Blaze_Rat: So I am free of Orrin and warfroged now right? If so then I turn back into my normal half-elf form, my hands already in motion for casting the spell. Igfig: Yes Igfig: Great Igfig: Also, all the juggernauts are suddely yelling really loud at the appearance of two elves Varus: and also from my thunderwave Blaze_Rat: And actually can I get into a position where neither Varus or Frosty are between me and him? Cause I just noticed it is a straight line from me to him that is all affected. Orrin_Torrin: "WHOA GUYS THERE ARE ELVES" Igfig: yeah you can Blaze Blaze_Rat: Hurrah. Orrin_Torrin: Try to push him toward me. frosty: you know, this lob dude is pretty bad ad making allies Orrin_Torrin: If you can dictate the direction. frosty: i mean, i was all set to follow him frosty: but nooooooo, had his fuckboys come at me Blaze_Rat: And yar, Gust of Wind ahoy. For him, his other dog up there, and I don't know if I catch any of the Warforged in it since I was working to avoid Varus and Frosty. Igfig: how long is it? 60 feet? Orrin_Torrin: That's what she said. frosty: yes Igfig: Hmmm Varus: launch everyone but him out the window Blaze_Rat: Yup. Blaze_Rat: And 10 feet wide. Igfig: I feel like if you managed to hit a juggernaut as well as the two on the elevator, then the line would have to be tilted upwards? Igfig: so it would fling them further up the shaft instead of off Orrin_Torrin: Or downwards. Igfig: nah, it starts at Blaze Orrin_Torrin: Ahh. Orrin_Torrin: Well, unless he has a terrible angle it should still be enough to push them into open air. Blaze_Rat: Um, it'd probably be further up but also out, so like an uppercut hitting someone back a bit. Igfig: hmm Igfig: yeah, ok Igfig: you get one jeggernaut and the elevatorfolk Orrin_Torrin: Please tell me it's the juggernaut on me. Igfig: not unless Blaze wants to catch you in the wind too Igfig: maybe he does? Blaze_Rat: You feel like making a strength saving throw? frosty: KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BLOCK Orrin_Torrin: I like my odds. How much is the damage? frosty: GET DROPPED Varus: oh me me me too me too Orrin_Torrin: I don't really mind sliding around. Blaze_Rat: No damage, just pushing. Varus: hit me with the wind too frosty: AND HAVE YOUR FACE BLOWN Orrin_Torrin: Oh yeah, just separate us. Orrin_Torrin: Free disengage for me. Varus: cause if we all end up at the wall Varus: man oh man my thunderwave Varus: actually dont put me near eveyone else Igfig: it looks like the push doesn't actually happen until the start of a target's turn Orrin_Torrin: They don't even make the save until then? frosty: huh? Blaze_Rat: Yar, so we have to wait and see if it works yet. Orrin_Torrin: I guess throw it up and I'll try to get up just in case. Igfig: all right, it's up Orrin_Torrin: But then we'll have his failure as kind of final insurance. Varus: orrin Orrin_Torrin: Hi. Varus: use the wind as a boost Igfig: okay, so the hounds' turn Varus: on your jump Orrin_Torrin: I was about to suggest that. Blaze_Rat: Or, hey Igfig, is there any space on that elevator actually? Igfig: yeah, some Orrin_Torrin: Don't put fire up there, I have to go up there. Orrin_Torrin: And hit him with a hammer. Blaze_Rat: Enough room for say... 2 dire wolves? Varus: aaaaha Orrin_Torrin: And a dwarf? Igfig: enough for two mediums or one large I think frosty: and my axe Orrin_Torrin: Can you just put one wolf? Varus: if we all get cramped up Varus: i think we can all get in there Igfig: maybe a medium and a large if the medium is riding the large Orrin_Torrin: Ideally, both Frosty and I would go up to be able to chase him if we can't knock him off. Varus: yeah aybe no wolves Orrin_Torrin: And you two could finish the juggernauts. Varus: frosty has the rush smash thing Blaze_Rat: Having both up there gives them advantage on attack rolls for them having an ally adjacent to them. Orrin_Torrin: Yeah but we're talking about there not being room. Orrin_Torrin: If they can't push him off, it doesn't really help us any. Blaze_Rat: And then depending on when they act they could prone him and knock him off, but then they go away up the elevator. Varus: id rahter the wind Blaze_Rat: Yar, we'll stick with the wind, it is simpler. Orrin_Torrin: Alright, Hounds. Igfig: okay Blaze_Rat: Also, am I still using my level 3 spell slot for the gust of wind then? I'm guessing so? Igfig: Pommel readies an action Orrin_Torrin: Might as well. Igfig: hmm Orrin_Torrin: It's not like you can put anything else in there now. Igfig: uh, I think so yeah Blaze_Rat: Well I can, I have more castings of 3, so yar alright. Orrin_Torrin: Aaaah gotcha. Blaze_Rat: Almost out of level 3 slots then, got a good bunch of 2s yet though. Varus: i still have one more cast of a level 2 Orrin_Torrin: I have a one and two twos, so I'm all good. Igfig: I don't think Hilt can jump high enough to get on the elevator Blaze_Rat: Dun dun duns. Igfig: not having hands for holding on to things Orrin_Torrin: Yeah, that's a bit of a leap. Blaze_Rat: Ho ho ho. Orrin_Torrin: Ha! frosty: man, cant we just run into one dude who wants to kill all fleshbags that we dont all try to fight? Varus: nope sorry frosty: i mean come one Igfig: buut, if I remember correctly, Varus botched his athletics check pretty bad Varus: i did Igfig: are you by chance prone? Varus: a 2 Orrin_Torrin: He did, but not crit bad. Varus: no crit Varus: im fine Igfig: hmm Igfig: okay Orrin_Torrin: Just a really pathetic jump. Varus: i just sort of stumbled and went woomp hah Igfig: well then Varus: yeah' Orrin_Torrin: All the other kids in gym made fun of him. Varus: if we fail this roll Varus: im fuckin dimension dooring up there Varus: and damn the consequences Igfig: Hilt jumps on you, Varus Varus: oh Varus: what a dick Igfig: 1d20+5 vs AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [14] = 19 Varus: hit Orrin_Torrin: Does he, by chance, attempt to cross the gust of wind on his way? frosty: is it hilts turn??? frosty: 1d10 fire damage Fortuna: frosty, fire damage: [5] = 5 Igfig: I don't think he does? Igfig: Oh, good catch frosty Orrin_Torrin: I have no idea what the map looks like right now, I was legitimately asking. Orrin_Torrin: If he doesn't have to, I don't see any reason he would. Igfig: 2d8+3 on Varus Fortuna: Igfig, on Varus: [5, 4] = 12 Igfig: and make a Str save Orrin_Torrin: Not terrible, really. Varus: 1d20-1 Fortuna: Varus, 1d20-1: [14] = 13 Igfig: you are prone Igfig: and Hilt is on top of you Varus: one of yoyu plz get him off me Orrin_Torrin: Nose goes. frosty: is there a map of this Varus: if you fail his jumps Igfig: next round you will probably be savaged hard frosty touches nose Varus: i think its not hard to imagine where we all are here ben Orrin_Torrin: If I fuck up my jump I'll thwomp him. Blaze_Rat: Oh hey, if you don't quite with the jump would the 15 foot push from the wind help you get up? Orrin_Torrin: Yeah I was going to suggest that it make my DC laughably easy. Blaze_Rat: That's only start of turn though isn't it, so that'd probably be another fate point from me to assist. Igfig: oh wait, hilt has a claw attack too Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [20] = 25 Varus: AW Orrin_Torrin: Since it's pushing me up roughly the height of the elevator. frosty: because ig you said i got pushed back, but not 10 feet, so am i close to anyone or what Igfig: OH SHIT frosty: DAAAAAYUM Orrin_Torrin: Well, Varus is dead. Blaze_Rat: Oh dear. Varus: i think i might just be dead Varus: how much damage is it Orrin_Torrin: Frosty, eat the fire sock. Igfig: uh Blaze_Rat: You may be only unconscious. Varus: im Varus: at like Varus: really low hp Igfig: wait a second, let me make sure I got this damage number right Varus: ok Blaze_Rat: How low is low? Varus: ill tell u if i survive Orrin_Torrin: Yeah I was only able to heal him a very small amount. Varus: bull ill let you know Varus: its lower than our level frosty: it is metal jaws tearing through weak flesh Igfig: 2d4+3+2d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 2d4+3+2d6: [3, 2, 3, 6] = 17 Orrin_Torrin: Because of the Mournlands and all that. Varus: okay yeah Varus: I'm just Varus: dead Orrin_Torrin: Isn't it max damage on crit? Blaze_Rat: That's 23 damage. Orrin_Torrin: Yeah. Varus: igfig can i do the thing i messaged you for a less pathetic death Igfig: you're just dead? Varus: yeah Varus: just caploomp Varus: that puts me below -15 Igfig: how are you dead? Igfig: what Blaze_Rat: How much negative health does one need to die instantly? Orrin_Torrin: Negative bloodied is dead. frosty: noted Blaze_Rat: Oh right, you were still hurt from before cause of Mournland and healing. Varus: yeah Orrin_Torrin: On the plus side, I just realized I actually have two level one spellcastings left? Igfig: wait wait Varus: this wolf just carved out my face frosty: what is bloody Igfig: autodeath is actually at -your max hit points Varus: half hp Varus: oh frosty: half health? Igfig: so you're ok Varus: shit really? frosty: ok Varus: okay Varus: I'm at -16 then Varus: someone Varus: help Igfig: full health, not negative Varus: orrin Varus: plz Igfig: and you can't actually go below 0 hp Varus: ?? Varus: then whats uato death frosty: i do not understand hp here at all Varus: yeah whats going on Blaze_Rat: Oh I think I see. Varus: negative hp isnt a death? Igfig: so it's only if a single thing of damage would take you all the way from 0 to your negative max hp Orrin_Torrin: So someone has to hit you for your full hit-point value while you're at 0 hp. Igfig: that you instadie Blaze_Rat: The damage has to be enough to do full hp in a single hit. Varus: oh Varus: okay Igfig: yeah Varus: so im unconcious Orrin_Torrin: I'm all out of heals actually, this is a Blaze job. Varus: if orrin uses healing hands doi stand back up still Varus: fuck Orrin_Torrin: I forgot I dumped all my Lay on Hands in you. Orrin_Torrin: Oh wait. Orrin_Torrin: Hahaha. Varus: they will be gone by blaze's turn Orrin_Torrin: I have 1 HP worth of Lay on Hands. Varus: no you dumped one on me Varus: YEAAHHHH Blaze_Rat: I've got cure Wounds still. Varus: I REMEMBER THAT frosty: what is instadeath and is it dif from death Orrin_Torrin: It is, Ben. Varus: it just means you cant roll saving throws Orrin_Torrin: You can fall unconscious and be saved. Varus: you just die Varus: caploomp Varus: gone Blaze_Rat: Instadeath is like when you shoot someone with a rocket launcher in a game and they turn into gibs. Orrin_Torrin: But if you take your max hit points below 0, you just die. Igfig: okay anyway Varus: orrin please use that healing hands frosty: so i have to be -74 to die? Igfig: guards I think? frosty: FUCK ALL YALL Igfig: -74 to autodie Orrin_Torrin: Guards. Varus: no frosty an attack has to do 74 damage to auto die if you were at 0 Igfig: but you also die after 3 failed saving throws frosty: oh ok Igfig: anyhoo frosty: gotcha Orrin_Torrin: Well, looks like it's on Frosty to get up there and knock ol' Bladey down. Varus: that wolf just FUCKED ME UP frosty: ig fire damage the gaurds Varus: yeah lets not have me die Igfig: OH WAIT Varus: ?! Igfig: I forgot to check if Pommel gets blown off Blaze_Rat: And also if the dog keeps biting at you those attacks count as saving throw fails, so that is a thing. Varus: oh haha Varus: yeah Varus: but if orrin piks me up Varus: im gunna Varus: do a thing Igfig: 1d20+2 Str save Fortuna: Igfig, Str save: [10] = 12 Blaze_Rat: Fail, puppy goes flying! Orrin_Torrin: Dimension door the fuck out? Because that's what I'd do. Igfig: well damn Blaze_Rat: Don't worry guys, we stole the guy's dogs. Orrin_Torrin: You do seem to really want to die heroically, though. Orrin_Torrin: I hope he just has a real soft spot for these dogs and comes back for them. Blaze_Rat: Now he'll have to take the elevator back down to nab his pups. Igfig: I was really hoping he did save, because honestly this might get too difficult with both houndmunculi in play Orrin_Torrin: We got it. Varus: orrin its kinda his thing remember back in the mansion i took the hits so you could get up the stairs Blaze_Rat: I still have my dire wolves plan. Orrin_Torrin: YEah. Varus: he's just kinda crazy Orrin_Torrin: I really shoulda used my Righteous Shield before this fight, I didn't think it would be this bad. Igfig: kinda wishing I'd had the dog not make the intelligent choice Igfig: oh well Igfig: uh frosty: bad? Igfig: I guess Pommel is going to attack Frosty then Blaze_Rat: I warned you guys that 5e is surprisingly deadly. frosty: COME AT ME Varus: it is Igfig: 1d20+5 vs frosty AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs frosty AC: [20] = 25 Varus: 4e was too easy Varus: DANG Blaze_Rat: Oh wow. Igfig: OHHHHH Varus: D A N G frosty: hahahhahha Orrin_Torrin: These. Orrin_Torrin: Dogds. Varus: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG Orrin_Torrin: Dogs* Blaze_Rat: Jumping out the window is sounding better and better though actually. Igfig: 4d8+3 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1, 7, 6, 8] = 25 Orrin_Torrin: I don't suppose Arryn has been like... waiting outside? frosty: 1d10 fire damage Fortuna: frosty, fire damage: [9] = 9 Blaze_Rat: I don't think so. Orrin_Torrin: DAMN YOU ERIK II. frosty: suck that, duck Igfig: And Frosty, Str save frosty: dog Blaze_Rat: And for Chain's sake I hope he didn't stick around for this. frosty: haha duck frosty: 1d20+4 strength Fortuna: frosty, strength: [8] = 12 frosty: hmm Igfig: oh no Blaze_Rat: Fire elemental down! Orrin_Torrin: Chain is like... at the robot Starbucks. Blaze_Rat: Wait, the song? Blaze_Rat: Is there a line in that song about not keeping me down? Orrin_Torrin: Getting a nice robot latte. frosty: hmm ig frosty: i cannot be knocked prone frosty: so what this Igfig: okay, so the gust of wind knocks Pommel off, but it twists around in midair and just lands perfectly on Frosty's neck, bringing him right on down Igfig: and then he tears at him with his claws Igfig: 2#1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [19] = 24; 1d20+5: [1] = 6 Igfig: 2d4+3+2d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 2d4+3+2d6: [1, 3, 1, 4] = 12 Varus: crit fail Blaze_Rat: Yeah he is immune to prone! Igfig: oh, really? frosty: yeah Blaze_Rat: Yup. Igfig: Whoops Orrin_Torrin: Well that's a relief. frosty: how you like them apples, Varus Igfig: I gues I'll flip a coin as to which roll I keep Igfig: 1d2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d2: [1] = 1 Varus: that means the 1 of course Igfig: ha Blaze_Rat: Clearly, low number low roll. Blaze_Rat: Heehee. Igfig: sorry Frosty Igfig: but you only take the 2d4+3 Igfig: so 7 damage from that attack frosty: :/ frosty: shame Igfig: total of 15 damage from these two attacks Varus: igfig if we dont get hi off this turn does he escape on the elevator frosty: aight Igfig: yep Blaze_Rat: Yes he does.. Varus: fuck Igfig: and I think it's the juggernauts' turns now? Orrin_Torrin: Yep. Blaze_Rat: We have both Orrin and my wind yet, but if we get him down here there is a strong possibility of us dying. frosty: 2#1d10 fire Fortuna: frosty, fire: [9] = 9; fire: [6] = 6 Orrin_Torrin: I'm not going up. Orrin_Torrin: I'm going to save Varus. frosty: i got you Varus: ok Igfig: okay, one goes after blaze, one goes for Frosty, one stays on Orrin Varus: then frosty can try and knock him down Blaze_Rat: Oh joy. Orrin_Torrin: If he comes down here we are going to die. frosty: yeah why do we want deathgod down here Orrin_Torrin: I feel like we got some pretty good information to go on, let's let him go for now. Varus: cause we have to qustion him Igfig: 3#1d20+5 vs: Blaze, Orrin, Frosty Fortuna: Igfig, vs Blaze: [7] = 12; vs Orrin: [16] = 21; vs Frosty: [11] = 16 Varus: if we can get him alone Varus: then we be good Varus: if we knock him down this turn Blaze_Rat: Well my wind spell is already a thing, can't cancel it out till my turn. Orrin_Torrin: Well, this room is currently full of things that are doing a fantastic job of murdering us. Varus: then the elevator raises with his guys on it frosty: hit me ig Orrin_Torrin: I'm hit. Varus: so its just him and the wolves down here Varus: which we can deal with Orrin_Torrin: His guys are not on the elevator. Varus: wait they arent?? Orrin_Torrin: They are attacking us. Igfig: 1d10+3+2d6 vs Frosty Fortuna: Igfig, vs Frosty: [9, 6, 4] = 22 Blaze_Rat: Also darn, I got hit. Orrin_Torrin: As we speak. Varus: is everyone except him Varus: down here right now frosty: 11 Orrin_Torrin: Yes. Orrin_Torrin: He is the only one on the elevator. Varus: welp Varus: we're probably going to die then huh Igfig: and against Orrin, 1d10+3 and then an attack with spikes Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [18] = 23 Varus: slam him through the window frosty Igfig: 1d6+3 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d6+3: [2] = 5 Varus: its our only hope Orrin_Torrin: Just let him go! Blaze_Rat: And now for me. Orrin_Torrin: He's leaving! Igfig: oh, I didn't roll the 1d10 Varus: NOPE frosty: 1d10 fire back Fortuna: frosty, fire back: [7] = 7 Igfig: 1d10+3 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+3: [6] = 9 Varus: KEEP ON TRYING UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE ORRIN Igfig: so that's 14 total on Orrin Orrin_Torrin: Ono. Varus: ok i need to teleport us out of here i think orrins right Varus: but if i teleport us all frosty: yes Varus: varus is guna die Varus: at 1 hit Igfig: and 11 total on Frosty Orrin_Torrin: Does this thing have a way for us to track current HP? Varus: right igfig Blaze_Rat: I can cure wounds on you beforehand. Varus: i got before you Varus: go* Orrin_Torrin: Yeah just delay until after blaze. Orrin_Torrin: You can delay. Varus: alright Varus: yeah ok Blaze_Rat: You can delay till after me, yar. Varus: varus is always an inch from dying Varus: remind me to play a hulk of metal next time Igfig: Oh weird, why doesn't it have a place for total HP Igfig: er, current HP frosty: right? Igfig: that's super dumb Igfig: anway, the juggernauts' turn is over Blaze_Rat: You didn't roll for hitting me. Orrin_Torrin: Alright. Igfig: yeah I did, I just missed Orrin_Torrin: Oh, can I do a retcon? Blaze_Rat: No you didn't? Orrin_Torrin: I was too busy talking about Varus dying to do something. Igfig: Igfig, vs Blaze: [7] = 12; vs Orrin: [16] = 21; vs Frosty: [11] = 16 Igfig: oh wait what's your AC Blaze_Rat: I've got 10 AC, yar. Varus: ohhh my god Igfig: ohh Igfig: :( Igfig: 1d10+3+2d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+3+2d6: [7, 1, 1] = 12 Blaze_Rat: I have continued to refuse to wear my armor which is rather silly. Orrin_Torrin: Thank fucking Christ. Blaze_Rat: Also phew. Orrin_Torrin: But Ig, I meant to use my Vow of Emnity to get advantage on Waffle's dog. Orrin_Torrin: And I got distracted by talking about hte death rules. Orrin_Torrin: And didn't do it. Orrin_Torrin: Can I still do it? Varus: when your orrin come home and discuss hte death rules Orrin_Torrin: Cuz I'm gonna wreck it. Igfig: yes you can do it Igfig: it's your turn Orrin_Torrin: Coolio. Varus: now please punch it off me and give me 1 h Varus: hp Orrin_Torrin: So, I'm going to use my last Fate Point to get two actions, since I added one specifically about how the only thing I care more about more than money is these new friends. Varus: aw :') Orrin_Torrin: Can I just refuse to save and let Blaze's wind propel me at this fucker? Orrin_Torrin: And do a flying DWARF ATTACK? Blaze_Rat: I don't see why you couldn't. Blaze_Rat: Also wait, when is the Lord of Blade's turn? Is it after Orrin? Varus: after frosty frosty: yes Blaze_Rat: Which is after Orrin? frosty: yes Orrin_Torrin: Yep. Blaze_Rat: Alright, cause he very unlikely hopefully might fail his saving throw yet. Igfig: sure Orrin, you can do a flyign swarf attack Igfig: uh Igfig: that thing Orrin_Torrin: Rad. Orrin_Torrin: Alright, so with a giddy laugh, Orrin flies away from his attacker in a gust of wind. Orrin_Torrin: And hurtles toward this dog attacking Varus. Blaze_Rat: I shall prepare a new song for when he isn't in the picture any longer. Orrin_Torrin: And since I used my Vow of Enmity, I have advantage. Orrin_Torrin: 2#1d20+6 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+6: [16] = 22; 1d20+6: [18] = 24 Orrin_Torrin: EAT SHIT DOG Varus: yessss Orrin_Torrin: So that does 2d6 Orrin_Torrin: Plus my strength Orrin_Torrin: 2d6+3 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 2d6+3: [1, 4] = 8 Orrin_Torrin: And then I toss my Thunderous Smite on there. Orrin_Torrin: 2d6 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 2d6: [6, 5] = 11 frosty: christ Orrin_Torrin: So 19 damage total. Igfig: Pretty good! Orrin_Torrin: And he has to make a Strength save. Orrin_Torrin: Or get blasted away like a bitch. Varus: out the window hopefully Igfig: 1d20+2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+2: [11] = 13 Varus: which is where im blasting all of you by theway Varus: im just going to thunder wave us out the window Varus: and feather fall us Orrin_Torrin: That's exactly the DC, does that mean it hits or he makes it? Igfig: uh Igfig: I think that means it saves Orrin_Torrin: Alright. Well I get two attacks. Varus: it savds yar Blaze_Rat: Double checking. Igfig: You get a good clonk on it Orrin_Torrin: 2#1d20+6 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+6: [18] = 24; 1d20+6: [5] = 11 Orrin_Torrin: EAT MY DIIICK Orrin_Torrin: 2d6+3 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 2d6+3: [4, 3] = 10 Orrin_Torrin: Is it dead yet? Varus: thats 29 damge in one turn Varus: plust 6 from falling off the elevator Varus: B) Orrin_Torrin: I'm not done yet, if this fucker is still alive. Orrin_Torrin: He hit my friend. Varus: can you actually Varus: walk towards the window frosty: and the fire damage Varus: if he isnt dead frosty: whatever that was Varus: cause we dont need to kill these dudes Varus: and it needs to be easier to launch us all out Orrin_Torrin: Yeah I still have my move since I got over here on Blaze's push. Igfig: It is not dead Igfig: in fact it's not even bloodied Varus: just go to the window bro Orrin_Torrin: THUNDEROUS SMITE Varus: wow Orrin_Torrin: AT SECOND LEVEL Varus: DUDE frosty: haha Varus: GO TO THE WINDOW Orrin_Torrin: 3d6 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 3d6: [1, 4, 1] = 6 Varus: WHY Orrin_Torrin: And another save. Varus: LOOK AT THAT Varus: 6 DAMAGE Varus: AMAZING Orrin_Torrin: I still have an action and a move. Varus: oh ok Varus: wow Orrin_Torrin: Because I want him to not be sitting on you when your turn starts. Varus: oh yeah Orrin_Torrin: My double attack is just a class ability. Varus: yes please Orrin_Torrin: That's still one action. Orrin_Torrin: "Level-appropriate encounter" he said. Varus: he also said he needed a new encounter maker Blaze_Rat: I warned you guys 5e is deadly, also his encounter didn't plan on the dogs being involved. Blaze_Rat: We sorta dragged them into the fight. Varus: ya Orrin_Torrin: The dog needs to save again. Igfig: 1d20+2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+2: [7] = 9 Orrin_Torrin: HA Igfig: ohh Varus: get wrrecked Orrin_Torrin: BLASTED OUT THE WINDOW Orrin_Torrin: BITCH Blaze_Rat: Hurrah! frosty: they jumped on us, the little cockshites Orrin_Torrin: There is a crack of thunder. Orrin_Torrin: And the houndmonculus is punted away from Varus. frosty: dragged them in frosty: puh Orrin_Torrin: Is 10 feet enough to get him to the window? frosty: no Igfig: not quite, no Orrin_Torrin: Is 10 feet enough to get him into the gust of wind? Varus: tbh i still kind of want ben to launch LOB off the platform to the window Orrin_Torrin: If I swing the other way on the backhand? Varus: i can shoot him out with us Igfig: uh Varus: we are kind of high Igfig: yeah sure, into the gust of wind Orrin_Torrin: Because that would be hilarious. Blaze_Rat: Well he still has a small chance of failing his saving throw. Orrin_Torrin: YAY Igfig: 1d20+2 str save Fortuna: Igfig, str save: [3] = 5 Igfig: aaaaaaa Orrin_Torrin: Wee! Igfig: out the window Varus: yayyy Igfig: smash right through the glas Blaze_Rat: Great flying poochies. Igfig: probably tough enough to survive it though Orrin_Torrin: Orrin lets out a deeply satisfied chuckle. Blaze_Rat: Oh, also: frosty: poor doggy Varus: I Blaze: Since I stopped being a rat. Igfig: I have to apologize to you guys though Orrin_Torrin: And then, summoning the last of the holy energy in his body, he heals Varus for 1 hp. Varus: VARUS STANDS UP PROUDLTY Orrin_Torrin: "Get up, kid." Igfig: I accidentally made the dogs much stronger than I was supposed to Varus: MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER Blaze: *shrug* Orrin_Torrin: YOU DON'T SAY. Varus: ENERGY SURGING THROUGH HIS BODY Orrin_Torrin: Is it at least bloodied by the fall? Blaze: I don't know about surging. Varus: and then he slumps cause shit thats 1 hp Varus: orrin Varus: remember that picture Igfig: It will be bloodied, yeah Varus: we are like 200 feet in the air Orrin_Torrin: Moral victory! Igfig: but I figured I didn't really need to roll because it wasn't coming back? Blaze: I forget what fall damage. Varus: well Varus: we're going out there Igfig: maybe I should check for damage actually Orrin_Torrin: Well, the plan was for us to go out there. Orrin_Torrin: So. Blaze: What the roll for fall damage is. Varus: we can land on it Blaze: It'd be potentially satisfying. Varus: cushion the fall Orrin_Torrin: Maybe we shouldn't be punting things. Orrin_Torrin: At feather-fall speed. Igfig: fall damage is 1d6 per 10 feet, up to 20d6 Varus: a light tap Orrin_Torrin: Unless Blaze uses a gust of wind. Orrin_Torrin: To carry us out and away. Igfig: ...I'll check how tall this fortress is Orrin_Torrin: Which would be triumphant as fuck. Blaze: I can keep the wind going, but I can't adjust its aim. Orrin_Torrin: Whatever else has happened in this campaign, we have been GREAT at escaping. Varus: lets all just jump into it to let us take it out Orrin_Torrin: I meant a new one. Blaze: I could use my 3rd level slot to do it again with another fate point. Igfig: well if I roll 20d6 I'll get Orrin_Torrin: I thought you switched the prepared spell with the fate point. Igfig: 20d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 20d6: [1, 6, 3, 2, 4, 5, 4, 2, 3, 1, 3, 2, 6, 1, 2, 6, 5, 6, 6, 1] = 69 Varus: WOO Orrin_Torrin: Hehehehehe. frosty: ;) Igfig: the switch was temporary Orrin_Torrin: Ah. Igfig: and no I think the dog is not dead frosty: is it dead yet? Varus: WOW frosty: hahaha Orrin_Torrin: Well, assuming we get an extended rest it might be worth the fate point anyway. Blaze: So how much damage was that with the damage you did to it? Orrin_Torrin: Level-appropriate. frosty: christ Varus: guys should we really go out that window Igfig: except actually screw that Orrin_Torrin: I did... 110. Igfig: you know what the dog is dead Orrin_Torrin: Cuz I hit it for 41. Varus: what the actual fuck Igfig: you know what I may have mis-added frosty: ... frosty: ... Igfig: yes that was enough damage to actually kill it with these stats frosty: ... Blaze: Hooray! Igfig: Hilt is actually dead Igfig: The thing is though Orrin_Torrin: Pommel dies to because magic? Orrin_Torrin: too* Igfig: no Orrin_Torrin: Damn. Igfig: I forgot to check what level was correct for them to be an encounter together Orrin_Torrin: Hahahaha. frosty: lob comes down for revenge? Orrin_Torrin: LoB is overcome with emotion and cries himself to sleep? Igfig: so I jumped to their level in 3.5, which was 6 frosty: goddammit ig Varus: welp Igfig: and built them as CR 6 monsters Igfig: and didn't actually think about how that works in this game Blaze: Yeah I don't think that is how that is supposed to be in this version. Varus: orrin are you done? Orrin_Torrin: Especially with a boss and three other monsters in the room. Orrin_Torrin: I walk toward the window. Orrin_Torrin: And then I'm down. Orrin_Torrin: done* Varus: alright Varus: frosty Orrin_Torrin: Throw the other dog out the window. Igfig: I mean, the dogs were supposed to be a middling-tough encounter, and the juggernauts a middling encounter Orrin_Torrin: And let's get the fuck out of here. Varus: we will be out on my turn Orrin_Torrin: I know, I just want him to kill it. Igfig: as is, and together, they come out at far more than deadly Blaze: Like those dogs are a higher challenge rating then an otyugh, and that doesn't sound right. Igfig: oh god it's 1:00 Varus: we're about to end really Igfig: yeah Igfig: okay frosty: its all your fault ig frosty: you did this Igfig: yes Igfig: who is it now? Frosty? frosty: yes Blaze: I partially blame that extended discussion on mice sounds. Varus: yeah Orrin_Torrin: We did spend an hour arguing about whether or not robot-dogs would chase mice sounds. Orrin_Torrin: Yeah. Varus: yeah thats my fautl Orrin_Torrin: This fight was great, though. Orrin_Torrin: I mean we nearly died. Orrin_Torrin: And could never have won. Orrin_Torrin: But it was fun. frosty: so is this dog hanging on my neck trying to bring me down or what ig Igfig: I fucked up so bad frosty: what is the lowdown Igfig: yes Igfig: its taking some fire damage as always Orrin_Torrin: Just carry him over to the window and throw him out. Varus: yeah frosty: ok i guess Orrin_Torrin: Honestly we would already be dead if it weren't for the fact that Ben is basically immune to nonmagical damage. Varus: yeah Varus: thank god we have ben Orrin_Torrin: Good on ya, Ben. Varus: i want to turn him into a god Igfig: okay, grappling is just a Str attack I think Blaze: I dunno, I mean I've only taken 12 damage so far, and I've got 2 transformations remaining, I'm feeling pretty good guys. Varus: i died almost frosty: do i have to roll to hit this thing on my neck Igfig: so if you want to do that Ben, that's a Str check with advantage Orrin_Torrin: Oh yeah I'm sitting pretty at 48 hp. Varus: my face is all cut open Blaze: Teehee. Igfig: er Orrin_Torrin: But Ben soaked up like six attacks. Igfig: not with advantage Orrin_Torrin: At basically no damage at all. Igfig: with proficiency Varus: man you know Blaze: Yeah, Ben would be not doing very well at all. Varus: ben really cant do much but when its into fights hes a juggernaut frosty: profenciency? Igfig: also I'm sorry Waffle, I really shouldn't have had Hilt go for your throat Orrin_Torrin: You have a proficiency bonus on your sheet. frosty: that just +1? Orrin_Torrin: Should be like... +3. frosty: aight Varus: it also gave me a very heroic death of being mauled Blaze: That was what Hilt would have done though, yar. Orrin_Torrin: Is yours only +1? Varus: almost* Igfig: Use the same number as your regular attacks, Ben Igfig: +7 or so frosty: oh that one Orrin_Torrin: Yeah. frosty: 1d20+7 Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+7: [10] = 17 Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [19] = 24 Igfig: aw Orrin_Torrin: These fucking dogs. frosty: dog stays on neck? Igfig: yeah Orrin_Torrin: Isn't it already hanging on though? frosty: cool cool Blaze: Generally speaking play the npcs like the npcs would be, not like how you want them, that goes both in favor of and against the players, yar. Orrin_Torrin: I mean he just needs to walk over there. Igfig: you walk over frosty: i can deal with a necklace Igfig: but it's still on your neck Igfig: you get two attacks though so you can try again! Varus: ben gets a cool fur coat frosty: got my bling Orrin_Torrin: We can deal with it on the way down. frosty: 1d20+7 Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+7: [12] = 19 Orrin_Torrin: Or it can be knocked off by the thunder wave. Varus: yeah Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [4] = 9 Varus: i aint feather falling it Igfig: OH MY Orrin_Torrin: Hahaha. frosty: there we go Igfig: 20d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 20d6: [5, 3, 4, 1, 1, 6, 2, 5, 2, 4, 4, 4, 1, 2, 5, 5, 1, 5, 3, 5] = 68 Orrin_Torrin: Ben hurls a bitch out the window. Varus: woo Igfig: Pommel does not die however frosty: hahaha Varus: man ben is actually kind of scary in combat Igfig: it is merely very injured Varus: did it break bones? Orrin_Torrin: Does it have bones? Igfig: no, it has no bones frosty: bones? Varus: dang frosty: chasis? Blaze: Oh man, I've got the music set up for when we know the Lord of Blades is gone and we are escaping and it loops amazingly well so now I am excited. Igfig: chassis yeah Orrin_Torrin: Start it now Blaze. Orrin_Torrin: It's just you and Varus. Varus: yeagh Varus: do it now frosty: hang on Igfig: and it's the LOB's turn Blaze: He still has to make his saving throw on his turn. frosty: 1d10 fire Fortuna: frosty, fire: [10] = 10 Igfig: oh Blaze: We aren't out of the fire just yet. frosty: suck it lob Blaze: I can't cancel the wind until my turn I don't think. Varus: dont cancel it Igfig: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+8: [2] = 10 Igfig: huh Orrin_Torrin: Well, let's hope he's steady on his SHIT Varus: we are using it to get out with my thunder wave Blaze: Oh my god. frosty: well then Igfig: Funny thing though Blaze: I just knocked him off the elevator. Orrin_Torrin: We've been trying to knock him off all day. Varus: FUCKKKKK Orrin_Torrin: He's got to have advantage by now. Igfig: Legendary Resistance! Orrin_Torrin: Or go out the window? Varus: no igfig its fine Blaze: ? Varus: hes coming out the window Blaze: He might go out the window actually. Igfig: 3/day when he fails a save, he can instead pass the save Orrin_Torrin: Yeah, it seems like he would want to stay up there. frosty: cheater Blaze: Oh, well geeze that's totally something he'd do. Orrin_Torrin: So that's not even DM-fiating. Blaze: Alrighty. Orrin_Torrin: Peter, the music! Varus: PETER MUSIC Blaze: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRPOMST148BFC657F3 Igfig: Instead he sprays a double barrage of magic missiles at Frosty Igfig: 6d4+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 6d4+6: [4, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1] = 22 frosty: dick Blaze: Oh dear. Igfig: that's force damage so you take it all Orrin_Torrin: That's real damage, too. Igfig: and then he disappears from sight Orrin_Torrin: "Bye!" Igfig: as he does, you hear one word Varus: holy shit Orrin_Torrin: "Oh by the way I'm a dwarf!" Varus: this loopp peter Igfig: Gorgan! Igfig: er Igfig: "GORGAN." Blaze: I know! 10 on the similarity thing and just look at all of those jumps. Blaze: I didn't tune it one bit. Orrin_Torrin: Mine's still loading because my Internet is the dumbs for this site for some reason. Varus: this is rlly fuckin good Igfig: and then a loud creak and boom Varus: god dammit Orrin_Torrin: Holy shit, that is impressive. frosty: alright so i am now less than 0 what now Varus: whats he doing now Varus: shit Varus: somsone grab frosty Varus: wekk Orrin_Torrin: Blaze just throw him a heal. Igfig: as something very large was taking its first step in a long time Blaze: Yeah this song is from that Hammerwatch game I was trying to give copies away of. Varus: orrin grab frosty he is right next to you Igfig: *as if Orrin_Torrin: Oh is the fortress moving now? This is badass. Varus: fuckkkk Orrin_Torrin: If Ig will let me I'll just carry him. Orrin_Torrin: Technically I don't have a turn before that. frosty: dont grab me you thick fuck Igfig: yeah sure Igfig: you know what Orrin_Torrin: I can't heal you! Varus: JUST PICK HIM UP WE ARE GOING OUT THE WINDOW Blaze: I have Cure Wounds. Igfig: if you want to run away you just can Orrin_Torrin: Yeah but we need you to make wind. Orrin_Torrin: So we can float away, instead of down onto that dog. Varus: we've put so much into going out the window proeprly we are going out the window frosty: 1d10 for whoever grabs me Fortuna: frosty, for whoever grabs me: [6] = 6 Orrin_Torrin: I think he's saying no rolls or anything. Blaze: I still have to get out of reach of this warforged who hit me. frosty: note that Igfig: rolls yeah Orrin_Torrin: I put Frosty's sunglasses on him. Igfig: I just mean, the disengaging from the guys Orrin_Torrin: You can disengage as your move Blaze. Orrin_Torrin: It's fine. Blaze: But then I can't heal? But alright. Varus: yeha turn and sprint to the window Orrin_Torrin: Since Waffle is doing the actual propulsion. Varus: YEHAW Orrin_Torrin: I'll just carry Frosty for now. Orrin_Torrin: We can heal him later. Varus: do you take fire damage Orrin_Torrin: I put his sunglasses on him. Orrin_Torrin: So I shouldn't. Varus: alright frosty: i weigh like 20 pounds Orrin_Torrin Orrin_Torrin: But I'll take six if need be. frosty: can you handle that Orrin_Torrin: I assume we're gonna take a long rest. Varus: yes Orrin_Torrin: I'll bear it, for my friends. Varus: almost definitelty Igfig: also this song is really really good Blaze: Once we get to the ship. Varus: right?? Varus: peter wins the song loop reward Blaze: I know, Hammerwatch has a lot of fun stuff. Igfig: also the loops are really pretty frosty: done good, Blaze Igfig: and yeah, you probably want a long rest Blaze: I still need to double check, I think there is new music in the game cause they released a free update/expansion that I think has more music. Varus: are we all ready? Orrin_Torrin: Let's ride. Igfig: RIDE Varus: I sprint towards the window Varus: LAUNCH Orrin_Torrin: THUNDER. Varus: THUNDER WAVE Orrin_Torrin: HORSE. Orrin_Torrin: REVENGE Varus: WE ALL FLY OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW Varus: A HUGE LOUD BOOM LIKE CRAZY Igfig: YOU DO Blaze: Oh wait, idea! Orrin_Torrin: "Holy shit guys, that was bonkers." Varus: ?! Blaze: Hey igfig, are we level 8 now? Varus: hold on Igfig: when you rest, yeah Orrin_Torrin: I really, really hope whatever Varus did blows this place up now. Orrin_Torrin: And we don't look back. frosty: "IM A SHOOTING STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKIES" Igfig: well I mean Varus: by the way Orrin_Torrin: In fact, I take Frosty's sunglasses off him and put them on. Igfig: thunderwave isn't that huge Orrin_Torrin: So I look cooler. Varus: you all take 2d8 damage cause thunderwave does that Varus: well its 15 feet Varus: and sends you back ten feet Blaze: Right, have to wait for the rest, cause I was thinking I could turn into that gryphon right now then since I get the ability to turn into flying forms. Igfig: but there's a nice explosion of glass Varus: plus the wind Varus: we're going pretty far Igfig: and you fuck up the LoB's chair pretty good Varus: so i sprint at the window Varus: explode us out Varus: fuck up LOB's iron throne Varus: all of you take 2d8 damage Igfig: I mean, more than it already was Varus: we fly like 60 feet away from the window Orrin_Torrin: That chair can eat a dick. Varus: and i cast feather fall on us all Varus: so we float gently to the ground Igfig: hurrah Orrin_Torrin: Blaze hits the wind. Orrin_Torrin: And we soar away like whoa. Varus: and i have 0 spell slots now except my cantrips Orrin_Torrin: Orrin is wearing cool shades. Varus: UH Orrin_Torrin: And getting burned a little. Varus: OR frosty: and on fire Igfig: you see the mangled wreckage of Hilt on the ground below Varus: GUYS IT TURNS OUT THUNDERWAVE WAS MY LAST SPELL SLOT Varus: I DONT HAVE FEATHER FALL TO CAST Igfig: Pommel is nowhere to be seen Orrin_Torrin: Jus tcast featherfall. Blaze: Then don't thunderwave. Orrin_Torrin: And we'll use the wind to fly. frosty: whatever waffle Varus: is that ok? Varus: alright Varus: then we use the wind Varus: and i just feather fall us instead Varus: ok Igfig: oh geez Igfig: uh Orrin_Torrin: Orrin is still wearing cool shades. Varus: good thing we used that wind Varus: or kept the wind i mean Orrin_Torrin: He cast a new gust of wind. Igfig: Blaze make a wind check Orrin_Torrin: To keep us moving. Igfig: oh ok Varus: oh god Blaze: Any modifies? Varus: oh did he? Igfig: I don't know Orrin_Torrin: He said he was going to. Blaze: I can. Varus: use your fate aspect Igfig: just roll a d20 Varus: to keep us alive Orrin_Torrin: We're going to rest, so he can use a fate point. Blaze: I have another 3rd level spell slot and fate point to spare. Orrin_Torrin: The feather fall is keeping us alive, Blaze is just getting us out away from the fortress. Blaze: 1d20 Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20: [9] = 9 frosty: ... Blaze: Especially since my wind roll wasn't so great. Varus: cmon Blaze: Gust of Wind ahoy. Varus: i should cancel featherfall Blaze: We're in a cave guys, wind can't do everything on its own. Varus: to see what happens Orrin_Torrin: It's fine, we just need the push. Orrin_Torrin: Try to aim us at the door. Igfig: not so good, you don't get all the way back to the entrance Orrin_Torrin: We can hoof it. Igfig: but close enough that you can leg it the rest of the way Igfig: yeah Varus: we can hide at the church Varus: we need to tell chain Varus: that he wants to become their god Orrin_Torrin: Message him later. Orrin_Torrin: Fuck that guy. Varus: wlel Orrin_Torrin: He just got us tore up. Varus: i cant if i dont know where he is Varus: i assume hes at the church Igfig: wait, where are you going then Orrin_Torrin: I was hoping the boat. frosty: the boat Blaze: Wait, he knew we had the shards on our ship guys, I think there are warforged there. Varus: but if i just throw a message thataway no one will hear it Orrin_Torrin: Oh, I thought you could send it now that you know who he is. Igfig: Arryn was on the boat? Igfig: I think Orrin_Torrin: Hopefully he's in the church! Varus: yeah she was frosty: yes Blaze: I think so yeah. Orrin_Torrin: Yeah she's still up there. Varus: so we sort fo need to go to the church Igfig: the ship should be fine then Varus: if briefly Varus: just to see if he is there Orrin_Torrin: I mean we have to go through it. Orrin_Torrin: To get out of her. Orrin_Torrin: e Orrin_Torrin: So. Blaze: If we don't make it to the boat we could hide out in that lovely crystal cavern Chain was in. Varus: then lets scramble through the church? Varus: make a real mess of the place Igfig: okay Varus: do we see chain on our way through? Orrin_Torrin: Orrin paints on the wall "CHAIN HOLY SHIT THAT GUY." Orrin_Torrin: "Love Orrin." Igfig: you don't see him there no Varus: are any god forged there Varus: ? Igfig: yes Varus: then we tell them all what happened in there Orrin_Torrin: Alright, Orrin explains very quickly what happened. frosty: Orrin_Torrin you are taking 1d10 for every 6 seconds those glasses stay on your face Orrin_Torrin: And about the Lord of Blades wanting to be a god. Igfig: okay Varus: and then I imbue a scroll with the message spell for chain Igfig: okay Orrin_Torrin: I put them back on you when the thing didn't explode. Varus: explaining what happened for him, and where we went Varus: only he can listen to it Igfig: I think he can cast that already actually Orrin_Torrin: Peter heal Ben now so he can walk. frosty: ah aight Varus: AND THEN WE HOOF IT TO THE BOAT Igfig: oh ol Igfig: o Igfig: k Igfig: all right Orrin_Torrin: Peter heals Ben. Orrin_Torrin: And we all run to the boat. frosty: and collapse Igfig: normally this would be a chase sequence... Varus: and i dimension door up to the boat cause fuck yall i aint waiting down there Blaze: Yup, I cast me some cure wounds, I cast as many as I need to. Igfig: but yeah, not tonight Varus: well Varus: i imagine its a bit of a mess Igfig: okay Varus: people scrambling around Varus: because the fortress is leaving without them frosty: CHASE ME YOU SHITS frosty goes off full pace Orrin_Torrin: How narrow is the cavern entrance? Varus: do we all squish through it carton tyle Igfig: the one you came through, just wide enough for double file Orrin_Torrin: Oh dude I'm collapsing it if I can. Orrin_Torrin: Orrin collapses it. Varus: how? Blaze: I have 3 level 1s and 3 level 2 slots to use on Cure Wounds, and I'm thinking we'll want them all. frosty: bomb Orrin_Torrin: I'm a dwarf with a big fuck-off hammer, I'm sure I can figure it out. Varus: oh Varus: yeah okay Igfig: it looks pretty solid though Varus: well Varus: he is a dwarf frosty: try it Varus: with a big fuck off hammer frosty: do it Igfig: fine, hammer check Blaze: I think dwarves have a bonus to something relating to stone. Orrin_Torrin: 1d20+7 fuck that cave Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, fuck that cave: [12] = 19 Varus: hammer time Igfig: there's some rubble, it'll slow down pursuers Varus: oh well Varus: good enough Orrin_Torrin: I add my last thunderous smite. Orrin_Torrin: And with a thundercrack. Igfig: but they'll clear it in time Varus: YESSSS Orrin_Torrin: The cave collapses. Orrin_Torrin: EAT SHIT, CAVE Igfig: ehm Orrin_Torrin: I mean just the door. Orrin_Torrin: Is blocked. Igfig: ok Orrin_Torrin: At least long enough for us to run away. Igfig: for now at least Igfig: yeah Varus: yeah colllapsing the cave would be tough Orrin_Torrin: Yeah, not the entire cave the fortress was in. Varus: wait Varus: is be still unconcsious Varus: can he fly frosty: no Orrin_Torrin: No Peter healed him. Varus: ok Varus: lets fuckin GO THEN Igfig: all right Varus: link jinkies get us out of here ben Blaze: I'll start rolling the cure wounds. Blaze: 2d6 Fortuna: Blaze, 2d6: [3, 3] = 6 Blaze: 2d6 Fortuna: Blaze, 2d6: [6, 1] = 7 Blaze: 2d6 Fortuna: Blaze, 2d6: [5, 4] = 9 Varus: nah Varus: dont bother Blaze: 3d6 Fortuna: Blaze, 3d6: [2, 2, 4] = 8 frosty fucking goes then Blaze: 3d6 Fortuna: Blaze, 3d6: [4, 1, 4] = 9 Orrin_Torrin: We're gonna rest, I don't think it matters. Varus: extended rest Blaze: 3d7 Fortuna: Blaze, 3d7: [4, 7, 6] = 17 Igfig: don't forget that healing here is halved Varus: well thanks anyways Blaze: 3d6 ingore the 17. Fortuna: Blaze, ingore the 17.: [5, 1, 3] = 9 Igfig: anyhoo Orrin_Torrin: 20d10 Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 20d10: [2, 4, 7, 6, 7, 4, 5, 5, 8, 2, 5, 6, 1, 1, 6, 7, 3, 1, 5, 9] = 94 Varus: 200d10 Fortuna: Varus, 200d10: [7, 5, 1, 5, 2, 5, 5, 2, 2, 10, 4, 8, 9, 5, 2, 7, 7, 7, 9, 1, 10, 8, 5, 4, 7, 5, 7, 3, 1, 6, 5, 4, 4, 9, 6, 2, 3, 1, 5, 4, 2, 8, 5, 8, 6, 3, 1, 3, 9, 1, 6, 2, 4, 9, 10, 3, 10, 6, 3, 5, 3, 3, 1, 3, 10, 3, 10, 1, 2, 8, 6, 5, 9, 7, 3, 3, 3, 7, 10, 3, 1, 1, 7, 4, 7, 4, 1, 2, 8, 6, 2, 10, 8, 7, 6, 2, 4, 10, 3, 6, 10, 4, 3, 10, 7, 8, 9, 4, 7, 6, 2, 2, 5, 6, 1, 9, 9, 8, 6, 9, 9, 4, 4, 6, 3, 2, 3, 8, 1, 1, 4, 8, 5, 3, 9, 3, 3, 2, 2, 6, 4, 4, 2, 10, 10, 1, 5, 7, 6, 8, 5, 7, 2, 9, 7, 6, 7, 3, 4, 8, 4, 5, 1, 6, 5, 10, 7, 8, 9, 1, 5, 3, 3, 10, 4, 5, 5, 6, 3, 8, 2, 9, 3, 5, 8, 6, 2, 3, 1, 1, 2, 10, 8, 5, 5, 9, 9, 3, 2, 2] = 1034 Orrin_Torrin: There, I'm good. Varus: huh Orrin_Torrin: Hahahaha. Varus: fortuna has a maximum dice roll Varus: i wonder what it is Varus: oh well Orrin_Torrin: Nah, that's the character limit. Orrin_Torrin: On chat. Varus: oh ok Varus: so we need to figure out what the heck we are doing next time Blaze: That is a mess of a log now. Igfig: yeah, I think I added a max after someone rolled 10000d6 and froze her Igfig: all right Varus: HAH Varus: ok Igfig: and now Orrin_Torrin: We on the boat. Igfig: folks Orrin_Torrin: We leveled up. Varus: so next time we go back to the kingdoms Igfig: it is super bedtime frosty: on the boat Igfig: you levelled up Varus: and we tell them what we leanred Igfig: I'll level up Arryn tomorrow Blaze: Whooo. Varus: and also levele dup frosty: on the motherucking boat Orrin_Torrin: And remember he yelled "Gorgan" like fucking Doctor Claw or something. Varus: and somehow we all survived Varus: GOOORRGAAAAANNNNN Orrin_Torrin: I knew that 1hp of lay on hands would come in handy. frosty: jesus ig Varus: it really did Igfig: everybody gets an ability increase or feat this level remember Igfig: talk to me if you want a custom feat Orrin_Torrin: Ig actually described it as "1 useless hp of lay on hands" last session. Varus: we already went over my feat Orrin_Torrin: SHOWED YOU IG Igfig: heheh Varus: GET WRECKED IG Igfig: indeed you did frosty: i will ask you what that means tomorrow ig frosty: but now goodnight Igfig: goodnight! Varus quit. Igfig quit. Orrin_Torrin: BYE FRIENDS GOOD JOB NOT DYING.