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SparkyMarky: With levelling up, can we add 2 points to the 1 ability?
Heronius_Napalm: no
SparkyMarky: Dang
Far-Walker: Yeah the rule is specifically to prevent that
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Brigsby: Fingers, did you level up?
Heronius_Napalm: you are level 4 now.
Fingers: You guys would not believe the fucking shit I've been through
Brigsby: bask in the power of being level 4
Fingers: Last week, horrible case of Strep Throat
Heronius_Napalm: so you nearly died?
Fingers: Then, after that's beat, I start getting a pain in my side, doctor says it's probably a kidney stone
Fingers: Well today I figured out it's not a kidney stone, I have an impacted bowel. From not eating for 4 days. Because I had fucking strep throat.
Fingers: (NOT FUN)
SparkyMarky: Wow
Far-Walker: jesus
SparkyMarky: At least it's not a kidney stone
dreyrugr: Or dick rot. Could always be dick rot
Fingers: Imagine feeling like you have to poo, but you can't poo. You can't poo ever again. Oh yeah, and it hurts.
Fingers: (FUN TIMES)
Brigsby: I just realized that I should just go with Lightning Lizard instead of Fire Lizard anyway. Because of the lightning theme. Also when I eventually get the Bluespawn whatever, I can say it just evolved into that or something. Also I can't call it Sparky if it's a fire lizard.
Heronius_Napalm: done
Brigsby: Then again, I could just say that the fire lizard changed its' mind or something
Fingers: Ugh, so what else do I get at level 4? Bard doesn't gain any additional powers, and I already bumped up my hp
Wilco: Oh yeah, hero, will you be doing a drawing of the ending of last session?
Wilco: When thorn rode the eel out of the lake
Heronius_Napalm: I'm working on it
Wilco: Okay
dreyrugr: A feat and you get 2 ability score points
Heronius_Napalm: fingers you get 2 ability points
Brigsby: HP, add +1 to two ability scores, and a feat. I think
Heronius_Napalm: for 2 different skills
Fingers: Score
Fingers: Ok, took Improved Majestic Word and bumped up Perform/Arcana
Heronius_Napalm: no
Heronius_Napalm: the other scores
Heronius_Napalm: str and such
Wilco: ability scores
Heronius_Napalm: charisma and dexterity
Heronius_Napalm: etc etc
Fingers: Oooh, badass
Fingers: Better
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Milo_Magnus: howdy
Yin: Hello.
Brigsby: Aww, now Adam isn't the only assassin
Yin: He's the only changeling assassin though.
Milo_Magnus: ig that may actually work
Heronius_Napalm: Barvo is still the only Barvo.
Igfig: Also, Milo isn't literally an assassin.
Igfig: in the class sense, I mean
Milo_Magnus: remember when we talked about needing a reason to leave the dark elves?
Brigsby: Also Adam is super-ninja assassin, and I know, he's a bard
Milo_Magnus: this could be it
dreyrugr: Still
dreyrugr: They took what they could get
Igfig: Welp, if you like this idea
Igfig: then go ahead with it
Milo_Magnus: my other idea was a battle of lyre's
Milo_Magnus: in which we exchanged rythmic licks
Igfig: that could be dangerous
Brigsby: Fingers vs Milo?
Milo_Magnus: I'll roll for it
Igfig: also none of these guys play lures
Igfig: *lyres
Milo_Magnus: 1 I'm supposed to kill waffle 2 is a battle of lyres
Milo_Magnus: 1d2
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d2: [2] = 2
Milo_Magnus: battle of lyres it is
dreyrugr: Noone has lyres
dreyrugr: Lyres are for chumps
Brigsby: Electric guitar, lyre, pan-flute, who cares
Heronius_Napalm: You want to challenge Fingers to a music off?
dreyrugr: ROCK AND ROLL IS WHERE IT'S OUT
Milo_Magnus: IT'S A ROCK OFF
dreyrugr: AT*
Milo_Magnus: IT IS A ROCK OFF
dreyrugr: Milo is fucked
Milo_Magnus: FIRST PERSON TO HAVE THEIR SOCKS OFF LOSES
Heronius_Napalm: Oh, you silly thing you.
Igfig: Okay, well
Wilco: There is no way milo can beat us
Milo_Magnus: but igfig
dreyrugr: Milo will die
dreyrugr: horribly
Milo_Magnus: your dungeon master
Milo_Magnus: whatever is cool with you
Igfig: I think the first one makes a little more sense, but if you prefer the second then I'm fine with it
Igfig: When you see your opportunity, jump in and start doing your thing.
Milo_Magnus: the first one would make a little more sense
Milo_Magnus: give me the setting and I'll hop in
SparkyMarky: The dildo is possibly our darkest hour
dreyrugr: We are either on a dock or in a shop
Heronius_Napalm: At least the most horrifically rank.
dreyrugr: once could say
dreyrugr: That the dildo was our
dreyrugr: *sunglasses*
dreyrugr: Shittiest hour
Milo_Magnus: so you guys are on the ship now?
Wilco: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heronius_Napalm: fuck you
Wilco: no
Milo_Magnus: no not shipping
Milo_Magnus: the ship
Wilco: also no
SparkyMarky: looking at the map, we are so mature
dreyrugr: We are the most mature people ever
SparkyMarky: poor effort on that dick drawing
dreyrugr: That wasn't me
SparkyMarky: suuuuure
dreyrugr: Please. I did the dongs and tits
dreyrugr: and butts
SparkyMarky: i did write cox n dix
Milo_Magnus: link the map
SparkyMarky: http://astro.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/
Brigsby: Star Wars EU is ridiculous.
Milo_Magnus: if you guys are a rock band
Brigsby: That's where I got the ship
Milo_Magnus: shouldn't you be looking for a VW bus?
Brigsby: We had a bus. But it ran out of air.
SparkyMarky: A giant VW bus
SparkyMarky: HE'S RIGHT
Brigsby: nah, I like the gilded battleship idea
Brigsby: it's more METAL
Far-Walker: It's better for cover art
SparkyMarky: Metal has some of the best and worst cover art
SparkyMarky: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/PanteraMetalMagic.jpg
Brigsby: I'm gonna have to go to dinner in a while, so just a heads up
Milo_Magnus: do I meet them in town?
dreyrugr: I'm gonna be leaving in about 5 minutes also
Fingers: possibly afk for a bit
dreyrugr: So drey will be passing out from alcohol poisoning again
Wilco: and you say I always leave early
dreyrugr: Either this, or next week will be the last time I have to leave early
Milo_Magnus: igfig
Milo_Magnus: you introduce me when you're ready
Milo_Magnus: keep it moving though
Milo_Magnus: I have two brauts on the grill
Milo_Magnus: my last two
dreyrugr: FAREWELL
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Wilco: fuck yoiu!
Wilco: huh
Yin: ?
Brigsby: I have a +11 to diplomacy, so maybe I could do that kinda stuff
Heronius_Napalm: I can get an additional +4
Heronius_Napalm: so I have 13 technically
Brigsby: Really? Where's the +4 come from?
Heronius_Napalm: Glib tounge
Brigsby: Ah, ok
Brigsby: Milo, if you want to join in, maybe you can be staying in our bus that we're going to now
Milo_Magnus: okay
Milo_Magnus: I'm on the bus
Wilco: you are squatting in our bus
Igfig: There are other people in the bus, I think
Igfig: did you leave someone behind to watch it?  Sark?
Heronius_Napalm: yeah
Brigsby: Oh yeah
Heronius_Napalm: all the band members who don't normally show up
Wilco: or ever
Igfig: yeah... maybe Sark is dead now
Wilco: poor sark
SparkyMarky: We forgot to leave any food or water behind
Igfig: I sort of figured Milo might come at you on your way through the junkyard, but it's really up to him
Milo_Magnus: I can
Brigsby: jump out of a pile of trash or something?
Milo_Magnus: strongbow
Milo_Magnus: roll perception check
Milo_Magnus: if you want to try and find me
Brigsby: Nah, it's passive perception vs your stealth check
Brigsby: I think
Fingers: Don't worry, guys. We left Mop in charge
Heronius_Napalm: I thought you left mop in the ditch where you crashed your shitwagon
Brigsby: I did too, but apparently not
Wilco: We would never leave mop behind like that
Yin: I thought Hero took the mop on his floating disk?
Wilco: yeahy
Heronius_Napalm: Oh right, why do I do nice things for you people?
Wilco: because it's in the contract
Wilco: 1 nice thing a month
Heronius_Napalm: damn, your immortal souls are annoyingly expensive.
Brigsby: argh, it's not letting me get on the character builder
Wilco: pfft
Wilco: character builder
Wilco: also yeah I couldn't get on either a week ago
Far-Walker: I just use simple math and the reference books to build characters
Wilco: Me too
Yin: Me three.
Heronius_Napalm: I use the compeniudm
Brigsby: I like being able to see the feats and everything as I click through them. Otherwise there's like 3000 feats to sift through
Heronius_Napalm: use the filters
Wilco: yeah that
Yin: I use the compendium for finding feats, least the ones that aren't in the books I've got anyways.
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Poen arrives via GIANT STRETCHY DOG
Poen: Sorry guys
Far-Walker: alright
Far-Walker: basically
Yin: Giant stretchy dog?
Far-Walker: We got the ship up.
Poen: Yin, watch Adventure Time.
Yin: We talked to some shipwrights.
Far-Walker: And basically we're getting everything fixed up.
Yin: yar I know of the stretchy dog in adventure time.
SparkyMarky: Everyone watch Adventure time
SparkyMarky: Now
Poen: I arrived via Jake's back, yeah.
Poen: Adventure Time is the perfect show.
Far-Walker: We've hired some people to start repairing, but we were going back to the tour van we arrived in.
Far-Walker: To...scavenge parts?
Far-Walker: I think?
Far-Walker: Yeah.
Far-Walker: But we met a guy along the way.
Poen: And why are we fighting?
Poen: Oh
Far-Walker: A guy who turned out to be an ASSASSIN
Far-Walker: here to kill wilco.
Far-Walker: So he and wilco are fighting.
Poen: Wilco? Why Wilco?
Far-Walker: And the rest of us are deciding whether it's worth the effort to save him
Wilco: I have no idea
Far-Walker: We have no idea
Yin: Probably cause he's fat.
Far-Walker: Anti-obesity campaign
Yin: They take it very seriously.
Far-Walker: It's Michelle Obama's third phase of the operation
Poen: Is there a map for this? Because I see only dicks and bad words in the space.
Wilco: We are right next to each other
Poen: Okay.
Yin: I don't think so, I don't know.  The computer I'm on didn't have its flash up to date so I can't see.
Poen: How's the dude doing? Does Wilco require assistance?
Far-Walker: nah we're just imagining it in our heads
Far-Walker: now biggy
Wilco: No
Far-Walker: *no biggy
Far-Walker: and no wilco's fine.
Wilco: Fingers was a nice guy and healed me
Wilco: so I could actually draw my weapon
Poen: Who's Milo?
Wilco: Evilspud
Poen: Okay. Thanks for catching me up to speed.
Fingers: I'm gone, guys. The pain is starting to build up, so I'm gonna try and get to sleep
Fingers: Hopefully I'll have everything sorted by next week, sorry
Poen: Fingers, you're in pain? Oh goodness, go get some rest.
Yin: It's alright, hope you feel better soon Bravo.
Far-Walker: Good luck, Bravo.
Wilco: FINGERS IS BRAVO?
Poen: Good night!
Wilco: wow
Far-Walker: yup
Poen: Apparently, yes.
Far-Walker: (You're my favorite now Fingers-Bravo)
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Poen: I've got to run for dinner. I might not be back.
Poen: I'm sorry for being so flaky.
Far-Walker: We got things covered. Don't worry
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Wilco: ugh, I hate wilco
Igfig: you mentioned
Wilco: I'm going to try and be as daring as possible to get him killed
Wilco: so I can switch to cynthia or jigsaw
Wilco: maybe go out in a ball of fire
Yin: Then we'll only have 1 defender though.
Heronius_Napalm: We are lucky to have 1 around now.
Wilco: a defender who is never here
Heronius_Napalm: It makes no difference
Yin: I suppose.
Wilco: the problem with wilco is that at first I tried to make him an attacker
Wilco: then halfway through decided to make him a defender
Wilco: so he is a terrible combination of both
Poen: I am back, for about 10-20 minutes.
Igfig: hurrah
Igfig: they just got back to their ship, the Bus
Igfig: it is unlike any ship you've ever seen
Poen: Someone needs to draw a picture of it.
Poen: *nudge nudge*
Igfig: there are a few pictures of it
Poen: Link me on PWOT! Anyway, I've gotta split. Sorry for my flaky presence tonight. I'll be back next week with a lot of energy.
Heronius_Napalm: http://frozenpieart.tumblr.com/post/7591208511/its-like-this-every-week
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Milo_Magnus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_Minderbinder
Wilco: also what the hell is a minderbinder
Wilco: oh wait it's just the guy's name, weird name
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