Aiko: fortuna link me the map
handofevil: It worked though
handofevil: http://champion.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/
Aiko: thanks fortuna
Fortuna: You're welcome.
Aiko: fortuna taking credit
Aiko: change K to V
handofevil: Do you remember how much damage was dealt Aiko?
Vondal: I was just going to move my V from my map to your map.
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vwMz/852bb31ea5.jpg 
Aiko: i said 198 but i think it may have been more
Aiko: do you have the logs
benjamzee: this waffle
handofevil: Yes. I'll just do 198
Aiko: check the logs
Aiko: cause i think it may have been way more
Aiko: like 200+
Vondal: Where shall I be popping into battle existence?
handofevil: It wasn't
handofevil: I assure you
Aiko: eh
Aiko: okay
Aiko: you'll be popping in over that k
handofevil: Wherever Aiko said you were
Aiko: right where the K is
handofevil: You may delete the K as well
Aiko: me and ig never could figure out why i cant use the board
Aiko: so someone will have to move me
Aiko: ok delf
Aiko: DEMON TURN
handofevil: You all suddenly blink
Aiko: aiko doesnt blink
handofevil: as if you were waken from a deep sleep
handofevil: But nothing has changed
Aiko: she also doesnt sleep 
benjamzee: did we die
handofevil: A demon of great threat is before you
Aiko: yes
benjamzee: i think we just died
Aiko: welp
handofevil: Aiko, you feel a weight in your pocket that you did not before
Aiko: GG WP
Aiko: its bens salamander corgi
handofevil: BUT YOU HAVE NO TIME TO SEE WHAT IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING BLASTED BY DEMON EYE STALKS
Aiko: oh noooo
Aiko: wait im invisible
handofevil: Are you?
Aiko: i think
Aiko: ill say im not cause i cant remember
Aiko: im almost always invisible or in cover though
Aiko: so its very likely i was
handofevil: Do a stealth check
handofevil: So I have a reference number
Aiko: 1d20+21
Fortuna: Aiko, 1d20+21: [5] = 26
Aiko: bleh
handofevil: Meh it works
handofevil: YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE TIME TO SEE WHAT IT IS ON YOUR TURN
handofevil: Vondal and Ben however are being blasted
Aiko: good
benjamzee: can i be invisible too
Aiko: no
Aiko: you have nothing to turn you invisible
handofevil: Actually no it's just vondal
handofevil: The demon is surprised by his sudden appearence
Aiko: so the attack does not include me or ben?
handofevil: 1d20+19 v Fort
Fortuna: handofevil, v Fort: [18] = 37
handofevil: No
Aiko: then we both get OA's
Vondal: Well bother, that is a hit.
Aiko: hold on looking for my attack mod...
handofevil: Free action
benjamzee: hit
Aiko: ben you arent being targeted
handofevil: I thought you didn't get OA's on free actions
Aiko: where the dicks is my attack mod
Aiko: its any attack
Aiko: because of ben's aura
handofevil: 1d8+5 and dazed save ends
Fortuna: handofevil, and dazed save ends: [7] = 12
handofevil: necro
Aiko: any attack that doesnt include someone in the aura as a target
Vondal: Necro damage?
Aiko: 1d20+23 vs AC
Fortuna: Aiko, vs AC: [18] = 41
Aiko: THATS A CRIT
handofevil: If you fail your save twice, you are dazed and weakened
handofevil: and then you die on your fourth
Vondal: Sadly I am not in east form yet, so I take the full damage.
handofevil: SO I HOPE YOU SAVE
Vondal: beast*
handofevil: Ok how much damage waffle
handofevil: WAY TO THROW AWAY YOUR INVISIBILITY
Aiko: 1d4+16+2+2d8+1d4+12
Fortuna: Aiko, 1d4+16+2+2d8+1d4+12: [3, 8, 4, 1] = 46
Aiko: aannnddd
Aiko: i have a thing that lets me turn back invisible
Vondal: Darn it, that whole dazed thing really is problematic.
Aiko: oh not invisible
Aiko: i have concealment though
handofevil: NOW FOR THE REST OF IT'S TURN
Aiko: oh
Aiko: 1d6
Fortuna: Aiko, 1d6: [2] = 2
Aiko: 48 damage
Aiko: not 46
handofevil: Surprised by Aiko's sudden appearance, an eye stalk blasts you
Aiko: ben didnt roll his OA
Aiko: ben you get one too
handofevil: 1d20+22 v Fort
Fortuna: handofevil, v Fort: [14] = 36
Aiko: well 
Aiko: it doesnt matter since he wouldnt hit
benjamzee: one what
Aiko: THAT HOWEVER
Aiko: an OA
Aiko: because you werent targeted by the attack
Aiko: thats the reason that your aura is up
Aiko: and you get another one since its attacking me now
Aiko: and Vondal gets one
handofevil: YOu feel your skin begin to turn to stone
Vondal: Alright.
handofevil: slowed
Vondal: Wait no I don't, I am dazed.
handofevil: save ends
Vondal: I don't get OAs while dazed.
handofevil: failed saved yadda yadda
handofevil: b4m
Aiko: even if its granted by his skald's aura?
handofevil: Yes
Aiko: ok
handofevil: No immediate actions
Aiko: well ben roll two
Aiko: attack rolls
Vondal: No immediate or opportunity actions, yar.
benjamzee: just like any attack?
Aiko: yes
Aiko: well
Aiko: a basic attack
Aiko: melee basic
Aiko: CMON BEN KILLING DEMONS IS MORE IMPROTANT THAN BASKETBALL
benjamzee: hang on i am reading my sheet
handofevil: ONLY ONE PER TURN SIR
Aiko: its just a basic attack
handofevil: BY WORD OF IGFIG
Aiko: OH THATS TRUE
benjamzee: the basketball is over
Aiko: so only one
handofevil: HAW
handofevil: HAW HAW HAW
Aiko: and ben its just a basic attack
Aiko: theres nothing to read
handofevil: The eye stalks seem to mock you Aiko
benjamzee: 1d20+8 vs ac
Fortuna: benjamzee, vs ac: [1] = 9
Aiko: WELP
Aiko: nice roll ben
handofevil: Ben jams his sword into his foot
benjamzee: take THAT
benjamzee: uhh no delf
benjamzee: i have a club
Aiko: i thought i gave you a sword
handofevil: You bash your foot then
handofevil: Anyway
Igfig joined #pwot_dnd.
handofevil: SHIFT AWAY
Aiko: NOPE
Aiko: HES PRONE
handofevil: And suddenly a mysterious figure emerges from the shadows
Aiko: she
benjamzee: you did but as a bard i decided to use a club
Igfig: HEY EVERYONE
Igfig: I GOT A FIST FULL OF ROCK, A DICK FULL OF DREAMS, AND A HEAD FULL OF SELF-ACTUALIZATION
Igfig: LET'S FUCK THIS DEMON, SENSUOUSLY
handofevil: AND YOU'RE FIGHTING AN UNDEAD BEHOLDER
Igfig: *battle music switches to new theme*
Aiko: you dummy i gave you feats that make your sword attacks stronger
benjamzee: YEAHHHHHH
Aiko: not clubs
Igfig: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TROBETT13B03FF7155&lg=1&sq=0
Aiko: YOU DID CHANGE IT TO A CLUB
Aiko: DANGIT BEN
benjamzee: hahahhaha
Aiko: now you dont get your feat bonuses
Vondal: Shhhh, change the feats to club feats and ta da.
benjamzee: why not
benjamzee: yeah
Igfig: Note: before I entered the dream I activated Virtue and Wrath of the Gods
Aiko: i thought they were specifically written
Aiko: so it was "sword blah blah
Vondal: Shhhhhhh.
handofevil: Infinite jukebox does not play when the tab is not up
Aiko: is there a club feat for uhhh
handofevil: This is bull
Aiko: whats it called
Vondal: Such trivialities do not matter to Ben.
Aiko: impliment
Igfig: Everybody gets +5 to damage while they're adjacent to me
Vondal: Open it in a new window Delf.
Aiko: igfig where are you
Igfig: on the map? Tryign to remember the url
Igfig: is where
benjamzee: 22:17	Vondal	Such trivialities do not matter to Ben.
handofevil: Put yourself on the map and attack the big D
benjamzee: right there
Aiko: http://champion.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/
handofevil: SHE WANTS THE D
handofevil: TO DIE
Aiko: and delf he cant shift
Aiko: because we knocked him prone last time
benjamzee: she
handofevil: k. doesn't shift
handofevil: He can't shift
handofevil: but she can
benjamzee: she
handofevil: She shifts
Aiko: that is a 100% on its hands and knees demon eyeball thing
Aiko: SHE CANT SHIFT EITHER
Aiko: it
Aiko: the
Aiko: y
handofevil: IT HAS NO HANDS AND KNEES
Aiko: prone is a metaphor
Aiko: as igfig once said while explaining how an airship could be prone
Vondal: Knocked the levitation out from under it.
Aiko: ya
handofevil: Anyway, end turn
handofevil: Roll init iggy
benjamzee: no waffle as an airship i cant be prone
Aiko: oh yeah what was the init
Igfig: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+8: [11] = 19
Aiko: O ITS MY TURN
handofevil: LOOK ON THE SIDE FOOL
Aiko: well first
handofevil: REmember Aiko
handofevil: "21:04	handofevil	Aiko, you feel a weight in your pocket that you did not before"
Aiko: 1d20+26 stealth
Fortuna: Aiko, stealth: [4] = 30
Aiko: uUUUUHHHHGHGH
Aiko: well it still works
Aiko: cause my stealth is hella
Aiko: NOW WHILE HIDDEN
Aiko: i reach into my pocket
handofevil: So hella
Aiko: and YANK OOUUTTT
Aiko: AAAAAAA
benjamzee: dick
handofevil: You pull out a small stone with a rune on it
Aiko: a dick
Aiko: the rune is a dick
handofevil: Well not so much a rone as a small axe engraved on it
Aiko: welp
Aiko: i throw it away
handofevil: You find a note on the bottom of it
Aiko: dont want that shit weighing me down
benjamzee: noooo
handofevil: "For when help is needed most"
benjamzee: its from the dwarf god
Aiko: too late i threw it 
Vondal: I guess Aiko doesn't have the stones to use it then.
handofevil: You feel another heavy weight in your pocket
Aiko: its waaaayyy over....
handofevil: You find another note
Aiko: DANGIT ITS LIKE A FUCKIN KEYBLADE
handofevil: "You stupid git don't throw my stone"
Aiko: ok ok how do i use this thing
benjamzee: WOOOOOO
Aiko: does it have an instruction manual
handofevil: Try throwing it again maybe?
Aiko: or is it one of those fancy new links to an E-manual
Aiko: i throw it at the demon
handofevil: Roll it for a free action
benjamzee: its from the half dwarf half whatever ig was god
Aiko: pfpftpfp
Aiko: 1d20+22 vs idk
Fortuna: Aiko, vs idk: [11] = 33
handofevil: It hits the demon right in the eyestalk
handofevil: It winces
Aiko: yeah fuck you
handofevil: and you feel the weight in your pocket again
Aiko: take that
Aiko: 1d2 damage
Fortuna: Aiko, damage: [2] = 2
Aiko: incredible
Aiko: max damage
handofevil: "YA STUPID GIT WHAT DID I SAY. THROW IT AGAIN AND I'LL COME AND RIP THIS DEMON A NEW ONE."
Aiko: wait
Aiko: i think 
Aiko: i KNOW WHO THIS IS
benjamzee: I TOLD YO
benjamzee: U
Aiko: HES CROSSING DIMENSIONS TO HELP US
Aiko: I RAISE THE STONE HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD
Aiko: AND SLAM IT INTO THE GROUND
handofevil: This next one won't be a free action
Aiko: yeah
benjamzee: fucking said it five minutes ago
Aiko: i do it deliberately
handofevil: YOU SPEND YOUR STANDARD SLAMMING THE STONE INTO THE GROUND
handofevil: IT SHATTERS
Aiko: no ben its not who you think
handofevil: AND YOU HEAR A 
handofevil: "YAHARAGARH"
Aiko: its an old friend
handofevil: END AIKO'S TURN
handofevil: NEXT
Aiko: WHOA
Aiko: EY
Aiko: I NEVER SAID END
handofevil: Fool I said end
Aiko: IM GUNNA ACTION POINT
handofevil: You just summoned a god
handofevil: FINE
Aiko: over ride dm
Aiko: ANYWAYS
handofevil rides over Aiko
Aiko: i stab the demon RIGHT IN ITS EYE SOCKET
Aiko: 1d20+24 vs ac stab stab
Fortuna: Aiko, vs ac stab stab: [6] = 30
Aiko: aw
handofevil: YOU
handofevil: STAB IT IN THE EYE SOCKET
Aiko: WOO
handofevil: BUT THE DM DOESN'T DO FLAVOR FOR A SOLO
Aiko: 1d4+14+2d8
Fortuna: Aiko, 1d4+14+2d8: [2, 7, 2] = 25
handofevil: AND IT STILL HAS IT'S EYE
Aiko: woo
Aiko: aaaannddd
Aiko: end
handofevil: Okay next
benjamzee: me!
Aiko: whodafuck dat big L
Igfig: Wait a second, why didn't you have me just go as soon as I showed up
handofevil: And then Igfig
Aiko: because your init is the lowest still
handofevil: Cause Init
Igfig: if we were at the end of the round
Igfig: oh wait
Aiko: we werent
handofevil: We were at the beginning
Igfig: I misread that list
Igfig: yeah ok
Aiko: haha igfig is a dumb butt
benjamzee: how do i do this 
handofevil: hahaha
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vykx/04345e6140.jpg
handofevil: You do a handstand
Aiko: yar you can just roll that normally
Vondal: Also my turn will be last before the demon, so says Vondal, so we can take better advantage of that blind effect when I get to it.
Aiko: its not part of your skald aura
Vondal: Also, can anyone get me a saving throw before my turn so I can do more then one action?
Aiko: just roll it normally ben
Vondal: Being dazed sucks.
Aiko: oh right 
Aiko: my saving throws
Aiko: 2#1d20+2
Fortuna: Aiko, 1d20+2: [6] = 8; 1d20+2: [10] = 12
Aiko: woooo
Aiko: no longer slowed
Aiko: igfig might be able to get you a saving throw
benjamzee: 1d20+12 vs ac
Fortuna: benjamzee, vs ac: [18] = 30
Aiko: ben your charisma is higher than that
Aiko: it sayas right there on the power that your roll is +20
Aiko: so thats 38
benjamzee: 38 vs ac
Aiko: thats a hit so roll ur damage
handofevil: That can not be right
Aiko: no it is right
Aiko: look at the powe
Aiko: its taken right from the builder
handofevil: CHA MOD U FOOL
Aiko: yeah
Aiko: so??
handofevil: .....
Aiko: what
Aiko: the attack uses his charisma mod
handofevil: Link me ben's sheet
Aiko: its in the builder
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vykx/04345e6140.jpg
benjamzee: oop
benjamzee: http://imgur.com/a/o7sUO
handofevil: Ben you were right your mod is 12
handofevil: Ignore waffle
handofevil: who is all the dumb
Aiko: DELF
benjamzee: 30 vs ac
Aiko: look at the power right there
Aiko: RIGHT THERE
Aiko: it says +20
Aiko: +20 vs ac with 2d6+9 damage
Aiko: you're not including feats and stuff
handofevil: Holy crap waffle you are being all the dumb right now
handofevil: Anyway
handofevil: Roll your damage ben
Aiko: then fucking explain why it isnt +20 instead of sitting there calling me an idiot
handofevil: BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS A CHARISMA MOD. YOU WOULD NEVER ROLL YOUR ACTUAL CHARISMA
Igfig: the 20 uses his str mod, not cha
Aiko: then why does the power say +20 on it?
Aiko: his str is even lower its only 10
benjamzee: waffle this feat says with profficient bard weapon, not sword
handofevil: Wait what the hell
Aiko: like in total he has a whole ten strength
Aiko: thats because you changed your feat ben
Aiko: i mean your weapon
benjamzee: ah
Aiko: your "bard weapon" was a sword before
Aiko: just assume its a club now so you will have to manually add the +2 from your feat
Aiko: which was for light blades before
handofevil: [9:33:19 PM] Igfig: I'm trying
Igfig: I am trying to understand how you even got this weird ass number
handofevil: Igfig is hella confused also
Aiko: hmmm
Aiko: why IS it +20 the waffle wonders
Aiko: i see why it should be +12
Aiko: does it add the 1/2 level or is that already there
handofevil: WAffle if you somehow managed to legally get his attack mod to be +20 I will give you like all the boons
Igfig: oh wait, 20 isn't quite as far off as I thought
Igfig: hmm ok lessee
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vyQ0/897c7fa11a.jpg
Aiko: yar ben thats what we are looking at
benjamzee: there
Aiko: if you look at entangling opening that one has a +12
handofevil: I think
handofevil: I have the awnser
handofevil: Fartfignuggen
Igfig: 7 base + 5 cha + 4 enh + 2 feat + 2 prof
handofevil: SEeing that his corgi friend was going to be reborn
handofevil: Granted him a boon
benjamzee: I TOLD YOU
Aiko: so it is 20 ig?
Igfig: is this a weapon or implement attack?
Aiko: weapon
Igfig: then yes
handofevil: Holy crap
Aiko: but he has a feat to add to his weapon attacks
Aiko: using his bard implement weapon
benjamzee: 2d6+9+2 damage i think
Fortuna: benjamzee, damage i think: [5, 3] = 19
Igfig: I included that
Aiko: okay
handofevil: Aiko, I grant you the privilege of controlling fartfignuggen
Aiko: so in conclusion
Aiko: ayyyyy
Aiko: it IS +20
benjamzee: I TOLD YOU IT WAS HER WAFFLE
Aiko: i thought the builder was showing his actual charisma score instead of the mod
handofevil: Indeed
handofevil: I was wrong
benjamzee: and you said nooooo waffle
Igfig: +18 with implement attacks
Aiko: what when did i say no ben
Aiko: fight me
benjamzee: its not the one you think it is 
Aiko: FIGHT ME
Aiko: yes it is
handofevil: I wouldn't do it ben
Aiko: its fartfignuggen
handofevil: Aiko has control over fartfignuggen
Aiko: so is bens turn over
benjamzee: 22:23	Aiko	no ben its not who you think
benjamzee: I WAS RIGHT
Aiko: can we summon attendants with ben's power and throw them at the demon
benjamzee: you fool
Aiko: i thought you werent thinking it was fart
handofevil: IGGY'S TURN
Aiko: ben are you gunna do anythign else?
Aiko: WAIT
benjamzee: what other half dwarf god have we created
Aiko: BEN USE YOUR FAMILIAR
Aiko: you keep forgetting about him
Aiko: poor jerry or whatever
handofevil: Weredwarf*
benjamzee: toby
Aiko: toby right
Aiko: okay iggys turn i guess
Igfig: okay!
benjamzee: and let the record show i knew it was fart from the beginning
Igfig: I, uh, I guess I show up and say my line
benjamzee: from the axe on the rock alone
Aiko: oh someone add fart to the map
handofevil: That's because you will always be his corgi
Igfig: bursting through a door, or possibly window
handofevil: NOT YET
Igfig: I GOT A FIST FULL OF ROCK, A DICK FULL OF DREAMS, AND A HEAD FULL OF SELF-ACTUALIZATION
handofevil: HE'S NOT HERE YET
Aiko: since i still cant do the map
Igfig: LET'S FUCK THIS DEMON, SENSUOUSLY
Aiko: oh ok
Aiko: WOO
benjamzee: she
benjamzee: fart was a she
Igfig: *battle music switches to new theme*
Igfig: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TROBETT13B03FF7155&lg=1&sq=0
handofevil: Ben is correct
Igfig: Minor action, activate blacksmelt weapon for +4 damage until EoNT
Igfig: Spend action point, shifting 3 and gaining +2 to attacks SoNT
Igfig: it's granting me CA, right?
Aiko: gunna fuck shit up
Aiko: yeah
Aiko: we're hella flanking
handofevil: Yeah
Igfig: Avatar of Righteous Nobility
benjamzee: at this point toby can sense fart coming and is bouncing around too happily to care about any demons
handofevil: THE CAMERA IS PULLING SWEET ESTABLISHING SHOTS
Aiko: so is ben farts corgi in every universe in all timelines there are multiple iterations of ben running around and they are all corgi
Igfig: 1d20+23 + 2 + 2 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [3] = 30
Aiko: PFT
handofevil: bEN IS FART'S CORGI NO MATTER WHAT
handofevil: HIT
Aiko: LAAAAAAMMEEE
Aiko: o
Igfig: ahaahaha
Igfig: I woulda hit on a 2, right?
benjamzee: my familiar is farts corgi
handofevil: Yeah
Igfig: I bet you're using an out-of-date monster
Igfig: anyhoo
handofevil: Death tyrant
Aiko: man remember back when someone i think captain bravo did the amazing lead up to the natural 20 in the pwot campaign and destroyed the monsters
Aiko: and won the fight
Igfig: 4d10+34 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2, 4, 5, 2] = 47
Igfig: radiant damage
benjamzee: handofevil	bEN IS FART'S CORGI NO MATTER WHAT
Igfig: and my defender aura and righteous radiance increase to aura 3
benjamzee pees
Vondal: Oh, probably should have asked, any chances at a saving throw being passed my way?  Or, can I just assume I came in in beast form to save me an action?
Igfig: Second, Death Angel
Aiko: you came in as a scary beast of course
Igfig: wait no, this thing is undead right? That's necrotic damage, never mind
Aiko: WINSK FURIOUSLY
Igfig: uh, sorry Von, not this turn
Igfig: all my actions are spoken for
Aiko: igfig is the worst
Aiko: no team play
Vondal: No problemo.
Igfig: Frenzying Smite!
Aiko: "no team play? No problemo"
Vondal: I'm just going to go with the came in as a beast then so I can use this turn for another thing.
Aiko: sounds like a MOBA advertisement
Igfig: 1d20+23+2+2 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [18] = 45
handofevil: omg totes not a hit
handofevil: u suck
Igfig: 4d10+29 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2, 4, 2, 2] = 39
Igfig: and it's pushed 2, I'm afraid
Igfig: sorry, flankers
Aiko: dangit
Igfig: but damage is king
Aiko: ben pull it back on your turn
handofevil: End turn?
Aiko: and now itd be kroms turn but krom is dead
Vondal: That makes it easier for me to get on the far side of the thing from you guys so I can use more of my bursts.
Igfig: not end turn
Igfig: Sohei Flurry!
Igfig: 1d20+23+2+2
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+23+2+2: [9] = 36
handofevil: Mhmm
Aiko: more like
Aiko: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm
Aiko: m
Igfig: 2d10+8+10+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [6, 4] = 32
handofevil: Donuts don't wear alligator shoes
Igfig: aaaand I thing that's all yes
Aiko: okay
Aiko: SO THEN
Aiko: YOU HEAR A LOUD SMASH FROM THE ROOF ABOVE YOU
handofevil: OY
Aiko: im dming now delf ive taken over
handofevil: EXUSE U
Aiko: hostile take over
Aiko was kicked by handofevil.
handofevil: teehee
kermit joined #pwot_dnd.
handofevil: TEEHEE
kermit: hey hey hey its kermit the frog
handofevil: SUDDENLY
handofevil: THE ROOM SHATTERS TO PIECES
handofevil: HANGING IN THE AIR FOR A SLIGHT SECOND
Vondal: Wait, what about my turn?
handofevil: Oh
benjamzee: is kermit the frog
kermit: o
kermit: ya
handofevil: Sorry you're not on the init roll
handofevil: REVERSE
kermit: yeah its me kermit
handofevil: THE ROOM DOES NOT SHATTER TO PIECES
benjamzee: yet
kermit: ben you tried to seduce miss piggy
handofevil: Vondal's turn
kermit: i must destroy you
Vondal: There, I just tossed myself in front of the demon on the turn order/after everyone else now.
Vondal: So:
Vondal: I turn on Dust Eddy with my only action cause I am dazed.
Vondal: 1d20
Fortuna: Vondal, 1d20: [17] = 17
Vondal: I am now not dazed, turn ends.
kermit: yay
Vondal: Continue.
kermit: ben hw big is your skald aura
kermit: how8
benjamzee: is that a vacuum
kermit: *
kermit: >>
kermit: <<
kermit: delf
kermit: now isthe time for the room to shatter
kermit: did my internet die
kermit: 1d20
Fortuna: kermit, 1d20: [5] = 5
kermit: nope
kermit: im all alone now
kermit: kermits all that remains
kermit quit.
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handofevil: Alright
benjamzee: finally
benjamzee: oh
froglegstew: was something up with the mibbit
froglegstew: or was no one talking
froglegstew: AAAAAAAH
froglegstew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
handofevil: It was all you
Igfig: aura 5
handofevil: We were talking about how fat you were
froglegstew: IVE GONE FROM KERMIT THE FROG TO FROGLEGSTEW
froglegstew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
handofevil: SUDDENLY YOU HERE A WOOSHING SOUND
froglegstew: hear*
handofevil: AND THE ROOM SHATTERS LIKE GLASS
benjamzee: ahahaha
handofevil slaps the stew off the table
froglegstew: alright so thats the demons standard action aiko is next
handofevil: AND IN FLYS A NAKED DWARF
handofevil: WITH A SILVER AXE
benjamzee: WOOOO
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "YAHARGLE FRAGGLE"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Ok, roll his init wafflesan
FARTFIGNUGGEN: He is under your control
froglegstew: 1d20+19 FARAT
Fortuna: froglegstew, FARAT: [16] = 35
froglegstew: THEN HE GOES FIRST
froglegstew: errr
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Oy next round
benjamzee: she
froglegstew: it is next round
froglegstew: its the start of the new round
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Well it's the demons turn
froglegstew: BUT DEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLFFFFFF
FARTFIGNUGGEN: The demon blasts an eyestalk at Aiko
Igfig: Righteous Radiance!
froglegstew: everyone else gets an OA from the skald aura
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Did you save against the stone waffle?
froglegstew: yeah im fine
Igfig: ALso, it takes -2 to that attack roll
froglegstew: oh wait
froglegstew: im invisible
froglegstew: this time for sure i know i am
FARTFIGNUGGEN: That changes nothing
Vondal: Neither me or Ben are close enough.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Oh wait yes it does
froglegstew: WELL IGFIG IS
froglegstew: get 'em igfig
froglegstew: GET 'EM
FARTFIGNUGGEN: LOG IS TARGETED THEN
FARTFIGNUGGEN: THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON WHO STABBED IT OUT OF NOWHERE
Igfig: But yeah, 13 radiant damage from Rigteous Radiance
FARTFIGNUGGEN: k
froglegstew: THEN I GET AN OA 
Igfig: 1d20+23+2 OA
Fortuna: Igfig, OA: [8] = 33
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d20+22 v Fort
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, v Fort: [2] = 24
froglegstew: 1d20+22 
Fortuna: froglegstew, 1d20+22: [13] = 35
froglegstew: ayyyy
froglegstew: go hard or go home
Igfig: 1d10+25+4
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+25+4: [4] = 33
FARTFIGNUGGEN: curse u eyestalk
froglegstew: 1d4+14+2d8
Fortuna: froglegstew, 1d4+14+2d8: [4, 6, 5] = 29
froglegstew: +3
froglegstew: 32
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Hmmm
FARTFIGNUGGEN: I suppose I missed Log
froglegstew: and then got fucked
froglegstew: got wrecked son
Igfig: oh, yeah
FARTFIGNUGGEN: NO MATTER
FARTFIGNUGGEN: WITH THE SUDDEN APPEARENCE OF AIKO
froglegstew: NOPE
FARTFIGNUGGEN: SHE IS BLASTED WITH SMELL OF 1000 DEAD BODIES
froglegstew: I HAVE COVER AND CAN THUS ROLL A STEALTH CHECK AS A FREE ACTION BECAUSE I HIT WITH A MELEE ATTACK
FARTFIGNUGGEN: oh nooooooooooo
froglegstew: 1d20+26 stealth
Fortuna: froglegstew, stealth: [18] = 44
froglegstew: invisible
froglegstew: ayyy
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Vondal is hit then
froglegstew: haha fuck you vondal
froglegstew: smell those corpses
Vondal: Ah man.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d20+19 v Fort
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, v Fort: [14] = 33
Vondal: Wait, I am rats, I love corpses.
Vondal: Also a hit.
Igfig: wait a second, Delf
FARTFIGNUGGEN: ?
Igfig: is the demon not using its aura
FARTFIGNUGGEN: It is
froglegstew: oh ya
FARTFIGNUGGEN: It attacked you
froglegstew: what about that
Igfig: oh
froglegstew: o
FARTFIGNUGGEN: And now it's attacking others with it's regular eye stalk power
Igfig: did it just miss everyone a lot
froglegstew: its still prone 
FARTFIGNUGGEN: I thought it was against one person
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Not everyone
Igfig: it targets each enemy within 5 at the start of that enemy's turn
froglegstew: oh
Igfig: and then two enemies on its turn with its attack
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Ahahahahaha
FARTFIGNUGGEN: OKAY
Vondal: So, just a question, where are everyone else's defenses?  Cause I feel like my defenses are sub-par.
Igfig: have you been misusing this guy
aikolegstew: mine too vondal
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Apparently yes
aikolegstew: my fort is fuckin 22
Igfig: 32/30/25/28
Fortuna: Igfig, 32/30/25/28: [] = 0
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d10
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, 1d10: [8] = 8
Igfig: er, those are my defs
aikolegstew: 28/22/27/26
Fortuna: aikolegstew, 28/22/27/26: [] = 0
Vondal: Yeah, mine are 24/25/21/26.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 3#1d20+22 v Fort
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, v Fort: [13] = 35; v Fort: [11] = 33; v Fort: [16] = 38
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Aiko ben vondal
aikolegstew: hit
Vondal: And I have equipment giving me a +2 to my non-ac stuff.
Vondal: Hit.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: HEY EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY SLOWED
aikolegstew: oh someone place fart on the map
Igfig: standard AC for a PC is lvl+15, NADs are lvl+13
FARTFIGNUGGEN: AND STONE IS FORMING ON THEIR SKIN
aikolegstew: h nooooo
aikolegstew: whers fart
aikolegstew: fart help
Igfig: why is everyone slowed?
Vondal: Well I always figured my ac was lousy.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Entombing ray
aikolegstew: but alas he does not exist on the map
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Perhaps Fart is the map
Igfig: how did it hit all of us with one beam?
Igfig: Those beams are all single target
benjamzee: fart is not confined to space as we know it
aikolegstew: delf 4 shame
FARTFIGNUGGEN: HOld on. I am hella confused
benjamzee: she is omnipresent
FARTFIGNUGGEN: I thought you rolled a random eye stalk power
FARTFIGNUGGEN: and then used it for everyone
Igfig: no, that's not even close
Igfig: well, it's not not close
benjamzee: haha
Igfig: you choose two targets to attack
Igfig: and for each target, you roll 1d10
FARTFIGNUGGEN: No this is the free action
Igfig: oh
Igfig: whose turn is it?
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Mine
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Demons
Igfig: then that doesn't happen this turn at all
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Yes it does
Igfig: the aura triggers at the beginning of each enemy's turn
FARTFIGNUGGEN: OH
FARTFIGNUGGEN: AHLAHAHAHA
Igfig: and targets that enemy
FARTFIGNUGGEN: YOU GUYS ARE SCREWED
FARTFIGNUGGEN: oKAY
Vondal: We are fighting a beholder, was there ever a point where we weren't?
aikolegstew: demon is alraedy nearly dead
FARTFIGNUGGEN: I just target Vondal with that 
FARTFIGNUGGEN: No it's not even bloodied
aikolegstew: we gunna heck it up
aikolegstew: i mean nearly dead in theory
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Vondal is slowed
aikolegstew: now that igfig has hown up
Vondal: But it isn't my turn?
aikolegstew: nope 
aikolegstew: you were dazed remember
aikolegstew: then fart rolled init
Vondal: Not anymore, I saved it.
aikolegstew: then demons turn
aikolegstew: then im gunna go after him
aikolegstew: yeah the save was at the end of your turn like normal
aikolegstew: your turn was over
aikolegstew: its demon
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Igfig is withered with a ray
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d20+19 v Fort
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, v Fort: [17] = 36
Vondal: Oh, we are in the midst of the demon's turn still, It hought it was your turn for some reason.
Vondal: Alright I am slowed then.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d8+5 and ongoing 10 necro
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, and ongoing 10 necro: [8] = 13
Igfig: I have resist 12 necrotic
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Congrats you take 1 damage
aikolegstew: yay
Igfig: on my thp too, oh no
FARTFIGNUGGEN: The demon does however
FARTFIGNUGGEN: TURN AND LOOK AT YOU
FARTFIGNUGGEN: GAZING DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL
aikolegstew: :O!!!!
Igfig: good, that's my job
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d20+22 v Will
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, v Will: [12] = 34
Igfig: yeah ok
FARTFIGNUGGEN: You feel weak
Igfig: I al slowed
FARTFIGNUGGEN: You necro resistance is gone
Igfig: and next turn no necro resist
Igfig: yep
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Yeah
aikolegstew: in its soul it sees a fucked up blend of justice and evil and cries in fear
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Actually it revels
Igfig: YOU BETTER CRY
aikolegstew: demon with 10000 eyes crying
FARTFIGNUGGEN: IT REVELS
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1D20 REVELLING
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, REVELLING: [7] = 7
Igfig: YOU LACKING-SELF-DETERMINATION FOOL
FARTFIGNUGGEN: It mehs
aikolegstew: 1D20 CRIES
Fortuna: aikolegstew, CRIES: [12] = 12
Igfig: it revels poorly
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Aiko crys
aikolegstew: ;n;
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 1d20 don't cry
Fortuna: FARTFIGNUGGEN, don't cry: [18] = 18
FARTFIGNUGGEN: B4M
aikolegstew: NO ONE CRIES
Vondal: Are there statues in this chapel?
Vondal: How about they cry?
aikolegstew: that works
FARTFIGNUGGEN: They are weeping
aikolegstew: weeping statues
aikolegstew: uh oh
FARTFIGNUGGEN: OKAY
Vondal: Shush Waffle, we don't need to be sent back in time.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: END TURN
aikolegstew: AIKO TIME
aikolegstew: aiko does a little light yoga to loosen up
FARTFIGNUGGEN: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRBUEJM13AFECF17B7
aikolegstew: aannddd
aikolegstew: i use super hella hidden stab
aikolegstew: 1d20+22 vs ac
Fortuna: aikolegstew, vs ac: [20] = 42
aikolegstew: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FARTFIGNUGGEN: You crit
Igfig: shabam
aikolegstew: is that max max damage or just the max weapon damage
Igfig: max max
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Witht he appearence of fart
Igfig: plus bonus damage
aikolegstew: oh man ohhhh man okay hold on
FARTFIGNUGGEN: AIKO IS ABOUT TO HELLA IT UP
FARTFIGNUGGEN: HELLA THE DAMAGE
FARTFIGNUGGEN: HELLA THE PAIN
Vondal: ?
aikolegstew: 4+13+24+2+2+16+3+60+3+3 and ongoing 15 poison
Fortuna: aikolegstew, and ongoing 15 poison: [] = 130
Igfig: word up man
aikolegstew: hella
aikolegstew: and i go invisible
aikolegstew: oh wait
aikolegstew: i forgot my gloves
aikolegstew: thats 136 damage
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Also, Just have fart take his turn with you aiko
FARTFIGNUGGEN: No need for a seperate init
aikolegstew: okay
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Since he's your companion basically
Igfig: she
aikolegstew: THEN FART CRASHES THROUGH THE CIELING AND VIOLENTLY LANDS ON TOP OF THE DEMON
benjamzee: she's
FARTFIGNUGGEN: SHE'S HERE ALREADY
FARTFIGNUGGEN: BESIDE YOU
aikolegstew: WHERE
aikolegstew: NOT ON THE MAP
aikolegstew: well either way
aikolegstew: FART CHARGES AT AKO
aikolegstew: AIKO
aikolegstew: AND USES HER AS A SPRING BOARD
aikolegstew: FLIES INTO THE AIR AND BRINGS HER AXE DOWN ON THE DEMON
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Acrobatics
aikolegstew: or uh
aikolegstew: her fist apparently
aikolegstew: 1d20+18
Fortuna: aikolegstew, 1d20+18: [1] = 19
aikolegstew: pfpfpftpvptpptvptpgbpfyfphgdfypgfd
aikolegstew: dammit fart
FARTFIGNUGGEN: APPARENTLY AIKO IS TOO SKINNY
FARTFIGNUGGEN: TO BE USED AS A SPRING BOARD
aikolegstew: so fart just charges through the poor girl
FARTFIGNUGGEN: FART CRUSHES HER BENEATH HIS MASSIVE DWARF FEET
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 5 damage
benjamzee: her
aikolegstew: k
aikolegstew: 1d20+20 FIST OF THE OVERGGOOOOOD
Fortuna: aikolegstew, FIST OF THE OVERGGOOOOOD: [7] = 27
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Someday we will remember her gender
aikolegstew: aw
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Oy fool
FARTFIGNUGGEN: That's an area attack
FARTFIGNUGGEN: against everyone
aikolegstew: oh is it?
benjamzee: fart is a she, demon is a she
aikolegstew: so it is so it is
FARTFIGNUGGEN: YOU WANNA HIT EVERYONE THAT'S FINE
Igfig: might be enemies-only area attack
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Oh I forgot to put the range on
aikolegstew: it doesnt say
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Range 5
FARTFIGNUGGEN: It's everyone
aikolegstew: welp
aikolegstew: everyones taking damage
aikolegstew: except ben
FARTFIGNUGGEN: The fist of the overgod makes no distinction
aikolegstew: fart dont care
Igfig: ok whatever
FARTFIGNUGGEN: ROLL IT AIKO
FARTFIGNUGGEN: KILL THE DEMON
aikolegstew: 5#1d20+22 vs ac igfig aiko vondal demon
Fortuna: aikolegstew, vs ac igfig aiko vondal demon: [11] = 33; vs ac igfig aiko vondal demon: [5] = 27; vs ac igfig aiko vondal demon: [8] = 30; vs ac igfig aiko vondal demon: [20] = 42; vs ac igfig aiko vondal demon: [3] = 25
aikolegstew: DEMON GOT 20
aikolegstew: CRITICAL FIST OF THE OVERGOD
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Looks like that's vondal
aikolegstew: oh dear
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Ig 33 Aiko 27 Vondal 42 Demon 25
aikolegstew: you're right
FARTFIGNUGGEN: MISSES DEMON
aikolegstew: vondal im so sorry
FARTFIGNUGGEN: AHAHAHAHAHA
FARTFIGNUGGEN: YOU KILLED VONDAL
aikolegstew: oh god this DIDNT WORK AT ALL
Vondal: Wait!
aikolegstew: vondal takes 92 damage
benjamzee: hahahahaha
Vondal: I have a thing that makes it so that
Vondal: When I am targeted by a burst or blast
Vondal: I can swap positions with an adjacent enemy.
aikolegstew: igfig i think you got hit
Vondal: Swarm swap
aikolegstew: the enemy isnt adjacant at all
Igfig: I did yeah
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Are you adjacent to an enemy?
Igfig: I am
aikolegstew: he is not
Vondal: No I am ont.
aikolegstew: vondal isnt
benjamzee: she
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Vondal is dead
FARTFIGNUGGEN: GOOD JOB WAFFLE
aikolegstew: vondal takes 92 damage
Vondal: Nah I'm alive.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: YOU JUST TPK'D THE PARTY
Vondal: Is it a melee or ranged attack?
Vondal: O rjust a blast.
aikolegstew: ok vondal
aikolegstew: well
Vondal: just*
aikolegstew: you're knocked prone
aikolegstew: stunned
aikolegstew: and weakened
Vondal: 1d20
Fortuna: Vondal, 1d20: [14] = 14
aikolegstew: save ends them individually
Vondal: I am not prone.
aikolegstew: ok
aikolegstew: well your stunned and weakened
aikolegstew: and igfig
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Vondal is bent on knee under the crushing force of the overgod
aikolegstew: 10d8+12
Fortuna: aikolegstew, 10d8+12: [4, 8, 5, 4, 6, 7, 5, 8, 5, 6] = 70
aikolegstew: takes 70
FARTFIGNUGGEN: but he stands up and spits out a tooth
aikolegstew: and prone stunned and weakened
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Good thing that's a recharge
aikolegstew: this was a terrible idea i just killed everyone except fucking ben and aiko
aikolegstew: END TURN
Vondal: Yeah, I've only got 17 hp, why in the world did you think that was a good idea?
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Giving Aiko Fart was a terrible idea
aikolegstew: ben's turn
benjamzee: ahahaha
aikolegstew: go get 'em ben
FARTFIGNUGGEN: DON'T FORGET HALF DAMAGE ON MISSED PEOLE WAFFLE
FARTFIGNUGGEN: So half on demon and you
aikolegstew: oh ok
aikolegstew: 10d8+12
Fortuna: aikolegstew, 10d8+12: [5, 8, 1, 5, 6, 7, 4, 7, 3, 6] = 64
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 32 on demon
aikolegstew: 32 damage to the two of us
aikolegstew: bens turn 5 real now
aikolegstew: vondal are you bloodied
FARTFIGNUGGEN: 6 real
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Of course he is
FARTFIGNUGGEN: YOu gave him 92 damage
aikolegstew: yyeah
FARTFIGNUGGEN: you fool
aikolegstew: igfig how about you
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Igfig is going to punch Aiko
Vondal: I have 17 hp, what do you think?
aikolegstew: ok so you're fine
Vondal: Out of 112.
FARTFIGNUGGEN: So to sum up this last turn
Igfig: What about me? I don't even know how much damage I took, you rolled damage like three times
Vondal: 110*
aikolegstew: you took 75
Igfig: ok
Igfig: and I can't even find the entry for that attack
FARTFIGNUGGEN: A naked dwarf shattered the room into pieces
aikolegstew: no just 70
FARTFIGNUGGEN: and nearly killed everyone
FARTFIGNUGGEN: You have no idea who this dwarf is
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vBFo/6d7e4f9e0c.jpg
Igfig: is that just a made up attack
aikolegstew: igfig takes 70 damage is prone weakend and stunned
aikolegstew: nope
FARTFIGNUGGEN: It's a recharge for Fartfignuggen
benjamzee: how do i that?
aikolegstew: http://i.gyazo.com/347072a8dccbe1c069fb23e22118a672.png
FARTFIGNUGGEN: I'm going to make it an encounter
aikolegstew: LAMMMEEEE
aikolegstew: fine
Igfig: okay, so actually
Igfig: that attack has no targets
Igfig: it doesn't hit anybody
Igfig: you fucked up your templating, buddy
aikolegstew: thats just cause delf didnt write it
aikolegstew: but he said range was 5
aikolegstew: and everyones in range for that
Igfig: yes, but it doesn't say who it targets in that range
aikolegstew: everyone
Vondal: Could we rule against that attack since it killed everyone other then the monster?
aikolegstew: he also said that
Igfig: shrug
aikolegstew: idk i think its kinda funny
Igfig: sure, leave it as is
benjamzee: it is
aikolegstew: very well
benjamzee: pretty hilarious
Igfig: fartfignuggin ruins everything: the adventure
aikolegstew: ben HSOULD have taken damage
aikolegstew: but i ruled that out since fart loves ben
aikolegstew: like a she dwarf can only love a corgi
aikolegstew: BUT IT IS BENS TURN 
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vBFo/6d7e4f9e0c.jpg
Igfig: huh, I wasn't even bloodied by that attack actually
benjamzee: how do i that?
aikolegstew: hmmm
Vondal: You smack them, and then you or someone else shifts.
aikolegstew: youd need to move in
aikolegstew: because its melee or ranged but i dont think you have a ranged weapon
aikolegstew: so move into melee range, smack him with it, and then we all can shift in closer
benjamzee: i can throw a club
aikolegstew: you can sure try
aikolegstew: delf/
aikolegstew: ?
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Go for it
Vondal: I really want to petition the undoing of that attack, cause seriously, I'm going to die before I do anything.
benjamzee: what is my roll for this
Vondal: Cause now I am stunned so I won't get to do anything this turn, and then I die.
aikolegstew: it says right there again
Igfig: I'll heal you on my turn
aikolegstew: lets rule out the stun then hows that sound
aikolegstew: still weakened
aikolegstew: you avoided the prone
aikolegstew: but a save on a stun is eh
benjamzee: it says primary ability
Igfig: and I can also give everybody huge bonuses to saving throws
aikolegstew: thats your charisma
benjamzee: ah, so is the +20 again
aikolegstew: ben for quick reference just underneath the name and the type of action it is is a quick reference 
Igfig: whenever I pass a save I grant everyone +5 to saves I think
aikolegstew: alright
aikolegstew: delf what do you say to this dilemma with vondamdalalfa
benjamzee: 1d20+20 vs ac
Fortuna: benjamzee, vs ac: [6] = 26
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Keep the attack and effects. Let them have their saves
benjamzee: "hey fart"
aikolegstew: ok
aikolegstew: does ben hit
benjamzee: "how goes?"
aikolegstew: i dont think this iteration of ben knows who fart is
Igfig: no, he just calls everyone that
benjamzee: i always know
benjamzee: i knew from the start
aikolegstew: delf
aikolegstew: does 26 hit
Igfig: I think ben misses
Vondal: Eh, eh.  Nah that killed my motivation too hard, I'm out.
Vondal quit.
aikolegstew: aw
aikolegstew: that stinks
FARTFIGNUGGEN: No
aikolegstew: so ben misses
aikolegstew: lets finish up with this demon i wanna get to 5e next week
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Yeah
Igfig: oh shit, I have only barely started plotting that game
aikolegstew: FARRTTT
Igfig: I will have to do some serious writing this week
aikolegstew: igfig you're up
aikolegstew: beat this thing into the hella ground
Igfig: okay, uh, I guess I save against all that crap
Igfig: 1d20
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20: [10] = 10
Igfig: okay
aikolegstew: yipee
aikolegstew: can you roll two?
Igfig: one save against all the effects
Igfig: everybody has +5 to all their saves until the end of my next turn
Igfig: and I guess that was my turn
aikolegstew: oh ok
benjamzee: thanks waffle
aikolegstew: i thought it was individual saves
FARTFIGNUGGEN: No
aikolegstew: demons turn
Igfig: uh, I guess it's written as separate saves
Igfig: but normally it would be one for all
aikolegstew: alright then
Igfig: by the way delf, if you ever run 4e again please, please never use any monsters older than MM3
Igfig: this monster has way too many hp and its damage is out of wack
FARTFIGNUGGEN: I didn't know it was but okay
Igfig: anything that has the old style stat block
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Looks normal too me
aikolegstew: yar it looks normal to me too
aikolegstew: oh wait
aikolegstew: you mean
aikolegstew: never mind i cant see it
FARTFIGNUGGEN: You aren't seeing it
aikolegstew: ya
Igfig: compare to http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/monster.aspx?id=5559
FARTFIGNUGGEN: OKAY
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Demons turn?
aikolegstew: yuup
Igfig: oh yeah, the demon forgot to shoot me on its turn
Igfig: er, my turn
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Oh right
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Aw screw it
aikolegstew: didnt you save?
Igfig: ok
Igfig: I did save
FARTFIGNUGGEN: You hear a voice shout from the darkness
Igfig: saves are at the end of turn
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "STOP!"
aikolegstew: ok so you did it at start yar
FARTFIGNUGGEN: And out steps the little girl from the castle
aikolegstew: EVERY BODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Igfig: OH NO KILL HER
Igfig: MORE ENEMIES
aikolegstew: fuck not her again
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "That's enough fluffy"
aikolegstew: I ALREADY DEALT WITH HER IG
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "What is you want."
aikolegstew: DIDNT YOU KILL HER
aikolegstew: screw the kingdom lets just do our job and get out of here and get payed and never return to this catle
Igfig: yes please
aikolegstew: "we juts want this demon out and the king to survive and we can get payed and flee AND NEVER RETURN"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "You mean you haven't figured it out?"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "I am the demon."
aikolegstew: "well obviously"
Igfig: "GASP"
aikolegstew: "but the king is still unconcious"
aikolegstew: "comatose"
Igfig: "And we still kind of want to kill you too."
benjamzee: "arent we all a demon, really?"
aikolegstew: "thats deep man"
Igfig: "I know I am."
Igfig: "Figuratively."
aikolegstew: "i gotta admit i am too"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "You have proved you are capable but do you really want that fight?"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "Let us negotiate."
aikolegstew: "No i know that i just want to get payed and get out of this god forsaken fucking kingdom"
Igfig: "Well no, we'd rather just get the money and leave I suppose."
aikolegstew: "this desert is a hellhole but not this kind of hellhole"
aikolegstew: "get that dude who hired us to pay us and we're outie"
benjamzee: http://puu.sh/9vCId/24bea0a710.jpg
benjamzee: i this if we negotiate
aikolegstew: absolutely
aikolegstew: roll it say we just want to get payed and leave
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "So you want to be payed."
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "I can arrange that."
benjamzee: hang on
aikolegstew: ROLL BEN ROLL
benjamzee: i wanna see where this goes
aikolegstew: fine
aikolegstew: "Then first get us out of this brain mind.... thing place"
Igfig: "Yes please do that."
benjamzee: "yeah, rather be trapped by my own mind than someone elses"
benjamzee: deep thoughts by ben
aikolegstew: 1d20 fortuna no going idle 
Fortuna: aikolegstew, fortuna no going idle : [16] = 16
benjamzee: "negotiate for what though?"
aikolegstew: what
benjamzee: she wants to negotiate
aikolegstew: so she said that can be arranged
aikolegstew: i think she has agreed to just let us leave if we get payed
benjamzee: there has to be something in return for a proper negotiation
aikolegstew: and then neverbother them again and go far far away
aikolegstew: not dying
benjamzee: bother?
benjamzee: we're the dying ones
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "What is it you desire most?"
aikolegstew: "raising to a new plane of existence"
aikolegstew: ben just wants a corgi farm
Igfig: "Self-determination. Further self-determination. Through shitloads of money."
benjamzee: puncuality
benjamzee: "harmony, man"
aikolegstew: booo
benjamzee: "and like knowledge or whatever"
benjamzee: "and a corgi farm"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "I could make you king if you desire."
aikolegstew: well heck thatd solve all our problems
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "You would have your own corgi farm."
aikolegstew: "that would help us all i think"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "And access to the treasury."
aikolegstew: "what about my godhood"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "What about it?"
aikolegstew: "Those two get their wishes granted"
aikolegstew: "how does being king bring me that"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "You will be a sorcerer king. You are far greater than a god."
aikolegstew: "good enough"
aikolegstew: "i say deal
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "Ben?"
benjamzee: "but what is it you want?"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "I want to live."
aikolegstew: "We can do that"
aikolegstew: "deal deal deal deal deal"
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "So we have a deal then. You three will be king and I will live."
Igfig: "Sure."
benjamzee: "pretty sure you were living just fine, like before this deal, and wait"
benjamzee: "hang on"
aikolegstew: "gOD DAMMIT BEN"
aikolegstew: "What else is there?
benjamzee: "king is like one person"
aikolegstew: "we are an order of kings and queens"
Igfig: "We can be oligarchs."
aikolegstew: "Yeah that"
Igfig: "Each one third of a dragon."
Igfig: "Or one quarter if Vondal wakes up."
aikolegstew: he just fell unconcious
benjamzee: "well okay i guess, they can be kings, i can get my farm, and you can keep on keeping on"
aikolegstew: "DEAL THEN"
aikolegstew: *high fives the demon girl*
aikolegstew: the contract is sealed
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "Then the contract is sealed."
aikolegstew: hey i said that already
aikolegstew: screw you demon girl
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "WAke from your slumber and you will find that the arrangements have been made"
benjamzee: not in quotes
benjamzee slaps himself
benjamzee: does that make me awake
Igfig: "How do we wake up? I only know how to wake up from my own dreams."
aikolegstew: "yar what do we do here"
aikolegstew: "do we click our shoes together"
aikolegstew: "was the way out in our hearts all alonf"
benjamzee slaps himself awake
benjamzee: with clubs if that works
aikolegstew clicks my heels together
FARTFIGNUGGEN: "The way out was in that eyeball juice"
aikolegstew: do we
aikolegstew: drink it?
aikolegstew: alright everyone just
aikolegstew: take a shot
aikolegstew plugs my nose and downs a cup of eyeball juice
FARTFIGNUGGEN: It tastes like grape juice
aikolegstew: gross
aikolegstew: but i wake up ay?
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Yes
aikolegstew: THEN THATS THE END OF AIKO'S STORY
Igfig: drink that juice
benjamzee drinks i guess
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Ah screw the end dialogue
FARTFIGNUGGEN: Everyone is king
FARTFIGNUGGEN: excellent
benjamzee: what end dialogue
benjamzee: aww
Igfig: welp
Igfig: bye
Igfig quit.
benjamzee quit.