Alphonse: good evening dogtuna
Alphonse: hello dogtuna
Alphonse: aw
Igfig: sorry, didn't have time to add banter to this one
Alphonse: alright then
handofevil: :(
Igfig: also, all she'd say is woof
Alphonse: quickly code it so
Jacob_Quinn joined #pwot_dnd.
Alphonse: if she ever detects the word dogtuna
Alphonse: she says woof
Igfig: Last time! On Dogs in the Vineyard
Igfig: You tracked the bandits to their hideout up in the hills
Igfig: waited until nightfall
Alphonse: bens rebelling
Igfig: climbed up a cliff and killed a sentry
Alphonse: hes watching basketball
Ben_harrison: nuh uh
Ben_harrison: shhh
Igfig: and then the bandits, hearing the sentry's scream, doused their lights and prepared for battle
Igfig: and that's where we ended
Igfig: everybody is in the dark
Jacob_Quinn: I thought he wanted to talk to us
Igfig: also that
Jacob_Quinn: Also Delf, can you change your name to Paul? It's throwing me off.
Igfig: I was just checking the logs to see his exact words
Jacob_Quinn: I just looked for Paul for like five minutes.
Igfig: "Well hello, folks. Why don't you just put down your guns and let's have a talk."
Igfig: The other ones sound like they're getting ready though
Alphonse: the other bandits are getting ready?
Alphonse: I say we takehim hostage
Paul_the_Dog: I climbed up on the roof
Alphonse: or at least as a human barricade
Jacob_Quinn: I say we ask him nicely to stop burning things.
Jacob_Quinn: And then shoot him.
Igfig: Also, there's no roof really
Igfig: it's a cave
Paul_the_Dog: Oh
Alphonse: oh ya whats the surroundings look like
Paul_the_Dog: I ACTIVATE NO CLIP
Jacob_Quinn: It's dark.
Jacob_Quinn: And a cliff.
Igfig: Well if you remember, we're at the top of a cliff at the end of a canyon
Alphonse: and infront of us is a cave
Igfig: there was a short path up to a cave
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: so yes lets take this sentry hostage
Alphonse: and approach the cave
Alphonse: and say we want to talk to 
Paul_the_Dog: I dropped him over the edge
Alphonse: uhhh
Paul_the_Dog: he is dead
Alphonse: fire crotch
Igfig: that they'd built a wall across
Mordecai: You mean the sentry you dropped off the cliff?
Mordecai: Or, someone did.
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: hm
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah Paul threw him over the cliff.
Alphonse: i personally, want to talk to firecrotch
Jacob_Quinn: And he screamed.
Paul_the_Dog: Actually waffle
Igfig: there are a bunch of big rocks and stuff around, too
Jacob_Quinn: Alerting the guards.
Paul_the_Dog: I crushed you with him
Jacob_Quinn: i wanted to slit his throat, but Paul had to go all mountain man on him.
Alphonse: so are we going to just kill them all?
Jacob_Quinn: We might as well talk to him.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: it cant hurt
Ben_harrison: can we baracade them in the cave with the rocks
Jacob_Quinn: It's not like we're about to surprise him.
Ben_harrison: trap them
Alphonse: and if he really wants to start a fight in close quarters like that
Alphonse: paul isnt a good guy to be fighting hand to hand againt
Jacob_Quinn: It seems unlikely they'll let us get away with that.
Alphonse: one sec gotta wash this bowl
Igfig: The wall has windows and stuff, they can fire out at you
Jacob_Quinn: Let's see what he wants.
Paul_the_Dog: We're still hanging on the cliff
Igfig: The rocks are huge ancient boulders, too big for you to move
Igfig: no you aren't
Jacob_Quinn: Nah we're at the sentry's post now.
Igfig: past the post, even
Igfig: I think
Ben_harrison: should burn them
Ben_harrison: show how it feels
Jacob_Quinn: It was never really established, but we're definitely on top of the cliff now.
Igfig: you went up the path a bit and were hiding amongst the boulders?
Igfig: I might be wrong
Ben_harrison: maybe theyll stop
Jacob_Quinn: I think it was kind of right there
Jacob_Quinn: Either way.
Jacob_Quinn: We're hiding behind rocks.
Alphonse: hey wait actually
Alphonse: that was a good idea
Jacob_Quinn: They're in a house.
Alphonse: we can smoke them out
Jacob_Quinn: He wants to talk to us.
Jacob_Quinn: With what
Jacob_Quinn: ?
Alphonse: with fire probably
Ben_harrison: smoke 
Alphonse: smoke helps
Jacob_Quinn: Well I mean how are you going to start a fire inside their cave?
Alphonse: throw it through the windows and light the furniture thats likely up there on fire
Jacob_Quinn: I mean where are we getting a fire?
Jacob_Quinn: I have nothing with which to start a fire.
Alphonse: welp
Alphonse: lets just go talk then
Mordecai: Me neither.
Ben_harrison: we can burn guns
Alphonse: lets go talk 
Alphonse: fire butt wants to talk they said
Igfig: okay
Jacob_Quinn: "Talk about what?"
Alphonse: idk
Alphonse: hes the one who callled at us to talk
Jacob_Quinn: I was asking him.
Jacob_Quinn: in character.
Mordecai: We could use the part of our guns that is used for firing hammer bits to make sparks probably, but yar.
Alphonse: oh ya
Paul_the_Dog: I'm still hiding
Igfig: "What you're doin' here, and what we're doin' here. C'mon out where I can see you."
Alphonse: hm
Alphonse: wait
Alphonse: they dont know how many of us there are
Alphonse: we can have maybe two go out
Alphonse: two dogs isnt unheard of
Alphonse: the rest of us can keep hiding
Ben_harrison: not it
Jacob_Quinn: We could just stay hidden.
Jacob_Quinn: and just let me talk.
Jacob_Quinn: So he doesn't know how many there are.
Jacob_Quinn: "I think i'm fine right here."
Mordecai: Yeah, I am in favor of the majority of us sticking to the shadows as we can.
Alphonse: so either way most of us stay hidden
Jacob_Quinn: "As for what I'm doing, I thought I might try to stop you from burning [what was the town's name] to the ground."
Mordecai: Green Creek.
Paul_the_Dog: Is there any way for me to sneak up?
Igfig: yeah, but that'll be a conflict I think
Igfig: "Don't go makin' accusations at someone you can't even look in the face, now."
Alphonse: it seems like most of the town is blaming them so i doubt that they actually arent
Jacob_Quinn: "Don't go asking one man to step into the light with a dozen guns trained on him."
Igfig: "You can see I'm unarmed." He waves his empty hands in the air.
Alphonse: hm
Alphonse: go for it jacob
Alphonse: alphonse prods jacob forwards slightly
Paul_the_Dog: Someone else should go with him
Jacob_Quinn: "Tell you what, you come a little closer and i'll meet you in the middle."
Alphonse: fine I will
Alphonse: I'm the best shot after all
Ben_harrison: already called not it
Igfig: He does look like he's wearing a holster, but you can't tell if it's filled or not
Jacob_Quinn: Just keep a gun on him.
Paul_the_Dog: I look at Alphonse. I motion for him to go with him
Jacob_Quinn: If they're gonna open fire, only one of us should die.
Alphonse: I still say two of us go
Jacob_Quinn: I'm not worried about Jack himself.
Jacob_Quinn: I'd rather keep our numbers secret.
Alphonse: there is 5 of us
Alphonse: 2 is a good number to hide our real numbers
Jacob_Quinn: Fair enough.
Alphonse: theyd doubt it if only 1 came out
Jacob_Quinn: Let's go, then.
Alphonse: alrihgt
Alphonse: alphonse and jacob step out from behind the rocks
Mordecai: and now it is supper time for me, what a cliffhanger, yar.
Mordecai: Sorta.
Igfig: "There you go. That wasn't so hard, was it?"
Jacob_Quinn: "You wanted to talk, talk."
Ben_harrison: rude 
Alphonse: theyre bandits they prefer talking like this
Ben_harrison: ruuude
Jacob_Quinn: I don't have all night to posture with this guy.
Igfig: "Just did." He grins, and suddenly his gun is in his hand.
Alphonse: paul still had his gun trained on the guy right
Igfig: Roll for conflict!
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Alphonse: excellent
Jacob_Quinn: What are we rolling?
Alphonse: paul can get this guy first
Igfig: Acuity and Will
Alphonse: err
Alphonse: idk if my guy wants to use his gun
Paul_the_Dog: I have my shotgun
Alphonse: a shotgun wont do much at a distance
Paul_the_Dog: I can run forward and shoot them
Alphonse: dude just use your revolver
Alphonse: dont run out of cover
Alphonse: AT
Alphonse: a guy holding a gun
Alphonse: that is INSANITY
Paul_the_Dog: Wait do I have a revolver
Jacob_Quinn: 8d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Alphonse: now lets rolll
Igfig: Probably?
Jacob_Quinn: Is there one on your sheet?
Alphonse: 8d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5]
Paul_the_Dog: No
Paul_the_Dog: I have a shotgun
Ben_harrison: 6d6
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Then you don't.
Paul_the_Dog: No one told me about a revolver
Jacob_Quinn: Shotguns are fine.
Alphonse: wait we're using guns
Paul_the_Dog: 8d6
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 5, 6]
FlaminJack: 11d6
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: that adds extra dice doesnt it?
Jacob_Quinn: They're not as useless at distances of more than a yard as CoD would have you believe.
Jacob_Quinn: It does when you pull them in.
Alphonse: lright
Jacob_Quinn: As part of the conflict.
Ben_harrison: hey lets ask jack if he is gay
FlaminJack: Guns add their dice plus 1d4, once you use them
Paul_the_Dog: Yeah but I don't wanna hit you guys
Jacob_Quinn: are you that bad a shot?
Jacob_Quinn: A shotgun cluster is like... a six-inch circle.
Alphonse: probably ya
Paul_the_Dog: Igfig. How far away is jack and what would it take to run up to him
FlaminJack: anyway, I think you guys represent the Law, so he'll bring in his Relationship with The Law
FlaminJack: 1d8
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: what about a pre-20th century shotgun?
Jacob_Quinn: It's still physics.
Alphonse: id imagine there would be more of a spread though
Alphonse: just because of lower quality materials
Jacob_Quinn: There is only so much spread possible from a 1/2-inch circle.
Jacob_Quinn: So who's starting this conflict.
FlaminJack: You'd probably need to get a bit closer, but you can see some rocks that would be close enough
FlaminJack: Jack is
Paul_the_Dog: Ok
FlaminJack: He's also Quick on the Draw
FlaminJack: 1d10
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 9]
Alphonse: oh fuck
Alphonse: is flamin jack the only one there?
Alphonse: that seems odd
FlaminJack: also, I still have to roll for the bandits
Alphonse: oh ok
Alphonse: ok ill definitely use my guns then
Bandits: 9d6
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5]
Alphonse: hahhah
Bandits: shrug
Jacob_Quinn: We're gonna kill this guy.
Jacob_Quinn: so just get all your guns out now.
Alphonse: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: On your turn, that is.
Paul_the_Dog: what about my sword
Alphonse: i imagine he goes first
Alphonse: since he acted so fast
Bandits: Okay, so Jack has the highest two
Alphonse: dont use your damn sword
Jacob_Quinn: If you think you can get here.
Bandits: so yeah, he goes first
Alphonse: its a gun fight
Bandits: who has the next highest two
Jacob_Quinn: but yeah just shoot them.
Alphonse: hes just shooting at me and jacob for now
Alphonse: next highest two what
Bandits: dice
Jacob_Quinn: I'm at 11.
Alphonse: uh
Alphonse: im 8
Bandits: That's a 10, Alphonse
Alphonse: how is it a 10?
Alphonse: ooohhh
Alphonse: nevermind i see
Bandits: Your pool has 5 and 5 at the top
Alphonse: so i got 10
Alphonse: okay
Ben_harrison: oh then i have 12
Alphonse: didnt know how that went
Alphonse: ben has highest
Alphonse: then jacob
Alphonse: then me
Alphonse: then paul i guess who still hasnt rolled
Bandits: and bandits last, so far
Bandits: anyway
Paul_the_Dog: ....
Paul_the_Dog: 16:35	Paul_the_Dog	8d6 16:35	Alphonse	wait we're using guns 16:35	Dogtuna	Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 5, 6]
FlaminJack: right
Alphonse: aah i was focused on other stuff right after i rolled
Jacob_Quinn: Paul and i are tied then.
Alphonse: ya
Paul_the_Dog: ROCK PAPER BLAM SHOTGUN TO THE FACE
FlaminJack: Also Paul, if you want to take it to melee you have to get up close enough and then you can just escalate your Body into the mix
FlaminJack: Anyway
FlaminJack: "Just did." He grins, and suddenly his gun is in his hand.
Ben_harrison: do we have to gun?
Alphonse: no
Alphonse: but since hes about to shoot
Jacob_Quinn: Not until your turn.
Alphonse: i imagine it would be most useful
FlaminJack: he fires at Jacob
FlaminJack: RAISE 5 5
Dogtuna: Raised 10. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 9]
Paul_the_Dog: (If I'm going to charge forward and shoot should I roll my body as well?)
Alphonse: no
Paul_the_Dog: (Sinc eI'm charing)
Paul_the_Dog: charging*
Alphonse: still no
Alphonse: not unlesss you are using that raise to slam into him
Alphonse: not shoot
Alphonse: but thatd be quite a distance to go on your turn
Paul_the_Dog: Ok
Paul_the_Dog: I'll just roll my gun for now then
FlaminJack: It'll stay Acuity and Will until you actually attack him hand to hand, yeah
FlaminJack: oh yeah, I forgot to roll Jack's gun
FlaminJack: 1d6
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 9]
Paul_the_Dog: 1d8
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: 1d4
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6]
FlaminJack: 1d4
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 9]
Paul_the_Dog: 1d6 good shot
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Alphonse: you should only roll that stufff on your turn
Alphonse: its not your turn yet
Alphonse: its still jacks
Paul_the_Dog shoots waffle
FlaminJack: Yeah, currently we're waiting on Jacob to See
Jacob_Quinn: Jack raised.
Jacob_Quinn: Oh yeah.
Alphonse: raised 10 too
Jacob_Quinn: Expecting more or less this exact thing, Jacob is already on teh move. 
FlaminJack: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: SEE 6 4
Dogtuna: Blocked for 10. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: I'll trait up on my turn.
FlaminJack: I considered raising 11 at Alphonse, but I figured it didn't make sense to actually get hit here
Jacob_Quinn: I have a LOT of gun dice.
Alphonse: whats the solid turn order
Jacob_Quinn: Ben next.
Jacob_Quinn: Then me, then Paul, then you, then Bandits.
Alphonse: jack, ben, paul? Jacob? Al?
Alphonse: oh okaay
FlaminJack: and then the bandits at the end
Ben_harrison: hey i have fire as a trait, could have done that
Alphonse: what does fire men
Alphonse: mean*
Ben_harrison: starting
FlaminJack: just "fire"?
FlaminJack: oh
Alphonse: dude right down able to start fires
Alphonse: not just fire
Ben_harrison: i did
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: well no you cant unless youre actually making fire
Jacob_Quinn: I think he means when we were talking about starting fires.
Jacob_Quinn: Not that it would've worked.
Ben_harrison: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway, shoot someone.
Alphonse: oh alright
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: shoot people
Ben_harrison: well okay then
Ben_harrison: hearing the shot, i add my own
Ben_harrison: at the bandits
FlaminJack: Flamin' Jack is standing in the doorway, though of course he's not that easy to see because of how dark it is
Jacob_Quinn: I'd shoot Jack first.
Ben_harrison: oh okay
FlaminJack: the bandits are indoors, but you have some idea of where the window wa
FlaminJack: s
Ben_harrison: hang on i lost my pool
Alphonse: thats why i write mine down in a notepad
Jacob_Quinn: Type POOL.
Jacob_Quinn: Or does that still not work?
FlaminJack: I think you can message POOL to Dogtuna
Alphonse: POOL
Ben_harrison: POOL
Alphonse: nope
FlaminJack: o, maybe not
Paul_the_Dog: messaging dogtuna has done nothing
Paul_the_Dog: ever
Paul_the_Dog: messaging fortuna does nothing
FlaminJack: you could definitely message Fortuna for a help statement
Alphonse: Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: that took literally 5 seconds ben
FlaminJack: NOTE add a POOL function
Dogtuna: Noted.
Alphonse: ben/
Alphonse: ???
Paul_the_Dog: NOTE Jack is gay
Dogtuna: Noted.
Alphonse: did ben get absorbed by the basketball hes watching
Ben_harrison: RAISE 6,6
Dogtuna: Please raise with two dice, Ben_harrison.
FlaminJack: no commas
Alphonse: oh there
Ben_harrison: @the windows
Alphonse: ben you still need to raise
Alphonse: also you still suck at roleplaying i
Jacob_Quinn: Don't use commas.
Ben_harrison: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 1, 4, 5]
FlaminJack: aright
Alphonse: am i the only one who writes down my pool in a file 
Bandits: yes
Bandits: you hear a yell of pain from inside
Mordecai: And I am back.
Jacob_Quinn: No
Bandits: SEE 4 2 2 2 2
Dogtuna: Bandits, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Jacob_Quinn: I have mine.
Alphonse: roll acuity + will mordecai
Bandits: SEE 4 2 2 2 2 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 12. Bandits's pool is [1, 2, 2, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: Nice shot Ben.
Ben_harrison: wheeeee
Alphonse: so jacob is next
Mordecai: 7d6 for acuity and will
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn:  I guess technically mordecai is next.
Bandits: yeah, he should have gone first really
Mordecai: Oh snap.
Alphonse: he rolled last lets have him go after the bandits
Alphonse: eh
Alphonse: well okay then
Alphonse: mordecai next?
Jacob_Quinn: I mean it would be his turn either way.
Bandits: yeah, let's put Mordecai in now
Mordecai: I'm not 100% sure after scrolling through on what is happening.
Alphonse: alright mordecai
Bandits: gunfight
Alphonse: jack is shootign at us
Jacob_Quinn: Alphonse and I are squared up with Jack.
Alphonse: from the doorway
Jacob_Quinn: and you three are behind the rocks.
Bandits: everybody is shooting at everyone
Mordecai: Alright.
Jacob_Quinn: So you're free to just blast away.
Alphonse: above him are a line of windows with bandits somewhere in it also shooting
Ben_harrison: i shot all the bandits
Alphonse: you shot like oen
Bandits: not a line of windows, just a window
Alphonse: oh alright
Mordecai: Well, the bandits still have a pool so they aren't out yet.
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: i suggest shooting at them though
Alphonse: so we can knock them out of the encoutner
Jacob_Quinn: It would be expedient.
Mordecai: Probably.
Alphonse: i dont know what that word means but okay
Jacob_Quinn: Alphonse and I will take care of Jack.
Jacob_Quinn: Means convenient.
Alphonse: why not just say convenient?
Jacob_Quinn: I'm a writer.
Alphonse: well alright then
Mordecai: 1d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Mordecai: 1d4
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Mordecai: And I am going to apply I am a Skilled Hunter as it related to shooting stuff.
Mordecai: 2d8
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Nice rolls.
Mordecai: Pulling up from behind the rock I aim down the sights of my rifle up towards the windows where the bandits are firing from, wait till I see the glint of steel and movement in the dark, and take the shot.
Mordecai: RAISE 5 6
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: I am back
Bandits: The movement you see is actually someone large flipping a long table so it covers the window
Bandits: 1d6 
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 5]
Bandits: table
Bandits: 1d10 big guy
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: That table sucks.
Bandits: gneh
Jacob_Quinn: That big guy sucks.
Paul_the_Dog: Tell him he is gay
Paul_the_Dog: attack his man hood
Paul_the_Dog: challenge him to a bench press and I will shoot him when he gets ready to lift
Mordecai: They're behind windows, I don't think I have a clear shot, and it'd be a small target ot hit anyways.
Bandits: Your shot was faster than his muscles, though
Bandits: SEE 5 3 2 1
Dogtuna: Bandits, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Jacob_Quinn: Still eating a lot of dice.
Bandits: SEE 5 3 2 1 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 11. Bandits's pool is [1, 2]
Bandits: geez
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob rolls to his feet, drawing his father's shotgun in a single practiced movement.
Jacob_Quinn: 2d8
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 5, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: 1d4
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 5, 5, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: "Think you're the only one with a quick draw?" 
Mordecai: Also I am not listening to the right music for this scene, need to fix that.
Jacob_Quinn: I pull the trigger.
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 8 5
Dogtuna: Raised 13. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 5]
Bandits: at Jack, I imagine?
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Jacob_Quinn: Y'all better finish him.
Paul_the_Dog: I'm going to murder him
Alphonse: paul is next
Paul_the_Dog: my turn then?
FlaminJack: I still gotta see, one sec
Paul_the_Dog: You won't be able to see WHEN I RIP OUT YOUR EYES
FlaminJack: Even as you stand and fire, Jack is hurling himself into the shadows
Mordecai: I'm thinking this music.
Mordecai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmQv47nvSo
FlaminJack: and your slugs raise a shower of sparks from the stone
Alphonse: i was thinking maybe something from wild arms
FlaminJack: SEE 4 9
Dogtuna: Blocked for 13. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ1a6gMjrpc
Alphonse: this mordecai
FlaminJack: By into the shadows I meant sideways, not back indoors
Alphonse: ps wild arms 3 is one of my fav games
FlaminJack: he's somewhere among the rocks by the door now
Mordecai: I have not played any of the Wild Arms games sadly.
Mordecai: I mean techncially I have never played Wild Guns either though.
FlaminJack: Okay, now it's Paul's turn I think
Alphonse: they follow the ancient rpg laws of "you'll never figure out where to go next muahahahah"
Paul_the_Dog: Ok
Paul_the_Dog: Did I see where Jack went
Alphonse: just into the rocks
FlaminJack: Where, yes
Alphonse: he's hidden among them
FlaminJack: although you can't see him precisely
Paul_the_Dog: Can I charge that from where I am at
FlaminJack: yeah
Paul_the_Dog: and shoot him?
Alphonse: through the hail of bullets
Paul_the_Dog: or slam into him
FlaminJack: a sword might actually be better here
Jacob_Quinn: Actually back in shadowy rocks is a terrible place to try and fight Paul.
Paul_the_Dog: I will stab him
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Paul_the_Dog: 2d10
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: 2d6
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: I will charge him and stab him in the face
FlaminJack: you could swing wildly and have a chance of hitting, whereas with a gun you're gambling that he's in a specific six-inch spot
Paul_the_Dog: RAISE 5 6
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4]
FlaminJack: righto
FlaminJack: 4d6
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: do you even get to use those acuity dice you previously rolled since
Alphonse: you never really shot
FlaminJack: shrug
FlaminJack: he might later
Alphonse: ehh
Alphonse: i feel like we should house rules something about needing to use an action related to the stat to be able to roll it
Mordecai: You could think of those acuity dice as dodge rolls.
Alphonse: sure
FlaminJack: anyway
FlaminJack: You feel the wind of his passing as he ducks under your slash
FlaminJack: SEE 5 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 11. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
FlaminJack: who's up next?
Alphonse: me
Paul_the_Dog: You hear a startled "OH S-" coming from where I charged
Alphonse: after the initial shock (Alphonse is a very trusting person)
FlaminJack: nah, he's too cool for that
Alphonse: he pulls out his revolver and quickly aims where he knows jack is going to roll to 
Alphonse: 1d4
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5]
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Alphonse: aand
Alphonse: i will roll only use a gun in life or death
Alphonse: 1d8
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Alphonse: 2d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Alphonse: excellent shot
Alphonse: and hell lets throw in stoic in the face of danger too
Alphonse: 1d8
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Alphonse: ANYWAYS
Alphonse: he takes the shot finally 
Paul_the_Dog: And he hits me
FlaminJack: I don't know if that last one really applied, Al
Alphonse: well
Jacob_Quinn: We're caught in crossfire.
Jacob_Quinn: In the dark.
Alphonse: he was trusting jack to speak
Jacob_Quinn: I'd say that counts.
Alphonse: and we are caught in a crossfire
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: you know what actually
Alphonse: im gunna change my action
Alphonse: Alphonse notes where jack rolled to
FlaminJack: Oh, I mean sure you could have found a way to apply it
FlaminJack: it just didn't match your description
Alphonse: and notices paul charging in to fight jack
Alphonse: after quickly ducking and looking up to see the hail of bullets from the window
Alphonse: Alphonse pulls out his revolver and takes a shot up into it
Alphonse: RAISE 1 3
Dogtuna: Raised 4. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
FlaminJack: the window is kinda blocked by the table at this point
Paul_the_Dog: Don't forget the startled "OH S-" You heard from me
FlaminJack: no shots coming out of there
Jacob_Quinn: I think Paul obliterated that table.
Jacob_Quinn: With a shotgun.
FlaminJack: paul didn't even touch the table
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: i was thinking the table was knocked over
Alphonse: since the big guy was putting it up
Alphonse: but got shot
FlaminJack: ah, I see how you got that
FlaminJack: nah, the table still made it up
Alphonse: ah
Alphonse: alright
FlaminJack: he's a big guy, he'll need more than one shot to take him down
Alphonse: maybe i should have raised with more than a 4 then
Jacob_Quinn: I don't think he can use that die again.
Jacob_Quinn: Regardless of the narrative.
Alphonse: ya im not gunna chance it
Alphonse: change*
FlaminJack: k
Alphonse: i mean i guess the low raise works for alphonse right now
Alphonse: he's still hesitant to use a gun and he is reeling from the quick shock
FlaminJack: anyway, when they realize that you're still shooting at the window, they go for the door
FlaminJack: the big guy and two other guys come charging out through the momentarily clear approach, the same way Jack went
Alphonse: do they still need to see
FlaminJack: 1d10 2d6 1d6
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6]
FlaminJack: whooops
Alphonse: oh boy
FlaminJack: wrong pool
FlaminJack: one sec here
FlaminJack: oh, I think that that only added the one 6, okay
FlaminJack: REMOVE 6
Dogtuna: gbfkhbllklbbbhb
Jacob_Quinn: PUT 1 1 2 4 5
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 2, 4, 5] to pool. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 5]
FlaminJack: PUT 1 1 3 3 3 3 3 3 5 5 6 6 6
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6] to pool. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: PUT 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4
Dogtuna: bklhbgbgbhfhkkb
FlaminJack: PUT 1 1 3 3 3 3 3 3 5 5 6 6 6
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6] to pool. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: PUT 1 1 2 4 5
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 2, 4, 5] to pool. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 5]
Alphonse: PUT 1 1 1 2 3 4 4 4 4 5 5 5
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Paul_the_Dog: PUT 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3 3 4 4 4 4
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4] to pool. Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4]
Ben_harrison: PUT 1 1 4 5
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 4, 5] to pool. Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 1, 4, 5]
Mordecai: PUT 1 2 3 4 4 5 5 6 6
Dogtuna: Added [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6] to pool. Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Bandits: PUT 1 2
Dogtuna: Added [1, 2] to pool. Bandits's pool is [1, 2]
Bandits: 1d10
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 2, 2]
Bandits: 2d6
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2]
Jacob_Quinn: Hahahahahaha.
Bandits: 1d6
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2]
Jacob_Quinn: These bandits suck
Bandits: ahhh what the hell
Mordecai: Guess it wasn't the worst thing to raise a 4 at them, wow.
Bandits: I was expecting one of them to roll a 4 or better
Alphonse: woohoo
Bandits: my description assumed they'd turn the blow
Paul_the_Dog: "Jack your bandits suck"
Mordecai: It had a reasonably good chance to do so, but wow.
Bandits: uh okay, so they do that
Alphonse: maybe the bullet repels off the back wall and hits one in the ass
Jacob_Quinn: They trip over each other on the way out the door.
Bandits: but instead of a controlled scramble, it's more of everybody throwing themselves out the door
Alphonse: these bandits are a bunch of old cartoons goofball grunts
Bandits: and just landing there
Bandits: SEE 2 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 4. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2]
Bandits: whose turn is it now?
Alphonse: someone see a 7 at them
Alphonse: its ben
Bandits: what
Alphonse: we went all the way around didnt we
Alphonse: oh no wait jack first
Alphonse: then ben
Jacob_Quinn: It's Jack then.
Bandits: the bandits first
Mordecai quit.
Alphonse: oh nooo
Bandits: that was all their see
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Jacob_Quinn: Ohhh yeah.
Alphonse: oh alright
Bandits: One guy is still inside, giving some covering fire with a rifle
Bandits: 2d8
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 8]
Bandits: 1d4
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 8]
Bandits: ahh
Bandits: there we go
Paul_the_Dog: We need to buy grenades
Alphonse: maybe tnt
Jacob_Quinn: I can make some.
Mordecai: I swear, mibbit has strange issues with things that one shouldn't want to happen happening, for some reason it kept trying to make my thing go to a different page so I had to reload.
Alphonse: not sure if like actual grenades existed at the time
Jacob_Quinn: Handheld explosives did.
Alphonse: ya i just googled it
Jacob_Quinn: They used them as far back as the early 1600s.
Alphonse: they were REALLY shitty
Ben_harrison: NOTE grenades or something
Dogtuna: Noted.
Jacob_Quinn: They were just clay containers of gunpowder.
Alphonse: http://inert-ord.net/19cent/grenat/index.html
Alphonse: this is an interesting read too
Bandits: the others all scramble to their feet and charge toward Paul to protect their boss
Bandits: that's an escalation
Bandits: 6d6
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6, 8]
Bandits: ahh, there we go
Bandits: and I suppose that Jack is what's at stake right now, so they can apply their Relationship with him too
Bandits: 1d8
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6, 8]
Mordecai: Oh snap.
Alphonse: "this is a "defensive" grenade type; one needs to be in a protected position in order to use it safely. "
Bandits: RAISE 3 6
Dogtuna: Raised 9. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 8]
Bandits: vs Paul
Bandits: Paul_the_dog
Paul_the_Dog: i AM DEBATING
Paul_the_Dog: what to use
Paul_the_Dog: go away caps
Paul_the_Dog: SEE 4 4 1
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Alphonse: get used to aknowledging that you saw the raise
Alphonse: thats physical so fallout 6?
Paul_the_Dog: What is my fallout
Bandits: they're using just their fists, so 6
Paul_the_Dog: Can I turn the blow?
Ben_harrison: did you type Paul_the_Dogs name all the way out?
Alphonse: thats seeing with one dice
Ben_harrison: just p tab
Alphonse: you did not see with one dice
Alphonse: you saaw with 3
Paul_the_Dog: SEE 4 4 1 FALLOUT 6
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 9. Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4]
Bandits: And now it's Jack's turn, isn't it
Bandits: lessee
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Bandits: While the bandits are pummeling Paul, Jack appears to have slipped out of the brawl
Bandits: because Alphonse hears a voice behind him
Bandits: "Say, you're not bad at all with that thing."
Bandits: and as he turns to look, a muzzle flashes
Alphonse: *matrix dodge*
Bandits: Jack's applying his trait Friendly with a Gun
Bandits: 1d8
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6, 8]
Alphonse: dang
Bandits: shit, wrong pool again
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: ahaah
Bandits: keeping that roll though
Mordecai: Maybe you should have this open in multiple tabs so you don't have to switch names, just tabs?  Though that could be problematic as well, unless you can change the names on the tabs.
Mordecai: Nope.
Bandits: um, lessee how to get this 8 out of the pool without crashing Dogtuna
Alphonse: you can i think
Alphonse: oh
Bandits: I probably can do that, yeah
Alphonse: raise an 8
Bandits: first though
Alphonse: ill put 4 4
Mordecai: Well, there might be and I'm just not seeing it.
Alphonse: and see against it
Bandits: SEE 8 1
Dogtuna: Blocked for 9. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6]
Bandits: PUT 1
Dogtuna: Added [1] to pool. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6]
Bandits: there
Alphonse: aah
Alphonse: alright then
Alphonse: so whats he raising?
Mordecai: But I think the website itself determines what it says in the tab.
FlaminJack: PUT 8
Dogtuna: Added [8] to pool. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 8]
FlaminJack: RAISE 6 5
Dogtuna: Raised 11. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 6, 6, 8]
Alphonse: hmmm
Mordecai: Oh dear.
Alphonse: I will add my trait defensive hand to hand fighter
Alphonse: 1d8
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Alphonse: dang
Alphonse: would have loved a 6
Mordecai: The problem with getting so close with a gun, too bad the roll didn't work out.
Alphonse: and though he tries to knock away the barrel
Alphonse: the bullet grazes him slightly
Alphonse: SEE 5 5 1
Dogtuna: Alphonse, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Alphonse: SEE 5 5 1 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 11. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5]
Mordecai: That's not going to be healthy.
Alphonse: yar
Mordecai: Also I don't think that is a graze, more like a blast along the side of your head, that would make more sense considering the fallout.
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Alphonse: ayyy
FlaminJack: yay it works
Mordecai: Hopefully that will help you keep them separate easier then.
FlaminJack: hopefully
FlaminJack: Who's up now? Ben?
Alphonse: ya
Ben_harrison: yo
Ben_harrison: so can i just shoot atthe Bandits again 
Alphonse: they are beating up paul
Paul_the_Dog: I'm going to decapitate them next round
Jacob_Quinn: They're about to get swroded.
Jacob_Quinn: sworded*
Ben_harrison: but im more aimed at them than FlaminJack
FlaminJack: and don't forget to narrate some if you want to invoke any traits
FlaminJack: aim at whoever you want
Alphonse: i say take a shot at them
FlaminJack: there's still the one guy still inside the cave
Alphonse: they are distracted pummeling paul
Alphonse: oh ya take a shot at that dude
Alphonse: fuck that dude
Ben_harrison: okay
FlaminJack: shooting around the doorframe with a rifle
Ben_harrison: i keep my aim at the cave
Alphonse: and?
Ben_harrison: RAISE 4 5
Dogtuna: Raised 9. Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 1]
Alphonse: o ok
Alphonse: oh man bens almost out of the encounter
Jacob_Quinn: I'm sure he's got some traits.
Mordecai: Unless he brings in more traits or starts punching people.
Alphonse: that was the most boring narrative ever tho
FlaminJack: yeah, you really gotta RP more if you want to be effective Ben
Ben_harrison: ok
FlaminJack: pretend these guys are Captain Anders and do something creatively nasty
Alphonse: well for now hiding behind the rock and taking a shot at the dude in the doorway works
FlaminJack: fair enough
Ben_harrison: i feel really good about the last shot having been so effective
FlaminJack: I guess you don't have to worry about that until the enemies' turns
FlaminJack: oh right, I gotta see that
Alphonse: the bandits have to see a 9 
Bandits: or rather, I do
Alphonse: that messed with me for a second
Ben_harrison: 5d10
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 6, 8]
Paul_the_Dog: gasp
Paul_the_Dog: G A S P
Alphonse: wait what
Alphonse: whered the 5d10 come from
Ben_harrison: self esteem
Alphonse: you have a 5d10 trait
Alphonse: in self esteem
Alphonse: 5d10
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: ben is the one confident person
Alphonse: OOP
Alphonse: S
Paul_the_Dog: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bandits: shit's sake guys
Mordecai: Sheesh.
Alphonse: 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5
Alphonse: that was my pool before hand
Bandits: you'll have to see with those extra dice two at a time to clear those out
Alphonse: i rolled a 1 a 3 a 4 4 and 6
Alphonse: SEE 1 2 
Dogtuna: That was not enough to see a raise of 9, Alphonse.
Jacob_Quinn: Just relog and PUT.
Alphonse: vrjeignrwg
Alphonse: okay
Alphonse quit.
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guacamole: hey guys im guacamole
Bandits: or end and just PUT your old hand back into your pool
Bandits: sup guac
guacamole: PUT 1 1 2 3 4 4 4 4 4 5
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5] to pool. guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5]
guacamole: oh ya i had a fallout 10
guacamole: SEE 1 1 2 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: That was not enough to see a raise of 9, guacamole.
guacamole: fuck off dotuna
guacamole: SEE 5 4 4 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 13. guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4]
guacamole: PUT 5 4 4
Dogtuna: Added [5, 4, 4] to pool. guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5]
guacamole: okay
Bandits: NOTE add command to take fallout dice directly
Dogtuna: Noted.
Ben_harrison: [16:03] <Ben_harrison> well i learned that i look just fine ;)
Ben_harrison: [16:03] <Dong_Lover70> thats true
Ben_harrison: [16:03] <Dong_Lover70> ben gets 5d10 self esteem
Ben_harrison: [16:03] <Ben_harrison> woo
guacamole: I WAS JOING
guacamole: JOKING
Ben_harrison: whattup
guacamole: oh my gosh
Paul_the_Dog: NOTE Jack is like super gay
Dogtuna: Noted.
guacamole: you dont actually get 5d10 self esteem
Ben_harrison: hush
Paul_the_Dog: So waffle
Bandits: The guy in the cave ducks back inside, and Ben's shots thunk into the woodwork
Paul_the_Dog: your skype name is
guacamole: remove those dice you rolled
Bandits: SEE 4 5
Dogtuna: Blocked for 9. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 6, 6]
Ben_harrison: i can have all the self esteem i want
Ben_harrison: i am confident in my self esteem
guacamole: ben gets 100d12 confidence
Bandits: Ben I will kick you
Bandits: not from the irc, I mean I will come to your house and kick you in the stomach
Paul_the_Dog: I could kick him from the irc IF IT RECOGNIZED MY FREAKING NICK
Ben_harrison: ahahah
Bandits: op handofevil
Bandits: oops
Bandits: probably won't stay registered though...
guacamole: its jacob's turn right?
Bandits: I think so
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Jacob_Quinn: I was waiting for the dice thing to get sorted out.
guacamole: alright
guacamole: its all sorted
Jacob_Quinn: I remember my very first lessons shooting at ducks with my dad.
Jacob_Quinn: 2d8
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 5, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: As soon as I see Jack fire at Alphonse, I fire in response.
Jacob_Quinn: SEE 8 5
Dogtuna: Blocked for 13. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 5]
Bandits: as long as you stay named guacamole, guacamole
Jacob_Quinn: Shit.
Jacob_Quinn: That was supposed to be a raise.
guacamole: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: PUT 8 5
Dogtuna: Added [8, 5] to pool. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 5, 8]
guacamole: WE SUCK
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 8 5
Dogtuna: Raised 13. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: At Jack.
FlaminJack: right
FlaminJack: but alas, he's already faded back into the shadows, leaving only the faint smell of woodsmoke behind
FlaminJack: SEE 8 5
Dogtuna: Blocked for 13. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: "Guys Flamin' Jack smells great."
Mordecai: Good to know.
Ben_harrison: what kind of wood
guacamole: wood wood
FlaminJack: hardwood
FlaminJack: next up is... Mordecai?
guacamole: ya
Mordecai: Alright.
Mordecai: So bandits are punching Paul, Flamin Jack is being a cowboy ninja with a gun, Alphonse isn't feeling too well, Ben is confident, and Jacob just missed Jack.
guacamole: yup
guacamole: alphonse took a bullet
Mordecai: I think it is about time we bring Barton in on this.
FlaminJack: oh boy
Mordecai: 2d8
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6]
guacamole: no
guacamole: good boy
guacamole: not oh boy
guacamole: bartons a good boy
FlaminJack: who's a good boy?
guacamole: WHOSE A GOOD BOY
FlaminJack: my a good boy
Paul_the_Dog: WHOSE A GOOD OW
Mordecai: And because it is a good time to bring him in on this, I'm going to toss in my I have learned to wait for the proper time thing cause I really wanted a higher roll.
Mordecai: 2d10
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 8]
Mordecai: There we go, much better.
FlaminJack: I guess you can almost just use that trait any time after the first round
Mordecai: Mordecai lets out a long whistle sending Barton into action, who charges through the dark following the hardwood smokey smell of Flamin Jack before coming down upon him.
guacamole: maybe we should nerf it
Mordecai: RAISE 8 6
Dogtuna: Raised 14. Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6]
guacamole: actually
Mordecai: I feel it is still a timing thing, it is a bit broad, yeah.
guacamole: i think it is nerfed enough
guacamole: its waiting for the proper time
FlaminJack: well, in this case that was a very good use of the trait
guacamole: if he uses it in a way that is the proper time
guacamole: ya
guacamole: likebarton hunting wood
guacamole: carry on
FlaminJack: yeah
Mordecai: It is for times when contextually it is an awesome moment for something awesome.
Mordecai: That's why it is a d10 after all.
FlaminJack: aye
guacamole: barton begins aggressively humping flaminjack's leg
guacamole: a 14 raise for leg hump
Mordecai: In theory it is abuseable, but theatrics demand a good show.
FlaminJack: damn, there are no good sees for me are there
guacamole: you cannot avoid the leg hump
Mordecai: That's why I really wanted that 8.
FlaminJack: yeah...
Mordecai: Barton is a good boy.
FlaminJack: I could 6 6 1 1, but that would be leaving me with very few options afterwards
guacamole: take some more fallout?
FlaminJack: yeah, I guess I'll have to use a lot of dice here
guacamole: barton humps so hard he breaks jack's leg
Mordecai: Barton is a very good boy.
FlaminJack: trying to decide whether to use up four 3s, two 3s, or five 3s
guacamole: id say 4
Mordecai: Jack does have an awful lot of 3s.
guacamole: his alternate name is ol' 3rd testicle
Mordecai: And he also has a 3rd nipple.
guacamole: and a 3rd ear
Mordecai: And the third gun he owned was plated with fools gold.
Paul_the_Dog: I'm waiting to sword the bandits
Paul_the_Dog: and fail
FlaminJack: Jack is completely bowled over by the dog out of nowhere
FlaminJack: fallout 6 or 8 do you think?
guacamole: id say 8
guacamole: its physical
Jacob_Quinn: I assume it's biting
guacamole: but a very large dog
Jacob_Quinn: So probably 8.
Mordecai: 6 is fists, 8 is weapons, the dog is a very large hunting dog yeah.
FlaminJack: yeah, I guess it's physical with more than just fists
FlaminJack: SEE 3 3 3 3 1 1 FALLOUT 8
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 14. FlaminJack's pool is [3, 3, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Irish Wolf Hound mutt.
guacamole: alrght whose next
FlaminJack: ouch
guacamole: paul
Mordecai: Well that shrunk his pool quite a bit.
Paul_the_Dog: I don't think I ever rolled my body
guacamole: it is time for paul to cut shit
guacamole: you did
guacamole: i rememebr
Mordecai: I was hoping to pull at least one of those 6s but I can live with that outcome.
FlaminJack: pretty sure you did, yeah
Paul_the_Dog: If I throw my dog coat at someone as a distraction can I use my coat
guacamole: uh
guacamole: you are wearing the coat
Paul_the_Dog: Yes
guacamole: itd take some time to get it off and in a fight i wouldnt say thats possible
Mordecai: You could pull the slip out from under your coat trick, that makes more sense.
guacamole: besides they are pummeling you
Paul_the_Dog: Oh well
Mordecai: I forget what movie I saw that trick in.
Paul_the_Dog: I cut the bandit's heads off
Paul_the_Dog: RAISE 4 4
Dogtuna: Raised 8. Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3]
guacamole: wrong tab ig!
guacamole: NOOOO
guacamole: okay
guacamole: he switched in time
Mordecai: Also this song is sounding really appropriate right now.
guacamole: OR NOT
FlaminJack: haha, good catch
Mordecai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg-yC0xcI9s
Bandits: right
Paul_the_Dog: What are you talking about waffle
guacamole: there he is
guacamole: hell yes
Paul_the_Dog: What tab
guacamole: i love red dead redemption
guacamole: i'm probably going to replay it once school ends
Mordecai: Again a game I've never played sadly, music is great though.
Paul_the_Dog: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR SECRET SKYPE GROUP WAFFLE
Paul_the_Dog: I'M ON TO YOU
Bandits: well, you try to chop some heads off, but it's pretty hard when you've got three guys grabbing you
Bandits: SEE 4 4
Dogtuna: Blocked for 8. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 6, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: Yes I know
Bandits: the arm just don't swing
Paul_the_Dog swings his arms
Paul_the_Dog whips his hair back and forth
guacamole: like a pinwheel
guacamole: okay so im next
Paul_the_Dog no clips
Bandits: aye
guacamole: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
guacamole: how close is barton on top of jack
Mordecai: That's a good question.
guacamole: how far would you say mordecai
guacamole: you own barton
guacamole: i say you get to dm this questio
guacamole: question
Mordecai: Well, Ig did say bowled over, hunting dog...
Paul_the_Dog restarts at checkpoint
Bandits: yeah, he's being mauled right now
guacamole: so maybe like 10 meters
guacamole: actually thts kinda far
guacamole: maybe 5
Bandits: not too far, in any case
Mordecai: I mean, he could be straight up going for him, he could be going after his legs but if he bowled him over he's probably right on top of him.
guacamole: so admiral guacamole admirably joins the dog in beating up flamin jack
guacamole: in this case by simply running over and kicking him in the head repeatedly
guacamole: 4d6 body
Dogtuna: guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6]
guacamole: oh boy
Mordecai: Oh snap.
guacamole: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Raised 12. guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5]
guacamole: guacamole is very good at kicking foo's in the head
Paul_the_Dog: "YOU JERKS"
guacamole: wrong tab ig
Paul_the_Dog: I vow vengence upon guacamole forever
FlaminJack: thank you for watching out for me senpai
guacamole: *petals flutter around my head*
Mordecai: I'll be on my way to rescue you soon, that last turn was Barton stealing the show.
guacamole: i imagine 3 guys holding paul's arms down
FlaminJack: Between kicks, you see Jack
guacamole: and another guy just punching him in the gut repeatadly
FlaminJack: 's eyes, still blazing in defiance
Mordecai: Oh dear.
guacamole: as im kicking him in the head
Paul_the_Dog: If it was one less I would be ripping their heads off right now
guacamole: and a dog is mauling him
FlaminJack: 2d8 smoldering
Dogtuna: FlaminJack's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6]
Ben_harrison: :'(
FlaminJack: more 3s?!
guacamole: he got 2 3's
guacamole: amazing
Mordecai: He got a 1 and a 3 actually.
FlaminJack: SEE 6 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 12. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3]
Paul_the_Dog: (I should kick the bandits in the face)
guacamole: but he raises his arm to block the kicks it seems
FlaminJack: no, I used up the 1s earlier
Mordecai: Yar I know, and now you have a new one.
FlaminJack: oh right
FlaminJack: that was an interesting mental bellyflop on my part
FlaminJack: Is it the bandits' turn now?
guacamole: yes
Bandits: all right
Paul_the_Dog: Thanks for killing them before their next turn guys
guacamole: you're welcome
Ben_harrison: np
Mordecai: Glad to help.
guacamole: jack's head screamed to be kicked repeatadly
guacamole: edly
Bandits: The big guy keeps holding onto Paul, but the other two break away to tackle Alphonse and Ben, respectively
Bandits: RAISE 2 6
Dogtuna: Raised 8. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 6]
guacamole: SEE 4 4
Dogtuna: Blocked for 8. guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5]
Paul_the_Dog: (So is there still a guy pummeling me)
guacamole: I hop backwards just out of the way of the man's tackle
guacamole: and let him land on jack's face
guacamole: yes paul'
Bandits: just one now, Paul
Paul_the_Dog: I am going to rip his face off
guacamole: benny boy
guacamole: ur bein attaked
Paul_the_Dog: and bathe him in accide
Paul_the_Dog: acid*
guacamole: how did you
Paul_the_Dog: don't question me
Ben_harrison: do i add physical now?
guacamole: err
Jacob_Quinn: Probably.
Bandits: yes
guacamole: if you're raising to see i suppose
Jacob_Quinn: Seeing as you're being attacked.
Mordecai: Do you still have the dice from that self confidence roll?
Bandits: escalating to see
Bandits: oh yeah, get rid of those Bn
guacamole: the self confidence roll was false
Ben_harrison: i see the guy coming for me and duck like guacamole
Ben_harrison: hang on
Ben_harrison quit.
Ben_harrison joined #pwot_dnd.
Bandits: that probably won't help
guacamole: his dice before were 1, 2
guacamole: in case you forgot
Bandits: just END and then add the 1 and 2
Ben_harrison: END
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool has been cleared.
Bandits: er, PUT the 1 and 2
Ben_harrison: PUT 1 2
Dogtuna: Added [1, 2] to pool. Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 2]
guacamole: and now roll your body
Ben_harrison: whats physical
Bandits: body
guacamole: body
guacamole: FUCKING BEAT YOU IG
guacamole: FUCKING FASTER
Ben_harrison: 5d6
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 6, 6]
guacamole: oh shit
Bandits: roll that body roll that body make sure that you hurt somebody
Mordecai: He's a big dude.
Ben_harrison: "COME AT ME"
guacamole: high kicks high kicks watch out for my body rolls
guacamole: he needs to see 8
guacamole: i think
guacamole: ya ben see 8
Bandits: yep
Mordecai: And Paul does as well I think?  Or does he not?
guacamole: not him
guacamole: wait actually
guacamole: if one guy stayed to attack him
Bandits: nah, don't worry paul
guacamole: alright
Ben_harrison: SEE 6 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 8. Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 6]
Mordecai: alrighty.
guacamole: so ben just needs to see
guacamole: and there we go
guacamole: now its jack's turn
Bandits: Ah, jack jack
guacamole: jck attack
guacamole: comin back for another round
Jacob_Quinn: They tackled Ben and Alphonse.
FlaminJack: Jack shoves the dog off of him at Alphonse and staggers to his feet
guacamole: jacob you're pretty far behind
Jacob_Quinn: I've only used one trai
Jacob_Quinn: t
guacamole: i am covered by dog
Jacob_Quinn: And no relationships.
FlaminJack: RAISE 3 3
Dogtuna: Raised 6. FlaminJack's pool is [1, 3]
Jacob_Quinn: And I have another gun.
guacamole: wait did he raise 
guacamole: the dog at me
guacamole: improvised weapons to the extreme
Mordecai: SEE 6
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 6! Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5]
guacamole: SEE 6
Dogtuna: You can't See with dice that aren't in your pool, guacamole.
guacamole: ??
guacamole: i have a 6 though
guacamole: huh
guacamole: guess not
guacamole: SEE 4 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 6. guacamole's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5]
guacamole: not sure if you needed to see mordecai
Mordecai: I was seeing for Barton.
FlaminJack: well, his dog does I suppose
FlaminJack: in any case, it's not like he loses anything from that see
Paul_the_Dog: If you hover over guacamole you will se see that his comments currently take up about 80% of the screen
Mordecai: Barton is very important.
guacamole: ya
Jacob_Quinn: That is kind of a grey area.
Jacob_Quinn: The dog does have individual agency
guacamole: i make sure the game moves at a sort of not horribly slow pace
guacamole: by hurrying it along
Paul_the_Dog: good job guacamole
Paul_the_Dog: I still hate you
guacamole: since its been 2 and a half hours since we started this encoutner
Paul_the_Dog: my vow demands it
FlaminJack: in any case, who is up now? Ben?
FlaminJack: Ben.
guacamole: ya
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway, Ben is up.
Ben_harrison: i use all the experience of digging cat-holes to dig my foot in this guys back
Paul_the_Dog: I have to leave shortly
Mordecai: And it makes sense to me contextually, cause if Barton/me sees with a 6 then that makes sense for following up with the dog charging into him again.
Ben_harrison: can i do that
Ben_harrison: and use the dig trait
FlaminJack: uhh
guacamole: you have weird traits
guacamole: oddly specific ones
guacamole: but no
guacamole: cause you dont use your foot to dig
guacamole: you use a shovel
Ben_harrison: yeah you do
Paul_the_Dog: not if you're a dog
guacamole: or your hands
FlaminJack: I think it'd work I guess
Ben_harrison: ever dug a hole
Mordecai: or a spade, you can push down on a spade with your foot.
guacamole: not in the rocky terrain of ohio
Paul_the_Dog: waffle has never dug a hole
Ben_harrison: you slam your foot on the spade
Mordecai: But still seems weird.
guacamole: that is true
Ben_harrison: aid
guacamole: im iffy on this
Ben_harrison: said
Paul_the_Dog: I dug holes with my foot
guacamole: ill allow ig to decide
Paul_the_Dog: all the time
FlaminJack: if your skill is digging and you want to dig your foot into a guy's back, that's digging too
Paul_the_Dog: and I live closest to utah
Paul_the_Dog: so I win
guacamole: alright then
FlaminJack: so go ahead ben
Ben_harrison: 1d4
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 6]
Ben_harrison: RAISE 4 6
Dogtuna: Raised 10. Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3]
FlaminJack: this game isn't as focused on wordplay as Nobilis, but I'd say it's still okay
Ben_harrison: woo
FlaminJack: like, I gave Flamin' Jack the trait "Friendly with a gun"
FlaminJack: to represent that he is both a gunman who is friendly, and he is pretty good at shooting people
guacamole: makes sense
FlaminJack: anyway
Mordecai: Which can be taken as good with a gun, but also acts friendly and has a gun, fun fun.
FlaminJack: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: So Ben is kicking the shit out of the bandits.
FlaminJack: the guy grunts in pain and goes limp. Man, you kicked him right in the spine
guacamole: nah its jack
guacamole: oh it is the bandits
Jacob_Quinn: Or Jack.
Ben_harrison: SUCK IT
Bandits: SEE 6 2 2
Dogtuna: Bandits, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
guacamole: wait
guacamole: i just noticed
guacamole: ben never see'd
Bandits: SEE 6 2 2 FALLOUT 6
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 10. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1]
Bandits: oh
Ben_harrison: did yoo
Ben_harrison: too
Mordecai: No he did.
guacamole: YUP NEVER MIND
guacamole: i got copletely lost in this video
guacamole: and lost track of time
guacamole: so its
guacamole: uhhh
guacamole: jacob's turn
Jacob_Quinn: I look at my friends, bravely fighting against these bandits.
Paul_the_Dog: I want to kill the guy
Paul_the_Dog: let me kill him
Paul_the_Dog: please let me kill him
Jacob_Quinn: I have never been more sure of my role as a wall between the good people of the faith and evil men like this.
Paul_the_Dog: kill jack instead
Mordecai: I have a fun thing for dealing with Jack.
Jacob_Quinn: 2d10
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 5, 6]
Mordecai: And I already reversed the blow at Jack, so yar.
Jacob_Quinn: I open fire on the bandits attacking Paul.
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 2 2
Dogtuna: Raised 4. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 4, 5, 6]
Paul_the_Dog: noooooooooooooooo
Jacob_Quinn: I thought you wanted jack?
Jacob_Quinn: I have to attack somebody!
Paul_the_Dog: attack jack
guacamole: he meant the dudes who were attacking him
Paul_the_Dog: I want to kill the guy who's pummeling me
Mordecai: I want Jack, he wants the bandits.
Jacob_Quinn: Oh.
Jacob_Quinn: Well Jack shot at me
Jacob_Quinn: So I'd rather attack him.
Bandits: okay
Jacob_Quinn: Can I change my rasie?
guacamole: ya if you PUT 2 2
Jacob_Quinn: PUT 2 2
Dogtuna: Added [2, 2] to pool. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 5, 6]
FlaminJack: sure, put the 2 and 2 back in
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 6 5
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 4]
guacamole: now go forth and sshoot at jack
FlaminJack: that was overkill
guacamole: who cares
guacamole: fuck jack
guacamole: fuck the dead body
Jacob_Quinn: It's a really great gun.
Jacob_Quinn: And he shot at me.
Jacob_Quinn: I let him talk.
Jacob_Quinn: And he shot at me.
Jacob_Quinn: "You're a real dick, Jack."
Jacob_Quinn: LIGHTS OUT.
FlaminJack: Jack staggers to his feet, only to find himself staring down your barrel
FlaminJack: and then you say that
guacamole: such drama
guacamole: much
guacamole: guacamole
Jacob_Quinn: His head is just gone.
FlaminJack: and then he dies
Jacob_Quinn: It's a shotgun, too.
Jacob_Quinn: So his head is legit ripped off his body.
guacamole: finish off the bandits delf
Ben_harrison: rip FlaminJack
FlaminJack: that handsome head of his is no more
Mordecai: Oh man, and I just thought of a really good line for killing someone too.
Jacob_Quinn: "May the King of Life grant you mercy in the next life. You'll find no more here."
FlaminJack: and he was very handsome
Ben_harrison: :(
Paul_the_Dog: OK
Mordecai: I was thinking "And in the name of the King of Life, I now take yours."
Jacob_Quinn: well now he's DEAD.
Paul_the_Dog: I kick the bandit off me
Paul_the_Dog: Look at him for a second
Paul_the_Dog: and the last thing he sees
FlaminJack: you should have saved those, there'll be more people to kill in the future
Paul_the_Dog: is the flash of my sword
Paul_the_Dog: as I cut his head off
FlaminJack: indeed it is
Jacob_Quinn: I was thinking I might say it to everyone I kill.
Paul_the_Dog: RAISE 3 2
Dogtuna: Raised 5. Paul_the_Dog's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3]
Mordecai: Mine is saved, I was just sharing it, I just put the quotes around it to denote it from the rest of the sentence, yar.
Bandits: END
Dogtuna: Bandits received fallout: [2, 3, 3].
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool has been cleared.
Ben_harrison: mine was "SUCK IT"
guacamole: END
Dogtuna: guacamole received fallout: [1, 4, 7].
Dogtuna: guacamole's pool has been cleared.
guacamole: YOOOOOO
guacamole: i love 1's
Jacob_Quinn: END
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool has been cleared.
guacamole: ouch though
guacamole: 11 total
Jacob_Quinn: No fallout.
Ben_harrison: END
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool has been cleared.
Mordecai: END
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool has been cleared.
Bandits: also, the bandits took 9 more dice of level 10 fallout
Jacob_Quinn: That's how Jacob rolls.
Jacob_Quinn: Literally, those action rolls saved the da.
Bandits: PUT 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1] to pool. Bandits's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1]
Jacob_Quinn: y
Bandits: SEE 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
Dogtuna: Bandits, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Bandits: SEE 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 9. Bandits's pool is []
Bandits: END
Dogtuna: Bandits received fallout: [3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7, 9, 9, 10].
Dogtuna: Bandits's pool has been cleared.
guacamole: 19
guacamole: ALMOST instant death
Bandits: and they are all dead too
Mordecai: Plus if I hadn't seen that thing with Barton, I'll be honest I wouldn't have seen a single thing during that whole fight I think.
Bandits: except I guess the guy in the house
Bandits: he's still alive
Jacob_Quinn: Well, we can't have that.
Paul_the_Dog: but he is almost dead
Paul_the_Dog: right?
Mordecai: I don't think he is going to do much considering literally everyone else he had worked with and had followed just died.
Jacob_Quinn: He sinned.
Bandits: I don't think he actually got hit at all
Jacob_Quinn: We cleanse the wound.
Mordecai: We can bring him in to face the law or the town.
Ben_harrison: town
guacamole: actually
Paul_the_Dog: I walk into the house, cleaning my blade anime style by slicing it through the air really fast
Paul_the_Dog: it doesn't work
Alphonse: Alphonse is pissed at these guys
Alphonse: and wants to line you guys up
Paul_the_Dog: I sigh and clean it with a cloth
Alphonse: to watch him execute this guy
Ben_harrison: pee on him
Bandits: guys, don't forget to END if you haven't yet
Alphonse: it'll be like a fun little performance
Paul_the_Dog: END
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog received fallout: [1, 2, 6].
Dogtuna: Paul_the_Dog's pool has been cleared.
Bandits: also, check if you took fallout earlier
Bandits: before Fortuna crashed
Alphonse: Alphonse walks in and drags the dude out onto the lawn
Ben_harrison: nope
Alphonse: the ledge
Alphonse: he's like right on the edge of the ledge
Bandits: Okay
Alphonse: "Do you repent?"
Alphonse: "Do you submit to the king of life's judgment?"
Bandits: The dude is an older guy, looks like he's been in this business for a long time
Paul_the_Dog: I stare at him as I clean my blade
Mordecai: I see to Barton and make sure to let him know he did a good job.
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob casually checks his shotgun.
Mordecai: And that he was a very good boy.
Jacob_Quinn: For dust and whatnot.
Jacob_Quinn: It is a very intimidating weapon.
Bandits: when you grabbed him, he was by the body of a much younger guy, a teenager really, trying in vain to staunch his bleeding
Jacob_Quinn: Covered in angels and swords and horses and such.
Bandits: anyway, so you dragged him out
Alphonse: hm
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: he's standing on the ledge
Alphonse: his back to it and ims tanding right up
Alphonse: to him
Paul_the_Dog: I whisper to alphonse
Bandits: "Yes! Yes I repent! Whatever you want I'll do it!"
Paul_the_Dog: "I want to do this."
Alphonse: I push paul away
Paul_the_Dog: I grunt
Alphonse: "So you understand, the dozens, maybe hundreds of cruel painful deaths you have caused?"
Ben_harrison stops bleeding so we can talk to young guy
Bandits: "Hundreds...? I've killed, uh, two—no, three guys...
Alphonse: this is old guy not young guy
Bandits: The young guy is already dead
Ben_harrison: oh
Ben_harrison: then i spit on him i guess
Alphonse: "By banditing you have done more damage than simply killing people, burning down houses and destroying livelihoods, spreading terror throughout the lands"
Alphonse: ya go ahead and do that
Jacob_Quinn: "How many have gone hungry because of you."
Jacob_Quinn: "How many have lost their homes because of you?"
Alphonse: I point my thumb back and jacob
Alphonse: "You're despicable"
Alphonse: "but the king of life is forgiving"
Alphonse: "do you understand your sins
Alphonse: "
Bandits: "I—I don't know? Please, I repent" I submit!"
Alphonse: "Then you are free to go" Alphonse backs up
Bandits: "Yes! Yes I understand!"
Alphonse: "TO HELL"
Alphonse: AND KICKS HIM OFF
Ben_harrison: :O
Bandits: "aaaaaaa"
Jacob_Quinn: GUITARS SHRED FROM THE HEAVENS.
Jacob_Quinn: Hahahahahaha.
Paul_the_Dog: OH COME ON I WANTED TO DO IT
Alphonse: not a very enthusiastic scream
Mordecai: (insert willhelm scream here)
Bandits: he wasn't very urprised
Mordecai: That better?
Paul_the_Dog: (I kick Alphonse off the cliff as payment)
Alphonse: he just goes "aaaah"
Alphonse: "oh noooo"
Jacob_Quinn: "daaarn."
Paul_the_Dog: A better t hing to do would've been to type /kick bandits off the cliff
Igfig: "oh weeeeeell"
Ben_harrison: now pee on him
Alphonse: i dont have the authority t kick
Igfig: "thaaaaats the way the cookie crumbles"
Mordecai: "Oooooooooooooh bother."
Jacob_Quinn: "que sera seraaaah"
Mordecai: Or actualy "Oooh booooooother."  Makes more sense.
Paul_the_Dog: "what can you dooooooooooooo"
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway, do they have any cool shit?
Mordecai: "Mmm, watcha saaaaaaay."
Alphonse: lets give paul jack's pistol
Alphonse: since he needs one anyways
Igfig: Around back a ways you find their horses tethered up in a box canyon sort of thing
Igfig: Jack's pistol is nothing special
Ben_harrison: woo
Paul_the_Dog: meh
Alphonse: yeah but paul needs a pistol regardless
Igfig: They actually don't seem to have all that much
Jacob_Quinn: I'll make him one.
Alphonse: can you mod jack's?
Jacob_Quinn: I can make him an excellent one.
Paul_the_Dog: can we teabag jack's body
Alphonse: itd be easier what with already having the pieces
Alphonse: instead of buying parts all across towns and stuff
Igfig: some food, some cards, a bit of cash
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah, but I don't trust anyone else's work.
Alphonse: alright then
Alphonse: I pocket the pistol myself then
Jacob_Quinn: I think I could trouble the people of green Creek for one pistol's worth of parts.
Alphonse: and the cash
Paul_the_Dog: oy
Jacob_Quinn: After this.
Alphonse: because im the best at counting and math
Paul_the_Dog: OY
Paul_the_Dog: OOOOOOOOOOOOOY\
Alphonse: its the party's cash
Jacob_Quinn: WHAt.
Igfig: oh yeah, they all had guns of course
Paul_the_Dog: I'm talking about the pistol
Alphonse: oh
Jacob_Quinn: I'm gonna make you one.
Jacob_Quinn: A good one.
Alphonse: so you want the pistol?
Paul_the_Dog: Ok nevermind
Paul_the_Dog: continue
Alphonse: he can use this one for now
Paul_the_Dog: or not
Alphonse: or we could just give these weapons to the towns people
Paul_the_Dog: I will take it
Alphonse: so they dont have to worry about bandits
Paul_the_Dog: Pfft
Alphonse: we have like 5 guns here delf
Jacob_Quinn: That would be the sensible thing I think.
Paul_the_Dog: towns people schowns people
Alphonse: you can take one
Alphonse: i hand paul jack's gun
Mordecai: Just don't give Constance one, she has more then enough gun as is.
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway, we grab the guns and money.
Ben_harrison: should bring the horses down
Alphonse: ill give uhh
Ben_harrison: they were probs stolen
Alphonse: that boy
Jacob_Quinn: How did they even get their horses up here?
Alphonse: whats his face
Jacob_Quinn: Sam.
Paul_the_Dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU
Alphonse: theres a path
Igfig: the steps were wide and shallow enough
Alphonse: they were just guarding the path
Paul_the_Dog: Music currently
Alphonse: so lets take those back to the towns folks
Alphonse: a horse is good for a farm
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: alright who votes warp unless they have something else to do here
Igfig: so you pack up your stuff... are you doing anything with the bodies?
Jacob_Quinn: I say we just take the stolen stuff back.
Paul_the_Dog: tea bag
Alphonse: lets throw them down the ledge with the other dude
Jacob_Quinn: A cairn maybe?
Ben_harrison: throw them 
Paul_the_Dog: pee on them
Igfig: okay, you tea bag the bodies
Alphonse: ben also votes throw them off 
Jacob_Quinn: We're gun priests, not Halo players.
Mordecai: We could bring them all into the cave.
Paul_the_Dog: how does the tea taste?
Igfig: and throw them off the cliff into a big pile
Alphonse: thatd make them rot and stink the place up
Mordecai: Bury them in their self-made tomb.
Alphonse: alright now ben
Ben_harrison: pee on the pile
Alphonse: light them ablaze
Alphonse: use that fire making skill of yours
Ben_harrison: okay that to
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah let's just put them in the cave and wall up the entrance.
Igfig: a big pile, as it is written in the book of life
Ben_harrison: flaming pile of piss
Alphonse: too late they are in a pile down the cliff
Mordecai: Burning them would also be very fitting though.
Alphonse: ben will light them up, and we will be on our way
Paul_the_Dog: Nah. Just let them rot
Mordecai: I like the burning them idea.
Mordecai: It is thematically fitting.
Jacob_Quinn: We should do something.
Paul_the_Dog: It will scare people away from this demon infested place
Jacob_Quinn: We're religious men.
Alphonse: burn them ben burn them
Ben_harrison: we should bring jack to sam as a wedding present
Alphonse: burn burn burn burn burn
Jacob_Quinn: We would be respectful of the dead.
Alphonse: oh man
Paul_the_Dog: hahahahaha
Alphonse: thats a great idea
Paul_the_Dog: AHAHAHAHAA
Jacob_Quinn: He has no head.
Alphonse: bring him just the head
Paul_the_Dog: He has one head
Jacob_Quinn: That handsome face is gone.
Alphonse: oh wait it got exploded
Jacob_Quinn: No it was literally obliterated.
Paul_the_Dog: tee hee
Alphonse: damn
Jacob_Quinn: By my gun.
Alphonse: DANG
Paul_the_Dog: HE STILL HAS A HEAD
Alphonse: :I
Paul_the_Dog: JUST NOT THAT HEAD
Igfig: i am laughing and feel a little bad
Alphonse: :IIIIII
Alphonse: we all do ig
Igfig: :| indeed
Ben_harrison burn all but jack
Alphonse: this is the opposite of what a dog of the vineyard would do
Alphonse: wonderful
Alphonse: what do we do with jack's body
Jacob_Quinn: Burn it.
Mordecai tosses Jack's corpse into the burn pile as well.
Alphonse: hang it outside the town?
Paul_the_Dog: We take it back
Paul_the_Dog: and stake it
Jacob_Quinn: No.
Paul_the_Dog: at the wedding
Ben_harrison carries jack
Igfig: yeah, you guys are not being very godly right now
Jacob_Quinn: We burn it.
Alphonse: ok ok ok ok
Ben_harrison: aww
Alphonse: we burn the bodies
Paul_the_Dog: noooooo
Alphonse: and warp back to town
Paul_the_Dog: we need to stake it
Alphonse: fast travel
Paul_the_Dog: HE'S A VAMPIRE
Mordecai: We should burn them because at least that is in a way a proper form of a funeral.
Alphonse: ya
Mordecai: Or burial.
Igfig: yeah
Mordecai: Plus they set fire to stuff, so again, fun thematic stuff.
Igfig: It's not how you bury someone of the Faith, but some of the Mountain People do that at least
Igfig: and some easterners, you've heard
Igfig: so you head back to the branch
Mordecai: And these guys weren't really of the faith anyways, least not that we know of.
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway they're burned.
Jacob_Quinn: And we're back in town.
Paul_the_Dog: "These people do not deserved a burning"
Igfig: the mood there is... mixed
Jacob_Quinn: "You wanted to pee on them and present them as a wedding gift."
Paul_the_Dog: "A much better fate"
Alphonse: "you're fucked up man"
Ben_harrison: heheh
Ben_harrison: i am best dog
Alphonse: "and thats coming from somenoe who went to college out east"
Igfig: most people are congratulatory and thankful that you've dealt with the bandits
Alphonse: "you know once i saw a guy have intercourse with a horse"
Alphonse: "right there on the streets"
Alphonse: "people just watched"
Paul_the_Dog: "You do not know of the horrors and atrocities I both witnessed and committed."
Paul_the_Dog: Paul looks down
Jacob_Quinn: "We can have a 
Alphonse: paul has fucked a horse
Jacob_Quinn: 'who's more fucked up' contest later."
Paul_the_Dog: I am laughing so hard
Paul_the_Dog: help
Igfig: but when you see Samuel and his mother Judith (your sister, Alphonse), they're downright gloomy
Igfig: Judith appears to be fighting back tears, actually
Ben_harrison: "Hello!"
Igfig: they're both dressed in black
Alphonse: "What happened while we were gone?"
Alphonse: "The town seems to be... gloomy"
Igfig: "Alfie... I wish I could have said hello when you were here earlier, before..."
Paul_the_Dog: (Alphonse died)
Alphonse: nah i bet the kid did
Igfig: "Because right now, I... I..."
Alphonse: oh no samuel is there
Alphonse: hm
Igfig: "Hamilton is dead! He drowned in the river last night!"
Alphonse: well SOMEONE died
Alphonse: oh shit
Paul_the_Dog: (Who was hamilton again)
Alphonse: LOOKS LIKE WE AINT DONE HERE
Mordecai: The father.
Alphonse: samuel's dad
Jacob_Quinn: Her husband.
Alphonse: honestly
Igfig: yeah
Paul_the_Dog: Huh
Alphonse: i suspect constance's mom
Igfig: and she breaks down crying proper now
Igfig: constance's mom?
Jacob_Quinn: I would not be surprised if it was Constance.
Mordecai: Constance is the mom.
Jacob_Quinn: Trying to make it so Samuel has to stay home.
Alphonse: I walk forwards and take her by the shoulders and lead her away to a nearby bench to cry
Igfig: And now with that cliffhanger
Paul_the_Dog: Paul clenches his fists
Alphonse: yar
Igfig: I'm going to get some ice cream
Paul_the_Dog: "Who."
Paul_the_Dog: "Who did this."
Igfig: and we can keep going after that
Alphonse: ya
Paul_the_Dog: (I have to go though)
Alphonse: take this time to pick your fallouts guys
Alphonse: okay how about
Jacob_Quinn: I'm down to just be done if Delf is leaving.
Igfig: aright, see you later Delf!
Alphonse: paul goes off with the mother
Igfig: either way
Mordecai: Such cliffhanger, much death, more doge in vineyard to come.
Igfig: ice cream first
Paul_the_Dog: Okay good bye
Alphonse: picks your fallouts and experiences
Paul_the_Dog quit.
Mordecai: I think I'm going to nab an ice cream sandwich then, yar.
Igfig: Bet you guys wish you'd left someone back in town now, eh?
Jacob_Quinn: Eh, that kinda took everybody.
Alphonse: probably 
Alphonse: but ya it took everyone
Mordecai: I hadn't known that that was an option.
Jacob_Quinn: And also there were only three of us when we left town
Igfig: well, you won pretty handily
Mordecai: We kinda just went.
Alphonse: for my experience i think im going to add 1d6 learned to use his gun in regular combat
Igfig: although that might have been as much bad luck as lack of power
Jacob_Quinn: We did, but you rolled really poorly.
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: well, shrug then
Ben_harrison: for my experience can i one more point in my self esteem
Ben_harrison: cause i felt good after that
Igfig: if you really want to
Igfig: what's it at now
Ben_harrison: 6d10
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool is [1, 2, 3, 7, 7, 8]
Mordecai: But yar, now we have learned a valuable lesson.  Splitting the party isn't necessarily a bad idea in this game.
Alphonse: actualy 
Igfig: no, no you can't
Alphonse: ig can i change my trait will only fight in life or death
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: to learned to fight with his gun in combat
Alphonse: as my experience
Igfig: yeah, definitely
Ben_harrison: END
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: actually ig
Alphonse: are any of those horses exceptional ones?
Alphonse: my horse is only 1d6 I could highjack one of those if theyre better
Igfig: nope
Alphonse: dang
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: they are very normal horses
Ben_harrison: what if i drop it to d8
Igfig: you don't have a self-esteem trait Ben
Alphonse: ya ben
Alphonse: just get rid of it
Ben_harrison: im p sure i do
Alphonse: if you make it an actual trait at maybe
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Alphonse: and rephrase it
Alphonse: whoa what
Alphonse: but i ended
Alphonse: OH
Alphonse: DOGTUNA SAVED MY OLD POOL
Alphonse: thanks dogtuna
Alphonse: END
Dogtuna: Alphonse received fallout: [9, 9, 10].
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Igfig: oh yeah, heh
Alphonse: wow
Alphonse: WOW
Igfig: oh shit
Ben_harrison: i believe in myself
Alphonse: GOOD THING I CHANGED TO GUACAMOLE
Alphonse: i already rolled my fallout to 11
Igfig: alphonse is dead guys
Alphonse: no 19 is not dead
Igfig: 19 is almost dead
Alphonse: 19 is needs immediate medical attention
Alphonse: 20 is dead
Alphonse: but thats not my fallout
Alphonse: 11 was my fallout
Igfig: oh, ok
Alphonse: i ended as guacamole
Alphonse: and got 11
Alphonse: holy shit that was close there though
Igfig: and you added in your fallout from before?
Alphonse: yup
Igfig: ok
Alphonse: i made sure to when i relogged
Igfig: right
Igfig: also ben how do you have a 1d5 trait
Alphonse: thats probably a miss type
Ben_harrison: ?
Igfig: organization 1d5
Ben_harrison: ah
Alphonse: ig what page is the list of fallouts on?
Alphonse: i cant find it
Alphonse: okay finally found it
Alphonse: i hope at some point we get to bless a baby
Alphonse: so we can wreck its shit
Igfig: what?
Igfig: like, give it terrible prophecies?
Alphonse: yes, in our discussions
Alphonse: of course we'd eventually end up giving it a proper one
Igfig: and make it believe it'll grow up to be a scourge upon this earth?
Alphonse: but the discussions would be funny
Alphonse: thatd be great
Igfig: I suppose
Alphonse: like who the fuck would prophesize a baby would kill his brother
Alphonse: what a total jackass
Alphonse: hey i just realized
Alphonse: can i add a relationship for the dog that blessed me at birth
Alphonse: its only been 20 years or so
Igfig: sure thing
Alphonse: alrighty
Alphonse: hmm
Igfig: probably not a dog still, but could definitely be a Steward somewhere
Alphonse: im thinking 2d6
Alphonse: yeah
Igfig: sounds good
Alphonse: cause its really important to me
Alphonse: but thats also a lot of relationship dice
Alphonse: well we get free ones between towns
Alphonse: so it should be fine
Igfig: yeah
Alphonse: man but what a JACKASS
Mordecai: Plus the number of dice is supposed to correlate more to how interesting that trait or relationship is supposed to be in regards to story, yar.
Igfig: I can't remember, did you kill your brother after all
Igfig: aye
Alphonse: yeah i didi
Alphonse: yeah i did
Alphonse: well i sort of did
Alphonse: he was shot and i was the doctor who had to save him
Igfig: indirectly
Igfig: ah, right
Alphonse: but i was unable to
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: i cant think of a longterm fallout to take
Alphonse: it was just a shot in my arm really
Igfig: wish I had your character sheet handy in the google docs folder so I could read that myself
Alphonse: oh ya
Igfig: uhm
Alphonse: ill put it into google docs later
Igfig: Take a trait at 1d4, Al
Alphonse: how about a 1d4 relationship with bandits?
Igfig: 1d4 traits are often phrased as disads
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [4]
Igfig: I guess you could do that too
Igfig: END
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: whats
Alphonse: a disad
Mordecai: A disadvantage.
Alphonse: oh alright
Alphonse: ill take the relationship i think
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: alrighty
Alphonse: is everyone ready to continue?
Alphonse: igfig has his icecream
Alphonse: all is well
Igfig: Yeah, I think so
Jacob_Quinn: I'm eating pizza, but for non-conflict I should be fine.
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: mordecai you up and about?
Alphonse: mordecai you up and about?/
Alphonse: what
Alphonse: ben_harrison?
Ben_harrison: yo
Ben_harrison: hey Alphonse
Alphonse: alrighty
Mordecai: I am here, I was partially brainstorming stuff for the Oz thing.
Ben_harrison: just hit b tab
Alphonse: we can continue our investigation now
Igfig: right
Alphonse: paul is caring for my cousin
Igfig: sister
Mordecai: I think you should be caring for your sister, the three of us can start investigating while you do that.
Mordecai: I mean she is your sister after all.
Alphonse: well paul left
Mordecai: Yar, but story wise your sister just lost her husband.
Igfig: do you really want to leave your sister with paul
Alphonse: so i think itd just be best to have him go do that so we have an excuse for him to be gone
Alphonse: paul's a good guy
Mordecai: And also Paul is not a people person.
Mordecai: A good guy I suppose, but not a people person.
Alphonse: oh well she'll have to deal with it
Alphonse: i have investigating to do
Mordecai: And your sister and Sam are going to need some serious support here.
Igfig: okay
Igfig: so what do you intend to do?
Alphonse: OH WELL
Alphonse: honestly with my training and off at college and then working around the country as a doctor
Jacob_Quinn: Watch the Undertaker bury Brock Lesnar.
Jacob_Quinn: And also I guess find out who killed Hamilton.
Alphonse: i was never too close with my sister we didnt see each other much
Alphonse: wait igfig
Alphonse: is this the same icecream as last week
Igfig: I had ice cream last week?
Alphonse: do you have a constant source of icecream
Alphonse: you have icecream during every game so far
Mordecai: Who doesn't have a constant source of ice cream?
Alphonse: all 3 weeks we have played youve had icecream
Igfig: I did not have ice cream last week
Alphonse: hm
Igfig: although last week I did go downstairs to grab a coke I think
Alphonse: maybe my sleep fed me false news of icecream
Igfig: and possibly the week before that
Mordecai: You dreamed of Igfig eating ice cream.
Alphonse: yup
Alphonse: ANYWAYS
Igfig: but I haven't had any ice cream for a couple weeks at least
Alphonse: lets start investigating
Igfig: Igfig covered in ice cream
Igfig: smearing it all over his body
Alphonse: now igfig im 500% certain you had icecream two weeks ago
Igfig: c'mon waffle, you know you want this
Alphonse: ;A;
Mordecai: Chocolate sauce pouring down from above him.
Igfig: my sweet white creamy goodness
Alphonse: icant even say i need an adult
Alphonse: cause now i AM an adult
Mordecai: A lone cherry on top.
Alphonse: a cherry on each nipple
Igfig: two cherries
Igfig: yes
Mordecai: Alright two.
Alphonse is flutered
Alphonse: flutters away like a butterfly
Mordecai: I hate to say it, but are we going for a banana split with this?
Alphonse: im sure fluttering while being shy
Igfig: anyway, this ice cream I got on Thursday
Igfig: and that was the last of it
Alphonse: i wonder what you would call what i am doign right now
Igfig: (the rest of it was eaten by a hungry dinner party)
Mordecai: Yup, I have killed it now.  The dream lies dead at my feet, melted ice cream pooling around it.
Alphonse: OKA YLETS INVESTIGAATE
Igfig: okay
Igfig: what are you doing
Alphonse: well first we need to investigate the body
Alphonse: if its still there
Mordecai: Well, if he's going to go investigate stuff I'm probably going to try and handle Sam.
Igfig: it's been brought into... the church, I guess
Alphonse: id hope they would leave the body where it was so the dogs they knew were in the town could investigate
Alphonse: oh well
Jacob_Quinn: I have a relationship with Sam.
Igfig: wait, is there a church?
Alphonse: lets go look at it in the church
Alphonse: err
Alphonse: no there wasnt
Igfig: there probably isn't a church
Alphonse: wait
Mordecai: Um, there was a Steward office.
Alphonse: there was a tiny one
Igfig: a meeting hall of some sort
Alphonse: remember the guy who died in the fire was the priest
Alphonse: or the priest type thign at least
Mordecai: Yeah, what would a small town do with a dead guy?
Igfig: there are no priests
Mordecai: They probably wouldn't have a proper mortuary.
Ben_harrison: burn him
Alphonse: id imagine they would have a small church
Ben_harrison: pee on him
Alphonse: mordecai they get buried on their property
Jacob_Quinn: They'd have a graveyard of some sort at the very least.
Ben_harrison: then burn him
Igfig: they don't have a church because there are no priests
Alphonse: or if they cannot be buried in a small graveyard
Alphonse: well wheres the body then
Igfig: everybody is the priest of his own family
Igfig: I'd say it's probably at the meeting house
Igfig: there is apparently a meeting house
Alphonse: lets head there then
Alphonse: and INVESTIGE
Jacob_Quinn: TO THE MEETING HOUSE.
Alphonse: gate
Mordecai: But  yar, me and Barton are going to talk to Sam.
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: lets split this then?
Alphonse: private with mordecai
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: id say we would run a conflict to see if we find any clues 
Alphonse: on the body
Alphonse: aw man 
Alphonse: im a doctor
Alphonse: im gunna have to do gross tuf
Alphonse: fstuff*
Igfig: #pwot_dnd2, mordecai?
Alphonse: you should just private chat
Igfig: Or should we just do it sequentially
Alphonse: itd be easier
Igfig: Yeah, but I want Dogtuna to log the conversation
Igfig: oh, that reminds me
Alphonse: lets do it sequentially then
Mordecai: Alrighty.
Igfig: nobody say anything for a few moments
Alphonse: NOTE igfig is covered in icecream
Dogtuna: Noted.
Igfig: REMOVE 1
Dogtuna: You can't remove dice that aren't in your pool, Igfig.
Igfig: aha
Igfig: yes it works now
Alphonse: yayyy
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [3]
Alphonse: REMOVE 3
Dogtuna: Removed [3] from pool. Alphonse's pool is []
Alphonse: yooooooo
Igfig: woo
Alphonse: alright that was some nice in-game coding
Mordecai: Hooray for increased functionality.
Alphonse: lets continue
Alphonse: sequentially then
Alphonse: lets have mordecai talk to sam first
Alphonse: so he can join us in the meeting hall
Igfig: oh, ok
Alphonse: mordecai art thou readyith
Mordecai: Well, I suppose.
Igfig: uh, and you're going to have Paul hustle Judith off or something?
Alphonse: whose judith again
Igfig: your sister
Alphonse: wait then whose sam
Igfig: sam's mom
Alphonse: oh samuel
Alphonse: fuck
Mordecai: I figure it'd be fine if we do it at the same time, I don't think I'd have a whole lot to add to the corpse part of an investigation anyways.
Alphonse: okay
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: mordecai youre the hunter right
Mordecai: Yeah.
Alphonse: maybe you know somethign about wounds i do not
Alphonse: you cuold help for a conflict
Mordecai: True.
Alphonse: so talk to ol' sammy mordecai
Igfig: okay let's just do it sequentially then
Mordecai: Alright.
Alphonse: as mordecai goes off to talk to sam the rest of us discuss the developements amongst ourselves
Jacob_Quinn: "Boy, how about those developments."
Igfig: and just to be clear, you are having Paul take Judith away? Because otherwise she'd probably want to be there when you talk with Samuel
Alphonse: "they sure are developments"
Jacob_Quinn: I assume she'd be there.
Alphonse: well i cant say but if paul isnt a people person
Alphonse: then she'd stay
Alphonse: and paul would just be there
Alphonse: almost like a body guard to make her feel better
Igfig: all right
Alphonse: safer
Alphonse: thats more reasonable
Mordecai: It would make sense if we are doing it sequentially to just have Alphonse join in too, especially since she is his sister and Sam is his nephew.
Igfig: she'd feel better if it was you there, Al
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: ill join in 
Igfig: and not some big ugly mountain people guy
Alphonse: rood
Alphonse: but i get it
Igfig: aright
Alphonse: ill join mordecai in talking to sammy
Igfig: okay, so go ahead then
Jacob_Quinn: I'll do it.
Jacob_Quinn: You go look at the body.
Mordecai: I'm joining in on the Sam end cause I've met him, and cause I come from a large family.
Jacob_Quinn: I have a relationship with Sam.
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: since we're doing it sequentially
Mordecai: I think we all do, sorta.
Alphonse: theres no reason for us to split
Ben_harrison: ill go body
Alphonse: lets just all talk to sammy
Ben_harrison: oh
Alphonse: ben join us with sammy
Igfig: you know what, let's split it after all then
Alphonse: my place is at the body but it would be better to be with the mother
Igfig: ohh
Igfig: right
Alphonse: i keep forgetting my own sisters name
Igfig: I see what you mean
Igfig: okay fine, sequential it is
Igfig: judith
Alphonse: alirhgty
Alphonse: judith right
Alphonse: okay
Igfig: as in "fuck you judith"
Igfig: from the Pwot Plays tagline
Alphonse: uh okay
Alphonse: oh i havent read pwot plays
Igfig: oh
Igfig: well that's the current convo title
Igfig: completely unrelated though
Alphonse: so we approach the grief stricken family
Mordecai: We could have only a few of us participate.
Igfig: yes
Igfig: up to you
Igfig: what do you say though
Mordecai: I mean not everyone has a reason to, like I don't think Ben feels his character have a reason to.
Jacob_Quinn: It seems rude to mob her.
Igfig: Judith hugs you and weeps, Alphonse
Mordecai: That too.
Igfig: but she eventually gets herself together
Alphonse: "I know this is a hard time judith but you're an Alexander, we're tough, and we need you to hold out so we can ask you some questions"
Ben_harrison: i hang back if we all go
Igfig: "Right. Yes. Of course."
Alphonse: "Any information you can give us, even something that seems unrelated or minor could help"
Igfig: She wipes her eys with a handkerchief and straightens out her rumpled dress
Mordecai: "Sam, come here with me for a moment, we'll leave your uncle and mother alone for a moment."
Mordecai: That's a few too many moments in that sentence.
Jacob_Quinn: You could say it build a lot of momentum.
Jacob_Quinn: YEAAAAH.
Igfig: "I don't think there's much to tell... as far as I know, it was an accident."
Mordecai: I get what you're going at, but it feels more like it makes the sentence stop and go, yar.
Mordecai: I do enjoy what you did there though.
Alphonse: "We have... reason to believe it was foul play"
Igfig: "He must have gone out for a late-night walk and... and fallen in somehow?"
Igfig: "What? Really? Why?"
Mordecai: I don't think we have reason to state that we believe it was foul play yet.
Alphonse: "I'd rather not disclose anything until we know for sure"
Jacob_Quinn: We all immediately thought it was Constance.
Jacob_Quinn: I'd say we supsect it.
Jacob_Quinn: suspect*
Alphonse: well its my sister i can trust her to want to know
Mordecai: Yeah, but did our characters all immediately think it was Constance?
Alphonse: well al did
Mordecai: Mine probably did cause she almost shot me, but still.
Alphonse: i think ew all did
Alphonse: since she pulled a gun on us
Alphonse: and so much hated hamilton
Jacob_Quinn: I dunno, I think in that case OOC and in character are the same.
Alphonse: yeah
Mordecai: Alrighty.
Jacob_Quinn: It's not like there was some metagame clue that made us think it.
Igfig: "O-okay... I'm not sure what to say then. I woke up in the middle of the night and he was gone, but I didn't think much of it. It wasn't until morning, when he still wasn't back, that I got worried."
Alphonse: "Was he there the night before? Went to bed with you?"
Igfig: "Yes, yes. Everything was normal. He was excited about Samuel's upcoming marriage."
Igfig: Samuel looks very :| at that
Alphonse: hey thats my face
Alphonse: "Did he and constance want to speak to each other about the marriage?"
Alphonse: i have no idea how to ask that in a way that doesnt say WE SUSPECT HER
Mordecai: I did a message with all the moments to try and take Sam away from this conversation.
Mordecai: I'm guessing you missed it, yar.
Igfig: He chimes in. "I did hear some walking around late at night, but I fell asleep again right away."
Ben_harrison: it was sam
Alphonse: "Did you hear anything else?"
Alphonse: "Speaking? Even him putting his shoes on?
Alphonse: "
Ben_harrison: totes sam
Igfig: "No, nothing else. Just the floor creaking... maybe twice?"
Alphonse: the floor would creak on the stairs or around there i think
Alphonse: most commonly at least
Alphonse: if it were twice it wouldnt work cause hed be going down 
Alphonse: thats one squeak
Alphonse: but wheres the other come from
Jacob_Quinn: Two people.
Alphonse: boom
Alphonse: second person fucking PROVEN
Jacob_Quinn: NO DOUBT.
Alphonse: call phoenix wright im taking over
Ben_harrison: ask sam if he did it
Igfig: "He wanted to talk to Sister Constance eventually, but he wasn't planning on doing that until she'd actually agreed to let the marriage happen."
Alphonse: i doubt samuel would do it seeing as that would just further people wanting them to get married
Alphonse: combine the families so they can support each other
Alphonse: samuel isnt dumb
Igfig: "I don't know if that can happen now, though..." Judith says
Alphonse: nor is he capable of murder
Alphonse: hm
Alphonse: any questions for them you guys
Ben_harrison: "Why"
Alphonse: cause hammy is DEAD
Igfig: "I don't think I could stand to lose both Samuel and Hamilton."
Mordecai: Well, this still poses a problem even if we deal with Constance.  Now there is both a general store in need of someone to run it, and a farm in need of someone to run it.
Alphonse: samuel can run the store
Ben_harrison: sam did it
Alphonse: he's good with numbers remember
Alphonse: the farm
Alphonse: no idea
Alphonse: however
Alphonse: if it turns out to be constance
Alphonse: the children could move in with sammy
Igfig: "What would I do without a man about the place? I'd be worse off than Sister Constance, poor dear."
Alphonse: "Why worse off than her? She only lost the husband"
Igfig: "If Samuel were to marry Edwina, he'd have to go take care of the farm. I'd be alone in this store."
Igfig: "I can run it, but not on my own."
Alphonse: "Maybe edwina could come here and samuel could run the store"
Alphonse: "But we can figure that out later"
Alphonse: lets go look at the body, i dont think they know much
Igfig: "I suppose... that leaves Sister Constance back where she started, then."
Ben_harrison: sam knows
Igfig: "Oh, it's all just too much!"
Alphonse: "Shh sister it's okay"
Alphonse: "We'll figure this all out, that's our job"
Igfig: She smiles wanly
Alphonse: "We need to go look around some, we can leave Paul here with you as a guard if it will make you feel better"
Igfig: "It's good to hear you say that."
Igfig: She looks at Paul
Alphonse: "He's a mountain man yes, we've had skirmishes before with them, but he's also a dog and that comes first"
Ben_harrison: ahah
Alphonse: "He's not very sociable"
Igfig: "I... think I'll be all right here with just Samuel, thank you."
Ben_harrison: haha
Alphonse: DAMIT
Alphonse: I JUST WANT TOG ET RID OF PAUL
Igfig: Paul can just go mope by the river or something
Mordecai: Teehee.
Alphonse: having him silently following us is weird
Alphonse: sure
Alphonse: paul goes to mope by the river
Alphonse: confirmed
Igfig: or deliver mail
Alphonse: its canon
Alphonse: oh ya
Alphonse: we still need to do that
Alphonse: okay he can mope while delivering mail
Ben_harrison: WHOA NOW
Ben_harrison: HEY
Igfig: oh right
Igfig: that's Ben's role
Alphonse: ben gets so hot over mail
Alphonse: THEN PAUL GOES TO MOPE 
Igfig: delivering mail, reading URLs, and talking about sports
Ben_harrison: woooo
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: lets go to the body now
Igfig: okay
Ben_harrison: i can mail while you body
Alphonse: thatd work, i dont think a mail man is much good investigating a body
Igfig: So the body's in the meeting hall, in a coffin, covered with a sheet
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: lets just open it up and slam it down on a table
Alphonse: get everyone whose visiting out of there
Alphonse: its time to dismantle a corpse
Igfig: the coffin is already on the table
Alphonse: yeah but its in a coffin
Igfig: and nobody is really about
Alphonse: I pull out my medkit
Alphonse: and put on gloves
Igfig: okay you take the coffin off the table and pull out the corpse
Igfig: and put it back on the table
Alphonse: yah
Alphonse: should we do a conflict for this?
Alphonse: for me to investigate
Igfig: nah
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: unless you think we should
Ben_harrison: (i dont think your medkit will help him)
Alphonse: (im the doctor here ben fuck off and go deliver mail)
Igfig: well actually, now that I think about it
Alphonse: yar
Igfig: let's do this Gumshoe style
Alphonse: *applies csi glasses*
Alphonse: actually I DO put on special zooming glasses
Alphonse: like a magnifying glass but attached to glasses
Igfig: you'll get the most obvious and straightforward clues just by examining him
Igfig: but you can do a challenge to dig deeper, see if you can pick up anything else
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: first I'm going to do a cursory examination
Alphonse: look around for bruises or anything
Igfig: well, he definitely died by drowning
Alphonse: then I'll launch the challenge
Ben_harrison: will i have to conflict for mail?
Igfig: no
Alphonse: you will not
Ben_harrison: cool 
Mordecai: You are the best mail carrier, no one would dare conflict your mail carrying prowess.
Alphonse: mord knows whats up
Igfig: well, there are some obvious bruises on his collarbones and his back
Alphonse: ill challenge those in a second
Alphonse: first I look at his legs
Alphonse: are there any rope marks?
Alphonse: I suspect he may have been weighted into the river
Igfig: doesn't look like, no
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: then lets CHALLENGE
Igfig: All right!
Alphonse: mordecai get me some doctoring music
Mordecai: Um.
Alphonse: so i roll acuity and will?
Alphonse: or heart
Jacob_Quinn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrIhQMr1Q10
Alphonse: that was quick
Alphonse: sure this works
Mordecai: I haven't a thing for doctoring music.
Alphonse: jacob has us covered
Alphonse: what am i rolling ig?
Alphonse: wait no there are lyrics
Igfig: Acuity + Heart
Alphonse: THIS DOESNT WORK AT ALL
Alphonse: 8d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Uh oh, lyrics.
Alphonse: 2d6 doctors kit
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Oh I just grabbed the first house theme.
Jacob_Quinn: I'll get the wordless one.
Igfig: 4d6 + 5d10
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 10]
Alphonse: damn
Igfig: oof
Jacob_Quinn: Though it's only 30 seconds.
Alphonse: dang
Jacob_Quinn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zJ9dEwNek
Mordecai: Yeah, sin has escalated to murder now, we're in deep.
Alphonse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKPui_i4Zfg
Alphonse: alrighty
Alphonse: i got the perfect music for this
Igfig: okay, so who should start do you think?
Alphonse: I would I imagine
Igfig: aight
Alphonse: so first I'll roll 2d10 for being an educated doctor
Alphonse: 2d10
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 10]
Alphonse: WOO
Igfig: right on
Alphonse: so first
Alphonse: I pull out my equipment from my medkit and begin zooming and looking over the bruises along his back
Igfig: k, raise
Alphonse: how long they are, how rough, what ankles and where they are
Alphonse: RAISE 3 4
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 10]
Alphonse: angles*
Igfig: Tempted to reverse the blow, but not sure how to make it work in this context...
Alphonse: ;;;)))))))
Alphonse: screw you mibbit
Alphonse: ruining my dastardly winky face
Igfig: I guess I'll just have you not be able to get much from them
Igfig: SEE 10
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 10! Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Mordecai: I don't think it would make much sense in this context, a block makes sense, also geeze I just realized how good your rolls were.
Alphonse: yeah i was thinking the block makes more sense here
Igfig: well, I was thinking like
Alphonse: if theywere postules and they exploded on my face
Alphonse: thatd be reversing 
Igfig: They're small and round, and there's a fair number of them
Alphonse: hm
Igfig: but other than that, you don't get much
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: sure ill take that
Alphonse: you know i think that if in the proper range those could be finger marks
Igfig: Small like an inch in diameter
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: could be fingers
Igfig: Also, I'm thinking that maybe for an investigative thing like this, it almost makessense for me to not actually take any turns, and just respond to what the investigator does
Alphonse: that works
Alphonse: so ill raisesome more
Igfig: although hm, one problem
Alphonse: is he wearing the same clothes as he died one?
Alphonse: in*
Igfig: what do I do with the die from this reversed blow?
Alphonse: hold them for your next see?
Alphonse: PUT the 10 back in
Alphonse: and see add it to the next
Igfig: sure
Igfig: PUT 10
Dogtuna: Added [10] to pool. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 10]
Alphonse: if the see is below 10 then you just usethat 10 again
Alphonse: and thats the full use of the 10
Alphonse: so anyways
Alphonse: is he in the same clothes?
Igfig: yeah, that works
Alphonse: or did they dress hi in soemthing else
Igfig: One sec, I gotta check
Alphonse: ???
Alphonse: okay
Igfig: if people tend to own more than one set of clothing
Alphonse: oh well they would yeah
Alphonse: im just not sure if theyd waste the clothing like that
Mordecai: There is also the issue that dead bodies left in rivers tend to swell and puff up quite disturbingly and largely.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: not sure if he was left in it though
Igfig: hmm
Mordecai: They'd probably have a hard time taking the clothes off, let alone putting any new clothes on.
Alphonse: yeah
Mordecai: Which leads to another question then:
Igfig: you could cut the clothes off I guess, but putting them on...
Mordecai: How swollen is he from his time in the river, I don't know if that would do a whole lot of info but yar.
Alphonse: it would mordecai
Alphonse: itd give us most importantly
Alphonse: a time of death
Alphonse: so
Igfig: well, raise and I'll answer a question
Alphonse: I examine the swelling and state of trigor mortis to see if i can identify a time of death
Alphonse: RAISE 10 6
Dogtuna: Raised 16. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6]
Alphonse: mordecai now i could use your help if you have a trait to throw in for me
Alphonse: or jacob
Igfig: SEE 10 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 16. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Hmmm..
Jacob_Quinn: I can bring in my d6 trait for tinkering.
Jacob_Quinn: I guess.
Alphonse: not sure if thatd apply
Jacob_Quinn: I do have a good eye for small details.
Alphonse: unless you can use it to remove his clothes
Mordecai: I'm not entirely sure what I have that would apply.
Igfig: You're pretty sure that he died around midnight, maybe 1:00
Jacob_Quinn: Hahaha.
Alphonse: sleight of hand to cut the clothes off without harming the body
Jacob_Quinn: i have a knife and good hands?
Alphonse: hey use that jacob
Jacob_Quinn: Coold.
Alphonse: use both of thoseand help me for my next raise
Jacob_Quinn: Cool*
Jacob_Quinn: 1d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [3]
Alphonse: dang
Jacob_Quinn: 1d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [3, 6]
Mordecai: Raising dogs doesn't help, skilled hunter maybe?
Alphonse: PUT 3
Dogtuna: Added [3] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6]
Alphonse: PUT 6
Dogtuna: Added [6] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6]
Alphonse: well that 6 helps
Jacob_Quinn: CLEAR
Igfig: also, for the clothes I guess they cleaned his clothes as best they could without taking them off
Jacob_Quinn: END
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: ok so am
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: so around 1am
Alphonse: that helps
Alphonse: hm
Mordecai: Proficient cook isn't much help, knowledge of herbs and plants doesn't look like it will be useful.
Alphonse: I feel around the clothing to see if i can feel where the clothing is wet, more up top around the head or evenly as if he went swimming
Alphonse: RAISE 5 5
Dogtuna: You can't Raise with dice that aren't in your pool, Alphonse.
Alphonse: oops
Mordecai: Navigator nope, reading nope, waiting for the proper time not really, learning to talk to people nope.
Alphonse: RAISE 4 4
Dogtuna: Raised 8. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Barton isn't going to be helpful.
Igfig: SEE 2 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 8. Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 6, 6, 6]
Igfig: Well, his clothing isn't wet any more
Alphonse: actualy ig~
Igfig: oh?
Alphonse: its not wet really
Igfig: I wasn't done
Alphonse: old clothing got really firm and tough
Alphonse: stiff
Alphonse: after it were wet if it were not properly dried
Igfig: oh
Igfig: interesting
Alphonse: what were you going to say before i said that?
Igfig: Well, he got wetter on his back than his front
Alphonse: hmm
Igfig: and what I was going to say was
Alphonse: thats interesting
Igfig: you notice that he has some contusions on the back of his head
Ben_harrison: well if i were there i could dig for clues
Alphonse: concusions?
Mordecai: Contusion.
Alphonse: whats a contusion?
Ben_harrison: but i am mailing
Mordecai: a region of injured tissue or skin in which blood capillaries have been ruptured; a bruise
Igfig: oh wait, not contusions... 
Alphonse: oh
Igfig: I forget the word I was thinking of
Ben_harrison: laceration
Igfig: bad scrapes
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: hmmm
Igfig: well, more than that
Alphonse: how would he drown if he were more wet on his back
Igfig: like, if you bashed someone on the back of the head
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: that kind of wound
Alphonse: did it rain at all this past week in the game?
Igfig: not a huge one, and not lethal though
Igfig: nope
Alphonse: like in green creek
Alphonse: or whatever
Alphonse: okay
Igfig: and you've only been away a day
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: so ill raise with...
Alphonse: RAISE 4 3
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4, 6, 6]
Igfig: by the way, you've only checked the bruises on his back so far
Alphonse: i see if i can place my fingers exactly into the circular bruises
Igfig: there were some on his collarbones as well
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: SEE 1 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 7. Igfig's pool is [3, 6, 6]
Igfig: The bruises on his back don't seem to be in any pattern. They're mostly on his upper back, and largest there
Alphonse: they dont fit into someone like
Igfig: although they aren't all of the same size
Alphonse: holding their hands against the back?
Igfig: nope
Alphonse: hmm
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: they look kinda randomly distributed
Alphonse: thats so weird
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: I examine the bruises around his neck finally
Alphonse: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 4]
Ben_harrison: draw a face on his butt
Igfig: SEE 6 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 12. Igfig's pool is [3]
Igfig: These ones could be hands
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: i think i may know what occured
Igfig: though they're on his collarbone and a bit on his shoulders, not his neck
Igfig: there are some scratches on his shoulders too
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: aright, you've got about one thing left you can investigate
Igfig: or I guess you could leave that for later
Ben_harrison: (his butt)
Alphonse: finally, I have jacob cut off the clothes and i give a look along his spine, annd uhh something im forgetting i suppose since igfig is mentioning it?
Igfig: so if you get an idea of something to check you can come back and automatically get a good result
Igfig: no, I mean I have one die left
Alphonse: aah
Igfig: after that, I'm out of dice
Alphonse: alright lets end now
Alphonse: and i can save that last dice there to come back if i want to see something
Alphonse: I cover the sheet over him to prevent bugs getting at him while we are gone
Alphonse: currently my theory
Alphonse: is that someone, maybe not constance
Ben_harrison: sam did it
Alphonse: found hamilton at the river
Igfig: hmm, interesting thought about these investigation challenges... maybe other players should be able to help the opponent, so the investigator can keep looking for as long as he has dice
Alphonse: and pushed him down into the water
Alphonse: where the bruises on his back occured from rocks on the riverbed
Alphonse: the bruises on his coller and shoulders are from their hands holding him under water
Alphonse: thus the water on his back, the bruises on his back, and the bruises on his shoulders
Mordecai: Like, we raise with a question and then he Sees with his investigation and answer?
Igfig: That seems consistent with all the evidence, Alphonse. Sounds like a solid theory.
Mordecai: I dunno, this game's system seems best set for interpersonal conflict, so far in our play time anyways it seems shaky when it comes to stuff like this.
Alphonse: theyd have to be reasonably strong to keep him held under the water
Alphonse: especially with flailing or something 
Jacob_Quinn: Not necessarily if they caught him by surprise and he hit his head.
Alphonse: the bash on the back of his head may have been an initial smack in the head to get him under
Alphonse: yeah
Igfig: I mean, Mord, like you could invoke one of your traits and narrate helping prepare the body or something, and then you'd add your dice to my side
Igfig: and yeah, the system is not good for player vs environment
Mordecai: Yar but, I dunno, giving you dice is both bad and good?  Sorta.  Yar.
Igfig: and yes, the person would have had to be fairly strong to bruise like that and hold him under
Alphonse: was it ever made clear of constance was a big woman?
Mordecai: It's a weird thing.
Igfig: She is quite large, yes
Mordecai: Yeah she was pretty big, and so was her shotgun.
Alphonse: well that keeps our theory consistance
Alphonse: and also rules out samuel, ben
Igfig: and yeah, it would be weird... you'd want to use small dice instead of big ones, which is odd
Alphonse: as samuel is a tiny baby and not strong enough to hold hamilton under water
Ben_harrison: (TOTES SAM)
Alphonse: sighing
Alphonse: well thats that for my investigation
Alphonse: i pack up my medikit
Mordecai: Or maybe we'd go with the big dice, and we go with the opposite of the number we get?  But then it'd still be better to go with small dice.
Alphonse: we can think about that later me thinks
Alphonse: discuss it in the skype
Igfig: I'll have to think about it more later, yeah
Igfig: *we
Igfig: anyhoo
Mordecai: Like, maybe we try for the bigger dice, and the number we get would be subtracted from a set number perhaps.
Igfig: what do we want to do now
Alphonse: i say we
Alphonse: should check the river first
Alphonse: see if we can find blood anywhere
Ben_harrison: mail
Alphonse: and after that
Alphonse: question our suspect
Alphonse: however
Alphonse: HOWEVER
Alphonse: if we go to constance first
Alphonse: we may get her before she hides evidence
Jacob_Quinn: She seems very likely to try to kill us.
Jacob_Quinn: So that should be our last stop.
Alphonse: yeah lets be careful about that
Alphonse: i dont want her hiding evidence
Jacob_Quinn: She drew a gun on us for trying to get her daughter married.
Alphonse: her clothes drying properly for example
Ben_harrison: i want to do mail
Jacob_Quinn: Accusing her of murder will likely not be better.
Alphonse: we should get evidence first
Alphonse: lets go to the river
Alphonse: all agree?
Ben_harrison: :(
Jacob_Quinn: Deal.
Alphonse: sorry ben
Alphonse: we will deliver mail after we catch the murderer i promise
Ben_harrison: hmph
Alphonse: i promise bby <3
Alphonse: WARP TO SCENE OF THE CRIME
Jacob_Quinn: I will write a letter and you can deliver it to Alphonse.
Igfig: Aight
Alphonse: ok i just need to stop a second to say that thats hilarious
Mordecai: I bring Barton in to smell Hamilton before we leave for the river.
Alphonse: and we would be treating ben like a dog
Ben_harrison: ahaha
Alphonse: like "ooh look ben! Mail! Deliver it to alphonse over there!"
Alphonse: ben runs over and hands it to me
Alphonse: i give him a treat
Alphonse: open it and it says "ur cute"
Jacob_Quinn: Ben, Ben, where's Alphonse? Where's Alphonse?
Ben_harrison: well i am a dog
Jacob_Quinn: Go get Alphonse.
Alphonse: ok ok lets go to the river now
Alphonse: barton smelled the body
Igfig: okay, to the river
Alphonse: he's no bloodhound but maybe he could find some scraps or something
Alphonse: so first lets have barton sniff around here
Mordecai: That was the plan.
Mordecai: Did we ever ask who found the body?
Igfig: I'm not entirely sure how this would all work
Alphonse: lets keep it away from a challenge for our initial look
Alphonse: its more mordecai's job here
Alphonse: hes the hunter
Alphonse: hunt for scraps and clues
Alphonse: foot prints especially would be useful
Igfig: but he picks up the scent somewhere around a small bridge at a narrower spot on the river
Igfig: as you arrive, you notice someone already there
Ben_harrison: it is paul
Igfig: Brother Derrick, the steward
Alphonse: hes moping
Alphonse: "Ho! Brother Derrick!"
Igfig: He comes toward you, his face solemn.
Alphonse: "Too nice of a day for the events of late hm?"
Igfig: "Hello, brothers. Yes, indeed. Though do let me congratulate you on a job well done."
Igfig: "I was just having a look at where Brother Hamilton died. Such a shame."
Alphonse: "Yes we were here to do the same thing, give our respects you see"
Alphonse: maybe its best not to tell the steward it was almost definitely murder"
Alphonse: oops
Alphonse: no i didnt say that outloud
Mordecai: "Hopefully with Jack and his brigands gone the town will sleep easier, but with this happening I doubt it will be for a while yet."
Igfig: He points out a place at the far end of the bridge, where part of the wooden railing is broken. "Look, here. This must have crumbled under his grip, dropping him into the river. I blame myself, really. This bridge really should have been renovated years ago."
Alphonse: "Ah don't worry yourself Brother, bridges are hardly a priority with bandits looming over your town"
Alphonse: "You did your best in a very tough situation, I'm sure the towns people don't blame you"
Mordecai: "And you should not blame yourself brother."
Alphonse: "If you'll excuse us though I think we'd like to have a look over there"
Igfig: "I suppose so, I suppose so. Well, I'll leave you to your thoughts then."
Alphonse: "good day brother"
Igfig: He nods and heads back into town
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: so whats barton find along here?
Alphonse: before we take a look at the railing
Alphonse: and mordecai do you spot any footprints around?
Igfig: looks like yeah, that's where he fell from
Mordecai: It's a bridge, chances are there are quite a few if this is the primary crossing point.
Alphonse: yar but with the murder i doubt many would come here
Alphonse: demons and whatnot
Alphonse: theyd be nervous
Mordecai: True, but the weather has been dry, so the ground would be tough.  Barton can sniff around for Hamilton's scent, but yar.
Alphonse: dust prints?
Igfig: there's some mud on the riverbanks, in any case
Igfig: not a lot, but some in places
Alphonse: damn this dry weather
Igfig: or at least, soft earth
Mordecai: So we shall check those sections then, if we can spot anything that was by Hamilton and anything that is from someone else, we might be able to pick up the scent for the other person.
Alphonse: yar we should definitley check
Alphonse: how high is the bridge igfig?
Alphonse: im wondering about the railing breaking
Alphonse: or if the scene of the crime was somewhere else and the body was moved here
Igfig: High enough that a smallish boat could get under comfortably in the middle... maybe 2m?
Igfig: lower at the sides of course
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: The railing doesn't actually look to be terribly fragile
Alphonse: hm
Alphonse: maybe broken then
Mordecai: A fight perhaps.
Igfig: old, but mostly sturdy
Alphonse: maybe the back of his head was smacked on the railing
Alphonse: i still think the scene may have been somewhere else entirely
Igfig: and Mordecai, near where the railing is broken
Mordecai: Or he was shoved through the railing by ssomeone else.
Igfig: you find Will Smith
Alphonse: waahtwat
Igfig: or to be precise, fresh prints
Alphonse: GOD
Alphonse: DAMMIT
Alphonse: IM 
Alphonse: DONE
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: BYE
Alphonse: OH MY GOD
Mordecai: This reaction is priceless.
Alphonse: i cant deal with such a sudden pun
Jacob_Quinn: Hahahahahaha.
Alphonse: this was not a pun enviroment
Alphonse: this is a murder
Mordecai: (It's always a pun environment.)
Ben_harrison: dude i have been punning on dig all night
Igfig: in any case, a footprint
Jacob_Quinn: Have you even WATCHED CSI?
Mordecai: Which makes sense cause the pun killed you.
Alphonse: investigate on your own im drowning my sorrows in a glass of milk
Igfig: not a terribly distinct one, unfortunately
Igfig: but you can tell it's not all that big
Ben_harrison: dig my heel, dig for clues
Ben_harrison: i am a digging machine
Igfig: probably from either a small man or a medium-sized woman
Alphonse: ive never actually watched csi before jacob
Mordecai: I'll have Barton sniff it then, we've been around town, and Barton was trained for the hunt, he may recognize the smell.
Mordecai: Especially if he relates the smell to someone he'd dislike, such as someone who threatened me.
Igfig: hmm
Mordecai: (With a gun.)
Mordecai: (Nudge nudge.)
Ben_harrison: sam didnt threaten you tho
Igfig: He tracks the smell back across the bridge, but at that point it gets too muddled up with other people's comings and goings
Alphonse: so its someone from town at least?
Mordecai: Alright, so he has a lock on the smell, just not around here.
Igfig: looks like, yeah
Jacob_Quinn: Hey I gotta roll fellas.
Alphonse: we can go visit the wife then
Jacob_Quinn: SOLVE THIS MURDER.
Alphonse: alright see ya jacob
Alphonse: we will
Alphonse: we will
Jacob_Quinn: Evening.
Igfig: bye Jacob
Jacob_Quinn quit.
Alphonse: if we visit wife and barton senses the smel
Alphonse: then we can take care of it there and then
Alphonse: igfig question, the answer is probably yes buttt
Alphonse: have you already got all the details of the murder worked out?
Igfig: yep
Alphonse: neato
Igfig: well, most of em
Alphonse: thats exciting
Mordecai: It'd be silly not to have them worked out.
Alphonse: its all here we just need to solve it
Igfig: I know who did it and how
Alphonse: its like clue with more idiots right now
Ben_harrison: another yes question:
Ben_harrison: was it sam
Igfig: but there are some specific details I've had to fill in to account for things I hadn't thought of
Igfig: no comment
Alphonse: alrighty
Alphonse: well lets head to
Alphonse: well actually
Alphonse: i say we should get a sheriff or something if they have one
Alphonse: because honestly i dont doubt it was constance
Igfig: closest thing they have is the Steward
Igfig: bro Derrick
Alphonse: i think we have this in the bag with the scent
Alphonse: barton is gunna sense it
Alphonse: actually
Alphonse: lets go to cosntance
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: under the cover of apologizing for the death of her 
Alphonse: uh
Alphonse: husband in law?
Alphonse: what would that be called
Alphonse: brother in law?
Alphonse: whatevre
Alphonse: if barton senses it
Igfig: son in law?
Alphonse: we will know
Igfig: oh wait hmm
Alphonse: but we can leave
Alphonse: and come back with help
Igfig: maybe cousin-in-law?
Alphonse: maybe
Alphonse: for now though lets head over with mord
Igfig: okay
Ben_harrison: :(
Alphonse: ben the mail comes after the murder
Alphonse: maybe not alphabetically
Alphonse: but here it does
Ben_harrison grumbles
Igfig: so you're at sister Constance's house
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: we knock on the door
Mordecai: Don't worry Ben, the mail isn't going anywhere, partially because you aren't delivering it.
Ben_harrison: :(
Alphonse: w o w
Alphonse: that was harsh
Ben_harrison pees on Mordecai
Mordecai: (Sorry, couldn't resist)
Mordecai: It was one of those but technically statements that I like, and then I dunno.
Igfig: Aight, Constance answers the door
Alphonse: "Hello constance"
Ben_harrison: yo whattup
Mordecai: "Greetings sister Constance, we come bearing grave news."
Alphonse: "We're just here to express out sincerest apologies at the loss of your {WHATEVER HAMILTON WAS GOING TO BE}"
Igfig: "Yep. What d'you want?"
Igfig: (that line goes before you said what you wanted)
Alphonse: "We know you weren't too fond of him but condolences are still necessary we believe"
Mordecai: "And we did not know if you had heard of it yet."
Igfig: (also I kinda forget how Sister Constance talks, one sec)
Alphonse: pftt
Ben_harrison: npcs have different voices?
Alphonse: of course
Alphonse: see this is me imitating paul
Mordecai: Why wouldn't they?
Alphonse: isnt it such a great imitation?
Alphonse: but now im barton
Alphonse: woof im a dog
Mordecai: That's a terrible Barton.
Alphonse: like you could do better
Ben_harrison: oh oh
Ben_harrison: play me
Alphonse: Hi I'm ben
Alphonse: uncanny right
Ben_harrison: when have i ever said "hi"
Ben_harrison: ever
Mordecai: Plus you capitalized the hi and I.
Ben_harrison: ^
Igfig: "Sure, I'd heard. Terrible tragedy for poor Sister Judith." She does sound sorry about it, in fact.
Alphonse: hm
Mordecai: Ben has no need for such frivolous things as capitalization.
Igfig: "Can't say I feel too bad about it on my own account, but it'll be hard for her having just Samuel to help her run the store."
Ben_harrison: Mordecai knows whats up
Alphonse: "What have you thought of the marriage during the days that have passed?"
Alphonse: "Have you come more accustomed to the idea?"
Igfig: (it's been one day I think)
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: i thought id been two or 3
Ben_harrison: all i cap is what irc caps for me
Mordecai: I think a better question might be to ask if we can have a reprieve on that deal we made with her, as Sam, nor anyone for that matter, would feel all that up for anything so soon after their father's death.
Alphonse: yar my question was me thinking that it had been a bit longer
Alphonse: not sure if i wanna ask that now
Mordecai: Also I check up with Barton.
Igfig: "The marriage'd have to be off now, wouldn't it? Can't be leaving Sister Judith all alone."
Alphonse: ohhhh
Alphonse: that was her plot
Alphonse: lets have barton take a sniff
Alphonse: theres the motive guys
Ben_harrison: sams plot
Alphonse: barton take a wiff
Alphonse: 1d20 incredible wiff of a sniff
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2]
Alphonse: PFT
Alphonse: DONE
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Igfig: Barton does not smell anything particularly exciting
Ben_harrison: have him sniff sam
Alphonse: so basically
Alphonse: barton does not sniff constance?
Igfig: well, constance's smell is not the smell he smelled at the bridge
Alphonse: hmmm
Alphonse: im still so sure its her
Ben_harrison: SUCK
Ben_harrison: IT
Alphonse: the motive and evidence all point to it
Alphonse: lets ask to speak with edwina
Alphonse: maybe he heard her mother leave last night
Alphonse: she*
Mordecai: "We still think a marriage between your daughter and Sam would be good, though he'll likely be taking stewardship over his own home now instead of yours.  We hope that would help improve your standing on the idea."
Igfig: Sure, she's doing something or other taking care of one of her younger siblings
Alphonse: "Would it be okay if we could speak to edwina about this now that the wedding may be off?"
Igfig: "Hmm. Well, if that's the case... I suppose I could see that working out.:
Igfig: "If you like."
Alphonse: idk man im starting to think it wasnt her but IM ALSO SO SUREEEE
Igfig: edwina is in the next room over
Igfig: she comes in upon hearing her name
Ben_harrison: it was soo sam
Igfig: "Oh, hi Mr. Dogs! I heard you fought a bunch of bandits and won?!"
Alphonse: "We sure did hun"
Alphonse: is constance still here
Ben_harrison: "yes"
Mordecai: Yup.
Igfig: Yep
Alphonse: "Mind if we speak to her alone?"
Mordecai: "You shouldn't have to worry about any more raids happening here anymore."
Alphonse: surely she has things to do ruunning a farm
Alphonse: and cant waste any more time talking to dogs
Igfig: Constance thinks for a moment. "Suppose it couldn't hurt." She goes off to tend to farm-related business
Igfig: .
Alphonse: god damn
Alphonse: "Edwina did you hear anything unusual last night?"
Igfig: "No. Should I have?"
Alphonse: WELL IM STUMPED
Alphonse: "Was your mother busy at all yesterday evening?
Alphonse: i dbout it was sam
Igfig: "Mother's always busy."
Alphonse: "Really? How late was she up last night?"
Mordecai: "I'm sure, this farm must take a lot of work."
Igfig: (there are no clocks here)
Alphonse: yeah im thining she could answer like
Igfig: "I don't know, a few hours after dark?"
Alphonse: 2 hours after edwina went to bed or something
Alphonse: is it mid summer by any chance igfig
Igfig: "She went to bed about the same time I did."
Ben_harrison: (IT WAS SAM)
Alphonse: sam does have a motive...
Igfig: She went to bed at a time that's fairly late, but earlier than the murder would have been
Alphonse: hmm
Alphonse: iidk
Alphonse: maybe we should question samuel again
Mordecai: I don't think this is a case of patricide though, I mean he sorta has a motive?  I guess.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: he was angry at his dad
Ben_harrison: have barton sniff him
Igfig: agh goddamn it somebody say a line we can end this session on
Alphonse: and the wedding he was against that
Ben_harrison: PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mordecai: Also hurrah, I got to use patricide in a sentence.
Ben_harrison: hows that
Alphonse: maybe we should question samuel
Alphonse: or 
Mordecai: I learned that word from Rogue Legacy.
Igfig: "If it wasn't Constance... then who was it?"
Igfig: something like that
Igfig: SMASH TO BLACK
Ben_harrison: IT WAS SAM
Alphonse: i want to compare the size of the hand marks on the body igfig
Alphonse: lets warp back there
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: are they by any chance
Mordecai: Wait no, I didn't learn patricide from Rogue Legacy.
Igfig: seriously though I am getting sleepy so I want to end this soon
Alphonse: smaller than condances or whatever her name is
Mordecai: I learned paterphobia from rogue legacy.
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: if the hand marks are about samuel sized
Igfig: The hand marks are, hmm, it's hard to tell because they're rather irregular
Alphonse: i place my own hands over them
Igfig: but they're larger than Sam's you think
Alphonse: since constance is about my size in the hand department
Ben_harrison: its sam
Mordecai: Either way though, Igfig totally played us with our expectations.
Alphonse: hmm
Alphonse: what other characters ARE there
Ben_harrison: played you
Alphonse: there has to be someone we are looking
Alphonse: not samuel
Alphonse: not constance
Alphonse: but then who
Igfig: that's a suitable ending line
Igfig: SMASH TO BLACK