00:11:53: all right, hello fuckers 00:12:12: who are mudpit and zippity 00:12:28: JOKES ON YOU 00:12:37: okay, that's who 00:12:55: so we've got no Sean then 00:13:30: Possibly, I texted him and he told me to tell him when we're ready. 00:13:42: oh, ok 00:13:50: well, you can tell him then 00:14:32: some shithead on another channel is using 'frosty' 00:14:40: what a jerk 00:14:52: anybody who would call themselves frosty must be a huge jerk 00:15:24: Duns. 00:15:57: good thing there is no league of legend fans 00:16:00: since Varus is a champion 00:16:15: i call myself frosty_the_boatman, dragon pusher, but you lazy fucks never type it all out 00:16:23: yes, luckily there are no League fans anywhere in the world 00:16:31: phew 00:16:35: that is a good point frosto 00:19:16: oh no too many frosties 00:19:37: i cant see if anyone is typing in this one 00:19:49: but its better in every other regard 00:20:28: fart fart 00:20:37: that too 00:22:24: yo ig lets start this eberron last time on 00:22:56: [21:39] <~Igfig> Next time on Eberron: "Do you really think you can eat all that pie?" 00:23:02: <~Igfig> "Why did we even challenge the Lord of Blades to a pie-eating contest?" 00:23:07: and just hope Sean can catch up when he arrives? 00:23:49: He hasn't responded to me, so I guess. 00:24:05: .8ball fortuna should we start? 00:24:05: all right then 00:24:14: i dont hear a no 00:24:18: fortuna isn't here 00:24:22: she ded 00:24:30: LAST TIME ON EBERRON 00:24:31: .rip fortuna 00:24:36: PIE 00:25:51: You left the Blades and Godforged behind and flew off to Flamekeep to notify the authorities that the Lord of Blades was preparing a huge attack on humanity 00:25:56: among other things 00:27:48: arriving, you got in touch with a contact of Arryn's, who got you in touch with a cardinal, who told you that while Keeper Jaela would probably listen to you, High Cardinal Krozen, who effectively runs the nation and controls access to Jaela, would not believe you in the slightest 00:28:22: so you thought about how to get in contact with her 00:28:46: and if I remember correctly, eventually decided to wait four days until her next public appearance 00:29:08: So! What are you planning to do during these four days? 00:29:28: also oh dear, I never uploaded the logs from last time 00:29:38: and they're currently stuck on my nonfunctioning computer 00:30:20: Oh dear. 00:30:20: also I should be red 00:30:27: Oh deary dear. 00:30:32: anyway, what are you doing now? 00:30:32: i was going to run experiments for ben 00:30:36: it put me at 5 days i think 00:30:41: of experiments completed 00:30:46: right 00:30:51: Hang out. 00:30:58: Play my lute 00:31:19: i was gonna hang with the people 00:31:22: Also, I'm going to need to be reminded of all your Passive Insight scores again for this session 00:31:25: the locals 00:31:35: might as well give me oyur passive perception too 00:32:06: 17 for both for me. 00:32:13: 10 and 10. 00:32:28: i cannot find them on my sheet :I 00:32:29: oh shit I have to let my parents' dog out. 00:32:35: Gimme 5 minutes, just get started wihtout me. 00:32:47: argh 00:32:54: ok whats the math to calculate your passive perception 00:32:57: Alas, poor Orrin, I knew him, Horatio. 00:33:14: 10 + wisdom + proficiency if you are proficient. 00:33:18: ig after this or during this if needed, i got all the logs here 00:33:20: Modifier, yar. 00:33:55: 11, 11 00:34:10: So Varus has 12 insight, 15 perception. 00:34:49: right 00:35:14: Also I should probably find some music for a holy city. 00:35:45: And what was Blaze doing these four days? 00:36:36: Well, while we were discovering that stuff I bought a bunch of powders for different color fires, and they told me about how we need to talk to the girl, but what exactly is our plan? 00:36:51: yar 00:36:54: 12 insight 15 perception 00:37:01: Cause either I'm enjoying all the fire and the hustle and bustle in town, or I might be doing something related to the plan. 00:37:15: Well, not enjoying the hustle and bustle but watching it. 00:37:56: I wonder if I'd try to get really close to the big flame up top. 00:38:10: thatd be neat 00:38:14: compel you to do that 00:38:21: hehe 00:39:06: Maybe watch and see what animals live in the town too, probably mostly birds of some sort. 00:39:24: well 00:39:29: I don't know if I'll do a compel, but you might do it anyway yeah 00:39:30: lets have blaze sneak around 00:39:37: and find a good place for us to hide 00:39:41: i need a vantage point to see 00:39:44: if im teleporting in and teleporting out 00:39:49: with the fuckin prophet of their religion 00:39:57: right 00:39:59: or no wait we are having blaze fly up and whisper in her ear as a bird right 00:40:54: I think that was an idea that popped up, and Igfig mentioned that their religion is particularly fond of a thing, but last I checked that thing is celestial in the book so I can't turn into it, though there is another thing in the book that is similar visually but probably smaller that I might be able to turn into. 00:41:18: couatls? They're not animals at all, they're celestials 00:41:19: yeah 00:41:19: if you do thatmaybe we can disguise you? 00:41:29: turn into burn form and then disguise you 00:41:33: as a particularly ugly couatls 00:41:35: Yar I was saying they are celestials. 00:41:41: That being said, there are flying snakes. 00:42:12: i think they willpanic if a flying snake goes at her 00:42:26: Yar flying snakes are significantly smaller then couatls are. 00:42:46: I think flying snakes are more like the ribbon snakes you see videos of sometimes? Using their body as a single long wing. 00:43:13: psssssst ig 00:43:17: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz2WrbVHCr_yWDFSUGhqUkkwTzA/view?usp=sharing 00:43:18: yes 00:43:26: so what do we want to do 00:43:35: we can do the teleporting 00:43:36: oh! Thank you ben 00:43:38: It says it is a brightly colored winged serpent, but also that they are from remote jungles, so there's a fairly solid chance that I have never seen one. 00:43:39: but we willl be fugitives 00:43:39: again 00:43:40: or 00:43:42: we can whisper in her ear 00:43:48: oh, I could be wrong then Blaze 00:43:51: but we wont be able to say much as a bird in her ear in the middle of a parade 00:43:56: but yeah you wouldn't have seen one 00:44:14: Yar, as I don't think we have any business visiting the more tropical regions of Eberron. 00:44:39: it's not a parade so much as, like, you know when the pope stands on his balcony in St. Peter's Square? 00:45:21: Way super high up, in clear view of thousands of supplicants. 00:46:01: And probably some of the most intense security one will find. 00:46:05: not like, way way up, but high enough that there's a view 00:46:10: and yes, lots of security 00:47:25: cant stop my TELEPORTATION 00:47:29: in out 00:47:31: but ok 00:47:33: lets do the bird 00:47:48: Despite Frosty's status as a large pillar of flame, he manages to get to know the local goings-on fairly well 00:48:48: It probably went pretty well cause he got to try out a couple of different colors, yar. 00:49:15: i am the rainbow one 00:49:15: weather's been decent, people are worried (as always) about the whole Karrnath situation, House Cannith is on the hunt for some arsonists 00:49:25: ... 00:49:26: local sports teams are doing well 00:49:35: woooo 00:49:38: oh are we now at the day of the thing 00:49:40: are we all prepared 00:49:48: well 00:50:27: I think we are going over stuff we learn during those days. 00:50:48: nah, frosty just asked me in another chat so I told him here 00:50:49: (Also yes I am totally checking out that giant silver flame) 00:50:51: I AM PREPARED 00:50:52: you can continue to plan 00:51:12: also, on the second night of your wait 00:52:18: oh, question: how do y'all do your sleeping business when you're on the ship? 00:52:38: Do primordials sleep? 00:52:41: I don't think so 00:52:41: i dont 00:52:50: we all cuddle together in one bed 00:52:58: also i trance for four hours in my room 00:53:12: i cannot be put to sleep, nor do i need it 00:53:35: so actually orrin is teh onyl one who really sleeps 00:53:38: we draw on him in his sleep 00:53:50: why would blaze not sleep? 00:54:00: I probably stay up for a while hanging out with Frosty before I inevitably go to bed. 00:54:02: I uh... have a hammock? 00:54:15: Also yar half-elves sleep like humans do. 00:54:39: I'd assume Orrin would have taken the captain's cabin. 00:54:42: i just read, or look at the stars for hours, or take walks w/e 00:54:53: watch movies 00:55:19: i just trance in my experiments room 00:55:23: surrounded by books and vials and stuff 00:55:28: so Varus, while you're trancing that night 00:55:30: a hammock hanging between two bookshelves with a lamp 00:55:47: you glimpse out of the corner of your eye 00:56:21: a lantern on deck dimming to black for a moment before returning to its normal brightness 00:56:38: do i notice any suspicious figures 00:56:38: s 00:56:47: also is it a sunrod type thing or just a flame lantern 00:56:54: frosty_the_boatman is cureently staring into the sky, contemplating my place in the world 00:56:55: I don't know, you tell me 00:57:03: what sort of lights do you have on this ship? 00:57:09: me 00:57:18: in the parts where frosty isn't 00:57:32: do they matter? 00:57:32: id assume we have fire 00:57:34: for frosty 00:57:40: and also blaze 00:57:43: they like their natural fire 00:57:44: right 00:57:47: actually varus, where is your lab? 00:57:56: what part of the ship 00:58:17: my lab is under the deck at the back of the ship 00:58:29: sort of nearish the enginey area but above it 00:58:37: like only one floor beneath the deck 00:58:40: Not too far off from the kitchens. 00:58:52: Or, kitchen, we wouldn't have multiple. 00:59:03: right 00:59:13: do we even have a cook? 00:59:22: Orrin makes food. 00:59:22: okay, so the light you see dim would be out in the hall, not on the deck 00:59:23: when are yall eating? 00:59:57: I can probably cook pretty well as well. 01:00:29: I dunno, what do you guys think we ate? Maybe try some local foods probably? 01:00:36: Presumably. 01:00:45: and as for 19:54 Varus do i notice any suspicious figures 01:00:47: how quaint 01:00:51: make a perception check I guess 01:01:06: sorry what 01:01:06: oh hey 01:01:07: uh 01:01:09: kick frosty 01:01:12: varus 01:01:12: i mean 01:01:13: not frosty 01:01:22: >:( 01:01:22: and as for 19:54 Varus do i notice any suspicious figures 01:01:32: make a perception check I guess 01:01:52: cant go as varus 01:01:58: 1d20+5 01:02:01: oh right 01:02:18: 17 total 01:03:21: You don't see anything now, but you're certain that that something passed in front of the light 01:03:47: I stand and grab my wands and walk towards the door to peak out 01:03:49: peek 01:04:42: varus is clear now amastiaca 01:04:43: another percecption? 01:05:27: hum 01:05:27: oh 01:05:28: wait 01:05:31: i have dark vision ig 01:05:44: yeah, but the corridor is lit isn't it? 01:05:46: Or is it not 01:05:58: faintly? 01:06:00: i dont think it would be if its night and orrin is trying to sleep 01:06:02: probably low light 01:06:07: okay 01:06:10: does ben cast light? 01:06:25: well the whole ship wouldnt be dimmed 01:06:28: he would, yeah, but he stays up on deck at night apparently 01:06:33: ok 01:06:34: just Orrin_Torrin place 01:06:43: orrin and blaze sleep 01:06:46: hum 01:06:53: so i can assume its not them 01:06:56: or ben 01:07:04: do i see anything in the low light of the hallway 01:07:10: perception? 01:07:15: 1d20+% 01:07:19: haha 01:07:21: fucking] 01:07:29: 18 total 01:07:39: change your name back to varus 01:08:03: cant 01:08:04: oh 01:08:05: there we go 01:08:08: uh huh 01:08:10: you don't see anything out of the ordinary, and you hear nothing 01:08:22: well, i guess the floor squeaks under your feet a little 01:08:29: fatty 01:09:12: :C 01:09:13: hmm 01:09:21: do we have a bunch of doors off to the sides in the corridor 01:09:26: probably 01:09:41: i guess ill... 01:09:44: orrin's room, blaze's room, mess hall, I dunno what else 01:09:45: well first ill cast invisibility 01:09:46: (speaking of, ig i put my weight as 20 because i think i saw it in a google search, does it seem right?) 01:09:54: yeah that sounds about right 01:09:56: okay 01:10:03: then..... 01:10:05: hehe 01:10:07: time to use my NEW SPELL 01:10:14: oh?! 01:10:18: i begin muttering for a minute casting my spell 01:10:33: and 8 elementals appear throughout the hallway and then rush into the 4 rooms 01:10:39: haha 01:11:06: what kind of elemental, and are they just busting down the doors or what? 01:11:23: ill make them fire 01:11:25: for fun 01:11:32: and they are just opening the doors and walking in 01:11:36: mess hall, I dunno what else bathroom?? 01:11:42: Secret love nest. 01:12:09: bathroom a small mess hall then two sleeping quarters and my lab 01:12:12: I think the door into that would be inside Orrin's room though, not in the hallway. 01:12:14: arryns room? 01:12:15: i came out of my lab and sent elementals into the others 01:12:29: arryn only recently joined us 01:12:32: she probably doesnt have a room 01:12:33: Well, I don't know if Arryn has her own room, yeah 01:12:37: and also doesnt plan on staying 01:12:40: so we wouldnt get her one 01:12:46: we could have a guest room 01:12:46: probably crashes on a couch somewhere 01:12:50: also I don't know if fire elementals are wise in general on a mostly wooden ship 01:12:55: this is a duke ship 01:12:57: fiineeee 01:12:59: water 01:13:05: they can have guests 01:13:13: sure 01:13:20: water elementals 01:13:25: Or maybe lightning elementals? Since they'd also give off light. 01:13:30: yes 01:13:31: better idea 01:13:33: lightning elementals 01:13:39: they search each room 01:13:44: the ones for orrin try not to wake him 01:13:45: only the four primary elements are available right now 01:13:48: same with blaze's room 01:13:48: lightning and wood is still not too good 01:14:06: WATER THEN 01:14:08: it doesnt matter 01:14:11: and yeah, I guess this is the people-sleeping section of the ship 01:14:13: they look around each room 01:14:42: and then you've got the hold in the middle, and... I dunno what at the front 01:14:58: That can be the "guest" room. 01:15:15: It's not much of a room. 01:15:41: sure 01:15:41: So I suppose the quotations should include the room part too. 01:16:09: supplies areas up front there too 01:16:10: okay 01:16:43: so the water elementals gloosh under the doors, as elementals do 01:17:02: and... [rolling] 01:17:16: see some sleeping people 01:17:31: although Blaze with his good perception is probably awake now 01:17:47: blaze snorts and wakes up. 01:17:48: if he wants to be 01:17:48: hopefully 01:17:57: the gloosh under his door would have woken him 01:17:59: a *gloosh* 01:18:00: yeah 01:18:03: Might as well, a water elemental just glooshed in my room. 01:18:11: he wakes up suddenly feeling like he wants to pee 01:18:26: I poke my head out my door. 01:18:27: anyway 01:18:34: varus is there 01:18:37: "Varrus why are you putting water elementals in my room again?" 01:18:39: and elementals 01:18:51: "Because i like the gloosh sound" 01:19:06: "no actually i saw someone in the halls" 01:19:14: "They get everything all wet though, oh." 01:19:18: "you and orrin were asleep and frosty emits light" 01:19:29: also int check 01:19:32: (varus) 01:19:34: "so its none of yall" 01:19:52: Orrin snores. 01:20:03: 14 total 01:20:45: You also realize that if it had been one of them, you'd have heard the floor squeak under their weight 01:21:01: anyway 01:21:02: "Also there was no SQUEAKIN: 01:21:02: That's a troubling realization. 01:21:11: "so basically theres an intruder" 01:21:19: "and i needed some glooshin' to check the rooms quickly" 01:21:29: do any of my elementals die or report back to me or something 01:21:35: theyre super weak elementals since i summoned 8 01:21:56: as strong as 1 normal one split into 8 01:21:56: oh man is it an air elenent eal 01:21:58: but i know when they die 01:22:07: and they can telepathically send info to me 01:22:28: huh, you know what 01:22:39: I don't know where the stats for tiny elementals are 01:23:00: -Eight elementals of challenge rating 1/4 or lower 01:23:34: oh, maybe you're supposed to summon mephits or something 01:23:49: shrug 01:23:53: it says elementals in the book 01:24:16: elemental is creature type as well as the name of a creature 01:24:25: oh ok 01:24:32: so elementals are elementals, but mephits and xorn are also elementals 01:25:01: I'll just mephit stats for your little elementals 01:25:06: okay 01:25:18: treating them as mud mephits 01:25:37: cute 01:25:41: anyway 01:26:08: so what are you doing now? 01:26:13: Also music, it doesn't loop particularly well, and it is more so fitting for the current situation then the city at large, with hints of the city perhaps. 01:26:18: stargazing 01:26:22: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRKVWQZ1492AEE6BA7&sq=0&thresh=35 01:26:31: well like i said did any of my elementals report anything to me 01:26:44: they basically sweeped this floor of the ship 01:26:48: oh, right 01:27:03: no they found nothing in any of the rooms back here 01:27:09: okay 01:27:13: i walk inside and shake orrin awake 01:27:19: also i peek into his love dungeon 01:27:27: make sure its empty 01:27:34: love dungeon? 01:27:36: "Wuhhhh," Orrin says, as he takes an ineffectual swing at least a foot wide of your face. 01:27:50: i splash a water elemental over his face 01:27:56: I shall call upstairs to Frosty in primordial saying to make sure nothing leaves the ship. 01:28:15: it glooshes over his head 01:28:49: frosty_the_boatman tursn to look at the ship 01:28:55: so yeah, wherever these intruders are, they're either in the hold, in the foresection of the ship, or up on deck 01:29:00: or really good at hiding 01:29:25: Frosty sees nothing unusual with his passive perception though 01:29:32: :) 01:30:16: so lets set someone at the exit to the underside of the ship 01:30:22: I'll do that. 01:30:23: and have other people check the next floor 01:30:24: I can hold a door. 01:30:29: yeah 01:30:32: And my perception is ass so I'll be no good in a search. 01:30:41: soo me and blaze and the elementals foray down into the basement 01:30:53: oh! i am profecient in searching! 01:30:54: I could give one, two, or 3 of us advantage on wisdom checks. 01:31:01: basement? 01:31:01: search up top 01:31:04: well 01:31:12: The hold I think he means. 01:31:22: i assume the engines and stuff is in a seperate floor underneath 01:31:45: That probably shares the floor with the hold, yar. 01:31:52: i am the engin 01:31:59: Separate room, same floor. 01:32:05: aah 01:32:05: