Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd2. Yin quit. Alek_Deckard joined #pwot_dnd2. Slim_Bankshot quit. Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd2. Slim_Bankshot: I'm still not entirely sure where we are holdr: Gentlemen. I have made a new character holdr: An Artificer/Sword mage Gensia Slim_Bankshot: As a heads up everyone, I'll probably be leaving around 11:30 again. My day tomorrow is gonna be busy to the MAX. Heronius_Napalm: I have an artificer named Harold. Heronius_Napalm: he is very nervous. holdr: I need to come up with an RP style and a real name for her. Frogbone joined #pwot_dnd2. Lucas_Strongbow: So what's our plan then? Ace_Justice: I don't even know where we are on the map Barvo: Get to enemies. Ace_Justice: I think we should try a drive by of the stems Barvo: murder enemies Ace_Justice: I have a big axe Ace_Justice: fly by the stem Ace_Justice: I will swing and try to chop through it Igfig: the stem is quite thick Igfig: but it's possible Ace_Justice: We can always do more then one pass Barvo: I also have an axe Barvo: dual chop that thing Ace_Justice: me barvo and holdr are the guys with big axes Ace_Justice: if all three of us swing we can chop that sucker down holdr: No, no. I have a giant spear Ace_Justice: oh Ace_Justice: You can... swear at it? holdr: YOu can summon BD so he can punch it I guess Ace_Justice: Anyway how does that idea sound Barvo: it is... a thing Ace_Justice: If we have no other ideas I vote we do that holdr: I'm a dwarf so I could diggy diggy hole it Lucas_Strongbow: I say we take out the wasps, then head inside Ace_Justice: bah Barvo: Holdr Barvo: what is your plan for your turn? holdr: I'm still planning Ace_Justice: So time for a battle of the bands? Ace_Justice: Do we still have our instruments? holdr: I'll just stab whatever is near me Ace_Justice: Igfig Ace_Justice: what is the skill roll for singing? Brigsby: perform Ace_Justice: what does preform use? Brigsby: Charisma or Dexterity Lucas_Strongbow: I'm trying to figure out what to do Brigsby: your choice Ace_Justice: Charisma it is Lucas_Strongbow: Attack the wasp (which I don't know if they're in range) or do music Igfig: Brigsby is correct, yeah wasps: I like to think your instruments are those kind of items that you always have with you no matter what holdr quit. Ace_Justice: We wear them like Thor' Ace_Justice: Thor's hammer Ace_Justice: on a necklace Ace_Justice: we can take off the necklace and they grow to full size Barvo: wasn't that a cartoon Barvo: featuring sonic the hedgehog. holdr joined #pwot_dnd2. Ace_Justice: I don't remember Ace_Justice: I remember reading on tvtropes that thor could do that with his hammer Ace_Justice: I might be mistaken though Igfig: maybe you're thinking of Magic Monkey? Igfig: He had a club like that Igfig: lso Goku Ace_Justice: I don't know what magic monkey is Ace_Justice: I'll look it up real quick Ace_Justice: whoa Ace_Justice: What happens when you turn a Bag of Holding inside out? Barvo: your arm falls off Ace_Justice: oh Lucas_Strongbow: It's what we're going to have to do to beat the final boss Ace_Justice: Welp, I can't find that information again Igfig: Turning a bag of holidng inside out differs by edition Ace_Justice: oh Igfig: I think in 4e, it just empties out the bag Ace_Justice: What happens in the older ones Ace_Justice: ? Igfig: in 2e, you could use an inverted bag of holding to walk through walls I think Igfig: it didn't make sense Igfig: 3e was also just emptying out Ace_Justice: Yeah that doesn't make any sense Alek_Deckard: And 3.5? Barvo: Putting a bag of holding inside another bag of holding causes a black hole. Ace_Justice: flying carpet Ace_Justice: whoa Igfig: yeah, there was that as well Ace_Justice: bagception Ace_Justice: what if you put a bag of holding in a handy haversack? Igfig: portable holes also interacted oddly Igfig: there were a lot of weird things Igfig: look it up in the SRD maybe Igfig: d20srd.org BouDude: Hey Brigs, wanna switch helm position? I got higher arcana Brigsby: Yeah, let's go for it BouDude: Aright, cool man, May the rock be with you! Ace_Justice: Always Frogbone quit. Brigsby quit. Brigsby quit. PwotMoose joined #pwot_dnd2. wasps: What is the big S again? Ace_Justice: Us Ace_Justice: our ship Ace_Justice: the party wasps: Ah wasps: Man I ate a bunch of doughnuts and they made me sleepy. wasps: (Don't worry I'm not leaving) Ace_Justice: I haven't had donuts in months Ace_Justice: I should go buy donuts Ace_Justice: but I need this money to buy a little wizard figurine I found at the local RPG store wasps: NERRRRRDDDD! Ace_Justice: WE'RE PLAYING DND RIGHT NOW Ace_Justice: Also you should see it Ace_Justice: Big wizard hat Ace_Justice: staff Ace_Justice: badass robes Ace_Justice: the whole nine yards Igfig: Also Holdr, another thought Igfig: you could always use a more dextrous PC, like Black Dynamite, in more ship-based adventures holdr: BD Doesn't have dex I think holdr: He's more STR Igfig: I think he's Str/Dex Barvo: I could use vess for an on ship battle. Barvo: that would be interesting. holdr: Also holdr: Holdr stabs Ace_Justice Igfig: but in any case, I guess you melee folks have something to do now! Alek_Deckard: Yeah monks are Str/Dex or Dex/Wis. holdr: 1d20+11 v AC Fortuna: holdr, v AC: [1] = 12 holdr: Nope Ace_Justice: HAHAHA holdr: ACTION POINT holdr: 1d20+11 v AC Fortuna: holdr, v AC: [7] = 18 holdr: Oh well Ace_Justice: HAW HAW HAW holdr: Black Dynamite come sup and punches Ace holdr: 1d20+13 Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+13: [12] = 25 Ace_Justice: still miss Ace_Justice: now stop rolling holdr: You shut up Alek_Deckard: I wish we had shark guns now. Ace_Justice: we should make these sharks mate Ace_Justice: and use the baby sharks as ammo in our ballistaes Alek_Deckard: Where would we keep them? We didn't have room for the giant electric eel, we probably don't have enough room to properly keep a shark breedery either. Ace_Justice: Sharks are much smaller then an electric eel Alek_Deckard: Yeah but they still need swimming space, particularly if there will be baby sharks, plus food stuffs. Ace_Justice: chocolate coins Alek_Deckard: We'll come back with a bigger ship, nab some sharks when we nab the giant electric eel. Alek_Deckard: Have a whole aquatic themed armoury. Ace_Justice: hell yes Alek_Deckard: Shark cannons, squid launchers, electric eel thunder blasters. Barvo: On my turn I will smash some sharks wasps: Mind controlling shellfish launcher BouDude: FYI, turning the volume up for my turn, hoping to add to perform bonuses again. Ace_Justice: I'm going to pick up the dead sharks at throw them at the other ships on my turn holdr: Ace Ace_Justice: ? holdr: Should I straddle the shark? holdr: and you can diplo it Ace_Justice: straddle? Ace_Justice: dpilo Alek_Deckard: Load it up onto a ballista first. Ace_Justice: ? wasps: meanwhile, the steel drums pick up. wasps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo63Cbx3bps Ace_Justice: oh hey good idea holdr: Which one Ace_Justice: who cares Ace_Justice: I'll just be firing a shark at the enemies holdr: I'll pick it up then holdr: Igfig holdr: What would I be rolling to pick up the shark? Ace_Justice: strength Ace_Justice: what do you think?! holdr: and then loading it on to the ballista Ace_Justice: Charisma? Ace_Justice: "Hello shark, please get into the ballistae" Igfig: Strength to pick up a shark holdr: Awesome Ace_Justice: gosh that was unexpected holdr: Then what to load it into a ballista holdr: Shut up Ace Ace_Justice: I don't think there is a roll for that holdr: ... Igfig: to pick up and carry a live shark, you have to grab him and then move him, each of which is a Str vs. Fort. attack holdr: I'm picking up a hostile creature- TOLD YOU Ace_Justice: you're putting it down Ace_Justice: not picking it up holdr: I'd assume it's a bit more complicated loading a creature into a weapon Alek_Deckard: Plus I thought you were doing the dead shark? holdr: Nope Ace_Justice: The live one will be even cooler holdr: Live shark Ace_Justice: We loaded you into it Ace_Justice: and you're a pretty fat guy holdr: Yeah, I was agreeing to it though holdr: You're fatter Ace_Justice: then launch the dead one holdr: and mute holdr: No Ace_Justice: I'm not buff Ace_Justice: I mena fat Ace_Justice: I'm not fat holdr: AHAHAHA holdr: ACE ISN'T BUFF Ace_Justice: I was a slave for manual labor, it's impossible to be fat in those conditions holdr: You found a way Ace_Justice: Nope Alek_Deckard: Unless he draws power from his fat deposites. holdr: 1d20 Ace is fat Fortuna: holdr, Ace is fat: [10] = 10 Ace_Justice: HAW holdr: You're overweight\ Alek_Deckard: 1d20 assist in Ace being fat. Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, assist in Ace being fat.: [12] = 12 Ace_Justice: 1d20 to be fit and not fat Fortuna: Ace_Justice, to be fit and not fat: [7] = 7 holdr: AHAHAHAAH Ace_Justice: WHY ARE ALL MY ROLLS SHIT Alek_Deckard: Cause Lucas just got a 20 in the main chat. Ace_Justice: oh Ace_Justice: that makes sense Lucas_Strongbow: Your shit rolls elevate me Ace_Justice: you're welcome Alek_Deckard: Hey guys, I don't think we want the plant to hit us. holdr: Guys. I vote we install a GPS in our ship with the voice of Alan Rickman Ace_Justice: errr Ace_Justice: I recognize that name Ace_Justice: let me check google really quick holdr: Snape waffle holdr: It's snape Ace_Justice: oh Ace_Justice: that's a terrible idea Ace_Justice: Morgan Freeman Ace_Justice: he is my default voice guy holdr: The Ship computer is voiced by freeman, GPS by Alan Rickman Ace_Justice: alright fine wasps: Nah. Spaceship. It has to be patrick srewart or wiliam shatner wasps: *stewart holdr: And now we see if Ace recognizes any of those napes holdr: names* Ace_Justice: I think shatner will work holdr: HE DOES Ace_Justice: ... Ace_Justice: Even I know shatner holdr: Good Ace_Justice: Patrick Stewert was a little more difficult to remember Ace_Justice: I remember Kevin Spacey though! wasps: Professor X Ace_Justice: if only because he was in a space movie Ace_Justice: moon Ace_Justice: Professor Ace_Justice: whoa, I broke stuff Ace_Justice: oh god what did I do Ace_Justice: ignoreing that, Ace_Justice: I only remember kevin spacey because he was in a space movie Ace_Justice: moon I think holdr: 1d20 FIX IT Fortuna: holdr, FIX IT: [8] = 8 holdr: It is not fixed Ace_Justice quit. mib_rv368v joined #pwot_dnd2. mib_rv368v: bam, fixed holdr: No it's not Ace_Justice: yes it is holdr: 1d20 Ace is mib Fortuna: holdr, Ace is mib: [20] = 20 Ace_Justice: YOU JUST STOLE SOMEONE'S TWENTY Ace_Justice: YOU DICK holdr: hehehe\ Ace_Justice: oh okay Ace_Justice: it saved igfig from hitting us Ace_Justice: with a critical Alek_Deckard: Nope. Alek_Deckard: That was for something else. Alek_Deckard: Different dice too. Ace_Justice: oh holdr: You have to become mib Ace holdr: The dice declared it Barvo: 3d10+4 Fortuna: Barvo, 3d10+4: [2, 1, 5] = 12 Ace_Justice: ? Alek_Deckard: Though I haven't really made much use of having a follower going around with me in Skyrim actually. Barvo: I do the sneaky sneaky Barvo: so I don't like having one. Ace_Justice: my follower is usually only there to cover the other avenue of attack Ace_Justice: like if I'm a fighter, I'll either get an archer or a mage Ace_Justice: and the opposite Barvo: I just slash all the throats Barvo: after emptying their pockets Alek_Deckard: I have a tendency to just solo all over regardless of playstyle. Alek_Deckard: For the character. Ace_Justice: I haven't done a thief playthrough yet Alek_Deckard: Though, I'm going to be doing my shield character over again, maybe I'll nab a follower for that. Ace_Justice: I have a tradition of doing a local race fighter my first playthrough in a bethesda game Barvo: My next one will be a big dumb bruiser Ace_Justice: oh it's so fun Ace_Justice: but even though I was a fighter Ace_Justice: my sneak was around 40 Ace_Justice: no perks for it though Ace_Justice: I always have my skills over 30 for some reason Barvo: The perks can make it ridiculous Ace_Justice: I guess I just sort of use everything Barvo: I've pickpocketed people while standing in front of them Ace_Justice: hahah Alek_Deckard: I have a really hard time getting my armor skills up, I mean, if I set out to do it I'd probably be fine. Ace_Justice: did you pickpocket their clothes? Barvo: Then killed them Barvo: I don't have that perk yet Barvo: soon though Alek_Deckard: But I have a hard time hitting 40 with them, even with the more straight up fight characters. Ace_Justice: I've found that just standing in front of a skeever helps get armor up fast