HortonHearsaWho: hmmm
HortonHearsaWho: hold on
HortonHearsaWho: my keyboard seems to have swapped nations
Vondal_Renstone joined #pwot_dnd.
HortonHearsaWho: and i forget how to find the keyboard settings in the control panel
handofevil: Okay, ben was outside the cathedral, who was inside?
benjamzee: erik
handofevil: #pwot_dnd2 waffle
Krom_Halftusk: A tentacle beast greeted me.
Krom_Halftusk: In a friendly enough way, if I recall.
Krom_Halftusk: He's about to get punched.
HortonHearsaWho: argh
HortonHearsaWho: hold on
handofevil: You basically dropped into the cathedral and ran down the aisle banging pots and pans
handofevil: He blinked at you
HortonHearsaWho quit.
handofevil: and that is the extent of your interaction
benjamzee: handofevil:  do i see anything else weird outside?
Krom_Halftusk: well, he's getting the punch.
Krom_Halftusk: THE PUNCH.
benjamzee: besides the storm
handofevil: No ben. Just a half buried cathedral in the sand
Iforgetmycharactername joined #pwot_dnd.
handofevil: IT's also dusk out
Iforgetmycharactername: okay
Iforgetmycharactername: link me pwot dnd 2
handofevil: #pwot_dnd2
handofevil: You are Aiko Wafflesan
Iforgetmycharactername: yeah i was opening the builder for my sheet
Iforgetmycharactername: anyways
Iforgetmycharactername: how are we doing this
Iforgetmycharactername: taking turns in the chats
Iforgetmycharactername: or are you running both at once
handofevil: Runninb both at once
handofevil: Hence why I linked you pwot_dnd2
Aiko: ben why do you have two characters in the builder of your skald
benjamzee: 1d20+14 perceive the cathedral
Fortuna: benjamzee, perceive the cathedral: [4] = 18
benjamzee: ha
benjamzee: oh, no idea at all
handofevil: It's certainly an old dusty cathedral
Vondal_Renstone: Also where will I be joining in, with whom, and other questions, yar.
handofevil: Hmmmm
handofevil: I'll give you the option
handofevil: This old abandoned dusty cathedral with krom and vondal
handofevil: Well not so much abandoned
benjamzee: "YO Krom_Halftusk  see anything?"
handofevil: Or with waffle in a ghost-city
Krom_Halftusk: "Just a monster, no worries. Hey monster, what's up?"
benjamzee: "Cool cool"
handofevil: He blinks at you and speaks in a language you can't understand
handofevil: You hear cackling behind you
Vondal_Renstone: Hmm...   old not so abandoned dusty cathedral, or a ghost city.
benjamzee sneaks inside 
benjamzee: 1d20+15
Fortuna: benjamzee, 1d20+15: [1] = 16
handofevil: Roll stealth ben
benjamzee: hahaha
handofevil: BEN GRABS SOME POTS AND PANS AND RUNS DOWN THE AISLE AS WELL
Krom_Halftusk: I make some clicking sounds and shurt.
Krom_Halftusk: shrug*
Krom_Halftusk: I have no idea how I typed that word so badly.
benjamzee: "HELLO"
handofevil: He speaks again, this time in a different language, but you still can not understand
handofevil: The cackling is now louder
Krom_Halftusk: "This guy must be really funny. I like jokes, tell me a joke!"
benjamzee: "evil laughter is bad, we should go before we get the punchline"
benjamzee: you and me work sooo well together here
Aiko: now kiss
Krom_Halftusk: "I think we can deliver a PUNCHLINE of our own."
Krom_Halftusk: Seriously I really want to punch this monster.
Aiko: OOOOH
Aiko: OR HIGH FIVE
Krom_Halftusk: "So monster, about that joke."
handofevil: You are suddenly tackled from behind
Krom_Halftusk: I don't get to roll at all?
Krom_Halftusk: I feel like my guy is not super easy to sneak up on and tackle.
handofevil: Yes you do
Krom_Halftusk: On account of the martial arts.
handofevil: http://gyazo.com/56f0b91ec4d621a2c14a256afd34adbf
handofevil: This thing
Krom_Halftusk: And also that this nigga been cackling for like five minutes.
Aiko: whoa man
Aiko: is your character black
handofevil: 1d20+21 v AC
Fortuna: handofevil, v AC: [15] = 36
benjamzee: can i  do a power now?
Aiko: THAT FUCKER
Aiko: is he by any chance missing an eye
benjamzee: too late
Krom_Halftusk: That does indeed hit.
Krom_Halftusk: He's a half-orc, Waffle.
Krom_Halftusk: Which is... half black? 
Krom_Halftusk: I dunno, are orcs black?
Krom_Halftusk: Why do you ask?
benjamzee: stereotyping man
Aiko: orcs are not black
Aiko: they are generally a dark green
benjamzee: orcs cant be in the sun though right
benjamzee: they pale as paper
Krom_Halftusk: Oh I said nigga. That's why. My bad, been watching the Boondocks all day.
Krom_Halftusk: I couldn't figure out the context of that question for an embarrassingly long time.
Aiko: ahahaha
Krom_Halftusk: I was like "Is this monster less likely to attack a black guy? IS THIS MONSTER RACIST?"
benjamzee: anyway, what is happening?
Krom_Halftusk: Presumably that monster just hit me, and Delf just... left.
Krom_Halftusk: And I got no chance other than my AC to turn around and spin-kick his face.
Krom_Halftusk: Even though we knew he was coming
Krom_Halftusk: Which seems unfair.
handofevil: Oh did he hit?
handofevil: No, this was a different monster
benjamzee: 17:59	Krom_Halftusk	That does indeed hit.
handofevil: aH
Krom_Halftusk: I was just waiting for someone to attack me, though.
handofevil: You've been looking at the tentacle guy for the past like 3 minutes
handofevil: While ignoring the cackling behind you
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah and that other guy was cackling.
Krom_Halftusk: And coming closer.
Krom_Halftusk: I directly referenced the cackling!
benjamzee: i was not ignoring
Krom_Halftusk: I mean surprise attack is fine and all I guess.
benjamzee turns to see cackler
Krom_Halftusk: But you did explicitly tell us both that he was coming.
Krom_Halftusk: Anyway, how much damage.
handofevil: NOne. He's just ontop of you staring at you with his massive eyeball
Krom_Halftusk: Is he like a dog?
Krom_Halftusk: Does he want cuddles?
handofevil: He's slobbering all over you
Krom_Halftusk: I am prepared to cuddle.
Igfig joined #pwot_dnd.
Krom_Halftusk: "Whozagooboy?"
benjamzee: "Hello!"
Igfig: Hey guys, sorry I'm late
handofevil: Ah! Welcome igfig
Log: I gotta have a quick pee before I start though
handofevil: Ig, you never went with the party right?
handofevil: You're still in the castle?
Aiko: yes
Vondal_Renstone: I'm thinking if I join in it should probably be with Waffle or Igfig since they are alone.
Krom_Halftusk: He got lost or something.
Krom_Halftusk: I'd say it makes the most sense for you to hop in with Ig.
Krom_Halftusk: Just another invitee late to the party.
benjamzee: hey Krom_Halftusk are you gonna fight this guy
handofevil: Hop into #pwot_dnd3 iggy
Aiko: iggy iggy arbuckle
Krom_Halftusk: I don't know, he hasn't told me whether or not he's a good boy.
Aiko: ARE YOU A GOOD BOY MOTHERFUCKER?
Aiko: ARE YOU A GOOD BOY?
handofevil: He starts cackling
handofevil: Ben are you doing anything?
Vondal_Renstone: Cause the rest of you guys are in a weird dream world mental place right?  Cause if so then yeah it would make more sense to join Igfig if he isn't in there.
benjamzee: "Hello!"
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah we're in the king's mind.
Aiko: yeah vondal
handofevil: I'm going to restart fortuna so she can join dnd3
Aiko: how about though!
Vondal_Renstone: I mean more Igor kinda crazy, yar.
Krom_Halftusk: Let's just go with "late to the party." The narrative weight of that prisoner thing is kind of lost if we made it up and then had to find him.
Log: Okay, back
benjamzee: http://gyazo.com/1fdc25feba87701e644123260747b55e how do i use this
handofevil: Hop into #pwot_dnd3 Log
Krom_Halftusk: Anyway, IS OR IS NOT THIS MONSTER A GOOD BOY.
handofevil: He's laughing
handofevil: You don't know
benjamzee: imma use that power
benjamzee: however
Krom_Halftusk: "Monsterface, you have until the count of five to either confirm that you are a good boy or get off me. Otherwise, I'm going to have to open the gate of battle."
Krom_Halftusk: "You won't like what's in there."
benjamzee scathing rebuke
Krom_Halftusk: "(It's battle)"
handofevil: The tentacle monster begins to speak
Aiko: ben you have a power to detect intent I think
Aiko: or just roll insight
Aiko: WHAT
handofevil: But yo u still don't understand him
Aiko: oh
Krom_Halftusk: Ben just figure out if these guys gotsta get got.
Krom_Halftusk: Roll Insight.
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+8 Insight I guess
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, Insight I guess: [6] = 14
Krom_Halftusk: NOT GOOD.
Krom_Halftusk: BEN.
handofevil: The creature seems to be looking for cuddles
benjamzee: 1d20+13
Fortuna: benjamzee, 1d20+13: [20] = 33
Aiko: PHEW
benjamzee: WHATUP
Krom_Halftusk: BEN KNOWS ALL.
handofevil: And the mind flayer is attempting to figure out who these loud strangers are
Krom_Halftusk: I cuddle it.
Aiko: awww
handofevil: It cackles louder
Krom_Halftusk: "There's a good Monsterface."
Aiko: lets see if we can recruit it
Aiko: give it a toe to eat or something
Krom_Halftusk: What language is the illithid speaking?
Krom_Halftusk: Also, if a mind flayer flays a mind inside of another mind, who's really flaying whose mind?
benjamzee words of friendship @ weird cuddle thing
benjamzee: 1d20+22 diplomacy "wanna join us?"
Fortuna: benjamzee, diplomacy "wanna join us?": [9] = 31
handofevil: He's speaking deep speech
Aiko: guys i just did the coolest thing none of you will be as cool as me sorry
Aiko: thered be a penalty ben
Aiko: since its another language
benjamzee: says you
Aiko: delf?
Krom_Halftusk: He's a mind flayer, I have to assume he's eaten SOMEBODY who spoke Common.
benjamzee: ^
benjamzee: whatever that means
Krom_Halftusk: Mind Flayers are psionic monsters that can learn your secrets by eating your brain.
Krom_Halftusk: So presumably this one has eaten at least one brain that knew Common.
handofevil: Yes there would be a penalty
Krom_Halftusk: And would therefore know Common.
handofevil: Well he is inside a brain
Krom_Halftusk: A brain that knows Common.
handofevil: Supposidly
handofevil: Did you ever know the king personally?
benjamzee: cut to the chase here, is this thing my friend or not?
handofevil: Yes it is
Krom_Halftusk: I guess not, but he's the king of a nation that speaks common. And his staff speaks common. And his daughter.
benjamzee: YESS
Krom_Halftusk: I am still cuddling Monsterface, also.
benjamzee: suck it, world of hatred
benjamzee: montserface is our friend now
benjamzee: well mine at least
Krom_Halftusk: He seems to be liking these cuddles.
handofevil: His spikes are very sharp though
Aiko: ben you already have a familiar
Aiko: give that to krom
benjamzee: cant have too many
Krom_Halftusk: "Okay Monsterface, can Daddy get up now? I have to talk to this mind flayer about... brains or something."
benjamzee: got an army
handofevil: Monsterace looks at the mind flayer
handofevil: and gets off
Krom_Halftusk: "That's a good boy. You're my good boy."
Krom_Halftusk: I then try to explain to the mind flayer through interpretive dance what we're doing here.
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+18 acrobatics
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, acrobatics: [16] = 34
Krom_Halftusk: He is dazzled by my performance.
handofevil: The flayer joins you
benjamzee: wooo!
benjamzee: ^5
handofevil: He explains, through dance, that he is a priest
handofevil: He used to be the priest to the king but it has been an awfully long time since he has visited
benjamzee: "tell him abut the demons!"
Krom_Halftusk: I attempt to explain about the demons.
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+18
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 1d20+18: [2] = 20
benjamzee: 1d20+13 dance of the demons
Fortuna: benjamzee, dance of the demons: [12] = 25
handofevil: Ben joins the dance, overshadowing Krom's mediocre performance
handofevil: What are you saying about the demons
benjamzee: DANCE PARTY
benjamzee: that they might be why he hasnt visited and such
benjamzee: on account of the possesion thing
handofevil: He does the dance of questions
Krom_Halftusk: I try to explain that the king is very ill, and we need the priest's help to throw off the demon possessing him or whatever we decided to do.
handofevil: asking how long ago it happened
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+18
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 1d20+18: [12] = 30
Krom_Halftusk: I also answer that.
benjamzee: (and you wanted to fight this guy)
handofevil: He does another dance
Krom_Halftusk: In my defense, there was a lot of evil cackling going on.
handofevil: You discover that it's been far longer than a couple weeks
handofevil: More like a couple decades
benjamzee: oh shit, a delinquint king
Aiko: actually that probably means he was possessed a looooooong time ago
Aiko: not last week
Krom_Halftusk: I ask if he knows a way we can find our friends.
Aiko: which would mean daughter might not be so holy
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+18 THE DANCE OF LIFE
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, THE DANCE OF LIFE: [11] = 29
benjamzee: 1d20+15 to talk religious things
Fortuna: benjamzee, to talk religious things: [9] = 24
handofevil: The flayer responds
benjamzee: aw
handofevil: and explains that it was not because of demons, but a rejection of his religion
Krom_Halftusk: But did he know a way we could find our friends?
handofevil: No
Krom_Halftusk: Damn.
Krom_Halftusk: does he know how we can find the demon?
handofevil: He shakes his booty, which is no
Aiko: that booty says yes to me
Aiko: booty shake drop it like its hot
handofevil: Good thing Aiko isn't here to interpret
benjamzee: "Wanna help fight demons/"
Krom_Halftusk: Well, I guess we better head toward the sandstorm then.
benjamzee: hang on i am enlisting help
handofevil: He doesn't understand
Krom_Halftusk: Let's just walk that way. He and Monsterface should follow.
benjamzee: this flayer has bad insight rolls
Krom_Halftusk: I wanted to try and get the party back together, but Delf apparently LOVES THIS THREE-CHAT THAAANG.
Aiko: DUDE
handofevil: No I don't
Aiko: WERE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
Aiko: *GUITAR SOLO*
handofevil: This is so incredibly difficult but oh well
benjamzee: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Aiko: https://24.media.tumblr.com/4afb47bd89157db8c652db85a384707a/tumblr_n6uvdbZ6PU1qmrxp2o1_500.jpg
Aiko: this was
Aiko: not the place i wanted to link that image
Vondal_Renstone: That's cute.
Aiko: sorta ya but still
Krom_Halftusk: That guinea pig went HAM.
handofevil: Okay, so where are you headed
Krom_Halftusk: Ha. Pig pun.
benjamzee: what a stud
Aiko: a legend is born
Krom_Halftusk: Anyway, we're gonna head toward the sandstorm I guess.
Krom_Halftusk: "Come on Monsterface! Let's go play!"
handofevil: Monsterface sits by the flayer
handofevil: The flayer dances that he must remain here and tend to the alter
benjamzee: "fair enough"
Krom_Halftusk: I dance that I am sorry to leave them.
Krom_Halftusk: "I'm sorry, Monsterface. Daddy has to go fight a demon or something now. I'm not really sure where we landed on it."
benjamzee: what did i name my fire corgi?
Aiko: you named it
Aiko: one sec
Aiko: [31/05/2014 7:26:15 PM] Emily Waffle: ben just got a familiar [31/05/2014 7:26:19 PM] Emily Waffle: so its going to be a corgi of course [31/05/2014 7:39:22 PM] Emily Waffle: its named j/900i99j9ulo,
Aiko: j/900i99j9ulo,
benjamzee: jackson maybe?
Aiko: it's jaynineulo remember
benjamzee: going with jackson
Aiko: noe
Aiko: no
Aiko: your punishment for not making your character
Aiko: is your corgi being named jaynineulo
benjamzee: would not be more than 2 syllables
Aiko: we must consult the dm
Aiko: delf do you concur with my conclusio
benjamzee: handofevil:?
Aiko: n
handofevil: It's whatever ben wnats
Aiko: DANGERT
Aiko: fine
Krom_Halftusk: Anyway, we're walking.
Krom_Halftusk: Toward the sandstorm.
Krom_Halftusk: I turn and wave a sad goodby to Monsterface.
benjamzee: jackson should be making the sand glass as he walks
Aiko: i dont think hes that hot
benjamzee: because he is fire
benjamzee: TOBY
benjamzee: IT WAS TOBY
handofevil: You climb out of the cathedral and instead of a sand storm, you see a city on the horizon
benjamzee: "probably a trap"
benjamzee: waffle you liar
Krom_Halftusk: Oh yeah, it was Toby.
Krom_Halftusk: "Hey look, a city. I hate cities. No doubt that's where we need to go."
benjamzee: "could avoid it"
benjamzee: "on account of being super suspisious"
benjamzee: 1d20+13 insight the city
Fortuna: benjamzee, insight the city: [6] = 19
Aiko: when did i say it was a trap
Aiko: whats a trap
Aiko: what
Krom_Halftusk: "We're looking for something prominent, and this is literally the ONLY thing."
benjamzee: "looks safe to me!"
Krom_Halftusk: We walk toward the city.
handofevil: So you're walkin
handofevil: and you're walkin
handofevil: and then you're walkin some more I suppose
Krom_Halftusk: Willie Nelson is playing.
Krom_Halftusk: In the air.
benjamzee: is the city getting closer
handofevil: AFter the song finishes, you find yourself at the city gates
benjamzee: whew
benjamzee: "Hello!"
handofevil: No one awnsers
benjamzee knocks
Krom_Halftusk: I push the gate to see if it's open.
benjamzee: "toby, dont pee on the fresh new highly suspicious mind city!"
handofevil: The gate is massive city gate, it doesn't budge
benjamzee: "nobodys home"
Krom_Halftusk: Can I kick it down?
benjamzee: "its pretty massive"
benjamzee: "probably wont budge"
Krom_Halftusk: "I'm very strong."
benjamzee: well?
benjamzee: thought that would lead into a punch or something
Krom_Halftusk: I was asking Delf.
Krom_Halftusk: But he's fone.
Krom_Halftusk: gon*
Krom_Halftusk: GONE
handofevil: Sorry
handofevil: Other chats
handofevil: No you can not kick it down
handofevil: It's about 20ft tall
Krom_Halftusk: yeah but I'm VERY strong.
handofevil: You could try
Krom_Halftusk: I pass.
Krom_Halftusk: Can we climb the wall?
Krom_Halftusk: I'm pretty good at climbing.
handofevil: The wall is about 50ft high. You can try that as well
Krom_Halftusk: I guess Athletics?
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+16 Athletics
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, Athletics: [16] = 32
handofevil: You manage to find handholds all the way up
handofevil: You soon find yourself at the top of the wall, overlooking the city
handofevil: Which is filled with sand and sandstone buildings
Krom_Halftusk: I drop a rope down to Ben.
Krom_Halftusk: "Ben, get up here."
benjamzee: ben who?
benjamzee: i am benjamzee 
Krom_Halftusk: I feel like I can still shorten your name to Ben.
benjamzee: just hit b+tab, its easier than typing out names
Krom_Halftusk: But fine.
Krom_Halftusk: "JAMZEE, GET UP HERE."
benjamzee: like you are k-tab
benjamzee: Krom_Halftusk: 
benjamzee: 1d20+13 acrobats
Fortuna: benjamzee, acrobats: [20] = 33
benjamzee: WHATUP
Krom_Halftusk: Benjamzee leaps to the top of the wall, no handholds or rope needed. 
Krom_Halftusk: Krom sheepishly coils his rope back up.
benjamzee: carrying toby all the way
benjamzee: yo Krom_Halftusk dont need to type out the full name like that
benjamzee: just hit "b" then 'tab' key
Krom_Halftusk: I think it's actually easier to just type it than it is to have it not be capitalized and delete the comma.
benjamzee: whatevs an
benjamzee: effenciency
benjamzee: yo handofevil 
benjamzee: what now
handofevil: You're looking over the city
handofevil: You can see a massive castle in the center
handofevil: It looks exactly like the one from the city
benjamzee goes to castle
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah let's head that way.
Krom_Halftusk: one second though, I have to clean something up.
handofevil: Did you make a mess ont he walls krom?
handofevil: SEriously?
handofevil: What the heck dude
handofevil: Dat's nasty
Krom_Halftusk: I pooped on them.
Krom_Halftusk: I am ashame.d
Krom_Halftusk: No I was going to change a lightbulb and apparently there was a hole in a jug of 409 because the whole drawer I keep that shit in was just flooded with 409.
benjamzee: man even toby kept it in
Krom_Halftusk: And it ate all the cardboard boxes in there.
Krom_Halftusk: On the plus side, it's a lot brighter in here now.
Krom_Halftusk: So, about this castle.
benjamzee: toby is probably gonna pee on/it it
Aiko: you're still ON the wall
benjamzee: i bet in this castle there is a king that has fallen ill and demons and have to go in his mind and in there is sandstorm and it goes on forever
Aiko: thats some creepy shit man
Krom_Halftusk: So uh.
Aiko: yar
Aiko: idk what delf is doing
Aiko: or igfig
handofevil: Waitng to here what you guys are doing
handofevil: Igfig is fighting
Aiko: theyve said
Aiko: they are going to the castle
Krom_Halftusk: We said we were going toward the castle.
handofevil: Ah
benjamzee: and were gonna get married
handofevil: You make your way to the castle
handofevil: The city is completely empty
handofevil: And you are now in the courtyard
handofevil: You notice several holes in the walls
benjamzee: 1d20+17 history of the holes
Fortuna: benjamzee, history of the holes: [9] = 26
Krom_Halftusk: Are they like burrows or something?
Aiko: thats not how history works ben
Aiko: history is like
Aiko: if you've read about significant historical events
Aiko: not magically know when some kid could have rammed into a wall
benjamzee: ahha
Aiko: or more accurately some daggers trying to climb the wall
handofevil: "BOY IT SURE WOULD BE CONVENIENT IF MY COMPANIONS SUDDENLY ENTERED THIS CASTLE" You hear coming from inside the castle
benjamzee: "sounds fishy"
Krom_Halftusk: "I BET IT WOULD, DOPPELGANGER."
Krom_Halftusk: But yeah let's go find Aiko.
Krom_Halftusk: I look at the holes to see if I can tell what made them.
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+8 perception
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, perception: [14] = 22
handofevil: A very foolish woman made them
handofevil: "OH SIR KING NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE"
benjamzee: 1d20+11 per
Fortuna: benjamzee, per: [18] = 29
Aiko: more like a dm forgetting how last session ended
handofevil: "I'M SO VULNERABLE TO A STRONG MAN LIKE YOU"
benjamzee: suck it Krom_Halftusk 
Krom_Halftusk: I'm trying to at least make it reasonable that we would be able to follow them but fine.
Krom_Halftusk: I climb the dagger-holds and follow the shouting.
Aiko: the dagger holds dont go up the courtyard wall
Aiko: ad the shouting is coming from inside the castle
Krom_Halftusk: I GO TOWARD THE VOICE, JESUS GUYS.
benjamzee: ^
Aiko: WHOA SURPRISE YO UENTER THE CASTLE AND WHO IS STANDING THERE BUT AIKO SHRIEKING HER HEAD OFF
handofevil: next to a withered old king on a throne
Krom_Halftusk: "Hey it's that one girl. Hey girl!"
Aiko: with a doppleganger of myself leaning on the the throne in kanye west glasses
Aiko: "Finally! I saw you from like a mile away standing on the fucking walls"
benjamzee: "Hello!"
Aiko: "then you just stood there for 10 minutes and examined some dagger holes"
Krom_Halftusk: "Well, maybe you shouldn't have just gone on by yourself."
Aiko: "What?"
Krom_Halftusk: You followed the Steward.
Aiko: "I didn't..."
Krom_Halftusk: And entered the king's mind before everyone else.
Krom_Halftusk: Last session.
Aiko: stay in character here
Aiko: "I never went off on my own"
handofevil: "What's a session?"
Krom_Halftusk: "You and the Steward went off by yourselves, and when we got to the king you were already in here."
benjamzee: "Hello!"
Aiko: "That young girl in the castle attacked me and knocked me out, I am unconcious in the real world right now probably chained to some dungeon wall"
Aiko: "The girl is not human, I suspect she is the real menace"
Krom_Halftusk: "Sounds pretty shady. Let's punch her."
Aiko: "I would love to but we need to find a way out of here first"
Krom_Halftusk: "Oy, king. Where's the demon. I want to punch him."
Aiko: "According to ol' kingy here, if he dies suddenly, by poison or obliteration, this place will collapse and kill us all"
Krom_Halftusk: "Well of course HE says that."
benjamzee: "lets not do that then"
Aiko: "The demon has been slowly sucking his life force over.... years and years I would presume. Killing him slowly enough so the mind stays stable"
Aiko: "Finally, the demon is a...'beholder' "
benjamzee: "OH HEY"
Aiko: "An 8 eye stocked red orb of doom, and its right up those stairs over there"
Krom_Halftusk: "Let's go punch it."
benjamzee: "i know a great priest in the area he can see!"
Aiko: "It's nearly invulnerable"
Krom_Halftusk: "Nearly."
Aiko: "I don't think we can just walk up there and stab it. Maybe that priest you mentioned will be able to help"
benjamzee: "lets go take him to see the priest!"
Krom_Halftusk: "He said he can't leave the cathedral. He kept my Monsterface there. I will never love again."
handofevil: "Not years."
handofevil: "Weeks."
handofevil: "I've been possessed for a few weeks."
Krom_Halftusk: "Can you move?"
Aiko: "I figured draining life force would take longer, did you not say it'd felt like decades?"
benjamzee: "well we could carry him"
Aiko: "Who knows how time works here"
Aiko: oh right
Aiko: my doppleganger in the kanye shades stands up
Aiko: and piggy backs the king
Krom_Halftusk: I more meant "is he rooted to this spot."
handofevil: "What was this priest you met?"
Aiko: oh no he was in a prison cell that i tried to light on fire
Krom_Halftusk: But let's carry him to old Tentacles and Monsterface.
Krom_Halftusk: "An illithid. He had a cuddly monster with him, and said he hasn't seen you in some weeks."
benjamzee: "years"
Aiko: didnt the priest say decades up there
Aiko: yar
Aiko: years(
Aiko: **
handofevil: "Ah. Him."
handofevil: "He will not be able to help you. He is committed to peace."
handofevil: "Which is why I abandoned him 2 decades ago."
Aiko: "We'll convince him"
benjamzee: "and you need to be at peace yes?"
benjamzee: "sounds perfect!"
handofevil: "No. I need to be freed from this demon!"
Krom_Halftusk: "And you think he'll say 'peace' means letting you continue to be possessed?
Aiko: maybe the priest can cast a ritual to keep the king calm while we kill him so this mind does not collapse
Krom_Halftusk: "
handofevil: How are you communicating that Aiko?
handofevil: Certainly not infront of the king
Aiko: oh i was just saying it OOC
Aiko: to consider it an idea for us
benjamzee: "Krom_Halftusk, pick the king up!"
Krom_Halftusk: I thought Aiko Doppelganger was doing it.
benjamzee: "carry him to the priest!"
benjamzee: i dont trust him
Aiko: yeah she is
benjamzee: or her
Aiko: its just my homonculus
Aiko: doppleganger is easier to type though
Krom_Halftusk: Anyway, we're going to the priest.
Aiko: yar
benjamzee: cathedral, ho!
Aiko: FAST TRAVEL
Aiko: *loading screen*
Krom_Halftusk: So, the most important question.
Krom_Halftusk: When do I get to punch something?
benjamzee: it will come
Aiko: you can beat the king to death if we can convince the priest to cast a calmness spell
benjamzee: that seems like it would trigger the us-being-trapped thing
Aiko: i dont think so
Aiko: if the king dies calmly
Aiko: the mind will not collapse
Aiko: then we just kill the demon and the illusion ends
Aiko: and we all wake up
benjamzee: aight
Aiko: ya'll down?
benjamzee: i guess
Aiko: woop woop
handofevil: You are now standing in the cathedral
Krom_Halftusk: I just want to punch something.
handofevil: It is completely empty
Aiko: where the dicks is the priest
benjamzee: "YO PRIEST"
Krom_Halftusk: "MONSTERFACE. MONSTERFACE DADDY IS HERE."
benjamzee: "toby, fetch the priest"
Aiko: hopefully the king is not fluent in interpretive dance
handofevil: Toby chases his tail
Krom_Halftusk: Just set him down on his face.
Krom_Halftusk: "MONSTERFACE."
Krom_Halftusk: Well, I guess we search the cathedral for signs of where they went?
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+8 perception
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, perception: [10] = 18
Aiko: or just look around for him
handofevil: You find blood on the alter
benjamzee: 1d20+11
Fortuna: benjamzee, 1d20+11: [2] = 13
handofevil: altar*
benjamzee: hahah
Aiko: sighs
Aiko: oh 
Aiko: dang
Aiko: ben check that blood with nature
Aiko: is it human
Aiko: or monster beast
benjamzee: 1d20+13 nature
Fortuna: benjamzee, nature: [1] = 14
Aiko: welp
benjamzee shrugs
handofevil: It's slurpee not blood
Aiko: yum!
Aiko: is there a blood trail?
handofevil: Yes
Krom_Halftusk: If that's Monsterface's blood, somebody bout to get PUNCHED.
Krom_Halftusk: We follow it.
handofevil: It lead you to the back of the cathedral
handofevil: Where you find
handofevil: Monsterface's eye
Aiko: OH NOOOOOOO
handofevil: And Mind flayer's head
Krom_Halftusk: Krom takes several centering breaths.
Krom_Halftusk: It doesn't work.
Aiko: is mind flayer the priest
Krom_Halftusk: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
handofevil: You hear laughing from behind you
Krom_Halftusk: "SHOW YOURSELF YOU GUTLESS COWARD."
Krom_Halftusk: I immediately charge it.
handofevil: The place suddenly lights up
handofevil: ROLL INIT
Aiko: is it the demon
Aiko: like idk man did the demon not gather that we were obviously going to just kill the king for it
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+20
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 1d20+20: [15] = 35
handofevil: Yes
handofevil: It's the demon
handofevil: Hold on
benjamzee: 1d20+10
Fortuna: benjamzee, 1d20+10: [10] = 20
Aiko: demon is kind of oblivious
handofevil: http://i.imgur.com/RIjKRUY.jpg
handofevil: THIS APPEARS
Aiko: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Aiko, 1d20+12: [1] = 13
Aiko: THROW THE KING AT IT
Krom_Halftusk: PUNCH TIME.
Aiko: or use the king as a human shield it wont risk killing him
handofevil: Was that your init Krom
handofevil: Or did you charge
Krom_Halftusk: Init.
Aiko: oh were we not charging
Aiko: 1d20+10 init
Fortuna: Aiko, init: [16] = 26
Krom_Halftusk: Oh I'm charging.
Krom_Halftusk: But he said to roll init.
Aiko: fjreiwngioerwugrw
Aiko: okay
Krom_Halftusk: So I rolled init.
Aiko: okay well 26 init roll
Krom_Halftusk: I just meant that the first thing I do is going to be a punch, I am in full Orc mode.
Aiko: what about a sword
Krom_Halftusk: I don't have a weapon.
Krom_Halftusk: I just punch.
handofevil: OKAY
Aiko: not even brass knuckles?
Krom_Halftusk: Nope.
handofevil: Put yourselves on the map on the far left
Krom_Halftusk: MONK IN THIS CLUB.
Aiko: uh
Aiko: map??
Aiko: link map
handofevil: Not the one that says ig and von next to it
handofevil: http://champion.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/
Krom_Halftusk: where's the monster?
Aiko: they are using literally the same map
Aiko: how do you write on this
Aiko: ?????
Aiko: yeah i cant do a damn thing here
Krom_Halftusk: You have to log in.,
Aiko: where what how
Krom_Halftusk: Click "create my own board"
Krom_Halftusk: And log in.
Krom_Halftusk: And then it'll just take you back to the one we're using.
Krom_Halftusk: Delf, where on this map is the demon.
handofevil: Sorry, I was doing igs
handofevil: There
Aiko: i cant make an account
handofevil: You guys are at the back
Aiko: my favourite thing ever is a blank white unloading screen when you click login or sign up on anything ever
Aiko: someone else is going to have to move me
Aiko: where is the altar with blood on it
Krom_Halftusk: I think it's the thing I'm by.
Aiko: hm
Aiko: can you put me two squares above you then
handofevil: 1d20+14 init demon
Fortuna: handofevil, init demon: [15] = 29
Aiko: yayim an ugly blue though
Aiko: fuk u erik
benjamzee: its not blank Aiko 
Krom_Halftusk: There.
Krom_Halftusk: Also yeah zoom out and you can see more.
Aiko: when i clicked login or signup the screen went completley blank and nothing would load
Aiko: not the map
Aiko: i can see the map fine
Krom_Halftusk: Oh that I have no idea about.
Aiko: yay yellow is muhc better
Krom_Halftusk: Try just going to RealTimeBoard and creating an account, then following the link.
Krom_Halftusk: Ben, place yourself on the map.
Krom_Halftusk: That is the tiniest, cutest B in the world.
Krom_Halftusk: Which square are you in Ben?
Krom_Halftusk: You're in like... 4 there.
benjamzee: there
Krom_Halftusk: LET'S PUNCH.
Aiko: ok
Aiko: now how do i like
Aiko: do stuff
Aiko: i dont see any tool bar for text or anything
Krom_Halftusk: Toolbar should be on the bottom left
Aiko: just the zoom in and out buttons forme
handofevil: Ig has to add you to mods
Krom_Halftusk: Tell him to do that.
Aiko: farrttt
handofevil: While ig does that, let's start
Krom_Halftusk: I run straight at the demon's face.
handofevil: Start killing things
Krom_Halftusk: "YOU KILLED MY MONSTERFACE YOU SON OF A WHORE."
handofevil: Also, too let you know, this is a solo, so he has a ton of HP
handofevil: she*
Aiko: NOT FOR LONG
Krom_Halftusk: I punch him right in his stupid fucking face.
Aiko: do demons have genders
Krom_Halftusk: OPEN THE GATE OF BATTLE.
Aiko: i wouldnt imagine it cares much
benjamzee: sexit
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+13 vs Ref
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, vs Ref: [20] = 33
Krom_Halftusk: EAT MY SHIT.
Krom_Halftusk: YOU KILLED MY MONSTERFACE
benjamzee: SUCK IT
handofevil: WOAH
Krom_Halftusk: 30 damage.
handofevil: THE GATE IS OPENED
Aiko: dude
Aiko: i wish id gotten that
handofevil: AND IT PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE
Aiko: i could have done like 70
handofevil: FOLLOWED BY KROM'S FIST
Krom_Halftusk: And then I follow it up with my flurry of blows.
Krom_Halftusk: He takes an additional 7 damage.
Aiko: woop woop
Krom_Halftusk: And if I add my furious assault to the crit, does that automatically deal max damage?
Krom_Halftusk: Or do I have to roll it?
handofevil: Picture of the power please
handofevil: or description
Krom_Halftusk: oh actually he takes 36.
Krom_Halftusk: From the Gate of Battle.
Krom_Halftusk: Forgot to add my dex.
Krom_Halftusk: Ummm.
Krom_Halftusk: I have no idea how to Gyazo
benjamzee: clic it in the start menu
Krom_Halftusk: I don't have a start menu.
Aiko: i pinned it to my toolbar
Aiko: so i just click that
Aiko: then click and drag
Krom_Halftusk: I don't have it at all.
Krom_Halftusk: Here.
Krom_Halftusk: Aiko 26
Krom_Halftusk: Woops.
Krom_Halftusk: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bx45nTfPCXTiQmF0VXpMYUtTZWs/edit
Krom_Halftusk: It's on page 4
Krom_Halftusk: And I'm gonna add my furious assault to it either way, so here's that roll.
Krom_Halftusk: 1d8
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 1d8: [7] = 7
Krom_Halftusk: BLAM.
Aiko: b b b b b b boom
Krom_Halftusk: He takes... 50 damage.
Krom_Halftusk: Total.
benjamzee: SUCK IT
Krom_Halftusk: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING MY MONSTERFACE, I'LL DO IT AGAIN YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LAY DOWN NOW YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT."
handofevil: She laughs
Krom_Halftusk: Oh yeah I keep forgetting it's a girl.
Aiko: are we SURE though
Aiko: it doesnt have any genitals
benjamzee: sexist
Krom_Halftusk: Either way, I just punched the shit out of her.
Aiko: and i dont think a demon cares
Krom_Halftusk: Him.
Krom_Halftusk: It.
Aiko: yeah
Aiko: they
Krom_Halftusk: It's about to be a puddle anyway.
benjamzee: zir
handofevil: 1d10
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d10: [8] = 8
handofevil: One of the bheolders eye stalks fires a ray at you and you begin to feel stone form around your skin
handofevil: 1d20+22 v Fort on Krom
Fortuna: handofevil, v Fort on Krom: [9] = 31
Krom_Halftusk: Hit.
handofevil: Slowed save ends
Krom_Halftusk: Okie doke.
handofevil: If you fail, you are immobilized
handofevil: If you fail a second time, petrified
handofevil: AND THAT WAS A FREE ACTION
Krom_Halftusk: I think I'll be okay.
Krom_Halftusk: I have +2 to saves against that shit.
Krom_Halftusk: SLAVE TO NONE.
handofevil: He flies up to you and bites your face
Krom_Halftusk: Joke's on him, my face hasn't been washed in YEARS.
benjamzee: *she
handofevil: 1d20+21
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+21: [6] = 27
handofevil: v AC
Krom_Halftusk: Miss.
handofevil: She bites the grime off
Krom_Halftusk: IT IS BITTEr.
Aiko: krom has a shiny sparkly baby face now
Krom_Halftusk: Krom is refreshed.
Krom_Halftusk: BUT STILL ANGRY.
Krom_Halftusk: Is that her/his turn?
handofevil: Hey no he has range on that eye stalk!
handofevil: she*
handofevil: 1d10
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d10: [4] = 4
Aiko: they
Aiko: it
handofevil: Wait, no I don't roll for that
benjamzee: zir
Krom_Halftusk: Schkle.
handofevil: 1d20+22 v Fort Ben
Fortuna: handofevil, v Fort Ben: [5] = 27
handofevil: Slowed, same thing as Krom
Krom_Halftusk: BEN WHAT IS YOUR FORT.
benjamzee: 23
handofevil: BEn begins to turn to stone as well
handofevil: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand as for Aiko
Aiko: haha nerds
Aiko: how does it get 3 attacks
handofevil: The first one against krom was a free because Krom was in the aura
Aiko: oh it has an aura
Krom_Halftusk: What about when it tried to bite me.
handofevil: Minor
Aiko: and then a standard against ben
Krom_Halftusk: So it has a minor and a standard and another standard.
handofevil: The standard is 2 attacks
Krom_Halftusk: Or is it action pointing?
Krom_Halftusk: Gotcha.
Aiko: alrighty
handofevil: 1d20+19 v fort Aiko
Fortuna: handofevil, v fort Aiko: [13] = 32
Aiko: just gunna let you guys know that im going to spend 100% of the time invisible once i have a chance
Aiko: hit
handofevil: 1d8+5 and ongoing 10 necro
Fortuna: handofevil, and ongoing 10 necro: [2] = 7
Aiko: k
Krom_Halftusk: Does save end the ongoing damage?
Krom_Halftusk: Or does she just take it forever?
Aiko: :C
handofevil: She takes it FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEVER
handofevil: (save ends)
Aiko: okay
Krom_Halftusk: Okay, I can grant you both a save on my next turn if you're within 5 squares of me.
Aiko: I can take a save at the start of my turn
Krom_Halftusk: Oh that'll work too.
Aiko: against necro at least
Aiko: which is convenient that we're fighting a demon
Aiko: is it my turn
Krom_Halftusk: It should be.
Aiko: alrighty
Aiko: then
Aiko: 1d20+2 vs ongoing damage
Fortuna: Aiko, vs ongoing damage: [3] = 5
Aiko: dang
benjamzee: i can help saves i think but i have no idea how combat works with this guy
Aiko: its not difficult
Aiko: just use your skald aura and spam abilities
Aiko: anyways
Aiko: I crouch slightly first to hide myself from the demon behind these benches here
Aiko: 1d20+21 stealth
Fortuna: Aiko, stealth: [9] = 30
Aiko: e z
handofevil: (I'm glad I didn't bring the minions in)
handofevil: I need to go in about 10 minutes guys
Aiko: and now that im hidden i can move +2 speed
handofevil: So who wants a +700 damage boost
Krom_Halftusk: I'M PUNCHING HERE.
Aiko: so someone put me right behind the demon
Krom_Halftusk: Nooo,
benjamzee: ME
Krom_Halftusk: Don't DM this thing down.
Aiko: to FLANK HIM
benjamzee: I THINK
handofevil: loljk
Aiko: delf stop making date plans on dnd night
Aiko: anyways
Aiko: and then i uuusseee
Aiko: poison strike
Aiko: uhh one sec whats my roll
benjamzee: my date plans ended before dnd began
Aiko: argh i forgot the sheet didnt adjust it
Aiko: one sec
Aiko: 1d20+27 vs ac
Fortuna: Aiko, vs ac: [19] = 46
Aiko: holy shit
Aiko: and thats a crit
Krom_Halftusk: This demon can suck a dick.
Aiko: okay let me put together this damage
Krom_Halftusk: We have advantage now because of the flanking right?
Aiko: yeah
Krom_Halftusk: Rad.
benjamzee: SUCK IT
handofevil: Who's up now?
Krom_Halftusk: Waffle is calculating damage.
Krom_Halftusk: He also crit.
Aiko: 1d6+5+2+2d8+6d10+3+2d10+5+3 and ongoing 5 psychic damage and knocked prone and there goes like all my abilities
Fortuna: Aiko, and ongoing 5 psychic damage and knocked prone and there goes like all my abilities: [1, 7, 7, 9, 9, 10, 10, 5, 4, 6, 4] = 90
Aiko: 90 damage
Aiko: oh right it was a crit
Krom_Halftusk: You deal max damage.
Aiko: so 95
Aiko: oh my god
Aiko: okay
Aiko: uh
benjamzee: haha
Krom_Halftusk: Only on the attack that crit.
Krom_Halftusk: Not the added dice.
Aiko: oh okay then yar 95
Aiko: 2d6
Fortuna: Aiko, 2d6: [3, 6] = 9
Aiko: 104
Aiko: 104 damage to the demon
Krom_Halftusk: Yeezus.
Krom_Halftusk: We did 154 damage in two attacks.
Aiko: and i turn invisible
Aiko: yeah but that took like everything i had
Krom_Halftusk: I think it'll work out in our favor.
Aiko: you still get the flanking bonus despite me being invisible
Aiko: AAAANNDDD
Aiko: fuck it
Aiko: nah
Aiko: okay
Aiko: end turn
Aiko: oh you know what
Aiko: its not 2d6
Aiko: 3d10
Fortuna: Aiko, 3d10: [1, 6, 9] = 16
Aiko: 95+16
Fortuna: Aiko, 95+16: [] = 111
Aiko: okay 111 damage
Aiko: i read the wrong weapon critical
Krom_Halftusk: DELF WHERE ARE YOU.
handofevil: DOING THE OTHER FIGHT
handofevil: I HAVE TO SWAP
Aiko: MOURNING THE CORPSE OF HIS DEMON
handofevil: 111 damage
Aiko: yeah
Aiko: and knocked prone
handofevil: Hahahaha
Aiko: and 5 ongoing psychci
Aiko: save ends
handofevil: She's not even closed to be a corpse
Krom_Halftusk: Is she bloodied?
handofevil: No
Aiko: with a -5 to the first save
Aiko: end turn
Aiko: GO BEN
benjamzee: my turn!
Krom_Halftusk: BEN HIT HER.
Aiko: or use an ability to buff us or debuff her
benjamzee: my attacks do like 1d6
Krom_Halftusk: Buff us.
Aiko: you have abilities ben
handofevil: AHAHAHAHA
Aiko: i gave you strong shit
handofevil: IMMUNE SPYCHIC
handofevil: AND PSYCHIC
Aiko: okay
Aiko: *shrug*
Krom_Halftusk: Our 5 damage next turn noooo.
Aiko: most of the poison misses out anyways since its a solo
Aiko: on a miss it has to attack an ally
Aiko: imean on a failed save
Krom_Halftusk: Ben what are you gonna doooo.
benjamzee: http://gyazo.com/8291eb32666d4b97d6e8a37f8efee40f can i do this and will it help
Aiko: fuck YES you can
Aiko: just move in close to the aura
Aiko: to get the aura in there*
Krom_Halftusk: Yes. Just come stand near us.
Krom_Halftusk: And do that.
benjamzee moves close to get aura in there
Aiko: then i can backstab again
Krom_Halftusk: And then also a standard.
Aiko: yeah thats only a minor
Aiko: you still have a standard
benjamzee sings a song of solidarity
Aiko: i think you have some at will spell you can use
Aiko: ben just plucks a rad tune for us
Krom_Halftusk: Where do you want to stand Ben? And how big is your aura?
Aiko: or an encounter attack power
Aiko: i say put him just to the left
Aiko: and its aura 2
Aiko: it hits us and the demon cant escape this turn at least
Aiko: because i knocked it prone
Krom_Halftusk: I think he needs to move up one, or else we're not both in it.
Aiko: yeah he does
benjamzee: http://gyazo.com/e47cb6284ad15ee910484377ce9ca50f this was first at will i saw
Krom_Halftusk: Ben can you move one more space?
benjamzee: yes/no?
Aiko: hmmmm
Aiko: i dont think a push would be worth it
Aiko: since itd thenbe out of your aura
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah we're in pretty great position.
Aiko: just go for solid damage i dont think we need an effect right now
Aiko: wait do you have a daze spell
benjamzee: http://gyazo.com/2d89a80f8e1934d3ae3148d08f9d51b8 ?
Aiko: your strength is trash
Aiko: one second
Aiko: im going to look at your sheet
benjamzee: http://imgur.com/a/o7sUO
Aiko: i have it in the builder
Aiko: hmmm
Aiko: huh
Aiko: you know what
Aiko: id just say use a melee basic attack
Aiko: next turn though earthquake strike would be nice
Krom_Halftusk: Man it really sucks that this thing is immune to psychic.
Krom_Halftusk: Like half of your damage is psychic.
benjamzee: so that one i just said?
Krom_Halftusk: Yep.
Aiko: melee basic yeah
Aiko: remember your battle song expertise
Aiko: which is +2 to your attack roll
benjamzee: 1d20+8 v ac
Fortuna: benjamzee, v ac: [9] = 17
Aiko: man your strenght is BAD
Aiko: i forgot to give you melee training in another score
benjamzee: and then standard? 
handofevil: Ok guys. I'm going to need to end this once Ig and Von obliterate their monster. I have things I need to do before I go to work tomorrow
Krom_Halftusk: No that was your standard.
Aiko: that was a miss ben
benjamzee: ah
Aiko: i dont think its possible for you to hit with a melee basic
Aiko: dang
Aiko: at least not against this thing
Aiko: end the turn 
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah mathematically I think you'll have to crit.
Aiko: well he is flanking
Aiko: so he has +11
Aiko: which still isnt enough 
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah this thing has to have at least 30 AC.
Aiko: yar
Aiko: so just
Aiko: end for now
Aiko: w/e
Aiko: delf go
Krom_Halftusk: It's Krom time.
Aiko: oh is it krom
Krom_Halftusk: Aye.
Aiko: IT SURE IS
benjamzee: END
Krom_Halftusk: And he's going to give this thing the TIGER CLAW RAKE.
Aiko: remember flank!
handofevil: KROM TIME
handofevil: PUNCH PUNCH
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+18
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 1d20+18: [8] = 26
Aiko: DID YOU REMEMBER FLANK
Krom_Halftusk: Vs ref
Krom_Halftusk: Damn.
Krom_Halftusk: I did.
Aiko: COMBAT ADVANTAGE
Aiko: okay
Krom_Halftusk: I imagine that's a miss.
Krom_Halftusk: I think I'm gonna action point it though.
Krom_Halftusk: And hit it again.
Aiko: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Krom_Halftusk: While we have it in such a good spot.
Aiko: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
Aiko: yar
Krom_Halftusk: It's certainly not gonna get EASIER to hit it from here on out.
handofevil: Screw it you're one off. You hit
Krom_Halftusk: Yeah!
Aiko: huzzah
Aiko: it frantically trying to block me and ben's strikes allow you to slip through and stab
Krom_Halftusk: 3d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, damage: [1, 7, 2] = 16
Krom_Halftusk: Ew.
Aiko: krom is off the teamm
Aiko: bye krom
Krom_Halftusk: And it takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of my next turn.
Krom_Halftusk: And if it moves more than 2 squares next turn, it takes 5 damage
Aiko: well
Aiko: its prone
Krom_Halftusk: And add 7 damage from my flurry of blows.
Krom_Halftusk: It's an elite solo, it'll probably just teleport or some shit.
handofevil: There is no elite solo
handofevil: only solo
handofevil: BRING ME SOLO
Krom_Halftusk: Well whatever.
Krom_Halftusk: It's a solo.
Krom_Halftusk: The point is, I'll be very surprised if it just lays on the ground and lets us keep kicking it.
Krom_Halftusk: Speaking of which, ACTION POINT.
Krom_Halftusk: "YOU KILLED MY MONSTERFACE."
Krom_Halftusk: Finishing Move
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+18 vs fort
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, vs fort: [14] = 32
handofevil: hit
Krom_Halftusk: 3d8+6
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 3d8+6: [1, 5, 5] = 17
Krom_Halftusk: And it takes another -2 to attack rolls (save ends) and is slowed (also save ends)
Krom_Halftusk: And add 7 more from my flurry of blows
Aiko: hell yaaaaa
Krom_Halftusk: So 16+17+14 total
Krom_Halftusk: 16+17+14
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 16+17+14: [] = 47
Aiko: you're still off the team from that one bad damage roll
Aiko: now its demons though?
Krom_Halftusk: It is indeed.
Krom_Halftusk: Is DEMON bloodied yet?
benjamzee: does toby do anything??
Aiko: you have to choose when toby does a thing
benjamzee: toby should bite
Aiko: he has his own standard actions on your turn
Krom_Halftusk: I assume you'd have to order him to.
Aiko: and i gave a feat that lets him and you move in one action
benjamzee: "toby, firebite whenever you can"
benjamzee: there
benjamzee: its been more than 10, handofevil  is gone
benjamzee: possibly forever
handofevil is dust in the wind
benjamzee: probably a day
handofevil: Demon had 740 hp to start. No where close
Aiko: oh hey its e3 tomorrow
Krom_Halftusk: Oh I have to save, too.
Krom_Halftusk: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Krom_Halftusk, 1d20+2: [17] = 19
Krom_Halftusk: Yay1
handofevil: Okay guys. I need to go unfortunately. 
Aiko: do the demons turn first
Aiko: so we dont forget about its effects
Krom_Halftusk: Krom shakes off the thin - almost pathetic, really - coating of dust that had gathered on him from this pussy demon's stupid eye laser.
handofevil: Nah. That would take like another 5 minutes SINCE YOU ARE ALL IN IT'S AURA 
Aiko: we're going to forget about ben's aura
Aiko: jesus we'll do a lot of OA damage thugh
Aiko: since its stuck doing melee
benjamzee: my aura is the best
handofevil: Hahahaha no it' snot
handofevil: Eye stalk is ranged
handofevil: Anyway
Krom_Halftusk: The point is, it got punched right in it's dumb mouth.
handofevil: Peace guys
Aiko: its right next to us
Krom_Halftusk: its*
benjamzee: the best of the best
Krom_Halftusk: Bye Delf.
Aiko: that would cause an OA for using a ranged attack in melee range
handofevil quit.
Aiko: no matter what we get opportunity attacks
benjamzee: cream of the crop
benjamzee: top of the heap
Krom_Halftusk: I guess that's it then.
Aiko: welp
Aiko: now that we're alone with fortuna
Aiko: oh fortuna bby
benjamzee quit.
Aiko: ily
Aiko: ben is a wimp
Krom_Halftusk: Hahaha.
Krom_Halftusk: His damage is incredible.
Log: well, that was fun I guess
Aiko: i cant believe i forgot to give him charisma melee training
Aiko: igfig what was even going on on your end
Aiko: we're doing our first dang diddly fight
Vondal_Renstone quit.
Log: we were too
Krom_Halftusk: We spent five hours just walking.
Aiko: that was all one fight
Log: beating up some jerk wizard
Aiko: good
Aiko: i know who you're beating up
Aiko: fuck that dude
Aiko quit.
Krom_Halftusk: And then a demon showed up and killed my Monsterface and I punched it right in its Goddamn mouth.
Krom_Halftusk: Apparently it has 740 hp though, so we didn't kill it yet.
Log: I will come find you guys and kill the demon hard
Log quit.
Krom_Halftusk quit.