Vyrwolf: Oh shit.
Vyrwolf: I totally forgot about this.
Vyrwolf: DAMN YOU TABS
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SparkyMarky: What did I miss
Vyrwolf: So what happened last session? Last canon session
SparkyMarky: We stole a space ship
Vyrwolf: Good enough for me
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Waffle was kicked by Igfig.
Vyrwolf: By the way:
Heronius: ?
Vyrwolf: http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-7-at-the-price-of-oblivion
Vyrwolf: Suggested music for everyone!
Vyrwolf: Especially Earthsea Borealis
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Waffle: Sorry, facebook decided to crash firefox, and then I couldn't get back into mibbit
SparkyMarky: I swear drey always has the lowest initiative
SparkyMarky: It's uncanny
handofevil: Well I only have a +1 bonus
Heronius: So do I
handofevil: Fortuna doesn't seem to like campaign drey
Waffle: I think you should activate some of Drey's world famous flirt
handofevil: Fortuna is not a lesbian that I'm aware of
Waffle: Go try
Heronius: Do you like girls fortuna?
Waffle: Fortuna rolls both ways
Waffle: GET IT?
Waffle: ROLLS
Waffle: DICE
handofevil slaps waffle
Heronius: <3 Fortuna
Waffle: Oh come on that was good
handofevil: I love you fortuna
Fortuna blushes.
Waffle: I KNEW IT
Waffle: SEE
dreyrugr_nott: I love you fortuna
Fortuna blushes.
dreyrugr_nott: Well what do you know
dreyrugr_nott: Me and fortuna will be right back
Waffle: oh dear lord
dreyrugr_nott walks into the back room with fortuna
Waffle: Hey Fortuna, Drey said you were fat
Waffle: fuck
black: WILCO
Waffle: Hello
Waffle: Haha, Drey is black
black_dynamite: YOU'RE IN TROUBLE YOU JIVE TURKEY
Waffle: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
black_dynamite: BOY. DREY TOLD ME EVERYTHING
black_dynamite: Line up for a fight
Waffle: TOLD YOU WHAT?
Waffle: I DID NOTHING
black_dynamite: I HEARD HOW YOU CALLED ME DUMB
black_dynamite: IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASS BOY
Waffle: huh?
black_dynamite: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Waffle: (How would drey know that?)
black_dynamite: Roll init
black_dynamite: 1d20+6
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20+6: [12] = 18
Waffle: Wait
Waffle: how would Drey know that
black_dynamite: Drey is all knowing
black_dynamite: As am I
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Waffle: Wait, but I'm waffle! Not Wilco
Waffle: SHIIITT
Waffle: 1d20 for init
Fortuna: Waffle, for init: [3] = 3
Waffle: CRAP
black_dynamite: HAHA
Waffle: I'm human, with 10 con
Waffle: so I have.... 25 health
Waffle: shit
black_dynamite: "Drey, I'm gonna leave his jive turkey to you! He's not worth my time"
Waffle: wait wait
slim_titties: So Hero is flying the ship?
black_dynamite: And with that Black Dynamite jumps out the window
Waffle: AND WITH THAT I TURN INTO A GOD DAMN DRAGON
Heronius: Yes I am flying the ship
Waffle: I can't wait for Brigsby to kill an enemy
handofevil: Waffle
Waffle: I'll say "Don't get cocky!"
handofevil: You wanted to fight drey
Waffle: I did not
dreyrugr_nott: Wilco wanted to fight drey
SparkyMarky: If anything, me and Hero are Han and Chewie
Waffle: I don't want to fight anyone
dreyrugr_nott: Just a simple pvp match in here
Waffle: Can't we all just be friends?
SparkyMarky: Wilco can be R2D"
SparkyMarky: R2D2
dreyrugr_nott: R2D2 is awesome though
Heronius: But he doesn't speak.
SparkyMarky: He just makes random noises
SparkyMarky: Kind of like Wilco now
Waffle: Guys do you want to try and invade the Elven ship?
SparkyMarky: Depends if we can beat their escort
SparkyMarky: If we do, might as well
Waffle: We'll see...
dreyrugr_nott: Waffle
dreyrugr_nott: You're fucking insane
Waffle: No no
Waffle: you see
Waffle: if we take control of their ship
Waffle: then we can use it to enter the planet without being shot down
Waffle: then we can raid the planet more easily
Waffle: kill the king
Waffle: and save rock and roll forever
SparkyMarky: I think it'll be a while before we save rock and roll
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SparkyMarky: We need a build up, adventures, planning
handofevil2: Hey handofevil
handofevil2: Fuck off
handofevil2: You are fat
handofevil2: and gay
handofevil2: more so then waffle
SparkyMarky: I just remembered, isn't that Gratch ship about to go nuclear?
Heronius: yes
PwotMoose: it already did
Igfig: Partly
Igfig: I mean, Partly
Igfig: have to speak in red
handofevil2: Ig
handofevil2: Can you kick handofevil
Igfig: The fromt bit is still intact
handofevil2: he's the really fat guy
handofevil was kicked by Igfig.
handofevil2: Take that you fat bastard
handofevil2: Oh fuck off mibbit
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Yin: Have I missed anything?
handofevil2: Wilco trying to kill us all
SparkyMarky: We're flying the ship away from Elves
Waffle: There we go
handofevil2: He wants us to invade the elven ship with our small ship
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Yin: Sounds like a plan thought up by WAffle.
Waffle2: what the hell, both chats are ooc
Yin: Nope only this one.
PwotMoose: those flitters moved really far
Waffle2: can someone tell igfig that both chats are OOC for me?
SparkyMarky: REALLY far
Yin: Oh I should roll initiative.
SparkyMarky: Reload the page or something
Waffle2: I have
Waffle2: and closed the window and all that stuff
Waffle2: I'll try again
Heronius: try rejoinging
SparkyMarky: Or open it in mibbit, instead of here
Waffle2: okay it;s fixed
Yin: Alright, so I shall have to roll initiative, yar.
Waffle2: what happened while mibbit was exploding?
SparkyMarky: We're under attack
handofevil: We shoved you out the airlock
SparkyMarky: Also, quick brag. That Lego house on the Cracked front page? I HELPED BUILD IT
handofevil: K
Waffle2: I haven't read a cracked article in nearly a week
handofevil: What the fuck waffle
Waffle2: I don't know, I just haven't felt like reading any
Waffle2: all those fan fictions are getting to my head
PwotMoose: I don't really read the articles, I just go to the forum
Waffle2: I'm at #125
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PwotMoose: Whoever tells me not to get cocky when I blow this guy up is getting a lightning bolt up the ass
SparkyMarky: It will most likely be me
SparkyMarky: I am claiming the role of Han
PwotMoose: Better coat your ass in rubber then
Waffle2: I was actually going to say that
Waffle2: if you look at the logs I said that a while aog
Waffle2: ago*
Heronius: You are not Han Solo.
Waffle2: I'm wilco
SparkyMarky: Yes I am Hero, and you're Chewie
SparkyMarky: What a pair we make
Yin: I thought I was the tall hairy guy?
PwotMoose: I'm pretty sure Thorn is Chewie
Heronius: You are indeed
PwotMoose: Hero is Obi-Wan
Heronius: I am the wise man intuned with the powers of the universe
SparkyMarky: i was about to say, that works
Yin: Only without the dying preferably.
Heronius: Obi-wan as fuck.
PwotMoose: and I'm an electric Ewok
PwotMoose: or Yoda
SparkyMarky: R2D2?
PwotMoose: I'm Yoda, if Yoda had lightning
SparkyMarky: We need a Luke. And maybe a Leia.
SparkyMarky: And a C3PO
Yin: Would Drey be Leia?  And Wilco can be C3PO.
PwotMoose: Drey is that singer in the beginning of RotJ
handofevil: I am Leia
Yin: Ah I see.
handofevil: Totally
SparkyMarky: I just realised, if I'm Han, then I need a Boba Fett
PwotMoose: Adam will be your Boba Fett
PwotMoose: You can't introduce all the characters at once
SparkyMarky: I need an enemy, a rival
SparkyMarky: Adam would be my ally
PwotMoose: allies can be rivals
Yin: Yar.
Heronius: So Adam is Lando?
SparkyMarky: Not enemies though
SparkyMarky: Black Dynamite is Lando
PwotMoose: forced to cooperate because of the social situation?
Igfig: No, black.
PwotMoose: what?
Yin: Black Dynamite is black, Lando is the only black guy in Star Wars.
PwotMoose: What about Mace Windu
Yin: Who is dead.
PwotMoose: and that one X-Wing pilot
Heronius: prequel's don't count.
PwotMoose: There was a black X-Wing pilot
Yin: Didn't he die?
Yin: I'm assuming he did, also he didn't have a name.
PwotMoose: ...yeah, he got blown up
Yin: And there we go.
Heronius: I think we are channeling the point of time in which the Millennium Falcon is fighting those tie fighters.
PwotMoose: Like I said, whoever tells me not to get cocky is getting a singed ass
Waffle2 resists
SparkyMarky: Waffle, it's my job
Waffle: Yeah you're right
Waffle: do it
Waffle: and do it HARD
SparkyMarky: I will
SparkyMarky: I don't see how I can't not do it
handofevil: http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-7-at-the-price-of-oblivion
PwotMoose: Ig is going to have to set up a rule about Star Wars references
PwotMoose: My pop culture reference was what killed the intercom back on the ship
SparkyMarky: Normal D&D suffers from Lord of the Rings and Monty Python
SparkyMarky: This campaign will suffer from Star Wars
Heronius: And Space Balls
SparkyMarky: We need the Schwartz
PwotMoose: My intercom-killing reference wasn't even Star Wars or anything, it was an Orson Welles pea commercial
SparkyMarky: That was great
SparkyMarky: I remember linking a video of the Critic
PwotMoose: yeah, that was a great session
handofevil: Alright
Yin: It might not have killed the intercom, may have happened anyways.
handofevil: I don't think there's much I can do
Yin: You can be out there for support.
SparkyMarky: Ready an attack to hit the Elves when they land
Waffle: I'll shoot an eldritch bolt at them before they can get in
PwotMoose: They go next
PwotMoose: They'll be in before you can
handofevil: Waffle
handofevil: Did you already raid the fridge?
Waffle: Yes
Waffle: I have some meats on me
Waffle: and some beer
SparkyMarky: Drey, just go up to the back of the ship and ready an attack to hit them when they land
handofevil: That's what I'm doing
Waffle: he thought the fridge was the door
handofevil: No
Waffle: oh right
Waffle: yeah
Waffle: never mind
Waffle: I looked at the picture wrong
PwotMoose: Far just shot the flitter pilot
PwotMoose: awesome
handofevil: We should raid it with our jet packs
handofevil: which we'll get when we kill the guys
Waffle: We don't have the jetpacks yet
Waffle: yeah
Waffle: steal that ship
Waffle: then we can have two people attacking them
PwotMoose: No
PwotMoose: let's not make this too complicated
Waffle: split their forces
PwotMoose: also you don't know how to even use jetpacks
Waffle: we can experiment
PwotMoose: these elves are marines who probably were trained to use them
Heronius: also their ships don't have weapons
Yin: I'm all for stealing the jetpacks, but attempting to board a faster smaller ship using devices we don't have practice with seems like a one way trip to the void of space.
PwotMoose: exactly
PwotMoose: So
Waffle: okay okay
Yin: Plus we won't be able to breath in the space between ships.
Waffle: let's steal the jetpacks though
handofevil: We can if we have space armor
Waffle: just for the sake of having the jetpacks
handofevil: Which I happen to have strapped on to me
PwotMoose: Although, Wilco can certainly try to take the flitter
Waffle: huh?
PwotMoose: but if you miss, we're not guaranteeing we'll come back
Waffle: I don't have space armor
PwotMoose: Doesn't mean you can't try
handofevil: I have a dead elf strapped to me
Waffle: oh yeah I forgot about that
handofevil: This dead elf lets me breath in space
Yin: Great, only squishy people are on the actual porch.
Waffle: who was it that said that they would say don't get cocky
Waffle: ?
Yin: Well, I'm a not so squishy thief, but I'm still squishy.
Yin: Sparks.
SparkyMarky: I'm saying it
SparkyMarky: I'm totally saying it
Waffle: okay
SparkyMarky: When the time comes
PwotMoose: Hmm... If I use the turret while they're in the porch, that would probably provoke OAs
PwotMoose: because I'm using a ranged attack in melee range
PwotMoose: which means it's time for Brigs to finally use his sword
Waffle: the vibroblades?
PwotMoose: The d'Aubnatri Family Sword
Waffle: what is that?
PwotMoose: the sword I took from Captain Sir St. James Belie d'Aubnatri
Waffle: Uhh... who is that
SparkyMarky: That pussy
PwotMoose: actually, I might just hit them with my staff
Yin: That elf guard captain from the tavern.
PwotMoose: same damage
Waffle: oh okay
SparkyMarky: Your staff does the same damage as a sword?
PwotMoose: 1d8
Fortuna: PwotMoose, 1d8: [7] = 7
Heronius: the sword is plus one and gets a 1d6 on a crit
PwotMoose: I'm not proficient with it
PwotMoose: I'm proficient with the staff
handofevil: My readied attack failed :(
PwotMoose: at least you tried
handofevil: Oh well
Yin: Yar.
Yin: You were closer to hitting then my pot shot at them?
SparkyMarky: Brigs, run the hell away
Igfig: That longsword is actually better than a regular +1 magic weapon
PwotMoose: I can't run without provoking a billion OAs
Igfig: look on the campaign wiki
PwotMoose: But I'm not proficient with it, so I only get like +2 to hit
PwotMoose: while with my staff, I get +3
PwotMoose: so really, melee is a bad option for me
handofevil: You could always give it to me
PwotMoose: NEVER
handofevil: or someone else who is profficent with long swords
Heronius: trust me, use the sword
PwotMoose: I beat the dude, I took his sword, it's my loot
Waffle: I can use long swords
Yin: Use the sword Brigsby, trust in your fealings.
PwotMoose: there can be only one
PwotMoose: That was supposed to be Hero's line
PwotMoose: he's Obi-Wan
Yin: We're not in the campaign down here, yar.
Waffle: DUH
Heronius: Whatever, stop being stupid.
Yin: You duh.
PwotMoose: fuck Bolero
Yin: ?
Waffle: Bolero of fire
PwotMoose: the song
PwotMoose: just Bolero
Yin: Alright.
Heronius: I like Bolero
handofevil: EFhrk is playing timecop
Waffle: FUUCCKKK
Waffle: Okay
Yin: The one with that one guy?  I can't remember his name.
Waffle: Igfig am I going down here?
Waffle: Timecop?
Yin: Up there.
Yin: That guy with the accent.
Igfig: Or we can do stuff here, either way
Igfig: Wilco, what's doing?
SparkyMarky: What on earth should I do?
Waffle: hmmm
SparkyMarky: Where do we need to go?
Waffle: I will go onto the platform thingy
Waffle: that the elves and what's his name and what's his face is on
Waffle: Use Defender aura
PwotMoose: find a hole in a big asteroid
PwotMoose: hide in it
Waffle: And I'll use valient strike on Elf 1
Waffle: 1d20+9 for hit
Fortuna: Waffle, for hit: [5] = 14
Igfig: Okay waffle, go for it
Waffle: shit
Waffle: is that enough?
Igfig: Really, only +9?
PwotMoose: VALIANT
PwotMoose: A
PwotMoose: THERE'S AN A
PwotMoose: sorry
Heronius: Also, call it AC
Waffle: yes, +7 hit on the sword
Waffle: then +2
Igfig: There are three enemies adjacent to you, though
Igfig: so +3
Waffle: It goes by alli- IT GOES BY ENEMIES
Igfig: not +2
Waffle: so that means I rolled a 15
Waffle: vs ac
Igfig: Still a miss, I'm afraid
Waffle: okay
Waffle: I'll use heroic effort
Waffle: is 19 enough?
Igfig: Yep
Waffle: cool
Waffle: I'll add holy smite to this then
Igfig: uh
Waffle: ?
Waffle: What?
Igfig: You have to declare that before you roll the attack
Waffle: Oh
Waffle: I didn't know that
Waffle: Okay never mind that then
Waffle: I'll roll normal
Igfig: You should read your sheet sometime
Waffle: 1d8+3 damage
Fortuna: Waffle, damage: [4] = 7
Igfig: okee
Waffle: the power never says I need to say it before hand
Igfig: It says you use it when you target an enemy
Heronius: It does
Heronius: yeah
Igfig: first you target the enemy, then you roll to hit, then you roll damage
Waffle: I thought that meant when I hit
Igfig: no
Waffle: Okay
Heronius: I thought we explained this before.
Waffle: No
Waffle: well maybe
Waffle: I forget
Igfig: While we wait for Slim to do the rest of Brigsby's stuff, Heronius, you want to start your turn?
handofevil: Doo Dee Doo
Heronius: Sure
Heronius: Do all the elves just have those short swords?
Igfig: ye
Igfig: s
Heronius: bleh
Heronius: Erupting Flare on EP2
Heronius: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+6: [10] = 16
Heronius: vs ref
Igfig: Ep2?  I'm not sure you can see him through the door
Heronius: who can I see?
Yin: Looks like 3.
Igfig: looks like 1, and 3 with cover
Yin: Maybe 1.
Heronius: 1 then
Heronius: 16 vs ref
Igfig: Aye, that's a hit
Heronius: 1d10+6
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d10+6: [5] = 11
Heronius: anyone who ends their turn adjacent to E1 takes 5 damage
Igfig: Anyone, or just any enemy?
Heronius: anyone
Waffle: where is G1?
Igfig: O_O
Waffle: E1
Waffle: and igfig does it?
Yin: So,  umm...  you just set the balcony on fire so we can't stay out here and use the turret on flitters?
Waffle: oh god dammit...
Heronius: what? no
Heronius: It only stays till the end of his turn
Heronius: and its only 5
Yin: Oh okay.
handofevil: Am I ajacent to E1?
PwotMoose: everyone on the porch is adjacent to E1
Heronius: Move before you end your turn there.
Heronius: Just shift out.
Igfig: Drey is not on the porch, in fact
handofevil: Oh hey!
handofevil: Ig!
Igfig: Hello?
Yin: Party.
Heronius: besides. only far and thorn have to worr
handofevil: If I was in the right postition
Heronius: y
Heronius: it ends at the end of the elves turn.
handofevil: Could I pull one of the elves off with thorn strike?
Igfig: Certainly, Hands
handofevil: Oh awesome
handofevil: Now I need to figure out where I need to be
Igfig: And Hero, what of your minor and move actions?
Heronius: Can't really move the ship with another one right in front of it.
Igfig: Sure you can
Heronius: hmm..
SparkyMarky: We're in space
Igfig: SHips don't usually have melee attacks
SparkyMarky: sideways
Igfig: so they can't make OAs against other ships
Heronius: fine, ill use my minor and move to move the ship
Waffle: can you guys see my text? I think the internet exploded
Heronius: I'll try to use those asteeroids to break line of sight.
Heronius: or something.
Heronius: I can't see you at all waffle.
Waffle: Can you?
Igfig: I can see you waffle
Waffle: Okay
Igfig: something about cheese?
Waffle: uhh, sure
Igfig: Sure, Hero
SparkyMarky: Do I have to help with this ship movement?
Igfig: not unless Hero tries something complicated
Heronius: Wasn't planning on it.
Heronius: I just got this ship, no need to go breaking it.
Igfig: you help automatically just by spending a move action on your turn, lucas
SparkyMarky: I didn't move on my turn
Igfig: you were in the chair and you didn't get up and leave
Heronius: Then you use it now I guess.
SparkyMarky: Ahh, cool
Heronius: Yeah, that.
handofevil: AH HELL NO
handofevil: They be shooting our tour bus
Yin: I think this ship is a bit small for the tour bus, we'll have to upgrade.
SparkyMarky: This is just a shuttle
Yin: Precisely.
Waffle: is there a keyboard command that does alt+tab, except switches between tabs?
Heronius: No.
Waffle: damn
SparkyMarky: We need to find out how to buff that shield
SparkyMarky: Is anyone magical who isn't Hero?
Heronius: You wish.
PwotMoose: I am
PwotMoose: but my Arcana is bad
PwotMoose: well
PwotMoose: not bad
Waffle: I have a magical attack
PwotMoose: but not good
Waffle: that's it
PwotMoose: He's the trained Wizard, I'm the untrained Sorceror
SparkyMarky: I think we can take second best
PwotMoose: What are you wanting me to do?
Vyrwolf: Guys, who should I shoot with my next attack? Which E?
SparkyMarky: Buff the shield
SparkyMarky: If we need it
Heronius: kill the one who has the lowest HP
PwotMoose: Well, I'm kinda trapped on the porch right now
Waffle: which elf is on fire
Heronius: E1
Waffle: mmkay
PwotMoose: don't you leave me in here
Yin: Wilco can take the hit better then I, if I took that damage I'd be bloodied.
Waffle: hat damage?
Waffle: what*
PwotMoose: I was talking to Waffle
PwotMoose: the burning elf
Waffle: Either way I can use a power to take the damage
Yin: Yar I know.
PwotMoose: are you paying attention... at all?
Waffle: I won't, I'm going to kill that elf
Waffle: No, I'm watching the livestream
PwotMoose: The effect will probably still last
Heronius: You don't need to worry.
Heronius: It wears off at the end of his turn
Waffle: I still want to kill him
Heronius: go ahead
Heronius: Yay! Critical Hit!
Waffle: how do you know?
Waffle: Because it was higher then a certain number?
Heronius: WHAT?!
Waffle: What?
PwotMoose: I'm confused
PwotMoose: what are we whating about
Heronius: You don't know how a critical hit works?
Waffle: What number does the roll have to be higher then to be a critical?
Heronius: Holy Shit
SparkyMarky: Godammit
Heronius: Someone get a screen shot
Waffle: all I remember is that the critical as to be higher
Waffle: You know I have short term memory right?
Heronius: wrong
SparkyMarky: ...
Heronius: A Critical hit is a natural 20.
Waffle: oh okay
Heronius: You made ig ragequit.
Waffle: Oh no, I didn't mean to
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Igfig: oops
Waffle: See? Apologies work
Heronius: More like pity.
Waffle: When I throw the elf out
Waffle: I'm going to say
Waffle: "Looks like it's getting a bit more SPACEy in here"
Heronius: You suck.
Waffle: I'm not very good with puns
SparkyMarky: You do know he has a jet pack, he'll just fly straight back
Heronius: But we could shoot him with the turret.
SparkyMarky: That would be pretty rad
Waffle: the elves turn is right after delf's
PwotMoose: gonna do that
Waffle: he will fly back in right there
SparkyMarky: I'll try then
PwotMoose: delf is on the edge now
Yin: Why not just say "Time to make a little space?"
Heronius: so? he uses up his move
SparkyMarky: I can slide people
Yin: Only without the question mark obviously.
PwotMoose: elf saved
Waffle: what does marking him do for you delf?
Yin: Let him smack people who don't attack him.
Waffle: So kind of like rightious radiance with defender aura
Waffle: ?
Igfig: similar
Waffle: Okjay
Waffle: Olkay
Waffle: OKAY
PwotMoose: why did he roll again
PwotMoose: ah
Waffle: does anyone have any fire attacks?
Yin: You need to ask?
Heronius: Hahahha
PwotMoose: I have lightning... so I guess if someone can spring a leak in his jetpack, I might be able to ignite it
PwotMoose: that's assuming it has fuel, and isn't powered by magic
PwotMoose: and also I'd rather not blow the end of our shuttle off
Waffle: No no
Heronius: I have lots of fire.
Waffle: you see, we push him out, at the other shuttel
Waffle: then we use the fire attack
Waffle: and explode their fillet
Heronius: I'm surprised that E1 didn't explode.
PwotMoose: how long does that fire bomb last?
Heronius: till the end of his turn.
Heronius: I've said that 6 times now.
Yin: AKA after this it's all done.
Yin: Actually it is already done since his turn is done.
PwotMoose: I haven't payed that much attention to the OOC
PwotMoose: also, I was doing my turn when you said the other 5
Waffle: I'm going to try and cut off the hanging elves fingers
Heronius: quetion ig.
Heronius: If the flitters look like that, could I get the pilot out of his seat?
PwotMoose: Thorn already shot him with something, so I assume you could
Heronius: If I can, I am going to murder these fuckers.
Yin: I didn't shoot at the flitters, Lucas did.
Yin: I shot at the elves on their way to boarding us.
PwotMoose: Lucas, Thorn, whatever
PwotMoose: wait, I thought I was the only gun on the ship
SparkyMarky: You're the big gun
PwotMoose: ok
Yin: I just have a pistol, Lucas has a rifle or a bow.
SparkyMarky: Laser rifle
PwotMoose: someone shot the pilot, that's what matters
handofevil: I have a laser rifle
Heronius: I am going to make the pilot jump out of his seat if I can.
handofevil: Throw wilco at his windshield
Waffle: I succeeded where you failed
Waffle: I stomped on his toes
Waffle: and knocked him off
Waffle: after getting a crit
PwotMoose: fingers
PwotMoose: is that how you do italics?
Igfig: That is your question?  Yes.
Waffle: sdadnsalds /dicks/
Waffle: aww yeah
Waffle: ghost dicks
PwotMoose: testing /testing/
PwotMoose: cool
Heronius: What about what now
Heronius: ?
Igfig: you can't get the pilot out of his seat, no
Heronius: dammit
Igfig: he's strapped in pretty well
Heronius: Killing him it is.
Igfig: you'd have to, like, get on his ship and cut up his seatbelt
Heronius: Can't hypnotise him to take it off?
Igfig: you'd have to full-on dominate him
Heronius: damn.
Heronius: How do I do that?
Igfig: with a higher-level power
Heronius: Thought so.
Igfig: I think you can get one at level 5
Heronius: Ah well.
PwotMoose: Is lucas just turning around in his seat and shooting?
Heronius: pretty much.
SparkyMarky: I'm doing it over my shoulder
Waffle: Igfig do you know the ingredients to brew a health potion? I want to replace the one I used
SparkyMarky: Actually it's a spinning chair, I spin 360 and shoot when I'm halfway
PwotMoose: when did you use one?
SparkyMarky: It's super rad
Waffle: Way back in...
Waffle: some time way back
Igfig: there's a bunch of stuff, but you can't do it right now waffle
PwotMoose: ...alrighty
Waffle: oh yeah when the gratch were first attacked
Igfig: also, there are potions in the fridge
Waffle: COOL
Waffle: I TAKE SOME
PwotMoose: NO
PwotMoose: YOU SHARE
handofevil: WAFFLE YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT
Waffle: Wait he's right
Waffle: we need to share
handofevil: YOU SAID YOUR RAIDED IT
Waffle: I DID
Waffle: I SAID I TOOK EVERYTHING
Waffle: oh gosh
Waffle: I have ten potions on me
Waffle: what should I do with them
Waffle: How many people are here?
Yin: Um...
handofevil: Give one to each of us
Waffle: okay
Yin: Yar.
PwotMoose: how do you have 10 potions
Igfig: Ten potions?  Where did you get that number?
Waffle: I dunno
Waffle: I just assumed
Waffle: I didn't actually have them anyways
PwotMoose: you said they were 50g each
Waffle: they are still in the fridge
Waffle: they are
Waffle: After this battle we need to distribute the potion
Waffle: potions*
Yin: Yes we do.
Heronius: I will likely need one, I am the squishiest.
Waffle: It depends on if there is enough
Waffle: But
Waffle: I agree
Waffle: if we have extras
Waffle: one should go to hero
Yin: I think potions should go first to the people who can't use second wind.
Waffle: I thought everyone could
Heronius: Everyone can.
Yin: Oh.
Waffle: Then an extra goes to hero
Waffle: what about thorn?
Yin: That would have been handy info.
handofevil: I need one
Waffle: He's a squishy halfling right?
Waffle: We are all getting on delf
Waffle: we are determining if we have extras
Heronius: Thorn is the gnoll
handofevil: Oh awesome
Yin: Yes, the 7 foot tall gnoll is a squishy halfling.
Waffle: oh...
Waffle: who's the squishy halfling?
Yin: I'm a bit squishy though.  Being a thief.
Heronius: Brigsby
Yin: Brigsby is, how do you not know these things?
Waffle: Then yin gets another
Waffle: as does brigsby
Waffle: after that it would go yin, delf, me
Waffle: I forget them
handofevil: How many extra's do we have?
Heronius: no idea
Waffle: I just put out an order
Heronius: We just know there are potions.
Waffle: in case we do
Yin: What are the stats for the turret so I know ahead of time?
Igfig: Light vehicle weapon (laser); proficiency +3; damage 4d6; range 10/20; load minor
Yin: Alright.
Waffle: 4d6
Fortuna: Waffle, 4d6: [4, 4, 3, 2] = 13
Waffle: wow
Igfig:  4d6 + Dex, mind you
Fortuna: Igfig, + Dex, mind you: [5, 3, 1, 2] = 11
Igfig: hehe
Yin: So for me it would be a 1d20+10 and 4d6+5, not 7 since finesse won't affect a turret.
Yin: Damage wise.
Waffle: Champion waffle
PwotMoose: Is Hero channeling his powers through the ship, or can we shoot the ships with powers from the shuttle?
Heronius: you can shoot at it too
handofevil: What do I roll for laser rifles?
PwotMoose: AWESOME
PwotMoose: it's a longbow
handofevil: I've never used a bow
handofevil: So I don't know
PwotMoose: 1d20+dex+proficiency
PwotMoose: actually wait
handofevil: And the damage is 1d8+what?
PwotMoose: the attack roll is 1d20+dex+proficiency+1
PwotMoose: and damage is 1d8+dex+1
PwotMoose: assuming you're doing a ranged basic
handofevil: Awesome
handofevil: Thanks
PwotMoose: the +1s are the enhancement
PwotMoose: because it's a magic weapon
handofevil: yeah
PwotMoose: http://community.wizards.com/shetlandfirestorm/wiki/Magic_Items
PwotMoose: also, this is probably a really stupid question, but I need to ask it
PwotMoose: Igfig, do you add implement proficiency to your attack rolls with powers?
Heronius: yes
PwotMoose: god dammit
PwotMoose: I haven't
PwotMoose: well, my attacks just went from +5 to +7
handofevil: Holy shit guys
Yin: Nifty.
handofevil: I'm gonna see if I can hit one of the ships with thorn striek
handofevil: strike too
Waffle: I can do nothing
Waffle: wait no, I still have eldritch bolt
Heronius: Yeah
Waffle: fuckk
Heronius: I was gonna mention that
Waffle: I'm dozing off here
Yin: You should stop doing that.
SparkyMarky: Does our ship even have a roof then?
Heronius: Sure
Heronius: But I channel spells
SparkyMarky: So all you need is line of sight
SparkyMarky: I need line of fire
Waffle: Yin, I actually shook myself away to you telling me not to doze off
Waffle: haha
Heronius: yesh
handofevil: HEY WAFFLE
handofevil: WAKE UP
Waffle: I AM
Waffle: I put on loud music to keep myself awak
handofevil: DAMN IT BOY, BLACK DYNAMITE WILL WAKE YOU UP
Waffle: I'm listening to soviet march from red alert 3
Waffle: and now some good ol' still alive
Waffle: actually... this song kind of sounds like a lullaby
handofevil: Thorn may be a ninja
Waffle: he is
SparkyMarky: A 7 foot tall, hairy ninja
SparkyMarky: CHEWIE
handofevil: This explains much
PwotMoose: Lucas, you want me to try to repair the shields, or can you get us within 50 feet so I can shoot at them?
SparkyMarky: Hero deals with basic movement
Heronius: We took it out.
SparkyMarky: As far as I can tell, I do the wacky shit
PwotMoose: There's still another flitter
PwotMoose: Hmm. how would I recharge the shields? Just an arcana check?
Heronius: Try it.
PwotMoose: Alright
PwotMoose: If that's a minor action, I'll ready my standard for if you bring the ship within 50 feet, Hero
Heronius: indeed
handofevil: I'm gonna ready thorn strike and hope for the best
Yin: Hey guys I think we should mulligan the cards too, maybe get some better for the broadside.
Heronius: I'll do it on my turn
Yin: Alright.
SparkyMarky: So I guess we now have a flight team of Hero, Brigs, and Lucas
SparkyMarky: cool
Heronius: indeed