Igfig: Welcome back to Castle Cocklove. Wilco: I'm having a little trouble with mibbit, I can't access the OOC chat dreyrugr_nott: Use the actual mibbit client for ICC, and the map page for OOC Lucas_Strongbow: If you just signed out a second ago, give it a minute and try again Igfig: Last time, you nearly got crushed by a rock, spent some time hanging out in a tower, and then fought some goblins who came down to see what was going on. Wilco2: where are we now? dreyrugr_nott: Don't forget my door charging Igfig: And Drey broke down a door. Igfig: You are now in the courtyard and northern tower. Wilco2: so 10 and 8? Igfig: yep dreyrugr_nott: Yeah Wilco2: okay Lucas_Strongbow: I guess we go upstairs Wilco2: anything in particular happening right now? Igfig: The rest of the band got bored and left, because they came to celebrate cocklove and didn't find ant Igfig: any dreyrugr_nott is teabagging the dead archers Igfig: nothing in particular Wilco2: "That's just like them" Wilco2: Alrighty, let's go upstairs then fingers: Can I open the door that leads into the main room? Igfig: okay, the upstairs. fingers: Actually, I guess I'll just go upstairs Lucas_Strongbow: We'll all creep up the stairs dreyrugr_nott: I follow Lucas_Strongbow: like the gang in Scooby Doo Wilco2: yes Igfig: are you seeing the second floor? Wilco2: igfig could you move the map over a bit? Lucas_Strongbow: yep Wilco2: to the left Wilco2: yeah Wilco2: down a bit Igfig: hmm, it's a bit too big Wilco2: shrink it? dreyrugr_nott: You can rotate it cant' you? dreyrugr_nott: And we can just look sideways Wilco2: ermm... Wilco2: sure dreyrugr_nott: That works Igfig: okay Lucas_Strongbow: Is that a locked door? Lucas_Strongbow: I have good thievery, might as well use it Igfig: locked door? where? Lucas_Strongbow: on the left of the tower Igfig: yes, it is Lucas_Strongbow: Is that the way we wanna go? fingers: Sounds good to me dreyrugr_nott: Can I charge the door? dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [2] = 7 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 to unlock door Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, to unlock door: [1] = 11 Igfig: Certainly Wilco2: where are we on the map? Lucas_Strongbow: I break the lock dreyrugr_nott: We both failed horribly dreyrugr_nott: I broke my nose again Wilco2: I'll try Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [20] = 20 Lucas_Strongbow: Critical miss, first roll of the night Wilco2: YES Wilco2: HAHAAAA Lucas_Strongbow: HA fingers: Wilco just realized that the door has a sign over it that says "Pull" dreyrugr_nott: Waffle seduces the door Wilco2: I slip the door a 20 Lucas_Strongbow: I'm down there doing some safecracking shit, he just pushes it open dreyrugr_nott: You fall forward dreyrugr_nott: And break your nose also Lucas_Strongbow: I have a strong nose, as it has been broken many times Lucas_Strongbow: I have built up a resistance dreyrugr_nott: Well so have I Wilco2: It's from back when he was in the circus Igfig: okay Wilco2: you're a dragon you have a snout Igfig: Lucas breaks the lock Igfig: Wilco realizes that it was, like, really badly broken Wilco2: WHAT Igfig: i.e., to the point that he can just pull it off the door Wilco2: ahh Igfig: and open the door Lucas_Strongbow: So in a way, I unlocked the soor Lucas_Strongbow: door Wilco2: nice one lucas, you shattered the door from the force of your lock picking Igfig: You failed to pick it so hard that it came back around the other side. Igfig: Across the balcony Wilco2: Hey lucas I dare you to go charging through that hallway Lucas_Strongbow: I sucked so hard that I was brilliant, like an idiot savant dreyrugr_nott: Wilco Igfig: you see a goblin with a spear dreyrugr_nott: I will accept your challenge Wilco2: wait there is a goblin dreyrugr_nott: I'm aware Wilco2: charge it anyways! Igfig: who, seeing you burst through the door, runs inside Wilco2: COWARD Wilco2: "" dreyrugr_nott: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE after it dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [5] = 10 Wilco2: I agree! dreyrugr_nott: :( Igfig: okay, let's roll init then dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+1 init Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, init: [18] = 19 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [10] = 17 dreyrugr_nott: !!!! Wilco2: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+6: [4] = 10 Wilco2: fuck fingers: 1d20+2 Fortuna: fingers, 1d20+2: [6] = 8 fingers: sigh fingers: My curse continues Wilco2: yay Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna saves your good rolls for rocking out Wilco2: like destroying a lock? Igfig: 1d20+6 goblin init Fortuna: Igfig, goblin init: [5] = 11 Wilco2: fucker fingers: Damn that goblin Igfig: okay dreyrugr_nott: Alright. I suppose I have that run down the hallway to reach him? Igfig: It's not a hallway, it's a parapet Lucas_Strongbow: Parapet Wilco2: I'm assuming we all ran down the hallway Wilco2: oh Wilco2: parapet Igfig: leading to a balcony dreyrugr_nott: No idea what that means Wilco2: DREY IS DUMB Lucas_Strongbow: We're on top of a wall Igfig: the walkway along the top of a castle wall dreyrugr_nott: My int is 10, of course I'm dumb waffle Wilco2: oh Wilco2: someone should climb out that window there, and climb over to 17 Igfig: so drey, how far can you move with that charge? dreyrugr_nott: Well my speed is 5 Wilco2: the southern 17 I mean Igfig: okay fingers: Ig, what would I have to roll to try and climb out the window of the tower and onto 17? Wilco2: wait Wilco2: that door there is locked igfig Igfig: you charge along the parapet and through the door dreyrugr_nott: Awesome Igfig: it is not locked Igfig: but you rolled your attack roll and missed, right? Lucas_Strongbow: Anymore Wilco2: okay dreyrugr_nott: WAit, was that my attack roll? Igfig: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE after it 18:55 dreyrugr_nott 1d20+5 18:55 Fortuna dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [5] = 10 18:55dreyrugr_nott :( Igfig: I figured it was dreyrugr_nott: That was before the init Igfig: shrug Igfig: sure, reroll that then dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+9 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+9: [7] = 16 Lucas_Strongbow: 1 better Igfig: That's a miss, I'm afraid dreyrugr_nott: Damn it Wilco2: holy crap Igfig: The goblin skitters back, as goblins do Igfig: This one appears fairly well armoured Igfig: one moment, now Igfig: 1d20+7 ???1 init Fortuna: Igfig, ???1 init: [5] = 12 Igfig: 1d20+2 ???2 init Fortuna: Igfig, ???2 init: [20] = 22 Igfig: okay Lucas_Strongbow: Well that's terrifying Wilco2: indeed dreyrugr_nott: I am all the fucked Wilco2: what if there is 1000 of them Igfig: It's Lucas' turn Lucas_Strongbow: Wilco, what would the benefit be of climbing into 17? fingers: Mad props? Wilco2: going through the door and flanking them Igfig: To climb over there would be Athletics Wilco2: combat advantage Igfig: possibly some acrobatics to keep your balance, too Lucas_Strongbow: Flanking is not my thing Igfig: Hey Heronius Heronius: Evening Igfig: Roll init Wilco2: I assume we would be holding onto the ledge and sidling over dreyrugr_nott: Hi Hero. I charged into a room again Heronius: 1d20+2 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+2: [3] = 5 Wilco2: only 2 init? Lucas_Strongbow: Run me to the balcony, so I have line of sight on that goblin Heronius: I would expect as much from you Heronius: yeah only 2, I'm a wizard dreyrugr_nott: Mine is only 1 Wilco2: ahh dreyrugr_nott: Yet I have the highest init save for one goblin Wilco2: liar Igfig: The south end of 17, Lucas? Lucas_Strongbow: And then, Aspect of the Dancing Serpent Lucas_Strongbow: yes Lucas_Strongbow: And then, Clever Shot Igfig: Sure, he's got some cover though Lucas_Strongbow: Ah Lucas_Strongbow: Aimed shot then Igfig: okay Lucas_Strongbow: It ignores partial concealment Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [15] = 25 Wilco2: nice Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+6 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [7] = 13 Igfig: Woulda been enough anyway, but cool Igfig: Okay, very well Lucas_Strongbow: And that's me done Igfig: And now it's ??? Wilco2: uh oh dreyrugr_nott: Goblin sword Wilco2: dragon Igfig: The spear goblin starts shouting "Thug, Thug!" and hammering on the wall dreyrugr_nott: What do you mean dragon? Wilco2: A giant fire breathing serpent Igfig: Anyone here speak Goblin? Wilco2: that can fly Wilco2: I can't Heronius: detestable creatures Heronius: I have no interest in what pointless things they go on about. Lucas_Strongbow: Unless it sounds like Elven, no dreyrugr_nott: Is it similar to something? Igfig: Say, Drey, what's your passive perception? dreyrugr_nott: 17 Igfig: 1d20+12 stealth Fortuna: Igfig, stealth: [10] = 22 dreyrugr_nott: Damn it fingers: I speak the language of music, and that sounds like a badass drum beat to me Lucas_Strongbow: Sneaky goblins Igfig: Remember how you were all charging through doors just now? Wilco2: not me Heronius: no dreyrugr_nott: Ah shit Wilco2: BUT YEAH Igfig: Turns out you aren't the only one who can do that Wilco2: oh fuck Wilco2: MANTICORE Wilco2: I mean, mintore Wilco2: or whatever those half bull things are called Heronius: Looks like a bugbear to me Lucas_Strongbow: Minotaur? dreyrugr_nott: Oh shit dreyrugr_nott: It is a bugbear Wilco2: yeah that Igfig: A huge hairy goblin - about as tall as Thorn, but much wider - yeah, a bugbear Wilco2: a flying bear? Wilco2: how did you guys know? Igfig: bursts through the door in an incredibly surprising manner Heronius: Hair tends to burn. dreyrugr_nott: I SHALL FIGHT THIS MAN LIKE A WOMAN Wilco2: can anyone cast a fire spell? Igfig: and charges dreyrugr_nott: "Come at me bro!" Heronius surprised eyebrow arching. Igfig: It gets a major bonus to attack creatures with no adjacent allies Igfig: so fingers: Ruh roh Igfig: 1d20+9+1+4 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [4] = 18 dreyrugr_nott: Hit Wilco2: god dammit drey dreyrugr_nott: My AC is 18 Igfig: also, 2 more on that for combat advantage Wilco2: HAH dreyrugr_nott: So yeah, hit Igfig: also, special stuff when it has CA Igfig: 2d8+6+1d8 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [8, 5, 8] = 27 Wilco2: oh jesus dreyrugr_nott: HOLY SHIT Lucas_Strongbow: Looks ;ike we're gonna be seeing black dynamite monk Igfig: and you are hurled out the door Wilco2: yeah, maybe dreyrugr_nott: And off the balcony? Igfig: in fact Igfig: make a saving throw dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20: [8] = 8 dreyrugr_nott: ;( Wilco2: wait wait Igfig: the balcony has railings, so you're just barely okay Wilco2: nvm dreyrugr_nott: I'm bloodied also Lucas_Strongbow: So we all saw you run into that room, heard some thumping, a loud crash, and you went flying out the soo Igfig: And the bugbear follows you out. Lucas_Strongbow: door Wilco2: do you think I could throw the bug bear off of the wall? dreyrugr_nott: Oh god Heronius: I have no idea where I am, the basement probably dreyrugr_nott: Wait dreyrugr_nott: Go back to me being thrown out the door dreyrugr_nott: "WEEEEEEEE" dreyrugr_nott: Okay, resume Wilco2: drey is drunk fingers: Think less drunk, more concussion Lucas_Strongbow: Hang on, was that bugbear in the bathroom? Wilco2: ahh, yes Igfig: The other goblin, the one with the spear, comes forward to just behind the door Lucas_Strongbow: Eww Wilco2: eww Igfig: ? Igfig: oh Igfig: no, the bugbear was in the main hall dreyrugr_nott: No wonder he's pissed Lucas_Strongbow: Wilco, HELP Igfig: Another goblin emerges onto the eastern balcony, and a third comes through the door in the bugbear's wake Wilco2: WORKING ON IT Wilco2: oh god dammit fingers: They're breeding! fingers: We have to kill their libido, before we're swamped with goblins! Drey, take off your pants! dreyrugr_nott: Yes sir! dreyrugr_nott slips off her pants Heronius shields eyes Lucas_Strongbow vomits Heronius: I never get used to dragonborn genitals Igfig: The one that came in behind the bugbear swings its spear at Lucas' legs Heronius: no matter how many times Igfig: 1d20+5 vs. Reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Reflex: [20] = 25 Igfig: :( Igfig: 12 damage, and you're knocked prone Heronius: That works Lucas_Strongbow: Indeed dreyrugr_nott: Well everyone. This is the end of drey. Say hello to Black Dynamite next session Igfig: The one on the balcony readies a hand crossbow Wilco2: wait Wilco2: but this is a prologue Wilco2: YOU CAN'T DIE HERE dreyrugr_nott: I'm a ghost Lucas_Strongbow: SNAKE, YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX! Wilco2: SNAKE? Wilco2: SNAKE?! Igfig: Wilco, you're up Heronius: You are only a shadow of yourself in this realm Wilco2: SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE Wilco2: oh uh Wilco2: draw please Fortuna: Wilco2 drew CAREFUL AIM (C) Fortuna: Play when you use a Close or Area Attack Power. Omit one creature from the power's area of effect Igfig: ALso, oh man I forgot dreyrugr_nott: OH GODDAMN IT FORGOT dreyrugr_nott: draw please Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott drew FULL SPEED AHEAD! (C) Fortuna: Play when you charge on your turn. You gain combat advantage against the target of the charge attack. Igfig: hahahahaha Heronius: hahahhahha dreyrugr_nott facepalms Wilco2: fuckin shit Igfig: uh Lucas_Strongbow: Of all the cards... Wilco2: climb out the window and sidle over to the southern 17 Igfig: let's let that work retroactively, drey Lucas_Strongbow: NO Lucas_Strongbow: COME HELP US Wilco2: I HAVE TO KILL THAT THING dreyrugr_nott: "Waffle you fucking asshole!" Heronius: Wilco* Lucas_Strongbow: I'll do that with ranged! Igfig: so you actually hit the one goblin Wilco2: That goblin will murder you all if I don't go over there and kill it Wilco2: oh you're right Wilco2: OKAY NEVER MIND Lucas_Strongbow: COME KILL THE GODDAMN BUGBEAR Wilco2: CHARGE AT THE BUGBEAR dreyrugr_nott: Alright. I'll just roll a quick damage for that goblin dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+5: [7] = 12 Igfig: aright Igfig: that goblin has now been bloodied Wilco2: sweet Wilco2: Charge at the bear and use valient strike with a normal attack Wilco2: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+11: [17] = 28 Igfig: That's not possible, Wilco Wilco2: dangit dreyrugr_nott: Yeah, we're in the way dreyrugr_nott: You can run at it Igfig: Valiant Strike isn't a basic attack, I don't think dreyrugr_nott: (I assume) Wilco2: yes it is Wilco2: wait let me check Wilco2: standard Lucas_Strongbow: I'm lying down, he can jump over me Wilco2: I have terrible acrobatics Igfig: Yes, it's a standard action wilco Igfig: it says nowhere that it's a basic attack Wilco2: hmmm Lucas_Strongbow: Then just use the standard charge Lucas_Strongbow: You did hit it Wilco2: okay standard charge thwen Wilco2: then* Wilco2: I still hit Igfig: that you do Wilco2: 1d8+3 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d8+3: [3] = 6 Wilco2: Now I'll use defender aura Igfig: all right Igfig: Ah, and now is the moment when Igfig: ???2 comes out Wilco2: OH GOD NO Igfig: onto the eastern balcony Wilco2: I'll probably end up needing to wrassle the bugbear off the edge Igfig: another mage-lookign goblin fingers: Hah, you should have tried the climbing thing, Lucas Igfig: not as important-looking as that guy you were dealing with earlier fingers: Then you coulda been in perfect position Igfig: the one who fled Lucas_Strongbow: Not now, I'd have vbeen screwed Wilco2: maybe I should have climbed over there Wilco2: then I could have killed that mage Lucas_Strongbow: No, we need you here Igfig: This is a Goblin Cursespewer Wilco2: what is that? Lucas_Strongbow: Us guys with ranged attacks can try to kill them Heronius: indeed Wilco2: I have a ranged attack Lucas_Strongbow high fives Heronius Wilco2: it is encounter though, so I would rather not waste it Lucas_Strongbow: It's an air 5, though Igfig: The cursespwere spews a litany of curses toward you Igfig: you being the two defenders Igfig: the curses are confounding Igfig: 2#1d20+6 vs. Will, Wilco / Drey Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Will, Wilco / Drey: [1] = 7; vs. Will, Wilco / Drey: [4] = 10 Wilco2: miss Igfig: but its words lack conviction Igfig: it needs to project more, emote better Lucas_Strongbow: Enunciate Igfig: it looks sad Wilco2 holds up a sign that says "2/10" Igfig: the other goblin next to it says something reassuring-sounding dreyrugr_nott closes her legs to the goblin Igfig: :( Wilco2: "Don't listen to him, your mother was right, you should have become a banker" Igfig: Fingers! Igfig: Go fingers! fingers: Fingers! fingers: It's time to finger some goblins! Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Iniative Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Iniative: [3] = 12 Wilco2: eww Igfig: oh, wait fingers: Wait, no, that didn't come out right... Igfig: waitttt Heronius Eyebwor arch dreyrugr_nott: Bow chicka wow wow fingers: I think my catchphrase needs work, guys Igfig: I forgot that the goblin sentry on the east parapet had a crossbow readied Igfig: 1d20+7 vs. AC on Wilco Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC on Wilco: [19] = 26 dreyrugr_nott: You hate us Wilco2: oh fuck Wilco2: hit Igfig: 1d6+4 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2] = 6 Igfig: okay Fingers, you can go now Igfig: don't forget to draw fingers: draw please Fortuna: fingers drew INNER STRENGTH (C) Fortuna: Play either when you spend a healing surge or take the total defense action. You make a saving throw. fingers: What the heck? Wilco2: what is a total defence action? fingers: What is a total defense action? fingers: And why would I need to make a saving throw on a healing surge? Wilco2: that card is dumb Heronius: it would be for any other effects Heronius: like being on fire, or poisoned Igfig: If you don't wanna attack in a round and cna't use second wind, you can just take full defense fingers: Oh, I see Igfig: to get +2 to all defenses Igfig: and hero has it right Igfig: anyway Heronius: I listed those in order of likelyhood fingers: Ok, well I'm going to leave the cursespewer to Heronius Heronius: Good plan fingers: and run out onto the balcony to fuck some shit up fingers: Move action, take me to the space where everyone is Igfig: all right Wilco2: try lifting the goblin and throwing him off the wall fingers: Minor action, Song of Defense Igfig: sure dreyrugr_nott: "Fingers! A few minutes ago you fought with me in the Goblin Wars. Save me Fingers. You are my only hope." fingers: And for my standard, I'm going to fill my axe with the mystical energies of an inspiring refrain Wilco2: "It's about time you showed up fingers! You're the only hope for our world!" fingers: and beat the goddamned hell out of that fucking bugbear Igfig: all right! dreyrugr_nott puts her pants back on Wilco2: no no Wilco2: put them on slowely Wilco2: mmmmm Wilco2: so what is going on? Lucas_Strongbow: You're letching over drey Heronius: Fingers is having an existential crisis Igfig: Fingers is having existence trouble. dreyrugr_nott pulls a dead elf out of his pocket it and tosses it at wilco Igfig: Yes, that. Lucas_Strongbow: How big is your pocket? Wilco2 catches and eats the elf dreyrugr_nott: "Wilco. That was poisoned" Lucas_Strongbow: You take 3d10 damage Wilco2 dies a horrible painful death Lucas_Strongbow: And are knocked prone and immobilised Igfig: I'm pretty sure that that elf hasn't actually died yet Igfig: since you don't kill it until the Gratch spaceship Igfig: this castle is full of time wibbly-wobbleness dreyrugr_nott: No, I always keep a spare dead elf in my pocket Wilco2: that explains the dimensional trouble fingers is having Wilco2: how big are your pockets? Igfig: Bravo hits the bugbear with Inspiring Refrain and deals 7 damage dreyrugr_nott: Well I got it from this weird looking alien guy I slept with a few months ago Igfig: and everybody gets +1 to attack rolls Igfig: The cursespewer is also inspired by Fingers' stage presence Heronius: I'll fix that. Igfig: and discovers within himself the power known as Goblin Doom Wilco2: fuck Igfig: everybody in that region Wilco2: but the goblin already knows four moves! Wilco2: Replace a move to make room for Goblin Doom? Igfig: Goblin loses "Feel Sorry for self" Wilco2: fuck, that was a good attack Igfig: 4#1d20+5 vs. Reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Reflex: [9] = 14; vs. Reflex: [19] = 24; vs. Reflex: [19] = 24; vs. Reflex: [4] = 9 Igfig: from right to left Wilco2: which one am I? Wilco2: oh Igfig: Drey, Wilco, Fingers, Lucas Lucas_Strongbow: HA Wilco2: FUCK dreyrugr_nott: FUCK Wilco2: hit Igfig: by right to left I meant left to right Igfig: but yeah Wilco2: wait uh Wilco2: what? Igfig: nothing Wilco2: okay Igfig: 1d10+3 damage to everyone who was hit Fortuna: Igfig, damage to everyone who was hit: [9] = 12 dreyrugr_nott: And I'm dying Igfig: poison damage Wilco2: bloodied Wilco2: shit Igfig: also, 5 ongoing poison damage Wilco2: I hate that goblin Wilco2: WE NEED BRIGSBY dreyrugr_nott: IG. YOU'RE CREATING A TIME PARADOX Igfig: the cursespewer can do this as an immediate reaction whenever you hit one of its allies with a melee attack Igfig: (once per round) Igfig: anyway Wilco2: okay we need to kill that thing Heronius: So much fire Heronius: my turn Heronius: Looks like it's time to...turn up the heat. Wilco2: kill that sorry son of a bitch Heronius: draw please Fortuna: Heronius drew GANG UP (U) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the start of your next turn, allies gain a +2 bonus to damage rolls against enemies that are adjacent to you. Heronius: play the card dreyrugr_nott: Ig. do I take poison damage? I'm unconcious Heronius: go forward one region Igfig: Yes, but not until your turn Igfig: ok Heronius: Drop flaming sphere on the cursefucker Wilco2: DO YOU SEE WHAT CHARGING DID TO YOU DREY? Heronius: plus wand Wilco2: DID TO US ALL? Heronius: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+7: [9] = 16 Igfig: Have you really not used your daily in this adventure? Heronius: we had an extended rest Igfig: what? Heronius: didn't we? Igfig: here in the tower? Igfig: no Igfig: you rested for five minutes Heronius: I just got here Igfig: oh Igfig: have you ever been here before? Wilco2: I'll use restore vitality on you dreyu Heronius: This is my first tower experience Igfig: oh Igfig: okay then Igfig: carry on Heronius: 1d6+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d6+6: [2] = 8 Heronius: ooppps Heronius: 2d6+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 2d6+6: [2, 2] = 10 Heronius: do I have to sustain it this turn? Igfig: nope Heronius: okay, hmm Igfig: you were attacking the cursespewer, I assume? Wilco2: wait igfiug, if this is before the elf ship, do I still have my health potion? Igfig: this is before Wilco2: sweet Heronius: yah Wilco2: I'll use that on delf then, so I can save my daily Heronius: No minor Heronius: I'm done Igfig: okay Wilco2: WAIT I JUST NOTICED dreyrugr_nott: So wait. What's happening to me Wilco2: igfig did you include my defender aura in that curse attack? Igfig: ohhh Igfig: uh Wilco2: that wouldn't have hit delf Igfig: no, because it doens't work lik ethat Wilco2: oohh, right, he isn't in my defender aura Wilco2: carry on Igfig: the aura is a penalty for enemies in the aura, not a bonus for allies. Igfig: Aye. Igfig: okay. Igfig: Drey. dreyrugr_nott: Yeah Igfig: Go, and don't forget to draw dreyrugr_nott: draw please Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott drew WHOOPS! (C) Fortuna: Play when an attack knocks you prone. One creature adjacent to you also falls prone. dreyrugr_nott: Alright. I just make a saving throw then dreyrugr_nott: 1d20\ Igfig: also, you take 5 poison damage dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20: [9] = 9 dreyrugr_nott: GODDAMN IT Igfig: was that vs. poison or death? dreyrugr_nott: death dreyrugr_nott: I'm dying Igfig: you already were Igfig: now you're a little closer to death dreyrugr_nott: Yeash dreyrugr_nott: I'm at -6 and have failed one save Igfig: save vs. poison? dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 poison Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, poison: [12] = 12 Igfig: you save Igfig: all right Igfig: Lucas dreyrugr_nott: No poison damage anymore? Igfig: nope Igfig: Lucas, it is your turn Igfig: you are prone fingers: Ok, Ig, that's it. It's acting buggy in this client, and it just kicked me from OOC chat once again. I cannot do this anymore, Mibbit just refuses to work for me Lucas_Strongbow: draw please Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow drew WATCHFUL APPROACH (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you can take a standard action to shift up to your speed. fingers2: AND IT JUST KICKED ME AGAIN Lucas_Strongbow: That is actually quite handy Igfig: This is super weird dreyrugr_nott: (Hey Ig. If drey dies, can I have my new character come in) Lucas_Strongbow: Do we have action points? fingers2: I've got to find something else to use, or I can't do this anymore Igfig: Try a different client then, Fingers Igfig: try mirc Igfig: and I think you should have action points, yes fingers2: I've got Mirc Lucas_Strongbow: I stand, for my move action fingers2: But I don't know how to connect to mibbit's irc server fingers2: That's what I've been trying tod o Lucas_Strongbow: ANd then use that card to shift to the middle of the parapet Igfig: the server is something like webchat.mibbit.net Igfig: and I should be talking about that int he other chat Igfig: okay lucas Lucas_Strongbow: And then, Action point Igfig: yes! Lucas_Strongbow: And I use Clever Shot on Cursey McCursington Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [15] = 24 Igfig: Definite hit Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [9] = 14 Lucas_Strongbow: and I SLIDE HIM OFF dreyrugr_nott: (Ig. If drey dies. can I bring in my new character) Igfig: Which way? Toward you or away from you? Lucas_Strongbow: The direction where there's no wall Igfig: Perhaps drey, perhaps Lucas_Strongbow: Toward Igfig: okay Igfig: 1d20 saving throw Fortuna: Igfig, saving throw: [2] = 2 Igfig: The cursespewer must have incredible luck on stage Igfig: because he just broke a leg Lucas_Strongbow: does he not take a lot of fall damage? Lucas_Strongbow: YES Igfig: The damage is enough that he probably just dies Igfig: so yes Lucas_Strongbow: And I say, "Curse that" Igfig: heh Wilco2: "Curse that Lucas!" Lucas_Strongbow: Doesn't make sense, I know, my character is not one for quips Igfig: Thorn, you still here? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: It's your turn. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, there I am. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, I'm going to use Tactical Trick to move on down by Wilco and Drey and Fingers. Igfig: Don't forget to draw, and that you have a +1 to attack rolls from Fingers Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew WATCHFUL APPROACH (C) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you can take a standard action to shift up to your speed. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, well I'm certainly not using that. Igfig: yeah Igfig: well, you're here now Igfig: whatchu gonna do? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, I've already changed my attack for the Elven Razor sword, is that okay or should I pretend I still have the shortsword? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way I'm going to stab the bejeezus out of that bugbear. Igfig: stick with the shortsword Igfig: and okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so I'll just not add that enhancement bonus in then. Igfig: are you using any powers for this attack? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also I'm going to backstab him. Igfig: all right Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+15 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+15: [4] = 19 Igfig: Certianly. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+6 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+6: [1, 2, 2, 1] = 12 Thorn_the_Gnoll: You are fucking with me. Igfig: That is a sad number. Wilco2: that sucks Thorn_the_Gnoll: That is a horribly sad number. Wilco2: as sad as the curse goblin was Thorn_the_Gnoll: Makes me wish I had that ability that let me reroll any 1s I get on sneak attacks till I get something higher. Thorn_the_Gnoll: That's a waaaaay higher level though I think. Igfig: You stab at him, piercing deep Igfig: into the haft of his morningstar Igfig: he shakes it out Igfig: and laughs Igfig: and then waits a moment Igfig: while the goblin sentry next to him attacks Wilco Igfig: 1d20+7 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [7] = 14 Wilco2: cocks Wilco2: miss Igfig: and misses Wilco2: I laugh at him Wilco2: and hurt his feelings Igfig: the one in the room back there... comes outside and does the same thing Igfig: 1d20+7 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [5] = 12 Wilco2: double docks Igfig: also misses Wilco2: also misses Wilco2: I laugh at him too Wilco2: "Fuckin nerds" Igfig: The thug really wanted that combat advantage. He is angry. Igfig: 1d20+9 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [15] = 24 Wilco2: ahh shit Igfig: 2d8+6 damage, wilco Fortuna: Igfig, damage, wilco: [7, 4] = 17 Wilco2: hit Wilco2: FUCK dreyrugr_nott: Wilco is all the fucked Wilco2: just barely hit 0 Wilco2: someone needs to rescue me so I can wrestle that bear off the edge Igfig: and then he slips back inside Igfig: It's now Wilco's turn Wilco2: I'm dead Igfig: uncosncious Wilco2: close enough Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [13] = 13 Igfig: you should draw, and then save vs. death and poison Wilco2: draw Fortuna: Say please. Wilco2: draw please Fortuna: Wilco2 drew DEFIANT STAND (R) Fortuna: Play when an ally end his or her turn adjacent to two or more enemies. That ally gains temporary hit points equal to 3+ one-half your level. That ally does not grant combat advantage until the start of his or her next turn. Wilco2: FUCK Igfig: save that Wilco2: okay Wilco2: was the death save good enough? Igfig: yes Heronius: yes Heronius: all saves are the same Wilco2: yay Igfig: you take 5 poison damage, and save vs. posion Igfig: poison Igfig: spelling is terrible Wilco2: what do I roll for that? Heronius: ALL SAVES ARE THE SAME Heronius: jesus Wilco2: oh fingers: Oh my god, I did it Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [10] = 10 fingers: I am an internet wizard! Igfig: success! Heronius: yay for fingers Wilco2: yay Igfig: For everybody! Igfig: Also, it's Fingers' turn! Igfig: Wilco and Drey are both unconscious! dreyrugr_nott: Yup Heronius: What did that goblin on the opposite balcony do? fingers: Alright, I hate to slow things down, but can I get a short update as to what's been going on? dreyrugr_nott: I'm having to finish my new character in the character builder Igfig: Oh, right Igfig: 1d20+7 vs. AC on Hero Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC on Hero: [1] = 8 Igfig: missed, and broke his bowstring fingers: Hah! Heronius: he takes fire damage from the sphere Heronius: 1d4+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d4+6: [4] = 10 Igfig: Thorn stabbed the bugbear and did little damage, the sentries attacked WIlco and missed, and then the bugbear bashed Wilco in the head Wilco2: :( Igfig: also, you take 5 poison damage, FIngers dreyrugr_nott: Hey ig. What's the wizards.com account info fingers: Whaaa? fingers: Ok fingers: draw please Fortuna: fingers drew ONLY A FLESH WOUND (U) Fortuna: Play when you make a death saving throw. You gain a +5 bonus to that death saving throw. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think that is insult to injury right there. fingers: Dang dreyrugr_nott: Give me that and I will love you forever fingers: Can I give someone a card? fingers: Is that a thing we can do? Igfig: Afraid not dreyrugr_nott: :( Heronius: The cards are merely a visualisation of the machinations of fate. Igfig: but I'm starting to think that we should change how this systenm works fingers: I'll downgrade my move into a minor action, and use first aid to stabilize Drey dreyrugr_nott: So Ig. Can you tell me the wizards account info in OCC fingers: 1d20+8 heal Fortuna: fingers, heal: [3] = 11 Igfig: I PMed you drey dreyrugr_nott: Ah Igfig: did it not work? dreyrugr_nott: And damn it that fails doesn't it Wilco2: who is he healing? dreyrugr_nott: It did Igfig: ok Heronius: wasn't drey already stable? fingers: Was drey alreadt stable? Igfig: Drey was not, no fingers: Is he now? Igfig: I don't think so, no fingers: curses Igfig: it's DC 15 to stabilize Igfig: just heal him fingers: For my second minor action, I'll sustain the song of defense Igfig: okay fingers: And I'll use Majestic Word to heal Drey Igfig: all right dreyrugr_nott: Awesoem fingers: One healing surge, with a +5 bonus dreyrugr_nott: HELL YES Igfig: note that you didn't need to stabilize him then Igfig: you wasted an action, stabilizing fingers: I know, I know Igfig: okay dreyrugr_nott: 16 health now :D fingers: But I don't like to use my majestic words unless I have two Igfig: you do have two Wilco2 twitches in death fingers: Yeah Igfig: you could have used that standard action to attack fingers: turn over! No moral Igfig: but oh well Igfig: Yup. Igfig: Well, there is a moral. Igfig: But yes. Igfig: Hero! fingers: Are you calling liebot a liar? Heronius: Okay Heronius: draw please Fortuna: Heronius drew REINVIGORATE (R) Fortuna: Play when you hit an enemy with an at-will attack power while you are bloodied. You regain hit-points equal to 5+one-half your level. Heronius: I'll hold that Heronius: Use my standard to have the sphere hit the dude Heronius: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+6: [11] = 17 dreyrugr_nott: Hey ig. It didn't work Heronius: do I get +1 from fingers? fingers: That was only for last turn Igfig: That's over now fingers: And it was only for attack rolls, not damage Heronius: 2d6+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 2d6+6: [1, 1] = 8 fingers: And you've gotta be close to me, anyway Heronius: mother fingers: So that's like, three times no Heronius: fucker Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna has it in for us tonight Wilco2: Fortuna sucks Fortuna: Excuse me? fingers: Fortuna blows Wilco2: shut up, you didn't scare me this time Wilco2: Fortuna make love to me right now Fortuna blushes. Wilco2: oh gosh Lucas_Strongbow: HA fingers: Hahaha Igfig: Okay! Igfig: Hero, were you doing anything else? Wilco2: hero feed me my potion Igfig: If not, Dreyrugr! Wilco2: please dreyrugr_nott: Okay dreyrugr_nott: What action would it be to take wilco's potion out of his pocket and use it to heal him Heronius: Sustain the sphere Lucas_Strongbow: I think you should let fingers heal him Heronius: then papss Igfig: Minor for each Lucas_Strongbow: and wail on a goblin dreyrugr_nott: Damn it Igfig: so you can still wail on a goblin dreyrugr_nott: Alright. dreyrugr_nott: I'm gonna shift to the bugbear Igfig: 1d20+5 mysteriou Fortuna: Igfig, mysteriou: [10] = 15 Igfig: s Igfig: okay dreyrugr_nott: and thorn strike dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+9 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+9: [19] = 28 dreyrugr_nott: !!!!! Igfig: Wis check, Drey Igfig: also, that's a hit dreyrugr_nott: 1d20 wis Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, wis: [6] = 6 Igfig: okay Igfig: carry on then dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+5: [4] = 9 dreyrugr_nott: And I get to pull him 1 square Igfig: pull? Igfig: oh, right dreyrugr_nott: Hit: 1W + STR mod(+5) damage and you pull the target 1 square dreyrugr_nott: So I can move him 1 square in any direction dreyrugr_nott: ? Igfig: you know that that's useless, because you followed him inside Igfig: if you'd stayed outside, you could pull him back out dreyrugr_nott: Fuck. I didn't think I could hit him from outside Igfig: the attack has reach Igfig: pull is completely useless if you're already adjacent to the target dreyrugr_nott: Alright Igfig: remember that for next time dreyrugr_nott: Nature's wrath Igfig: okay Igfig: You bloody him, at least dreyrugr_nott: Can I hit G1 and G2 with myd ragon breath? dreyrugr_nott: and bugbear? Wilco2: NO I AM DEAD THERE REMEMBER? Igfig: your thorny blade wraps around the bugbear's arm, leaving bloody marks all over fingers: Haha, wilco is dead Igfig: and you'd get fingers, thorn, and wilco in the blast dreyrugr_nott: Fuck that dreyrugr_nott: Guys, should I use my daily and become a panther? Wilco2: yes fingers: I dunno, I'm not a furry so I don't really see why you would want to dreyrugr_nott: Alright. I use my daily and become a panther Wilco2: sweeeeeet dreyrugr_nott: Effect: You assume the guardian form of the relentless panther until the end of the encounter. While you are in this form, you gain +2 bonus to Reflex and a +1 bonus to attack rolls against enemies marked by your. In addition, you can shift 3 squares as a move action. Special: Once during this encounter, you can use the Form of Relentless Power attack power. Igfig: you are a panther Wilco2: now challenge that bear to an animal duel Igfig: a big black dude Igfig: bugbears aren't actually bears, by the way Wilco2: oh Heronius: I keep telling him that Wilco2: what are they dreyrugr_nott: Alright. End turn Igfig: they're the largest species of the genus Goblin Igfig: Goblis, rather Wilco2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Wilco2: http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/21981/Bugbear.jpg Wilco2: we are fucked Igfig: yeah, that Thorn_the_Gnoll: Pshaw. Wilco2: yeah, the gratch look scarier Igfig: Welp, thorning time! Thorn_the_Gnoll: What about Lucas? Igfig: Also, the gratch look scarier than pretty much everyhtnign Igfig: oh, oops Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah, what about Lucas? Igfig: Thorning time is what I call Lucas' turn Igfig: from now on Igfig: retroactively Lucas_Strongbow: I can make thorns Thorn_the_Gnoll: The arrows are like thorns, plus there is that. Igfig: yes, let's go with that Lucas_Strongbow: but anyway, Clever shot on G3, that crossbow dude Igfig: okay Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [14] = 24 Igfig: aye Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+7 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [8] = 15 Igfig: 1d20 save Fortuna: Igfig, save: [6] = 6 Lucas_Strongbow: And I also slide him off the balcony Igfig: 2d20 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1, 15] = 16 Heronius: dont forget your card Igfig: er Igfig: 2d10 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5, 6] = 11 Lucas_Strongbow: draw please Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow drew LUCKY FALL (C) Fortuna: Play when you or any ally takes falling damage. That character takes half damage from the fall and lands standing. Lucas_Strongbow: So if anyone falls, I have your back Igfig: The goblin falls off the wall Thorn_the_Gnoll: I bet that goblin wish it had that card. Igfig: and lands on its friend Igfig: who was not quite dead Igfig: but now is Igfig: and this one dies of a broken heart Wilco2: ahahahahaa Igfig: or maybe a concussion Lucas_Strongbow: I actually feel sorry for that Curse guy Lucas_Strongbow: he sucks so much Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's like he was cursed. Wilco2: yeah, all he ever wanted to be was a banker Wilco2: but his parents forced him into cursing school Lucas_Strongbow: he just wanted to dance Igfig: if he'd stayed alive a little longer Wilco2: a dancing banker Igfig: he would have been Goblin Dooming you every turn Lucas_Strongbow: That was why I wanted to get rid of him Igfig: oh, of course Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, I have nothing else to do Wilco2: so anyways, whos turn is it? Lucas_Strongbow: Turn over Wilco2: oh, thorn Igfig: he just never got a chance to not suck Igfig: Thorn_the_Gnoll Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, now I stab goblin number 1. Wilco2: HEAL ME Igfig: It is Lucasing time! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do I have combat advantage? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Probably not. Igfig: not at the moment Igfig: you could use a trick or maneuver to make it so Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [19] = 28 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nah not gonna. Wilco2: then the bear could kill me though Wilco2: bugbear, whatever Igfig: oh well, too late Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+6 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d6+6: [4] = 10 Wilco2: I mean, just force my potion down my throat Thorn_the_Gnoll: And yeah, I'll use my move and my minor to help out Wilco. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Won't be done quite yet though. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew SELF-PRESERVATION (U) Fortuna: Play when an ally adjacent to you takes damage from a melee attack. You shift up to 2 squares. fingers: Wilco, shut up about forcing things down your throat, no means no! Igfig: The goblin takes some damage, but doesn't fall Wilco2: All I want is a hotdog in my mouth dammit! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so move and minor to nab and feed Wilco his potion already. Igfig: and ok, Wilco, you lose a healing surge and gain 10 hp Wilco2: yay Wilco2: okay Igfig: you do so handily, Thorn Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then I'm going to use my Action point. Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: And I'm going to go help Drey out a little. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I will use Ferocious Charge on the Bugbear. Igfig: Very well. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [1] = 11 Igfig: oooh, no Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, that didn't work out so well. Wilco2: oh my Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah well. dreyrugr_nott: Thorn misses by a fuckton and falls off the edge Igfig: of the bed Igfig: welp Igfig: the goblins get to do stuff now fingers: noooo Igfig: They both maneuver to flank Fingers Igfig: roll to recharge Igfig: 2#1d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d6: [4] = 4; 1d6: [6] = 6 Igfig: ooh fingers: yaaaaaay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, quick question, should I roll a Wisdom roll like Drey did earlier when he entered the room? Igfig: nope Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay. Igfig: the wisdom check was about the wisdom of following the bigbear Igfig: bugbear fingers: bigbugbear Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah I see. Igfig: anyway, thegoblins: Igfig: 1d20+5 vs. Reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Reflex: [10] = 15 Igfig: er, plus 2 more Igfig: 17 total Igfig: and then fingers: Damn, reflex? Igfig: 1d20+7+2 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [19] = 28 Igfig: yes, reflex fingers: Jesus Christ Igfig: the first one sweeps your legs out from under you Igfig: the other one stabs at your crotch once you're down Igfig: you only just manage to scurry back out of the way fingers: No! Igfig: crabwalk fingers: I need my crotch! Igfig: 2#1d8+4 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [7] = 11; damage: [7] = 11 Igfig: whoa fingers: Pretty heavily bloodied, now Igfig: yeah Igfig: is the bugbear marked? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: the bugbear swings at Drey Igfig: 1d20+9 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [17] = 26 Igfig: 2d8+6 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [4, 4] = 14 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Does the bugbear know the bugbear is marked though? Igfig: yes dreyrugr_nott: :( dreyrugr_nott: I'm down again Igfig: you always know any conditions on yourself Igfig: didn't you just heal 16 damage, drey? dreyrugr_nott: Wait, no I'm not Thorn_the_Gnoll: Okey dokey. Lucas_Strongbow: It would be great if you were blinded but didn't know it dreyrugr_nott: Yeah, I'm at 2 helath Igfig: and then... Igfig: heronius, perception Heronius: 1d20+1 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+1: [1] = 2 Lucas_Strongbow: What about me, I'm right next to him Igfig: not quite Heronius: I have much better insight than perception Lucas_Strongbow: My perception is bangin dreyrugr_nott: I can do perception Igfig: Lucas, you think you see something move behind Heronius, in the tower Igfig: you're about to say something when suddenly OH SHIT BIG BLACK WOLF OUT OF NOWHERE Wilco2: GOD DAMMIT Igfig: 1d20+8 vs. Hero's AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Hero's AC: [15] = 23 Igfig: 1d8+1d6+2 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [8, 2] = 12 Heronius: Ow Lucas_Strongbow: Why is there a wolf? Igfig: and Heronius is blinded Heronius: Also Bloodied Igfig: until the end of the wolf's next turn Igfig: you have no idea fingers: Wait, blinded? Igfig: how the wolf got there Igfig: yes fingers: Did the wolf bite him on the head? Igfig: yep fingers: Hahaha Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll blame the timey wimeyness of the area. Igfig: also, there seems to be a black haze around its head Igfig: whole body, really Igfig: hard to see where its body ends and the shadows begin dreyrugr_nott: Oh god dreyrugr_nott: He's part dog and I'm part cat Wilco2: someone should do an arcana check Wilco2: uh oh dreyrugr_nott: We're going to end up chasing each other around the castle Lucas_Strongbow: Or nature Thorn_the_Gnoll: Till you get stuck in a tree anyways. Igfig: ANyway Igfig: Now it is Wilco's turn Wilco2: can I use second wind? Wilco2: or just a surge or something? Lucas_Strongbow: That's a standard fingers: Wilco, draw Wilco2: crap Wilco2: okay never mind then Wilco2: oh right Wilco2: draw please Fortuna: Wilco2 drew DEPENDABILITY (C) Fortuna: Play when you or an ally makes a skill check or an ability check. Treat the check result as if the player had rolled a 10. Igfig: You can never use "just a surge", not during combat at least Igfig: oh neat Wilco2: umm.... Wilco2: I'll hold onto that Igfig: kay Wilco2: Go inside Wilco2: and try to push the bugbear into the fire place Igfig: Just walk inside? Wilco2: wait er... Wilco2: maybe not Wilco2: I'll push G2 off the wall Igfig: Okay Wilco2: str check? Wilco2: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+4: [18] = 22 Igfig: Str attack vs fortitude Igfig: ...heh Wilco2: heh indeed Igfig: that is actually plenty Igfig: unsurprisingly Igfig: 1d20 savign throw Fortuna: Igfig, savign throw: [9] = 9 Igfig: aaaaaaaaaah Igfig: he says Igfig: 2d10 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1, 6] = 7 Wilco2: Wilco doesn't have time for another quip, so instead he says "Hey goblin, go fuck yourself" Wilco2: wait, I pushed him off the side without the rail Igfig: but lands on the pile of bodies and survives mostly unharmed Igfig: yes, you did Wilco2: fuck Igfig: he'd have passed his save if you didn't Wilco2: okay Igfig: Fingers! Wilco2: now I'll go and stand in front of hero fingers: Present! Wilco2: so the wolf will have to go around me to hit him Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Psst, turn on your Defender Aura. Wilco2: oh, uhh, use defender aura too Wilco2: OKAY NOW END TURN Igfig: you provoke an opportunity attack from walking away from the goblin Igfig: 1d20+7 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [16] = 23 Wilco2: crap Wilco2: hit fingers: Hahahahaha Wilco2: shitter cocks Wilco2: wait Wilco2: what about that song that was sang earlier Igfig: 1d8+4 damage, and you stumble toward the wall Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and you stumble toward the wall: [2] = 6 Wilco2: raised defences by 2 I think? Igfig: by 1 Wilco2: fuck Wilco2: okay Igfig: wilco, make a saving throw Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [16] = 16 Igfig: you slip off the edge, but catch yourself before you fall Wilco2: woo Igfig: you are hanging on to the edge Igfig: prone Wilco2: This is what I get for trying to help hero fingers: What kind of action to pull his stupid ass back up? Igfig: Move action Igfig: and a check Igfig: Str check Wilco2: I'm really fat Igfig: and wearign full plate fingers: Shiiiit, strength is not my strong suit Wilco2: fuck Igfig: Wilco can do it on his turn Wilco2: use telekinesis to pick me up fingers: well... good luck with that, wilco! Wilco2: BASTARD dreyrugr_nott: I can pick him up on my turn Thorn_the_Gnoll: He'll be fine. Igfig: if you can get out there, yeah fingers: Ok, first, I wanna hit the goblin I'm near with a misdirected mark, and let drey mark him Igfig: okay Igfig: you provoke an attack of opportunity from the goblin fingers: What, why? Igfig: Ranged attack? fingers: It's an implement-based attack, though Igfig: Ranged attacks provoke opportunity attacks. fingers: are those not different? Igfig: So? Igfig: No. fingers: Well damn fingers: Ok, nevermind then, I can't survive any opportunity attacks Igfig: Implement is just what you use to make the attack. fingers: Just use a melee basic on the goblin Igfig: Ranged is ranged no matter whether it's a spell or a bow fingers: Let's say Guiding Strike Igfig: you don't have any melee at-will powers? Igfig: ah Igfig: sure fingers: 1d20+10 vs. AC Fortuna: fingers, vs. AC: [7] = 17 Igfig: Nope. fingers: Hold up a sec Igfig: He deflects your axe with his spear-haft fingers: I've got a whole little thing planned out here fingers: Can I get description bonus? Igfig: oh? Igfig: uh Igfig: sure, if it's good fingers: Alright, so Fingers is bloodied fingers: He's bruised fingers: He's knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door fingers: And he is, most of all, *really* fucking pissed fingers: With a fury unlike any he has shown before, he pulls out his Badasstrocaster fingers: Gritting his teeth, he begins the most furious solo he has ever played fingers: Despite the lack of an amp, the sound reverberates through the open air dreyrugr_nott: (Don't forget to stand on my back* fingers: Reverberations from the stone pour back onto him, until his image wavers from sight fingers: And a bright light springs forth from his pick Igfig: all in six seconds Igfig: Okay sure, that's worth a +2 fingers: He fills his guitar with this potent energy of ROCK, and springs into action! fingers: He swings at the goblin outside, and a flash of light strikes it! fingers: Faster than the eye can see, he slides through the open doorway fingers: Jumping astride panther-shifted drey, he howls the most Majestic Word of all, "ROOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!" fingers: (Majestic Word on self, 12 hp heal) Igfig: :D Igfig: riding a panther! fingers: And, with the full fury and force of rock, he plays one last, extraordinary verse Igfig: Well, you definitely hit that goblin then Igfig: oh, you're not done Heronius: Is he ever? Wilco2: nope fingers: And flings his axe, and all of the power he's accumulated towards the towering bugbear Igfig: Nah, he just pauses for breath between verses fingers: (How much bonus to hit, Igfig? Igfig: +2 fingers: 1d20+12 Using one action point to Verse of Triumph the bugbear Fortuna: fingers, Using one action point to Verse of Triumph the bugbear: [8] = 20 fingers: Hit? Igfig: Wham! Wilco2: RIGHT IN THE FACE fingers: The resulting explosion nearly deafens the room! fingers: Light, and sound pour forth from the door, amazing all who stand outside fingers: The badasstrocaster flies back from the impact, spinning in the air Lucas_Strongbow: "Hey, what's going on in there?" fingers: And Fingers reaches up, grabbing it firmly, and poses on top of Dreyrugr Igfig: The shadow wolf thing crouches and growls, takes a few steps back, and is lost in the shadows Heronius fist shake fingers: 2d12+5 damage to the bugbear Fortuna: fingers, damage to the bugbear: [1, 2] = 8 Wilco2: booooooo fingers: 1d12+5 damage to goblin1 Fortuna: fingers, damage to goblin1: [12] = 17 Heronius: Except I am facing the wrong direction fingers: Hahahahaha, that is fucking beautiful Igfig: that is so much not sense fingers: Perfect damage roll on the thing nearly dead fingers: Perfect failure roll on the bugbear Igfig: Also, you kill the goblin Igfig: The goblin tumbles off the parapet with a smile on its face Igfig: The bugbear just looks sour. fingers: (Hey ig, since Fortuna ganked me on the bugbear damage, how about making that goblin fall on the one that survived down below?) Igfig: Make an attack roll, Cha vs. Ref fingers: 1d20+5 Fortuna: fingers, 1d20+5: [10] = 15 Heronius: Oh look, its brigsby, late to the party. Brigsby: whatup my peoples Igfig: The goblin sentry picks himself up, dusts himself off Igfig: and then the other goblin lands on him Wilco2: hahaha Igfig: 1d10 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1] = 1 Wilco2: brigsby we needed you earlier Wilco2: we were all dying horribly fingers: And bounces off Wilco2: GOD DAMMIT Igfig: not very hard, though Igfig: Heronius! Heronius: the wolf vanished? Igfig: it did, yes Heronius: Can wilco try to jump up onto the wall? Igfig: Certainly. Heronius: Alright Heronius: I'll use the Jump spell on him Lucas_Strongbow: I think it stealthed, it is a shadow wolf Heronius: When he jumps he gets a +10 bonus Heronius: Arcana check to detect the wolf's magical aura Heronius: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+13: [12] = 25 Heronius: Anything? Igfig: There are traces of some kind of magical aura here, but you'd have to spend a bit longer on it to figure out what and where Igfig: Wilco, you making that jump? Heronius: I'll spend the time. Heronius: wait no Heronius: Magic missle on the goblin in the courtyard Igfig: kay Heronius: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+6: [3] = 9 Heronius: balls Igfig: Magic Missile doesn't have an attack roll, dude Igfig: it hits automatically Heronius: oh fingers: Hahahaha Heronius: okay then Heronius: that is the best Heronius: 2d4+6 Fortuna: Heronius, 2d4+6: [3, 3] = 12 Heronius: I get 6 hp Igfig: ...no, it doesn't have a damage roll either Lucas_Strongbow: Is it not vs reflex, or something? Igfig: It just deals 2 + Int mod damage Heronius: man, essentials changed everything Heronius: 7 damage then Igfig: You're using the old, boring version of the power Igfig: you should really be checking the compendium and Essentials Heronius: I still get 5 hp Igfig: yes Igfig: Essentials actually made the Mage class, which is somewhat better than the wizard in my opinion Igfig: but whatevs Wilco2: what jump? (Sorry I was afk) Igfig: Hero used the Jump spell on you Igfig: Make an Athletics check with a +5 bonus Igfig: +10 Wilco2: 1d20+27 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+27: [6] = 33 Wilco2: wow Wilco2: 1d20+17 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+17: [9] = 26 fingers: jesus Wilco2: I am assuming that was good enough Igfig: You bounce back onto the balcony, none the worse for wear Wilco2: hell yeah Wilco2: wait Igfig: ? Wilco2: I do a flip at the peak of my jump Igfig: Okay. Heronius: you are dumb Igfig: It is now Drey's turn. Wilco2: flips are cool Brigsby: so am I not going, or what Igfig: oh dreyrugr_nott: Awesome Igfig: uh Brigsby: playing, not going Igfig: we were just about done for now Brigsby: that's what I was thinking Igfig: this battle is over in a few minutes Igfig: and then I'm going to have some dinner Brigsby: anything after that? Igfig: and then after that, perhaps we can do a bit more of something. dreyrugr_nott: I'm going to relentless panther attack the bugbear Brigsby: alright, I'll just jump in on that dreyrugr_nott: Requirement: Must be under the effect of your daily Effect: Before the attack, you shift your speed. Hit: 2W + STR mod damage and ongoing 5 damage. Miss: Half Damage. Ongoing 2 damage. Save ends ongoing damage. Igfig: nice dreyrugr_nott: 2#1d8+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+5: [5] = 10; 1d8+5: [8] = 13 Igfig: uhhh dreyrugr_nott: Oh fuck dreyrugr_nott: Attack roll first dreyrugr_nott: I'm an idiot Igfig: also, I think you meant 2d8+5 fingers: Yeah dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+10 attack Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, attack: [17] = 27 Igfig: Panther hit! dreyrugr_nott: 2d8+5 damage Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, damage: [3, 3] = 11 dreyrugr_nott: :( Igfig: This bugbear is tough as balls Igfig: Ongoing damage, though dreyrugr_nott: True Igfig: you take a good chunk out of his arm dreyrugr_nott: As a minor, I'll dragon breath him Igfig: and he bleeds profusely Igfig: you'll need a maneuver first dreyrugr_nott: Ok dreyrugr_nott: I'll maneuver where I can hit him Igfig: Okay, you do so. Igfig: That's a move action. dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 attack Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, attack: [19] = 24 Igfig: Yup! Igfig: BALCK THUNDER Igfig: *BLACK Igfig: damage? dreyrugr_nott: Fuck. I am stupid today. I can't remember If I make a weapon damage roll for dragon breath Igfig: is it a weapon attack? dreyrugr_nott: Close blast 5 Heronius: (ig, do you think I should modify this character into a mage?) Igfig: are you breathing swords at this dude, drey? Igfig: It's pretty even, drey Igfig: er, hero dreyrugr_nott: It's a breath attack Igfig: yes, so is it a weapon attack? Igfig: are you using a weapon to make this attack? fingers: All signs point to no dreyrugr_nott: Sure dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d8+2: [1] = 3 Igfig: The answer is no, drey dreyrugr_nott: Oh fingers: Hahahaha Heronius: God damn dreyrugr_nott: I'm sorry. I'm pretty tired right now. So I'm being stupid Heronius: Tiamet smite idiots and fools. dreyrugr_nott: I think it's a 1d5+conmod dreyrugr_nott: 1d5+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d5+2: [5] = 7 Igfig: 1d5 is not a die Fortuna: Igfig, is not a die: [3] = 3 Igfig: there is no such thing as a d5 Igfig: the damage is 1d6+2 dreyrugr_nott: 1d6+2 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d6+2: [2] = 4 Igfig: there you go dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Sorry. I'mr eally tired right now Igfig: Lucas! Lucas_Strongbow: Perception check to look for that wolf! Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [19] = 30 Lucas_Strongbow: Light comes out of my face Igfig: whoa Igfig: it's not there fingers: Guys, I'm just going to take a wild guess here, and say that maybe the wolf isn't here anymore. Igfig: at all dreyrugr_nott: I'm guessing the wolf was an illusion Lucas_Strongbow: Yes, but now we're sure of that fingers: And then slap you idjits next chance I get for wasting a ton of time Igfig: it was only a minor action Igfig: to make that perception check Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah, so now I want to move so I'm to the right of fingers Lucas_Strongbow: and do Disruptive shot on the bugbear Lucas_Strongbow: any penalties? Igfig: nah, he's right at the door Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [6] = 16 Lucas_Strongbow: Crap Igfig: That hits Igfig: his AC isn't huge Lucas_Strongbow: AC? Lucas_Strongbow: really? Lucas_Strongbow: wow Igfig: he's a brute Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+7 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [6] = 13 Igfig: lots of damage and hp, low defenses Lucas_Strongbow: and he is dazed fingers: Whoo! Igfig: He looks down at the arrow stuck in him Igfig: can't quite get a good look, it's a weird angle Igfig: bends over a little Igfig: falls down Igfig: doesn't get up Igfig: the arrow was in his neck Igfig: blood Lucas_Strongbow: I KILLED THE BUGBEAR fingers: hahahaha Wilco2: hahaha fingers: You just activated my trap card! Igfig: Thorn, anything doing? fingers: Although a good trap, not a bad one Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, oh right there's still that goblin. fingers: Virtue of Valor, Thorn regains 5 hp Thorn_the_Gnoll: I haven't been hit yet, yeah. fingers: And everybody around me can shift 1 square now fingers: Then I'll save my virtue of valor fingers: But the shift is still ok, that's from verse of triumph Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, I'm going to attack that goblin. Igfig: virtue of valor doesn't do that, either Thorn_the_Gnoll: First, acrobatics ehck. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Check. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [11] = 21 Igfig: this is to get down to the courtyard? Thorn_the_Gnoll: With the bugbear down, Thorn turns around and with a running leap jumps down from atop the wall, blade held in his hand to land on and stab the final goblin at the same time. Wilco2: holy shit\ Igfig: 2d10 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [7, 2] = 9 Igfig: all negated Igfig: for you, at least Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do I have combat advantage for this? Igfig: got a bit of momentum that needs transferring into that goblin Igfig: Let's say sure Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+11: [14] = 25 Igfig: yep Thorn_the_Gnoll: 3d6+6 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 3d6+6: [4, 5, 2] = 17 Igfig: 1d6 more Fortuna: Igfig, more: [2] = 2 Igfig: from the fall Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d6: [1] = 1 Igfig: er wait Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll go with yours. Igfig: 1d10, actually Igfig: falling momentum Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oooh. Igfig: 1d10 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10: [5] = 5 Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d10: [9] = 9 Igfig: 26 total, eh? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Igfig: *impale* Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. Igfig: And that is that. Heronius: I'ma edit my character sheet for a bit. Igfig: Drey, you hear a growl behind you. dreyrugr_nott: Awesome dreyrugr_nott: Ah shit Igfig: And now, we break for dinner. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not awesome I think you mean. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay. dreyrugr_nott: You guys closed the door on me didn't you Lucas_Strongbow: No, but we will now Brigsby: spoiler alert: Brigsby is the one growling Thorn_the_Gnoll: He's sleeping on the bed, snoring. Brigsby: yeah, that sounds a lot more like him Wilco2: okay my name is Cynthia Viola Wilco2: oh hi igfig Igfig: Hello Heronius: I re-worked my spells Heronius: I'm happy with them now. Igfig: Cool, what'd you change them to? Heronius: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8391 Heronius: Mix of compendium stuff Wilco2: igfig Igfig: Oh yeah, Hypnotism is almost brokenly good Igfig: yeah? Wilco2: I'm making a backup deva, but the book doesn't tell me how Wilco2: so I may screw it up dreyrugr_nott: And black dynamite is finished. Now I just need to put him into plothook Wilco2: (I'm looking at various sources on google) Thorn_the_Gnoll: Then get the book that has Devas in it. Heronius: Hypnotism might be my new favorite spell Igfig: what do you mean, doesn't tell you how? Wilco2: like, the book only tells me how to make a sentinal druid Igfig: so? Thorn_the_Gnoll: He doesn't have the book devas are in. Wilco2: heroes of the forgotten kingdoms Wilco2: yeah that Thorn_the_Gnoll: Get more of the books Waffle. Igfig: use the compendium waffle Wilco2: I don't know which one has it Wilco2: could you link me? Igfig: compendium Thorn_the_Gnoll: I said that already, Player's Handbook 2. Wilco2: oh Igfig: http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/database.aspx Wilco2: where can I get that? Igfig: http://www.4shared.com/dir/Wm3JO1Sz/DD_4E_.html dreyrugr_nott: I wish there was a way for me to transfer the character sheet directly into plothook Igfig: eh Wilco2: that is a lot of books Wilco2: where is players handbook 2 Thorn_the_Gnoll: In the Official Books section. dreyrugr_nott: Soooo Are we starting now? Wilco2: where is that Wilco2: is it in wizards of the coast? Igfig: yes dreyrugr_nott: And ig, will this be a new encounter Igfig: We can start as soon as people are ready Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then you go to books. dreyrugr_nott: I'd like to be able to use my encounters again Igfig: you should rest before anything else, if that's what you mean Wilco2: there is more then one section labeled books dreyrugr_nott: Yes, but what about the growl you mentioned dreyrugr_nott: I'd prefer not to rest with that Igfig: http://www.4shared.com/document/NfeLpBWU/Players_Handbook_2.html? Wilco2: found it-- yeah' Igfig: growl? what growl. Igfig: ? Igfig: You do not see anything here that migth have growled Thorn_the_Gnoll: You said Drey heard a growl behind him right before we ended. Igfig: might Heronius: I believe he is playing dumb Thorn_the_Gnoll: Though we figured that was just Brigsby sleeping in the bed. Heronius: I am on a balcony so I do not care Wilco2: probably Wilco2: let's go rest Heronius: I take a short rest Igfig: okay Wilco2: as do I Lucas_Strongbow: Shotgun the bed dreyrugr_nott: I'm going to do a perception check for that growl dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+7: [4] = 11 dreyrugr_nott: :( Igfig: you cannot see or hear any growls dreyrugr_nott: Ok. Short rest Brigsby: what do I do Brigsby: and by that I mean how do I suddenly appear dreyrugr_nott: With wizardry Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wake up and get out of the bed? Igfig: well, I guess you were wandering around downstairs fingers: I'm back, I'm black, and I'm ready to kick some ass dreyrugr_nott: You jump down from a helicopter fingers: (Only two of those are true) Brigsby: I was scouting the perimeter Wilco2: okay so what is going on? Wilco2: I'll make my character later Igfig: playing with your stone of freshness? Brigsby: sure, that Heronius: Igfig, turn red Igfig: thanks for reminding me, Igfig: . dreyrugr_nott: We have to make igfig blush for that dreyrugr_nott: Hey ig. You have very pretty eyes Igfig: thank you Wilco2: I'll do a perception check for that growl too fingers: Ok, so was that a short rest, igfig? Igfig: It was. fingers: Because if so, I wanna burn some surges Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [5] = 5 Wilco2: cocks Igfig: What growl, Wilco? Wilco2: never mind Wilco2: (I really should have tagged perception) dreyrugr_nott: I'm gonna spend a surge also Igfig: it's like, what about that pumpkin over there fingers: And don't forget, guys Wilco2: what pumpkin? fingers: Song of Rest Igfig: exactly. Wilco2: ooohhh Wilco2: you're good fingers: Every healing surge you spend during the short rest, you get a +5 to hp Heronius: Sad Wilco2: for how long Thorn_the_Gnoll: I retrieve my arms. fingers: So I'll spend two more surges, and get to full hp Heronius: I spend 1 surge, back to full Brigsby: I play around with my d'Aubrnatri Family Sword Thorn_the_Gnoll: And by my arms I mean the dead goblin's arms. Igfig: Pretty sure you're already wielding them, thorn dreyrugr_nott: i spend 2 surges Igfig: oh Thorn_the_Gnoll: Which I nibble on during the rest. Igfig: hee Wilco2: "So what now?" Lucas_Strongbow: 1 surge, and that +5 brings me up to exactly full Igfig: good question Igfig: what now indeed Heronius: "What are we even doing here? Heronius: " Wilco2: Let's explore Lucas_Strongbow: Can't remember Thorn_the_Gnoll complains about how chewy goblins always are. dreyrugr_nott: First off Brigsby: "We're trying to catch that goblin wizard." Wilco2: I walk into 15 fingers: Drey, you should see if you can put handcuffs on those arms dreyrugr_nott: Any money on the goblins? Wilco2: oh hey right fingers: And make nunchaka! Wilco2: Let's loot the goblins Wilco2: I yell down to thorn fingers: Oh yeah, totally Wilco2: "THOOORRRRNN! LOOTT THE GOBBLIIINNSSS" fingers: I'm gonna loot the bugbear Thorn_the_Gnoll waves a goblin arm back in response. fingers: And try to find the secret to his ability to resist the power of rock Brigsby: I'm gonna go to that tower and try to open the door Igfig: It appears to be a bathroom, Wilco Wilco2: I walk over to 22 dreyrugr_nott: Guys, we should grab some parts from the bugbear. They could be pretty useful in alchemy Wilco2: Let's see what they have in here Wilco2: bah Lucas_Strongbow: doors are locked Wilco2: alchemy shmalchemy dreyrugr_nott: I can totally charge teh doors Igfig: The upstairs hall is pretty empty Heronius: I go to 14 and loot the bugbear Igfig: (that's 19) fingers: Hey now, back off fingers: I started on the bugbear first Wilco2: it's true Thorn_the_Gnoll: I guess, I check all the dead goblins down here for stuff. I think there's four of them down here right? Wilco2: igfig what is in 22 Wilco2: ? Heronius: you can have the martial stuff Heronius: I am looking for magical components Igfig: 20, the workroom, appears to have been ransacked dreyrugr_nott: Ig. I'm going to do a percpetion check on the doors leading to 12 and 15 Wilco2: son of a bitch fingers: How about we just let Ig tell us what's on (and in) the bugbear Igfig: stuff flung off the tables and things fingers: And then decide what to do with the loot from there? Igfig: and the door to 21 is locked Wilco2: anything useful in there? Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [15] = 15 Wilco2: perception dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [7] = 12 Igfig: The bugbear has 20 gp on him dreyrugr_nott: Wait fuck. That's str dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 per Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, per: [14] = 21 dreyrugr_nott: Let's split that up guys Heronius: I leave the cash and go toward 18 Wilco2: and look for clues fingers: That's it? Just some money? Igfig: the four goblins each have 8 gp Thorn_the_Gnoll: Does the Cursespewer have anything else on him? Heronius: I think half for the one who killed it and half for the band fund. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I figure if any of these goblins do then he does. Igfig: they have some spears and a morningstar dreyrugr_nott: Alright, how much total is that? Lucas_Strongbow: What does the cursespewer have? Igfig: the cursespewer has a complicated-looking necklace of bones, painted black Wilco2: 46\ Lucas_Strongbow: MINE Lucas_Strongbow: I killed him Wilco2: I made fun of him! fingers: It's the mythical necklace of the Rolling Stone! Thorn_the_Gnoll: But it's a bone necklace, like mine, only mine are teeth. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also I'm already down here. dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Let's divide up the money between the 7 of us Thorn_the_Gnoll: I suppose someone should check if it is magical though. Wilco2: igfig I attempt to pick the lock to 21 Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [5] = 5 Wilco2: SHIT Heronius: Bring it to us so I can at least try to identify it. dreyrugr_nott: 46/7 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 46/7: [] = 6 Igfig: you do not pick the lock dreyrugr_nott: We each get 6 gp Wilco2: isn't going to work twice it seems Lucas_Strongbow: Hey Hero, anything magical about this necklace? Wilco2: can I try again? Or is the lock broken? fingers: How much gp does that give us all total? From all our encounters so far? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, I head back upstairs and hold out the black painted bone necklace for Heronius to check it out. Heronius: Arcana check on necklace? Igfig: 1d20+8 vs Wilco's passive perception Fortuna: Igfig, vs Wilco's passive perception: [19] = 27 Heronius: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+13: [8] = 21 Igfig: it's not magic, wilco Wilco2: sheiiitt Igfig: er, hero Igfig: also Wilco2: oh Heronius: Nope! Lucas_Strongbow: Then it is just mine Igfig: wilco Heronius: All yours Wilco2: yeah? Igfig: is it suddenly darker in here? fingers: It's the mythical necklace of the Rolling Stone, guys Wilco2: Yes Wilco2: oh fuck Wilco2: THE WOLF dreyrugr_nott: Wiclo, what room are you in fingers: It gives you the ability to retain your sex appeal in old age Igfig: 1d20+10 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [6] = 16 Wilco2: 20 Wilco2: miss Wilco2: I draw my weapon and look into the darkness, ready for a fight Lucas_Strongbow: It lets me invoke the spirit of Keith Richards dreyrugr_nott: Should the rest of us roll perception to see if we hear wilco's fight? Wilco2: "Who's there?! Show yourself!" Igfig: something snaps shut around your arm, but is deflected by the armour Wilco2: Can I see it? Igfig: it's RIGHT GODDAMN THERE WILCO OH GOD fingers: Holy shit, Wilco is now Tyr Wilco2: OH FUCK Wilco2: basic attack! Wilco2: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+7: [19] = 26 Wilco2: oh cool Wilco2: 1d8+3 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d8+3: [8] = 11 Wilco2: 11 damage fingers: Guys, Wilco is in trouble! Can anyone muster the urge to give a fuck? Igfig: you connect, and your sword passes right through its torso Wilco2: shiiiiiitttt Wilco2: IT's a ghost wolf isn't it? fingers: (Psst, it's a shadow wolf) dreyrugr_nott: Ig. Do the rest of us know about the fight? Wilco2: (close enough) Wilco2: How do I get rid of a shadow? Wilco2: AHA Wilco2: I light my torch Wilco2: wait Wilco2: should me and the wolf roll init? dreyrugr_nott facepalm Igfig: flecks of shadow spray off of your sword and reform around the wound Igfig: but the teeth dig in even as you slice Igfig: 1d20+10 vs. AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [11] = 21 Wilco2: umm Wilco2: that is my ac Wilco2: hit or miss? Thorn_the_Gnoll: You're hit. dreyrugr_nott: It's a hit then Wilco2: fuck Igfig: 1d8+1d6+2 damage, and you're blinded Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and you're blinded: [6, 6] = 14 Igfig: when you can see again, the wolf is gone Wilco2: shit dreyrugr_nott: Igfig. Do the rest of us know about the fight? fingers: The wolf's gone, so I bet we do now Igfig: You heard Wilco shout something fingers: Since wilco's gonna come running out of there screaming about something or other Wilco2: I yell out "Umm... guys, shadow wolf is still here" dreyrugr_nott: I charge into 20 to see what's going on fingers: (Called it) dreyrugr_nott: "Wilco. What the fuck happened." Igfig: Wilco is there, bleeding from his arm Wilco2: I was just looking around in this room, when the room suddenly went dark Wilco2: Something bit my arm, but my armor deflected it Wilco2: So I lashed out with my sword, but it went right through, little bits of shadow sort of flew off then reformed Wilco2: Then it bit me and ran away Wilco2: I'm sure it's the shadow wolf fingers: Guys, I know what to do dreyrugr_nott: I do a perception check on the room dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+7: [7] = 14 Wilco2: I groan and clutch my arm fingers: Lucas, let me borrow your necklace Brigsby: "I have an idea" Brigsby: Is there a curtain in the room? dreyrugr_nott: "Go have fingers patch you up wilco. I'll check the other rooms" Wilco2: It only appeared when I tried to pick the lock on this door here fingers: Hahahahahaha Wilco2 points at the door to 21 Lucas_Strongbow: He said the necklace isn't magical fingers: I know, but just give it to me for a second Wilco2: it might have a nest or something in 22 Wilco2: I mena, in the room on the other side Lucas_Strongbow begrudgingly hands over necklace Wilco2: ((OOPS)) fingers: Guys, everyone into 12 Igfig: The room was evidently some kind of laboratory, perhaps magical or alchemical dreyrugr_nott: Cool Heronius: I am interested in this Igfig: bu it has been ligthly ransacked Wilco2: (arcana check someone) dreyrugr_nott: "Wilco. Go see fingers. I'll check the rest of the rooms" Igfig: you can definitely see some signs of a struggle in here Wilco2: No way, I'm staying fingers: Drey does not understand the meaning of the word "everyone" dreyrugr_nott: Alright. I charge the door to 21 Wilco2: If I leave you here, the same thing will happen fingers: Goddammit guys, I mean every single party member! fingers: Come with me if you want to live! dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [12] = 17 Thorn_the_Gnoll enters the Upstairs Hall. Wilco2: fingers can you do something about my arm? Brigsby: I follow Fingers Thorn_the_Gnoll: AKA 12. fingers: Fuck it, after Drey guys! Heronius: I am with the group Heronius: I want to look around the lab Wilco2: guys slow down so igfig can figure out what is going on Igfig: Drey does not succeed at breaking down the door dreyrugr_nott: Damn it Wilco2: dammit Drey fingers: Everyone into 20, and just wait a second drey Thorn_the_Gnoll: thorn continues on into 20 then. fingers: Let igfig get us caught up on the map, and I'll solve this wolf fiasco Wilco2: uh oh, fingers and thorn teleported out the window Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: We're just awesome like that. Wilco2: ' I think we need to get through that door, what's on the other side could solve this wolf dilemma' fingers: Alright, everyone who has instruments, follow my lead fingers: (or voices) Wilco2: Fingers, can you do something about my arm? fingers: 1d20+10 perform Fortuna: fingers, perform: [14] = 24 Wilco2: I can't play with it injured like this Igfig: Don't you play the triangle? fingers: Igfig, can I use heal skill to patch up wilco's arm? Wilco2: no Wilco2: keyboard Wilco2: slim wouldn't let me switch to the triangle Igfig: oh Lucas_Strongbow: Shouldn't one of us just try to pick that lock? Heronius: kaytar* Igfig: do you have a keyboard here? Wilco2: oh right Igfig: ah Wilco2: keytar Wilco2: (I keep forgetting there is a difference) Igfig: you can just majestic word it, or second wind fingers: Fuck that, you can hold out for a while longer wilco Wilco2: argh Wilco2: Not if I can't play!~ fingers: Everyone who has an instrument or a decent singing voice, give me a melody Wilco2: It will sound.... un-rockly fingers: E-minor and B to lead dreyrugr_nott: I'm ready to back up the vocals fingers: D-G-D chorus Wilco2: 1d20+7-2 preform with injured arm Fortuna: Wilco2, preform with injured arm: [5] = 10 fingers: I begin to sing: Igfig: not too well, wilco dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+6 perform back up vocals Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, perform back up vocals: [2] = 8 fingers: While holding up the necklace, and gently strumming with my free hand dreyrugr_nott: GAh Thorn_the_Gnoll continues nibbling on his goblin arm, working on a bit of the bone now. Wilco2: Well maybe if my arm didn't have a huge gash in it fingers: "I look inside myself and see my heart is black" fingers: "I see my NECKLACE and it has been painted black" dreyrugr_nott voice cracks fingers: "Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts" fingers: "It's not easy facing it when your whole wolf is black" Wilco2: 1d20+7 sing "GOD WE SUCK" Fortuna: Wilco2, sing "GOD WE SUCK": [19] = 26 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Rolling Stones-esque riff Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, Rolling Stones-esque riff: [1] = 11 Igfig: hahahahha Lucas_Strongbow: well, that went well dreyrugr_nott: Lucas throws his guitar out the window Igfig: this is so something Igfig: You perform admirably Lucas_Strongbow: I guarantee that necklace is powerless Igfig: but, uh, singing doesn't actually open doors fingers: I toss the necklace back to Lucas, and prep my axe Lucas_Strongbow: it just looks cool Brigsby: see, if I had made Brigsby a Shaman, I could have just made my spirit thingy fight the shadow wolf and we'd have a light vs. dark dogfight fingers: (I'm trying to summon the wolf!) Wilco2: We know Wilco2: okay hold on guys Wilco2: just try and knock down the doors Igfig: except in the metaphorical sense, with record companies and stuff dreyrugr_nott: Tried that Lucas_Strongbow: or pick them Wilco2: Also we really need to practice if we are going to win that battle of the bands next month Igfig: you could use your perform as an aid another Igfig: for whoever's opening that door Igfig: also Heronius: I would like to try and figure our the nature of the wolf using arcana Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 to pick the door into 21 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, to pick the door into 21: [10] = 20 Igfig: perception Heronius: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+13: [1] = 14 Wilco2: wooo, finally a good roll Heronius: balls Wilco2: NEVER MIND fingers: 1d20+2 perception Fortuna: fingers, perception: [12] = 14 Igfig: and with the bonus from the song, lucas, that's enough to open the door Wilco2: 1D20 perception Fortuna: Wilco2, perception: [18] = 18 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 perception Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, perception: [13] = 24 Heronius: 1d20+1 perception Fortuna: Heronius, perception: [20] = 21 Wilco2: that was to see if there is anything I can take in the clutter in here Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hey, can I use thievery to lock the other door so no one sneaks up behind us? dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 perception Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, perception: [20] = 27 Heronius: crit perception dreyrugr_nott: HOLY SHIT ME TOO Wilco2: WOOO Wilco2: WE SEE ALL Heronius: We know what is going on here Igfig: sure thorn Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [7] = 17 Wilco2: so ig, what do all of us see?> Heronius: That seems like a bad idea to me. Heronius: now we have no escape route. Wilco2: the window Igfig: some of you glance toward thorn as he goes to lock the door Wilco2: are you telling me you have never had to dive out the window? Thorn_the_Gnoll: When have we ever run away? Lucas_Strongbow: after the battle of the bands Igfig: something dark darts across the hall Wilco2: THERE IT IS Thorn_the_Gnoll: Joy. Wilco2: Someone throw a torch or somethign fingers: Never doubt the power of The Rolling Stones, guys. dreyrugr_nott pulls out his ever lasting torch Wilco2: yeah that fingers: Or the necklace of the Rolling Stone Wilco2: use the stone of freshness Igfig: Even in the light of the everlasting torch, you can't see anything of the wolf Wilco2: hmmm Wilco2: try lighting an arrow on fire and shooting it to the end of the hallway Igfig: anyway, lucas, the door comes open Wilco2: so we can see what is over there dreyrugr_nott walks forward cautiously Wilco2: wait I have an idea Wilco2: use magic missile Wilco2: on the darkness Igfig: there's a small bridge without railings crossing over to the southwest tower fingers: Oh my god, that was your plan from the very start, wasn't it Igfig? Igfig: er, southeast Igfig: what? Igfig: no fingers: You bastard fingers: Hahahahaha Wilco2: Careful going over this bridge Igfig: There are absolutely no alewives here. fingers: Heronius, do it! Wilco2: I step cautiosly onto it, checking the footing Heronius: A Bridge without railings. Heronius: No. Igfig: It seems solid enough dreyrugr_nott: I'm already half way across Heronius: Armor first Wilco2: I start slowely walking over to the other side Igfig: Okay Lucas_Strongbow: Dungeoneering on the bridge? to look for traps or faults? Wilco2: Is the door to 22 locked? Igfig: Sure, Lucas Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [12] = 21 Wilco2: awesome fingers: I guess I'll follow them out Igfig: the door to 22 has a lock, but it's rusty and not actually locked fingers: Because when you're being stalked by an unknown, magic beast that can attack from almost anywhere dreyrugr_nott: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE IT Wilco2: alright, I slowely push the door open dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+5: [18] = 23 Wilco2: just enough for me to peek in fingers: The best place to go is definitely out on a small, narrow walkway Wilco2: 1d20 perception Fortuna: Wilco2, perception: [18] = 18 Igfig: Lucas, the bridge is in fact safe and solid Wilco2: do I see anything inside? Lucas_Strongbow: I check by jumping up and down on it dreyrugr_nott: Well wilco, I already charged through the thing Igfig: Wilco, a musty smell assails your nose dreyrugr_nott: Ig. I charged the door. what about me Wilco2: Do I see anythiong Wilco2: ? Wilco2: I know it's dark in there Wilco2: other then light from the window Heronius: I'll cross the bridge dreyrugr_nott: And I had my sword and everlasting torch out Igfig: the air is thick with the smell of guano and rust Wilco2: guano? dreyrugr_nott: shit dreyrugr_nott: poop Wilco2: oh dreyrugr_nott: crap dreyrugr_nott: etc Igfig: a barred cell to either side, and a bared window at the far end Wilco2: "Smells like shit in there" Wilco2: "Ahh well, looks safe enough" Wilco2: I push the door wide open Igfig: evidently some birds have been roosting in here Wilco2: to let the light from Drey's torch light it up dreyrugr_nott: Ig. I got a 23 on my charge roll for the door. What happens to me? Igfig: you run into the room, squsihing through the bird poop Wilco2: Eww dreyrugr_nott: "I guess you could say that this room is" dreyrugr_nott puts on sunglasses Igfig: and nearly trip over something small and cylindrical on the floor dreyrugr_nott: "Shitty" dreyrugr_nott: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Wilco2: I pick up the cylinder Igfig: half-buried under the guano Wilco2: Do I need to do a perception check or is it obvious? dreyrugr_nott: "Eeeeeeew. Wilco is touching bird shit" Igfig: it's about a foot long, a few inches wide, and covered in bird shit Wilco2: urgh Wilco2: 1d20 perception Fortuna: Wilco2, perception: [9] = 9 Wilco2: fuck Igfig: hard to tell while it's covered in all this poop Wilco2: um... Wilco2: I sort of wipe it on the window Wilco2: "eww" Igfig: some of it comes off dreyrugr_nott grabs it and wipes it off on wilco Wilco2: "EW IT DRIPPED ON MY FOOOOOTT" Wilco2: I kick drey Wilco2: splattering poo all over here Heronius: I enter the shit room Wilco2: her* Igfig: drey, you get a bunch more off of it dreyrugr_nott: Yes! Wilco2: Argh Heronius arches an eyebrow at the shit-fight Igfig: it appears to be a smooth, black Igfig: dildo Wilco2: It's because I am wearing armor fingers: Just a reminder, I am not in the shit room Igfig: the door slams shut Brigsby: I stay in 20, because Brigsby is probably scared of heights Wilco2: OH FUCK Thorn_the_Gnoll: Boy I'm glad I didn't go in there. fingers high-fives brigsby Wilco2: We're going to get raped so hard dreyrugr_nott: My ever lasting torch is still out and lit Brigsby: ya'll bout to get fucked Wilco2: I draw my sword Lucas_Strongbow: I was always in 20, by the way Igfig: wilco, drey, and hero are in the poop room Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Did anyone see anyone close the door? Wilco2: Nope dreyrugr_nott: "Everyone! Back to back now!" Wilco2: I bet it was one of those dasterdly birds Wilco2: I go and try to open the door Wilco2: is it locked? Heronius: Motherfucker. Igfig: something rustles Heronius: This is what I get for following the idiot brigade. Wilco2: be right back, 10 seconds Thorn_the_Gnoll: I go out on the bridge and try the door to 22. Heronius: magic missle at whatever just rustled. dreyrugr_nott: Can I see what it is with the light from my torch? Wilco2: back Igfig: not at all Igfig: well Wilco2: I hope your weapons are out Igfig: actually Igfig: the guano Igfig: over there Igfig: it's almost Igfig: rippling? Brigsby: please tell me they're going to fight a poop golem Heronius: Arcana check! Heronius: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+13: [15] = 28 dreyrugr_nott: "Everyone get back to back now!" Igfig: Thorn, the door is stuck shut Igfig: and heronius, you don't think it's a poop golem, no Heronius: That door is magically sealed. Wilco2: I press my back against Drey's and hero's Heronius: This is a trap Igfig: you're not sure there even is sch thing Heronius: probably Heronius: Yet Wilco2: perception check to see what made the noise Wilco2: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [17] = 17 Igfig: and now I get to say something I've been wanting to say for a long time Igfig: The poop attacks. Wilco2: OH GOD Heronius: Shit. Wilco2: Well yeah dreyrugr_nott: Well this sure is a... Wilco2: oh- ooohhh Igfig: surging up under your feet, drey dreyrugr_nott: Shitty situation Wilco2: shitty situation dreyrugr_nott: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Wilco2: I jump away Heronius: I hate both of you. Brigsby: poop monster Wilco2: and look in confusion dreyrugr_nott: Ah shit Heronius: So much. Igfig: glhortling around your ankles Igfig: pulling oyu down Heronius: I make no attempt to aid her. Igfig: 1d20+8 vs. Fortitude Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fortitude: [16] = 24 dreyrugr_nott: Hit Wilco2: roll init? Wilco2: or are we using the same ones? dreyrugr_nott: Does my everlasting torch or sword fall out of my hand? Igfig: 2d6+1 damage, and you're prone Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and you're prone: [3, 5] = 9 fingers: Hahaha, "glhortling" is the best onomonpea ever Igfig: nope Wilco2: yes, it is Igfig: also, yeah, roll inot Igfig: init Wilco2: haha, drey is prone in poop Wilco2: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+7: [6] = 13 Wilco2: ... shit dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+1 Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+1: [18] = 19 Wilco2: GOD DAMMIT Brigsby: everyone or just them? Heronius: 1d20+2 Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+2: [19] = 21 Wilco2: FUCK YOU GUYS Igfig: everybody who wants to Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [8] = 15 Wilco2: igfig dreyrugr_nott: My face is covered in shit Wilco2: personal request Igfig: yeah? Wilco2: can you try and use the word glhortling as much as possible? Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [12] = 17 Wilco2: It is amazing dreyrugr_nott: I yell out dreyrugr_nott: "HELP US GODDAMN IT" Wilco2: I yell ou Wilco2: t Wilco2: "HOLY SHIT DREY IS BEING EATEN BY THE SHIT" Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [7] = 16 Heronius: I say quietly. Brigsby: Hero, Drey, Brigs, Lucas, Wilco Heronius: Fuck. fingers: I play a tune to improve the spirits of our poor comrades Igfig: I will try to do that, Wilco. dreyrugr_nott: There are so many shit puns that can be made here Brigsby: Hero Drey Brigs Thorn Lucas Wilco fingers: 1d20+10 perform skill Fortuna: fingers, perform skill: [10] = 20 Wilco2: yess Wilco2: just, like, one day when we least expect it Wilco2: the slime ghlortles towards you dreyrugr_nott: I shall attempt to refrain from making them Wilco2: and we will remember this day dreyrugr_nott: I will always remember this day dreyrugr_nott: It's not often that shit ghlortles your ankles Wilco2: the day you got eaten by shit Igfig: Did Fingers roll init? Wilco2: 1d20+90 Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20+90: [17] = 107 Wilco2: yay dreyrugr_nott: The shit explodes fingers: No fingers: I'm not going anywhere near that shit Igfig: Okay Igfig: Well, you play a jaunty tune, at least Brigsby: how does the poop have higher init than anyone dreyrugr_nott: So many puns Igfig: I rolled a 20 Wilco2: because the shit ghlortles, it doesn't walk Wilco2: ghlortling gives a +10 to init Igfig: In any case dreyrugr_nott: I suppose that it gets a surprise round ig? Igfig: Nah, you guys were ready Igfig: it just went first Wilco2: throw a mop at the poo! Wilco2: Call the janitor dreyrugr_nott: Also, thorn was by the door outside I think Wilco2: Call mr. clean Wilco2: get a bottle of febreeze Heronius: Wilco, shut up for a bit Igfig: Heronius, what are you going to do? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Actually, thinking on it Thorn probably shouldn't go near it either. It'd be really hard to get out of his fur, and even after that he'd end up smelling of wet fur. Wilco2: There is something lurking deep inside of that poo dreyrugr_nott: "Wilco. Take your diaper off. We need it" Heronius: I put my back to the wall Igfig: You don't think that whatever is going on is arcane in nature Wilco2: MAgic poo? Wilco2: Oh god yes Heronius: I take aim for the area just past drey's ankle. Magic missle Igfig: the wall is the rusty bars of a cage Heronius: 8 damage Igfig: and no, the poo is not arcane magic Igfig: 8 damage? Wilco2: then it is nature? Heronius: 7? Igfig: Probably 7 Igfig: You could try nature Heronius: mod +2 so 7 yeah Heronius: but I have implement mastery as well Heronius: so+1 to damage Heronius: I think. Igfig: this isn't a damage roll Heronius: okay then Heronius: you're right Igfig: it's just a flat number, 2 + your Int modifier Heronius: 7 Igfig: aight Igfig: your missile throws up flobules of guano where ti strikes dreyrugr_nott: Guys. This may be the most... shity fight we'lle ver have Igfig: "flobules" is not a typo Wilco2: oh god Wilco2: this battle is so... Wilco2: shitty Igfig: that's been said already Wilco2: fuck Brigsby: that's the exact same pun twice in a row Wilco2: or should I say Wilco2: shit Igfig: next person who repeats a pun gets shat upon Brigsby: no, you shouldn't dreyrugr_nott: Wilco Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can we get some variety here? Feces, manure, some other word for poop, a deuce, something? dreyrugr_nott: I am going to grab another handful of shit and throw it at you Igfig: Drey, what are you doing in here? Igfig: okay Wilco2: getting eaten by poo Igfig: Oh right Wilco2: it's hard to make a pun using manure Wilco2: or feces Igfig: Drey, you take 5 damage as the poo pulls you under dreyrugr_nott: I already took damage though Wilco2: drown in the poo dreyrugr_nott: Do I take it again? Igfig: you took damage earlier, but now you take damage from startign your tunr prone in the poo dreyrugr_nott: Alright Igfig: you could say you're Igfig: down in the dumps dreyrugr_nott: Oh god dreyrugr_nott: That was...a shitty pun Igfig: SHAT UPON FOR REPEATED PUN Wilco2: I WILL MURDER YOU Thorn_the_Gnoll: could have gone with crappy. dreyrugr_nott: Ig. I'm already facedown in shit dreyrugr_nott: It can't get much worse Igfig: 2d6+1 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3, 5] = 9 dreyrugr_nott: :( Wilco2: you could say that your eating shit Igfig: SHIT DAMAGE Brigsby: you could say this battle is... Brigsby: poop Thorn_the_Gnoll: You know what, there's gotta be some more good words. Thorn_the_Gnoll: We shall listen to this for poop puns. Thorn_the_Gnoll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAxKHeMvc2E Igfig: Anyway, Drey Igfig: what are you actually going to do Wilco2: love that song dreyrugr_nott: STand up. dreyrugr_nott: I can do that right? Igfig: You manage to do that, yes Wilco2: barely Igfig: it's not easy, but you thrash to your feet dreyrugr_nott: Can I actually see the shit golem? Igfig: It's not a golem Igfig: golems are animated by arcane magic Igfig: and this is not arcane magic Wilco2: Man, we are just in the ass end of town right now dreyrugr_nott: Does the shit have form? Igfig: Nah, it's just a carpet all across the floor dreyrugr_nott: WILCO I WILL THROW YOU IN THE SHIT PUDDLE dreyrugr_nott: Ooooh dreyrugr_nott: Earth spikes Igfig: oh, clever Wilco2: can't we just grab a shovel and throw some shit out the window? dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+9 attack Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, attack: [5] = 14 Igfig: certainly dreyrugr_nott: FUCK Wilco2: swet Wilco2: sweet* Wilco2: Are there any shovels in here? Igfig: poor drey Igfig: 1d20 shovel check Fortuna: Igfig, shovel check: [15] = 15 Wilco2: I am still laughing about that down in the dumps joke Wilco2: 1d20 shovel check Fortuna: Wilco2, shovel check: [4] = 4 Wilco2: fuck Igfig: yes, there is an old shovel off in one corner Wilco2: 1d20 bucket check Fortuna: Wilco2, bucket check: [6] = 6 Wilco2: GOD DAMMIT Igfig: you don't get to make these checks Wilco2: oh dreyrugr_nott: Wilco, if you make one more pun, Your mouth will become a shovel Wilco2: is there abucket? Wilco2: I haven't made anothe pun Igfig: 1d20 bucket check Fortuna: Igfig, bucket check: [5] = 5 Igfig: nope dreyrugr_nott: So, do I hit or not? dreyrugr_nott: I guess not Igfig: fraid not dreyrugr_nott: The shit blinded me dreyrugr_nott: I end up hitting wilco Igfig: naw Wilco2: dang, no shovel in here dreyrugr_nott: Well there goes my best attack dreyrugr_nott: Wilco you dumbass Wilco2: failure Wilco2: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS Wilco2: THIS WAS YOU BEING SHITTY dreyrugr_nott: Igfig yes, there is an old shovel off in one corner Wilco2: That was unintentional! Wilco2: I SWEAR dreyrugr_nott: Ig Igfig: yeah? Wilco2: I SWEAR I DID NOT MEAN TO TYPE THAT dreyrugr_nott: As my minor, I pick up wilco and use him as a shovel Wilco2: I'm too heavy Wilco2: I weigh 200 pounds and am wearing full plate armor Igfig: Yeah, he's too big to do that as a minor Igfig: that'd take a standard dreyrugr_nott: :( dreyrugr_nott: Alright. Dragon breath minor Wilco2: brigsby's turn right? dreyrugr_nott: I can do that right? Igfig: you can, yes Wilco2: also is thorn still eating the goblins? Igfig: I guess? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Just an arm. dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7 attack roll Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, attack roll: [4] = 11 Wilco2: ahh Thorn_the_Gnoll: Getting down to the bone now. dreyrugr_nott: GODDAMN IT Wilco2: you suck dreyrugr_nott: ALL MY GOOD ENCOUNTERS ARE BEING FUCKED OVER dreyrugr_nott: Nature's wrath and I shift to the door Igfig: You have the worst luck, dude Wilco2: coward Wilco2: covered in shit and running away Wilco2: just like your real dad dreyrugr_nott: Wilco dreyrugr_nott: You will become my shit shovel Thorn_the_Gnoll: So Brigsby's turn then? If so, then with his lightning and wind spells, it looks like the shit's gonna hit the fan. Igfig: :D dreyrugr_nott: So many goddamn puns Igfig: Brigsby's turn, yes Wilco2: this is the stupidest battle ever Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or is it the best battle ever? Brigsby: What material is the door made of? Wilco2: both Wilco2: shit dreyrugr_nott: This is the best battle ever Igfig: Wood, reinforced with iron Wilco2: it is crafted of poo dreyrugr_nott: it's also the... you know what. I'm better then this dreyrugr_nott: I won't make that pun Brigsby: Would it burst into flame or be destroyed in any way if I shot it with lightning? Igfig: You could attack it and try to break it down Wilco2: this battle is the shit Igfig: dunno if you could bust it in one shot Thorn_the_Gnoll: There is no such thing as being above puns. Wilco2: God I'm so sorry Brigsby: hmmm