Poen: Space ship?
Heronius_Napalm: It's a long story
Heronius_Napalm: but basically we are in a space ship flying through the galaxy.
Heronius_Napalm: I am driving.
Poen: Awesome.
Yin: We are really good about using this ooc chat aren't we?
Wilco: usually
Heronius_Napalm: heh, Yeah
Yin: Usually says Wilco, who is most often to not use it, this makes me giggle.
Wilco: That's usually because my browser does this weird thing where it doesn't set the typing curser
Poen: Wait, Yin, are you in the IC as well?
Wilco: so I end up typing in IC when I meant OOC
Heronius_Napalm: Yin is thorn
Yin: Yup.
Yin: AKA ninja gnoll.
Poen: I see.
Brigsby: I'm just gonna clear off the map, anyone object?
Heronius_Napalm: go ahead
Wilco: sure
Poen: What's the quick backstory on the Gratch Ship and Elven Carrier?
Brigsby: We were playing a gig in a bar, got in a fight with the other band, got arrested
Yin: Um...
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Wilco: We were hired by the gratch to take down the Elves who are destroying rock across the universe
Brigsby: An alien ship broke us out of jail
Wilco: then the gratch ship got attacked
Wilco: and we faught our way out
Brigsby: The ship was owned by a species called the Gratch, who were being oppressed by evil space Elves
Brigsby: and then what Wilco said
Poen: Ah.
Heronius_Napalm: Oh right, most of the group is part of a rockband called Shetland Firestorm.
Yin: Also we may be at fault for the gratch ship blowing up, nuclear melt down, yeah.
Wilco: Well at least you took some elves down in the explosion
Wilco: and we saved one gratch
Brigsby: granted, he's just a grunt who doesn't know anything
Wilco: It really couldn't have ended better
Brigsby: but we saved him! (also killed the rest in a giant explosion)
Wilco: okay he could have been a captain or something
Brigsby: but he wasn't
Wilco: yup
Wilco: Oh, what about the potions in the fridge?
Wilco: Do we still need to devide those?
Heronius_Napalm: leave those for now.
Slim_Bankshot: If you're filling Poen in on stuff,
Slim_Bankshot: Don't forget
Brigsby: there were ten, we'll divide those up later
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco smells funny
Wilco: okay
Yin: Also far as we know all the gratch could have died before the explosion.
Wilco: we only have 6 now
Yin: That is six more then we used to have.
Poen: 6 members? Does that include the gratch?
Brigsby: yeah, but the explosion killed all the ones that could have survived, if they didn't get out on escape pods or something
Yin: No potions he meant.
Wilco: also remember, gratch look terrifying
Yin: Indeed.
Heronius_Napalm: Are they edible?
Wilco: probably not
Far-Walker: But only relatively--I'm playing a bug-man
Brigsby: Oh, yeah, we should probably introduce the characters
Heronius_Napalm: don't forget that we have jetpacks
Brigsby: We have two
Yin: Everything is edible for a gnoll, if it is meat, maybe.
Brigsby: I have one of them
Heronius_Napalm: well, two of you do.
Yin: I got the other.
Brigsby: Yeah, jetpack buddies!
Yin: Last we played I was trying to cook a dead elf with it.
Poen: Oh yeah, introduction of the characters would be nice ...
Wilco: I'm wilco, a cavalier
Brigsby: He smells bad
Brigsby: I'm Brigsby, a hobbit sorceror. I'm the lead singer.
Heronius_Napalm: I am Heronius Napalm XVI, Master Wizard, heir to the house Napalm, Arcane Master, and the Producer for the band.
Brigsby: also a jerk occasionally
Wilco: Dreyruger isn't here, she is a dragon born cavalier
Heronius_Napalm: occasionally?
Wilco: who is also a slut
Poen: With a name like that, what could we expect?
Wilco: a warden I mean
Heronius_Napalm: just stick with who is here.
Brigsby: yeah
Wilco: okay
Yin: And mine is Thorn, a gnoll thief who left his clan after doing an ungnollish thing, and is now the manager of the band and considers them his new pack.
Heronius_Napalm: Also, the only person in the group who has my grudging respect.
Yin: He tends to eat the dead people too.
Far-Walker: I am called Far-Walker, a Thri-kreen bassist who is so in tune with the primal spirits of the world he's got his own radio show.
Brigsby: I thought I did too, because we're the only magic people?
Far-Walker: That only broadcasts multicolored death
Far-Walker: Through a bow
Heronius_Napalm: You are still on my probabtion list.
Heronius_Napalm: Since you are a sorcerer and therefore inferior.
Brigsby: For what!?
Heronius_Napalm: Impress me a bit more and we will see.
Brigsby: Surely all the usefulness for my storms have amounted to something
Heronius_Napalm: That or read a book or something.
Brigsby: We don't have any books. I'd be sure to read it if it was a manual on "Fixing Spaceship Shields" or something
Poen: Oh man, our shields are broken?
Heronius_Napalm: That would be written in gratch
Heronius_Napalm: I'm sure I helped you repair them
Heronius_Napalm: after we got away.
Brigsby: I was using Thievery to fix them, so I doubt it
Brigsby: You were too busy driving
Heronius_Napalm: Arcana works better, and I am a master arcanist.
Yin: Hey Bravo is here.
Brigsby: Then what is my job? Point defense?
Heronius_Napalm: I guided you using my intense understanding of the ship's workings.
Wilco: Pilot guy, we need you to land us on the planet
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Brigsby: Uhhh Lucas isn't here oh god the pilot is missing
Far-Walker: Hi Bravo!
Wilco: oh god we're all going to die
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn is just as good
Heronius_Napalm: Lucas is napping.
Yin: Silly Lucas.
Yin: So...  how about we land a little ways off from a settlement near the edge of day and night?
Wilco: I dunno, I think we should just land on the day side near a city
Poen: I vote day side as well.
Brigsby: I'd say day, the lack of lights in the cities on the night side sounds kinda suspiscious
Yin: Yeah, so mid-day then?
Brigsby: Sure
Poen: Yeah.
Wilco: which is why it would be best not to land on a probably dangerous place with little to no knowledge of where we are
Far-Walker: Maybe it's Space-Earth day, hence no lights
Poen: Or maybe they're all nocturnal beasts on that planet?
Brigsby: If they were nocturnal, wouldn't there be lights in the cities?
Wilco: yeah
Heronius_Napalm: no
Poen: Nocturnal as in "see-well-in-the-dark"
Heronius_Napalm: they would see in the dark
Brigsby: ah, I see
Brigsby: I think I interpreted the darkness at night to mean that something happens at night which stops people from going outside
Brigsby: so no need for lights
Heronius_Napalm: could be anything
Heronius_Napalm: knowing ig, it likely spiders
Wilco: could be they are sleeping
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Poen: An entire planet bound by curfews?
Poen: ... I don't know if I want to land here anymore. 
Heronius_Napalm: I blame thorn.
Yin: I am failing horribly at piloting right now.
Yin: Two 1s in a row.
Heronius_Napalm: I am going to punish thorn if we survive.
Brigsby: that's twice since we've started Fortuna up that she's given snake eyes
Yin: Well there was rolls between my two 1s.
Heronius_Napalm: 4 times
Yin: I think that first pair of double 1s was to lure us into a false sense of security.
Wilco: what do you roll for piloting anyways?
Heronius_Napalm: acrobatics
Wilco: okay
Heronius_Napalm: also poen, try to think of a backstory while you are waiting to join us.
Brigsby: Well, if we meet her on this planet, you might want to wait for more details about the place for sortof a framework for the backstory
Brigsby: then again, I put too much effort into my characters
Wilco: god DAMN fortuna hates me today
Fortuna: I won't dignify that with a response.
Yin: Nah, there is no such thing as too much effort.
Heronius_Napalm: possibly, or she could be a stranded traveller
Brigsby: that too
Brigsby: basically don't mind me
Heronius_Napalm: a part of the gratch's previous efforts to defeat the elves
Yin: Unless they die in the first fight, then that'd suck.
Brigsby: Wilco is reenacting that one scene from Team America
Yin: That was a memorable scene.
Poen: I've got a basic idea, I think I'll be able to change it to suit Ig's story for the planet.
Wilco: so emotional
Heronius_Napalm: good.
Yin: So...  full of bodily fluids.
Wilco: when can I make another check to stop puking?
Brigsby: when we land
Heronius_Napalm: eventually
Yin: Probably when we land at this point.
Wilco: argh
Brigsby: or never
Brigsby: we can get a bag of holding
Brigsby: and strap it on your head
Heronius_Napalm: by land you mean crash.
Brigsby: and you will be the eternally puking cavalier
Yin: Might not crash.
Brigsby: The Knight of the Unending Puke
Yin: Finally a good roll.
Brigsby: Fortuna comes through in the end
Brigsby: O Fortuna, velut luna, statu variabilis
Brigsby: that should be the motto of the campaign
Wilco: what does it even mean?
Brigsby: O Fortune, like the moon, she is ever changing
Wilco: Awesome
Heronius_Napalm: I like it. but throw a few swears in there.
Brigsby: I don't know latin swears
Wilco: O for fuck sake Fortuna, like the moon, she is ever fucking us over
Fortuna: You're just saying that because you've never known the touch of a woman.
Fortuna: Nor that of a man, or at least not since your third grade gym teacher.
Heronius_Napalm: owned
Heronius_Napalm: I love you fortuna.
Fortuna smiles shyly.
Yin: Fortuna seems to just get better and better.
Poen: Is Fortuna Pwot's Luna Fortuna?
Wilco: No
Heronius_Napalm: No.
Poen: Or a bot?
Wilco: Just the name of the dice bot
Heronius_Napalm: Just the name of our dicebot.
Poen: I see, I see.
Heronius_Napalm: jinx
Wilco: nuh uh
Poen: You guys are eerily in sych.
Wilco: you said it diferently
Heronius_Napalm: you do not seem to understand the effects of being jinxed.
Heronius_Napalm: You do not speak.
Wilco: ARGLE BLARGLE
Wilco: Take that 
Heronius_Napalm: Fortuna shall smite thee.
Yin: *smacks Wilco with a ead elf leg*
Yin: That's for puking on my dinner reserves.
Poen: You realize that, by speaking while under a jinx, you're going to have to be castrated?
Wilco: I think your school did things differently than mine
Poen: That's no fun.
Yin: Or is it?
Yin: *waves hands around mystically*
Heronius_Napalm: no, no it is not.
Wilco: OOOooOoooOoOOOoOOOOOoooooo
Brigsby: You have to roll Bluff for that
Heronius_Napalm: also, stop waving your hands like that.
Yin: Hey Drey is here.
Yin: Or, in the other chat anyways.
Yin: So... that is 3 1s and a 19 so far this game for me.
Heronius_Napalm: fine work.
Yin: Indeed.
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dreyrugr_nott: Oh hey it's me
Yin: Hey Drey.
Wilco: we see
dreyrugr_nott: So what have I missed
Brigsby: We landed on a planet in a junkyard
Wilco: I vomited up my spleen
Brigsby: Wilco puked everywhere
Yin: And he still smells.
Yin: Just worse now.
dreyrugr_nott: Wilco always smells
Poen: Guys guys guys my cousin's kid is here and he is ADORABLE.
Poen: I may be a little sporadic in posting.
Wilco: poke him
Heronius_Napalm: Make him say poop.
Poen: I did (poke him).
Poen: He's extremely ticklish and squirmed in the most adorable manner ever.
Poen: (I like kids)
Heronius_Napalm: That was apparent
Poen: I didn't get him to say "poop", but he did just run to the washroom and jump up and down, saying "I need to wee-wee!"
dreyrugr_nott: Make him say firetruck
Yin: Oh, and a 17, I forgot about the perception, so 3 1's, a 17, and a 19.
Poen: He's peeing right now.
Heronius_Napalm: see how many times he can say toy boat in a row before you are required to hug him.
Poen: The number is five. He's very confused.
Heronius_Napalm: haha
Wilco: Delf didn't we decide last session that what you see in a check is automatically told to everyone?
Far-Walker: Have any of you seen Kung Fu Panda 2?
Heronius_Napalm: Of course not.
Wilco: I remember something like that
Far-Walker: Go see Kung Fu Panda 2.
Wilco: oh well
Far-Walker: It is best movie.
Far-Walker: Like, "How to Train Your Dragon" good.
Brigsby: Drey, you don't have to repeat everything Ig says
Far-Walker: The main bad guy's minions are all hyena/wolves.
Far-Walker: The second-in-command bad guy is one too.
Far-Walker: The movie is fun if you imagine him as Thorn.
Far-Walker: Well, more fun than it already is.
Far-Walker: What I'm saying is go see it.
Far-Walker: Support Mortal Wombat.
Brigsby: Mortal Wombat?
Far-Walker: Christina H.
Heronius_Napalm: She worked on it.
Brigsby: Didn't know that
Far-Walker: Admin/columnist
Wilco: She did?
Wilco: Wow
Far-Walker: She works at Dreamworks.
dreyrugr_nott: Holy sh it
Wilco: Wow
Yin: Dun dun dun?
Far-Walker: Does the crowd animation.
dreyrugr_nott: Also I do have to repeat it brigs. Your characters won't know it otherwise
Brigsby: We can just assume you said it without you having to type it out.
Brigsby: You could also just say "I tell everyone that"
Brigsby: instead of taking the time to type everything all out
Heronius_Napalm: you mean copypaste?
Brigsby: eh
Brigsby: it just takes up space on the logs
fingers: Someone throw some damned assist checks my way! How dare you concentrate on plot when you could be fucking around
dreyrugr_nott: I'll be fucking around with a torch later
Brigsby: guys, we're kinda overwhelming Ig, we might need to slow down on the actions and stuff
Yin: Is Brigsby still on my back?
Heronius_Napalm: most likely.
Yin: Also:  Hernoius_Napalm facepalm has a nice rhyme to it.
Brigsby: I am using you as a bipedal camel
Poen: Hey, what happened to the jackal-creatures?
Wilco: they are probably wandering around
Wilco: ready to murder us
dreyrugr_nott: They were miles off
Poen: "The maximum speed of a jackal is 40 mph but its average is 25-35." - Google.
Wilco: uhhh
Brigsby: which means: We're screwed if they're chasing us
Poen: Yup.
Wilco: wait
Wilco: how fast can a panther run
Wilco: Drey could out run them
Poen: Apparently around 50mph.
Wilco: fuck yeah
Brigsby: Who cares, I just have to outrun you
Yin: Which should be easy considering you're on my back, and Wilco is a human in heavy armor.
Brigsby: and by "I" I mean "Thorn"
Far-Walker: Far-Walker can outrun all y'all
fingers: Here's the plan. I sit in battlewagon, along with my copilot the mop
Brigsby: that goddamn mop
Wilco: It saved our lives
fingers: And one of you guys fires the ship's main cannon at the bulkhead I've installed in the back
Wilco: it distracted the elf captain
Brigsby: When we get to the city, I should totally buy a saddle
Wilco: but
Wilco: you don't have a mount
Brigsby: Thorn
Wilco: ahh
Yin: And I don't think they make saddles Gnoll size.
Brigsby: We can modify it
Yin: Plus Thorn would probably find the saddle a bit far, like the mushing.
Brigsby: Or I could just be in your backpack like Yoda
Yin: I like that option.
Brigsby: There we go
Yin: I'd actually had the thought of carrying you on my back prior times, like when sneaking was needed.
Brigsby: You've picked me up before when we're running from stuff
Brigsby: Also when I tried to run away in the prison
Yin: Yar.
Brigsby: You're the biggest guy, I'm the smallest. It's just how things work in adventures like these.
Poen: Guys, I've got to go, sorry ...
Poen: But I think I know how the game mostly works though.
Poen: Should I tell Ig in the IC?
Heronius_Napalm: That's fine
Brigsby: Alright. Well maybe you'll be able to make it next week. Yes, you should tell Ig
Heronius_Napalm: join us next week.
Poen: Next week at the same time?
Heronius_Napalm: Yup
Brigsby: We should be about a quarter of the way to the city by then
Heronius_Napalm: at our current rate? we'll likely be farther away.
Brigsby: True, true
Brigsby: Or down a crevasse, as it seems
Poen: It's been a lot of fun just watching you guys play. Best birthday present ever, guys! See you next week!
Heronius_Napalm: we didn't do the cool stuff yet.
Heronius_Napalm: but the logs will be there.
fingers: This was the best idea ever
Heronius_Napalm: You say that a lot
Brigsby: Ig, you need to bring back Mop as the final boss of this campaign
Brigsby: It is known
dreyrugr_nott: MOUSER WOULD WRITE OUT OUR SEX
Heronius_Napalm: I don't doubt it.
Heronius_Napalm: he would also write the part where I set you on fire.
dreyrugr_nott: He wrote out lucas's elf sex
Wilco: let's hope these things speak common
Yin: If not I have abyssal, if they are gnoll related they may speak that.
Brigsby: So... does Fingers just hijack my brain whenever a song starts? It seemed like I didn't really want to participate, but when the song started I was forced to sing.
Heronius_Napalm: basically
Heronius_Napalm: you are infused with the power of rocck.
Brigsby: So I'm forced to participate against my will whenever a song starts
Heronius_Napalm: fingers has an awful signing voice, and you can''t play guitar
Yin: Maybe they're half-gnolls?
Wilco: they just said they were food
Wilco: sorry
Wilco: fooding*
Heronius_Napalm: they are hungry
Far-Walker: Guys
Far-Walker: They are feral Thundercats
Heronius_Napalm: great
Wilco: THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUND-ER CATS!
Wilco: THUNDER CATS
Wilco: HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wilco: alright guys
Wilco: ask some questions
Wilco: should I give them the space beer I have?
Heronius_Napalm: no
Wilco: It's only 5 bottles
Igfig: I think you drank it already
Igfig: on the trip over here
Wilco: When?
Wilco: Crap
Wilco: okay
Igfig: it's been six days
Igfig: "You finding us hunts?  Big, jackaldog you.  Much hunt.
Wilco: yeah I removed it from my inventory
Wilco: wrong chat
Igfig: oh
Yin: Whoops.
fingers: Man, on the one hand, I feel bad because it seems like most of the time-wasting is instigated by my fucking around
Heronius_Napalm: It is
Heronius_Napalm: that is correct.
fingers: But on the other hand, my fucking around brought us both Battlewagon, and commodore mop
dreyrugr_nott: That's true
fingers: (He recieved a promotion for his bravery in the battle of Half Half Pipe)
dreyrugr_nott: And fucking around is half the fun
Yin: Hey I think I finally found one of those background things I could take to have instead of perform!
Wilco: What?
Heronius_Napalm: you know you can just make one up right?
Yin: Feral Exile, which is pretty much already the backstory, only with a little less on the feral side, and it'd give me a bonus to intimidate that I wanted.
Brigsby: That means if we're ever walking down a hallway and we see empty suits of armor floating slowly towards us, we should walk up and shake their hands
Heronius_Napalm: I think anyone would be suspicious of that.
Yin: Well, being freaked out by floating suits of armor just makes sense.
Yin: Knowing that a bunch of jackal things can put people to sleep isn't so much.
Brigsby: this is our group we're talking about
Brigsby: Drey would try to wear the armor
Heronius_Napalm: It's the principle of the thing
dreyrugr_nott: No I wouldn't
Brigsby: If not you, then Wilco
dreyrugr_nott: Plate armor gives me penalties
Wilco: me too
dreyrugr_nott: I'm might grab it to sell later
Brigsby: There we go
dreyrugr_nott: But I did that with the space swords and armor alsxo
dreyrugr_nott: also*
Heronius_Napalm: Actually it was peon's passiv einsight that is 20
Heronius_Napalm: her passive perception is 15
Brigsby: ah
Brigsby: I knew one was 20
Wilco: We should just get rid of the jackalweres
Yin: I'm not seing how.
Wilco: Yeah
Wilco: I'm afraid that if we let them go they will attack the towns folks
Yin: I suppose we go further in to the town then.
Wilco: and lead them closer to potential prey?
Heronius_Napalm: They already said they were afraid of the peopl ein the town
Wilco: Let's walk back to the borders of the city, and tell them to go
Wilco: that way we can stop them if they try to hunt the city people
Yin: Plus they're listening to me.
Wilco: Can you try and get rid of them?
Yin: They're expecting me to lead them on hunts, and I doubt they'll be too happy if I just send them away after telling them to take us here and saying hunting would be good.
Wilco: Hmm
Wilco: Maybe I can bluff them
Yin: I say we go deeper in for now.
Wilco: Tell them the hunt is out there
Yin: We'll see what there is.
Wilco: okay
Heronius_Napalm: If worse comes to worst we can always murder them.
Wilco: I don't like our odds against 30 enemies
Wilco: I doubt the towns folks will help
Wilco: but on the other hand
Heronius_Napalm: I'm okay with 30
Wilco: they could be some menace plaguing the town
Wilco: and we will be heroes
Yin: Wait, how many jackalwere are there?
Heronius_Napalm: dunno the exact number
Wilco: 20-30 igfig said at firs
Fortuna: Wilco, igfig said at firs: [] = -10
Wilco: tnot sure if all of them followed us
Heronius_Napalm: I got rid of a few.
Wilco: I'm asking
Wilco: also oh fuck we are being stalked
Wilco: eek
Yin: We don't know, unless he says we know.
Heronius_Napalm: that's for the people who are hiding from us.
Wilco: could be
Wilco: or it could be that giant flaming demon
Wilco: between 20 and 30
Wilco: crap
Heronius_Napalm: They are likely minions or something.
Heronius_Napalm: nothing we can't handle
Wilco: yeah
dreyrugr_nott: I say we ditch these guys and recruit that giant flaming demon
Wilco: And they are hungry and weak
Wilco: I doubt they could put up much of a fight
Wilco: What do you guys think
Wilco: turn and get in a surprise attack?
dreyrugr_nott: No
dreyrugr_nott: Not yet
Wilco: Okay
dreyrugr_nott: They may help us if we get in a battle
Wilco: That is true
Wilco: but they might also turn on us if given the chance
Heronius_Napalm: They may be the reason we end up in a battle.
Wilco: Jackals are naturally pretty chaotic
Wilco: And I doubt thorn's intimidate can keep them on our side forever
Yin: *shrug*
Wilco: I really should have tagged perception
dreyrugr_nott: He can face punch them
Brigsby: re-train on your next level
Yin: And if that doesn't work, I can always face stab them.
Wilco: How does re-training work?
Yin: Each level you can select one thing and switch it out for another thing of equal or lesser value.
Heronius_Napalm: you can choose either one skill, one power, or one feat and switch it out once per level.
Wilco: oh hey I have +9 streetwise
Wilco: do you guys want me to do anything with that?
Heronius_Napalm: Ask ig
dreyrugr_nott: You can see if it does antyhgin
Yin: Can you think of a way to use it in this current situation?
Brigsby: that's more for urban stuff
Brigsby: like in a city
Yin: Which we are in.
Wilco: Yeah
dreyrugr_nott: Well this is a city
Yin: Sorta.
Brigsby: but in a living city
Wilco: there are people here
Brigsby: Like, "asking the locals where to find the tavern"
Yin: There's still the architectural stuff, like using streetwise to find a nook to hide in.
dreyrugr_nott: wilco grew up in a ghetto. He is street smark
dreyrugr_nott: smart*
Wilco: Maybe I should look around for the tavern
Wilco: I have a feeling we will find some people in there
Heronius_Napalm: I have a feeling that we are playing fallout right now.
dreyrugr_nott: It's totally I am Legend
Wilco: dogs and everything
Wilco: quick we need lights!
Yin: We have lights.
dreyrugr_nott: I have light
Wilco: good
Yin: I think Drey found elevators, that we don't know are elevators.
dreyrugr_nott: This is like that scene where the dog runs into that infected house
Yin: Are you comparing yourself to Will Smith's dog?
dreyrugr_nott: Fuck no
dreyrugr_nott: I'm not nearly cool enough for that
Wilco: yup
Wilco: elevators
Yin: Anyone good with history?  Not so much cause of there being any chance of anyone knowing about this place, but might be able to use it to study the place and figure something out.
Heronius_Napalm: I'm trained
Wilco: Cynthia is, but she isn't here
Wilco: (then again cynthia is good at everything)
Yin: Yar, but Cynthia isn't here, so no need to mention her, yar.
Yin: You're the smart guy Heronius, do.... something?
Heronius_Napalm: My character is feeling sullen.
dreyrugr_nott: I think hero is waiting for me to scream in pain
dreyrugr_nott: As I do something stupid
Yin: Arcana checks, history checks, some kind of checks?
Heronius_Napalm: For what?
Wilco: streetwise?
Heronius_Napalm: again, for what?
Yin: I haven't a clue.
Heronius_Napalm: Neither have I, so I'll wait.
Wilco: I'll just go for some info on the building
Heronius_Napalm: That is not how streetwise works.
Wilco: I'm just trying anything really
Heronius_Napalm: Stop doing that
Yin: Also someone should probably go up with Drey.
Yin: Where did Far-Walker and Fingers disappear to?
Wilco: Good question
Heronius_Napalm: napping
Brigsby: They're still here, I guess. Fingers is napping. Building wagons is tiring work
Wilco: far is back
Wilco: brigsby is the sorcerer right
Wilco: ?
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Far-Walker: I'm here, but I don't want to bother Ig too much with any actions. And I've got stuff to do anyway.
Wilco: Okay
Wilco: Maybe brigs could magic bolt or whatever on the crossbow guy so he loses his concentration?
dreyrugr_nott: Oh shit guys. 
Yin: I think we'll be fine.
Yin: I was more worried about the jackalweres charging.
dreyrugr_nott: I was scared that they'd attack me
Brigsby: aw, shit, a REAL gun
Wilco: Fuck
Wilco: maybe you should use thorn strike now
Wilco: or see how many other people are in the room
dreyrugr_nott: I might try and pull the weapon out of his ands
dreyrugr_nott: But we all know my luck
Wilco: what about brigsby?
Wilco: He's hiding in the shadows
Heronius_Napalm: roll a bluff 
Poen: Is everyone still here?
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Wilco: yes
Poen: Awesome.
Heronius_Napalm: we usually go for another hour or two
Poen: Catch me up on what happened so far? The conversation doesn't go far back enough.
Yin: Um.
Heronius_Napalm: everyone did increasingly stupid things
Yin: I punched some jackalwere things in the snout to establish dominance.
Heronius_Napalm: now we are stuck babysitting a bunch of half-animals
Heronius_Napalm: and a man with a shotgun is menacing two of the party.
Yin: I'll admit, while it seemed good at the time it's getting to be bothersome.
Brigsby: tl;dr version, We met a tribe of jackal people, they led us to the city, me and Drey and a few jackalweres are in a building fighting a dude with a gun
Yin: And I think Poen too possibly.
Wilco: And we are desperatly searching for a way to get rid of the jackals
Poen: Wait, when did I come in??
Heronius_Napalm: I still maintain that burning them is a good plan
Heronius_Napalm: you didn't
Heronius_Napalm: that is the base init
Yin: I think I now where you're coming in though.
Wilco: It is a good plan
Yin: He had her roll initiative.
Heronius_Napalm: we will likely using it for all of the encounters
Wilco: do you have that daily move that explodes everything in a certain spot?
Heronius_Napalm: We all rolled init at the beginning.
Heronius_Napalm: Yes
Yin: Yar I know, but still.
Heronius_Napalm: I also have one that knocks them all prone.
Wilco: that would be a good start to explode 20 of them at once
Heronius_Napalm: max is 9
Wilco: It nearly killed me and BD in one turn
Wilco: I'm sure it could kill some jackal people
Heronius_Napalm: Oh it could.
Wilco: Awesome
Wilco: If you're going to do that, wait for me brigs and drey to get back
Heronius_Napalm: I think it might be better for me to attack their will than their reflex
dreyrugr_nott: Drey can take it
dreyrugr_nott: BD, not so much
Heronius_Napalm: as they appear spry but functionally retarded
Yin: I was thinking earlier trying to get whatever people live here to take the jackalweres on as pets.
Wilco: oh I thought it did attack will
Heronius_Napalm: the fire one attacks ref
Wilco: hmm
Heronius_Napalm: the psychic one attacks will
Wilco: what is your other one?
Wilco: what does it do?
Heronius_Napalm: 2d6 and knocks prone
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, and knocks prone: [1, 2] = 3
Heronius_Napalm: and immoblizes
Heronius_Napalm: if I miss it does half and knocks prone.
Wilco: how many squares does it hit?
Heronius_Napalm: the zone knocks enemies prone if the enter
Heronius_Napalm: same as the fire one
Wilco: Okay
Yin: I have an idea for that actually.
Yin: If we end up fighting the jackalweres we should get to the staircase.
Yin: That way we funnel them in through the door.
Heronius_Napalm: put the chasm at the base
Yin: Yup.
Heronius_Napalm: make them go prone to try and climb
Heronius_Napalm: and pick them off
Yin: Yup.
Wilco: wait
Wilco: Do you have any attacks that push them?
Wilco: We could get them all on the roof
Yin: I'm still sorta hoping we can pawn the jackalweres off as hunting dogs for the people that live here though.
Wilco: and then push the off
Wilco: them*
Wilco: all at once
Wilco: a massive jackalwere avalanche
Wilco: it would be hilarious
Yin: We'd have to run up aaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll the staircases to do that.
Heronius_Napalm: Brigsby can do that
Heronius_Napalm: I can only throw them one at a time.
Brigsby: I have multiple ways to do that now
Heronius_Napalm: there ya go.
Wilco: How many people can it push at once?
Brigsby: I got a new power that lets me shift stuff that's within a close burst 3
Wilco: slide target 4 squares
Wilco: but yeah it's only close burst 3
Heronius_Napalm: I suppose we should get our cards out
Wilco: oh yeah
Wilco: how do you do that
Heronius_Napalm: let ig do it
Wilco: draw please
Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details.
Wilco: argh
Heronius_Napalm: I don't trust you
Heronius_Napalm: just leave it.
dreyrugr_nott: We already have a hand
Wilco: ig already did it
dreyrugr_nott: Guys. I think we should tie this guy up and ask him some questions
Brigsby: That's what I was intending
Yin: The problem will be the jackalwere up there.
Heronius_Napalm: I suggest (for the tenth time) that we kill them.
Wilco: I think our plan to murder the jackals just got harder
Heronius_Napalm: Nah.
Heronius_Napalm: They're just faster.
Brigsby: I can use my storm to blow them off?
Yin: The guys up there can easily deal with those 5 jackalwere.
Heronius_Napalm: might as well.
Yin: And the ones down here probably won't know what happened.
Yin: Unless jackalwere bodies fall from the sky outside or something.
Heronius_Napalm: We should kill them just for the insurance.
Yin: Also told you guys Poen was in the fight.
Heronius_Napalm: I guess you were there.
Yin: Oh dear.
Brigsby: I just like spouting ideas :(
Heronius_Napalm: stop it.
dreyrugr_nott: We're going to fight poen aren't we
Wilco: maybe
Heronius_Napalm: Nope
Heronius_Napalm: We are going to start murdering jackals and pretend we had nothing to do with them.
Wilco: Awesome
Wilco: make sure that you kill them before they have time to howl or something 
Wilco: that will alert the ones below
Heronius_Napalm: I am evil aligned so I have no trouble lying to get ahead.
Wilco: I'm good aligned, but those jackals are clearly evil, so I'll gladly kill them