> Another one spawned.
23:48:07: <Raven_Moonshadow> ah
23:48:10: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+12 vs ac
23:48:11: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [3] = 15
23:48:13: <DM_Degdeg> oh well
23:48:14: <Frank> Nah the shadow is back, opportunity attack away, and a miss.
23:48:15: <DM_Degdeg> carry on your move
23:48:37: <Frank> right, so I stopped there, what does the light reveal?
23:49:11: <Raven_Moonshadow> the grue was in the square just north of me
23:49:11: <DM_Degdeg> and that is what it reveals
23:49:14: <DM_Degdeg> I pm'd him
23:49:18: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh sorry
23:49:18: <DM_Degdeg> well now its on you
23:49:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> it enters my square? Weird
23:49:47: <DM_Degdeg> its literally on you
23:49:56: <Willem_Wildheart> Is she prone?
23:50:00: <DM_Degdeg> no
23:50:02: <Willem_Wildheart> Or is it just kind of... hanging on there?
23:50:05: <DM_Degdeg> its just on her back
23:50:05: <Willem_Wildheart> So it's hugging.
23:50:07: <Frank> Right, so I'm going to activate my Defender's Aura and then action point to smack it.
23:50:08: <DM_Degdeg> yeah sort of
23:50:13: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:50:25: <DM_Degdeg> grue's love warm hugs
23:50:42: <Frank> 1d20+8+2-5 vs. AC for Batter Down
23:50:43: <Fortuna> Frank, vs. AC for Batter Down: [4] = 9
23:50:45: <Willem_Wildheart> It's really just a misunderstood sort of creature.
23:50:48: <Frank> Crap.
23:50:51: <DM_Degdeg> miss
23:50:55: <Willem_Wildheart> What was the -5 for?
23:51:05: <Grue> "PIGGY BACK RIDE"
23:51:06: <DM_Degdeg> superior cover since its on her back and frank is in front of her
23:51:07: <Frank> It has cover while it is on top of Raven.
23:51:12: <Willem_Wildheart> Ahhh.
23:51:26: <DM_Degdeg> the grue laughs at you
23:51:26: <Frank> On the bright side now though, he and she are both in my Defender's Aura now.
23:51:29: <DM_Degdeg> yup
23:51:40: <Frank> How does the grue like the light I brought with me?
23:51:56: <Frank> More specifically bright light.
23:52:02: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, 1d10: [6] = 6
23:52:02: <DM_Degdeg> 1d10
23:52:03: <Willem_Wildheart> Sunlight, even.
23:52:05: <DM_Degdeg> it takes 6 damage
23:52:12: <DM_Degdeg> and grants CA
23:52:24: <Willem_Wildheart> Shouldn't it have granted advantage before the attack, then?
23:52:24: <Frank> Which makes my roll an 11 and still doesn't make me hit it, so yeah.
23:52:27: <Willem_Wildheart> Not that it matters.
23:52:34: <DM_Degdeg> pretty much
23:52:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Maybe for Corgi though.
23:52:42: <DM_Degdeg> so it's willem's turn now
23:52:45: <Willem_Wildheart> Alright.
23:52:51: <Willem_Wildheart> First things first, Chill Wind on this blob.
23:52:57: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+6 vs Fort.
23:52:57: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, vs Fort.: [12] = 18
23:52:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> wasn't will action pointng?
23:53:01: <Frank> Really wish I had hit with that batter down though, would have knocked it prone and most likely off of Raven.
23:53:04: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh right
23:53:13: <Raven_Moonshadow> frank, I meant
23:53:16: <DM_Degdeg> thats a miss vs the blob
23:53:20: <Frank> Yar, that was for teh batter down.
23:53:22: <Frank> the*
23:53:23: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh
23:53:28: <Willem_Wildheart> Man this blob is hardy.
23:53:34: <DM_Degdeg> it flexes and thanks you
23:53:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Hmm.
23:53:37: <Raven_Moonshadow> sorry my attention is divided
23:53:42: <Frank> Minor to pick up teh sunrod, move action, minor to activate Defender's Aura, standard for the attack.
23:54:26: <Willem_Wildheart> I guess I'll just move then.
23:54:36: <Willem_Wildheart> He gets an OA if I move into an adjacent square, right?
23:54:46: <DM_Degdeg> err if you move past it I believe
23:54:50: <Raven_Moonshadow> if you leave an adjacent square
23:54:55: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
23:54:59: <DM_Degdeg> entering is 3.5
23:55:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> no it isn't
23:55:09: <DM_Degdeg> ?!?!!
23:55:15: <Willem_Wildheart> Ah. In that case I'll do a really weird diagonal run and get beside him.
23:55:18: <DM_Degdeg> that was how i played when i played 3.5 a year ago or so
23:55:21: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:55:31: <Willem_Wildheart> And then save against this bullshit slow.
23:55:32: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+1
23:55:33: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+1: [7] = 8
23:55:36: <Willem_Wildheart> GOD.
23:55:37: <DM_Degdeg> still no
23:55:39: <DM_Degdeg> ahaha
23:55:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> if that were the case you'd provoke an OA by charging someone
23:55:51: <Willem_Wildheart> I'm gonna use my minor to Knack fo Success.
23:55:51: <Frank> And that would suck.
23:55:54: <Willem_Wildheart> And roll the save again.
23:55:57: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+1: [9] = 10
23:55:57: <DM_Degdeg> alright
23:55:58: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+1
23:56:01: <DM_Degdeg> WOO
23:56:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> yay
23:56:03: <Frank> Yay he did it!
23:56:04: <DM_Degdeg> you are no longer slowed
23:56:04: <Willem_Wildheart> YEAAAAH.
23:56:19: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi, have fun with the blob.
23:56:24: <Willem_Wildheart> End turn.
23:56:25: <DM_Degdeg> nope its blob's turn
23:56:33: <DM_Degdeg> and heeee
23:56:34: <Willem_Wildheart> He's still gonna have to kill it.
23:56:39: <Willem_Wildheart> Or abandon me to it, I guess.
23:56:53: <DM_Degdeg> opens its shadowy mouth wide and lets out a loud howl
23:57:07: <DM_Degdeg> 2#1d20+10 vs fort willem, corgi
23:57:07: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs fort willem, corgi: [15] = 25; vs fort willem, corgi: [19] = 29
23:57:10: <DM_Degdeg> dang
23:57:13: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem howls all the time, that shit ain't even GOOD GOD.
23:57:31: <DM_Degdeg> you both take 7 damage
23:57:34: <DM_Degdeg> and are pushed one square
23:57:44: <DM_Degdeg> someone get ben's attention I think he is afk watching hockey
23:57:56: <Willem_Wildheart> And also I am bloodied.
23:58:00: <Willem_Wildheart> Exactly bloodied.
23:58:01: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20 for the grue to play hockey
23:58:01: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, for the grue to play hockey: [11] = 11
23:58:08: <Fartfignuggen> The grue is average
23:58:15: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20 for Fartfignuggen to play hockey
23:58:16: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, for Fartfignuggen to play hockey: [19] = 19
23:58:19: <DM_Degdeg> DANG
23:58:21: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen is the best
23:58:29: <corgnelius> hey its my turn
23:58:32: <Fartfignuggen> "AY AND ME THAT PUCK"
23:58:40: <Willem_Wildheart> Fartfignuggen is just skating circles around this grue.
23:58:42: <DM_Degdeg> you took 7 damage and are pushed 1 square corgi
23:58:49: <Willem_Wildheart> It's like that Patrick Kane skills video in here.
23:59:07: <Fortuna> corgnelius, v grue wil: [4] = 10
23:59:07: <corgnelius> 1d20+6 v grue wil
23:59:10: <DM_Degdeg> miss
23:59:13: <DM_Degdeg> also what attack was that
23:59:19: <DM_Degdeg> get into the habit of saying
23:59:26: <corgnelius> aight
23:59:30: <DM_Degdeg> either way miss
23:59:46: <corgnelius> http://gyazo.com/8b48b2c0b96c6b372c668480c21a8335
00:00:00: <DM_Degdeg> thats a daily
00:00:03: <DM_Degdeg> is it in your spell book?
00:00:08: <corgnelius> 3d8+6
00:00:09: <Fortuna> corgnelius, 3d8+6: [4, 4, 1] = 15
00:00:21: <DM_Degdeg> has corgi been using his spell book at all
00:00:22: <corgnelius> what spell book?
00:00:23: <Frank> Also I think you have to see him, and there are pillars in the way.
00:00:29: <DM_Degdeg> that was on the shadow
00:00:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah you're gonna have to move first.
00:00:35: <DM_Degdeg> oh wait
00:00:38: <DM_Degdeg> that was vs grue
00:00:47: <DM_Degdeg> yeah you need line of sight so you need to move first
00:00:49: <DM_Degdeg> also uh
00:00:51: <corgnelius> okay, i move and then miss
00:01:03: <DM_Degdeg> thats an OA from the shadow then
00:01:08: <Willem_Wildheart> He can run the other way around.
00:01:14: <Willem_Wildheart> He has a move of 8.
00:01:22: <Willem_Wildheart> He can get right up in that grue's face.
00:01:29: <DM_Degdeg> aah thats true
00:01:33: <DM_Degdeg> he cant cast spells in dog form though
00:01:54: <corgnelius> changing is minor
00:01:56: <Willem_Wildheart> Ben what's your move in werecorgi form?
00:02:13: <DM_Degdeg> but he cast a spell last turn
00:02:15: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah but you already cast a spell without changing, so you have to be a werecorgi at present.
00:02:17: <DM_Degdeg> thus he had to be human
00:02:28: <DM_Degdeg> if he moved as human he would nto have enough speed
00:02:31: <DM_Degdeg> if he changed then moved
00:02:36: <DM_Degdeg> he would be in dog and would not be able to cast
00:02:46: <Willem_Wildheart> He can get an angle on it with a 6.
00:02:46: <corgnelius> were corgi has hands
00:02:49: <Willem_Wildheart> Ben what's your speed?
00:03:05: <DM_Degdeg> thats true he would be able to with 6
00:03:08: <DM_Degdeg> so corgi where do you move to
00:03:17: <DM_Degdeg> as human form
00:03:20: <DM_Degdeg> you need to keep track of these things
00:03:24: <corgnelius> cant tell what my werespeed is
00:03:32: <DM_Degdeg> not werespeed
00:03:36: <DM_Degdeg> you're in human form from your cast last turn
00:03:41: <corgnelius> no
00:03:51: <corgnelius> i am in wereform
00:03:58: <DM_Degdeg> how if you cast last turn you needed to be human
00:04:00: <DM_Degdeg> then you ended
00:04:03: <corgnelius> i have hands
00:04:09: <DM_Degdeg> what
00:04:17: <corgnelius> wereform has hands
00:04:19: <Willem_Wildheart> I think werecorgi can cast.
00:04:29: <DM_Degdeg> I'm almost positive were-form cannot cast spells
00:04:35: <Frank> Werecorgi can cast, it is literally the same as being human, only it is were.
00:04:42: <Frank> Only the tiny animal form cannot perform attack actions.
00:04:48: <Frank> AKA the pure corgi.
00:04:51: <DM_Degdeg> what form was he in?
00:04:53: <corgnelius> i am human but furry
00:05:03: <Willem_Wildheart> I don't think he ever said, but when we fought the emissaries he was in wereform.
00:05:04: <DM_Degdeg> pure corgi is the one that has move 8 right
00:05:07: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah.
00:05:14: <DM_Degdeg> then the current problem still stands
00:05:34: <DM_Degdeg> he either cant move 8, because he isnt full corgi, or he cannot cast because he is
00:05:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah we just need to know how far you can move. It should say in the power somewhere.
00:05:52: <Willem_Wildheart> If he can move a 6 he can attack at a huge penalty and still get the same result.
00:06:11: <DM_Degdeg> yeah either way he misses i suppose
00:06:18: <DM_Degdeg> but we need to know where he is standing now
00:06:34: <corgnelius> i'll say its the human 6 and look up the real this week
00:06:49: <DM_Degdeg> then where do you move
00:07:04: <Willem_Wildheart> go the other way Ben.
00:07:10: <Willem_Wildheart> If you go that way the shadow gets an OA on you.
00:07:28: <corgnelius> there?
00:07:47: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:07:47: <Willem_Wildheart> You'll have to go a couple more to get line of sight on him.
00:07:57: <Willem_Wildheart> Or not.
00:07:59: <Willem_Wildheart> Huzzah!
00:08:18: <Willem_Wildheart> So 7 damage, then?
00:08:19: <corgnelius> okay then, i miss
00:08:22: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:08:27: <DM_Degdeg> finally half that damage
00:08:29: <DM_Degdeg> is 7 I believe
00:08:45: <DM_Degdeg> ben delf says if you dont start keeping track of your form you will never see the nice corgi girl ever again
00:08:56: <DM_Degdeg> AND SO NOW FINALLY
00:08:58: <DM_Degdeg> it is Raven's turn
00:09:14: <Raven_Moonshadow> all right
00:09:36: <corgnelius> oh, and now it takes 6 whenever it attacks
00:09:45: <corgnelius> up yours, grue
00:09:51: <DM_Degdeg> ok
00:09:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> Hmm, I guess I won't be able to make a stealth check while i'm being grabbed
00:10:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> so I just whack it with my sword
00:10:02: <DM_Degdeg> nope
00:10:08: <Frank> So it takes 6 damage whenever the grue attacks, and I'm standing next to it with my defender's aura.
00:10:08: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:10:11: <Willem_Wildheart> It would be a considerable penalty, at best.
00:10:14: <Frank> You get a +2 from my aura of awesome.
00:10:20: <DM_Degdeg> yes you do
00:10:22: <DM_Degdeg> and a penalty
00:10:23: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+13+2-2 vs AC
00:10:23: <Willem_Wildheart> And it is granting advantage.
00:10:24: <Willem_Wildheart> From the light.
00:10:24: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC: [3] = 16
00:10:30: <DM_Degdeg> miss either way
00:10:36: <Raven_Moonshadow> yeah, oh well
00:10:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> save to escape
00:10:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20
00:10:42: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20: [14] = 14
00:10:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> woop
00:10:47: <DM_Degdeg> you knock it aside
00:10:56: <Frank> Yay, beat down time.
00:11:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> Oh, I still have a minor right? I apply carrion crawler brain juice to my blowgun needles
00:12:00: <DM_Degdeg> ew
00:12:01: <DM_Degdeg> okay
00:12:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> wait no, that wouldn't work
00:12:12: <Raven_Moonshadow> I don't have the blowgun out
00:12:18: <DM_Degdeg> so end tjurn
00:12:18: <DM_Degdeg> ?
00:12:31: <Raven_Moonshadow> I guess I use cloak of shades to gain concealment
00:12:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> and end turn
00:12:38: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:12:39: <DM_Degdeg> GRUE
00:12:39: <DM_Degdeg> first
00:12:46: <DM_Degdeg> turns and slashes at frank
00:12:53: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [12] = 24
00:12:53: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+12 vs ac
00:12:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> don't forget the grue's ongoing damage
00:13:00: <Frank> Drats, that is a hit.
00:13:04: <DM_Degdeg> yeah i know raven
00:13:06: <DM_Degdeg> frank
00:13:11: <DM_Degdeg> your sun rod extinguishes
00:13:15: <Raven_Moonshadow> aight
00:13:18: <Frank> Oh poop.
00:13:21: <DM_Degdeg> 1d8+10 damage
00:13:21: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, damage: [4] = 14
00:13:28: <DM_Degdeg> and you are slowed
00:13:29: <DM_Degdeg> save ends
00:13:34: <Willem_Wildheart> I'll get mine out Frank.
00:13:43: <Frank> Wait, but, sunrods aren't like torches? They are like magical glowsticks I think.
00:13:44: <DM_Degdeg> then the grue teleports away
00:13:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> they are, yes
00:13:57: <DM_Degdeg> yeah but the grue sort of smothers it with magic darkness
00:14:04: <Frank> Oh, kay, drats.
00:14:07: <DM_Degdeg> like a ball of darkness goes over the sunrod and eliminates the light
00:14:20: <DM_Degdeg> frank loses line of sight with the grue
00:14:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> And I guess I don't see where it is either?
00:14:32: <DM_Degdeg> you do
00:14:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh! Behind me!
00:15:10: <DM_Degdeg> but raven suddenly feels a presence attacking her mind
00:15:11: <Raven_Moonshadow> in the little corner spot
00:15:15: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
00:15:16: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+10 vs will
00:15:18: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs will: [2] = 12
00:15:20: <DM_Degdeg> ah
00:15:22: <Raven_Moonshadow> that is a miss
00:15:26: <Raven_Moonshadow> if you were wondering
00:15:27: <DM_Degdeg> end turn then
00:15:36: <DM_Degdeg> get 'em frank
00:15:41: <Raven_Moonshadow> is it choosing not to make a saving throw?
00:15:47: <DM_Degdeg> oh yeah
00:15:47: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20
00:15:48: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, 1d20: [19] = 19
00:15:50: <Raven_Moonshadow> bah
00:15:52: <DM_Degdeg> woop woop
00:16:03: <Willem_Wildheart> So it took 11 damage that turn though, right?
00:16:09: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:16:09: <Willem_Wildheart> 5 from Raven's cloak and 6 from Corgi's thing?
00:16:12: <Willem_Wildheart> YEAh.
00:16:16: <Willem_Wildheart> SUCK ON THAT.
00:16:20: <DM_Degdeg> it sucks
00:16:22: <Frank> My turn, I am in complete darkness at the moment but we have a bit of time, I think I can let one of the other guys get some light over here.
00:16:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Frank if you delay until after me I'll bring a sunrod.
00:16:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> Ok, I am going to make dinner
00:16:48: <Frank> Sure, we'll do that.
00:16:55: <Raven_Moonshadow> I'll still have an eye on this though
00:16:55: <Frank> I shall delay until after Willem's turn.
00:17:00: <DM_Degdeg> alrighty
00:17:05: <DM_Degdeg> willem's turn then
00:17:06: <Willem_Wildheart> WILLEM TIME.
00:17:19: <DM_Degdeg> you move past the shadow blob?
00:17:24: <Willem_Wildheart> I went around him.
00:17:39: <DM_Degdeg> thast 7 squares
00:17:44: <Willem_Wildheart> So it is.
00:17:55: <Fartfignuggen> Suddenly, Fartfignuggen screams something you can't understand and sprints off in a random direction
00:18:06: <Willem_Wildheart> I thought his legs were too weak to run!
00:18:09: <DM_Degdeg> you hear a distant "NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH"
00:18:18: <Willem_Wildheart> Alright, so I'll pull out my sunrod now.
00:18:19: <Fartfignuggen> He has gained strength from the ale
00:18:29: <Willem_Wildheart> Although actually I have my torch out.
00:18:33: <Willem_Wildheart> So before I do that is anything revealed?
00:18:33: <Frank> Fartfignuggen nooooo!
00:18:38: <DM_Degdeg> nope
00:18:47: <DM_Degdeg> but did you just pull out a sun rod
00:18:56: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah I will now.
00:19:00: <Willem_Wildheart> Just wanted to see how the torch did.
00:19:05: <DM_Degdeg> in that case
00:19:07: <DM_Degdeg> you hear hissing from above
00:19:11: <DM_Degdeg> and yet another shadow blob drops down
00:19:17: <Willem_Wildheart> What a dick.
00:19:26: <DM_Degdeg> shadow blobs have no courtesy
00:19:32: <Willem_Wildheart> Is the grue revealed?
00:19:41: <DM_Degdeg> nope
00:19:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, damn. I suppose I'll Chill Wind the blob then.
00:20:01: <DM_Degdeg> is that a ranged attack?
00:20:02: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+6 vs Fort
00:20:02: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, vs Fort: [15] = 21
00:20:09: <DM_Degdeg> which one are you attacking
00:20:14: <Willem_Wildheart> The one between me and Frank.
00:20:21: <DM_Degdeg> isnt chill wind ranged?
00:20:22: <DM_Degdeg> thats an OA
00:20:34: <Willem_Wildheart> It's a burst 1.
00:20:38: <Willem_Wildheart> But yeah.
00:20:39: <Frank> This is about to get silly if that thing makes an oa.
00:20:40: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:20:41: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+12 vs ac
00:20:42: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [14] = 26
00:20:50: <Frank> It takes a -2 to the roll, and also
00:20:54: <DM_Degdeg> 24 vs ac then
00:21:03: <Willem_Wildheart> Something else happens if it's in Frank's aura.
00:21:04: <Frank> Vengeful Guardian!
00:21:08: <DM_Degdeg> well
00:21:10: <DM_Degdeg> either way its dead
00:21:12: <DM_Degdeg> 21 was a hit
00:21:14: <DM_Degdeg> and its a minion
00:21:15: <Frank> 1d20+8 vs. blobby's ac.
00:21:16: <Fortuna> Frank, vs. blobby's ac.: [15] = 23
00:21:19: <DM_Degdeg> you take 7 damage
00:21:20: <Frank> It is very dead.
00:21:21: <DM_Degdeg> hit
00:21:24: <DM_Degdeg> it explodes
00:21:34: <Willem_Wildheart> If Frank interrupts it I don't take any damage I think.
00:21:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Was that an interrupt Frank?
00:21:38: <Frank> Like, it freezes to the chill wind and then my scimitar smashes it to pieces.
00:21:43: <Frank> Sadly no.
00:21:46: <Willem_Wildheart> Blast.
00:21:47: <Frank> It is an opportunity action.
00:21:49: <DM_Degdeg> so willem takes 7 damage then
00:21:57: <Willem_Wildheart> Should've attacked the other one, I didn't think about your aura.
00:22:16: <DM_Degdeg> frank's turn now?
00:22:20: <DM_Degdeg> since he delayed
00:22:24: <Frank> I hadn't noticed that there was a guy there, and didn't realize that would happen until after yar.
00:22:24: <Willem_Wildheart> Aye.
00:22:25: <Frank> Yup yup.
00:22:31: <DM_Degdeg> get 'em frank
00:22:34: <Willem_Wildheart> He dropped down when I pulled out my sunrod.
00:22:39: <DM_Degdeg> oh right
00:22:40: <DM_Degdeg> he hit you
00:22:43: <DM_Degdeg> the sun rod is extinguished
00:22:49: <Frank> So I can't see the Grue yet, again.
00:22:52: <DM_Degdeg> nope
00:22:57: <DM_Degdeg> but raven told you it was behind her in the corner
00:23:04: <Willem_Wildheart> Fookin' blobs.
00:23:10: <DM_Degdeg> also no one knows where corgi is
00:23:11: <Frank> Right, I am going to shift into Raven's square.
00:23:12: <DM_Degdeg> because its too dark to see
00:23:17: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:23:31: <Frank> Where I get my lovely cover bonus and stuff, and...
00:23:51: <Frank> What is it when you prepare an action thing? Cause I'm going to do that.
00:24:00: <DM_Degdeg> you use a standard
00:24:07: <DM_Degdeg> and say the condition and attack
00:25:17: <Frank> Yar, I'll prep a Jarring Smash for when the Grue is adjacent to us... assuming he isn't adjacent to us right now. If he is adjacent to us right now then I suppose I'd be attacking immediately.
00:25:22: <werecorgi> so if its doesnt say 'does not kill you allies' in a spell description, assume it does right?
00:25:23: <DM_Degdeg> he is not
00:25:25: <DM_Degdeg> I pm'd you
00:25:29: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:25:32: <DM_Degdeg> to ben
00:25:41: <DM_Degdeg> anything else frank?
00:26:15: <Frank> Nope, just waiting to smack the Grue, don't have enough actions to pull out another sunrod/drop it/pull my sword out again and the moving into Raven's square.
00:26:20: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:26:24: <DM_Degdeg> then its shadow blob's turn
00:26:32: <DM_Degdeg> he moves down to willem
00:26:35: <Willem_Wildheart> This shadow blob can eat a dick.
00:26:35: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+12 vs ac
00:26:35: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [11] = 23
00:26:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Hit.
00:26:40: <DM_Degdeg> 7 damage
00:26:54: <DM_Degdeg> and end turn
00:26:59: <DM_Degdeg> your turn corgi
00:27:01: <Willem_Wildheart> Just rude.
00:27:15: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi if you care to help me with this blob I'd be most appreciative.
00:27:28: <DM_Degdeg> he is werecorgi right now
00:27:35: <DM_Degdeg> I forget which form that is
00:27:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Also, did those attacks extinguish my torch as well?
00:27:45: <werecorgi> alright, trying to find a spell i can use that wont kill people too
00:27:45: <DM_Degdeg> well the torch was already extinguished
00:27:48: <DM_Degdeg> but if you had one out assume yes
00:27:53: <Willem_Wildheart> "Everburning, my ass."
00:28:02: <Willem_Wildheart> He's a minion.
00:28:05: <Frank> You can just aim the spell so that it doesn't include people.
00:28:07: <Willem_Wildheart> So if you just use like magic missile he'll still die.
00:28:16: <Frank> Magic missile would be perfect actually.
00:28:24: <DM_Degdeg> yup
00:28:33: <DM_Degdeg> except corgi cannot see it
00:28:39: <DM_Degdeg> corgi is completely isolated and in the dark
00:28:43: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen suddenly runs into sight again with a massive axe in hand
00:28:47: <Willem_Wildheart> I assume Corgi has a sunrod.
00:28:48: <Fartfignuggen> "ARAAAAAAAAAAAAWRG"
00:28:55: <DM_Degdeg> he could light it ya
00:28:59: <DM_Degdeg> roll init fart
00:29:01: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, Init: [19] = 32; Init: [8] = 21
00:29:01: <Fartfignuggen> 2#1d20+13 Init
00:29:07: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:29:08: <Fartfignuggen> So 32 and 21
00:29:14: <Fartfignuggen> (He get's two inits)
00:29:26: <DM_Degdeg> yup
00:29:27: <DM_Degdeg> ok
00:29:30: <werecorgi> okay, sunrod
00:29:32: <DM_Degdeg> anyways corgi waddaya do
00:29:34: <Willem_Wildheart> Man I hope he hasn't turn on us in madness.
00:29:36: <DM_Degdeg> you light a sunrod?
00:29:42: <werecorgi> then magic missile
00:29:44: <werecorgi> yes
00:29:47: <DM_Degdeg> another shadowblob apears
00:29:55: <DM_Degdeg> also like I said you cant see anyone
00:29:59: <Willem_Wildheart> You're gonna have to move to hit him.
00:30:00: <DM_Degdeg> I don't think you can cast it if blinded
00:30:08: <Willem_Wildheart> He should be able to see me.
00:30:23: <Willem_Wildheart> But yeah you'll still have to come closer to attack this fella.
00:30:28: <DM_Degdeg> your light is extinguished
00:30:29: <Willem_Wildheart> Or you can kill your own blob.
00:30:30: <DM_Degdeg> its completely dark
00:30:36: <DM_Degdeg> or yeah you could kill your own blob
00:30:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah but he just pulled out a sunrod.
00:30:45: <Willem_Wildheart> He should be able to see me pretty easily.
00:30:48: <werecorgi> i shoot the obne next to me
00:30:52: <werecorgi> one
00:30:54: <DM_Degdeg> aah thats true you're right
00:30:55: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh I'm up above him nevermind.
00:30:56: <DM_Degdeg> okay he dies
00:30:58: <Willem_Wildheart> Well maybe.
00:31:08: <DM_Degdeg> the blob that appeared next to corgi dies
00:31:12: <Willem_Wildheart> Take that, blob.
00:31:28: <Willem_Wildheart> I'm gonna wolf-fuck this blob so hard.
00:31:44: <werecorgi> so now it says i can cast a missile every turn???
00:31:50: <DM_Degdeg> ?
00:31:57: <DM_Degdeg> magic missile is like the most basic attack ever
00:32:01: <Frank> yeah, magic missile is an at-will.
00:32:04: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
00:32:12: <Frank> Still a standard action, but yeah.
00:32:15: <Raven_Moonshadow> Is this corgi's turn?
00:32:18: <DM_Degdeg> its raven's turntho
00:32:21: <DM_Degdeg> aah
00:32:23: <Raven_Moonshadow> ah cool
00:32:24: <DM_Degdeg> perfect timing
00:32:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> perfect timing
00:32:28: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi could move if he wanted to.
00:32:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> heh
00:32:30: <Willem_Wildheart> Probably ought to.
00:32:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Can't hit much from there.
00:32:41: <werecorgi> now it is minor action till the end of the encounter
00:32:44: <Raven_Moonshadow> is the grue still in the square I left it?
00:32:48: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:32:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> so I can see it
00:32:58: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:32:59: <DM_Degdeg> and frank
00:33:00: <Willem_Wildheart> Ben you should move before you end your turn.
00:33:02: <DM_Degdeg> and art
00:33:04: <Raven_Moonshadow> but it can't see me
00:33:04: <DM_Degdeg> fart*
00:33:05: <Raven_Moonshadow> because
00:33:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+16 stealth
00:33:09: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [3] = 19
00:33:09: <DM_Degdeg> it cannot
00:33:11: <DM_Degdeg> it can
00:33:13: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh hrm
00:33:20: <DM_Degdeg> it pins its eyes on you
00:33:22: <Willem_Wildheart> Didn't you gain concealment after you rlast turn?
00:33:29: <DM_Degdeg> he did but he just revealed himself
00:33:29: <Willem_Wildheart> I thought you used your cloak of shades after you threw it off.
00:33:31: <DM_Degdeg> herself
00:33:34: <Fartfignuggen> wAIT
00:33:36: <DM_Degdeg> by failing the stealth check
00:33:38: <DM_Degdeg> ?!?!?!
00:33:38: <Fartfignuggen> Oh
00:33:41: <Fartfignuggen> Raven is at the bottom
00:33:43: <Fartfignuggen> Carry on
00:33:44: <DM_Degdeg> ya
00:33:49: <Willem_Wildheart> Ohhh gotcha.
00:33:50: <Raven_Moonshadow> I did, but concealment just gives me the ability to stealth
00:33:51: <Frank> That's what is allowing her the ability to stealth check, yar.
00:33:57: <DM_Degdeg> oh alrigh thten
00:33:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> anyway
00:34:01: <DM_Degdeg> you are still concealed then
00:34:07: <Raven_Moonshadow> The grue isn't even bloodied, right?
00:34:12: <DM_Degdeg> nope
00:34:13: <Fartfignuggen> It will be
00:34:17: <DM_Degdeg> youve all been attacking the damn blobs
00:34:19: <Fartfignuggen> When I'm through with it
00:34:31: <DM_Degdeg> and missing the blobs I ight add
00:34:35: <Raven_Moonshadow> I apply carrion crawler brain juice to my blowpipe
00:34:37: <Frank> Hey, I've only attacked a single blob, and missed it yeah.
00:34:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> and pipeblow the grue
00:34:40: <Willem_Wildheart> Maybe if SOMEBODY would stop spawning blobs.
00:34:45: <Frank> Wait, I did vengeful strike that other one.
00:34:49: <DM_Degdeg> blobs spawn when you pull out light
00:34:55: <Willem_Wildheart> Well yeah.
00:34:57: <Willem_Wildheart> But we kind of need light.
00:35:06: <DM_Degdeg> its your decision to make
00:35:07: <werecorgi> i have killed all three blobs ive tried to kill thank you very much
00:35:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+13 vs grue Ref
00:35:10: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, vs grue Ref: [10] = 23
00:35:19: <DM_Degdeg> hit
00:35:36: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d4+7+4+2d10
00:35:38: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, 1d4+7+4+2d10: [1, 7, 1] = 20
00:35:44: <DM_Degdeg> alright
00:35:49: <Raven_Moonshadow> and it is slowed until the end of my next turn
00:35:56: <DM_Degdeg> it shrieks
00:35:59: <DM_Degdeg> in pain
00:36:00: <Raven_Moonshadow> I have four more pieces of poisoned ammo
00:36:11: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+10 vs will raven
00:36:11: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs will raven: [14] = 24
00:36:29: <Raven_Moonshadow> that hits me
00:36:37: <Frank> Man, all these monsters attacking our wills, first those body snatchers, now this grue.
00:36:37: <DM_Degdeg> 1d6+8 damage and you are dazed until the end of your next turn
00:36:38: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, damage and you are dazed until the end of your next turn: [5] = 13
00:36:44: <Raven_Moonshadow> I am close to death
00:37:04: <Willem_Wildheart> And the grue is still not bloodied?
00:37:10: <DM_Degdeg> very close
00:37:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> someone better throw me a heal please
00:37:43: <DM_Degdeg> oh right its fart's turn
00:37:54: <Willem_Wildheart> KICK HIS ASS FART/.
00:37:56: <Fartfignuggen> "AY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWG"
00:38:02: <DM_Degdeg> actually fart is attacking you guys'
00:38:08: <Fartfignuggen> Fart sets his eyes on the grue
00:38:10: <werecorgi> did it take the 11 that time
00:38:11: <Fartfignuggen> AND CHARGES
00:38:13: <DM_Degdeg> just kidding I wanted to see what youd reat with
00:38:21: <werecorgi> aw
00:38:22: <DM_Degdeg> not enough speed to get there
00:38:23: <Fartfignuggen> HE LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND BRINGS HIS AXE DOWN UPON THE GRUE'S UGLY HEAD
00:38:27: <DM_Degdeg> NOT ENOUGH SPEED
00:38:30: <DM_Degdeg> THATS 12 SQUARES AWAY
00:38:33: <Fartfignuggen> HAHAHAHA
00:38:34: <Fartfignuggen> I HAVE 10
00:38:35: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh yeah does it take 6 from attacking Raven?
00:38:37: <Fartfignuggen> SPEED
00:38:38: <DM_Degdeg> D A N G
00:38:48: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:38:52: <Fartfignuggen> FARTFIGNUGGEN, A MINI-DWARF BORN OF DROW AND DWARF BLOOD
00:38:56: <Fartfignuggen> THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER
00:38:59: <DM_Degdeg> ROLL IT
00:39:02: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v AC: [6] = 19
00:39:02: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+13 v AC
00:39:05: <Fartfignuggen> GASP
00:39:06: <DM_Degdeg> haw haw
00:39:09: <werecorgi> go Fartfignuggen !
00:39:12: <DM_Degdeg> mmiss
00:39:12: <Fartfignuggen> 2d12+10 half damage
00:39:12: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, half damage: [2, 7] = 19
00:39:21: <DM_Degdeg> so 9 damage?
00:39:31: <Fartfignuggen> Yeah
00:39:31: <DM_Degdeg> BLOODIED
00:39:42: <Fartfignuggen> AND
00:39:44: <Fartfignuggen> ACTION POINT
00:39:46: <Frank> Also move Fartfignuggen on the board, yar.
00:39:49: <DM_Degdeg> I did
00:39:52: <Frank> Thankies.
00:40:05: <Fartfignuggen> HE PUNCHES THE CRAP OUT OF THE GRUE
00:40:09: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v AC: [7] = 20
00:40:09: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+13 v AC
00:40:09: <DM_Degdeg> :0
00:40:11: <DM_Degdeg> HIT
00:40:20: <Willem_Wildheart> I'm so glad I promised that guy beer.
00:40:21: <Fartfignuggen> 2d10+6
00:40:22: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, 2d10+6: [8, 6] = 20
00:40:31: <DM_Degdeg> the grue shrieks in pain
00:40:35: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs farts will: [5] = 15
00:40:35: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+10 vs farts will
00:40:38: <DM_Degdeg> miss
00:40:39: <DM_Degdeg> oh well
00:40:46: <Fartfignuggen> "AH AHA AHAHA RAWRGRFRAGL"
00:40:55: <werecorgi> he still takes 6 for the miss though
00:40:58: <DM_Degdeg> end turn?
00:40:59: <DM_Degdeg> yes he does
00:41:00: <Fartfignuggen> No one can understand what Fartfignuggen is saying now
00:41:02: <Fartfignuggen> Yes he does
00:41:07: <DM_Degdeg> GRUE'S TURN
00:41:09: <DM_Degdeg> ITS PANICKING
00:41:16: <Willem_Wildheart> I think we can get the gist, though.
00:41:18: <DM_Degdeg> and teleports away hoping to escape the fart
00:41:33: <DM_Degdeg> TO APPEAR RIGHT BEHIND OUR BELOVED CORGI
00:41:36: <Frank> Not the werecorgi!
00:41:37: <DM_Degdeg> AND STABS IT
00:41:44: <Fartfignuggen> "MAH STEAD"
00:41:45: <Willem_Wildheart> Does he take damage from the light?
00:41:45: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+15 vs ac
00:41:46: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs ac: [6] = 21
00:41:49: <DM_Degdeg> yes he does
00:41:50: <DM_Degdeg> 1d10
00:41:51: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, 1d10: [1] = 1
00:41:58: <werecorgi> ahhahaha
00:41:59: <Frank> And grants combat advantage, hurrah.
00:42:02: <DM_Degdeg> 21vs ac corg
00:42:06: <Fartfignuggen> "RAWGRL PAY FER THAT"
00:42:17: <DM_Degdeg> corgi does that hit
00:42:23: <werecorgi> yes
00:42:26: <DM_Degdeg> okay
00:42:31: <Willem_Wildheart> ACK THE SUNROD.
00:42:41: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, damage and restrained and the sunrod goes out: [6] = 16
00:42:41: <DM_Degdeg> 1d8+10 damage and restrained and the sunrod goes out
00:42:46: <DM_Degdeg> AND THEN HE ACTION POINTS
00:42:52: <DM_Degdeg> AND FEASTS
00:42:52: <Fartfignuggen> OY
00:42:54: <Willem_Wildheart> How many action points does this dildo have?
00:42:55: <Fartfignuggen> HE ONLY HAS ONE ACTION POINT
00:42:57: <DM_Degdeg> he has one
00:42:59: <DM_Degdeg> wait
00:43:01: <Willem_Wildheart> He already used it.
00:43:01: <DM_Degdeg> i already used it?
00:43:02: <Fartfignuggen> You used it already
00:43:03: <Frank> He did it earlier.
00:43:03: <DM_Degdeg> oh
00:43:04: <Willem_Wildheart> On Raven.
00:43:06: <DM_Degdeg> alright hten
00:43:08: <DM_Degdeg> in that case
00:43:19: <Frank> Sunrod is out, corgi is restrained.
00:43:29: <DM_Degdeg> will once again feels a presence invading his brain
00:43:30: <Frank> Grue is a dog kicking bastard.
00:43:39: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, vs will : [1] = 11
00:43:39: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+10 vs will
00:43:49: <Fartfignuggen> The grue is confused
00:43:52: <DM_Degdeg> it screams as its attack backfires completely
00:43:52: <Fartfignuggen> The grue attacks itself
00:43:52: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem laughs at the Grue's puny effort.
00:44:00: <DM_Degdeg> and digs its claws deeper into the corgi
00:44:01: <DM_Degdeg> 1d6
00:44:01: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, 1d6: [2] = 2
00:44:03: <Willem_Wildheart> So do I get to attack HIS brain?
00:44:04: <DM_Degdeg> corgi takes 2 more damage
00:44:05: <Frank> Grues are noisy.
00:44:12: <Fartfignuggen> "AWRKGKL"
00:44:15: <DM_Degdeg> and then end turn
00:44:20: <Frank> Oh, he did damage to the corgi, does that mean he takes 6 more damage again?
00:44:27: <Willem_Wildheart> This is also true.
00:44:28: <DM_Degdeg> err
00:44:31: <DM_Degdeg> just for the one attack
00:44:34: <DM_Degdeg> since that was a miss
00:44:39: <DM_Degdeg> and
00:44:44: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, against that: [7] = 9
00:44:44: <DM_Degdeg> 1d20+2 against that
00:44:46: <DM_Degdeg> nope
00:44:55: <DM_Degdeg> so in total corgi took 18 damge
00:45:04: <DM_Degdeg> and now it's franks turn
00:45:05: <Frank> And grue took 12.
00:45:09: <DM_Degdeg> yup
00:45:20: <werecorgi> bloodied!
00:45:26: <Frank> Right, man I wish we didn't keep losing our lights though.
00:45:37: <Willem_Wildheart> It seems functionally impossible to keep it up.
00:45:48: <DM_Degdeg> grues are real jerks
00:45:59: <Willem_Wildheart> If you want to go before me again, though, I could really use the light.
00:46:02: <DM_Degdeg> also this is a baby grue
00:46:11: <Frank> So I move into the same space as the corgi, right next to, or is the grue in the same square as the corgi now?
00:46:12: <Willem_Wildheart> And if I pop one I
00:46:17: <Willem_Wildheart> ''m probably going to die.
00:46:20: <DM_Degdeg> grue is in the same space as corgi
00:46:27: <werecorgi> can i still cast spells when bloody?
00:46:37: <DM_Degdeg> er ya but not if you're in corgi form
00:46:47: <Frank> Right, so the corgi, the grue, and me, are all in the same space.
00:46:52: <DM_Degdeg> thats silly
00:46:54: <DM_Degdeg> but okay
00:46:59: <werecorgi> because i have a light spell that makes my body light up
00:47:04: <Frank> I'm tiny, I do what I wait.
00:47:06: <DM_Degdeg> oh boy
00:47:14: <werecorgi> and that would be fun with the grue on me
00:47:19: <DM_Degdeg> that would be fun
00:47:19: <Frank> I can share spaces with allies, but I'm not sure on the grue bit.
00:47:22: <DM_Degdeg> I highly reccomend it
00:47:25: <DM_Degdeg> also no frank you cannot
00:47:31: <DM_Degdeg> you can stand in front
00:47:36: <Frank> Right, so I am adjacent to the grue and the corgi then.
00:47:39: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
00:47:50: <DM_Degdeg> it has cover because its on our dear sweet corgi
00:47:55: <Fartfignuggen> "AWKEJKVRAGWL DKWL"
00:48:07: <Frank> Indeed, and I do not have cover because I'm not sharing the space with the corgi.
00:48:34: <Frank> Can I delay the rest of my actions until after the corgi's turn? Cause I'd be able to hit a lot better after the corgi turns on the lights.
00:48:39: <DM_Degdeg> well
00:48:41: <DM_Degdeg> fart is about to go
00:48:45: <DM_Degdeg> and I believe fart is going to demolish it
00:48:50: <Frank> True.
00:48:59: <Frank> Might as well just go for it, Jarring Smash.
00:49:08: <Fortuna> Frank, vs. AC: [4] = 7
00:49:09: <Frank> 1d20+8-5 vs. AC
00:49:12: <Frank> Nope.
00:49:12: <DM_Degdeg> miss
00:49:18: <DM_Degdeg> it swings aside to avoid your attack
00:49:23: <DM_Degdeg> its claws rake across our beloved corgi
00:49:24: <DM_Degdeg> 1d6
00:49:24: <Fortuna> DM_Degdeg, 1d6: [5] = 5
00:49:27: <DM_Degdeg> corgi takes 5 damage
00:49:32: <DM_Degdeg> and now
00:49:34: <DM_Degdeg> fart's turn
00:49:42: <Frank> I feel like my bonus to hit is awfully low.
00:49:43: <werecorgi> go Fartfignuggen !
00:49:44: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen lets out a terrible roar
00:49:52: <Fartfignuggen> AND CHARGES RIGHT THROUGH THE PILLAR
00:49:56: <Frank> It probably is, actually, cause I went more with defensive stats then my offensive stats.
00:49:58: <DM_Degdeg> he takes 1damage
00:50:04: <DM_Degdeg> and also a -5 to the roll
00:50:04: <Fartfignuggen> nuh uh
00:50:12: <Fartfignuggen> lolnope
00:50:13: <DM_Degdeg> since thatd be superior cover for the thing
00:50:14: <DM_Degdeg> yes
00:50:20: <DM_Degdeg> you're attacking through a pillar
00:50:25: <DM_Degdeg> thats superior cover if ive ever done seen it
00:50:27: <Fartfignuggen> He has burrow
00:50:30: <DM_Degdeg> AND he's on the corgi
00:50:31: <Fartfignuggen> He goes through the pillar
00:50:37: <DM_Degdeg> that still would not matter for the attack roll
00:50:37: <Fartfignuggen> AND EMERGES ON THE OTHER SIDE
00:50:42: <Willem_Wildheart> Can't he just attack from behind the Corgi?
00:50:49: <Fartfignuggen> Fine
00:50:56: Fartfignuggen reverses the tape
00:50:58: <DM_Degdeg> I suppose so yes
00:51:01: <Fartfignuggen> FARTFIGNUGGEN LETS OUT A BATTLEROAR
00:51:02: <DM_Degdeg> but either way if hes charging
00:51:03: <Fartfignuggen> AND TELEPORTS
00:51:05: <DM_Degdeg> thats a
00:51:05: <DM_Degdeg> WHAT
00:51:08: <Fartfignuggen> RIGHT BEHIND THE GRUE
00:51:16: <DM_Degdeg> oh yeah slam your axe down on it
00:51:17: <Fartfignuggen> He is flanking now
00:51:19: <DM_Degdeg> when its on the corgi's back
00:51:20: <DM_Degdeg> yeah
00:51:20: <DM_Degdeg> great idea
00:51:26: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v AC: [20] = 33
00:51:26: <DM_Degdeg> if you attack that corgi with your axe
00:51:26: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+13 v AC
00:51:29: <DM_Degdeg> i can guarantee its
00:51:31: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh shit.
00:51:31: <DM_Degdeg> oh my god
00:51:35: <Fartfignuggen> THE GRUE IS DESTROYED
00:51:38: <DM_Degdeg> you just slam your axe into the grue's back
00:51:40: <DM_Degdeg> it is destroyed
00:51:40: <Fartfignuggen> "AWRGLLLLLLLLLLL"
00:51:43: <DM_Degdeg> HOWEVER
00:51:45: <DM_Degdeg> YOUR AXE CONTINUES
00:51:49: <DM_Degdeg> AND STRIKES THE CORGI
00:51:51: <DM_Degdeg> ROLL DAMAAGE
00:51:52: <Fartfignuggen> No it doesn't
00:51:54: <Willem_Wildheart> I dunno, I would think on a crit he'd be fine.
00:51:58: <DM_Degdeg> actually
00:51:59: <DM_Degdeg> yes you're right
00:52:00: <Willem_Wildheart> That's the most precise attack in the universe.
00:52:01: <DM_Degdeg> THE GRUE DIES
00:52:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> yay
00:52:08: <werecorgi> WOOOOOOO
00:52:13: <DM_Degdeg> BUT
00:52:15: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen turns his eyes to the ceiling
00:52:16: <Frank> I'm pretty sure a spine is a something that would prevent that anyways, and I'm pretty sure the grue has a spine.
00:52:16: <DM_Degdeg> THE SHADOWS ARE STILL LEFT
00:52:20: <Willem_Wildheart> Shadow.
00:52:20: <werecorgi> Fartfignuggen: is the best
00:52:24: <Fartfignuggen> "DMDEGDEG RAGLFRAGL"
00:52:29: <DM_Degdeg> it is willem's turn now
00:52:37: <DM_Degdeg> the shadow is right beside you
00:52:40: <Willem_Wildheart> So on a blast, I don't take a penalty for dark, right?
00:52:43: <Willem_Wildheart> Like I can just go nuts?
00:52:47: <DM_Degdeg> you do not
00:52:48: <DM_Degdeg> go right ahead
00:52:50: <Frank> Right right.
00:52:50: <Willem_Wildheart> Sweet.
00:52:53: <Fartfignuggen> Hold on
00:52:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Tundra Wind
00:52:55: <Fartfignuggen> I still have my minor
00:52:55: <DM_Degdeg> but a blast is still an OA right
00:53:03: <DM_Degdeg> ??
00:53:06: <Willem_Wildheart> It's a close blast, if that makes a difference.
00:53:10: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen pulls out a match
00:53:11: <DM_Degdeg> I have no idea
00:53:21: <DM_Degdeg> did you just start a light as your minor fart
00:53:29: <Willem_Wildheart> Faaaart.
00:53:31: <Fartfignuggen> AND FARTS
00:53:34: <DM_Degdeg> OH JESUS
00:53:40: <Fartfignuggen> LETTING LOOSE A BLAST OF FIRE TOWARDS THE SHADOW
00:53:48: <DM_Degdeg> there are 3 allies in the way
00:53:49: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+11 v Ref
00:53:50: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v Ref: [3] = 14
00:53:52: <DM_Degdeg> MISS
00:53:58: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+11 v Ref on W
00:53:59: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v Ref on W: [14] = 25
00:54:02: <werecorgi> i dont take fire damage
00:54:04: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+11 v Ref on shadow
00:54:05: <werecorgi> sucka
00:54:05: <Willem_Wildheart> God dammit Fart.
00:54:05: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v Ref on shadow: [9] = 20
00:54:18: <DM_Degdeg> thats a hit on the shadow
00:54:19: <DM_Degdeg> and on @
00:54:20: <DM_Degdeg> W*
00:54:25: <Fartfignuggen> 10 damage
00:54:26: <Willem_Wildheart> How much damage?
00:54:27: <DM_Degdeg> and roll against frank too
00:54:30: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, I'm unconscious now.
00:54:32: <DM_Degdeg> since he is also in the way
00:54:32: <Willem_Wildheart> Thanks for that.
00:54:36: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, v Frank: [11] = 22
00:54:36: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+11 v Frank
00:54:50: <Frank> Drats, a hit.
00:54:50: <DM_Degdeg> willem was knocked unconcious from the sheer power of the fart
00:54:54: <DM_Degdeg> 10 damage
00:55:03: <DM_Degdeg> BUT
00:55:06: <DM_Degdeg> THATS ALL TEH ENEMIES DEAD
00:55:15: <Willem_Wildheart> If someone wanted to stabilize me, I'd really appreciate it.
00:55:21: <DM_Degdeg> yeah willem is dying
00:55:22: <Fartfignuggen> "AHRAGL"
00:55:25: <Willem_Wildheart> I could've just blasted him with my own wind.
00:55:44: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen produces a Keg of Magical Beer
00:55:49: <Fartfignuggen> 1d20+17 Healing
00:55:50: <Fortuna> Fartfignuggen, Healing: [7] = 24
00:55:57: <Fartfignuggen2> I am no longer DM
00:56:12: <Willem_Wildheart> So I have 24 hp now?
00:56:17: <Willem_Wildheart> God I hope I have 24 hp now.
00:56:18: <Fartfignuggen2> no thats a healing roll
00:56:21: <Fartfignuggen2> its just to stabalize
00:56:23: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh.
00:56:24: <Fartfignuggen> Sure
00:56:31: <Fartfignuggen2> or you have 24 hp
00:56:36: <Fartfignuggen2> like whatever
00:56:42: <Fartfignuggen> Fartfignuggen hops onto corgi's back again
00:56:43: <Fartfignuggen2> I'm going to watch the rest of this game but I'm not DM anymore
00:56:47: <Fartfignuggen> "ONWERD STEED"
00:56:48: <Fartfignuggen2> i am interested in pulling out fun quotes
00:56:49: <Willem_Wildheart> I'll play by the rules and be stabilized.
00:57:00: <Willem_Wildheart> I can spend healing surges like a normal person.
00:57:04: <Fartfignuggen2> alright
00:57:08: <handofevil> Now that Waffle has been removed as DM
00:57:08: <Fartfignuggen2> willem is hereby rated
00:57:08: <Fartfignuggen2> Cool
00:57:14: <Willem_Wildheart> So I'll spend 4 surges to get back to max hp.
00:57:15: <Frank> Right, short rest time then?
00:57:23: <Fartfignuggen2> wait how can you spend 4 surges just like that
00:57:28: <Willem_Wildheart> Magic?
00:57:30: <Fartfignuggen2> you can only spend 1 on a short rest
00:57:31: <Frank> During a short rest.
00:57:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh damn.
00:57:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, I'm at 12 then.
00:57:40: <Fartfignuggen2> yeah
00:57:41: <Frank> I thought you could spend more then 1 in a short rest?
00:57:46: <Fartfignuggen2> I'm pretty sure its just one
00:57:49: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah I thought on a rest you could spend a bunch.
00:57:52: <handofevil> That fight took far longer then I intended
00:57:52: <Willem_Wildheart> I could be wrong.
00:57:55: <Willem_Wildheart> Someone who has DMed before!
00:58:09: <Fartfignuggen2> I am pulling up the compendium to check
00:58:10: <Frank> Yeah short rest is as many as you want.
00:58:17: <Frank> Because an extended rest restores all your healing surges.
00:58:17: <Fartfignuggen2> aah
00:58:21: <Fartfignuggen2> well there we go
00:58:26: <Willem_Wildheart> 48 hp it is.
00:59:16: <Willem_Wildheart> Anybody else healing?
00:59:26: corgnelius heals
00:59:33: <Frank> I spend 2 healing surges to heal myself up.
00:59:41: <Willem_Wildheart> And also was fart supposed to do that or did Delf just plot-save us because we sucked so bad?
00:59:50: <Fartfignuggen2> plot save
01:00:01: <handofevil> I plot-saved you because of things. Not because you sucked so bad
01:00:11: <handofevil> I am currently critiquing waffle
01:00:25: <handofevil> Anyway
01:00:31: <handofevil> So the grue is dead
01:00:36: <handofevil> What are you guys doing now
01:00:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Does he have any cool shit?
01:00:44: <Willem_Wildheart> And also are our light sources functional again?
01:00:48: <handofevil> yES
01:00:52: <corgnelius> we are resting now
01:00:55: <handofevil> on the light sources
01:01:05: <handofevil> The grue is a grue and as such is worth a lot of money
01:01:26: <Fartfignuggen2> baby grue*
01:01:31: <Fartfignuggen2> someday lets fight a mother grue
01:01:34: <Fartfignuggen2> or a queen grue
01:01:35: <handofevil> Still a grue
01:01:35: <Fartfignuggen2> fun times
01:01:44: <Fartfignuggen2> also yes a short rest is as many as you want
01:02:00: <Frank> Told ya.
01:02:08: <Willem_Wildheart> Alright, we take the grue's corpse.
01:02:15: <Willem_Wildheart> How much does it weigh?
01:02:24: <handofevil> About 100lb
01:02:37: <Frank> I have weight to spare, I'll carry it.
01:02:43: <Willem_Wildheart> I have a bag of Holding.
01:02:49: <Frank> Ooooooooooooooooooh.
01:03:00: <Frank> And that makes a lot more sense then a pixie putting it into his backpack.
01:03:03: <Willem_Wildheart> So I can carry him I think.
01:03:04: corgnelius pees on the geues corpse
01:03:04: <Willem_Wildheart> Hahaha.
01:03:05: <handofevil> Fartfignuggen burps
01:03:36: <Fartfignuggen2> I love the idea of a pixie being able to carry like 300 pounds
01:04:05: <Willem_Wildheart> So I've got like 30 pounds left in the bag, plus 119 more on my back. We're in good shape.
01:04:13: <Frank> It is a fun idea, just pixie characters in general are viable for so many fun ideas.
01:04:22: <Frank> Their stats work really well for vampires, incidentally.
01:04:46: <Willem_Wildheart> I know what we're fighting next session.
01:04:59: <corgnelius> degdeg
01:05:10: <handofevil> Yes
01:05:13: <handofevil> You are fighting degdeg
01:05:18: <handofevil> who has gone mad with DM power
01:05:25: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh I was thinking pixie vampires.
01:05:34: <Willem_Wildheart> Did we ever figure out if that corpse was his?
01:05:38: <Fartfignuggen2> nope
01:05:39: <handofevil> No
01:05:40: <Frank> We did not.
01:05:42: <handofevil> It is still lying there
01:05:47: <Frank> Probably.
01:05:57: <handofevil> But now it is missing an arm and an axe
01:05:59: corgnelius pees on maybe degdeg
01:06:03: <Fartfignuggen2> :0
01:06:22: <handofevil> Fartfignuggen holds his newly found axe proudly
01:06:24: <Willem_Wildheart> I assume that's where Fart got the axe.
01:06:31: <Frank> Probably.
01:06:38: <Willem_Wildheart> We owe him that much at least.
01:06:40: <handofevil> It has a charred arm attached to it
01:06:50: <Willem_Wildheart> Can he swing it by the arm to extend its range?
01:07:01: <handofevil> Hahahahaha
01:07:06: <handofevil> That is an excellent idea
01:07:08: <handofevil> I LIKE IT
01:07:15: <handofevil> So yes
01:07:16: <handofevil> Yes he can
01:07:20: <handofevil> Anyway
01:07:25: <handofevil> You guys have finished resting
01:07:26: <Frank> That'd be an item power, probably, or it just has reach.
01:07:28: <handofevil> What will you be doing now
01:08:06: <Frank> Well we still have no idea where we are except it is the underdark in a camp full of dead guys, before the fight we hadn't found any clues on where anyone went that had left the camp.
01:08:09: <handofevil> [6:07:04 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: are we ever going to fight fart [6:07:06 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: because that sounds lovely [6:07:18 PM] Blaine Conner: No [6:07:23 PM] Blaine Conner: Fart would never betray his friends [6:07:27 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: aw ;u; [6:07:34 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: wait [6:07:37 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: does this mean degdeg is his dad [6:07:39 PM] Sgt. Doug
01:08:17: <handofevil> [6:07:39 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: and raven is his mom [6:07:44 PM] Blaine Conner: Oh jeez [6:07:52 PM] Sgt. Doughboy: *coughs awkwarldy*
01:08:45: <handofevil> That is a terrifying thought
01:08:58: <corgnelius> right now i am carrying Fartfignuggen around and peeing
01:09:06: <Willem_Wildheart> Fartfignuggen is also peeing.
01:09:09: <handofevil> Fartfignuggen pees with you
01:09:23: <handofevil> He laughs heartily
01:09:30: <handofevil> In the midst of your peeing escapade
01:09:32: <handofevil> You find a way out
01:09:38: <handofevil> A long tunnel lit only by glowstone
01:09:42: <Frank> Yup, finding Fartfignuggen has made this session our most successful session yet.
01:09:55: <handofevil> creating fartfignuggen*
01:09:58: <Willem_Wildheart> Well that's pretty convenient.
01:10:05: <Frank> Suddenly minecraft.
01:10:09: <Fartfignuggen2> degdeg and raven making a sweet baby bloody love child
01:10:15: <Frank> Creepers swarm the tunnel.
01:10:16: <handofevil> Glowstone is a real thing in dnd
01:10:18: <corgnelius> i should get credit for the idea
01:10:37: <handofevil> Raven pukes at the thought
01:10:37: <corgnelius> when you publish fart i want a footnote
01:10:39: <Willem_Wildheart> You have earned at least a full minute of belly scratches.
01:10:41: <Frank> (I did not know, but it does not surprise me. Still fun though.)
01:11:12: <handofevil> So, leave, or screw around in the camp some more
01:11:18: <handofevil> or pee on maybe degdeg's body
01:11:19: <Willem_Wildheart> So. We should probably follow the glowstone tunnel.
01:11:32: <Willem_Wildheart> I feel like he's fully saturated by now.
01:11:42: <corgnelius> 19:05	corgnelius pees on maybe degdeg
01:11:47: <Raven_Moonshadow> let's go
01:11:49: <corgnelius> way ahead of you
01:11:54: <Frank> Yeah, there is a whole tunnel of places that Corgnelius hasn't peed on.
01:11:56: <Raven_Moonshadow> I scout ahead as usual
01:11:58: <Willem_Wildheart> Did you heal Raven?
01:12:05: <Raven_Moonshadow> yes
01:12:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+16 stealth
01:12:11: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [9] = 25
01:12:13: <Frank> Why wouldn't she?
01:12:23: <Frank> And we shall follow the tunnel a ways behind her.
01:12:35: <Willem_Wildheart> I have no idea, I just wanted to make sure because I've been burned by the "you never said the assumed thing out loud" rule before.
01:13:24: <handofevil> After about an hour of walking, you round a bend and you suddenly find yourself on the shore of a massive underground lake.
01:13:39: <handofevil> And on that shore is a small inn, a market place, and a couple homes built into the rock
01:14:04: <Frank> Oh, that is remarkably pleasant.
01:14:14: <Frank> Or, unexpectedly pleasant I mean.
01:14:18: <Frank> Yar.
01:14:32: <Willem_Wildheart> Raven, maybe you oughta go find out who lives here.
01:14:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Before we all go marching in.
01:14:42: <Raven_Moonshadow> Fair enough
01:14:49: <Raven_Moonshadow> I will go have a look around
01:14:56: <handofevil> Where do you head first
01:15:01: <Raven_Moonshadow> staying out of sight just in case they're less friendly than they look
01:15:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> What's closest?
01:15:21: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh I meant becuase you're a drow in the Underdark, but yeah I guess the stealth angle is important too.
01:15:30: <handofevil> The inn
01:15:33: corgnelius drinks from the lake to refill bladder
01:15:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> I will go look in a window of the inn
01:16:02: <handofevil> The window is too dirty to see through
01:16:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> Also, drow in the underdark are not terribly welcome in non-drow settlements
01:16:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> dirty on the inside, or outside?
01:16:26: <handofevil> Both
01:16:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok
01:16:36: <handofevil> You can see a fair amount of drow in the marketplace from here
01:16:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> Oh, ok
01:16:44: <Raven_Moonshadow> it's a drow place then
01:17:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> I go back to the others
01:17:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> and tell them it's a drow place
01:17:20: <Raven_Moonshadow> so look suitably subdued and slavey
01:17:43: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem is visibly uncomfortable, but he puts his head down and shuffles along obediently.
01:18:00: <Frank> I'll just hide in someone's backpack for now I think.
01:18:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> Back to the marketplace then
01:18:09: <handofevil> So. Where are you guys headed
01:18:14: <Frank> I don't expect pixies are frequent slave choices.
01:18:23: <Raven_Moonshadow> hmm, did we ever determine whether that was Degdeg?
01:18:24: <handofevil> Pixie vampires are the best slaves
01:18:26: <Fartfignuggen2> well actually
01:18:29: <Fartfignuggen2> in a mine that would be useful
01:18:31: <handofevil> No you didn't
01:18:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Should we try to sell this grue?
01:18:46: <Frank> I'll head into Willem's normal backpack for now.
01:18:54: <Frank> To hide out.
01:19:18: corgnelius walks proudly with fart on my back
01:19:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> guys, why didn't we check in his pants
01:19:29: <Raven_Moonshadow> deg was massively hung, remember
01:19:41: <Frank> Oh right, duh, how'd we forget that.
01:19:43: <corgnelius> but it was burned
01:19:48: <Willem_Wildheart> I try not to think about it.
01:19:50: <Frank> The fire could have burned it off though, yeah.
01:19:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> hmm
01:19:55: <Fartfignuggen2> [8:19:19 PM] Blaine Conner: HAHAHAHAHA [8:19:22 PM] Emily Waffle: JESUS
01:20:12: <Raven_Moonshadow> okay then
01:20:29: <Raven_Moonshadow> I guess we go to the marketplace then
01:20:56: <Raven_Moonshadow> and start asking around about whether a male dwarf and a female human came through here recently
01:21:17: <handofevil> The grue is in a bag of holding right
01:21:19: <corgnelius> "woof"
01:21:30: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+5 streetwise, if that's relevant
01:21:31: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, streetwise, if that's relevant: [10] = 15
01:21:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah he is.
01:21:48: <handofevil> Yes. Yes it is relevant
01:21:57: <handofevil> Grue are incredibly terrifying
01:22:04: <handofevil> and ugly
01:22:06: <handofevil> and smelly
01:22:15: <Raven_Moonshadow> and nobody knows what they look like
01:22:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> until us
01:22:28: <handofevil> True
01:22:30: <corgnelius> haha, you have dog pee in your bag
01:22:46: <Willem_Wildheart> I'll wash it out once we sell the grue.
01:23:42: <Willem_Wildheart> So what do they say about Degdeg and Emily?
01:24:01: <handofevil> You meet a shifty fellow outside the market place
01:24:10: <handofevil> "That guy? THAT GUY?!"
01:24:16: <handofevil> He is visibly angry
01:24:39: <handofevil> "That guy is the worst person I've ever seen visit our quaint village"
01:24:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Yes, we are hunting after him. He took from us something that we need."
01:24:49: <Willem_Wildheart> Sounds like Degdeg to me.
01:25:01: <handofevil> "Well he stayed at the inn across from the marketplace"
01:25:07: <handofevil> "I hope you find him."
01:25:14: <Willem_Wildheart> Also, if he said "quaint village," we might not have to act like slaves anymore.
01:25:17: <handofevil> "And when you do, give him an extra axehole for me"
01:25:20: <Raven_Moonshadow> yeah
01:25:24: <Raven_Moonshadow> "...How long ago was this?"
01:25:53: <handofevil> "He left via submersible boat about 15 minutes ago.
01:26:04: <Frank> (He is a drow, quaint for them doesn't necessarily mean slaveless for us.)
01:26:15: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Damn."
01:26:35: <handofevil> "Speaking of that dwarf. Could I interest you in some fine forbidden magical trinkets?"
01:26:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> "When did he arrive?"
01:26:51: <handofevil> "Perhaps you have some stolen goods or rare items that you would like fenced."
01:27:03: <Raven_Moonshadow> do we? I'm not sure we do
01:27:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> beyond the grue bits
01:27:10: <corgnelius> "woof"
01:27:21: <handofevil> "I couldn't answer that for you mam. I was asleep at the time."
01:27:23: <corgnelius> and an amulet
01:27:34: <Frank> Don't we still have those bags full of jewels?
01:27:40: <handofevil> Yeah you do
01:27:44: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh yeah
01:27:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> sure, let's pawn those
01:28:02: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah we actually have a lot of rare stuff.
01:28:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> and what is he selling
01:28:11: <Fartfignuggen2> and the hat
01:28:15: <handofevil> "So. Ya got anything?"
01:28:17: <Frank> not the hat.
01:28:24: <Frank> I might need a boat, keeping the hat.
01:28:55: <Willem_Wildheart> I never got the story on the hat.
01:28:57: <handofevil> He is selling various little magical trinkets.
01:29:06: <handofevil> They are all oddly shaped and made of gold
01:29:13: <Raven_Moonshadow> what do they do?
01:29:27: corgnelius starts chewing on one
01:30:00: <handofevil> "A fine question miss. This one" He points to one shaped like a tree "allows you to summon a wall of vines as protection."
01:30:01: <Raven_Moonshadow> does it taste like real magic, corgnelius?
01:30:11: <Willem_Wildheart> That sounds like something Willem would use.
01:30:12: <handofevil> You chip a tooth corgi
01:30:22: <Frank> We have a hat magically enchanted to always float that me and Degdeg got off of some I forget their names, stinky nasty things in a swamp.
01:30:32: <Raven_Moonshadow> bullywugs
01:30:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Nice!
01:30:37: <handofevil> "And this one" He points to one very oddly shaped one "allows you to breathe fire."
01:30:39: <Frank> Yup, bullywugs.
01:30:52: <handofevil> "Oh. I must mention this, these are one time useage."
01:30:52: <corgnelius> "WOOF"
01:31:06: <Willem_Wildheart> That is significantly less cool.
01:31:23: <Frank> I figure either I can use it as a boat, or on the off chance that I'm ever underwater, use it to reach the surface fast.
01:31:28: <Willem_Wildheart> I don't know that I actually believe this shady street salesman.
01:31:30: <handofevil> "I also offer a mystery box."
01:32:05: <corgnelius> 1d20+11 arcana the box
01:32:05: <Fortuna> corgnelius, arcana the box: [15] = 26
01:32:12: <handofevil> It has something magical in it
01:32:23: <corgnelius> "woof"
01:32:41: <handofevil> "I see my mystery box has caught your eye my fair corgi."
01:32:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> was that high enough to get an idea of the magical auras involved?
01:32:49: <handofevil> "It will cost you 100 gold pieces"
01:32:59: <handofevil> Nope
01:33:03: <Raven_Moonshadow> hmm
01:33:40: <Willem_Wildheart> I have... 64.
01:33:49: <handofevil> "I'm afraid I only have one sir."
01:33:53: <Willem_Wildheart> How much will he give us for the gems and grue? Or do we want to hang on to the grue?
01:34:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> Keep the grue, we can get a better price form somewhere else
01:34:10: <handofevil> "Or perhaps I could interest you in one of my finer items."
01:34:13: <Fartfignuggen2> i dont think you want to hold onto a dead body for too long
01:34:17: <handofevil> He opens the other side of his trenchcoat
01:34:22: <Fartfignuggen2> if it rots you'll lose profit
01:34:22: <Frank> The gems are worth like 500 gold, so at most we should offer a some of the gems, not all of them.
01:34:24: <corgnelius> t is probably farts cousin in the box
01:34:38: <Raven_Moonshadow> we can probably sell the grue to someone more legit in this market
01:34:44: <handofevil> and points to an amulet like the talisman you took off the drow
01:34:55: <handofevil> "This here is a talisman created by Lolth herself."
01:35:00: <handofevil> "I have no idea what it does."
01:35:13: <Raven_Moonshadow> "That is more interesting."
01:35:26: <Raven_Moonshadow> "How much?"
01:35:51: <handofevil> "Due to the fact that it is made by the spider queen herself, I can go no lower then 700 gold pieces."
01:36:10: <corgnelius> (i think we should totes get ythe box
01:36:38: <Raven_Moonshadow> I agree
01:36:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> and the amulet might be useful too as long as it's still magical
01:36:56: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh wait
01:37:08: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Would you agree to a trade?"
01:37:18: <handofevil> "It depends."
01:37:31: <handofevil> "What are you offering."
01:38:15: <corgnelius> (can we kill the salesman and take everything?)
01:38:22: <Raven_Moonshadow> "We found a similar amulet, but we weren't able to learn much from it. We could give you that one in exchange for your amulet."
01:38:27: <Fartfignuggen2> in the middle of a crowded market, great idea
01:38:35: <corgnelius> kill everyone
01:38:40: <Willem_Wildheart> A crowded DROW market.
01:38:44: <handofevil> "Let me see it."
01:38:47: <Willem_Wildheart> As long as we do it quietly, they wouldn't mind.
01:38:51: <Raven_Moonshadow> who has the amulet
01:38:54: <handofevil> He holds out his hand
01:39:25: <corgnelius> hahahahahaha
01:39:26: <Willem_Wildheart> I have no idea who picked it up.
01:39:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> I guess I do then?
01:39:35: <Frank> Sure.
01:39:38: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi had it, last I remember.
01:39:42: <Willem_Wildheart> He was seeing if it still worked.
01:39:47: <Raven_Moonshadow> I hand him the amulet, but keep hold of the chain
01:39:47: <Frank> True, true.
01:39:48: <corgnelius> oh yeah i ddid
01:39:55: <handofevil> "Hmm. Very interesting."
01:40:07: <handofevil> "The craftsmanship is very similar."
01:40:28: <handofevil> "This is an amulet used by Lolth's emissaries for quick return to the underdark."
01:40:44: <handofevil> He holds his hand over the symbol and a purple light shines from it
01:40:45: <Frank> I thoguth he said he didn't know what it does?
01:40:53: <handofevil> "But it's been used."
01:41:03: <handofevil> "I could give you 100 gold pieces for it."
01:41:13: <handofevil> He didn't know what his did
01:41:13: <Frank> 19:34	handofevil	and points to an amulet like the talisman you took off the drow 19:34	handofevil	"This here is a talisman created by Lolth herself." 19:34	handofevil "I have no idea what it does."
01:41:32: <handofevil> The one you have is silver, the one he has is gold
01:41:37: <Frank> Ah, okey dokey.
01:41:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> Interesting
01:42:13: <handofevil> "If you found a mage who could charge it again I could give you a higher price."
01:42:15: <Willem_Wildheart> This guy is probably more than he appears, based on that little thing.
01:42:34: <Willem_Wildheart> If it's possible to charge it again, we should just hang onto it.
01:42:39: <Willem_Wildheart> Unless we need the gold.
01:42:41: <Fartfignuggen2> for what purpose
01:42:48: <Fartfignuggen2> it just teleports you back to that shitty cave
01:42:48: <Raven_Moonshadow> "Perhaps we'll do that then."
01:42:54: <Willem_Wildheart> I meant to sell it for more later.
01:43:02: <Willem_Wildheart> Or to teleport an enemy to that shitty cave!
01:43:07: <Willem_Wildheart> Oh man, that would be awesome.
01:43:10: <handofevil> "Very well. Could I interest you in anything else. Or perhaps I could take some goods of your hands."
01:43:10: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh yeah, good idea
01:43:11: <Fartfignuggen2> that would be
01:43:32: <Raven_Moonshadow> I think we should buy the box and the gold amulet, personally
01:43:40: <Willem_Wildheart> That sounds good to me.
01:43:46: <Raven_Moonshadow> maybe we can haggle the prices down
01:43:49: <Willem_Wildheart> "How much are the tree and the fire-breathing thing?"
01:44:00: <handofevil> "150 gold each."
01:44:26: <corgnelius> i can shoot fire for free
01:44:29: <Frank> Using the grue and the gems, depending on how much we get for the grue, we might be able to get everything.
01:44:33: <Willem_Wildheart> "For one use? I'd be better off just throwing 100 gold at them."
01:44:49: <handofevil> "Sorry sir. But I don't haggle for my wares."
01:44:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah we should see how much we can sell the grue for.
01:44:56: <handofevil> "Take the price or leave it."
01:46:03: <Raven_Moonshadow> I'll put in my gems (500 gp, right?) toward the amulet
01:46:20: <handofevil> "Ah. Let me see these."
01:46:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> anybody else want to contribute?
01:46:22: <corgnelius> fart is being strangely silent through this
01:46:35: <handofevil> Fart is passed out drunk on the corgi
01:46:41: <handofevil> He takes out a single ruby
01:46:45: <handofevil> And his eyes go wide
01:46:52: <handofevil> "Lolth be praised!"
01:46:52: <Willem_Wildheart> I can contribute, but I only have 64 gold left.
01:47:00: <handofevil> "These are the lost gems of Lolth!"
01:47:03: <Frank> That guy has a terrible bluff skill.
01:47:07: <Frank> oh.
01:47:12: <Frank> oh.
01:47:15: <Fartfignuggen2> werent hose in the tomb of some king
01:47:18: <corgnelius> ooooo
01:47:19: <handofevil> "My good friend, I will give you 300 for this bag."
01:47:20: <Fartfignuggen2> hold onto them
01:47:21: <Frank> Yup.
01:47:22: <Fartfignuggen2> we can do more than that
01:47:28: <Fartfignuggen2> they are worth 500 in gold
01:47:37: <Fartfignuggen2> we could probably sell these to a church
01:47:53: <Willem_Wildheart> Lost relics of a goddess are apparently the same value as two shitty trinkets you can only use once.
01:47:55: <Frank> (or the clergy would kill us, evil drow serving lolth)
01:48:20: <Willem_Wildheart> We could probably sell them to goodly priests who would want to destroy them.
01:48:20: <handofevil> The guy is basically a magical pawn shop, what do you expect
01:48:24: <corgnelius> oh hey i just rested!
01:48:27: <Willem_Wildheart> INTEGRITY.
01:48:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> that bag is worth way way more than 300
01:48:34: <Frank> Willem's plan is nifty.
01:48:36: <corgnelius> i can instant friend agan
01:49:23: <Willem_Wildheart> If Lolth worshippers kidnapped Emily, I bet those paladins of Bahamut would pay pretty handily to take an artifact of Lolth out of the game.
01:49:30: <Willem_Wildheart> I say we try and sell it to them instead.
01:49:45: <handofevil> "So what will it be?"
01:50:00: <handofevil> The guy looks werecorgi up and down
01:50:05: werecorgi cast instant friend on shopman
01:50:07: <handofevil> "My friend, that is a remarkable feat."
01:50:28: <Fartfignuggen2> that should be a roll vs will me think
01:50:37: <werecorgi> : The target makes a saving throw. The saving throw has a +5 bonus if the target is the same level as you or a higher level. It takes a -5 penalty if the target is a lower level than you or does not have a level.
01:51:03: <handofevil> 1d20+5
01:51:03: <Fortuna> handofevil, 1d20+5: [12] = 17
01:51:16: <handofevil> He glares at you now
01:51:29: <handofevil> "Do not try to deceive me with magical trickery."
01:51:38: <werecorgi> awww
01:51:41: <handofevil> "I could explode you right now if I wished."
01:51:51: <werecorgi> i just wanted a new friend
01:51:58: <handofevil> "So. Do you accept the price?"
01:53:12: <Fartfignuggen2> the disembodied voice of degdeg says nah son
01:53:26: <handofevil> Oy
01:53:28: <handofevil> No metagaming
01:53:36: <Fartfignuggen2> thats just me saying we shouldnt
01:53:41: handofevil kicks degdeg's voice
01:53:43: <Willem_Wildheart> Well I vote we hang onto the gems unless we really need the gold to get that amulet.
01:53:44: <Fartfignuggen2> ;A;
01:53:55: <Frank> So wait, so how much does the gold amulet cost, and how much does the box cost again?
01:54:06: <Raven_Moonshadow> 700 and 500
01:54:28: <Frank> Right, 1200 total, and we want both, but if we had to choose I'm guessing we'd go with the amulet first.
01:54:34: <handofevil> 700 and 100
01:54:37: <handofevil> The box is 100
01:54:39: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh, 100?
01:54:44: <Raven_Moonshadow> That makes it easier then
01:54:47: <Frank> Let's find out how much we'll get for the grue?
01:54:53: <handofevil> The two trinkets are 150 each
01:55:30: <Willem_Wildheart> I don't think the trinkets are really worth 150 gold.
01:55:39: <Willem_Wildheart> So let's just go for the box and the amulet.
01:55:48: <Willem_Wildheart> I've got 64 gold and a grue corpse.
01:56:00: <Frank> I have quite a lot of gold actually.
01:56:09: <handofevil> The man checks a strange device on his wrist
01:56:14: <corgnelius> ive got 5 gold!
01:56:18: <handofevil> "I will be closing shop in 10 minutes."
01:56:54: <Frank> Try and sell the grue, that's the only thing we have that we don't know what we'll get for it.
01:57:06: <Willem_Wildheart> "So, friend. Let me ask you. Have you ever seen a grue before?"
01:57:20: <handofevil> "Yes. Yes I have."
01:57:31: <handofevil> "I sold him one of my trinkets."
01:57:40: <handofevil> "He was quite the pleasant customer.
01:57:47: <Willem_Wildheart> "Well you ruined the second line of this conversation I already planned in my head."
01:58:00: <Fartfignuggen2> ahaha
01:58:01: <handofevil> "I have a tendency to do that."
01:58:05: <Willem_Wildheart> "If someone, hypothetically speaking, had a grue's body... what would that be worth to you?"
01:58:21: <handofevil> "Depends on how intact it was."
01:58:46: <corgnelius> it is burned and sliced
01:58:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Actually I think all the damage we did to him except fart's attacks was poison and... psychic?
01:58:59: <Willem_Wildheart> So he should be pretty intact.
01:59:01: <Fartfignuggen2> yup
01:59:01: <corgnelius> and peed on
01:59:05: <Fartfignuggen2> and peed on
01:59:07: <handofevil> "A maximum price of 1500 gold going down from there
01:59:07: <corgnelius> i burned it
01:59:10: <Fartfignuggen2> but fart bashed its skull in
01:59:20: <Raven_Moonshadow> I did shoot it once with a blowpipe
01:59:29: <Frank> I never touched the thing.
01:59:29: <Willem_Wildheart> That's mostly poison damage though innit?
01:59:32: <handofevil> Fart lets out a massive burp
01:59:43: <Willem_Wildheart> Darts aren't really going to cause a lot of visible damage.
01:59:46: <handofevil> It is incredibly smelly
01:59:57: <corgnelius> i burned it
01:59:58: <Willem_Wildheart> "Anyway, look at this corpse."
02:00:02: <Fartfignuggen2> honestly i dont think its that destroyed
02:00:05: <Raven_Moonshadow> yeah, I just got it in a good place
02:00:08: <Willem_Wildheart> You SINGED it.
02:00:14: <handofevil> The shifty man takes a look
02:00:26: <handofevil> "This is indeed a grue."
02:00:34: <handofevil> "Massive damage to the back of the skull
02:00:36: <Fartfignuggen2> how is a grue corpse worth more than a lost jewel of a god
02:00:46: <handofevil> "A couple burns"
02:00:48: <Frank> (the god could always make more jewels)
02:00:50: <Willem_Wildheart> They're not magic, she just misplaced them.
02:01:23: <handofevil> "Unfortunately the damage to the skull is going to bring the price down quite a bit. 1000 gold."
02:01:43: <corgnelius> "woof"
02:01:45: <Willem_Wildheart> That's pretty good, even so.
02:01:54: <Willem_Wildheart> Should we take the box, the amulet and 200 gold?
02:02:05: <Frank> I'm thinking yes, and we keep our jewels.
02:02:35: <Frank> Or, what size of a tree does that thing do? We can't grow trees, we might be able to do something fun with a tree.
02:02:53: <Willem_Wildheart> Pff. Willem can grow a whole goddamn thicket at the drop of a hat.
02:02:56: <corgnelius> can i only arcana check something one time?
02:03:12: <handofevil> You can do it however many times you like
02:03:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> well, you just take 20 in that case
02:03:57: <Frank> Yeah, but your thicket isn't the same as a tree, like if we were in a collapsing tunnel, we could try to make a tree to reinforce the roof, or make a tree so that its roots destroy the deck of a ship, or all sorts of tree related things.
02:04:11: <Willem_Wildheart> He said it grew a wall of vines.
02:04:15: <Willem_Wildheart> It's just shaped like a tree.
02:04:24: <Willem_Wildheart> I have two different powers that grow a wall of vines.
02:04:27: <Frank> Oh, not a tree, that's boring, could be useful for climbing a wall, but boring.
02:04:45: <handofevil> "The vines are extra durable and strong."
02:05:10: <handofevil> "They can't be burned or cut."
02:05:24: <Willem_Wildheart> So is it like an actual wall? Not a zone that slows or damages or whatever?
02:05:58: <Willem_Wildheart> Because that actually could be useful.
02:06:15: <handofevil> Yeah
02:06:28: <Frank> If we get the vine tree we'd still be getting 50 gold from the grue corpse, and I don't think money is going to be all that useful for us in this particular venture.
02:06:35: <Willem_Wildheart> Well I guess we could take that, the amulet and the box plus 50 gold.
02:06:47: <Willem_Wildheart> Anyone opposed?
02:06:54: <Frank> Nope.
02:07:26: <Willem_Wildheart> "Alright, we'll trade you the grue for the amulet, the vine trinket and the mystery box. You can give us the rest in gold."
02:07:27: <handofevil> So buying?
02:07:38: <handofevil> "Very well sir. Thank you for your business."
02:07:51: <handofevil> "As an incentive to come back, I will throw in the other amulet for free."
02:08:01: <Willem_Wildheart> You mean the other trinket?
02:08:05: <handofevil> Yes
02:08:28: <handofevil> He throws the grue corpse over his shoulder and hands you your things and gold.
02:08:32: <Willem_Wildheart> "Thanks! If we have any more valuable corpses after we're done, we'll be sure to bring them your way."
02:08:41: <handofevil> And then he walks out onto the lake, walking on water.
02:09:00: <Willem_Wildheart> I think we just sold a demon corpse to Jesus.
02:09:19: <Frank> Works for me.
02:09:31: <Willem_Wildheart> So, who wants to breathe fire?
02:09:45: <corgnelius> "WOOF"
02:09:58: <Frank> Well, do we know what stats are involved with breathing fire?
02:10:07: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah can we get item descriptions for these Delf?
02:10:19: <handofevil> You're not sure.
02:10:33: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi, Arcana these trinkets.
02:10:38: <handofevil> They are basically utitilty spells
02:10:50: <corgnelius> 1d20+11 trinkets
02:10:51: <Fortuna> corgnelius, trinkets: [17] = 28
02:11:19: <Frank> I'd say just take a 20 on it since there's no limit, yar, so 31, though I suppose that is up to the dm.
02:11:20: <corgnelius> "woof"
02:11:34: <Willem_Wildheart> Well, Corgi probably oughta have the fire one. Willem would love to hold onto the tree one.
02:11:44: <Frank> What is in the box?
02:11:46: <Fartfignuggen2> would it not be better to supplement our abilities with these
02:11:56: <Fartfignuggen2> for example the person with the most martial abilities can take the fire breathing for a burst magic attack
02:12:03: <Fartfignuggen2> and say raven could take the tree one for cover
02:12:11: <Willem_Wildheart> Yeah but... trees!
02:12:13: <Willem_Wildheart> That's not a bad idea.
02:12:18: <Raven_Moonshadow> I already have a lot of stealth-creating abilities
02:12:23: <corgnelius> but if the fire one gives you fire damage to use
02:12:29: <Frank> Yar, I was thinking give someone who can't do firebreathing fire breath for having more people have more options.
02:12:30: <handofevil> You sense the aura of fire in the trinket
02:12:49: <corgnelius> "woof"
02:13:01: <Willem_Wildheart> Actually yeah people who are in melee a lot should have them. They seem to be things that'll start right from where you use them.
02:14:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> yes
02:14:14: <Willem_Wildheart> So I guess Frank for now.
02:14:17: <Fartfignuggen2> ya
02:14:17: <Fartfignuggen2> thatd be frank and degdeg
02:14:19: <corgnelius> yeah, but if you're breathing fire with a pawnshop amulet theres a chance it might not negate any fire damage to you
02:14:22: <Willem_Wildheart> Degdeg can have one if we ever find him.
02:14:29: <Fartfignuggen2> :'(
02:14:34: <Frank> But even then it still depends on any stats involved in the thing as well.
02:14:39: <Frank> If any.
02:14:40: <Raven_Moonshadow> it will probably be a blast, not a burst
02:14:48: <corgnelius> ah
02:14:53: <Fartfignuggen2> for now how about you guys move onto actually find poor sweet degdeg
02:14:53: <Willem_Wildheart> Let's see what's in the box.
02:14:57: <Fartfignuggen2> oh yeah and that
02:15:00: <Willem_Wildheart> Willem opens the mystery box.
02:15:00: <Fartfignuggen2> and the amulet woops
02:15:09: <corgnelius> 1d20+11 the box
02:15:10: <Fortuna> corgnelius, the box: [7] = 18
02:15:10: <handofevil> Maybe degdeg was back in the camp
02:15:19: <Fartfignuggen2> yeah i know
02:15:20: <handofevil> You find in the box
02:15:23: <handofevil> a perfect sphere
02:15:24: <Fartfignuggen2> thats why i said finding him
02:15:25: <handofevil> that floats
02:15:31: <Fartfignuggen2> its an apple of eden!
02:15:32: <Willem_Wildheart> The street merchant just told us degdeg was in a boat in the lake.
02:15:33: <Raven_Moonshadow> there was a jerk dwarf who left on a submersible, right?
02:15:36: <Raven_Moonshadow> yeah
02:15:40: <handofevil> Oh right
02:15:44: <Fartfignuggen2> yeah but who says that was degdeg
02:15:46: <Frank> That guy did say that a dwarf caused a lot of trouble in town, and that he took a submersible.
02:15:48: <Raven_Moonshadow> wait, did he mention Emily?
02:15:53: <Raven_Moonshadow> He didn't did he
02:15:55: <Willem_Wildheart> As in the orb floats in water, or it's floating in the air?
02:15:56: <handofevil> No he didn't.
02:15:58: <Willem_Wildheart> We asked about a dwarf and human together.
02:16:00: <Frank> Well, Degdeg does have a way with people.
02:16:28: <Frank> Are there any other ways leading out of town?
02:16:34: <Raven_Moonshadow> All I really know is that we've been doing this for a while and I'm starting to get tired
02:16:42: <Frank> We could check at the inn to find out the dwarf's name.
02:16:43: <Willem_Wildheart> At any rate, if he survived the grue cave he'd have come here, and we didn't see any human corpses so Emily is still at least not in that cave.
02:16:53: <handofevil> Did I ever say Emily was human? I don't remember
02:16:59: <Raven_Moonshadow> I think so
02:17:02: <Raven_Moonshadow> or we assumed she was
02:17:10: <Fartfignuggen2> human-washing
02:17:16: <Fartfignuggen2> racist
02:17:20: <Raven_Moonshadow> because of racism, yes
02:17:26: <handofevil> Human-normanity
02:17:37: <Frank> Definitely racism, that's why we're all playing fey/half-fey.
02:17:37: <handofevil> Or whatever that thing tumblr people say
02:17:42: <Willem_Wildheart> Either way, Frank's right.
02:17:50: <handofevil> Emily is a Dragonborn
02:17:55: <Willem_Wildheart> If he used his name at the inn, it solves a lot of problems for us.
02:18:09: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh, ok
02:18:18: <Frank> To the inn! Except I'm still in Willem's backpack.
02:18:27: <Willem_Wildheart> To the inn!
02:18:27: <handofevil> So to the inn?
02:18:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> she has a human name
02:18:35: <Willem_Wildheart> We should find out what this sphere is.
02:18:36: <Raven_Moonshadow> to the inn
02:18:36: <Willem_Wildheart> Corgi.
02:18:40: <Willem_Wildheart> Do ya thang.
02:18:59: <corgnelius> what thing
02:19:05: <handofevil> You enter the inn to find the place completely ransacked.
02:19:13: <handofevil> Tables over turned, a chair flipped over in the fire
02:19:14: <Willem_Wildheart> Arcana.
02:19:22: <handofevil> Barrels of mead with axe holes in them
02:19:35: <handofevil> Smashed mugs everywhere
02:19:42: <handofevil> And a trap door, open behind the counter
02:19:43: <corgnelius> 1d20+11 the sphere
02:19:43: <Fortuna> corgnelius, the sphere: [1] = 12
02:19:48: <corgnelius> heh
02:19:52: <Raven_Moonshadow> look in trapdoor
02:19:52: <handofevil> It is a sphere that floats
02:20:01: <handofevil> There are stairs leading down to a dark basement
02:20:01: <Frank> Can he just take a 20 on the sphere?
02:20:03: <corgnelius> "woof"
02:20:20: corgnelius stairs
02:20:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh no, dark basements are where you find grues
02:20:29: <corgnelius> with fart on his back
02:20:38: <handofevil> So you guys are going down the stairs?
02:20:45: <corgnelius> fart and i are
02:20:45: <Willem_Wildheart> Is there nobody in here?
02:20:48: <handofevil> Or up the stairs?
02:20:54: <Raven_Moonshadow> i go down
02:20:54: <handofevil> Nobody is in here that you can tell
02:21:00: <corgnelius> up!
02:21:03: <Willem_Wildheart> I'll go with Raven.
02:21:11: <corgnelius> i go up with fart
02:21:28: <corgnelius> is frank still in the pack
02:21:32: <Frank> Yup.
02:21:38: <Willem_Wildheart> He is.
02:21:42: <handofevil> In the basement, you find a small room covered in blood. A pair of broken chains hang from the wall, and a human corpse, missing it's head lays in the center
02:21:52: <handofevil> On a wooden table there are various tools of torture, stained with blood
02:22:03: <Raven_Moonshadow> hm
02:22:12: <corgnelius> hah, should have gone up
02:22:18: <Willem_Wildheart> Anything else down here?
02:22:21: <corgnelius> like cool kids
02:22:23: <handofevil> Corgi finds a couple rooms and a dog bed
02:22:39: <handofevil> Just a few crates
02:22:47: <Raven_Moonshadow> 1d20+7 search
02:22:48: <Fortuna> Raven_Moonshadow, search: [7] = 14
02:22:52: corgnelius rests
02:22:52: <Willem_Wildheart> What's in the crates?
02:22:55: <Raven_Moonshadow> oh well
02:22:57: <handofevil> You find various mugs and stuff
02:23:05: <Willem_Wildheart> 1d20+10 Perception
02:23:05: <Fortuna> Willem_Wildheart, Perception: [10] = 20
02:23:14: corgnelius searches rooms
02:23:27: <handofevil> The corpses neck has been saudered. It is fresh
02:23:56: <handofevil> You find a couple dog toys corgi
02:24:08: <handofevil> And a brand new squeaky toy!
02:24:15: <Raven_Moonshadow> saudered?
02:24:16: <Frank> Well, if the dwarf who came here was Degdeg, or even if it wasn't, and then he only left the area on a submersible 15 minutes away, makes sense that stuff is fairly fresh around here.
02:24:17: <Raven_Moonshadow> soldered?
02:24:27: <Fartfignuggen2> like cauterized
02:24:30: <Fartfignuggen2> i think
02:24:30: <Willem_Wildheart> Cauterized?
02:24:35: corgnelius takes the toys to the bed and plays and sleeps
02:24:43: <Raven_Moonshadow> cauterized would make sense
02:24:45: <corgnelius> with fart on my back
02:24:52: <Willem_Wildheart> Well it doesn't seem like there's anything terribly useful here.
02:25:49: <handofevil> Fartfignuggen hops off corgi and races to the barrels of mead
02:25:55: <handofevil> "AY HEY THEY BE ALL EMPTY"
02:26:00: <handofevil> "AH WANT MA MEAD"
02:26:13: <Frank> Tis a sad day for Fartfignuggen.
02:26:31: <Willem_Wildheart> We'll find more mead, Fart.
02:26:40: <Willem_Wildheart> If we ever get back to the surface, we'll find a tavern and just go nuts.
02:26:47: <handofevil> Fartfignuggen puts his hand on a table and it slowly transforms into a beer keg
02:26:55: <handofevil> "AH FAUND MA MEAD"
02:27:01: <handofevil> He downs it in one gulp.
02:27:19: <Willem_Wildheart> Boss.
02:27:32: <Willem_Wildheart> So should we see if we can find a boat to chase after Degdeg in?
02:27:33: <Frank> Is there anything he can't do? Yes, the answer is yes. He can't not drink booze he finds.
02:27:33: <handofevil> and lets out a 30 second burp
02:27:51: <Frank> Or booze he transmutes.
02:27:56: <Willem_Wildheart> He can't sober up.
02:27:58: <Willem_Wildheart> If that counts.
02:28:05: <Frank> So that's 2 things then.
02:28:14: <handofevil> He can't die either
02:28:17: <handofevil> He is eternal
02:28:28: <Raven_Moonshadow> really? We can make a lot of money off him then
02:28:30: <Frank> Wait, so if he is a mini-were-dwarf, does that mean he stops being a dwarf sometimes?
02:28:44: <Fartfignuggen2> how big is he
02:28:46: <handofevil> Sometimes he becomes a drow-dwarf
02:28:52: <handofevil> He is the size of corgi
02:28:55: <Willem_Wildheart> Small enough to ride Corgi in corgi form.
02:28:57: <Fartfignuggen2> ahaaaa
02:29:07: <handofevil> and he is naked
02:29:09: <handofevil> always
02:29:15: <Fartfignuggen2> ya'll should get a boat to chase after the dwarf that submurged
02:29:19: <Willem_Wildheart> So that's another thing he can't do. Be clothed.
02:29:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> yes
02:29:24: <Willem_Wildheart> Aye.
02:29:28: <Willem_Wildheart> To the docks!
02:29:32: <Willem_Wildheart> Or whatever they use.
02:29:48: <handofevil> You make your way to the docks
02:29:52: <Frank> Either the dwarf who left was Degdeg, or he is the dwarf who survived whatever killed Degdeg.
02:30:01: <Fartfignuggen2> ;n;
02:30:02: <Willem_Wildheart> Which means we need to find him either way.
02:30:06: <Frank> Yup.
02:30:11: <Willem_Wildheart> If only to shake his hand.
02:30:13: <handofevil> The grue
02:30:19: <Raven_Moonshadow> or Fart is actually degdeg
02:30:21: <handofevil> The grue killed maybe-degdeg
02:30:42: <handofevil> Fart is too cool to be degdeg
02:30:46: <Fartfignuggen2> >:C
02:30:49: <handofevil> You find a man on the shore building a boat
02:30:53: <handofevil> You can't deny it waffle
02:30:54: <Frank> I don't know, Fart's a little small and awesome to be Degdeg.
02:30:59: <Frank> I suppose we must check though.
02:31:01: <handofevil> Fart is the coolest
02:31:06: <Frank> How hung is Fartfignuggen?
02:31:11: <Frank> They could be related.
02:31:20: <Fartfignuggen2> well he is degdeg's bloodchild
02:31:21: <Raven_Moonshadow> well yeah, fart is deg's son
02:31:28: <Willem_Wildheart> At the very least, he's the son of Raven and Degdeg.
02:31:29: <Fartfignuggen2> and raven's
02:31:29: <handofevil> You can't tell. His beard blocks the sight
02:31:30: <Frank> We don't know that though, or do we?
02:31:38: <Raven_Moonshadow> I am not very hung though
02:31:38: <Frank> Alright.
02:31:50: <Frank> Females rarely are I think.
02:31:52: <handofevil> "AY WAT AR YE DOIN FIDDLIN ME LADY PARTS"
02:31:58: <Raven_Moonshadow> gasp
02:32:04: <handofevil> Apparently Fart is a girl
02:32:08: <Willem_Wildheart> Or both.
02:32:14: corgnelius is still sleeping in the bed
02:32:30: <Frank> Could be both, either way, best to leave Fart to their private's privacy.
02:32:33: <Raven_Moonshadow> or in the dwarven tongue, "lady parts" means "parts for the benefit of the ladies"
02:32:36: <handofevil> "AY MAHTI STEED. COM FURTH"
02:32:47: corgnelius wakes up
02:32:48: <handofevil> That is a summons for you Corgi
02:32:49: <Raven_Moonshadow> mathy steed?
02:32:54: <Willem_Wildheart> That's true.
02:33:00: <handofevil> You feel the call in your bones
02:33:06: corgnelius goes to fart
02:33:06: <Willem_Wildheart> "Mighty" I think.
02:33:13: <Frank> Corgnellius could be a mathy steed too, he is the smartest out of the group.
02:33:29: <Fartfignuggen2> nerrdddd
02:33:30: <Raven_Moonshadow> ^<>^<>
02:33:52: <handofevil> As everyone is arguing about Fartfignuggen's genitals, a head washes up on shore
02:33:57: <Willem_Wildheart> Isn't Degdeg like... a huge bibliophile?
02:34:05: <Willem_Wildheart> Can we sell it to Pawn Shop Jesus?
02:34:15: <Fartfignuggen2> pawn shop jesus walked over the lake
02:34:19: <handofevil> Shifty Salesguy is gone
02:34:23: <Frank> Pawn Shop Jesus Drow walked over the lake after he closed shop.
02:34:37: <Willem_Wildheart> Alright.
02:34:40: <Willem_Wildheart> So this head.
02:34:44: corgnelius pees on the skull
02:34:44: <Willem_Wildheart> Is it Degdeg's head?
02:34:51: <handofevil> No. It is human
02:34:54: <handofevil> and it has an eyepatch
02:34:59: <handofevil> and a massive black beard
02:34:59: <Willem_Wildheart> I take the eyepatch.
02:35:16: <Frank> That's two dead humans found in the Underdark, crazy.
02:35:24: <handofevil> Or maybe it's one
02:35:32: <Frank> maybe.
02:35:35: <handofevil> Decapitated corpse, decapitated head
02:35:38: <handofevil> WHO KNOWS
02:35:44: <Willem_Wildheart> Who cares, SWEET EYEPATCH.
02:35:49: <Willem_Wildheart> Crogi, Arcana this eyepatch for me.
02:36:00: <Frank> Either way it's yet another dead body or evidence of a dead body that we have encountered since arriving in the Underdark, man there are a lot of dead things down here.
02:36:05: <Fartfignuggen2> thatll fuck with your depth perception
02:36:10: <corgnelius> 1d20+11
02:36:10: <Fortuna> corgnelius, 1d20+11: [13] = 24
02:36:14: <Raven_Moonshadow> ok guys, I am too tired now
02:36:15: <Frank> I suppose that makes sense though, lots of stuff killing stuff down here.
02:36:27: <Raven_Moonshadow> I am going to go watch t shows and eat ice cream
02:36:27: <handofevil> It is an eyepatch. It forces the wearer to act and talk like a pirate
02:36:32: <Willem_Wildheart> Sometimes they're magic though.
02:36:39: <Raven_Moonshadow> bye