Alphonse: how are you today dogtuna
Alphonse: oh ya you cant talk
Alphonse: CAUSE IGFIG IS LAZY
Igfig: Still mute I'm afraid
Alphonse flips dogtuna over
Alphonse: 1d20 screw you
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [17]
Alphonse: boom
Alphonse: almost a critical
Igfig: Last time, on Dogs in the Vineyard
Alphonse: DONE
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: wait is erik here
Jacob_Quinn: Yes.
Alphonse: THEN WE CAN BEGIN
Jacob_Quinn: LEARN OUR NAMES GOD DAMMIT.
Ben_harrison: whats my name
Igfig: I don't even remember your names
Igfig: who's dogtuna
Alphonse: no clue
Ben_harrison: my name is Ben_harrison
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: last time
Igfig: you killed all the bandits
Igfig: and came back
Ben_harrison: wooo
Ben_harrison: now we let sam off cause god wanted his dad dead
Igfig: only to discover that Samuel's dad, Alphonse's brother in law, Hamilton
Jacob_Quinn: Hooray for murder.
Igfig: drowned in the river while you were away
Alphonse: how insensitive
Igfig: You immediately suspected murder
Alphonse: man what if it wasnt murder thouh
Ben_harrison: it was divine punishment
Jacob_Quinn: According to our doctor, he was obviously beaten.
Jacob_Quinn: And drowned.
Alphonse: oh ya
Alphonse: man that was ME too
Igfig: and after talking to Judith (Hamilton's wife, Alf's sister) and Samuel, examining the body, talking to the Steward, inspecting the scene of the crime, and talking to Constance
Igfig: you decided that yes, he was murdered
Ben_harrison: we deduced it was sam
Igfig: but by whom, you still aren't sure
Ben_harrison: who was gods tool in hams death
Alphonse: where exactly did we leave off?
Mordecai: We talked to Constance and we were on our way back to town I think.
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: aye
Alphonse: first I want to check something based on my thoughts over the past week
Igfig: you may want to review the logs from last time
Alphonse: in character this is alphonse being suspicious
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Ben_harrison> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Mordecai> Also hurrah, I got to use patricide in a sentence.
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Ben_harrison> hows that
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Alphonse> maybe we should question samuel
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Alphonse> or 
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Mordecai> I learned that word from Rogue Legacy.
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <~Igfig> "If it wasn't Constance... then who was it?"
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <~Igfig> something like that
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <~Igfig> SMASH TO BLACK
Ben_harrison: [22:36] <Ben_harrison> IT WAS SAM
Ben_harrison: how it ended
Alphonse: "Before we question samuel I want to go take a look at the bridge once more"
Igfig: http://champion.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/ditv/logs/
Igfig: ok
Alphonse: "unless you guys think we have anything urgent to get to"
Alphonse: guess not
Alphonse: so warping to the bridge
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: first is the broken wood still in the river?
Jacob_Quinn: "I've had to poop for three days."
Jacob_Quinn: "But carry on."
Alphonse: "you can poo later"
Igfig: um
Alphonse: from the railing of the bridge
Igfig: I'm not sure, what difference would it make?
Mordecai: It probably floated away by now.
Alphonse: I want to see the marks on the wood
Jacob_Quinn shits in the woods.
Ben_harrison: thats a really long poop
Igfig: ah
Igfig: Yeah, sure
Alphonse: you said it was strong and the bridge was fine
Ben_harrison: god is punishing your bowels
Alphonse: so if so then the wood would have to be purposely broken
Alphonse: like kicked or somethign
Igfig: The wood isn't right there, but you find it stuck between two rocks a bit further downstream
Alphonse: if it had been from hamilton leaning on it the cracks would be right down the center and splinters would be everywhere from the weak wood
Alphonse: perfect
Alphonse: I examine the edges and the cracks 
Alphonse: the wood is wet and its been a day so it's hard to see
Igfig: Well, it doesn't look like that, no
Igfig: nor does it look like it was sawed
Alphonse: hmm
Igfig: there are some deep gouges in it
Alphonse: hmmm
Alphonse: how deep?
Igfig: half an inch maybe?
Alphonse: hum
Alphonse: what do you guys think
Alphonse: tht seems odd
Alphonse: but not sure what could make that
Alphonse: if anything it proves he hadnt just leaned against the bridge and it broke
Igfig: From the way it was broken, you think it was probably pulled, not pushed
Igfig: like, torn out
Alphonse: hm
Igfig: bent nails and stuff
Jacob_Quinn: Maybe someone threw him over.
Jacob_Quinn: And he held on.
Ben_harrison: bears
Alphonse: I walk back to the bridge check the spot where the bridge was vroken
Alphonse: do the splinters on the edges of the railings point into the bridge or out to the river?
Ben_harrison: sam is a bear
Igfig: In, I guess? Whatever implies that it was broken from on the bridge
Mordecai: Or maybe someone pulled it off, and then bashed someone with it.
Alphonse: what i mean is
Alphonse: if i am standing on the bridge
Alphonse: and the railing had been pulled
Alphonse: the splinters on the edges would point at me
Igfig: yes, the splinters point in
Alphonse: alright then
Alphonse: so what were we going to do next
Alphonse: question samuel one more time?
Jacob_Quinn: I'm just hear to fix guns.
Jacob_Quinn: But yeah.
Mordecai: I'd say we deliver the mail.
Jacob_Quinn: here*
Mordecai: Gives us a reason to visit everyone with Barton tagging along.
Alphonse: alright you can go ahead and do that i dont think i have any questions for him
Alphonse: but ya thats good
Alphonse: lets deliver the mail
Alphonse: HEY BEN
Alphonse: MAIL
Alphonse: ben_harrison
Jacob_Quinn: BEEEN.
Alphonse: now is his time
Ben_harrison: WOOOOOOOOO
Ben_harrison: YEAH
Alphonse: I hand the mail over to ben
Igfig: There are a number of pieces of mail
Ben_harrison takes it
Igfig: all clearly stamped and addressed
Ben_harrison: lovely
Alphonse: this is for you ben
Igfig: except one that just has "Father Christmas" scrawled across it
Igfig: you think it got put in the wrong load
Ben_harrison goes to the post office to drop off the mail bag
Alphonse: there is no post office
Alphonse: its just mail to each individual person
Igfig: I think you just deliver it by hand, yeah
Ben_harrison: of course there is
Ben_harrison: that is how it works
Jacob_Quinn: Jesus Christ Ben. You are the worst mailman.
Alphonse: not at that time
Jacob_Quinn: We had this conversation in the first session!
Igfig: That's how it works among godless heathens, maybe
Alphonse: maybe the bigger cities have a post office
Ben_harrison: you bring the mail to the office and people get it themselves
Alphonse: but not most villages
Alphonse: w o w
Alphonse: worst. mailman. ever
Jacob_Quinn: Alright. We go to the post office.
Alphonse: i think we should take over jacob
Jacob_Quinn: We drop off the bag.
Jacob_Quinn: Great job, Ben.
Ben_harrison: its like yall didnt read up on postal services
Jacob_Quinn: Who's a good mailman? Who's my big strong mailman?
Igfig: you drop off the letters at the appropriate place, wherever that may be
Jacob_Quinn: I think my little mailman deserves a treat.
Ben_harrison: cause that is exactly how it was done
Ben_harrison: fools
Igfig: Then congrats Ben on a job well done
Jacob_Quinn: We're playing a ttrpg about Mormon gun-paladins stopping demon invasions.
Jacob_Quinn: I'm pretty sure the mail can work however.
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway.
Jacob_Quinn: Mail delivered.
Ben_harrison: yessss
Igfig: Next stop?
Jacob_Quinn: Who do we think killed this guy?
Alphonse: i kinda want to know what that christmas one was
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: I think brother Hamilton
Alphonse: samuel is not strong enough to break the bridge, or hold hamilton under
Ben_harrison hangs on to the father christmas one though
Alphonse: constance's motive falls through after we continued the marriage with her daughter working the store with samuel
Alphonse: wife doesnt make sense 
Alphonse: it just comes back to the steward
Alphonse: we dont know enough about this guy
Alphonse: I think when we found him at the bridge he was breaking the bridge for the excuse that it fell
Igfig: That doesn't fit with the footprint you found at the scene, though
Alphonse: which footprint?
Igfig: In the dirt by the river?
Alphonse: yar i mean what was its description its lost in the logs
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah we found it before I left last week.
Igfig: Pointing away from the river
Alphonse: it wasnt too big?
Alphonse: hmm
Igfig: It was too small
Alphonse: maybe samuel was involved but not the killer
Igfig: small man or medium wonman
Alphonse: i just dont think it works out for him
Alphonse: we need to have barton track that scen
Alphonse: we need to have barton track that scent
Alphonse: argh
Mordecai: Yup.
Alphonse: lets bring barton around
Jacob_Quinn: BARTON, KILL.
Alphonse: we already checked the body
Alphonse: and uhh
Alphonse: and constance
Mordecai: That's what we are doing with the mail right now I thought.
Alphonse: yeah 
Igfig: I think you guys have been walking back and forth enough as to mess up the scent now
Alphonse: but apparently POST OFFICES EXISTED
Alphonse: well barton still has the scent
Alphonse: he sniffed nice and good
Igfig: yeah, but then you went down to Constance's, and to the, uh, post office
Alphonse: so its either samuel or hamilton then
Alphonse: how can we figure this last bit out guys
Jacob_Quinn: Who the fuck is Hamilton?
Mordecai: I don't think Hamilton killed himself, seeing as we're pretty sure he was murdered.
Jacob_Quinn: That's the dead guy.
Igfig: and I figure more people have been down to the bridge and back since then
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Alphonse: oops
Alphonse: i mean samuel or the steward
Jacob_Quinn: We could just strongarm the shit out of one of them and try for a confession.
Jacob_Quinn: That sounds like something cult warriors woudl do.
Alphonse: thats like 50/50 chance of getting the right onem
Mordecai: And yeah, so the scent idea has gone away now.  Wasn't the strongest plan anyways, I don't think Irish Wolfhounds are known for their sense of smell.
Mordecai: More for their being huge and tackling people.
Alphonse: either way I dont think constance did it cause the motive is gone for her
Jacob_Quinn: It wasn't at the time.
Igfig: also I'd much rather you solved the puzzle with deduction and investigation than following a magic scent trail to the culprit
Jacob_Quinn: I mean we took it away in retrospect, but she had no reason to  believe it would be before.
Alphonse: what do you mean
Jacob_Quinn: She had no reason at the beginning to supsect that Samuel wouldn't call off the marriage to work in the store.
Igfig: wait, gimme a second to parse that double negative
Alphonse: yeah im uh
Igfig: hm
Alphonse: not sure what he is saying
Igfig: so she had reason to suspect that he would call off the marriage?
Igfig: (or rather, no reason not to)
Alphonse: so
Alphonse: either way
Alphonse: she has no motive 
Jacob_Quinn: I missed the end of that session.
Jacob_Quinn: I thought the consensus was "We are going to push that marriage anyway"
Ben_harrison: it was sam
Jacob_Quinn: But she might have thought it would get her out of it.
Alphonse: so shemay have killed hamilton thinking it would have ended the mariage?
Jacob_Quinn: that was my thinking, yeah.
Alphonse: we thought that at first
Igfig: what she said when you talked to her was that she was okay with the marriage now that it wouldn't Samuel coming to take over her family
Alphonse: but remember when we talked to her we continued the marriage by saying the daughter would go live with samuel
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: so that theory falls through
Alphonse: and thats why i think she didnt do it
Jacob_Quinn: Fair enough.
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: so
Jacob_Quinn: Crazy idea.
Jacob_Quinn: Could the Steward be gay?
Jacob_Quinn: And want to bone Samuel?
Alphonse: samuel or steward
Alphonse: thatas getting a bit outrageous
Alphonse: but we dont know he isnt
Alphonse: so whats our plan of actino
Alphonse: put them in a room together and see what happens
Ben_harrison: who isnt gay really
Jacob_Quinn: Well Ben wants to kill Sam.
Jacob_Quinn: And Paul isn't here.
Ben_harrison: nuh uh
Igfig: Note that nobody knew that Sam was gay
Alphonse: so we lock ben in the closet
Mordecai: But what would that accomplish?  Putting the Steward and Sam in the same room?
Alphonse: nothing i was joking
Ben_harrison: ben thinks sam was gods tool to kill ham
Alphonse: we need an actual course of action
Jacob_Quinn: SPARKS WOULD FLY.
Jacob_Quinn: Why would God want to kill Hamilton?
Mordecai: Him wanting to bone Sam wouldn't give a reason for him to murder Hamilton.
Alphonse: yar
Ben_harrison: for reasons im sure
Igfig: also, if you'll permit me to metagame for a moment here
Alphonse: lets see if we can get dirt on the steward or something
Igfig: This murder caused the Demonic Influence to hit level 5
Mordecai: You are the dm, last I checked the dm is the only one allowed to meta game, I think, maybe.
Igfig: which means that it was not divinely decreed
Mordecai: Yar.
Alphonse: aah
Alphonse: that is true
Igfig: this murder is ultimately caused by the demons, in some way
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: so steward or samuel
Alphonse: so like i mentioned last week
Alphonse: lets see if we can sneak in and find the stewards journal or something
Igfig: okay
Jacob_Quinn: Works for me.
Jacob_Quinn: See if he's a crazy.
Jacob_Quinn: This is really Paul's territory.
Alphonse: so we need guys to distract him
Alphonse: i wouldnt say paul
Alphonse: our hunter knows how to walk silently
Alphonse: and sneak
Jacob_Quinn: Sneaking seems like osmething he'd be good at.
Jacob_Quinn: Ahh yes.
Jacob_Quinn: Okay
Alphonse: so we distract the steward
Jacob_Quinn: I'll district the Steward.
Jacob_Quinn: distract*
Jacob_Quinn: You stand guard.
Igfig: district the attorney
Jacob_Quinn: Mordecai finds the journal.
Alphonse: yup
Alphonse: i cover the door non chalantly or whatever
Alphonse: and talk to him
Jacob_Quinn: Alright, I'm gonna ask the Steward to come with me to the burned section of the town so we can discuss plans to rebuild and repair now that the bandits are dealt with.
Alphonse: so jacob sneaks through the guys back window or something
Mordecai: Do we know he has a journal?
Alphonse: that would be even better
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: we dont know
Alphonse: but that was an example
Alphonse: if we can find anything
Jacob_Quinn: If he murdered somebody, he'll probably have something incriminating in there.
Alphonse: a letter from hamilton, a plan or something
Alphonse: yar
Igfig: Except it's not like the town was burned down, just lightly damaged in places
Jacob_Quinn: What's the Stewards name?
Igfig: Derrick
Alphonse: how can we pull him away from his office / house then
Alphonse: hm
Jacob_Quinn: Well yeah, but as an inventor/tinker Jacob would wnat to help as much as possible before he leaves.
Jacob_Quinn: Trust me, I am gonna bore the shit out of this guy.
Jacob_Quinn: But he's not going to brush off a Dog.
Alphonse: i suppose
Jacob_Quinn: And if he's really defensive about leaving well... that kinda tells us something, too.
Alphonse: how will this conflict work?
Igfig: Eh, I'm not going to do it as a conflict
Alphonse: i figure it could be
Alphonse: otherwise its just us saying we do this and mordecai goes in and finds blank
Jacob_Quinn: That's fine for solving a logic puzzle.
Alphonse: i guess so yar
Igfig: Well, it's not quite that easy
Mordecai: Yeah, we still have to figure things out.
Alphonse: so we walk into the office and whats our excuse to pull him away?
Alphonse: mordecai is not with us
Jacob_Quinn: I ask him to come with me to the damaged sections of town.
Alphonse: just a few houses
Igfig: That's the main street
Jacob_Quinn: So I can offer my services as a crafstman before we leave.
Igfig: basically right outside
Alphonse: sure
Jacob_Quinn: I want to meet the people who live and work there.
Jacob_Quinn: See the damage.
Alphonse: aah
Jacob_Quinn: Mordecai will have to go in the back.
Jacob_Quinn: See what help they need.
Alphonse: and we can help repair
Jacob_Quinn: Talk to him about faith and buildings and whatnor.
Igfig: "Sure, I suppose that could be arranged. Let me introduce you."
Jacob_Quinn: whatnot*
Ben_harrison: i have a digging trait that could help if we want to look through the office
Alphonse: "Excellent, lead the way"
Alphonse: during this time mordecai climbs through the window...
Igfig: and he goes off with you
Igfig: okay
Mordecai: Or we could just go in through the door?  If there was no one else in there.
Jacob_Quinn: Alphie should pretend to be equally bored.
Igfig: You probably could, yeah
Jacob_Quinn: And just dump me on teh Steward so he can get away from my yapping about buildings.
Alphonse: if its just outside walking through the door would be silly
Jacob_Quinn: And then sit on the porch.
Jacob_Quinn: Relaxing.
Mordecai: But could give me a legitimate reason to explain why I am in there if I don't get out in time, saying I was trying to find him or one of you guys, and I had just missed you.
Ben_harrison: have the dog sniff him now
Alphonse: sure but for now just get in there and look around
Alphonse: the dog's lost the scent
Jacob_Quinn: You needed to use the can.
Mordecai: Yar, either way, I go inside and start searching.
Mordecai: Looking for any records, letters, journals, various things.
Igfig: Well he's out at the moment, and he's not out on the street. Went with Alphonse into one of the fire-damaged buildings to talk to the people there
Igfig: Okay
Jacob_Quinn: Alphonse is on the porch.
Alphonse: yup
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob is talking his ear off about structural integrity.
Igfig: er, not alphonse
Igfig: jacob
Alphonse: I'm just outside bored 
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: You pretty quickly find a... not so much journal as log
Ben_harrison: i am in the wind
Mordecai: Alright.
Jacob_Quinn: Ben is still at the post office.
Jacob_Quinn: Just basking in the smell.
Alphonse: ben sniffs
Alphonse: mmmm
Igfig: it's not in any great detail, but some of the more recent entries deal with the whole Constance situation
Ben_harrison: chatting up the atendent
Mordecai: Makes ssense for there to be entries on that, he is the town's steward after all.
Ben_harrison: oh i should do that
Ben_harrison: the post officer gonna know whos getting letters from whom
Ben_harrison: know town gossip
Igfig: he's worried, at the beginning, about what she'll do with her husband Elijah dead. There's some mention of the women of the town—primarily Judith, let's say—going to help her out with things
Ben_harrison: Igfig can i talk to the attendant at the mail boxes?
Igfig: but over time he comes to the opinion that she's doing fine on her own
Igfig: There is no attendant I'm afraid
Igfig: nobody would steal mail, wouldn't be much point
Ben_harrison: slacking on the job!
Mordecai: Anything else of note in the entries?
Alphonse: hmm
Alphonse: odd
Igfig: there's a box for putting letters into, you can collect this town's mail here
Ben_harrison: we need to set up an officer
Alphonse: ben i think you are vastly overestimating this town's population
Alphonse: so it looks like we didnt find anything in his notes
Alphonse: HMMMM
Igfig: Nothing incriminating, at least
Igfig: he does not seem to be a crazy
Ben_harrison: more than a couple families?
Alphonse: this is true
Igfig: Few dozen families maybe
Ben_harrison: well then its big enough for a proper office
Mordecai: Alright, any other books or logs of interest?
Igfig: not really, nothing that catches your eye
Alphonse: maybe we should talk to samuel again then
Mordecai: Alright, I go ahead and leave the building, giving Barton a nice scratch behind the ears since he waited outside.
Alphonse: good dog
Alphonse: better dog than ben
Ben_harrison: i need to talk to the steward about his lackadaisical attitude to the mail
Mordecai: I need a memory jog, Sam said he heard two pairs of people leaving his house right?
Alphonse: err
Alphonse: not sure
Ben_harrison: "said"
Mordecai: Like, two on the staircase I think even?
Jacob_Quinn: I think he heard two creaks.
Igfig: He said heard the stairs creak twice, yeah
Alphonse: it could have just been two feet
Alphonse: humans enerally have two feet
Mordecai: And only twice, so that means no one went up.
Alphonse: generally*
Ben_harrison: the demon level is so high because there is no post officer
Igfig: it was two people
Alphonse: danit
Alphonse: danit
Igfig: or one person twice
Alphonse: DANGIT MY KEYBOARD
Mordecai: Yup yup, but we know Hamilton didn't go back.
Alphonse: so it has to have been a second person
Alphonse: hmmm
Mordecai: Or two people leaving.
Igfig: although it's possible it creaked more after that, because he fell asleep after hearing those creaks
Ben_harrison: "STEWARD"
Alphonse: that is true
Alphonse: lets search hamilton's room
Alphonse: see if we find anything
Igfig: ok
Alphonse: my ideas are running out
Ben_harrison: "it has come to my attention that you do not have a post officer"
Alphonse: and i doubt anyone will object so lets just ransack
Ben_harrison: "explain"
Jacob_Quinn: Works for me.
Ben_harrison: hang on guys
Alphonse: :I
Igfig: "Oh, hello Brother Benjamin. Yes, that's true. We don't get the mail here often enough to need that kind of position."
Ben_harrison: we are back to mail
Alphonse: always the mail
Jacob_Quinn: "Good enough for us. Carry on."
Jacob_Quinn: We walk away.
Ben_harrison: "well then i deputize you"
Ben_harrison: "temporary officer"
Igfig: "People generally just come and check the post when it arrives, then send their own letters along with the Dogs when they leave."
Igfig: "Oh, er... thank you, but I don't think that will be necessary."
Alphonse: the steward is overcome with feelings at being deputized
Alphonse: ANYWAYS
Alphonse: we ransack hamilton's room
Alphonse: do we find anything
Alphonse: throw open drawers
Ben_harrison: "attend your duties well"
Alphonse: look in desks
Igfig: Oh right, you go to Samuel and Judith's house
Igfig: Judith greets you, and lets you upstairs
Mordecai: I don't think we need to throw open drawers, we are trying to solve the murder but it isn't like we expect another one to happen.
Alphonse: we THROW OPEN DRAWERS
Igfig: but she was about to go take out the laundry, so she goes back downstairs and leaves you to it.
Ben_harrison digs around
Ben_harrison: 1d4
Dogtuna: Ben_harrison's pool is [2]
Alphonse: i dont thnk we need to roll
Igfig: actually, how is laundry done before laundry machines?
Alphonse: there was this rolling board thing
Ben_harrison: wash basins
Alphonse: it clipped onto a bucket of water
Igfig: In the river? Or a tub?
Alphonse: and you rolled clothes over it over and over to scrub off dirty
Mordecai: By washing it down by the river or in a tub of water.
Alphonse: a tub
Igfig: Ah, a wash basin
Mordecai: Either or I'd think.
Alphonse: either or
Alphonse: warm weather could be a river cause why not
Mordecai: Depending on what is available or handy.
Igfig: hmm... river is more convenient I'd imagine
Mordecai: Or how clean the river is.
Igfig: it's pretty clean
Igfig: so yeah, I guess she leaves entirely, down to the river
Igfig: anyhoo
Alphonse: anyhooooo
Ben_harrison: pollution of industrial revolution hasnt happened
Alphonse: we ransack the house looking for letters or something
Alphonse: or well
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob shat in the river earlier.
Alphonse: just hamilton's room
Alphonse: office
Alphonse: etc
Igfig: The room is fairly spartan, as is the way in the Faith
Alphonse: ?
Ben_harrison: IT
Ben_harrison: IS
Ben_harrison: SPARTAN
Igfig: spartan, not Spartan
Alphonse: like theres not much in there?
Ben_harrison: yeah
Igfig: yeah
Alphonse: hm
Jacob_Quinn: Not a lot of comfort.
Alphonse: so not much to look through at least
Igfig: bed, chest of drawers, a chair or two
Jacob_Quinn: THROW OPEN THE DRAWERS.
Igfig: no letters to be found, beyond copies of restocking orders
Alphonse: figured we wouldnt find much
Alphonse: hmmm man
Igfig: the drawers contain clothing
Alphonse: i am just not sure anymore
Igfig: I'm trying to find ways to put clues in here! But it's hard
Alphonse: im practically out of ideas
Alphonse: (lets do my idea)
Igfig: also this beer was a bad idea on a near-empty stomach
Jacob_Quinn: I dunno what else we could do.
Alphonse: lets do my idea
Alphonse: i vote my idea
Alphonse: its fun
Alphonse: it could be a nice conflict too
Jacob_Quinn: What idea is that?
Alphonse: all of us vs all of them
Mordecai: Nah.
Jacob_Quinn: Murder the entire town? 
Jacob_Quinn: CLEANSE THE WOUND.
Alphonse: no threaten to kill all our suspects if the killer does not come forwards
Mordecai: Does Judith share her room with Hamilton?
Igfig: yes
Mordecai: Right, so didn't find anything of hers either then.
Igfig: Well, there's her sewing and stuff
Jacob_Quinn: CONVENIENT.
Alphonse: obviously she sewed him into a big sweater and drowned him
Igfig: uhm, I suppose there should also be something in here to further establish that she's friends with Constance, but I don't know what
Alphonse: maybe just a picture or something
Jacob_Quinn: A shrine.
Alphonse: thats creepy
Igfig: a selfie, the two of them doing duckface
Alphonse: how about a letter like "i really enjoyed book club last week, lets divorce our husbands and get lesbian married next week"
Mordecai: That'd get painful, holding a duckface long enough to camera obscura a selfie.
Igfig: nothing of that sort
Alphonse: ya 
Alphonse: so
Alphonse: who says we do my idea
Igfig: for one, nobody in this town would send letters to each other
Igfig: when it's much faster to go see them yourselve
Igfig: s
Alphonse: lets metagame that we know they are good friends
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: none of us are very educated on that period of time
Mordecai: Well we've got info that they have been hanging out lately.
Alphonse: thats true
Mordecai: The notes in the thing, the camera obscura duckface selfie.
Jacob_Quinn: DEY FRIENDS.
Alphonse: of course
Mordecai: Constance being sad for her that Hamilton died.
Alphonse: yar
Mordecai: I mean everyone is, but she specifically sent her condolences to her.
Alphonse: we need a COUP DE GRAS
Jacob_Quinn: HOW CONVENIENT,
Mordecai: We need to consider the fact that Judith may have gotten some ill-informed ideas on what to do with her life from talking to Constance.
Alphonse: like what do you mean?
Alphonse: KILLING HER HUSBAND?
Mordecai: How big is Judith?
Igfig: Medium-size
Alphonse: would that fit the footprint?
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: aw
Alphonse: snap
Mordecai: Who would have an easy time getting Hamilton to leave his house in the middle of the night?
Alphonse: JUDITH
Alphonse: "i need to discuss something with you but i dont want samuel to hear"
Mordecai: Who would go down the stairs at the same time as Hamilton, and not need to go upstairs in the first place?
Jacob_Quinn: "They're gonna take your son away if you don't kill your husband."
Alphonse: J U D I T H
Jacob_Quinn: Sounds pretty good to me.
Alphonse: you know thats true
Alphonse: constance could have been the trigger
Alphonse: if she is my sister she spent time in the military
Alphonse: and is strong enough to hold him under to drown him
Alphonse: aw hell
Alphonse: the murderer could be my sister
Igfig: women can't join the military
Alphonse: well i know
Alphonse: but she would have done work there
Alphonse: acting as a nurse even
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: you'd have to pick up wounded
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: we didnt think of this angle
Alphonse: so with this new theory what can we do to try and prove it
Mordecai: Talk to her?  You are her brother.
Alphonse: and what
Alphonse: ask her if she killed her husband
Mordecai: I dunno.
Alphonse: hm
Alphonse: we could 
Jacob_Quinn: Just tell her we know.
Alphonse: i could convince her the secret is safe with me
Alphonse: so we can stay here 
Alphonse: and i can visit her during the night
Alphonse: and tell her i know she killed hamilton
Alphonse: and want to know why
Alphonse: adn that i trust it was just and necessary
Alphonse: and her secret is safe with me
Alphonse: how's that sound
Alphonse: if I can covnince her to confess
Jacob_Quinn: Works for me.
Mordecai: Then we have to do something.
Mordecai: Not sure how we'll want to handle that if it turns out to be her.
Alphonse: let's cross that bridge when we get to it
Alphonse: for now lets see if we can get her to confess
Igfig: kay
Alphonse: where do dogs sleep in villages?
Igfig: when and where?
Igfig: Uh
Igfig: hm, that's a good question
Alphonse: is there like a "dogs house" in each village?
Jacob_Quinn: We kill her.
Igfig: That would make a lot of sense actually
Igfig: let's say there is
Alphonse: neato
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: As we leave we run into judith on her way back
Alphonse: I hang back
Alphonse: "Judith, I'd like to talk to you after dark"
Igfig: in fact, the doghouse is probably attached to the post office
Igfig: or vice versa
Jacob_Quinn: We sleep on mail.
Alphonse: "I do not want samuel to hear, let's meet at the bridge"
Jacob_Quinn: Under a blanket of mail.
Mordecai: The Steward's home would probably have extra room, or if that wasn't available in the town local families could probably volunteer to do so.
Alphonse: wait
Alphonse: bridge or her house guys
Mordecai: The bridge could be very...  thematic?  I keep using that word, I need more words.
Alphonse: yar
Mordecai: Dramatic probably.
Alphonse: for drama I'd like the bridge
Jacob_Quinn: Dramatic.
Alphonse: igfig is that okay
Jacob_Quinn: Cinematic.
Mordecai: Cinematic, that's one that was eluding me for some reason.
Igfig: "Oh? What about? Did you figure out who did it?"
Alphonse: "I'll explain everything there, I'd just like no one to overhear when I tell you my theory"
Igfig: "All right... I'll see you then."
Alphonse: I nod and we walk off
Alphonse: night falls....
Alphonse: I definitely want at least one of you there at the bridge
Alphonse: maybe hiding underneath in the water
Jacob_Quinn: Mordecai should do it.
Alphonse: the river will drown out your sloshing as you move underneath hopefully
Jacob_Quinn: Hide in the trees.
Alphonse: thats what i was thinking
Igfig: she continues along her way, a thoughtful expression on her face
Jacob_Quinn: On account of he is a hunter.
Alphonse: once again that sneaking
Igfig: right, night falls
Alphonse: and thus night falls....
Igfig: also did I mention that night falls
Alphonse: as the moon is hanging in the sky Alphonse approaches the bridge with a torch, seemingly along
Jacob_Quinn: I heard a falling sound.
Alphonse: alone*
Jacob_Quinn: Oh, it was just night.
Igfig: night falls and cracks
Igfig: the dawn spillsout
Alphonse: but secretly, Mordecai has been waiting hidden under the bridge in the shadows for an hour in preperation
Igfig: all right
Mordecai: Under the bridge?  I suppose if there is room.
Alphonse: id imagine so 
Alphonse: okay so guys whats our evidence
Alphonse: the footprint
Alphonse: the squeaks
Alphonse: anything else?
Alphonse: process of elimination i guess
Alphonse: do the wounds point towards her at all?
Igfig: After a quarter of an hour or so, Judith appears
Igfig: coming down the bridge with a lantern in her hand
Alphonse: wow
Alphonse: rude
Alphonse: i have a torch and she has a LANTERN
Igfig: "Alfie? What did you want to talk to me about?"
Alphonse: "Judith..."
Alphonse: I approach her
Alphonse: "I don't want to mince words here"
Alphonse: "All the evidence... points to you. I know you killed hamilton"
Alphonse: "No one else has figured it out yet"
Igfig: "What? What are you talking about?"
Igfig: and LET's ROLL
Igfig: Acuity + Heart
Alphonse: 8d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: ooh
Alphonse: and she is family so 1d6?
Igfig: yep
Igfig: 9d6
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Igfig: 1d6 family
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: sHIT
Igfig: and I think some more for her relationship with Hamilton
Igfig: 2d4
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: this is a 1 on 1
Igfig: yes
Alphonse: I'm going to have to pull out traits
Alphonse: unless it escalates
Alphonse: thats why mordecai is here
Alphonse: so first...
Alphonse: "Don't play dumb with me Judith you were never a good liar and we both know it. You can trust me, we are family. I just want to know why"
Alphonse: RAISE 3 4
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Igfig: "I don't know what you're talking about! Why would I want to kill him?" You see tears in her eyes
Igfig: also, she is actually an excellent liar
Igfig: 2d10 good actress
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6, 8]
Alphonse: OUCH
Igfig: SEE 8
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 8! Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Oh snap.
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: not good
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like maybe we should all have confronted her...
Alphonse: dont worry I've got this
Igfig: "I /loved/ Hamilton. He was the light of my life."
Igfig: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Please raise with one die, Igfig.
Igfig: oh right
Alphonse: ya you turned the blow
Igfig: RAISE 4
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: thank you for not raising 18
Igfig: heheh
Alphonse: or whatever
Alphonse: SEE 6 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 12. Alphonse's pool is [3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: Judith I know that, I was there at the wedding remember, I saw your love first hand
Igfig: wait what, how did you get all those 6s
Alphonse: that was my See 
Alphonse: idk I just rolled them
Alphonse: luck I guess
Igfig: A moment ago it was "Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]"
Alphonse: wait
Alphonse: thats true what
Alphonse: is that a bug with dogtuna?
Igfig: Dogtuna, what is going on
Igfig: She didn't go hrgflfblblbl
Alphonse: so uh
Alphonse: do i see again
Igfig: yeah, try seeing with dice you actually have
Igfig: wait actualyl
Mordecai: Maybe it has something to do with your accidental raise 6 and 6?
Alphonse: maybe
Mordecai: or that could be entirely unrelated.
Igfig: I didn't lose the dice I saw and raised with either
Alphonse: uh oh
Alphonse: did we break dogtuna
Igfig: no wiat
Igfig: wait
Igfig: I totally did
Igfig: never mind
Igfig: it's just you
Alphonse: hm
Igfig: try seeing with dice you actually have
Alphonse: SEE 5 4 3
Dogtuna: Alphonse, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Alphonse: SEE 5 4 3 FALLOUT 4
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 12. Alphonse's pool is [3, 5, 5, 6]
Igfig: or, like, roll a trait first
Alphonse: alright there
Alphonse: that was odd
Igfig: oh, ok
Alphonse: okay anyways
Alphonse: But I'm a doctor, I can't ignore the facts. The marks on the body, hand marks on the shoulders holding him down, they are just like yours"
Alphonse: 2d10 educated doctor
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: ehh
Alphonse: RAISE 6 5
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Alphonse's pool is [1, 3, 3, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: Wow.
Alphonse: that might screw me
Alphonse: I can escalate if I must
Igfig: "What? No they aren't. My hands aren't nearly that big."
Igfig: SEE 5 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 11. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Igfig: and that is actually true, those marks look maybe too big for her hands
Alphonse: the corpse was bloated
Igfig: that is true
Alphonse: it would make the hand marks bigger than they would originally have been
Mordecai: (Or she didn't do it alone)
Alphonse: that was what i was going to say next
Alphonse: i dont like that idea
Alphonse: that could mean she isnt alone here
Mordecai: Well neither are you, so yeah.
Alphonse: mordecai can hear the whole conversation I assume
Igfig: "What are you doing this for? I don't understand! Is this some kind of trick?
Igfig: "
Igfig: RAISE 4 5
Dogtuna: Raised 9. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: drowned corpses bloat, if you reduce the size of the hand marks with the body, it matches
Alphonse: SEE 5 3 1
Dogtuna: Alphonse, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Alphonse: SEE 5 3 1 FALLOUT 3
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 9. Alphonse's pool is [3]
Alphonse: oops
Alphonse: fuck
Igfig: it's ok
Alphonse: okay
Igfig: although
Alphonse: I walk right up to her and shake her
Alphonse: 1d6 persuasive
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [3, 6]
Igfig: NOTE only permit fallout in actual sizes
Dogtuna: Noted.
Alphonse: 3d6 body
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [3, 3, 4, 4, 6]
Igfig: Uh, combat? You'd roll Will too
Alphonse: "And the foot prints at the scene Judith! And the testimony from your own son! You can't deny these! I just want to know why you did it!"
Alphonse: not combat
Alphonse: I'm just shaking her
Igfig: ok
Alphonse: RAISE 4 3
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [3, 4, 6]
Igfig: "What testimony? Creaking stairs? That doesn't mean anything. Maybe Hamilton came back up to get something? Or maybe Samuel was dreaming."
Igfig: SEE 1 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 7. Igfig's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 6]
Igfig: "What did I ever do to you, to make you think so little of me?"
Igfig: RAISE 6 5
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Igfig's pool is [2, 2, 3, 6]
Alphonse: "There would have been three creaks if he had gone up again than gone back down. I do not think badly of you Judith, I keep trying to tell you the secret can be ours alone if you just tell me why you did it"
Alphonse: SEE 6 4 3 FALLOUT 4
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 13. Alphonse's pool is []
Alphonse: hmm im going to have to escalate this
Alphonse: idk i dont want to just bunch her
Alphonse: can i push her
Alphonse: will that let me roll will with escalate
Jacob_Quinn: Why don't we just have somebody else come in?
Alphonse: mordecai is there but
Alphonse: idk not sure thats the best idea
Alphonse: like "surprise someone was here listening"
Alphonse: she's almost finished
Igfig: The mechanics don't like people to join in the middle of a conflict
Alphonse: that is true
Alphonse: I'll push her so i can get my will in
Alphonse: 4d6 will
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2, 6]
Igfig: so if you do, you only get to apply one trait or relationship or whatever
Alphonse: GOD
Alphonse: DAMMIT
Alphonse: im going to make a relationship with samuel here
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2, 5, 6]
Alphonse: okay thats better
Alphonse: I shove her backwards getting angry
Alphonse: "And what about Samuel! Your son! What would he do if you got caught, the boy's too frail to go on without any parents so suddenly!"
Alphonse: i am just getting bad rolls all over the place
Alphonse: uh
Alphonse: RAISE 2 5
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 6]
Igfig: POOL
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [2, 2, 3, 6]
Mordecai: What skills all do you have anyways?
Alphonse: Oh i didnt know we could do that now
Alphonse: wait
Igfig: by the way, the pool command works now
Alphonse: PUT 2 5
Dogtuna: Added [2, 5] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2, 5, 6]
Alphonse: RAISE 5 6
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2]
Igfig: She crumples to the ground, sobbing
Igfig: SEE 2 3 6 FALLOUT 6
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 11. Igfig's pool is [2]
Alphonse: okay so all it took was me manhandling my sister ;n;
Alphonse: alphonse feels bad
Igfig: "I don't believe you! You hit me!"
Igfig: She's more surprised than hurt
Igfig: due to
Igfig: 1d8 Tougher than she Looks
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [2, 2]
Alphonse: WOO
Alphonse: thank god
Alphonse: that would have ended me
Alphonse: thank the king of life
Igfig: "What in the King's name in wrong with you?"
Igfig: RAISE 2 2
Dogtuna: Raised 4. Igfig's pool is []
Alphonse: SEE 2 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 4. Alphonse's pool is [1]
Alphonse: You're an Alexander! Get up! It takes more than a light shove to put one of us down
Alphonse: I guess i raise that 1 since you're out of dice
Alphonse: what a ridiculous conflict
Mordecai: She did ask what in the King's name is wrong with you.
Mordecai: You could pull on your relation with the dogs and the king of life to answer her.
Alphonse: that is true
Alphonse: 1d4 dogs
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1]
Igfig: yeah, what you're saying is more a raise than a see
Alphonse: pft
Igfig: wow
Alphonse: ahaha
Alphonse: ok ill repgrase this
Alphonse: PUT 2 2
Dogtuna: Added [2, 2] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2]
Alphonse: SEE 2 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 4. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1]
Alphonse: I am a dog, what in the king's name is wrong with me? In the King's name I am doing my job, revealing sin and dealing with it.
Alphonse: RAISE 1 1 
Dogtuna: Raised 2. Alphonse's pool is []
Alphonse: now get up, you're an alexander it takes more than a light shove to put us down
Alphonse: that works better yar
Igfig: ohh, this is perfect
Alphonse: oh no
Alphonse: a GM shouldnt be happy like this
Alphonse: we're fucked
Igfig: "Sin? Sin? You wouldn't know sin if it punched you in the face."
Igfig: "What's sinful is that you would threaten me, Sister Constance, everybody in this town
Jacob_Quinn: She bout to turn into a demon.
Igfig: over a law that keeps people who can't take care of their own families in charge!"
Igfig: "I'm not letting you do that to us. To me! To my son!"
Jacob_Quinn: MORDECAI TAKE THE SHOT.
Alphonse: TAKE THE SHOT MORDECAI
Igfig: She looks up at you, and you see that the skin of her face is lacerated with many long scratches
Alphonse: i dont yell that
Alphonse: oh godness
Alphonse: goodness
Igfig: her hands are twisted into great massive clawed things
Alphonse: like actual clawed things
Igfig: (it wasn't the bloating)
Alphonse: or just like curled vingers
Alphonse: OH NO
Alphonse: SHE IS DEMONIZING
Igfig: Actual claw things
Alphonse: MORDECAI TAKE THE SHOT
Igfig: And now let's see
Alphonse: I back away
Igfig: 6d6
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5]
Alphonse: MORDECAI 
Igfig: 1d10 Samuel
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5]
Alphonse: "MORDECAI" I shout
Igfig: 2d10 demon
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 7]
Alphonse: shiiiiiiiiit
Igfig: aaand
Igfig: 1d8 Constance I think
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 7]
Igfig: other people can join this if they like
Igfig: but right now
Igfig: SEE 3
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 3! Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 7]
Mordecai: Yar, I was letting you finish your rolling and stuff.
Alphonse: do i need to re roll 
Igfig: nope
Alphonse: since its a new conflict
Igfig: this is all the same fight
Alphonse: then im completely out
Alphonse: well maybe not
Igfig: yup :)
Alphonse: i can do something now
Jacob_Quinn: Would it be considered metagaming if Ben and I ride up apropos of nothing?
Alphonse: probably yar
Alphonse: wlel
Mordecai: You did know that this was going down.
Alphonse: not if you reveal you were under the bridge too
Igfig: She uppercuts Alphonse... well, more of a horrific rending upside the chest
Igfig: launching him right off the bridge
Igfig: SEE 1
Dogtuna: That was not enough to see a raise of 2, Igfig.
Alphonse: hAH
Igfig: oops
Igfig: RAISE 1
Dogtuna: Raised 4. Igfig's pool is [3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 7]
Alphonse: o
Alphonse: I can see that
Igfig: what
Alphonse: I land in front of mordecai
Alphonse: and stand
Igfig: you have nothing in your pool I thought?
Mordecai: He doesn't.
Alphonse: I reach into my holster and pull out my revolver
Mordecai: Oh ho.
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [6]
Alphonse: 1d4
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [3, 6]
Alphonse: 2d6 excellent shot
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 6]
Igfig: you can't really see with a revolver 
Alphonse: aw
Igfig: if you can see it some other way though, you can raise with that
Alphonse: err I can
Alphonse: I can!
Mordecai: Well, I think that depends on how he phrases it, that being said I think he'd have to take the blow all the same, yar.
Alphonse: this is going to be ridiculous
Alphonse: so I fully expect you to laugh at me
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: If you're actually going to see this then, I might want to take that 1 back and make my raise a bit biggr
Alphonse: Luckily enough! Thanks to my military medals, the claws glance off the silver
Alphonse: 2d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: SEE 5
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 5! Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 6, 6]
Igfig: because it would be weird if you managed to not take the blow at all
Igfig: oh shit
Igfig: I guess demons don't like silver
Alphonse: hahaa
Alphonse: I land in a quick roll
Alphonse: pulling out my revolver in one swift motion
Alphonse: and taking a single quick shot at the demon 
Alphonse: RAISE 6
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 6]
Alphonse: Mordecai get yer butt in here
Mordecai: And I'll roll in after he sees this.
Alphonse: alright
Mordecai: Keep the die pools less mixed about.
Igfig: SEE 6 5
Dogtuna: Blocked for 11. Igfig's pool is [3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 7]
Igfig: She leaps off of the bridge after you, and your shot passes through where she'd been
Igfig: all right, c'mon in everyone
Mordecai: Right right.
Alphonse: only mordecai s here
Alphonse: should have brought ben
Mordecai: 7d6 traits will and acuity
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Igfig: oh k
Alphonse: he could have thrown mail at her
Jacob_Quinn: Now that a gunshot has happened.
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like I was probably at least a little bit on alert.
Mordecai: 1d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Mordecai: 1d4
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Gun
Mordecai: Longbore rifle blah blah.
Jacob_Quinn: 8d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: 2d8
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 7, 7]
Jacob_Quinn: 1d4
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 7, 7]
Jacob_Quinn: DAMN THEM SEVENS.
Alphonse: wait is jacob here too
Jacob_Quinn: I heard a gunshot
Jacob_Quinn: When you shut your gun.,
Jacob_Quinn: shot*
Alphonse: so you were nearby?
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like that's not that unreasonable.
Alphonse: hidden in the trees or something
Jacob_Quinn: It's not a large town.
Alphonse: sure
Jacob_Quinn: And you fired a gun.
Mordecai: 2d8 hunter mode engaged
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: igfig is about to make this way harder if theres two of you
Igfig: Yeah, I don't know if you're actually close enough to be in this conflict from the beginning, Jacob
Jacob_Quinn: He said everybody come in.
Jacob_Quinn: I can not come in.
Jacob_Quinn: If that's better.
Alphonse: he thoguht there were more
Alphonse: yeah
Igfig: well, I meant everyone who was actually there
Alphonse: id say you arent nearby
Igfig: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: Ahhh.
Jacob_Quinn: END
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool has been cleared.
Igfig: and yes, I will probably make the fight harder if more people come in
Alphonse: although
Alphonse: she thinks im alone
Alphonse: itd be really cool if mordecai came up and was like
Alphonse: "dodge this"
Alphonse: and shoots her in the head
Jacob_Quinn: BLAP BLAP.
Igfig: Probably will
Mordecai: As Judith? lands from her leap I take the shot square in the back of what the hell happened to her.
Igfig: also, those of you who are here, don't forget that you can use ceremony in your raises and sees, if you like
Alphonse: yeah'
Mordecai: RAISE 6 5
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Alphonse: a surprise shot to her back
Igfig: oh hmm
Mordecai: "What the hell?!?"  I shout after firing the largely reactionary shot.
Igfig: It catches her by surprise, right between the shoulderblades
Igfig: SEE 3 4 4
Dogtuna: Igfig, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Igfig: SEE 3 4 4 FALLOUT 10
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 11. Igfig's pool is [4, 4, 7]
Igfig: hmm
Igfig: She has some unassigned d4 traits that I want to bring in somehow
Igfig: what would be a god d4 trait for Judith
Igfig: *good
Alphonse: hmmm
Jacob_Quinn: "Is a demon."
Alphonse: "angry and wounded demon"
Mordecai: That doesn't make sense for a d4, and he already did the demon bit.
Igfig: that's covered by the 2d10 relationship with a demon
Alphonse: "has gone berserk"
Alphonse: maybe shes not thinking straight now
Igfig: also, d4 traits tend to be phrased as disadvantages
Mordecai: doesn't handle surprises well?
Igfig: Ah, that's good
Igfig: Doesn't think straight when angry
Igfig: 2d4
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 4, 4, 7]
Igfig: She whirls, slashing Alphonse across the chest, even as the claws on her other hand grow long and reach out toward Mordecai
Igfig: RAISE 4 7
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 4]
Igfig: on both of you
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 3, 6]
Alphonse: SEE 6 3 1 1 FALLOUT 8
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 11. Alphonse's pool is []
Mordecai: SEE 6 5
Dogtuna: Blocked for 11. Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4]
Alphonse: Thanks to her now being a demon, Alphonse is saved from immediately dying, his divine coat hardens like armor to defend against the demon's claw
Igfig: nice
Alphonse: it is unable to totally deflect the blow and he is knocked down for the count though
Mordecai: I leap backwards from the blow landing on the other side of the bridge now from her.
Mordecai: so Alphonse is totally out now, super great.
Alphonse: yeah but i helped
Mordecai: You definitely did.
Igfig: I hope you don't roll too high on that fallout, you're the doctor after all
Alphonse: that is true
Alphonse: i have an 8 and some 4's
Alphonse: or a 6 i think
Mordecai: He can just do surgery like that guy in Master and Commander.
Alphonse: it could get dangerous at least
Alphonse: thatd be pretty hardcore
Igfig: I think 16 is the point at which you might die, so you're probably going to be ok
Mordecai: Alright.
Igfig: oh wait no
Igfig: you can die at 12+
Igfig: 16 is when there's no way you'll survive without medical attention
Alphonse: hm we'll see after the encounter
Igfig: 20 is where you'll just die period
Igfig: yup
Mordecai: I call upon my faith as a Dog to fortify myself to deal with this foe.
Igfig: Note that I have only 1, 2, 4 left
Mordecai: 1d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4]
Mordecai: Doesn't mean you don't have more traits.
Igfig: I don't
Alphonse: i vote lets give her another trait
Alphonse: a d10
Igfig: this will be the killing blow
Alphonse: just for somethign cool
Igfig: probably
Mordecai: Oh, well poot.
Alphonse: finish her mordecai
Alphonse: while she is distracted by me on the ground
Mordecai: I raise myself up atop the bridge and level my rifle towards her? head.
Mordecai: "In the name of the King of Life, you are banished."
Mordecai: RAISE 4 4
Dogtuna: Raised 8. Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3]
Mordecai: And fire.
Igfig: GIVE
Dogtuna: Igfig received fallout: [1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 6].
Dogtuna: Igfig Gave, saving a 4.
Igfig: actually I don't think that give was really possible
Alphonse: no i dont think so
Igfig: FALLOUT 10 10 10
Dogtuna: Igfig's fallout dice so far are [10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10]
Igfig: whoops!
Igfig: not what I meant to do
Igfig: DONE
Dogtuna: Igfig received fallout: [1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 7, 8, 10, 10, 10].
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool has been cleared.
Igfig: ignore that
Igfig: FALLOUT 10 3
Dogtuna: Igfig's fallout dice so far are [10, 10, 10]
Alphonse: 8 and 7
Igfig: DONE
Dogtuna: Igfig received fallout: [5, 8, 9].
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: OOH
Alphonse: 8 and 9
Igfig: okay
Igfig: 17 total
Alphonse: DONE
Dogtuna: Alphonse received fallout: [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 7, 7].
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Igfig: she is dead without medical attention
Alphonse: what
Alphonse: i did not take that much fallout
Alphonse: i only got one 8
Alphonse: i think it doubled everything for some reason
Mordecai: You get an 8 for each of the dice used in the see.
Igfig: You still could die though potentially
Alphonse: ooh alright
Alphonse: so 14 total
Alphonse: damn
Mordecai: Also:
Mordecai: END
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool has been cleared.
Mordecai: But hey, you rolled a 1.
Mordecai: *thumbs up*
Igfig: roll your Body, Alphonse
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: 2d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [5, 5]
Alphonse: ooh
Igfig: what? Really?
Alphonse: yeah 
Alphonse: i only have 2d6
Igfig: welp
Igfig: uhm
Mordecai: Wait
Mordecai: I have a jar of dirt!
Igfig: you will now die without medical attention
Alphonse: call me by name
Mordecai: Oh, well the jar of dirt doesn't change that.
Alphonse: can I operate on myself
Alphonse: WAIT
Igfig: I don't think so
Alphonse: I have my medical kit with me
Alphonse: mordecai can try and operate
Mordecai: I send Barton to town to get help.
Igfig: but since these wounds are demonically inflicted, you could probably save him with ceremony
Alphonse: mordecai its all up to you
Mordecai: the jar of dirt can still help!
Alphonse: I cough and splutter
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like Ben and I would've arrived by now.
Alphonse: walking out of the river at least to collapse on the grass
Jacob_Quinn: On account of the shooting.
Igfig: yes probably
Igfig: Alphonse's body + the healer's Acuity
Alphonse: I reach into one of my inside pockets and pull out my medkit
Igfig: I should note
Jacob_Quinn: Well, I have a lot of Acuity.
Jacob_Quinn: So I'm iun for that.
Alphonse: BUT WAIT
Igfig: I get to roll all of your fallout dice, Alphonse
Alphonse: I USE THIS EXPERIENCE TO ADD +1 TO BODY
Alphonse: WOWEE
Alphonse: can i do it
Alphonse: like is that allowed
Igfig: oh wait
Igfig: yes you can
Alphonse: ahaha
Igfig: haha
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: WOO
Jacob_Quinn: 5d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [4, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Igfig: It's okay!
Jacob_Quinn: YEAH.
Igfig: Alphonse is actually ok
Mordecai: Now for your sister.
Alphonse: oh alright
Igfig: That jar of dirt down his throat saved him!
Mordecai: Though that is assuming we aren't going to let her just die here.
Alphonse: I get up after wrapping bandages around my chest
Alphonse: and drag my sister out of the river
Alphonse: she got a 17
Mordecai: I'm also assuming she is back to normal instead of what the hell demonized.
Alphonse: she's pretty much fucked unless we can do something
Alphonse: hmm
Alphonse: should we even save her
Alphonse: since she is possessed
Alphonse: it may be better
Alphonse: hm
Mordecai: We probably have ways to try and fix her, and to redeem her.
Jacob_Quinn: She's a demon.
Jacob_Quinn: She dies.
Igfig: She is not looking demonized now, yes
Mordecai: Otherwise, we let Samuel not have any parents left.
Alphonse: that doesnt mean she is not possessed or could be in the future
Alphonse: and she is my sister
Mordecai: Also I don't think Jacob or Ben saw her demonized then.
Alphonse: in the end its down to me being the doctor to decide if i save her or not
Mordecai: So that's just between me and Alphonse.
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: for now at least
Igfig: wait why are we saying demonized? The term is possessed
Alphonse: because demonized is a funner word
Mordecai: Cause I didn't remember the proper term.
Alphonse: also that
Mordecai: Also it is a fun word.
Alphonse: so we dont know if the demon is still there
Alphonse: we could try and save her then perform an excorcism
Alphonse: that seems to be the best plan i think
Igfig: By the way Alphonse, you do take two long-term fallouts
Alphonse: two?
Igfig: I think so
Alphonse: you should check that
Mordecai: You did nearly die.
Jacob_Quinn: So the town is at Demon Level 5, and she turned into a monster and attacked us.
Alphonse: that is true I guess
Igfig: one for getting higher than 8, another for getting higher than 12
Jacob_Quinn: And we're just letting her live.
Alphonse: alright ill do that
Alphonse: for now though we need to deecide if we save her or not
Igfig: yes you do
Alphonse: do you think we could exorcize her so soon after she's nearly died
Igfig: the clock is ticking
Alphonse: she could be too weak and then just straight up die anyways
Igfig: and by clock I mean bleeding
Alphonse: and then we have to deal with a demon
Igfig: and by ticking I mean bleeding
Alphonse: but I suppose that is a better chance to save my sister than letting her bleed out
Igfig: demons don't have a physical form, remember
Mordecai: It's your call Alphonse, your sister, mother of your nephew.
Alphonse: alright I'll operate
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: I drag over my medkit
Alphonse: so I roll my acuity?
Igfig: and her body
Igfig: which is... 4?
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: 4d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: err
Alphonse: i rolled 2 3 5 5
Alphonse: i forget to end after my 5 5 6
Alphonse: how can i get rid of the 5 5 6
Igfig: say DONE and then put the right ones back in
Alphonse: DONE
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: PUT 2 3 5 5
Dogtuna: Added [2, 3, 5, 5] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 5, 5]
Alphonse: alrighty
Igfig: And she rolls... her fallout plus Demonic Influence
Igfig: which is I think
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Igfig: 3d4+6d10+5d10
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 9, 10]
Jacob_Quinn: She explodes.
Alphonse: can I add my traits of being an educated doctor and my med kit
Igfig: uh, I'll rule that Ben and Jacob have made it over
Igfig: or at least Jacob I guess
Mordecai: Also jars of dirt and books of life probably.
Igfig: yes you can Alf
Jacob_Quinn: I already saved Alphonse.
Jacob_Quinn: So I hope I made it over.
Jacob_Quinn: CLEAR
Jacob_Quinn: DONE
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: 2d10 educated doctor
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 10]
Alphonse: WOO
Igfig: right
Alphonse: 2d6 doctors kit
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 10]
Jacob_Quinn: Are we having a conflict?
Jacob_Quinn: Or just trying to roll a lot.
Igfig: yep
Alphonse: im trying to save my sister who was just shot
Igfig: conflict
Alphonse: so i need to raise?
Igfig: is anyone else going to try and help out?
Jacob_Quinn: What would I roll to help?
Jacob_Quinn: I don't really have any skills or traits that apply.
Igfig: Oh, hmm...  I guess just Acuity?
Alphonse: youd only add a few dice
Jacob_Quinn: 5d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 4, 5]
Mordecai: 3d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [5, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: There, take those.
Alphonse: so i get a 6 and a 5?
Igfig: huh?
Mordecai: And also:
Alphonse: isnt that how the assistance works
Igfig: no
Alphonse: o
Igfig: Helping is just they give you one of their dice
Igfig: and only raise with one die on their turn
Alphonse: so i raise with one of their dice and one of mine
Alphonse: like i PUT 5 for example
Igfig: one of their dice and two of yourse
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: they'd say HELP Alphonse Raise 5
Alphonse: PUT 6
Dogtuna: Added [6] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 10]
Igfig: I think
Alphonse: OH
Alphonse: oh
Igfig: they'd say HELP Alphonse RAISE 5
Igfig: capitals
Igfig: I think
Alphonse: END
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: PUT 2 2 3 5 5 6 6 10
Dogtuna: Added [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 10] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 10]
Alphonse: okay mordecai give me your 6
Mordecai: I might have one better.
Mordecai: Knowledge of plants and herbs
Igfig: also those two can be doing ceremony type stuff if they have traits that might help there
Mordecai: 1d10
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: that could work perfect
Alphonse: damn
Jacob_Quinn: Womp womp.
Alphonse: okay so do the help thing mordecai
Mordecai: HELP Alphonse RAISE 6
Dogtuna: Helped Alphonse Raise. Mordecai's pool is [2, 5, 6]
Alphonse: Alright
Alphonse: Mordecai manages to scrounge up herbs around us that I grind up and apply to Judith's wounds, it stings, and stinks, but it will help
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 10]
Igfig: the 6 isn't in your pool, but it'll be added to your roll
Alphonse: I dig out the bullet and carefully wrap the wound
Alphonse: hue hue hue
Alphonse: RAISE 10 6
Dogtuna: Raised 22. Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6]
Igfig: damn
Igfig: POOL
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 9, 10]
Alphonse: oh
Mordecai: Going big right off the bat.
Igfig: You manage to do that pretty well
Igfig: uh, let me think how I want to do this
Igfig: I could do 9 10 3
Igfig: but that wastes my good rolls
Alphonse: that was my plan
Igfig: maybe... 5 5 5 3 4?
Igfig: SEE 5 5 5 3 4
Dogtuna: Igfig, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Igfig: SEE 5 5 5 3 4 FALLOUT 0
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 22. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10]
Igfig: fallout doesn't really make sense here
Alphonse: yeah i got it dw
Mordecai: Yar, I was wondering about it.
Alphonse: now jacob can you HELP 5
Jacob_Quinn: How does this conflict work?
Igfig: Blood starts to pour out as soon as the bullet comes free. And there's still another bullet to consider.
Igfig: RAISE 5 6
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 9, 10]
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: The bandages thankfully hold the blood in quite well
Alphonse: SEE 5 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 11. Alphonse's pool is [2, 2, 3, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: HELP Alphonse RAISE 5
Dogtuna: Helped Alphonse Raise. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 4]
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Alphonse: hmm
Igfig: you can also help see, by the wat
Alphonse: aah
Alphonse: uneeded
Alphonse: jacob HELP 5
Alphonse: I know what I'm doing
Mordecai: He already helped.
Alphonse: wasnt that you
Alphonse: mordecai
Jacob_Quinn: I did it now.
Jacob_Quinn: Right there.
Mordecai: yeah, I mean he already typed it out.
Alphonse: oh ok i see
Igfig: that was jacob
Jacob_Quinn: Where it says by my name.
Jacob_Quinn: That I helped.
Alphonse: with the help of jacob I hold Judith up and he applies pressure to the original wound while I remove the bullet, and bandage the second shot
Alphonse: RAISE 2 5
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Alphonse's pool is [2, 3]
Igfig: You manage to get that one done too
Igfig: SEE 3 9
Dogtuna: Blocked for 12. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 3, 4, 10]
Igfig: but as jacob lifts her up, you feel something shift inside her and she makes the most horrible noise
Igfig: RAISE 10 1
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Igfig's pool is [2, 3, 4]
Alphonse: fuck
Alphonse: can i roll my relationship with her
Igfig: yes
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4]
Alphonse: fuck
Alphonse: is ben here
Igfig: I think Mordecai can help again?
Mordecai: Yeah.
Alphonse: is that allowed?
Igfig: yeah
Mordecai: POOL
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 5, 6]
Alphonse: alrihgt
Alphonse: gimme that 6 mmmm ya
Mordecai: I'll see if I can pull something bigger.
Mordecai: Not sure how though.
Alphonse: got nything?
Mordecai: Um.
Jacob_Quinn: She's not a gun.
Alphonse: we have the same pool me and igfig
Jacob_Quinn: So my skills are limited.
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: we do
Alphonse: ill take that 6
Jacob_Quinn: Ben could roll.
Jacob_Quinn: If Ben is here.
Alphonse: mordecai HELP 6
Alphonse: actually
Alphonse: meh ya
Mordecai: Like, I'd use skilled hunter, but I can't quite figure out an application and that is a stretch.
Alphonse: ok no just help 2
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: maybe you recognize the sound
Mordecai: I'd make use of the book of life or jar of consecrated dirt but those are a max of 6.
Alphonse: like "ooh thats some serious internal bleeding"
Jacob_Quinn: POOL
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 4]
Alphonse: I havent made use of them yet
Alphonse: whats the roll for ceremony?
Igfig: you can't use them as traits really
Igfig: I guess you could count all of your various ceremony things as one 1d6 item
Alphonse: yar ill do that
Jacob_Quinn: I have my Dog trait at 2d10
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4, 4]
Jacob_Quinn: If we're talking exorcisms.
Igfig: but the main thing you do with them is to bring in your Dog trait
Igfig: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: 2d10
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 3, 4, 7]
Igfig: or Dog relationship
Jacob_Quinn: There you go.
Jacob_Quinn: Have a 7.
Alphonse: 1d4
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4, 4, 4]
Jacob_Quinn: HELP Alphonse RAISE 7
Dogtuna: Helped Alphonse Raise. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 3, 4]
Alphonse: my dog relationship si crap
Alphonse: woo
Igfig: and also it gives the demon bigger fallout
Alphonse: uh
Alphonse: not sure how i can use jacob right here
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob starts reading from the Book of Life.
Mordecai: Well he's using his jar of dirt.
Alphonse: sure
Jacob_Quinn: Compelling the demon out.
Mordecai: Or book of life.
Igfig: yeah, that jar has already helped once
Alphonse: jacob begins reading from the book of life, compelling the demon to give up 
Igfig: it'll help again
Mordecai: Something or other.
Igfig: Actually, now that I think about it
Igfig: that fallout I didn't bother with earlier
Igfig: should probably go to the demon
Alphonse: while I place my hand on Judith's stomach and feel how her breathing is affected by the wounds, and literally push organs back into place that are poking out
Mordecai: A thing!
Mordecai: Wait
Alphonse: i forget where i was going with that but its something my doctor did once
Alphonse: he didnt push organs back
Mordecai: Jacob helped raise, not helped see.
Igfig: FALLOUT 4 5
Dogtuna: Igfig's fallout dice so far are [0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4]
Alphonse: he felt around with his hands as i breathed and it gave him crazy knowledge
Alphonse: SEE 44 3
Dogtuna: Blocked for 47. Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4, 4, 4]
Alphonse: PFT
Igfig: what
Alphonse: i meant 4 4 3
Mordecai: He did the thing again.
Alphonse: i sure did the thing again
Igfig: what the hell, there is something wrong with dogtuna now
Igfig: clearly
Alphonse: i broke dogtuna
Igfig: I will have to look at this
Alphonse: END
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: PUT 2 3 4
Dogtuna: Added [2, 3, 4] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4]
Igfig: NOTE dogtuna why are you letting people raise with dice they don't have
Dogtuna: Noted.
Alphonse: NOTE dammit dogtuna
Dogtuna: Noted.
Alphonse: anyways
Alphonse: I lift judith up to rest against the side of the bridge to make her breathing easier
Alphonse: RAISE 3 4
Dogtuna: Raised 14. Alphonse's pool is [2]
Igfig: POOL
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [2, 3, 4]
Jacob_Quinn: Hurrah!
Mordecai: Also you need to give yourself some fallout Alphonse.
Mordecai: Since that see was the weird thing.
Alphonse: oh right
Alphonse: PUT 1 1 1
Dogtuna: Added [1, 1, 1] to pool. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2]
Alphonse: SEE 1 1 1 FALLOUT 4
Dogtuna: That was not enough to see a raise of 14, Alphonse.
Alphonse: i guess
Alphonse: what
Alphonse: what 14
Mordecai: You have to see your own raise.
Igfig: if you want to add fallout to your own pool
Jacob_Quinn: I'm so confused.
Alphonse: do i even take fallout from this
Igfig: just do FALLOUT 4 x3
Alphonse: it doesnt much make sense
Igfig: or whatever number
Alphonse: FALLOUT 4 x3
Dogtuna: Alphonse's fallout dice so far are [4, 4, 4]
Igfig: I'm not even sure you did take fallout, did you?
Alphonse: i did
Alphonse: i saw 4 4 3
Mordecai: He saw with a 4 4 and a 3.
Igfig: oh ok
Igfig: Anyway, it looks like your physical push, combined with the metaphorical push from the book of life reading, was enough to expel the demon from her midregions
Igfig: it's still there in her body, but it's not tearing at her
Igfig: she hiccups, and finally relaxes
Alphonse: aw
Igfig: falling into a deep sleep
Igfig: DONE
Dogtuna: bfhlglkgkkgkggh
Alphonse: what a horrifying set of circumstances
Alphonse: welp
Igfig: oh, I see
Igfig: don't try to roll a d0
Igfig: 4d0
Dogtuna: gflfblgbfhkghhg
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: FALLOUT
Dogtuna: Igfig's fallout dice so far are []
Alphonse: END
Dogtuna: Alphonse received fallout: [1, 2, 4].
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Alphonse: woo
Igfig: FALLOUT 4 x5
Dogtuna: Igfig's fallout dice so far are [4, 4, 4, 4, 4]
Igfig: DONE
Dogtuna: Igfig received fallout: [1, 2, 3, 3, 3].
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool has been cleared.
Igfig: the demon learned something today
Alphonse: the moral of the story
Igfig: oh, and I guess Judith got some fallout effects too
Igfig: Gonna reduce Body by 1 and reduce her relationship with the demon to d4w
Alphonse: that seems fair
Jacob_Quinn: She was shot a few times.
Igfig: yup
Alphonse: i suppose though
Mordecai: *cough*
Alphonse: that that finally clears all the sin from this town!
Mordecai: No it doesn't?
Igfig: does it?
Alphonse: well what else is there
Mordecai: he said from her mid-region, still demon stuff with her.
Alphonse: aah
Igfig: also, how did she get possessed?
Alphonse: well i guess we should exorcise her then
Alphonse: thats true
Alphonse: man oh man
Mordecai: We have to both exorcise her and also help bring her back to the path of the King of Life, pretty much re-converting her.
Igfig: I think we might want to leave off here for tonight
Mordecai: Probably for the best.
Jacob_Quinn: I'm good with that.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: sure
Igfig: this was a fun one!
Alphonse: yar
Alphonse: a bit muddled at first
Igfig: And I'm glad you finally figured out it was Judith
Alphonse: though to be fair none of us were expecting a demon
Jacob_Quinn: I didn't really do muhc.
Igfig: yeah, sorry bout that Jacob
Jacob_Quinn: It happens.
Jacob_Quinn: I actually had some work to do, so it worked out.
Jacob_Quinn: Though if I'd known she was going to turn into a monster and attack us, I would've gone to the bridge.
Alphonse: ya thatd have been useful
Alphonse: oh well
Ben_harrison:  told yall it was sam
Igfig: I was giggling to myself pretty hard with the whole "By process of elimination, it must be <completely wrong person>"
Alphonse: we'll be more prepared next time
Alphonse: maaaaaan
Alphonse: i didnt think itd be THE WIFE
Jacob_Quinn: You guys handled it pretty well.
Alphonse: MY SISTER
Alphonse: fberwigorwgur
Alphonse: oh well
Alphonse: i need to do this fallout
Alphonse quit.
Ben_harrison: man, sam turned his mom into a demon
Ben_harrison: what a dick
Mordecai: I know right?
Igfig: so Sam's the one responsible?
Mordecai: Nah.
Ben_harrison: yeah
Ben_harrison: ignore Mordecai
Ben_harrison: it was sam behind it all
Igfig: well I guess that'll be something to figure out next week
Mordecai: Yup yup.
Igfig: For now, this has been another Dogs in the Vineyard
Igfig: and to all a good night