PwotMoose: Brigs or Dave?
Igfig: shrug
handofevil: We're just finishing up a few things right now
Igfig: whoever you've been using so far
PwotMoose: Brigs then
handofevil: Oh, I finally remembered how to RP Holdr
Ace_Justice: I want to make it clear that dill pickle chips are the best chips ever made
Thorn: Nein.
Heronius_Napalm: I want to be clear that drinking anything other than coke-cola is an offense.
Ace_Justice: That is true
Ace_Justice: but coke with dill pickle chips is the snack of gods
Heronius_Napalm: I prefer burnt kettle chips.
Heronius_Napalm: the more rock-like the better.
Ace_Justice: Urgh
Ace_Justice: burnt chips are horrible
Heronius_Napalm: you are the worst person.
Ace_Justice: Have you ever tried the chilli recipe Captain Bravo posted on the forums a little while ago?
Ace_Justice: Actually I'm pretty sure bravo is in this dnd group
Heronius_Napalm: He was
Heronius_Napalm: he left.
Ace_Justice: oh yeah
Ace_Justice: shame
Ace_Justice: still
Ace_Justice: you should totally try that chilli 
Ace_Justice: it is just amazing
Ace_Justice: I grew a beard after finishing it
Heronius_Napalm: I already have a beard.
Ace_Justice: it will get bigger
Ace_Justice: Texas bigger
Igfig: you have impelled me to go get a bite to eat.
Igfig: back in a sec
Heronius_Napalm: hmm
Heronius_Napalm: the admin at plothook pmed me.
Heronius_Napalm: asked if I was going to join a game on that site.
Heronius_Napalm: odd.
Thorn: Dun dun duns.
Ace_Justice: He did that for me too
Brigsby: I'm not sure why, but that just reminded me that my LOTRO account is suspended for the next three days
Heronius_Napalm: I suppose he just wants to know if my account is inactive or not.
Igfig: back
Ace_Justice: you missed a montage
Igfig: I saw it
Igfig: when you mentioned plothook and games it reminded me of my old days at Sigil Prep
Ace_Justice: nerrrrddd
Igfig: now I have to go look and see what they're up to these days
Igfig: Sigil Prep is the best campaign I have ever been part of
Ace_Justice: what is it
Igfig: It's basically a college movie
Igfig: set at an adventurer's college in Sigil
Igfig: the city at the center of the multiverse
Ace_Justice: oh neat
Igfig: it's sort of a double parody but also genuine
Igfig: huge cast of great players, awesome DM
Igfig: would take weeks to read it all though
Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd2.
Thorn: Ta das.
Brigsby: TEAM SABOTAGE IN THIS THREAD
Thorn: All two + oen of us.
Heronius: So are we on the planet?
Thorn: one*
Brigsby: Yeah, we're going around back
Thorn: I think we have to shuttle down.
Valet: "Alright. Does your master have a specific destination in mind?"
Brigsby: right
Valet: Oh wait
Valet: Bam. Red
Valet: Alright
Valet: "Did your master have a specific destination in mind?"
Brigsby: "I'm to be taken to the band's entrance, I'm not sure about them."
Valet: "Very well."
Valet: The space limo circles around back.
Heronius_Barvo: we are all to go there, we have preperations to make.
Valet: "Band entrance."
Brigsby: "Thank you", I say as I get off. I tip him a gold piece or something
Valet: "Thank you sirrah."
Heronius_Barvo: I exite.
Heronius_Barvo: looking imperious
Thorn: I follow, looking gnollish.
Valet: The space limo pulls off
Brigsby: Alright, what are you two gonna do? Because I'm gonna get rid of this band
Heronius_Barvo: we will help you with that, then we are going to go find a ship to steal
Heronius_Barvo: and some mischief to cause
Brigsby: Sounds good
Thorn: Likely setting up the ships we don't steal to explode.
Brigsby: Ready?
Brigsby: (Oh shit, I need to come up with some lyrics)
Heronius_Barvo: all set
Thorn: Always.
disembodied_narrator: There's a bouncer at the entrance
Brigsby: Is he as big as the one in the other chat?
Other_bouncer: "Can I help yout?"
Other_bouncer: He is
Heronius_Barvo: good, means he is dumb as hell.
Brigsby: Hi, we're the band.
Brigsby: in quotes
Brigsby: "Hi we're the band"
Other_bouncer: "Which band."
Brigsby: "The one that's playing for the Officers tonight."
Thorn: "The band that gets booed off the stage before Illin takes the stage.
Brigsby: "What he said."
Other_bouncer: "You don't look like you're in a band."
Heronius_Barvo: We are to be humiliated before the crowd
Heronius_Barvo: for being non elven
Other_bouncer: "What's your name."
Thorn: The Lesser Races.
Other_bouncer: The bouncer checks his clipboard
Other_bouncer: "You're not on here."
Heronius_Barvo: Commander Eltas added us
Heronius_Barvo: as a surprise for the generals
Heronius_Barvo: bluff check
Heronius_Barvo: with glib tongue
Other_bouncer: Roll it
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+10: [20] = 30
Heronius_Barvo: bitch
Ace_Justice: whoa
Other_bouncer: HOLY CRAP
Ace_Justice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EvcItjITGk
Brigsby: damn straight
Other_bouncer: "Pardon me sirs. How could I be so stupid."
Other_bouncer: "Head on in."
Other_bouncer: The bouncer steps aside."
Heronius_Barvo: Thank you my good sir.
Other_bouncer: As you step in, you can see your other comrades mingling
Other_bouncer: or whatever they're doing
Brigsby: (Due to lack of spontaneous lyric ideas, I will instead sing a modified version of Catullus 16)
Heronius_Barvo: give him a diplomacy check to make him second guess himself in case of a struggle later on.
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+10: [14] = 24
Other_bouncer: The bouncer ushers you back stage through a door.
Brigsby: what was the General's name?
Other_bouncer: Amarear
Heronius_Barvo: right
Other_bouncer: (It translates to beautiful unicorn)
Brigsby: Wonderful
Heronius_Barvo: of fucking course it does
Ace_Justice: We're in, make sure you get your side done, we can't stay disguised forever
Thorn: I wonder if he tastes like unicorn, probably not.
Heronius_Barvo: doubtful
Other_bouncer: The band is sitting around
Other_bouncer: praticing
Heronius_Barvo: anyone else around?
Other_bouncer: Nope
Heronius_Barvo: perfect
Brigsby: Are we backstage?
Other_bouncer: Yes you are
Brigsby: I'm guessing yes
Heronius_Barvo: also, are there any hooded cloaks nearby?
Thorn: How soundproofed is this space?  I suppose the party would cover up most noises all the same.
Other_bouncer: You could probably cut the curtain
Thorn: Also how many band members are there?
Brigsby: Let's not do that, those are probably really expensive
Heronius_Barvo: either of you good at sewing?
Other_bouncer: All that's between you and the party is a curtain and a wall
Other_bouncer: Also, there's 4
Thorn: So we'd be relying on party noises to cover up any noise, so best to be quiet.
Brigsby: All my attacks are Thunder or Lightning, so it's hard for me to be discrete
Heronius_Barvo: stealth checks for quiet
Thorn: Yeah.
Other_bouncer: Give me a sec, I need to find where I put their stats
Heronius_Barvo: I doubt they are high level brigs
Heronius_Barvo: you could give them a little song to distract.
Other_bouncer: There they are
Heronius_Barvo: Thorn could get some backstabs in
Heronius_Barvo: I can get some magical missiles
Thorn: I have two backstabs an encounter.
Brigsby: Yeah, I can go onstage with a microphone and sing a nice, pretty Draconic song to cover up you two beating the tar out of the other band
Other_bouncer: The other leader notices you and stands up. 
Zawyn: "Can I help you?"
Thorn: "Our apologies, we're just, awed, to see you."
Zawyn: He blushes
Zawyn: "Oh why thank you."
Brigsby: There are microphones out there, right?
Zawyn: Si
Thorn: "We're The Lesser Races, a rather paltry band compared to one of such fame as yours."
Heronius_Barvo: wait, he is in to thorn?
Thorn: Some elves are into weird things, they do love nature.
Zawyn: Wait what?
Zawyn: Yes he is
Zawyn: "I do quite love gnolls."
Brigsby: Alright, I go out there, other chat?
Zawyn: "Maybe you and me could spend some... quality time together."
Zawyn: Yeah
Thorn: "Perhaps we could.  You should bring a friend."
Zawyn: "Mmmm. I'd like that."
Heronius_Barvo aside to the elf
Heronius_Barvo: "thorn here is very, VERY skilled.
Zawyn: He smiles
Heronius_Barvo: you should be very excited to be chosen"
Zawyn: "Of that I have no doubt."
Zawyn: "Oh believe me I am."
Zawyn: "And- Wait, what's your friend doing?"
Heronius_Barvo: Nothing at all.
Heronius_Barvo: Hypnosis!
Thorn: "A bit of our band's job, we were hired to be booed off stage."
Zawyn: Hold on, Slim wants area names
Zawyn: Back
Zawyn: "Yes, but shouldn't you all be up there?"
Thorn: "He'll be fine, I'd much rather get my hands on some elf meat."
Thorn suggestively winks.
Zawyn: "Mmmmm. Sounds good."
Heronius_Barvo: alright then.
Heronius_Barvo: so how many of the band follow thorn?
Ace_Justice: What the hell is going on in this other chat
Thorn: Zawyn and one other band member I think.
Zawyn: One other
Heronius_Barvo: okay
Heronius_Barvo: so that leaves me alone with two of them?
Zawyn: "Rhyala! Come!"
Thorn: And some cover noise from Brigsby on stage I believe.
Zawyn: Yeah
Brigsby: singing now
Heronius_Barvo: okay, time for some serious wizarding.
Thorn: He rolled a 30, so you should be good for plenty of fire.
Thorn: Right, to the other room with the elves quickly then.
Zawyn: Try and avoid the curtains though
Zawyn: They're very nice
Heronius_Barvo: haha
Heronius_Barvo: Actually
Heronius_Barvo: it is time for item number 3
Heronius_Barvo: Mind Control
Zawyn: Oh crap
Zawyn: That sounds hilarious
Heronius_Barvo: so who are the two remaining band members?
Zawyn: You have no idea
Zawyn: One is playing the harp and the other a flute
Heronius_Barvo: The one plaing the flute suddenly hears whispered in her ear "slut"
flute_girl: "Who said that!"
Heronius_Barvo: said what?
flute_girl: "Was it you?!"
Heronius_Barvo: me what?
flute_girl: She storms up to you
flute_girl: "You better not have just called me a slut!"
Ace_Justice: Hero is awesome
Heronius_Barvo: I take a quick glance over her shoulder.
Lucas_Strongbow: A romance blossoms
Heronius_Barvo: I cast Charm of misplaced wrath on the harpist.
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+9: [12] = 21
Heronius_Barvo: vs will
flute_girl: Hit
flute_girl: I sometimes forget you guys are only level 6
Heronius_Barvo: She attacks the flautist
Heronius_Barvo: with a +4 to damage
flute_girl:  1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: flute_girl, v AC: [18] = 29
Ace_Justice: I thought we were level 4
Brigsby: Alright, I'm going to sing something in Common next, when I sing the word FIRE, is when you guys come onstage
flute_girl: She grabs a bottle and smacks the flutist
Heronius_Barvo: "oh my!"
flute_girl:  2d6+10
Fortuna: flute_girl,  2d6+10: [5, 6] = 21
Brigsby: we're level 6 you idiot
flute_girl: Yes I know
Ace_Justice: oh hey so we are
Heronius_Barvo: "Why would you do that?"
Ace_Justice: I hardly look up at that part of my character sheet
Heronius_Barvo: The harpist is dazed
flute_girl: "Ow!"
Heronius_Barvo: and cannot speak
Brigsby: did you guys get the Fire message?
Heronius_Barvo: so I ghost sound her voice infront of her mouth
Heronius_Barvo: SLUT!
Heronius_Barvo: oh my
Thorn: Yes we heard.
Heronius_Barvo: Off to the stage then.
Thorn: Or, Hero heard.
flute_girl: The flutist and the harpist are now wrestling on the ground
flute_girl: Tearing each other's hair and such
Heronius_Barvo: well, that went swimmingly!
Heronius_Barvo rubs hands together
Thorn: Right, so over in the room with me and the two elves then?
flute_girl: Yeah
Heronius_Barvo: yup
Heronius_Barvo: also, I take whatever valuables they might have had.
Zawyn: They only had their instruments and a few bottles of rum
Zawyn: "Mmmm. So now that we're alone, what do you wanna do to me?"
Brigsby: I SAID FIRE COME UP COME UP
Zawyn: Hero is out there now
Heronius_Barvo: wait, why would hero be on stage?
Heronius_Barvo: ahh whatever
Zawyn: Oh
Zawyn: Nevermind then
Zawyn: It hought you went out
Zawyn: Brigs wants fire though
Heronius_Barvo: on it
Thorn: "I need a bit of time to prepare, I'd like you to get started though, could you kiss each other?"
Zawyn: "I'd rather kiss you."
Thorn: "I know, but I have to get in the mood first."
Thorn: "Please, the wait will be worth it."
Zawyn: He looks slightly disappointed
Zawyn: "Fiiiiiine" He sighs
Zawyn: And does exactly that
Thorn: Right, and while they're doing that I'd like to take this moment to stab them both through the neck at the same time.
Thorn: Can I do that?
Zawyn: Of course
Thorn: Awesome, so, combat advantage, backstab, all that fun stuff.
Thorn: 1d20+18 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [2] = 20
Thorn: Oh wow.
Thorn: Good thing they're unarmored and uh oh.
Zawyn: That's not a hit
Zawyn: It hits the other guy though
Ace_Justice: quick! while he's shocked go again!
Ace_Justice: if you can do that I mean
Zawyn: So roll init then
Zawyn: You have a surprise round
Zawyn:  1d20+6
Fortuna: Zawyn,  1d20+6: [5] = 11
Zawyn:  1d20+6
Fortuna: Zawyn,  1d20+6: [12] = 18
Thorn: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d20+11: [17] = 28
Zawyn: First is for other due and second is for zawyn
Zawyn: Someone put it up there please
Thorn: Right, so damage from that attack that hit the other guy at the least then.
Thorn: 2d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn, 2d6+2d8+8: [2, 3, 2, 6] = 21
Zawyn: Alright\
Zawyn: So you have a surprise round
Thorn: So that guy is still standing?
Zawyn: Yeah
Thorn: Right.
Thorn: Bloodied?
Zawyn: So thorn, Z, and M
Zawyn: Nope
Thorn: Well crud.
Heronius_Barvo: do I come into this?
Zawyn: You can if you want
Thorn: Well I'll do my backstab on M again then.
Thorn: 1d20+18 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [9] = 27
Thorn: 2d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn, 2d6+2d8+8: [1, 4, 6, 7] = 26
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+5: [9] = 14
Zawyn: Alright
Zawyn: And your regular turn now
Thorn: And that is my surprise round then.  I believe now a total of 47 damage on M.
Thorn: I stab M again.
Thorn: 1d20+15 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [9] = 24
Zawyn: Hit
Thorn: Wait, right yeah this would be a new round cause that was a surprise round, so I get sneak attack damage again again.
Thorn: 1d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d6+2d8+8: [5, 2, 1] = 16
Thorn: So another 16 damage, bringing the total to 63.
Zawyn: Alright
Zawyn: Yeah bloodied
Thorn: Damn, these guys have a bunch of health.
Zawyn: Not really. It's average for their level
Zawyn: Which is your level
Ace_Justice: shouldn't we hear the fighting/
Ace_Justice: ?
Thorn: Guess it comes with being a band member.
Thorn: I'm in a backroom further away from the backstage.
Zawyn: Nope. Brigs is up on stage
Zawyn: I think
Thorn: Zawyn himself suggested it was a "quiet place" to do stuff in.
Ace_Justice: aah
Ace_Justice: okay then
Thorn: "What, not in to gore Zawyn?"
Zawyn: "How dare you."
Zawyn: He whips his hair and sends out a sparkling bolt
Zawyn:  1d20+10 v Ref
Fortuna: Zawyn, v Ref: [11] = 21
Thorn: Hit.
Lucas_Strongbow: That is a fabulous attack
Heronius_Barvo: That is the gayest use of magic I have ever seen.
Zawyn:  2d8+5 radiant
Fortuna: Zawyn, radiant: [7, 1] = 13
Zawyn: and you're slid on square
Thorn: Ow.
Zawyn: He brushes off his fellow band member
Zawyn: "Go kill 'em honey."
Zawyn: End turn
Heronius_Barvo: Hero!
Heronius_Barvo: Tasha's Forcible Conscription
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+9 vs Will Zawyn
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, vs Will Zawyn: [15] = 24
Zawyn: Hit
Heronius_Barvo: He is stunned until my next turn
Heronius_Barvo: and he makes a basic attack against the other enemy.
Zawyn: His hand sprays glitter onto his friend
Lucas_Strongbow: keep it down you lot
Zawyn:  1d20+10 v Will
Fortuna: Zawyn, v Will: [9] = 19
Zawyn: Hit
Zawyn: He's slid 3 squares and dazed
Heronius_Barvo: haha
Heronius_Barvo: nice
Heronius_Barvo: End
Ary quit.
Zawyn: Other enemy who's name I forgot
Zawyn: He'll move and can't do anything else
Heronius_Barvo: Thorn
Heronius_Barvo: don't hit zawyn yet
Heronius_Barvo: otherwise the stun goes away.
Thorn: I was planning on finishing off the M one before stabbing him anyways.
Heronius_Barvo: good
Heronius_Barvo: It is your turn.
Heronius_Barvo: you have CA on M
Thorn: Hooray for more stabbing.
Thorn: 1d20+15 vs. AC on M
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC on M: [5] = 20
Thorn: I believe a 20 was a hit last time on M so
Thorn: 1d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d6+2d8+8: [1, 7, 2] = 18
Zawyn: Alright
Zawyn: He's almost dead
Zawyn: Anything else?
Heronius_Barvo: I belive that makes it my turn.
Zawyn: Mhmm
Heronius_Barvo: Alrighty
Heronius_Barvo: cinderfall, hitting the two elves
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+11 vs M ref
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, vs M ref: [9] = 20
Zawyn: Hit
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+9 vs Z ref
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, vs Z ref: [7] = 16
Zawyn: Nope
Heronius_Barvo: 1d8+7
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d8+7: [6] = 13
Heronius_Barvo: does that get M?
Zawyn: Bah so close
Heronius_Barvo: 5 more damage
Zawyn: Dead
Heronius_Barvo: beauty
Zawyn: "[Insert name here]! Noooooooo!"
Zawyn: "How dare you!"
Heronius_Barvo: Action point
Zawyn: "I'll kill you for that!"
Heronius_Barvo: Magic Missile
Heronius_Barvo: 10 damage
Zawyn: "Oof!"\
Heronius_Barvo: done
Heronius_Barvo: Thorn.
Zawyn: Wait
Zawyn: Isn't is Z's turn?
Zawyn: Or am I missing something
Heronius_Barvo: He was stunned
Heronius_Barvo: until my tur
Heronius_Barvo: n
Zawyn: Ah
Zawyn: continue then
Zawyn: thorn
Thorn: Right, Ambush Trick, stabby time.
Thorn: 1d20+15 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [11] = 26
Thorn: 1d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d6+2d8+8: [6, 1, 6] = 21
Zawyn: Bloodied
Thorn: Right, and...
Thorn: Action Point, not to stab though.
Thorn: I think it would be a good time to throw that general off the trail of this fight perhaps, since I'm assuming that he caught a whiff of it.
Thorn: Or should I wait for that for once Slim gets back?
Zawyn: Wait til slim is back
Thorn: Alright, I'll save the action point for that then.
Thorn: Next.
Zawyn: Z then
Zawyn: Throws his hair back and gleams with beauty
Zawyn:  2#1d20+12 v AC Hero Thorn
Fortuna: Zawyn, v AC Hero Thorn: [1] = 13; v AC Hero Thorn: [3] = 15
Zawyn: Oh crap
Zawyn: Blast back
Heronius_Barvo: miss
Thorn: Miss.
Thorn: Very miss.
Zawyn: Crap
Zawyn:  3d6+6 half damage on me
Fortuna: Zawyn, half damage on me: [6, 3, 5] = 20
Zawyn:  10
Zawyn: End turn
Heronius_Barvo: Hero!
Thorn: So he hurt himself with his own splendor.
Heronius_Barvo: Magic Missile!
Heronius_Barvo: 10 damage
Zawyn: Alright
Heronius_Barvo: end
Zawyn: Thorn
Thorn: Ambush Trick, stabby stab.
Waffle joined #pwot_dnd2.
Thorn: 1d20+15 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [12] = 27
Zawyn: Hey. No waffle's here
Thorn: 1d6+2d8+8.
Waffle: Delf, can you kick ace?
Ace_Justice was kicked by Zawyn.
Thorn: 1d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d6+2d8+8: [2, 1, 8] = 19
Zawyn: Oh crap
Zawyn: You wanna do just a tad bit mroe damage
Thorn: Course I'd like to.
Ace_Justice quit.
Zawyn: as in 2 maybe
Thorn: I'll just nice and quietly reroll that 1.
Thorn: 1d8
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d8: [3] = 3
Thorn: Ta da.
Zawyn: Perfect
Zawyn: He collapses in a pile of glitter
Heronius_Barvo: Fun.
Zawyn: And thus the battle ends
Heronius_Barvo: Now Thorn.
Thorn: Yes boss?
Heronius_Barvo: Let's go find something large and expensive to break.
Thorn: That sounds like a wonderful thing to do.
Zawyn: You happen to be in a very large and expensive place
Heronius_Barvo: Nice, but I was thinking more like battleships.
Heronius_Barvo: first though, I want to rig up this place to burn.
Brigsby: If the procedure was the same as us, all the battleships are in orbit
Heronius_Barvo: hmm
Thorn: What about a control tower of some sort?
Thorn: Like the place that security guy messages us from?
Heronius_Barvo: We shall need to survey the area.
Heronius_Barvo: perhaps we can get a fight to break out?
Ace_Justice: try that ghost sound thing again
Ace_Justice: that was clever
Thorn: Right, I have an idea.
Zawyn: Please do what I'm thinking
Zawyn: It'd be hilarious
Thorn: What are you thinking?
Heronius_Barvo: tell usss!
Thorn: I love hilarious things.
Zawyn: You could find out where the rest of the party is
Zawyn: Ghost sound there
Ace_Justice: oh god no
Ace_Justice: IT WILL BLOW EVERYTHING
Zawyn: BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME
Zawyn: Yes, but hilarious
Ace_Justice: nor did you hear that we are about to get vital information from me
Thorn: I think the whole sudden rock music thing will be good enough to blow their cover, we have explosions and mischief of a military scale to set up.
Zawyn: Aye. That you do
Heronius_Barvo: the rock shall be our distraction
Thorn: Maybe set up a little time delayed something here though before we go?
Thorn: So the band gets a bit of pyrotechnics even while we're gone.
Heronius_Barvo: Most certainly
Heronius_Barvo: I shall set up an elaborate magical contraption that will slowly burn away, and in exactly 8 minutes, (fakey rp time)
Heronius_Barvo: shall unleash a blast of glorius spaks
Heronius_Barvo: which will most certainly catch on the delicate curtains.
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+16: [10] = 26
Zawyn: Yeah that works
Heronius_Barvo: perfect!
Heronius_Barvo: let's be off.
Heronius_Barvo: brb
Thorn: Awesome, now perhaps we can get some directions to that tower the random security guy messages our ship from.  We should be able to locate shuttles up from there for us and the band and possibly a way to get the ships to shoot eachother, except ours.
Zawyn: So what are you doing to get that
Thorn: Well, not sure.
Heronius_Barvo: A skill challenge!
Thorn: Ask the bouncer probably.
Zawyn: You could do that
Heronius_Barvo: Hello my good chap.
Heronius_Barvo: I've recived word from my master.
bouncer: "Good day. How may I help you?"
Heronius_Barvo: we are to proceed to the security tower and speak to the good elf there about the orbit of our ship
Heronius_Barvo: we need to leave earlier than expected.
bouncer: "Ah. Well the security tower is on the other island.
Heronius_Barvo: I see.
Heronius_Barvo: how do we get there?
bouncer: "If you're looking for your shuttles though, they're in the theme park about 5 blocks over."
Thorn: "We just need to contact the ship on behalf of the commander, let them know to prepare for departure ahead of time."
Heronius_Barvo: Also, the commander requires certain...preparations for when he returns.
bouncer: "Your master should have his relay."
Heronius_Barvo: we need to see that they are begun immediately
Heronius_Barvo: It has proven to be faulty.
Heronius_Barvo: That is why we are sent running.
bouncer: "Well I recommend you see if you can get a ride over to the tower via shuttle."
Heronius_Barvo: Thank you good sir.
Heronius_Barvo: we are off for our shuttle.
Thorn: Indeed.
bouncer: So over to the theme park then
bouncer: ?
Heronius_Barvo: wait!
Heronius_Barvo: insight check on the bouncer
Heronius_Barvo: check him for lies
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+10: [13] = 23
bouncer: There are indeed no lies
Lucas_Strongbow: We are in the middle of Operation Gatecrasher, and you two are going to a theme park
bouncer: Of course!
Heronius_Barvo: off we go
bouncer: They want to ride the ferriswheel
Thorn: Course we are.  Rollercoasters are awesome.
bouncer: So you arrive a smallish theme park, there's a few kiddie rides and a massive roller coaster. As well as a ferris wheel.
Thorn: How massive a roller coaster?  Also where are the shuttles?
Brigsby: this better turn out glorious or you guys are in big trouble when/if we all escape from this
Heronius_Barvo: haha
Thorn: Do you not see the word massive in front of the word roller coaster?
bouncer: Massively Massive. You can't see any from where you're at
Heronius_Barvo: hmm
Thorn: So either we ask where the shuttles are, or we ride the ferris wheel or rollercoaster and try to spot them from there.
bouncer: Up to you
Ace_Justice: We may need an emergency exit in a few minutes
Ace_Justice: So uh, prepare lots of fire
Thorn: Right, so, it'd probably be quicker to ask then do a ride.
Heronius_Barvo: I have several fires preapared at all times
bouncer: Hero is going to blaze a track on the rollercoaster
Heronius_Barvo: Indeed
Thorn: Sounds good, lets go.
Brigsby: you're all jerks
Heronius_Barvo: Two tickets, FAST!
Ticket_person: "Welcome to Fun Land (Trademark)!"
Ticket_person: "Yes sir!"
Ticket_person: "Here you go!"
Heronius_Barvo: Thanks.
Heronius_Barvo: now move.
Heronius_Barvo: Climb into the car with thorn.
Thorn: Goody goody.
Ticket_person: Are you on the roller coaster?
Brigsby: tremendous jerks
Heronius_Barvo: yup
Ticket_person: "Please keep your hands, er paws, inside the cart at all times."
Ticket_person: "Fire is strictly forbidden."
Ticket_person: "Enjoy your ride."
Ticket_person: The Operator steps back and flips a switch
Ticket_person: Your cart clancks up the coaster slowly
Ticket_person: And just as you reach the top, you spot the shuttles
Ticket_person: Way at the other end of the park.
Ticket_person: And then you zoom down
Thorn: This is the best way to find shuttles ever.
Heronius_Barvo: whoosh
Brigsby: need Barvo on drums
random_kid: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Ace_Justice: Kill that child
Ace_Justice: this mission is too important for any sentiment 
Heronius_Barvo: MAgic Missile!
Heronius_Barvo: to his face.
Thorn: Ace, you aren't here, also you have no tongue.
Ace_Justice: oh yeah
Heronius_Barvo: when we get near enough, scorchin burst to blow the track out.
Ace_Justice: do a rad jump
random_kid: You blast the kid out of the cart
random_kid: He screams off into the sunset
random_kid: You're approaching the height of the track now
random_kid: This would be the place to do a rad jump
Thorn: Oooooh.
Heronius_Barvo: As we reach the peak
Heronius_Barvo: I do a rad explosion beneath and behind our little car.
Heronius_Barvo: Propelling us toward our shuttles.
Ace_Justice: 1d20 explosions
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, explosions: [11] = 11
Thorn: Ace, no, bad Ace.
random_kid: YOU DON'T ROLL
random_kid:  1d20 big explosions
Fortuna: random_kid, big explosions: [17] = 17
random_kid: You succeed
random_kid: Now you need to roll a coolness check
random_kid: So you don't look
Thorn: Any modifiers?
Heronius_Barvo: what is the modifier?
random_kid: Just a 1d20
Thorn: 1d20
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d20: [3] = 3
Thorn: Well crap.
Thorn: Wait!
Thorn: Action point!
Thorn: 1d20
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d20: [10] = 10
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20: [3] = 3
Thorn: Well, half of 20 is better then a 3.
random_kid: Thorn blinks but doesn't look
Ace_Justice: 1d20
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20: [4] = 4
Heronius_Barvo: damn it
random_kid: Hero totally looks
Heronius_Barvo: I have to.
Heronius_Barvo: it is fire.
random_kid: Ace looks at the explosion from the bar
Thorn: Good thing I saved that action point.
random_kid: Anyway
random_kid: You fly off the track
random_kid: Are you attempting to go in any general direction?
Thorn: Towards the shuttles I believe.
random_kid: Hmmmm
random_kid: I'm trying to figure out what you would roll to alter the course
Brigsby: Arcana?
Ace_Justice: I'm pretty sure that is physically impossible
random_kid: I suppose it would be arcana
Ace_Justice: maybe arcana to boost them in one direction with magic
Thorn: Shush Ace.
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+16: [2] = 18
Ace_Justice: like what I did on the mountain
Heronius_Barvo: reroll!
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+16: [7] = 23
random_kid: SUCCESS
random_kid: You arc towards the shuttles
random_kid: and then slam into one
Heronius_Barvo: Here we are.
Valet: "What the heck!"
Thorn: I wonder if the others are having as good a time as us.
Ace_Justice: Nope
Ace_Justice: We are playing on stage for our lives
Thorn: Tot he security tower, fast!
Heronius_Barvo: Hello.
Thorn: "To the security tower, fast!"
Heronius_Barvo: What he said.
Valet: "I- What?"
Heronius_Barvo: this is an emergency.
Heronius_Barvo: GO Now!
Valet: "Okay okay!"
Valet: "Get in the shuttle."
Heronius_Barvo: pile in
Thorn: Same.
Valet: And off it goes
Valet: Over the ocean
Valet: In the distance you can see the security tower
Valet: The valet picks up his radio
Valet: "This is the LTV Space Limo requesting permission to enter your air space."
Thorn: "Remember, this is an emergency."
Valet: "My passengers say it's an emergency."
Valet: You can hear the other operator say something
Valet: "He wants to know what the emergency is"
Heronius_Barvo: It is a matter of ELVEN DIGNITY
Thorn: We dare not share the information with any but the second in command on our master's ship.
Valet: "It's a matter of elven dignity."
Valet: ...
Valet: "Yes sir I know."
Valet: "He says he can't let us through."
Heronius_Barvo: why not?
Valet: "Why not?"
Valet: ...
Valet: "Protocol."
Heronius_Barvo: Give me that radio!
Valet: You grab the radio
Valet: "Who is this!"
Heronius_Barvo: Listen here, you sniveling piece of low ranking military trash.
Heronius_Barvo: we are representatives of the honorable commander (erthras?)
Security_Guy: Close enough
Heronius_Barvo: And you will let us through, or the entire might of the elven navy shall come down upon your head!
Heronius_Barvo: Do you understand me!?
Security_Guy: "The commander has no authority over this post."
Security_Guy: "State your business."
Thorn: "We must contact his ship at once."
Security_Guy: "The commander can contact the ship himself."
Heronius_Barvo: The commander is in an important meeting.
Heronius_Barvo: and cannot concern himself with the likes of you.
Security_Guy: "Well that is his problem. He has no authority over this post."
Heronius_Barvo: (thorn, get some intimidate on this.)
Thorn: "You will let us land!"
Thorn: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d20+12: [7] = 19
Thorn: Well crud.
Security_Guy: "No. Protocol demands that your commander be present."
Heronius_Barvo: I try a bit of diplomacy
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+10: [14] = 24
Heronius_Barvo: Our commander is unable to be present.
Heronius_Barvo: please just make an exception this one time.
Heronius_Barvo: your rewars will be great
Security_Guy: The security guy sighs
Security_Guy: "Fine."
Security_Guy: "You are cleared to land."
Heronius_Barvo: Thank you.
Security_Guy: So you land on a small island with a large tower
Thorn: Apparently my intimidation is less in my voice and more in my demeanor.
Heronius_Barvo: Travel up the tower.
Security_Guy: "Now then. What message do you wish to convey."
Heronius_Barvo: Well you see...
Heronius_Barvo: FIRE TO HIS FACE11
Heronius_Barvo: !!
Security_Guy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH""
Security_Guy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Security_Guy: He runs around screaming and topples off the balcony
Thorn: "This job is awesome."
Heronius_Barvo: "Indeed."
Heronius_Barvo: Get to the controls.
Ace_Justice: Well, it all went to hell
Heronius_Barvo: for you maybe.
Ace_Justice: and we can blame lucas
Thorn: "So, I'm thinking we try and get the elven battleships to start shooting at eachother, except for ours perhaps."
Thorn: Wait.
Thorn: What is the status on the general's ship?
Thorn: That has to be a nice ship.
Security_Guy: You don't know
Thorn: We're at the controls, lets look it up.
Computer: "How may I help you?"
Thorn: "Status on General Amaraer's vessel please."
Brigsby: we're busting out of there, so whatever you're doing, make it snappy
Heronius_Barvo: we are at the controls
Heronius_Barvo: just let us work.
Computer: "Classified Information."
Heronius_Barvo: Maximum clearance override!
Computer: "Classified Information."
Heronius_Barvo: Computer, status of all vessels accessible with current security clearance.
Computer: "Current Security Clearence: Civilian. You are privileged to public knowledge of vessels. Which vessel would you like information on?"
Thorn: Largest class ship currently in orbit over the planet please.
Computer: "The Largest ship currently in orbit is the HMS Zaonna- Royal Keeper in Common Tongue. It's commander is General Amaraer. It possesses considerable fire power."
Heronius_Barvo: How can we take over this computer?
Computer: "Impossible. Lowly non elvish races such as yourselves are inferior to all things."
Thorn: "Even their computers have attitude.
Thorn: "
Heronius_Barvo: That was not a question for the computer.
Heronius_Barvo: just the DM
Heronius_Barvo: what kind of check?
Computer: Hmmmm
Thorn: Arcana maybe?  That's what they use for ships.
Thorn: Why not for other stuff?
Computer: I must confer
Lucas_Strongbow: destroy their ships, stick to the on we have. And then FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND US AN ESCAPE CRAFT
Heronius_Barvo: We are trying
Brigsby: You can probably see the fire from the tower, just for RP's sake
Computer: I'm talking with Ig
Heronius_Barvo: to get control over things
Heronius_Barvo: I am pleased with the fire.
Heronius_Barvo: we are only slightly behind schedule.
Thorn: And they're slightly ahead.
Computer: Alright
Computer: You can but it takes multiple checks. You can do arcana, thievery, maybe social skills.
Heronius_Barvo: alrighty
Heronius_Barvo: one arcana for me
Heronius_Barvo: one thievery for thorn
Heronius_Barvo: then we shall see
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+16: [16] = 32
Thorn: 1d20+12 Thievery
Fortuna: Thorn, Thievery: [13] = 25
Ace_Justice: huh
Igfig: The security tower has pretty good security, oddly enough
Computer: "Clearence upgraded. You now have access to communications."
Heronius_Barvo: perfect
Heronius_Barvo: contact our ship, get the shuttle launched.
Computer: "Please state the name of your ship."
Lucas_Strongbow: PLEASE
Brigsby: ...shit
Thorn: Hey, we have access to communications, can we shut off all off the planet communications?
Igfig: hahaha did you seriously not check what this ship was called
Computer: hahahaha
Computer: This is hilarious
Heronius_Barvo: it was c something
Computer: I told them the name of the ship. They just don't remember
Heronius_Barvo: lucas said it earlier
Igfig: oh
Lucas_Strongbow: ...COUGHcaeldrimCOUGH...
Thorn: Caeldrim.
Heronius_Barvo: caeldrim!
Igfig: Wis checks to remember--oh, ok
Computer: "Contacting the HMS Caeldrim."
Computer: Ring Ring
Computer: Ring Ring
Computer: (Someone has to pick up)
Computer: Ring Ring
Heronius_Barvo: fuck.
Alek: Hello?
Heronius_Barvo: Hello.
Alek: "How does this thing work?"
Heronius_Barvo: Launch the shuttle.
Heronius_Barvo: just speak
Heronius_Barvo: tell the crew to launch the shuttle.
DAVE_THE_ROBOT: ASK THEM IF THEY GOT A VOICE MODULATOR LIKE I ASKED
Alek: "Ah.  Yes, oh, and, did you get a voice modulator for DAVE?
Heronius_Barvo: also, get the - quiet dave- get the battlechip ready for departure.
Alek: "DAVE go get the shuttle launched please."
Alek: "Yes sir."
DAVE_THE_ROBOT: DAVE WILL LAUNCH THE SHUTTLE
Heronius_Barvo: okay, we are going to start sending out fake calls to the other ships
Heronius_Barvo: trying to get them to start fighting each other.
Heronius_Barvo: if anyone calls you, tell them the general's ship has gone rogue.
Heronius_Barvo: end call.
Heronius_Barvo: Next
Heronius_Barvo: call each ship we know on the record.
DAVE_THE_ROBOT: ... is DAVE flying the shuttle down there? Because he isn't that good at acrobatics
Computer: Smash into the building
DAVE_THE_ROBOT: Acrobatics check to fly the ship to the mansion, I guess
Computer: You only know the general's ship
Heronius_Barvo: Call it.
DAVE_THE_ROBOT: 1d20+5 Acrobatics
Fortuna: DAVE_THE_ROBOT, Acrobatics: [12] = 17
Heronius_Barvo: We have the public records.
Computer: Into the other chat
Heronius_Barvo: of the other ships in the area.
Computer: Dave goes that is
DAVE_THE_ROBOT: I'm guessing I succeeded?
Computer: I believe so
Computer: Go into the other chat though
Acting_Captain: Crap, skype closed
Acting_Captain: HOld on
Acting_Captain: "This is Captain Sehoth."
Acting_Captain: "Of the HMS Zaonna."
Heronius_Barvo: Bluff check
Heronius_Barvo: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Heronius_Barvo, 1d20+5: [10] = 15
Acting_Captain: Go ahead and speak
Acting_Captain: "Who are you. You aren't elven."
Heronius_Barvo: Oh Gods!
Heronius_Barvo: There has been an insurrection
Heronius_Barvo: Several of the generals are defecting.
Heronius_Barvo: they are questioning the authority of the great general aemurar
Acting_Captain: "Who are you. State your name."
Heronius_Barvo: (shit)
Thorn: "We were the only ones to be spared, the superior elves are all being called for the fight."
Heronius_Barvo: I am but a lowly servant of his grace commander elthas
Thorn: "We are but lowly lower races sir, not worthy of our names."
Heronius_Barvo: we were sent from the tumult to bring you our message.
Heronius_Barvo: I fear for the safety of the most glorious general.
Heronius_Barvo: (turn the camera to show the fires.)
Heronius_Barvo: look!
Heronius_Barvo: the devastation is horrible.
Acting_Captain: You hear a beep
Heronius_Barvo: soon, the other generals will mount their battleships and attempt most horrid destruction.
Acting_Captain: "Incoming call from DEFENSE TURRETS"
Acting_Captain: "I'm not buying it."
Heronius_Barvo: buying what?
Heronius_Barvo: can't you see the fires!
Acting_Captain: "If you were sent from the Gala, then where is the security operator hmmm>"
Heronius_Barvo: he has been killed!
Heronius_Barvo: assassinated in the uprising.
Thorn: "We were followed by insurrectionists."
Thorn: "He died, to save us, an honor we did not deserve."
Acting_Captain: "And how do I know that you didn't kill him! I'm hanging up now and summonin gthe main fleet."
Heronius_Barvo: we had to dispatch the horrid creatures that were sent here.
Acting_Captain: *beep*
Heronius_Barvo: dammit.
Thorn: "Well fuck."
Heronius_Barvo: Let's go.
Heronius_Barvo: wait
Heronius_Barvo: can I get control of the turrets from here
turrets: "Come in control!"
Heronius_Barvo: ?
turrets: "We have detected a launch from the HMS [ship name that I can't remember]
turrets: "Shall we target and destroy?"
turrets: That's your ship
Heronius_Barvo: negative
Heronius_Barvo: that is friendly craft
Thorn: "Those are reinforcements en route."
Heronius_Barvo: for emergency evacuation
Heronius_Barvo: also reinforcement
turrets: "Standing down."
turrets: The coml ine goes down
Heronius_Barvo: but certainly evacuation of VIPs
Heronius_Barvo: so what other ships can we see?
turrets: Into the other chat
Thorn: Alright then.