Yin: And we're off! Again, kinda. Heronius_XVI: And here is what I did today. Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/ThePlan.jpg dreyrugr_nott: Oh cool. My back up gets a free sword Igfig: That's great, Hero Igfig: I love the expression Yin: Yar, Hexblades get a nifty sword they can manifest free of charge. Igfig: I think one version gets a flail Yin: Yup, Gloom Pact. Yin: Made one of those, I've got three warlocks, two hexblade and a binder, and then a fourth one that is a hexblade but he doesn't have any backstory relations to the other 3. Igfig: You really like those warlocks, dontcha Yin: I seem to really like strikers in general. Yin: Of my 21 characters I have I think 14 of them are strikers. Yin: Though binders are controllers, but still. Igfig: striker is the rock star role Igfig: they're the ones with the big numbers and a lot of the cool combat tricks Igfig: no surprise there Yin: Yar, then the second type I have the most of is probably controllers actually, or, might be tied with defenders, one of those has one more then the other. Yin: And I still don't have any leaders. Igfig: huh Yin: Yar, bit odd that. dreyrugr_nott: Drey isn't very smart Heronius_XVI: Yes I know. Fingers joined #pwot_dnd2. Sparky joined #pwot_dnd2. Fingers: Holy crap, are you drawing these on the fly, heronius Sparky: He's the resident artist dreyrugr_nott quit. Igfig: bye drey Yin: And suddenly Drey is gone. Wilco joined #pwot_dnd2. Heronius_XVI: I am indeed doing this on the fly. Wilco: fuck I forgot my plothook password Wilco: give me a minute to get this Wilco: and done Brigsby: these pictures are magical Yin: We should get rid of that pot next time we're in space so Wilco can't use it. Heronius_XVI: (session 3.5 at castle cocklove) Heronius_XVI: if you want to read the logs. Wilco: it's in a jar yin Yin: Jar, pot, same difference when released into space. Poen: Where are the logs, by the way? Wilco: on the blog Yin: Additionally, poor Thorn. I don't think he can eat chocolate. Yin: There's a button at the bottom of the map that says logs. Poen: Link? Heronius_XVI: link to the logs is under the map Poen: Ah, okay Wilco: oh Brigsby: Is Wilco being a fatty fat fat canon now? Wilco: yes Yin: Totally. Wilco: I think on my character sheet I weigh 300 lbs Wilco: nope Wilco: 200 Brigsby: ah Wilco: I changed it though Brigsby: Oh Brigsby: Make it 300 Brigsby: and fat Sparky: 350 Sparky: go the whole way Poen: 1000 Brigsby: most DnD people make it like "300 pounds of pure muscle, /ladies/" Brigsby: but Wilco is fat Wilco: igfig do you post whenever we level up? Wilco: that is because I don't take dnd seriously in the slightest Igfig: I do, yes Sparky: None of us do Wilco: and playing a fat person helps me forget my crippling thinness Wilco: okay ig Igfig: I think Igfig: I will make sure I do in the future Wilco: okay Wilco: did we level up last session? Yin: NO. Yin: No, didn't mean for full caps. Wilco: okay Heronius_XVI: Nedroid is universal! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Nedroidisuniversal.jpg Poen: I am in love with Nedroid. Wilco: we all are Alphakennybuddy joined #pwot_dnd2. Poen: Oh, I love this one! http://s367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/?action=view¤t=Dragonsurfing.jpg Heronius_XVI: Interesting story that one. Heronius_XVI: Also, I moved the rest of the pictures into there. Brigsby: I just got Smooth Criminal stuck in my head Brigsby: but it's Smooth Tentacles Alphakennybuddy: So how long do these things usually last? Wilco: long psat midnight Wilco: past* Igfig: I try to end them around midnight, but that never happens Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/SmoothTentacles.jpg Alphakennybuddy: What is that? Heronius_XVI: smooth tentacles Brigsby: it's me. and smooth tentacles Brigsby: crap, I should have made my song to the tune of that Wilco: you're a pretty good dancer Alphakennybuddy: Did you steal Elvis's clothes? Heronius_XVI: Brigsby! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Brigsby.jpg Wilco: he;s drunk Alphakennybuddy: Uh, I have to take a shower, I'll be back in about 15 minutes or so. Alphakennybuddy: I'm back. Wilco: we are amassing an army of winky's Alphakennybuddy: That sounds kind of bad out of context. Wilco: maybe so Brigsby: also I wrote a terrible Smooth Criminal parody Alphakennybuddy: *Doctor Who theme plays* Alphakennybuddy: Duh duh duh, dun duuunnnnnn. Wilco: ooeeeooooooo Brigsby: this is gonna be heartbreaking when they mutate into terrible horrorbeasts and try to eat us Wilco: I doubt that will hapen Wilco: happen* Poen: So long as we have plenty of chocolate, they should be placated. Yin: No one feed them after midnight. Poen: Got it. Yin: No need to risk movie reference attacks. Alphakennybuddy: Movie reference attacks? Yin: Gremlins? I think it was feeding those things after midnight that made them turn into monsters. Wilco: yeah it was Alphakennybuddy: Oh, I thought it was some thing you guys had. Wilco: well it was that too Alphakennybuddy: Like, everytime you make a reference to a movie, you get attacked my monsters or something. Yin: That's just Monty Python stuff. Wilco: oh Wilco: no way Wilco: there would be way too many random monster attacks Brigsby: anytime we make references, something bad happens Alphakennybuddy: Ah. Poen: Why is that, actually? Wilco: especially with star wars during that space battle Yin: Though I don't know if we get attacked by monsters for that, I just granted combat advantage for that. Brigsby: so every other line wasn't a movie reference Alphakennybuddy: SPACE BATTLE!? Brigsby: yeah Wilco: oh yeah Sparky: Yep, that happened Wilco: we had this awesome space battle Sparky: My finest hour Alphakennybuddy: ...I've missed so much. Wilco: I don't remember who, but someone yelled out DON'T GET COCKY Brigsby: Yep Yin: Oh, and there where the penalties for repeating an already used poop related pun during that one episode. Brigsby: that entire session was pretty shitty Yin: Lucas shouted Don't get cocky, or someone else stole it from him, after I shot down one of the fighters attacking us. Alphakennybuddy: I've heard the puns already. Igfig left #pwot_dnd2. Igfig joined #pwot_dnd2. Heronius_XVI: This: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/ThePlan.jpg Is from the space battle. Heronius_XVI: That happend Alphakennybuddy: Oh my. Igfig: Hero, can you post Poen and the Doctor again? Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/PoenandDoctor.jpg Alphakennybuddy: Does Heronius always do a bunch of artwork like this? Igfig: thanks Yin: The eyes are the best part. Heronius_XVI: This is the first time I'm doing this much Igfig: he only just started, but he has to keep doing it now Wilco: because it is amazing Heronius_XVI: There is no way to get out of it now. Wilco: I'm surprised he can make the drawings so fart Wilco: FAST Poen: You are now our art slave. Alphakennybuddy: Fart? Wilco: fast dammit fast Heronius_XVI: That's what I expected. Poen: How did you even make that typo? Yin: Now I'm curious as to how one would make artwork so fart. Wilco: r is near f, so I hit f then a, then my finger slipped and hit r Wilco: Hero can you a picture of Admiral Winky, The Doctor, and Corporal Fancybottom together? Alphakennybuddy: Man, I can't believe how much I've missed out. Wilco: draw a picture*, dammit what is with my typing today Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details. Brigsby: I just realized that I should have a familiar Heronius_XVI: Drawing fart. http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Poot.jpg Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details. Wilco: haha Heronius_XVI: I'll do up a nicer one of the three animals. Wilco: Thanks Alphakennybuddy: How do you draw this fast? Wilco: I figured you would be doing one anyways, but I still thought I should ask Alphakennybuddy: Are you magic? Wilco: yes he is Heronius_XVI: Doodlepip style.http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo473dgxuu1qmesd1o1_500.jpg Poen: ... did you do that just now? Igfig2 joined #pwot_dnd2. Heronius_XVI: I am doing speed practice with this, I think it will help me improve Heronius_XVI: I did that a week ago Heronius_XVI: I am not god. Poen: Oh. Yin: What is that? Alphakennybuddy: What... Alphakennybuddy: What is that? Wilco: what? Heronius_XVI: No idea. Igfig2: what? Wilco: the drawing fart? Igfig quit. Heronius_XVI: It started as a doodle. Heronius_XVI: then morphed from there. Igfig2 left #pwot_dnd2. Heronius_XVI: http://frozenpieart.tumblr.com/ follow me! Igfig joined #pwot_dnd2. Heronius_XVI: I will eventually put stuff there. Yin: Sure, I'm only following two people so far on that anyways. Heronius_XVI: I've only got 3 Poen: dinner, I'll be back in a mo. Poen: Ig can take over Poen if need be. Yin: Hmm.. Wilco: hmm. indeed Igfig quit. Alphakennybuddy: What's up with Fingers and his guitar? Wilco: he is a rocker Wilco: born and bread Heronius_XVI: also crazy. Alphakennybuddy: So he sings to stuff? Heronius_XVI: We won our first encounter because fingers rocked so hard he got two fire elementals to join us. Brigsby: "born and bread" Heronius_XVI: rendition: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Elementals.jpg Alphakennybuddy: Oh my. Alphakennybuddy: That's amazing. Heronius_XVI: That was an impressive session Igfig joined #pwot_dnd2. Heronius_XVI: was one of only two sessions to get a full write-up Heronius_XVI: http://shetlandfirestorm.blogspot.com/2011/04/prologue.html Heronius_XVI: courtesy of yours truly Brigsby: I can't seem to find anything in the rules about familiars Brigsby: even though I know I should get one Igfig: the Arcane Familiar feat Alphakennybuddy: You're not going to draw what Slim is doing, right? Brigsby: ah, got it. I know what I'm getting next time I level up Alphakennybuddy: Did Igfif just say black power? Sparky: I think he meant powder Heronius_XVI: I'll probably end up picking my favorite drawings from tonight improving them and then I'll post them on my tumblr. Poen: Back Alphakennybuddy: "Cockmaster" Alphakennybuddy: You guys, this is great. Heronius_XVI: You haven't even seen us fight yet. Heronius_XVI: That can be a hell of a thing at times. Brigsby: What's a good familiar for Brigs? Brigsby: A raven? A badger? Wilco: what is a familiar in dnd? Brigsby: basically a little companion thingy that gives you bonuses Yin: There are so many familiars, seriously. Heronius_XVI: A Sheep. Heronius_XVI: You were a shepherd Yin: Have you looked at the compendium? It just goes on and on that list. Brigsby: I looked for a sheep Brigsby: no sheep Wilco: what about a kitten Yin: There is a cat familiar, but who wants a cat? Igfig quit. Wilco: what about a bat Wilco: or a bird Igfig joined #pwot_dnd2. Wilco: or a griffon Poen: Or another Brigsby/ Heronius_XVI: Tiny Gelatinous Cube. Heronius_XVI: There is no other choice. Igfig: other computer is working again Wilco: Phoenix? Alphakennybuddy: What is Brigsby again? Brigsby: hobbit sorceror Alphakennybuddy: Hmmm... Sparky: One of the aliens things we picked up Sparky: Or a Beartato Igfig: well, halfling Igfig: hobbits are copyright Sparky: or a Reginald Wilco: he has corporal fancybottom Brigsby: halfling, hobbit, same thing Brigsby: some of the Uruk-Hai in the movie were like "FIND THE HALFLINGS" Brigsby: if he can say Halfling, I can say hobbit Brigsby: also hobbit is easier to type Igfig: By the way, if you're interested in familiar stuff Igfig: there are some interesting feats and powers and PPs Igfig: and also a great ritual that makes your familiar big enough to ride Brigsby: that would be problematic if I got a tiny gelatinous cube Wilco: Okay Wilco: Onwards to gerom Poen: Gerom! Brigsby: Gerom! Wilco: "Are you on good terms with Gerom? Is there anything we should know about him?" Poen: "He's sort of old and crazy. You'll see when we get there." Brigsby: (I've decided I'm getting a Fiddling Grig) LucasStrongbow: What is one? Heronius_XVI: Brigsby's dilemma http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Dilemma.jpg Brigsby: yessss LucasStrongbow: Stop being great Alphakennybuddy: Dude. LucasStrongbow: Pick the reginald Brigsby: A Fiddling Grig is a tiny Jimminy Cricket dude who plays a fiddle constantly Alphakennybuddy: Yeah, a tiny bird. Heronius_XVI: That is badass Alphakennybuddy: That would be useful for that ritual thing Igfig was talking about. Brigsby: "This tiny sprite has the upper body of a humanoid, but the wings, antennae, and legs of a cricket. It wears a gaily colored vest and plays a miniature fiddle." Alphakennybuddy: Why don't you get a Harrison? Heronius_XVI: Wicked. LucasStrongbow: or a Weirdo LucasStrongbow: Or a PARTY CAT Wilco: YES Alphakennybuddy: Yeah, that sounds great. Alphakennybuddy: A party cat. Brigsby: OK, Gerom Igfig: well Igfig: actually Igfig: Slim said he's getting tired Brigsby: so back into the IC? Igfig: and also, being in town, you guys should maybe do your lesser business, like selling loot and buying supplies, before you go on to more important things Igfig: so we might be ending soon for the day LucasStrongbow: Dang Brigsby: if this is a level up session, I go shopping for familiars Igfig: Not just yet Igfig: not levelling up yet Igfig: also, I think familiars are partially magical constructs Brigsby: got it Brigsby: Well, I'll sell loot then Igfig: but you could, say, buy a familiar now, and start working ont he familiarization process Yin: Do we have loot to sell? Igfig: yeah Brigsby: I have Miscellaneous Elf Marine Loot, an Elven Razor Sword, and a bear rug Wilco: did we ever get those healing potions from the ship fridge? Heronius_XVI: Dragon loot, stuff we got from our murder spress. Igfig: was anybody keeping track? Brigsby: I want the bearskin rug tailored into a fur cloak Brigsby: loads of misc. elf loot that wasn't specified, unspecified dragon loot Brigsby: Elven weapons Yin: I don't think I actually nabbed any loot myself, except for an art thing from Castle Cocklove maybe. Brigsby: Art from Castle Coklov Heronius_XVI: I picked up every single saleable item That could be carried Brigsby: yeah Heronius_XVI: I divided that stuff among everyone else Wilco: I don't have a damn thing I don't think Heronius_XVI: Thorn has misc loot in his pack that he doesn't even know about. Wilco: misc loot? Brigsby: I also have the d'Aubrnatri Family Sword but I want to keep that Igfig: okay, somebody needs to go back through the logs and figure out how many elves you have fought and had time to loot Wilco: Like a carpet or something Wilco: oh god Heronius_XVI: hurrkk Heronius_XVI: I refuse LucasStrongbow: I got my Elven rifle, but I think that's it Wilco: how many elves we have faught Heronius_XVI: On grounds of I need that time for drawing things. Alphakennybuddy quit. Brigsby: I'm pretty sure whenever we fought elves, after the fight we were just like "We take all the loot" Wilco: yeah I seem to remember it like that Brigsby: no matter what Igfig: you also have the art and stuff from Castle Cocklove, and the dragon bits Brigsby: yeah Wilco: oh yeah I have that knife I got down in the tunnel Heronius_XVI: That was like a sharpend rock Igfig: I have not kept track of the dragon bits, since those are kinda more valuable as components for making magic items Heronius_XVI: you would be lucky to get a copper for it. Wilco: I can say it is an ancient ceremonial dagger Heronius_XVI: The Dragon bits are in storage at the moment Brigsby: This isn't a very technologically advanced town, I bet they'd pay top dollar for the high-tech Elven stuff Heronius_XVI: Likely Heronius_XVI: I will convince them somehow. LucasStrongbow: I do have a pistol, I'll give them that Igfig: yeah, they'll pay for it as if it was a magic item of the same level Igfig: and a higher rarity, probably Wilco: so are we going to go to the stores Wilco: ? Wilco: or will that be another session? Wilco: Or like an individual thing Heronius_XVI: Probably an in-between thing. Igfig: selling stuff like that is best handled between sessions Wilco: okay Brigsby: all the items are on the Wiki, aren't they? Igfig: figure out what you have and are selling, and then let us know Igfig: yes Brigsby: Those have gold amounts Wilco: where is the items on the wiki Igfig: you'll be able to sell these items as if they were uncommon, which means you'll get half their gp value Igfig: instead of a fifth Igfig: they are listed under "magic items" LucasStrongbow: That's...better I guess Wilco: okay Brigsby: awesome LucasStrongbow: My god, I can maybe afford better armor Brigsby: as for the "misc. elf loot", would that just be the space armor? Heronius_XVI: Also, I will be doing more shetland firestorm comics. Heronius_XVI: So if you have a favorite moment, make sure to nominate it. Igfig: armor, weapons Brigsby: the elf-out-the-airlock maneuver Igfig: I think the jetpacks were all claimed Brigsby: and the final frame is Brigsby doing Gunfingers Brigsby: Yeah, I'm not selling my jetpack dreyrugr_nott joined #pwot_dnd2. Yin: Me neither. Heronius_XVI: You can't nominate yourself. Fingers: Heronius, you know you have to do the battlewagon. In all it's glory. Brigsby: yeah, battlewagon Heronius_XVI: I knopw Heronius_XVI: probably a 3 page epic or something. Brigsby: hahaha, there's a familiar called "Critic Lizard" Brigsby: I'm just imagining an iguana with a skeptical look on its face Yin: I like the former performer bear with the fez on its head. Yin: Ozo de la fez or something. Brigsby: *gasp* Heronius_XVI quit. Poen: Good night! Wilco quit. Poen left #pwot_dnd2. Brigsby: the bear is awesome Brigsby: he can float Brigsby: he has a ball Yin: It is supremely awesome. Igfig: oso de la fez is a custom thing made for Shelley Mazzanoble Yin: Awwwwwwwwww. Igfig: anyway, night! Brigsby: Lightning Lizard would fit Brigsby's lighting thing Igfig quit. Yin: Yup, it even says in the description that it is a good choice for storm source sorcerers. Brigsby: Clockwork Scorpion is cool Brigsby: it's just a little scorpion robot