slim_bankshot: OK, we last left our heroes... [someone tell me] Lucas_Strongbow: in a room of dead elves Lucas_Strongbow: on a spaceship that had just ceased fire Heronius_XVI: we were just looting slim_bankshot: Is anyone bleeding out or anything? Igfig: Igfig: As the sounds of this battle fade, you realize that certain other sounds of battle have also stopped Igfig: Igfig: namely, you can't hear your ship's guns going any more Igfig: don't think so slim_bankshot: OK Igfig: in any case, short rest Igfig: and they looted some of the elves' stuff Far-Walker: (Finished off dudes( slim_bankshot: Cool Igfig: the elves' guns were basically longbows, but simple instead of military Igfig: and their swords were swords Brigsby: but alien-y Igfig: Igfig: something hard and sharp--ceramic, maybe?--in a shape that looks like it was grown. Heronius_XVI: ? Heronius_XVI: Have people been saying things? Heronius_XVI: or has there been several minutes of silence? Brigsby: The latter Far-Walker: Silence on my end Heronius_XVI: balls slim_bankshot: Sorry guys Heronius_XVI: hmm slim_bankshot: Hang in there while ig and I sort stuff out slim_bankshot: OK, Igfig: What are you guys going to do now? slim_bankshot: As you look around, you notice that the gratch are not in this room slim_bankshot: Only yourselves and the felled bodies of the elves Heronius_XVI: I will go look for some gratch Heronius_XVI: I want some answers Brigsby: Yeah, let's get out of here Brigsby: Where are the escape pods? fingers: I'm gonna tune my instrument fingers: The "E" string is a little flat slim_bankshot: There are 3 doors in this room slim_bankshot: The one you came in, and 2 on the far wall leading to different places Brigsby: is there any indication on where they lead? slim_bankshot: They look exactly the same as every other door on the ship you have seen so far Brigsby: No signs? slim_bankshot: There is some writing over them, but it is strange and a script you have never seen Igfig: I believe they're an airlock dreyrugr_nott: I'll strip one of the elves of his armor Igfig: you threw an elf out of them last time Lucas_Strongbow: Do we have any idea where the Gratch went? Igfig: or is this a different room? Brigsby: So they're both airlocks? Brigsby: This is the same room Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think we're in the same room still. Far-Walker: Same room Igfig: they went off to battle stations when the ship came under attack slim_bankshot: I wasn't here tail end of last session Igfig: and you all came here to defend a hull breach slim_bankshot: But the guns they went to have fallen silent Thorn_the_Gnoll: I peer out the door cautiously. slim_bankshot: A silent, empty hallway is through this door Lucas_Strongbow: I think we should just pick a door and go slim_bankshot: No aapparent doors except for the one at the far end Heronius_XVI: I stride down the hallway confidently Far-Walker: Far-Walker goes through the one Thorn peered into Heronius_XVI: Moving toward the lounge Brigsby: I go too, I guess. Since everyone but Hero is peeking around the corner slim_bankshot: For simplicity sake, you are all in hte hall slim_bankshot: As you near the middle of the hallway, the door slides shut and caution lights start flashing fingers: "Whoa, how'd I get in the hall? Freaky." slim_bankshot: You can hear and feel the entire hallway moving Far-Walker: "Something tells me this isn't the best place to be." Heronius_XVI: I put my back to the wall Far-Walker: Far-Walker starts runnign down the hallway Heronius_XVI: "Thank you lord obvious." Far-Walker: "Your welcome. I have many more." Brigsby: I keep trying to get to the end of the hall dreyrugr_nott covers herself in dirt slim_bankshot: Guys, I have to make a quick phonecall fingers: I'm totally cool with this. I see no problem with our situation. Lucas_Strongbow: We're just trapped in a vibrating hallway Igfig: just that one Igfig: one door, I mean Igfig: there are other doors, and the hallway curves off in both directions Igfig: oh, oops Igfig: I misread Slim Igfig: uh, that was a short hallway you were in, and it opens up through the far door into a longer hallway that curves off in both directions dreyrugr_nott: (psst Ig. While slim is away, can you work on a map please?) Brigsby: "Guys, left or right?" fingers: Who all has their instruments with them? Igfig: actually... I have to go eat dinner now Igfig: back in a bit slim_bankshot: Sorry guys slim_bankshot: OK, slim_bankshot: The hallway is moving and shifting slim_bankshot: Finally there is a loud THUD and the lights shut off. Lucas_Strongbow: And we are killed slim_bankshot: The door at the far end of the hall opens, and the back end of hte hallway starts to lift up, turning the floor into a slide of sorts Far-Walker: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" slim_bankshot: I'm guessing none of you try to cling to the walls or anything? Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'd like to stop myself from just going right out the door so I can look in the door before going through. fingers: Fuck no dreyrugr_nott: I do Lucas_Strongbow: Might as well Far-Walker: Hell know. That ruins the point of a slide Far-Walker: *no fingers: I strike a badass pose, as I slide fingers: And start playing my badasstrocaster dreyrugr_nott: I try to cling to the wall Heronius_XVI: I try to go through the door last slim_bankshot: Like, sliding down standing? Wilco: I fall on my ass spin down the slide desperatly trying to grab onto the wall dreyrugr_nott: I assume I have to my a str check? slim_bankshot: People who want to cling make a graple check fingers: I'm gonna try and communicate with the ship through music Heronius_XVI: which is what? slim_bankshot: dex to see if you grab on Thorn_the_Gnoll: Athletics I think. dreyrugr_nott: Athletics, acrobatics? dreyrugr_nott: Ah slim_bankshot: str to see if you can hold on dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 dex Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, dex: [6] = 6 dreyrugr_nott: Fuck Heronius_XVI: 1d20+1 dex Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, dex: [5] = 6 Heronius_XVI: hahahaha Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+5: [19] = 24 Wilco: 1d20+1 dex Fortuna: Wilco, dex: [16] = 17 Wilco: yay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay so I grab on, now strength check. Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+5: [2] = 7 Heronius_XVI: "Fortuna, Imbiber of tears." Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+1 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+1: [17] = 18 slim_bankshot: OK, Wilco: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+4: [12] = 16 Lucas_Strongbow: I fall into a lying position and slide down Lucas_Strongbow: I'll see you guys later Wilco: So I grabbed on and held on? fingers: Slim, can I make a performance check to try and influence the sentient ship through the medium of rock? slim_bankshot: Drey and hero fall Far-Walker: Walker's in a sitting position sliding down slim_bankshot: so does lucas Heronius_XVI: I slide in a sitting position. looking annoyed Lucas_Strongbow: My hand was all sweaty slim_bankshot: Fingers can try that fingers: Wicked slim_bankshot: Thorn totally grabs on fingers: 1d20+10 Fortuna: fingers, 1d20+10: [13] = 23 slim_bankshot: What do you play? dreyrugr_nott: Slim slim_bankshot: Yes dreyrugr_nott: I'm also backign up any vocals he has dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [4] = 9 slim_bankshot: OK dreyrugr_nott: FUCK slim_bankshot: What instrument does fingers play? fingers: I play a simple I-IV-I-V-I chord pattern Heronius_XVI: he plays a guitar dreyrugr_nott: He's lead guitar fingers: It's counted as a guitar slim_bankshot: So, fingers: The universal base for music slim_bankshot: You wail on your guitar, sending soundwaves through the corridor fingers: "FUTURE SHIP IN EMPTY SPACE" slim_bankshot: and drowning out Dreys weak squak of an attempt to sing along fingers: "BEREFT OF HANDS AND OF FACE" fingers: "WITHIN YOU, WE PLAY HERE TODAY" fingers: "AND SEEK YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" Far-Walker: (Hearing the lyrics as 25 or 6 to 4) fingers: *solo* slim_bankshot: Meanwhile, you have all fallen through the doorway. Except for... Thorn? Who held on? dreyrugr_nott: Thorn and wilco Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. dreyrugr_nott: unless a 16 doesn't count for str check dreyrugr_nott: then wilco didn't slim_bankshot: Everyone else lands in a pile, slim_bankshot: wilco didn't then slim_bankshot: Fingers however fingers: That final word is concurrent with the solo, and happens as I'm sliding through the doorway slim_bankshot: Lands on his feet, rocking hard and making the hallway shake dreyrugr_nott: "Orgy!" Heronius_XVI: "Quiet you." slim_bankshot: The hallways starts to collapse on its self from the sound Wilco: "FUCK" slim_bankshot: Thorn? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh joy. slim_bankshot: You guys are out of the hallway Thorn_the_Gnoll: I guess I leap down out of it then. slim_bankshot: Thorn is the only one in danger Wilco: Oh Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Acrobatics Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Acrobatics: [8] = 18 slim_bankshot: Thorn flips down. Landing without injory slim_bankshot: On Wilco fingers: "I KNOW YOU FEEL MY ROCK AND ROLL" fingers: "YOU HAVE NO EARS, BUT MUST HAVE A SOUL" slim_bankshot: You are now all in a dark room Igfig: Okay, back. slim_bankshot: Or you think it's a room. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have low-light vision, that help any? Lucas_Strongbow: Someone light something Igfig: A little. slim_bankshot: Yep Heronius_XVI: I have ghost light I cast it on my wand dreyrugr_nott: Slim dreyrugr_nott: I have the ever lasting torch Brigsby: Light it dreyrugr_nott: I pull it out and light it dreyrugr_nott: I also have low light vision slim_bankshot: Give ig a sec to catch up Far-Walker: I have low-light as well slim_bankshot: So, since nobody is attacking anyone, we're kinda on group init slim_bankshot: That cool with everyone? dreyrugr_nott: Sure Wilco: yeah slim_bankshot: So who had the torch? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Drey. Brigsby: Drey dreyrugr_nott: Yeah me slim_bankshot: Drey, you now have a lit torch slim_bankshot: Annnnd ACTION! Igfig: I am caught up dreyrugr_nott: Fuck yeah Heronius_XVI: I have ghost light on my wand slim_bankshot: Drey what will you do? dreyrugr_nott: what do I see? Wilco: Can we have a description of the room? Lucas_Strongbow: Is there any need for a perception check? Igfig: Looks like some kind of crossroads plaza thing fingers: I'm gonna keep rocking out back here dreyrugr_nott: First off fingers: I'm in the zone slim_bankshot: Well, it looks a lot like the rest of the ship from the torchlight dreyrugr_nott: I stand up and get off of the rest of the band slim_bankshot: You notice you came through the ceiling Igfig: there are a number of hallways going off in a few directions Far-Walker: Far-Walker takes out his bass and backs up Fingers, just 'cause slim_bankshot: It is a large round room dreyrugr_nott: Can I hear anything? slim_bankshot: The rock Heronius_XVI: the sound of two idiots making noise slim_bankshot: You can hear the rock dreyrugr_nott: Oh right dreyrugr_nott: Any markings that indicate rooms or doors? slim_bankshot: There is also a hatch on the floor Igfig: There's a wideish hallway heading fore and aft dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Open the hatch Igfig: you can see some light coming from aft dreyrugr_nott: Do I need to roll something for the hatch? Lucas_Strongbow: Check that hatch Brigsby: Let's not just open something that can lead straight into space dreyrugr_nott: Good idea. Before I open it, perception check on the hatch dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+7: [9] = 16 Igfig: the hatch is a bit heavy - you can open it but you'd have to shove it a bit fingers: I play rock at the hatch Lucas_Strongbow: I could try perception, mine is good Igfig: most doors in here are powered--they slide open Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [16] = 27 Lucas_Strongbow: like that dreyrugr_nott: "See anything Lucas?" Igfig: this one appears to be unpowered - not locked, just it doesn't opn by itself dreyrugr_nott: Alright. I attempt to shove it open dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [7] = 12 Igfig: the lights, when they were on, would have looked something like dreyrugr_nott: Goddamn it Igfig: a three-petaled, yellow flower dreyrugr_nott: I thow out my back Igfig: with sorta trapezoidal petals Igfig: you think that's what it is fingers: I play rock at the trapezoidal petals Lucas_Strongbow: I bet that hatch is the way to cargo, or something Igfig: it doensn't move, drey, but you didn't hav emuch leverage there dreyrugr_nott: "Hey brigsby. See if you can restart the lights with magic or some shit" Lucas_Strongbow: we should check that light from the other doorway Heronius_XVI: HA Igfig: all the lights are off in this section of the ship, if you recall fingers: 1d20+10 (perform) Petalfest '04 Fortuna: fingers, (perform) Petalfest '04: [16] = 26 Lucas_Strongbow: apart from the aft light Brigsby: What would I shoot with lightning? Igfig: the petals appear, amazingly, unmoved by your music. fingers: I play some damned good rock at the petals Lucas_Strongbow: It moves all of us, though Lucas_Strongbow: so that's something Igfig: arcana, brigsby, to find out dreyrugr_nott swoons Brigsby: 1d20+6 Arcana Fortuna: Brigsby, Arcana: [2] = 8 dreyrugr_nott: "The gods be angry with us" Igfig: you really aren't sure where. Anything would be a guess. Heronius_XVI: 1d20+13 Arcana Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, Arcana: [8] = 21 Igfig: The hallway to fore is also dark, and it looks like there are some scorch marks ont he floor Igfig: heronius, okay dreyrugr_nott: Ig. I walk closer to check out the scorch marks Igfig: you think that if you opened up the panel with the buttons next to the door somehow, you'd be able to do something with lightning to open the door Lucas_Strongbow: Someone thievery that shit dreyrugr_nott: "I think there might be a space dragon down here guys" fingers: I play rock at the door panel fingers: 1d20+10 Panelpalooza Fortuna: fingers, Panelpalooza: [5] = 15 Igfig: the scorch marks aren't too big, and they're fairly scattered Wilco: "I think we need to confiscate that guitar" Far-Walker: Far-Walker shoots an electrified arrow at the panel. dreyrugr_nott: I'm gonna do a perception check down this hallway dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 perception Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, perception: [17] = 24 Igfig: a few on the walls jsut inside the hallway Igfig: there appear to be more further down Igfig: but it's hard to tell because your light onyl goes so far Heronius_XVI: I open the panel Heronius_XVI: Brigs, put a bit of electricity in here Heronius_XVI: I move away from the panel Brigsby: ok dreyrugr_nott: "Guys, I'm gonna go check out this hallway" Wilco: "I'll go too" dreyrugr_nott: I move further down the hallway Igfig: you do get the panel open, fingers Heronius_XVI: "Stay with the group." Igfig: do you have a light, drey? fingers: Fuck yeah, rock! dreyrugr_nott: Yeah Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [14] = 19 Wilco: I creep cautiosly down the hallway behind Dreyrugr dreyrugr_nott: I'm the one with the everlasting torch dreyrugr_nott: Brigsby has his ghost light Igfig: oh, ok Brigsby: no Brigsby: Hero is the one with the ghost light Brigsby: I just shot electricity into the panel Igfig: slim, you want to handle the panel stuff? Igfig: I'll go with the hallway guys Igfig: The hallway goes a ways further, then there's a T-junction Igfig: more scorch marks fingers: Well, my work here is done, I'm gonna follow hallway bros Lucas_Strongbow: So am I. Magic isn't my thing Wilco: Do the scorch marks go down both hallways? dreyrugr_nott: Where do the scorch marks lead? Heronius_XVI: We might run into trouble, I would like to have someone wearing armour with us. Igfig: all small, about the same size Lucas_Strongbow: Wilco's wearing armor Wilco: I'm wearing armor dreyrugr_nott: So am I Igfig: you think these were stray shots from a firefight that probably happened int he cross hall earlier Heronius_XVI: are you with me and brigsby? Wilco: yes Wilco: I mean, no, I'm with dreyrugr Heronius_XVI: Like I said. slim_bankshot: You guys still working on the hatch? Heronius_XVI: Electrical Panel now. Brigsby: He opened it, I shot into it with lightning, got a 19 slim_bankshot: Right on Wilco: maybe we should split the two groups into each chat Igfig: (hatch was to open the panel) Igfig: jsut about to sugges tthat dreyrugr_nott: That would be very easy Igfig: I'll go to #2 slim_bankshot: Should I go into OOC? slim_bankshot: OK slim_bankshot: You then slim_bankshot: Hatch goers stick with me Heronius_XVI: sticking Far-Walker: I'mma hatch goer! Brigsby: Hatch 5, checking in slim_bankshot: Power surges through the cords, the lights in the room flicker briefly, slim_bankshot: The hatch makes a hissing noise slim_bankshot: The strage flower lights up brightly slim_bankshot: strange Brigsby: "Um... any ideas?" Far-Walker: "Don't fall in" Brigsby: I touch the flower Heronius_XVI: Good plan there. slim_bankshot: The flower was just a lit sign. Your touch has no effect Heronius_XVI: Can we see any indication of a source for the panel? Lucas_Strongbow: It's a flower, surely a nature check is the answer slim_bankshot: But the hatch makes a clanking noise as if unlocking Brigsby: It's lights in the shape of a flower Heronius_XVI pitying glance at lucas Lucas_Strongbow: "We're brainstorming, there are no wrong answers" Heronius_XVI: I disagree. Lucas_Strongbow: And you would be right to disagree Brigsby: While they argue, I try to push open the door Heronius_XVI sighs Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Hey Heronius, could you cook this elf leg for me?" Thorn waves elf leg around. Heronius_XVI: I would rather not. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn. Lucas_Strongbow: Someone try and pull the door open slim_bankshot: Yeah, try opening hte hatch? Heronius_XVI: Go ahead. Lucas_Strongbow: Someone who isn't a weakling Brigsby: Oh, what do I roll? Lucas_Strongbow: Preferably a dragonborn slim_bankshot: Also, I cannot spell 'the' today for some reason Heronius_XVI: I have 8 str Brigsby: I thought the lights meant it was powered or whatever, didn't know it requires a roll Lucas_Strongbow pitying glance at Heronius slim_bankshot: No rol required this time Heronius_XVI thinks about burning lucas' eyes until the explode Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn tries to open the door, figuring any way forwards brings him closer to something he can use to cook the leg. Brigsby: Ok Brigsby: well I already tryied Brigsby: tried Brigsby: when they were arguing slim_bankshot: Oh slim_bankshot: The hatch, slim_bankshot: Now unlocked, Lucas_Strongbow winks at Heronius Brigsby: the hatch, door, whatever it's called slim_bankshot: opens easily slim_bankshot: There is a small ladder down to a brightly lit walkway Lucas_Strongbow: Armored guys go first Lucas_Strongbow: rule of thumb Brigsby: walkway implies it's in a bigger room, can we see anything else? Heronius_XVI glances around Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think all our armored guys wandered off in the other group. Far-Walker: I think so Heronius_XVI: We are a thief, two wizards and a ranger. Far-Walker: and a seeker Heronius_XVI: Take your pick. slim_bankshot: It's the sort of small walkway just designed to keep you off the floor Lucas_Strongbow: Thief first Heronius_XVI: Right, forgot about the bug, Lucas_Strongbow: He's nimble Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah... Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn cautiously setps out onto the walkway. slim_bankshot: The walkway doesn't extend very far. slim_bankshot: A bit in front of you you see a desk with many small levers and blinking lighs slim_bankshot: lights Lucas_Strongbow: I follow Thorn down Far-Walker: Same slim_bankshot: It is at a slight downward angle Brigsby: Me too Heronius_XVI: I head down Thorn_the_Gnoll: I look under the walkway. Heronius_XVI: What kind of check for this desk? Lucas_Strongbow: Arcana, probably Brigsby: Maybe Insight, so determine what it's for? Heronius_XVI: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+13: [12] = 25 Heronius_XVI: What does it do? slim_bankshot: The walkway is about a foot off the ground Thorn_the_Gnoll: Could have been space rats. slim_bankshot: Just there to keep you from tripping over the thick cables slim_bankshot: That line the floor Lucas_Strongbow: So do we have any idea what this desk does? Heronius_XVI: I should Lucas_Strongbow: You so should slim_bankshot: It resembles the panels in the other parts of the ship that made things happen, only much larger slim_bankshot: Wait slim_bankshot: Sorry. I missed that check slim_bankshot: Yes Heronius_XVI: good. Heronius_XVI: I would like to make things happen. slim_bankshot: You deduce that it is used to reroute power to specific parts of the ship Heronius_XVI: Can I figure out where our allies are? Lucas_Strongbow: Then I think there is only one thing to do Brigsby: that's probably why the hallway was dark, they rerouted the power from that hall to power something else slim_bankshot: The small levers are labeled in another language, some have lit lights, the others don't Lucas_Strongbow: Reroute power to the engines, overload them , causing the ship to explode while we escape in a pod Thorn_the_Gnoll: I stand by the door and watch out of it. slim_bankshot: Hatch Heronius_XVI: That seems like a terrible idea. Lucas_Strongbow: Poke your head out the top Heronius_XVI: Can I get the lights on? Brigsby: That would be a great plan if we actually knew where the pods were or where are friends are Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hatch then, I peer out of the hatch. Lucas_Strongbow: Obviously, we need to do some research firsy Lucas_Strongbow: And find a way to make the ship fly into the Elven one first Heronius_XVI: I will arcana the hell out of this thing Heronius_XVI: 1s20+13 Hard check to understand panel. Heronius_XVI: 1d20+13 Hard check to understand panel. Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, Hard check to understand panel.: [18] = 31 Heronius_XVI: bam slim_bankshot: Damn Lucas_Strongbow: You know all magics Brigsby: Unless your magic will somehow teach you a foreign alien language, I'm not sure what else there is to know slim_bankshot: For reasons unknown to you or anyone else, you understand which switches send power where Heronius_XVI: The ship is run by magic Heronius_XVI: If I understand the underlying magic, I know what it does. Brigsby: or that Brigsby: that's true Lucas_Strongbow: Turn on the lights Heronius_XVI: I would like to get some lights on. slim_bankshot: Most are on, but this section of the ship is running on AUX power Heronius_XVI: Can I get the emergency lights on? Brigsby: Like I said in the OOC, Hero is a bonafide educated wizard, Brigsby is a sheepfarmer with electricity powers slim_bankshot: You flick some switches and slam it with your fist Lucas_Strongbow: Fonzie style Heronius_XVI: I was trained by an archmage slim_bankshot: There is a a beeping and the room above lights up slim_bankshot: A calm female voice speaks: Lucas_Strongbow: it says "I can't let you do that, Heronius" slim_bankshot: "Full power on. Rerouting all unndeed power sources to maintain total stability" Heronius_XVI: "There we go" Heronius_XVI: Can I get the guns back on? slim_bankshot: "Also, there is a report on you." Heronius_XVI: Read it slim_bankshot: "It says you are a horrible person. That's what it says. You weren't even in here this morning" Lucas_Strongbow: GLADOS Heronius_XVI: weird dreyrugr_nott: Fucking called it in the other chat Heronius_XVI: Can I communicate with the other group. Heronius_XVI: ? Brigsby: Does it say anything about me? Far-Walker: Far-Walker is too self-confident to wish for a report on himself. slim_bankshot: It scrambles a bit and pauses slim_bankshot: An abrupt mechanical voice says: "Pop-culture reference subtest end." slim_bankshot: This ship be crazy yo Heronius_XVI: Ahem. slim_bankshot: OK, Far-Walker: "Next thing you know, it'll be testing its sarcasm computers." slim_bankshot: You have rerouted power Heronius_XVI: Attempt to open communications with allies Brigsby: "Don't give it ideas, Far" slim_bankshot: You flick more switches, and a tiny mic extends from the console Lucas_Strongbow: "What the hell is that?" slim_bankshot: "Intercom, on." Says the voice Heronius_XVI: "Uh, Hello?" slim_bankshot: Your voice echos through the room and the halls above Far-Walker: "Echooooo" Heronius_XVI glances at far walker Heronius_XVI rolls eyes Lucas_Strongbow bats Far on the back of the head slim_bankshot: The voice speaks "Insufficient power to maintain intercom." Heronius_XVI: "What is happening, talk fast!" slim_bankshot: "If you would like to use the intercom, we can reroute the power from the oxygen recycler" slim_bankshot: "Reroute power now?" Heronius_XVI: no Lucas_Strongbow: We have no idea what oxygen is Brigsby: "NO" Brigsby: "We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives; every July, peas grow there..." Lucas_Strongbow: ORSON WELLES REFERENCE Far-Walker: "Daisy, daisy..." slim_bankshot: "Pop-culture reference detected. Powering down intercom." Heronius_XVI: Damn. Well we have the power back on, lets go meet up with the rest of them. slim_bankshot: Also, slim_bankshot: That flower is on a large sign on the wall next to you slim_bankshot: Along with more strange writing, a small hatch (as if to store something) Heronius_XVI: Open hatch slim_bankshot: and some other symbols slim_bankshot: Some red, some yellow Heronius_XVI: hmmm slim_bankshot: As you open the hatch, an alarm goes off and red lights start flashing Heronius_XVI: Close panel Brigsby: Wait, what was in there? slim_bankshot: "Exposure to radioactive particles detected. Sealing power station" Lucas_Strongbow: Can I run and get out quickly? Heronius_XVI: Get out, get out! Heronius_XVI: Run slim_bankshot: A bright greenish glow came from beyond the hatch when you opened it Far-Walker: Indiana Jones-style run sequence ensues Thorn_the_Gnoll: I slip out quick since I was already looking out the hatch. Heronius_XVI: I run for the ladder Brigsby: I do too Lucas_Strongbow: As do we all Lucas_Strongbow: But in an orderly fashion slim_bankshot: You scramble out of the hatch, but the alarm doesn't go off slim_bankshot: I mean, they don't stop Heronius_XVI: When we are out Close the hatch Brigsby: "We should probably try to find the others. Which way did they go?" slim_bankshot: "Full lockdown of this sector iminent." Lucas_Strongbow: "Hero, what did you do down there?" Heronius_XVI: The hall with all of the burns in it Heronius_XVI: Run. Heronius_XVI: I touched something I shouldn't have slim_bankshot: "Please remain calm." Heronius_XVI: Now lets go. dreyrugr_nott: Slim. There are about 10 elves headed to the hatch room, but you guys don't know that Lucas_Strongbow: Let's go down this hallway, seeing as it is totally safe and in no way filled with elves slim_bankshot: "The odds of you dying from radiation exposure lower dramatically if you take this moment to lie on your back and breath through your nose." Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sounds like a wonderful idea. Heronius_XVI: I run down the hall Brigsby: Yeah, let's run slim_bankshot: "Also, evacuate the area as soon as possible." Brigsby: Also, Drey, where did Ig say that? dreyrugr_nott: : they are quite a lot of elves : err : maybe we shouldn't charge : bout ten dreyrugr_nott: : he motions to them, and they march past you and around the corner slim_bankshot: OK, since you are (wisely) running, slim_bankshot: You can already hear the others Heronius_XVI: let the DM's figure the elves out Brigsby: Drey, there were 10 total, only some went around the corner. But yeah, still running slim_bankshot: Guys, back in a minute Heronius_XVI: k Brigsby: ok Lucas_Strongbow: We can take on a couple of elves dreyrugr_nott: Actually brigs, 10 total now. The commander walked past us after words slim_bankshot: I have to talk to my mom for a few minutes. She just got home Brigsby: ok Heronius_XVI: again, let the DM's figure it out Heronius_XVI: they will let us know dreyrugr_nott: Make sure you guys follow the other chat while slim is gone Brigsby: We probably shouldn't, we're not with you guys yet Heronius_XVI: entertainment purposes only Lucas_Strongbow: Don't mix character knowledge with player knowledge Brigsby: true Lucas_Strongbow: These guys are rad at stealth Thorn_the_Gnoll: Verily. Lucas_Strongbow: All our quick, quiet chracters went into the hatch Thorn_the_Gnoll: We're awesome at keeping varied roles together. Lucas_Strongbow: The armor wearing, rock outing maniacs went down the hallway Brigsby: We really did divide nicely Brigsby: it's easy to see the differences in playstyles Heronius_XVI: The thoughtful ones stayed Heronius_XVI: the hotbloods left Brigsby: Drey had fire, they get distracted by shiny things Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow, gratch aren't very good at fighting elves. Far-Walker: Why do you think we have to help them? Lucas_Strongbow: I really don't like the Gratch Lucas_Strongbow: That was Lucas saying thay, by the way Brigsby: Well, they've been socially oppressed by them for a long time. They're probably just scared of them Lucas_Strongbow: Have you seen the Gratch? I'm scared of them Far-Walker: "I think they look rather nice" Heronius_XVI: You realize there is a 7 foot dog-rat standing next to you. Far-Walker: And a six-foot bug-man Brigsby: (I forgot what they looked like) Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah, but I'm used to them Thorn_the_Gnoll: More of a hyena. Lucas_Strongbow: The gratch have massive teeth and no lips Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn glares at Hero. Lucas_Strongbow: a horrible combination Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [20] = 30 Thorn_the_Gnoll: That was intimidate. Heronius_XVI arches an eyebrow Heronius_XVI: And? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow, Thorn really doesn't like being called a dog/rat. slim_bankshot: Sorry dudes. What did I miss? Brigsby: I love how we're casually chatting about the Gratch while running for our lives down a hallway Thorn_the_Gnoll: That was just to get you to not call him a dog/rat I think. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Plus it is a gnoll thing. Heronius_XVI: Alright slim, we are running down a hallway Heronius_XVI: what next slim_bankshot: Still down the hallway? Brigsby: I'm probably lagging behind, because of my short little halfling legs Lucas_Strongbow: Thorn, carry Brigs Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn carries Brigs. Brigsby: awesome. I'll do my best not to make Yoda referenceas Lucas_Strongbow: Just say "There is no try" every now and then Far-Walker: Still runnin' Heronius_XVI: I understand the layout of this place, so I lead us to where everyone else was when I last saw them. Thorn_the_Gnoll: And running, and a piggy back ride giving. Lucas_Strongbow: We were above the hatch when we lat saw them Lucas_Strongbow: I think we're just running in and out of doorways, Scooby Doo style dreyrugr_nott: You guys best get your ass here quick then Brigsby: Yeah, but Hero got super insight into the magic of the ship or something Heronius_XVI: I did Heronius_XVI: I know where they were and how to get there Lucas_Strongbow: That'll be the hangar Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ruh roh. slim_bankshot: OK slim_bankshot: Everyone has met up and is all back together Far-Walker: The gang's all here! dreyrugr_nott: WOOO dreyrugr_nott: Waffle just shot an eldritch bolt at the elf leader dreyrugr_nott: Ig is grabbing his stats dreyrugr_nott: We're in a control booth Brigsby: "WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, BITCHES" fingers: And we're back Far-Walker: "A reunion? This early? Our fans won't appreciate it as much." Wilco: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK Igfig: lemme just map something quick Heronius_XVI: We Appear in a puff of smoke Lucas_Strongbow: A magical puff of smoke Brigsby: "Reunion tours are the new debut tours, everyone knows that" Heronius_XVI: Obviously Lucas_Strongbow: And I make a flower grow out of my hand Lucas_Strongbow: Hand it to the nearest female character fingers: Magical puff of smoke? fingers: http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-catdrugs.gif dreyrugr_nott: I'm the only female here lucas Lucas_Strongbow: Then you get the flower dreyrugr_nott: Awesome dreyrugr_nott puts the flower in her hair Brigsby: dreds Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm going to set Brigsby down quick before the fight starts. Lucas_Strongbow: Do dragonborn have hair? dreyrugr_nott: I have something that's like hair Far-Walker: Tendril-like things Brigsby: they have dredlock/tentacle looking things Lucas_Strongbow: Only more dragonlike dreyrugr_nott: Instead of hair, a crest of hornlike scales form what resembles a mess of ropy hair. dreyrugr_nott: That's what the wiki says Lucas_Strongbow: That's...lovely dreyrugr_nott: Very Wilco: Delightful... Lucas_Strongbow: Like the Predator Far-Walker: Never have to worry about dry scalp Brigsby: basically like the Predator, yes Brigsby: http://terrasse.pyralis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dragonbornfemalebs1.jpg fingers: Be right back, don't start without me! slim_bankshot: Also, there is still a radioactive warning blaring through the ship slim_bankshot: Do you understand the flower now? Heronius_XVI: yes Brigsby: Not really Lucas_Strongbow: Sort of slim_bankshot: .... Heronius_XVI: but my character only knows it means stay away Lucas_Strongbow: Basically that Lucas_Strongbow: we still have no idea what radiation is slim_bankshot: It was the radioactive symbol Brigsby: ...OH slim_bankshot: You just didn't know it dreyrugr_nott: HOLY SHIT Heronius_XVI: I got that Wilco: Holy shit Brigsby: I apparently forgot my shapes slim_bankshot: Back to preschool young man Lucas_Strongbow: I had a feeling that was what it was Brigsby: I was thinking parallelograms Lucas_Strongbow: But Lucas doesn't know what radiation is Wilco: I was thinking a mosaic dreyrugr_nott: I was thinking flower fingers: I was thinking Arbys Thorn_the_Gnoll: Now I really wish I'd gone and nabbed that burrito, I'm getting pretty hungry. dreyrugr_nott: Go nab some arbys slim_bankshot: Now that you goobers are together, slim_bankshot: roll init Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [1] = 10 Heronius_XVI: 1d20+2 init Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, init: [13] = 15 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [1] = 8 dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+1 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+1: [5] = 6 Lucas_Strongbow: FUUUUUCk Wilco: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [13] = 19 Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [17] = 22 Wilco: Remember I'm starting the battle with Eldritch Bolt dreyrugr_nott: Also, I THINK there's a surprise round for me, waffle, and fingers dreyrugr_nott: THINK Igfig: it is, yes Wilco: Swet dreyrugr_nott: Hell yeah Wilco: sweet* slim_bankshot: brigsby, wilco, hero, thorn Brigsby: Brigs-Wilco-Hero-Thorn-Lucas-Drey slim_bankshot: lucas drey Wilco: can you write that on the map? Maybe in the bottom left corner Igfig: yeah, just placing people on the map right now Brigsby: we still need Fingers and Far slim_bankshot: Oh yeah fingers: Everyone needs Fingers fingers: There's just not enough fingers to go around, sadly Wilco: not crabs Far-Walker: 1d20+5 initiative Fortuna: Far-Walker, initiative: [2] = 7 Far-Walker: :( dreyrugr_nott: STILL AHEAD OF ME DAMN IT fingers: 1d20+2 Initiative Fortuna: fingers, Initiative: [2] = 4 fingers: . . . Wilco: At least you get your surprise round first fingers: Thank god for that fingers: And I will put that surprise round to good use slim_bankshot: Sooo... Fingers is? Last? Before Drey? dreyrugr_nott: Fingers, you and me are together in the battle dreyrugr_nott: After me dreyrugr_nott: So last fingers: "Hey big-shot elven guy, you've got something on your face!" slim_bankshot: BRIGS! Brigsby: Brigsby, Wilco, Hero, Thorn, Lucas, Far, Drey, Fingers fingers: "Lemme help you CLEAN IT OFF" dreyrugr_nott: WAIT fingers: I throw my gooey mop at the elven dude's face dreyrugr_nott: We have our surprise round fingers: What should I roll? fingers: That is my surprise round Wilco: It's still my surprise round dreyrugr_nott: Surprise round works same as a regular round without enemies I think fingers: Argh, well then go ahead, and I'll roll for that when you're done dreyrugr_nott: Unless I'm wrong, wilco goes, then me, then fingers Wilco: We need to try our god damn best to save that gratch, it is the only way we can get out of here Wilco: yeah dreyrugr_nott: So... uh Igfig: all right, I think we're ready Wilco: yeaahh.... Igfig: sorry for the delay Igfig: 1d20+9 for the leader Fortuna: Igfig, for the leader: [2] = 11 fingers: No worries, gave me time to go grab something quick for dinner fingers: Hah! Igfig: 1d20+6 for the others Fortuna: Igfig, for the others: [20] = 26 Wilco: fuck yeah Wilco: oh fingers: fuck@ dreyrugr_nott: !!!!! Far-Walker: God dammit Wilco: We need to make the best of our surprise rounds Wilco: let's not throw a mop fingers: True that fingers: Fuck you slim_bankshot: Well then Far-Walker: Commander first Far-Walker: Kill him first, I mean slim_bankshot: Gunners go first Igfig: wait, lemme check if he's surprised Igfig: 1d20+4 insight Fortuna: Igfig, insight: [12] = 16 dreyrugr_nott: Gah Igfig: he is indeed surprised dreyrugr_nott: YES Wilco: so combat advantage? dreyrugr_nott: Alright, so me, wilco, and fingers right? Igfig: so waffle, drey, and fingers go this round Igfig: no combat advantage, but you are the only ones that act in the surprise round Wilco: okay, I rolled a 14, do I hit? Igfig: vs Reflex? Nope. Wilco: would using heroic effort make it hit? Wilco: that would raise it to 18 Igfig: :) fingers: :D Wilco: 8D Igfig: Wanna try? fingers: 8===D Wilco: yes Brigsby: (.Y.) Heronius_XVI: cxxx||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> fingers: ^5 brigsby Igfig: >^{{{-< slim_bankshot: I don't even.... Igfig: wilco, that is just enough Wilco: YES Igfig: damage? Lucas_Strongbow: (>'.')> Brigsby: <( '.'<)(>'.' )> Wilco: 1d10+4 damage Fortuna: Wilco, damage: [8] = 12 Far-Walker: >(^-^)> Lucas_Strongbow: WE ALL DID KIRBY Igfig: yeah okay that's enough smileys Igfig: also, nice damage wilco Igfig: Drey! Wilco: Now I use my minor to cast Defender aura Igfig: only one action in a surprise round Igfig: sorry Wilco: dangit Wilco: okay dreyrugr_nott: Yeah Igfig: wouldn't be much help, nobody is there. Wilco: it's always good to have at least dreyrugr_nott: So I can't move and hit him? Igfig: You can charge, sure. Wilco: oh right, igfig, did the eldritch bolt knock him away from the gratch? dreyrugr_nott: Can't do anything else that I know of dreyrugr_nott: So, charging it is Igfig: no, the bolt doesn't push Wilco: okay Igfig: sure drey dreyrugr_nott: Is there anything I can do besides charge? dreyrugr_nott: that does damage to the commander? Igfig: do you have any ranged weapons Igfig: ? dreyrugr_nott: I have the space gun, but I have no idea what the rolls are slim_bankshot: I'll take over when it's fingers' turn Igfig: it's a ranged attack dreyrugr_nott: I have no idea what to roll for it though Igfig: dex+3 vs AC fingers: Spaaaace guuuuun Igfig: it's a ranged basic attack, drey dreyrugr_nott: I'll just fcharge Igfig: there should be a line for that on your sheet Igfig: okay dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 I think Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, I think: [12] = 19 Igfig: charge away Igfig: there's a +1 for charging Igfig: but that hits anyway dreyrugr_nott: Then it would be 18 dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Igfig: 19+1 is 20, drey Fortuna: Igfig, is 20, drey: [] = 20 Igfig: heh Igfig: but yes, that hits Igfig: he isn't really wearing any armour dreyrugr_nott: Alright, so just a standard weapon roll? Igfig: but he's wicked quick on his feet Igfig: yeah, regular weapon damage Igfig: and by wicked quick, I mean 'not quite quick enouhg" dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [11] = 16 dreyrugr_nott: Wait fuck Igfig: ...no dreyrugr_nott: Wrong dice Igfig: yes dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+5: [8] = 13 dreyrugr_nott: THERE WE GO Igfig: aright! Igfig: nd I think that's it dreyrugr_nott: NAT 8 Igfig: so Fingers! GO! fingers: "Hey there, Mr. Elven Big-shot!" fingers: "You've got something on your face!" fingers: "Lemme help you CLEAN IT OFF" slim_bankshot: The elf glares at you fingers: 1d20+5 I CHOOSE YOU, MOPICARP Fortuna: fingers, I CHOOSE YOU, MOPICARP: [4] = 9 slim_bankshot: It's feelings badly hurt fingers: USE A SPLASH ATTACK Igfig: uh Igfig: no, not really dreyrugr_nott winces at that horrible fail Igfig: no splash, sorry fingers: It's not very effective... slim_bankshot: Yes I was joking slim_bankshot: Oh. Him fingers: I knew I should have taught mopicarp tackle... Igfig: yeah, I'm pretty sure the elf is sad now. Igfig: no, not really. slim_bankshot: Yeah, what the hell was that? Wilco: He picked up a mop in a closet earlier, and he decided to throw it Igfig: if you'd hit him in the face, you'd have probably temporarily blinded him dreyrugr_nott: The mop flys out the window and breaks the spaceship fingers: I'm trying to keep our bud alive Igfig: but mops make terrible projectiles fingers: a little damage to the elven won't slow him down, blinding him would though Igfig: well, it's top of the order now fingers: Of course, that's only if it worked... Igfig: oh, I forgot to roll for the grtch init Igfig: 1d20+3 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+3: [10] = 13 Igfig: anyway Igfig: Gunners! Igfig: The window is too solid to shoot through dreyrugr_nott: There are 2 in the room though Igfig: but they take up positions aiming at the doorway Igfig: and others move into the stairwell for cover Igfig: one comes forward some Igfig: okay Igfig: one shot at drey, one at wilco, two at fingers Igfig: 1d20+7 drey; 1d20+7 wilco; 2#1d20+7 fingers Fortuna: Igfig, drey: [6] = 13; wilco: [19] = 26; fingers: [1] = 8; fingers: [4] = 11 dreyrugr_nott: Bravo is rasing a good point in the other chat dreyrugr_nott: And no hit Wilco: holy fuck fingers: awesome Wilco: vs AC? Igfig: yeah Wilco: eh, whatever, it hit either way Igfig: 1d10+4 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [9] = 13 Igfig: ouch Wilco: mmkay Igfig: and then yeah, the rest are readying Igfig: next! dreyrugr_nott: BRIGSBY Igfig: ad oh! Brigsby: Ok, I'll run as far as I can Igfig: wait wait Igfig: i forgot something slim_bankshot: Sorry. Was talking to my mom again. She's going to bed though, so here I am Igfig: guys fingers: Crap fingers: I hate it when he forgets something Igfig: I said we could start fortune cards today dreyrugr_nott: Raditation Lucas_Strongbow: "It turns out you were devoured" dreyrugr_nott: YES Heronius_XVI: yay! Wilco: huzzah! Igfig: draw please Fortuna: Igfig drew STRONGER TOGETHER (R) Fortuna: Play when you make an attack on your turn. You gain a bonus to the attack roll of that attack equal to the number of allies adjacent to you. Heronius_XVI: I forgot about that Igfig: Okay, so fingers: Nevermind, I like it now Igfig: Each player, on their turn, gets to choose: Igfig: either use the card in play, then draw a new one Igfig: or just draw a new one Igfig: you have to do one or the other Wilco: every turn? Igfig: important NPCs get to do the same Igfig: yes Igfig: every turn Wilco: okay Igfig: Brigsby, it is your turn Brigsby: ok dreyrugr_nott: So we can use one and draw a new one? Brigsby: draw please Fortuna: Brigsby drew QUICK FEET (R) Fortuna: Play when an ally adjacent to you shifts. That ally shifts 1 additional square. Brigsby: or was I supposed to use the one you drew? Igfig: you were supposed to use the one I drew Brigsby: oh Brigsby: well I'll draw that one anyway Igfig: yes Igfig: or actually Brigsby: ok, so I'll run as far as I can Igfig: in retrospect Igfig: maybe it'd be more fun Igfig: if you got to draw your own card each turn Igfig: and use it or not Brigsby: yeah, that sounds better Igfig: sure fingers: Yeah, I prefer that Heronius_XVI: I keep the card until my next turn? Igfig: so since I was confusing, you can choose either of those two cards Igfig: no, you have to use it that turn Igfig: if you use it dreyrugr_nott: WAit, question Igfig: yes? Heronius_XVI: So how would quick feet work? Igfig: oh Igfig: right Igfig: heh dreyrugr_nott: With stuff like what brigsby drew, aren't those needed on another turn? Brigsby: well, I can't make use of either, so I'll just not use a card this turn. I run as far as I can Igfig: until the start of your next turn, then Igfig: you keep your card Brigsby: ok Brigsby: I'll keep Quick Feet Wilco: then you can use it that next turn, or throw it away and draw a new one? Igfig: running as far as you can would take you all the way into the hangar, brigsby Igfig: you throw it away at the start of your turn, wilco Wilco: okay Brigsby: really? Brigsby: I thought it would only take me to where Fingers and Wilco are? Igfig: how far were you guys? Igfig: I put you fairly close Brigsby: I'm in a0, they're in a3 Igfig: yeah Igfig: so if your speed is 6 Igfig: you can run 16 squares, 8 regions, in one roound dreyrugr_nott: Our speed is 5 Igfig: brigsby isn't wearing armour Brigsby: Fine, I run to a3 and take cover behind the table Brigsby: then shoot Lightning Strike at Ec Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [3] = 8 Igfig: ok, bit of an attack penalty for running though Igfig: ...missed anyway Brigsby: well, it's vs reflex anyway Brigsby: so yeah Igfig: yeah Igfig: welp Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wilco Igfig: also grant CA Brigsby: that's my turn, I guess. I hunker down behind the table Igfig: and have a minor left Brigsby: I'm done Igfig: ok, wilco and hero Igfig: let's double this up Wilco: okay charge at the commander Wilco: regular attack slim_bankshot: I'll take wilco Igfig: kay Wilco: in ooc? Heronius_XVI: move to a2 drop flaming sphere in b5 Igfig: Hero, you're with me Igfig: roight Heronius_XVI: draw please Fortuna: Heronius_XVI drew PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the end of this turn, you can move through enemies spaces. Enemies that make opportunity attacks against you on this turn gain combat advantage for those attacks. Heronius_XVI: I'll never need that Heronius_XVI: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+6: [19] = 25 Heronius_XVI: vs ref Heronius_XVI: 2d6+6 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 2d6+6: [4, 4] = 14 Igfig: that is a hit Igfig: and damage Igfig: the blue o is the sphere Heronius_XVI: I'll sustain it and end my turn Igfig: don't need to sustain it this turn, but ok Heronius_XVI: Then I will lie prone Igfig: And the captain is apparently bloodied by Waffle Igfig: sure hero Igfig: aright Igfig: it is the gratch's turn Igfig: he tries to crawl away Igfig: is there a defender aura here? Wilco: there is about to be Wilco: Bam, defender aura Igfig: which region ar eoyu in? b1? Wilco: yes Igfig: ok Igfig: so the gratch crawls toward you Igfig: the commander makes an OA as he crawls away Wilco: I step in front of him to cover him from incoming shots Igfig: wrong region, I'm afraid Igfig: 1d20+9+2 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [11] = 22 Igfig: yep Igfig: 1d8+4 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [7] = 11 fingers: dayam Igfig: uh... Wilco: fuck, is he dead? Igfig: the gratch is now dying. Wilco: okay wait Wilco: wait Wilco: I use rightious shield Wilco: and take the damage Igfig: oh, nice! Wilco: I'm bloodied Igfig: You take all the damage, or just half? Wilco: all of it Igfig: okay! Igfig: and a +2 bonus to attacks, looks like Igfig: well, commander now Wilco: yeah dreyrugr_nott: Slim is doing it dreyrugr_nott: in occ Wilco: YOU DOWN WITH OCC? slim_bankshot: Commander is done dreyrugr_nott: I HAVE OA ON COMMANDER HE MOVED DOWN THE STAIRS dreyrugr_nott: Damn it Brigsby: tell them in the OOC dreyrugr_nott: Ig says I don't Wilco: why not? Thorn_the_Gnoll: He says you do. slim_bankshot: Should I take thorn then? Igfig: sure Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn, I was planning on trying to grapple hook the commander but I don't think that is possible now. dreyrugr_nott: I think commander is dying Wilco: notice how OOC and IC chat's sort of switched Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way I won't be grapple hooking him then. slim_bankshot: Well thorn slim_bankshot: USE YOUR POWAH! Wilco: you can grapple his body then throw it at someone Wilco: so bravo, are you healing the gratch? Thorn_the_Gnoll: There's an idea, also Wilco get back to the occ. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hey, where did Finger's mop land? fingers: Yes, I'll heal the gratch, as long as you can stay alive long enough to heal yourself next turn Wilco: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nah that idea is a waste actually. slim_bankshot: Thorn bro it is your turn Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, I move over to A3. Heronius_XVI: DONT FORGET YOUR FATE CARDS Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew ENDURING FOCUS (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the start of your next turn, allies within 2 squares of you gain a +2 bonus to saving throws. slim_bankshot: Cool Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmm.. might as well use that. fingers: That is a damned good card Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm going to grab the table by Brigs and throw it at G1. Brigsby: that's my cover! Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+1 Strength to pick it up. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Strength to pick it up.: [12] = 13 Wilco: G1? slim_bankshot: What is g1, again? Wilco: There is no G Thorn_the_Gnoll: Elven Gunner. dreyrugr_nott: gunner 1 dreyrugr_nott: The only gunner in the room Wilco: oh Thorn_the_Gnoll: And if that strength works for picking up the table: slim_bankshot: You mange to pick it up, but barely. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+5 Dex to throw it. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Dex to throw it.: [7] = 12 slim_bankshot: Roll srt again slim_bankshot: str Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+1 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+1: [5] = 6 slim_bankshot: Then dex Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well now it definitely isn't happening. dreyrugr_nott: g1 is bloodied and you drop the table on your foot Thorn_the_Gnoll: Guess the cover stays. slim_bankshot: You drop the table back in front of brigs. dreyrugr_nott: Remember to pay attention to the other chat. You two are attacking the same people dreyrugr_nott: person* Thorn_the_Gnoll: Suppose that's my standard action used up too then, ah well, I'll use my minor to get my grappling hook out and ready in case of opportunities again. Thorn_the_Gnoll: And that'll be my turn. Igfig: Aright, Lucas launched the gunner into the flame Igfig: so who's next? Igfig: Farw and Drey! slim_bankshot: Far and drey? dreyrugr_nott: WOO Lucas-Strongbow: I've not been moved on the map, btw Far-Walker: Here! Igfig: oh, sorry slim_bankshot: Far, go. I'm gonna go brush my teeth. I'll take over drey when I get back Far-Walker: Alright. Far-Walker: draw please Fortuna: Far-Walker drew WARY SHOT (C) Fortuna: Play when you make a ranged or area attack. That attack does not provoke opportunity attacks. Igfig: hmm Igfig: you guys are all clustered Igfig: not many enemies here Heronius_XVI: what does that letter after the name of the card mean? Far-Walker: How far can I get? B2? Igfig: its rarity Far-Walker: B5? dreyrugr_nott: (You could attempt to break the glass) Igfig: how fast are you? 7? Far-Walker: Yup Igfig: a3, then Igfig: and then a amneuver if you like Far-Walker: Manuever? Igfig: to, say, get behind cover Igfig: with brigsy Igfig: you don't have to, you just have that one square of movement ot do stuff with Far-Walker: Oh, nah. Going to go for a ranged bsic on the gunner near c1 Igfig: ok Far-Walker: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+8: [16] = 24 Igfig: WHOA WAIT A SECOND Far-Walker: WOAH K Igfig: THAT'S NOT HOW FLAMING SPHERE WOKS Wilco: FUCK Wilco: NO Heronius_XVI: ? Far-Walker: ? Igfig: It damages people who start their turn next to in Igfig: /not/ those who just come near it Heronius_XVI: I see Lucas-Strongbow: I slid the guy through the damn thing, that must count for something Brigsby: bitches be coming back to life now Igfig: well, he was kinda right next to it Igfig: so yeah, he dies Wilco: igfig, please give us this Wilco: oh cool Igfig: (he'd die at the start of his turn anyway) Igfig: but Commander Sheeplover is still alive! Far-Walker: (So is my shot still good?) Brigsby: but the Captain is probably aliv- yeah Far-Walker: Oh, then I shoot for him Far-Walker: Instead Lucas-Strongbow: Jesus, he is Shephard Lucas-Strongbow: He's being resurrected Igfig: he's around the corner Igfig: so can't hit him Igfig: from hre Igfig: here dreyrugr_nott: Wait. Didn' I kill him with my OA? Wilco: bounce the shot off of the curved wall Wilco: never mind it isn't curved Heronius_XVI: he has like 10 hp left Igfig: no, drey Igfig: just damaged him bad Far-Walker: Oh! Can I use my minor to shift to b3 and angle a shot in that way? Igfig: okay, anyway Igfig: yes, but he has superior cover Igfig: (and you'll have to make a new attack roll) Far-Walker: What's the penalty? -4? Igfig: -5 fingers: Hahahaha, Igfig is fighting HARD to keep this guy alive! Far-Walker: 1d20+3 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+3: [12] = 15 Igfig: nope Far-Walker: :( Far-Walker: Done Igfig: I don't know why I like him so much Igfig: something about him just resonates with me Igfig: it's like Far-Walker: Because he's Shepard dreyrugr_nott: maybe he looks cool or something? Igfig: I just want him to hold me, y'know? dreyrugr_nott: Gaaaaaaaaaaaay Igfig: ahahahahahahahahahaha Igfig: no, I have no idea fingers: Igfig wants to be Commander Sheeplover's furry confidante Igfig: just messing with you Brigsby: he want's to be his favorite store on the Citadel Igfig: anyhoo Igfig: farw, you curving that shot? dreyrugr_nott: (Curve the arrow farwalker! A secret power hidden withing your genes lets you do that shit!) Far-Walker: I shall! Far-Walker: Curving to the Eg Far-Walker: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+8: [18] = 26 Far-Walker: 1d10+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d10+5: [6] = 11 Igfig: ohhh yeah Far-Walker: Woo! Now done Igfig: aright Igfig: drey is next? dreyrugr_nott: Yeah dreyrugr_nott: Am I able to move down the stairs and do a standard? Igfig: it'd take a move action to get to c1 Igfig: you could run Igfig: to go a bit further dreyrugr_nott: What penalties woudl I take? Igfig: -2 to attack, grant CA Igfig: I think, I might have a detail wrong Igfig: we'll go with that dreyrugr_nott: And the 4 in the staircase are ajacent to each other? Igfig: C and G2 are slim_bankshot: OK, Igfig: and G3 and G4 are dreyrugr_nott: Alright dreyrugr_nott: Run down the stairs, earth spikes Igfig: right dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+9 if I'm not mistaken attack Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, if I'm not mistaken attack: [8] = 17 dreyrugr_nott: v AC Igfig: first of all: on who? dreyrugr_nott: Commander Igfig: that is a miss dreyrugr_nott: Fuck Igfig: also, you trigger all the other gunners' readied actions dreyrugr_nott: SHIT Wilco: oh fuck slim_bankshot: I thought commander was dead dreyrugr_nott: Nature's wrath also Igfig: well, two of them Thorn_the_Gnoll: He got better. Igfig: 2#1d20+7 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7: [8] = 15; 1d20+7: [10] = 17 Igfig: vs AC dreyrugr_nott: HAHA dreyrugr_nott: FAIL! Igfig: turned out the fire didn't deal damage the way I thought Igfig: and heh, yup dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Nature's wrath Igfig: may Igfig: kay Igfig: minor? dreyrugr_nott: And am I able to hit the people in the stair case with dragon's breath? Igfig: yep dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Dragon's breath on them dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+9 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+9: [6] = 15 Igfig: g3 and g4, it'll have to be dreyrugr_nott: DAMN IT dreyrugr_nott: Wait Igfig: and you roll for each dreyrugr_nott: Just g3 and g4? Igfig: one region Igfig: one adjacent region dreyrugr_nott: Even though it's close burst 5? Igfig: or you can spend a maneuver to make it the same region Igfig: ...oh! Igfig: uh, yeah, in that case sure Wilco: is commander dead? dreyrugr_nott: Alright. so do 4 rolls? Igfig: well, 3 more dreyrugr_nott: 3#1d20+9 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+9: [12] = 21; 1d20+9: [2] = 11; 1d20+9: [6] = 15 slim_bankshot: I can take fingers in OOC Igfig: you hit... one of the gunners Igfig: gunner 2 dreyrugr_nott: Alright Igfig: damage? dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+5: [3] = 8 dreyrugr_nott: Damn it dreyrugr_nott: Wait Igfig: ? dreyrugr_nott: That's sword damage. Fuck I am confused Igfig: heh dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+2: [1] = 3 dreyrugr_nott: DAMN IT Wilco: HAH dreyrugr_nott: This makes me a sad panda Igfig: this is unfortunate. Lucas-Strongbow: That's quite the dragon breath dreyrugr_nott: I have wasted all my encounters dreyrugr_nott: go into the fetal position and cry dreyrugr_nott: End turn Wilco: you are about to die horribly from the gunners Igfig: oh yeah! Heh. Lucas-Strongbow: You still have that flower in your hair Igfig: let's see Fingers: Stick the flower in the commander's gun barrel Igfig: the gunner next to you starts up his razor sword Fingers: They're hippies, they'll totally dig that. Igfig: 2#1d20+7 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7: [12] = 19; 1d20+7: [15] = 22 dreyrugr_nott: Hit dreyrugr_nott: I am sooooooo fucked Igfig: Both, or just the one? dreyrugr_nott: both Igfig: oh man slim_bankshot: Ig is doing gunners slim_bankshot: I can take brigs Igfig: 2d6+6 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2, 5] = 13 dreyrugr_nott: :'( dreyrugr_nott: Oh Igfig: go for it dreyrugr_nott: Just 13? Igfig: and also you take ongoing 5 damage dreyrugr_nott: DAMN IT Igfig: and also there are four more guys who can see you dreyrugr_nott: Oh god Igfig: that one shifts around behind you Igfig: another one charges Igfig: to flank Igfig: 1d20+8+2 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [10] = 20 Igfig: 1d6+3 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3] = 6 dreyrugr_nott: Hit slim_bankshot: Drey is about to get gangflanked again Igfig: didn't have time to start grinding his razor sword Igfig: and two of them shoot Igfig: 2#1d20+7 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7: [6] = 13; 1d20+7: [11] = 18 dreyrugr_nott: One misses Igfig: if only you'd strapped those elven armour plates to yourself Igfig: 1d10+3 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+3: [6] = 9 slim_bankshot: A projectile wooshes past your face so close you can feel the air on your cheek dreyrugr_nott: Dying Fingers: If only he'd strapped the dead elvens to himself dreyrugr_nott: I am all the fucked dreyrugr_nott: Brigsby is up Igfig: and then they get out of the field of fire dreyrugr_nott: UNless they're still murdering me Igfig: two ready actions Brigsby: is my turn in here or in OOC? Igfig: dunno Heronius_XVI: just do it here dreyrugr_nott: here Igfig: kay Igfig: wilco too Brigsby: ok, are the gunners done? Igfig: yep Wilco: what? Brigsby: I move to b3 and get in cover with Far Igfig: Wilco, let's do your turn in OOC Igfig: Slim, you got Brigs? Brigsby: and use Howling Tempest, with Drey in the eye of the storm Wilco: okay slim_bankshot: Sorry Brigsby: so that should target all three slim_bankshot: Yeah I got brigs slim_bankshot: He needs to move first, methinks Heronius_XVI: DONT FORGET YOUR CARDS Brigsby: 3#1d20+5 vs Fort Fortuna: Brigsby, vs Fort: [6] = 11; vs Fort: [19] = 24; vs Fort: [9] = 14 Brigsby: draw please Fortuna: Brigsby drew SKULKLING STRIKE (U) Fortuna: Play when you attack a target while hidden. If the attack hits, you also slide the target 1 square. After the attack, you can make a Stealth check to remain hidden. dreyrugr_nott: OH WAIT dreyrugr_nott: Fuck nevermind slim_bankshot: What? slim_bankshot: Brigsby where are you? Brigsby: so 11 against G2, 24 against G3, and 14 vs C Brigsby: next to Far Brigsby: does that hit their Fortitudes? slim_bankshot: The 24 hits slim_bankshot: The others don't Brigsby: ok Brigsby: 2d6+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d6+11: [6, 1] = 18 slim_bankshot: 18 damage? Fingers: I thought you said Commander dude only has good Reflex, Ig? And his other defenses sucked? Brigsby: and he's deafened and shifted into b6 Brigsby: He said his AC was crap, didn't mention his Fort Igfig: his AC is the same as his Reflex Igfig: so not bad either Igfig: his Fort is 14 Brigsby: so that hits Brigsby: should I roll damage again? Igfig: nope, one roll for everyone slim_bankshot: Oh. I missed the commander Brigsby: ok, so C is dead slim_bankshot: Mistook it for another gunner Igfig: you fling the commander like he's that chubby girl you knew in high school and met in a bar the other day Heronius_XVI: har Igfig: if you know what i mean Fingers: Messily, very fast, and with a lot of crying? Brigsby: sounds about right Heronius_XVI: har har Brigsby: Ok, well, that's my turn slim_bankshot: Wilco! dreyrugr_nott: Waffle emptied the cleaning liquid into your tempst brigsby dreyrugr_nott: This is amazing slim_bankshot: So Wilcos turn? Brigsby: ...Drey is probably going to be cooked now dreyrugr_nott: As long as I'm in the eye, I'm safe I think Brigsby: you're safe from the damage I deal. I'm not sure what the heat of a swirling inferno around you will do Igfig: probably arcana check on Brigsby's part to keep you safe Fingers: I am going to laugh so hard if this shit turns out to be ammonia, or bleach, or basically anything that reacts badly to fire. slim_bankshot: I'll take hero Heronius_XVI: Okay Brigsby: well, we know how bad my Arcana is Heronius_XVI: What kind of action is it to get up from prone? Wilco: try nature Igfig: move Wilco: it makes more sense Heronius_XVI: I won't do that then Heronius_XVI: I will just move my sphere 2 regions to c1 and manuever it to c2, I'll use my standard to make it attack the chemical in the storm. Heronius_XVI: draw please Fortuna: Heronius_XVI drew KEEP AT IT! (R) Fortuna: Play on your turn when you miss with an attack roll. Reroll the missed attack roll. You take damage equal to your level. Heronius_XVI: Is that a regular attack roll on the storm? dreyrugr_nott: Why couldn't I get that with my earth spikes Igfig: nah, that's pretty automatic hero Igfig: actually Igfig: wait Igfig: yes Heronius_XVI: so an attack then? Igfig: yep Heronius_XVI: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+6: [7] = 13 slim_bankshot: No hits htere Heronius_XVI: re roll slim_bankshot: there even Heronius_XVI: I take 2 Heronius_XVI: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+6: [7] = 13 Heronius_XVI: fucker Igfig: hee Igfig: you set it on fire, but it's only somewhat flammable Wilco: At least it is on fire Igfig: and the gunner is able to keep from being burnt dreyrugr_nott: Am I going to take damage? Heronius_XVI: that is up to moose Igfig: worry about it on your turn dreyrugr_nott: Also Fingers: Whoops, sorry, wrong chat dreyrugr_nott: Figners wants to rip a cord to help the fire now Fingers: I'll enhance Moose's intelligence for his arcana check Fingers: with a Learned Etude! Fingers: 1d20+10 perform check Fortuna: Fingers, perform check: [13] = 23 Igfig: whoa, whoa, wait Igfig: it's not any of your turns Fingers: (That's not an actual skill) Brigsby: Yeah, it's not happening until my turn Igfig: yeah, exactly Fingers: I'm just going off what people have been telling me to do Fingers: In the OOC chat Brigsby: You're listening to WAFFLE Wilco: yeah, not the best idea Igfig: well, you can do it a bit earlier, brigsby, on Drey's turn Brigsby: ok Igfig: cause that's when you'll need to start beign careful with it Fingers: I was about to defend myself by saying HoE told me to as well Brigsby: Right, right Fingers: But then I realized that HoE called waffle smart Wilco: : Waffle=Genius dreyrugr_nott: LIES dreyrugr_nott: ALL LIES Fingers: So he's a pretty poor source for advice as well Igfig: anyay, thorn and lucas Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, guess I'm going to stab G3. Igfig: okay, I got you thorn Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ferocious Charge, I can make it that far with just a charge. No combat advantage sadly but eh. Igfig: yeh Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [8] = 18 Igfig: stab! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d7+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d7+9: [2] = 11 Heronius_XVI: draw your card Fortuna: Say please. dreyrugr_nott: DRAW Fortuna: Say please. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait that should have been a 6. dreyrugr_nott: YOU NEED TO DRAW THORN Thorn_the_Gnoll: A 1d6, not that it really matters too much. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew IT'S A TRAP! (R) Fortuna: Play when an enemy ends its turn adjacent to you. One ally within 3 squares of you shifts up to 2 squares as a free action to a square adjacent to that enemy. Heronius_XVI: nice Igfig: yeah Fingers: That's a nice one, hang on to it Igfig: g3 is bloodied Thorn_the_Gnoll: So that was my standard, hmmm.. Igfig: you charged, right? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: you can't do stuff after a charge Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ferocious Charge specifically. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, well guess that is that then. Igfig: only free actions Igfig: okay Igfig: okay, I got walker now then Fingers: So, did the Gratch do anything for his turn? Fingers: And did you guys give him the hp from my heal? Igfig: oh, uh, he got to his feet unsteadily Igfig: nodded at you Igfig: and picked up a gun Fingers: Fist-bump Igfig: yeah, that's all he was able to do that turn though Far-Walker: I am here! Igfig: All right! Far-Walker: Pretty simple. Far-Walker: Ranged basic on G3. Far-Walker: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+8: [1] = 9 Far-Walker: :((( Igfig: yu forgot your card Far-Walker: draw please Fortuna: Far-Walker drew PHANTOM ALLY (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you gain combat advantage against the targets of your at-will powers. Fingers: Hmm Wilco: holy shit Igfig: also, oh well Fingers: That might have been good to have had Far-Walker: Nice, but oh well. Far-Walker: Next up! Far-Walker: *Tags Drey in* slim_bankshot: Also, everyone. Igfig: by the way, why ranged basic and not an at-will power? slim_bankshot: The alarm is still going off Far-Walker: Ranged basic has higher chance to hit--at-wills are for groups of enemies slim_bankshot: Warnings of a reactor meltdown have began Wilco: FUCK Igfig: ah, I see Far-Walker: Anyway, onward, people! Fingers: Igfig, do the Gratch speak our language? Far-Walker: Try not to horribly die in a nuclear explosion. slim_bankshot: THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TOUCH FLOWERS! Igfig: They do, yes Igfig: everybody speaks common Far-Walker: Not that Far will mind, cockroach-y origin and all that. Igfig: mantis thank you very much Fingers: I ask the gratch if there is a way to close (and lock) the door seperating that hallway from the hanger where all the elves are. Igfig: the blast door? Fingers: I assume that's what that thing you've drawn on the map is Igfig: oh, that Igfig: uh Wilco: we need that hangar Lucas-Strongbow: We can kill them Wilco: the only ship out of here is on it Heronius_XVI: let's not close the route to our only way out Igfig: "Yes, there is, but the door closes from this side Fingers: That big white thing in the previous hanger wasn't a ship? Thorn_the_Gnoll: What about that one that had the dangerous stuff in it in the other area? Fingers: Could have fooled me Wilco: this IS the previous hangar I think Heronius_XVI: That is this one Igfig: I could close it and then disable it, though." Igfig: this is, yes Fingers: Then why did we start off where we did? Wilco: If we close that door, then the other elves will steal the ship and escape Fingers: We came from the hanger, and confronted the elves killing the gratch dreyrugr_nott: Don't question it Igfig: you came from the hallway above the hangar Fingers: Argh, never mind then Heronius_XVI: moving on Heronius_XVI: next turn Heronius_XVI: and dont forget your card Igfig: man, it'd be really handy to have a third DM for mapping and stuff Igfig: thanks for the reminders, hero Heronius_XVI: maybe next time ig Igfig: if mouser ever shows up Igfig: It is Drey! dreyrugr_nott: So my turn dreyrugr_nott: ? Igfig: yeah Fingers: Drey bleeds on the floor. Turn over! Hahahaha Igfig: But first! dreyrugr_nott: Just a saving throw I assume right Igfig: Wait, drey is dying? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw your card, might be handy. Fortuna: Say please. dreyrugr_nott: Yeah Igfig: oh Heronius_XVI: drey is in death saves dreyrugr_nott: I'm at -1 health dreyrugr_nott: draw please Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott drew TRAINED ADVANCE (C) Fortuna: Play when an ally within 5 squares of you takes a move action to shift. You shift 1 square as a free action. Igfig: Didn't someone have a card that gave bonuses to saves? Wilco: ME dreyrugr_nott: I have font of life Wilco: I think Thorn_the_Gnoll: Me, Enduring Focus, gave +2 bonuses to saving throws for people near me. dreyrugr_nott: I also am taking 5 ongoing damage Igfig: Font of Life doesn't work for the death saves Igfig: it does for the ongoing though Igfig: also, enduring focus dreyrugr_nott: Ok. I'll make 2 saving throws dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 ongoing damage Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, ongoing damage: [8] = 8 dreyrugr_nott: DAMN IT Igfig: no, drey Igfig: enduring focus Igfig: +2 to that save dreyrugr_nott: so 10? Igfig: you passed Igfig: yep. Heronius_XVI: yay! dreyrugr_nott: Ok Wilco: lucky guy dreyrugr_nott: Now I make one to get back up? dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+2: [1] = 3 Igfig: not just yet dreyrugr_nott: Oh Igfig: but ok dreyrugr_nott: IGNORE THAT Far-Walker: ha dreyrugr_nott: NOTHING HAPPENED dreyrugr_nott: YOU DIDN'T SEE IT Wilco: instead focus on this Wilco: : Waffle=Genius dreyrugr_nott: YES dreyrugr_nott: I CALLED WAFFLE A GENIUS. I MUST BE REALLY CLOSE TO DEATH Igfig: actually, I guess brigsby doesn't have to make that arcana check Igfig: because you're just lying there, not moving Brigsby: yay dreyrugr_nott: Yeah Igfig: so actually, it's just that Igfig: you have failed a death save Igfig: you have two left Brigsby: nat-1'd it dreyrugr_nott: Wait, don' I have to get to -19 first? dreyrugr_nott: to start making death saves Igfig: nope Heronius_XVI: no dreyrugr_nott: Well shit Brigsby: negative bloodied means instant death Igfig: you start makeing saves at 0 Heronius_XVI: if you hit -19 you die forever Wilco: FOREVER Igfig: *apple* Lucas-Strongbow: Unless we resurrect you somehow Lucas-Strongbow: We're in space now, there must be a way Fingers: Igfig, speed of 5 moves me how many squares? Wilco: We might have the technology dreyrugr_nott: We can rebuild him dreyrugr_nott: We have the technology Wilco: maybe Wilco: we don't know how to use it, or what it looks like Wilco: but god dammit we have the technology! Igfig: so Igfig: music? dreyrugr_nott: We have the power of rock that can ressurect me Igfig: oh by the way Igfig: hero and lucas Heronius_XVI: ? dreyrugr_nott: Wait dreyrugr_nott: What about fingers and the gunnerss? Thorn_the_Gnoll: He's not talking turns. Igfig: you can see what looks like some sort of mist slowly trailing out of the main hallway dreyrugr_nott: Ah Igfig: the mist is green Igfig: and glowin Wilco: ahh fucj Igfig: g Heronius_XVI: Balls dreyrugr_nott: YOu guys don't know what it is dreyrugr_nott: You just know that it's bad maybe Heronius_XVI: "I think it is about time to leave." Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's pretty obvious it's bad. Igfig: but you can maybe guess based on the alarms an stuff Heronius_XVI: I do not trust anything that is green and glowing. Thorn_the_Gnoll: When is a green mist ever a good thing? Far-Walker: "That isn't healthy mist." Heronius_XVI: least of all gasses Igfig: it'll take a while to get here Igfig: but just saying dreyrugr_nott: You guys are going to end up leaving me to die in this fire tempst aren't you Igfig: anyway Igfig: it is the bard's turn dreyrugr_nott: You'll all be on the train Igfig: what is the bard barding about? dreyrugr_nott: I mean ship dreyrugr_nott: He's in OCC with his turn Igfig: oh, ok dreyrugr_nott: and someone will be like "Where's drey?" dreyrugr_nott: "I think we left her" dreyrugr_nott: And then my new character will drop in and say "Who's drey?" Lucas-Strongbow: And we'll all pretend you were here all along dreyrugr_nott: Goddamn it I could've used bravo's card Brigsby: G2 takes 5 Thunder damage Igfig: one takes damage for starting in the inferno thing Igfig: okay Brigsby: does he take additional fire damage? Wilco: and they are blinded, remember Igfig: indeed Heronius_XVI: 1d4+6 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d4+6: [1] = 7 Igfig: 12 total Igfig: Brigsby's thunder hurls the elf directly into the flames Wilco: YES Igfig: and he scorches and burns Lucas-Strongbow: Please say he's killed Igfig: yes Wilco: DOUBLE YES Igfig: G3 will attack Thorn, then Igfig: with the dreaded razor sword thing Igfig: 2#1d20+7 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7: [4] = 11; 1d20+7: [2] = 9 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fun. Wilco: gears of war Thorn_the_Gnoll: Both miss. Igfig: I have never played gears of war Wilco: niether have I Igfig: and evidently neither has this elf Wilco: I just know the chainsaws Igfig: because he has no idea how to use it it appears Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think it'd be more Warhammer 40kish, these particular chainsaws. Igfig: these are elves Fingers: It's obviously the Ripper from fallout, guys. Wilco: I've never played warhammer 40k Igfig: they're more like two very sharp blades on a single hilt Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way. Igfig: and they vibrate together and apart Igfig: to tear shit up Igfig: anyway, the others can't see shit Wilco: so like vibro blades from KOTOR Wilco: ? Thorn_the_Gnoll: That doesn't sound like much of a chainsaw at all actually. Brigsby: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QzREC_A-Q7g/SJExnnFLTOI/AAAAAAAABBg/_QuAUKDaja8/s320/electric+knife.jpg Igfig: it's a chainsaw in the other direction Wilco: okay Igfig: and vibroblades are from all of star wars, not just kotor Fingers: No, no, they're *just* from KOTOR Fingers: The extended universe doesn't exist. Igfig: that is true Wilco: what extended universe Wilco: EEEHHH Wilco: ?? Fingers: All that bullshit is a myth, and you're a liar if you say otherwise. Igfig: anything that's not a movie Wilco: I dare you to call DoB a liar Igfig: so all the books, all the video games Wilco: to his giant mustachiode face Heronius_XVI: uh guys Heronius_XVI: whos turn is it Igfig: anyway Igfig: they shoot into the cloud Brigsby: still Gunners I think Wilco: gunners just moved it seemed Igfig: 4#1d20+7-2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7-2: [19] = 24; 1d20+7-2: [6] = 11; 1d20+7-2: [12] = 17; 1d20+7-2: [11] = 16 Igfig: one hit on waffle Fingers: Yikes Igfig: miss everyone else Wilco: wait vs what? Wilco: AC? Fingers: Hah Igfig: AC Wilco: EVERY GOD DAMN TIME Wilco: bahg! Igfig: 1d10+3 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+3: [3] = 6 Fingers: Unless your AC is 25 Waffle, you got hit Wilco: *grumble* Igfig: and that's all for them Igfig: Brigsber Wilco: bloodied Wilco: wait Wilco: igfig Wilco: I'm behind cover Igfig: yeah? Wilco: behind the wall Heronius_XVI: dont forget your card Igfig: oh Igfig: I guess you have some cover there Igfig: pretty good cover actually Igfig: uh Igfig: -5 to that attack roll Igfig: for the superior cover Wilco: it's a miss then Igfig: ! Fingers: what's your AC? Igfig: heheh Wilco: 21 Wilco: not bloodied anymore Fingers: Jesus Fingers: You *are* a tank Wilco: thank you Igfig: anyway, Brigsby! Brigsby: draw please Fortuna: Brigsby drew WATCHFUL APPROACH (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you can take a standard action to shift up to your speed. Brigsby: Ok, I'll sustain the tempest with my minor Igfig: okay Fingers: Oooh, that would be a nice one if these enemies were closer Igfig: well Igfig: you can move the tempest, in any case Brigsby: move the storm to the bottom of the staircase Igfig: and that slides them, no? Wilco: you can destroy those gunners if you move the tempst Brigsby: that slides who? Fingers: Brigs, send that tempest into the enemy formation, and we can take care of the rest. Brigsby: it moves 3 squares, so I can only move it one region Igfig: oh wait, no Igfig: oh Fingers: Send it *at* the enemy formation, and it will still help? Igfig: you could use two move actions Igfig: to move it three Brigsby: I'll do that Heronius_XVI: yeah Igfig: but then you'd have to get where you could see it Igfig: ...oh wait, the windoe Igfig: w Igfig: never mind Brigsby: Right Igfig: okay Brigsby: So do I still have my action point? Igfig: you do, yes Brigsby: I'll use it Igfig: to? Brigsby: Thunder Slam on G3 Igfig: kay Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [17] = 22 Igfig: oh yeah Brigsby: 2d10+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d10+11: [9, 4] = 24