handofevil: I think we're on mothership zeta guys SparkyMarky: I think we're on the Nostromo SparkyMarky: This is gonna be bad Yin: I think we're sleeping. handofevil: Guys. I think this is far worse then we could ever imagine handofevil: We may be in japan SparkyMarky: NNOOOOOOOO Vyrwolf: I'm imagining the beginning of the original Portal PwotMoose: So we weren't rescued, we were abducted SparkyMarky: That's worse handofevil: Wilco has an anal probe handofevil: He volunteered PwotMoose: Vyr, if that means we get Wheatley to give us a tour, I'd accept that fate Igfig: http://astro.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/ SparkyMarky: If we'd just come from a medieval world to this, we'd be freaking out more than we probably will handofevil: Hey ig. When are you going to put the new map up? Igfig: shortly handofevil: We're somewhere in the dead space universe handofevil: We've been abducted by necromorphs. Waffle: OKAY I'M HERE Alouicious: Shhh Waffle: WHAT HAPPENED? Alouicious: We're on a space ship Alouicious: I am the first to wake up handofevil: We're on the Ishimura Waffle: okay, what is going on? Alouicious: We are all in pods handofevil: You're snoring PwotMoose: Sark woke up, we're all in sleeping pods Waffle: wonderful PwotMoose: so basically, it went sci-fi out of nowhere Yin: Yup. Waffle: I bet we're in the future handofevil: Worse handofevil: we're in japan Waffle: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PwotMoose: Neo-Japan? handofevil: Space Japan PwotMoose: Neo-Space-Japan PwotMoose: Everyone shut up in the IC so Slim can expositionize our face Alouicious: Agreed Yin: Teehee. handofevil: Okay fine Alouicious: Stop it waffle handofevil: I just had to do that one thing Waffle: I said I got up not even 2 minutes aog Waffle: ago* Alouicious: When did you get any indication that you had woken up? Waffle: slim said the pods had all opened Waffle: and people started waking up Alouicious: That don't mean you're awake PwotMoose: That doesn't mean everyone wakes up. It means the pod opened. The DM tells us the stuff, then we do stuff. Not the other way around PwotMoose: woah, new map Yin: Space doesn't look very empty. Alouicious: Space got plenty of shit in it SparkyMarky: It's rush hour in space handofevil: Those meteors are millions of miles apart guys handofevil: Remember that Waffle: oh god we're on that old person death star from futurama handofevil: No SparkyMarky: They're gonna take a massive tissue sample handofevil: We're in Neo Space Japan PwotMoose: So I'm basically in the same thing I always wear, but zipped up? Alouicious: Enough about goddamn jap'n handofevil: I wonder if there are any doors here Alouicious: There are two PwotMoose: there are two handofevil: MUST CHARGE handofevil: That was horrible timing Alouicious: STOP IT DOUCHE PwotMoose: No, stop it handofevil: Alright Monoxx4real: Guess Im too late? Yin: Looks like the aliens stopped it for you. handofevil: Necromorhps Yin: Also nope, just in time. handofevil: necromorphs* Alouicious: No Monoxx4real: Hey, can I play then? Waffle: fuck now we're in jdate Yin: A jar you mean? Monoxx4real: what are we doing in a jewish dating ste? SparkyMarky: WE ARE GOING TO BECOME POWER RANGERS Waffle: YES Waffle: I hope so Monoxx4real: Can someone tell slim that I want in? Monoxx4real: Like, whenever he can fit me in Heronius: just join the chat handofevil: Yeah Yin: You are in? We're all in a jar together right now. Heronius: do what you want Heronius: and roll initiative when we do. Alouicious: Are you in the IC chat? Yin: I don't see any fights coming too soon. Maybe. Waffle: I see us fighting our way out of here then stealing the ship Yin: I see you being overly violent, yar. Monoxx4real: someone mind giving me the cliff notes? Waffle: yar Monoxx4real: Dont know where or why we are Alouicious: We be on a spaceship Yin: Um, we're on a ship in space, after being arrested by guards we were abducted, sorta. Monoxx4real: Oh ok, makes sense Monoxx4real: if anyone asks, you were carrying my drunken ass after I fainted or something Yin: Works for me. handofevil: I want to ask if he has any beer Waffle: okay guys let's shut up and listen to what he has to say Waffle: OH MY NEVER MIND SparkyMarky: I don't think we've really proved ourselves yet SparkyMarky: We were in one battle of the bands and we lost Waffle: It was fixed! Yin: Well, we may or may not have one the battle of the bands, we were definitely losing the battle over the battle of the bands though. Yin: I used the wrong one in there, whoops. Waffle: Can fortuna be our bed rattlesnake? Waffle: pet* handofevil: If things go south we can always offer up wilco as a sacrifice Waffle: fuck that Waffle: offer whoever tries to run. Just trip them SparkyMarky: Never take the first offer! SparkyMarky: Gold is probably meaningless to them PwotMoose: Well, there goes our chance at being space princes handofevil: I don't want to be a prince Monoxx4real: I want to be a pretty princess PwotMoose: YOU'LL BE A PRINCE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, LITTLE LADY Yin: And for the first time ever, Drey puts clothes on instead of taking them off. handofevil: FINE Alouicious: I'm not sure about these people Yin: The space ship interior is all white, they're obviously good guys. Heronius: Or crazy Yin: That being said Thorn probably won't be trusting them much either. handofevil: BEEEEEEEEEER Waffle: wow PwotMoose: Or good guys, who will later betray us after we have fulfilled their task, and we have to defeat them to escape SparkyMarky: "hydration lounge" is alien for "boudoir" SparkyMarky: they want to rape us Waffle: well duh Waffle: why do you think delf was so eager to follow them? handofevil: Because they had beer handofevil: Hehe Alouicious: You guys are idiots Waffle: stop that handofevil: Alright. I'm done being stupid Waffle: I doubt that Waffle: kidding handofevil: :'( Waffle: uhh... why does far have four arms? Yin: Cause he's a bug. Waffle: okay PwotMoose: Ig, did we get our gear back, or just our clothes? SparkyMarky: how do you do that red text thing again? handofevil: They probably have our weapons SparkyMarky: fucked it up there Waffle: you type /me PwotMoose: type /me SparkyMarky: Oh yeah PwotMoose: Firefly references: 1 Alouicious: Staring contest? handofevil: Looks like that's a no Waffle: I couldn't ignore a roll like that Yin: Darn tootin. Waffle: fortuna lags Waffle: never mind, that was lag on my end Alouicious: Waffle, you have a +9 Diplomacy mod? Waffle: yes Alouicious: What class are you? Waffle: Cavalier Alouicious: Hmm PwotMoose: Dinner time, I'll be back SparkyMarky: who has good insight? Waffle: uhhh Waffle: wait SparkyMarky: I don't know if I trust them Waffle: I have 10 Waffle: but I have a shit ton of other charisma tagged skills if you need it Alouicious: I haven't trusted them from the beginning SparkyMarky: try an insight check, see if they're genuine SparkyMarky: they are nightmarish after all Waffle: how do you roll insight? Monoxx4real: Sparky, that's being a racist Monoxx4real: Hey I have 9 diplomacy Monoxx4real: Awesome Waffle: what is the insight roll? Waffle: I've never had to do that before Monoxx4real: And 11 intimidate! Monoxx4real: Awesomener Alouicious: Hey, now the name of this channel finally makes sense Waffle: yeah I noticed that earlier Monoxx4real: I dont get it Waffle: quick questions Yin: ? Waffle: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8458 Waffle: my str mod is 4 now right? Waffle: in mod+1/2 Waffle: mod+lvl/2 *( Yin: Yes. Waffle: hmm Waffle: how come my attack modifier isn't fixing? Waffle: in attack summery Monoxx4real: Yo Waffle, you a cavalier? Which virtue are you following? Waffle: valor Waffle: why? SparkyMarky: Excellent roleplaying from Ig there Monoxx4real: just wanted to know Waffle: okay Monoxx4real: Dude we're like cavalier bros Waffle: what are you? Monoxx4real: VALOR 4 LIFE Monoxx4real: Yo Waffle: WOOOO Monoxx4real: WOOOOOo Igfig: First Officer Garnithax - for that is his name and rank Igfig: arranges himself at another cluster of stools on the far side of the room Monoxx4real: So we are currently traveling through space? handofevil: "How fast are we going?" Igfig: "Yes, that we are. Our speeds are such that they verge on the conceptual." Waffle: Can you reach... ludicrous speed? handofevil: "I do not understand such big words." Igfig: "Our cruising velocity is somewhere between ludicrous and downright silly, with a maximum of well now that's just ridiculous." Monoxx4real: "It means the speed is so fast is doesnt exist" SparkyMarky: What sort of vessel is this? handofevil: "Are there any space dragons we can surf?" Igfig: "At a great distance from planetary bodies, the concept of distance loses much of its meaning. A way of seeing our speed would be to say that if we wished to circumnavigate a planet such as your own, it would take us very few seconds to do so." Monoxx4real: "I guess we are space dragons now, Drey" Igfig: "From one planetary system to another, takes from days to approximately months." handofevil: "That we are Igfig: "There are in fact dragons, yes, and I am of hopes that we never meet one." Monoxx4real: Oh boy Igfig: "As for this ship," Alouicious: "Dragons, I am familiar with. Space dragons must be a completely different breed of trouble." Igfig: "it is what is known as a Spelljammer." SparkyMarky: I don't think the wizards will like the sound of that Igfig: "Not at all, for a spelljammer is the province of the wizard already." Igfig: "Also the cleric, psion, or miscellaneous spell user." SparkyMarky: Is it powered by arcane means? I've never seen anything like it. Alouicious: "You mean this vessel is powered by magic?" Igfig: "Yes, exactly. It is powered by low-intensity spell energy from a living mind." Alouicious: "Wow. My philosophical musings were waaay off." Monoxx4real: "That makes even less sense than what I imagined" Igfig: "The pilot spellcaster needs only sit at the spelljammer helm and channel her magical energy into the device Igfig: and whichever vessel the helm is mounted in will begin to move in a forward direction." SparkyMarky: OOC: That is AWESOME Waffle: OOC: brigsby is a rogue right? Waffle: never mind he isn't even here SparkyMarky: Waffle, do your insight check, see if we can trust the Gratch Igfig: brigsby is a sorcerer Waffle: hmmm Waffle: my insight has no modifier SparkyMarky: well, never mind handofevil: I have a modifier Waffle: of what? SparkyMarky: Is it better than +4? handofevil: 1 Waffle: fuck Alouicious: +3, here Waffle: we need more then that handofevil: But I do have +7 per Waffle: al you go for it then Waffle: WAIT Waffle: I have a power SparkyMarky: I have +11 Per Alouicious: Will perception work? Waffle: never mind Igfig: "Pardon me. Our sensors are reporting something." Yin: I don't think so. Waffle: do we have a rogue?! SparkyMarky: 1d20+4 insight, quickly! Fortuna: SparkyMarky, insight, quickly!: [8] = 12 Yin: Yo. SparkyMarky: Other people can try, I think handofevil: I'm gonna do one in the other chat SparkyMarky: because that did not go well Waffle: 1d20 insight Fortuna: Waffle, insight: [1] = 1 Waffle: FUCK Waffle: EVERY TIME Yin: Wow. Alouicious: You now know less about them than you did before handofevil: I failed handofevil: Horribly Waffle: I failed worse Yin: Also Star Wars quote, well, sorta, we got a "I have a bad feeling about this..." line. We're now doomed. SparkyMarky: "Threat level remarkable" Monoxx4real: 1d20 Fortuna: Monoxx4real, 1d20: [12] = 12 PwotMoose: I'm back Waffle: Alert level stork! handofevil: "ARM PHASERS!" PwotMoose: what did I miss? Waffle: fuck Yin: Hmm... last time I looked out a window there was a dragon, this time it's a big space ship. Waffle: FUCK SparkyMarky: I think you should stop looking out windows SparkyMarky: It never ends well Yin: It does seem unhealthy. PwotMoose: How do we know how big our own ship is? We've only seen the two rooms Yin: Doesn't matter too much I think. SparkyMarky: It's bigger than two rooms, we know that much Yin: Yeah that's a big boat. Waffle: FUCKING ELVES PwotMoose: goddamned Elves and their butterfly ships Yin: Eh, an 18 isn't too bad. handofevil: OH GOD IT'S PEWING SparkyMarky: We need to get the hell out of here Yin: Waffle you don't know where the bridge is, we've only seen two rooms. SparkyMarky: We don't even know what a bridge is Waffle: Argh Waffle: I keep forgetting Yin: Well, actually yeah I was about to say nautical ships but they don't have them either, maybe, unsure. Waffle: The last time I roleplayed was in a space game thing Waffle: so I'm used to knowing the ins and outs of a ship SparkyMarky: Yeah, but Wilco isn't Waffle: yeah I know, it's carrying over though Waffle: I'll try and stop now handofevil: "Fly us closer! I want to hit them with my sword!" Monoxx4real: Im fucked over if I let an honor bound, berserker VIRTUE OF VALOR DRAGONDUDE run from a battle against space sissies. Yin: I could always roll intimidate again. Yin: And again, and again, and again, and again. Waffle: for what? Monoxx4real: I could roll intimidate as well and scare you into following me blindly into battle Waffle: and I could roll intimidate and scare you into not dying in vain Waffle: vein? Waffle: whatever Monoxx4real: vain Waffle: thanks Yin: Or I could bluff. I've got bluff now too. SparkyMarky: This ship is soo getting captured SparkyMarky: if the boarding party doesn't get us the fighters will Yin: Which leads to a good question, how would we get away from the fighters in a shuttle? Monoxx4real: IG, is there some way I could use Dragon Breath to neutralize the stun gas or whatever it is? PwotMoose: They might be too occupied with the ship to bother us? Monoxx4real: They are gassing us Yin: Works for me. Monoxx4real: Have you never had some SWAT team come to your room? Monoxx4real: Standard procedure there handofevil: Guys. You forget we don't have stun gas where we come from handofevil: This looks like regular smoke to us Waffle: we see mysterious gas Waffle: instinct says "don't breath that shit" Heronius: people tend to avoid breathing regular smoke too. Heronius: it hurts the lungs Waffle: yeah that too PwotMoose: everyone is also forgetting that we don't know what space or asteroids of spaceships are, we're from a medieval world PwotMoose: which happens to have guitar amps Monoxx4real: Sort of like Zelda Yin: Magical guitar amps, ta das. PwotMoose: This is like if Lord of the Rings people got abducted by aliens PwotMoose: they wouldn't know what the fuck Monoxx4real: Well I certainly dont know what the fuck handofevil: :'( Monoxx4real: I assumed lasers were magic handofevil: Fortuna handofevil: I hate you so goddamn much Yin: I rolled a 1 too, blargh. Waffle: hah SparkyMarky: I love how all this space stuff is powered by magic Waffle: delf got 2 Yin: That's the lowest initiative roll I've ever rolled. Yin: Yeah we both rolled 1s, I have +9 though so it wasn't so bad for me. handofevil: I hate the fuck out of fortuna Fortuna: Don't be a bad sport. handofevil: It used to be handofevil: "Can I hit waffle?" handofevil: Now it's Waffle: "No don't do that!" handofevil: "1d20+11 v waffle ac" Waffle: arlge blarfle SparkyMarky: let's try that out SparkyMarky: 1d20+11 Fortuna: SparkyMarky, 1d20+11: [16] = 27 SparkyMarky: I kill waffle Waffle: damg Waffle: damn* Waffle: I come back from the dead to murder sparky handofevil: 1d20+11 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+11: [18] = 29 Waffle: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+10: [5] = 15 Waffle: I murder you Waffle: wait no Waffle: that was delf handofevil: WOO! I FUCKING WIN AGAINST WAFFLE Waffle: fortuna is mad at me handofevil: Fortuna Yin: I wonder why. handofevil: Have I ever told you that I love you handofevil: Be my waifu Monoxx4real: Wait Monoxx4real: if it mets my AC Monoxx4real: that's a hit? handofevil: It hits Monoxx4real: fuck Monoxx4real: ok Waffle: har har handofevil: Trust me. I took 28 damage because something matched my aC Waffle: good thing my AC is 21 SparkyMarky: I just realised, those gun elves are gonna be pissed at me handofevil: My AC is a mere 18 Yin: Maybe. handofevil: But my HP is a whooping 38 Waffle: mine is 25 Waffle: 35* handofevil: I'm going to sink a large amount of points into con when I hit level 4 Waffle: me too Waffle: no wait Waffle: I'm going to... Waffle: hmmm Waffle: monoxx Monoxx4real: Are these assholes going akimbo? Waffle: did you use your defender aura? Monoxx4real: Yeah, but we were hit handofevil: yes they are Waffle: grr Monoxx4real: doesnt work if they attack you or an ally with the aura active handofevil: Con affects my Dragon Breath damage Monoxx4real: Hey dont complain, Waffle, thats our job Vyrwolf: Focus on the gunners first--it's best to keep the fire pounding them. Monoxx4real: the whole point of the aura is having them attack us Monoxx4real: instead of, say, the sissy ass furry lizard with a pet dog. Waffle: I'm going to sink some points into dexterity Waffle: it's better to not get hit at all then have the health to survive it handofevil: I might put a few points in to dex and str also handofevil: But not much SparkyMarky: I don't know if I see the logic in our stealth character being a 7 foot tall hyena. SparkyMarky: It is awesome though Yin: Caan Igfig not seem y words? Waffle: I am going to try something Waffle: Hello Fortuna Waffle: hmm Waffle: Go fuck yourself Fortuna Fortuna: Don't be a bad sport. Waffle: HAH Waffle: I see how it works now Alouicious: I think you are a nice person, fortuna Waffle: I want to fuck you fortuna Fortuna: Excuse me? Waffle: you heard me handofevil: IGFIG YOU CANNOT SEE US Monoxx4real: IG Monoxx4real: DUDE Vyrwolf: This is hilarious. Slim_Titties: THORN! Yin: I attacked. Slim_Titties: WHO IS THORN?! Heronius: Igfig cannot hear us Yin: Yo. Heronius: slim either it seems SparkyMarky: YIN IS THORN Yin: Yar, and I attacked. Heronius: This is rather odd Slim_Titties: THORN I HATE YOU! Yin: It seems Igfig can't see us. Yin: Why? SparkyMarky: OR SLIM Slim_Titties: Also Yin: What did I do? SparkyMarky: draw please Fortuna: SparkyMarky drew ONLY A FLESH WOUND (U) Fortuna: Play when you make a death saving throw. You gain a +5 bonus to that death saving throw. SparkyMarky: wow Slim_Titties: Nothing. Slim_Titties: Drey Yin: I like that card. Heronius: When do we start doing the card thing? Waffle: draw please Fortuna: Waffle drew CRAFTY STRIKE (U) Fortuna: Play when your at-will or encounter attack power hits an enemy granting you combat advantage. You gain a +4 bonus to the power's damage roll against the enemy. Waffle: fuck that sucks Slim_Titties: Thorn you attacked? SparkyMarky: probably best not to spam it now, we want the surprise Yin: Yeah. handofevil: draw please Fortuna: handofevil drew BEAT FEET (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you can take a move action up to your speed+2. You cannot end this movement adjacent to an enemy. Waffle: I don't know how combat advantage works in this new system Slim_Titties: OK Yin: I suppose it got lost in the log with all the igfig yelling. Slim_Titties: Drey then handofevil: What about me Slim_Titties: Gonna run your turn from here handofevil: Alright handofevil: Where am I in relation to everyone else? handofevil: as in my allies Yin: What about my turn? Slim_Titties: Nothing Slim_Titties: You had your turn I made a mistake Slim_Titties: Drey, no clue Yin: I haven't actually done my turn though all the way, I rolled once and then the whole Igfig not seeing me happened. Slim_Titties: Oh handofevil: Alright. Well as a standard action, I'm going to use Nature's ABundance handofevil: Oh. I'll wait then Slim_Titties: Drey hold that Slim_Titties: Thorn go Slim_Titties: Attack a bitch Waffle: oh hey I just got an idea Waffle: think we could intimidate these guys into giving up and then looting their armor? handofevil: Okay. He's doing it in ICC Heronius: no Heronius: also shut up waffle Waffle: we could try Slim_Titties: Thorn do it here Waffle: from what I hear we have some strong intimidators here Monoxx4real: Maybe when all are dead Monoxx4real: we can steal their shit handofevil: Well Ig is running his turn right now in IC SparkyMarky: My intimidate is 0. I am a pussy Waffle: haha Monoxx4real: Mine is 11 Monoxx4real: Im a beast Waffle: mine is 9 Monoxx4real: A sexy, SEXY beast Waffle: what is your charisma monoxx? Monoxx4real: uh Monoxx4real: 17 Waffle: mine is 16 Monoxx4real: HAH Waffle: I put the extra point into int handofevil: I'm a goddamn tank handofevil: I don't need no fucking charisma Slim_Titties: OK Drey Monoxx4real: hand, got a link to the sheet? Slim_Titties: You here handofevil: Alright handofevil: nature's abundance Slim_Titties: You are between Thorn and Wilco handofevil: Effect: The burst creates a zone of plants that lasts until the end of the encounter. You and your allies have cover while within the zone. Slim_Titties: What is that? Waffle: hell yes Slim_Titties: OK handofevil: We can also attack from within there handofevil: According to the compindium Slim_Titties: What now then? handofevil: That's a standard Slim_Titties: Or is that it? handofevil: Can I hit the guns with my breath? handofevil: It's close burst 5 Slim_Titties: I don't think so handofevil: Can I move up and hit them? Slim_Titties: Sure handofevil: Alright. I move forward and hit the guns with my dragon breath handofevil: 1d20+11 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+11: [19] = 30 handofevil: !!!! Waffle: WOO PwotMoose: +11 to attack? handofevil: Yeah handofevil: I think... unless I did something wrong handofevil: Oh wait. It's only +9 PwotMoose: 8 PwotMoose: STR+2 PwotMoose: Your strength is +6 Slim_Titties: So what is the roll? handofevil: It's 11 then handofevil: Because of prof Slim_Titties: Eh? PwotMoose: Do weapon proficiencies count when the attack doesn't use them? Slim_Titties: 9 or 11? Yin: Probably not. Slim_Titties: No idea handofevil: Ah shit. I'm an idiot. It's +8 Slim_Titties: Roll again handofevil: So that's 27 instead of 30 handofevil: 1d20+8 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+8: [9] = 17 handofevil: vs ref PwotMoose: breathing isn't using your sword, right? PwotMoose: so would the +3 prof count? PwotMoose: the attack on his sheet says STR+2 Slim_Titties: Goddamit guys handofevil: You were right moose. It's +8 Monoxx4real: drey, move into IC Slim_Titties: It's a hit, OK? handofevil: MY ROLL IS 17 OR 27. CHOOSE ONE Monoxx4real: your turn handofevil: Alright handofevil: 1d6+2 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d6+2: [6] = 8 handofevil: How many do I roll? Slim_Titties: Just attack the one for now. handofevil: Well it's everyone in close burst 5 Waffle: including allies? handofevil: Yes Waffle: you fuck Slim_Titties: Are ther any allies in your range? handofevil: You're not in range waffle Waffle: ugh, this is why we need a map handofevil: I don't know where anyone is. I aimed it at the guns Waffle: I thought you were in the zone with me chesty and monoxx? Slim_Titties: Quit bitching Monoxx4real: Im next to the sword guys Slim_Titties: You hit 2 gunmen handofevil: 1d6+2 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d6+2: [5] = 7 Waffle: oh hey a map is being drawn handofevil: Alright. 7 and 8 damage handofevil: Finally handofevil: Nature's wrath. All ajacent enemies are marked handofevil: end turns handofevil: turn* Monoxx4real: Ok my turn is next, Im waiting for ig on the main chatroom Monoxx4real: Slim, question Slim_Titties: I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FO YOU?! Slim_Titties: Thank you... Monoxx4real: if I want to heal, do I use a surge as a minor action, or second wind? Slim_Titties: OK Slim_Titties: Uhhh.... Heronius: second wind Monoxx4real: second wind, right? Which heals as much as a surge? Heronius: you can only use surges if someone heals you Heronius: or during a rest Monoxx4real: ok Monoxx4real: thanks Heronius: second wind uses a surge Monoxx4real: Ok thanks Monoxx4real: I kinda forgot how surges worked Monoxx4real: remember now Waffle: monoxx do you need healing Waffle: ? Slim_Titties: I think I'm gonna have to bail early guys Slim_Titties: My internet is being a whore handofevil: Guys. We're safe in the green circles Igfig: not safe, but you have cover Igfig: so safer SparkyMarky: Safe-ish Slim_Titties: I'll take hero here when brigs shows up Waffle: heh, good thing I can't move then Monoxx4real: Man we're kicking some elf ass PwotMoose: It looks like Hero is going in the IC PwotMoose: so I'll go here Slim_Titties: Hero go PwotMoose: Hero is going in the IC PwotMoose: I'm in here, I guess Waffle: so I go here? Waffle: oh him Waffle: okay Heronius: brigs can go in Ic Heronius: I'm done Slim_Titties: Then walker here handofevil: Hero. Damage handofevil: Nat one... Heronius: Was looking up my numbers Slim_Titties: WALKER! Slim_Titties: LANA! Slim_Titties: LANAAAAA! Waffle: walker isn't here Slim_Titties: Fine, Wilco Waffle: wait, they might Waffle: I don't remember, who is walker in ooc? Yin: Yar, so a thought has come to my brain. We're doing alright in this fight, but we're probably going to end up in the escape shuttle anyways. Yin: Vyrwolf. Waffle: oh okay Waffle: so my turn then? Slim_Titties: Hell if I know Slim_Titties: Yes Slim_Titties: Your turn Waffle: okay Monoxx4real: Waffle, try and hit the sword dudes Slim_Titties: Walker fell asleep Waffle: I can't move, so use Eldritch Bolt on EG4 Yin: You're standing right next to them, why would you use a ranged attack? Waffle: I thought they were dead Waffle: slim can I take that back? Slim_Titties: Who were you attacking? Waffle: no one! never mind! Slim_Titties: Walker is here now? Yin: Yup. Waffle: yeah but he's doing his turn in ic Slim_Titties: Uhg Slim_Titties: New attack then Waffle Waffle: is Dreyuger bloodied Waffle: ? handofevil: I have no damage Slim_Titties: No cluue Waffle: or chesty or sark? handofevil: Noone has hit me at all Monoxx4real: Im almost at full HP Slim_Titties: I don't know any of the PC HP handofevil: And remember, we're safe in the circles Monoxx4real: I think Thorn is Waffle: crap Monoxx4real: I think thorn is bloodied Yin: Yup. Waffle: I know, but I might be able to use a power if someone within 5 squares is bloodied Alouicious: I am not damaged, to my knowledge Waffle: Good! Waffle: okay Monoxx4real: Waffle, just try and attack the sword dudes next to you Waffle: I know Monoxx4real: swordies are mostly unhurt yet, we should soften them up Waffle: I'll use vengeful strike against ES4 Waffle: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+10: [5] = 15 Slim_Titties: Right on Slim_Titties: Nope Waffle: crap Waffle: fortuna is still mad at me Slim_Titties: He holds his sword vertically, deflecting the attack Waffle: was that a standard? Waffle: (I forgot to put that in for a few powes, I'll do that now) Waffle: powers* Slim_Titties: I donno. Was it? PwotMoose: if it's an attack, probably Slim_Titties: THen yes Waffle: then end turn handofevil: ES4 is dead handofevil: I mean EG2 Vyrwolf: DEAD. Waffle: what? Waffle: oh Slim_Titties: Dudes, I'm headed out My internet is lagging like a bitch and I'm tired Igfig: Waffle, are you still figuring out what to do? handofevil: Alright. Move to IC waffle PwotMoose: Alrighty, bye Slim Heronius: night slim Igfig: night slim Yin: Hey Waffle, tell Igfig what you did on your turn. Waffle: also, I can't seem to find cavalier in HotFL Igfig: it's in hotfk Waffle: that is what I meant Igfig: and why are you reading books int he middle of the game Waffle: wait no Waffle: hmmm Waffle: because I forgot to add the type of action to some powers long ago Waffle: and never got to it Waffle: well sonova bitch, I don't have fallen kingdom Waffle: where can I download it? Heronius: http://www.4shared.com/dir/Wm3JO1Sz/DD_4E_.html# Waffle: you rock Heronius: I know. SparkyMarky: I FUCKED UP Waffle: HOW Waffle: ? Heronius: He just shot the hell out of chesty and sark Monoxx4real: But Monoxx4real: IM chesty Monoxx4real: this sucks SparkyMarky: FORTUUUNA Yin: He got a crit on Chesty. SparkyMarky: well, it's actualy my fault Waffle: want me to take the damage for you? SparkyMarky: You guys can take it, you're sturdy Waffle: I have a power that does it Monoxx4real: I know waffle, so do I Monoxx4real: dont worry Monoxx4real: I have HP to spare Waffle: okay Waffle: thanks, I have 18 hp left handofevil: You know what I just realized guys handofevil: I made 3 plant clusters rise up from fucking metal Monoxx4real: I have 21 SparkyMarky: I could make roots come up handofevil: 38 I WIN handofevil: I'll be making earth spikes come up on my turn Waffle: WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU Waffle: I'll heal chesty handofevil: Also, what should I do for my minor guys. I don't have anything I can use now Waffle: then drink a healing potion SparkyMarky: can't believe I shot my allies Waffle: dunno SparkyMarky: good hits too Waffle: haha Monoxx4real: Sparky, you're a dick handofevil: I hit you with dragon breath once Monoxx4real: who's your PC? SparkyMarky: Lucas handofevil: I made you prone I think Monoxx4real: because mine hates you now SparkyMarky: fair enough, I deserve it SparkyMarky: I deserve to be lying down and hated Waffle: no no Waffle: I'll heal him with my minor Waffle: then kill an elf Waffle: it'll all be good handofevil: Guys. What should I do for a minor? Waffle: let me see your sheet Waffle: or not!! handofevil: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8459 handofevil: Sorry Waffle: so you're going to be using thorn strike right? Waffle: (also wow you have a lot of powers) handofevil: Earth spike Waffle: why not use dragon breath Waffle: ? handofevil: Used it already Alouicious: Shit, I need to be off now Yin: Ouchies to the latest critical. Waffle: um Yin: Poor poor Chesty, first a critical friendly fire, and then a critical sword. Waffle: why do you have heavy shield in magic items? handofevil: Because there's not a second armor slot Heronius: Thorn, kill the last gunelf Waffle: okay SparkyMarky: If he doesn't, I will redeem myself Waffle: I'm gunna go, it's nearly midnight and I have school in the morning Waffle: night yall Vyrwolf: Hooray for Blade Runner references! Vyrwolf: And bye! PwotMoose: *cue cheesy Blade Runner keyboard music* Monoxx4real: Shit Monoxx4real: I cant believe I'll say this but Monoxx4real: I needed Waffle Monoxx4real: he could have healed me PwotMoose: gasp Monoxx4real: Fuck Im at minus 4 HP handofevil: Where are you again? Monoxx4real: the big C on the map Monoxx4real: next to sword dudes handofevil: I'd do it if it was a minor action Monoxx4real: Does minues 4 HP kill me or am I just lying on the ground complaining about my broken body and cursing at Lucas? SparkyMarky: That Vyrwolf: You're unconcious SparkyMarky: The latter SparkyMarky: Cursing in your sleep handofevil: What are you bloodied at? Heronius: minus half your max kills you Vyrwolf: Also, spend an action point, HOE, to heal. Monoxx4real: Someone heal meeee handofevil: Oh hey. I could do that Monoxx4real: I already spent my second wind PwotMoose: Negative bloodied is dead SparkyMarky: If no one else heals him, I will handofevil: Guys. I need something to do as a minor SparkyMarky: Damn the danger Heronius: HoE, think for yourself handofevil: Looks like I won't be doing a minor this turn Heronius: How much HP do you have? Heronius: Cause I am going to set you on fire. handofevil: 38 Heronius: perfect Heronius: or you could get out of that region Heronius: cause I am going to fill it with fire handofevil: That sucks Yin: Yup. Yin: Oh damn I forgot about the action point. Yin: I could have made that sudden leap into a jump attack. Vyrwolf: :( Monoxx4real: FUCK MEEEEe SparkyMarky: I will try to heal you, believe me handofevil: Set the entire room on fire hero Monoxx4real: I hate fortuna Monoxx4real: with a passion Heronius: would if I could HoW PwotMoose: Lucas or Hero, do you want to fly into the room with me? Literally? Heronius: I only need to shift one space PwotMoose: er, nevermind handofevil: THORN Yin: Yo.