Brigsby: woooo Igfig: Very well Slim_Bankshot: Hey ig Igfig: yes? Slim_Bankshot: when do you have dinner? Igfig: I'm not sure, but pretty soon Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: whenever my brother decides the chili is done Slim_Bankshot: I have 1 other thing to do, but I'll wait till then Poen: Just before we start ... is everyone on the East Coast? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope. Slim_Bankshot: I am Slim_Bankshot: OR AM I?! Slim_Bankshot: I am Igfig: I'm in an equivalent time zone Slim_Bankshot: Maybe Igfig: Recap? Poen: Ah, okay. Yes, please. Igfig: Last time... Slim_Bankshot: Someone else Slim_Bankshot: yeah ig Igfig: The jackalweres finally got bored of you, and attacked Brigsby: Oh! I remember the rest, I think. Igfig: you fought them back; partway through, there was a whistle and they retreated and disappeared Igfig: You searched around for a while and found a secret passage Igfig: which was filled with traps and a dead body Igfig: and then a bunch of worms Igfig: and then the passage split Slim_Bankshot: Wilco almost hung himself a few times Igfig: and I think Wilco did something silly--yeah, that Igfig: anything I've forgotten? Brigsby: That sounds like it Igfig: All right. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I believe that sounds like everything. Igfig: Slim, it's all you. Igfig: Or maybe the PCs Igfig: what are we doing Poen: "and then a bunch of worms" <- That was my favourite part. Brigsby: Well, I assume we have to pick a passageway Slim_Bankshot: Well, did the battle end? Brigsby: yes Igfig: yeah Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup it did. Brigsby: We killed all the worms Thorn_the_Gnoll: Healings were administered. Slim_Bankshot: Then yes, pick a passage Poen: We threw the parts of dead guy down the left, right? Poen: We should go left Brigsby: Insight check to see if I can determine which would be best? Thorn_the_Gnoll: So we can go left, where the dead guy used to be, or we can go right, where there are still some traps I think. Igfig: Give it a try, Brigsby Brigsby: 1d20 Insight Fortuna: Brigsby, Insight: [17] = 17 Heronius_XVI: Wasn't the right side where we determined the treasure would be? dreyrugr_nott: I don't know where I am Slim_Bankshot: You... Thorn_the_Gnoll: Only because there were more traps, and we figured out that that was only because the left side had some traps set off, by the dead guy. Slim_Bankshot: Are with them dreyrugr_nott: Ok Slim_Bankshot: you replace wilco this round Igfig: oh, so wilco gets the dramatic entrance Heronius_XVI: yayy dreyrugr_nott: Fuck. Now I have to be retarded Heronius_XVI: Try not to act like it though. dreyrugr_nott: "HERP DERP" Slim_Bankshot: They can always swap back later Slim_Bankshot: Anyway Slim_Bankshot: So which passage? Brigsby: Does a 17 in Insight help me determine which has treasure Slim_Bankshot: Yes Slim_Bankshot: Kinda Slim_Bankshot: You get a strong feeling that traveling to the left will result in greater wealth in the near future Brigsby: left it is! Heronius_XVI: Treasure. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, with a line like that there is no doubt in the direction we'll be going. Slim_Bankshot: Mind the traps wilco set off Heronius_XVI: They are sprung so we should traverse them easily. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Which was all of them, he put that dead body to good use. Slim_Bankshot: Well, there are still spikes sticking out etc. Slim_Bankshot: so be mindful Heronius_XVI: Well, tread carefully and all that. Poen: All right. So we'll carefully continue left. Slim_Bankshot: So, who is in front? Brigsby: Drey Thorn_the_Gnoll: Armor in front as always. dreyrugr_nott: I'm in front then Slim_Bankshot: Who is in the back? Brigsby: Me and Hero Heronius_XVI: I am near the center Slim_Bankshot: Brigsyby Brigsby: so me Heronius_XVI: I like having a bit of armor behind me too. Brigsby: hmm... Us in the center, Poen in the back? Slim_Bankshot: As you move forward, you hear a grinding of stone and a slam Brigsby: I don't remember who has armor or not Poen: Sounds ominous Slim_Bankshot: A section of the wall behind you has pivoted Slim_Bankshot: sealing youin this passage Heronius_XVI: Motherfucker. Heronius_XVI: " Thorn_the_Gnoll lets out an exasperated sigh. "This planet's buildings make no sense." Poen: "Why does this always happen? Why are choices so ... final?" Slim_Bankshot: The already soft ground and your feet is getting softer Heronius_XVI facepalm Poen: "It'd probably make more sense if most of it wasn't destroyed by the rockers." Heronius_XVI: It is our really stupid curse. Slim_Bankshot: *around your feet Brigsby: I climb on Thorn's shoulders Slim_Bankshot: Guys Slim_Bankshot: one quick thing Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yes? Slim_Bankshot: sorry about typos. Not great at spelling everthing right with this hand Poen: Don't sweat it Slim_Bankshot: ... Like that Heronius_XVI: That was not a quick thing. Poen: We understand Thorn_the_Gnoll: No worries. Slim_Bankshot: Anyway Poen: Is there anything on the walls to hold onto? Slim_Bankshot: The walls are smooth Slim_Bankshot: And thorn is really starting to sink in Thorn_the_Gnoll: Could I prop myself up against the walls? dreyrugr_nott: What about me? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hands on one, feet on the other? dreyrugr_nott: I weigh 250 Thorn_the_Gnoll: I weigh 303. Slim_Bankshot: Not yet drey Poen: I grab Thorn and try to drag him out. Heronius_XVI: "If this planet does not stop vomiting disgusting entities on us, I swear I will burn the entire thing." Slim_Bankshot: the ground seems to be getting softer moving forward Poen: " ... hey." Slim_Bankshot: at a slow rate Heronius_XVI: "Your planet sucks" Poen: "Rock music sucks." Heronius_XVI: "I bet you don't even have cheese" Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can my proping myself between the two walls idea work? Slim_Bankshot: Plan of action, gents? Heronius_XVI: "I agree." Heronius_XVI: Fire Slim_Bankshot: Roll for it thorn Brigsby: keep on truckin', I guess Heronius_XVI: Fire is my plan. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll roll an acrobatics check then. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [8] = 18 Slim_Bankshot: You succeed Brigsby: The hall is sealed behind us, either we learn to breathe mud or we keep slogging forward Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet, I am now propped between the walls with a Brigsby on my back. dreyrugr_nott: "Onwords!" Slim_Bankshot: Also Brigsby is clinging to your midsection Heronius_XVI: I burn a patch of ground in front of me. Heronius_XVI: With fire. Heronius_XVI: *fwoosh* Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Thorn Slim_Bankshot: you notice the cause of this Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. Slim_Bankshot: back where the wall changed, the floor has slowly been giving way Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not so sweet. Slim_Bankshot: So, it has moved past you now Slim_Bankshot: no floor below you Thorn_the_Gnoll: "RUN!" I yell at everyone else. Poen: ... are we falling? Slim_Bankshot: the others are in increasingly grave danger, though Poen runs Brigsby: I cling on to Thorn for dear, sweet, Hobbity life dreyrugr_nott: "Why?" Heronius_XVI: What happend to the patch of ground I burned? Heronius_XVI running Slim_Bankshot: It was damp earth. Nothing happened Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Collapsing floor!" dreyrugr_nott looks down Heronius_XVI: "Fire didn't solve the problem, running is the only option!" Thorn_the_Gnoll shuffles down the hallway while remaining propped between the walls. dreyrugr_nott walks forward Slim_Bankshot: The others sprint past drey Slim_Bankshot: and thorn shuffles along while bringsby yells encouraging words at him. dreyrugr_nott: "Where the fuck are you guys going?" Poen: "Please, if this is some retarded version of a sarlacc, let it take drey and be satisfied ... " Slim_Bankshot: "Shuffle faster asshole!" etc. Slim_Bankshot: igfig Brigsby: "Yes! You're doing great, Thorn! Keep it up! You're the best!" Brigsby: or that Heronius_XVI: I imagine brigsby sings a little tune. Igfig: yes? Slim_Bankshot: did you go to dinner? Slim_Bankshot: no Slim_Bankshot: OK Igfig: no, it's taking surprisingly long to make this chili Slim_Bankshot: Chili is an art form Poen: Good chili takes time. Slim_Bankshot: be patient Slim_Bankshot: So Heronius_XVI: Dont eat it until tomorrow. Heronius_XVI: It will be better then. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, chili tastes better with time. Slim_Bankshot: Drey you are now in immediate danger dreyrugr_nott: Okay Slim_Bankshot: Can you fly or anything? dreyrugr_nott: No, but I'm an earth warden dreyrugr_nott: If that means anything Slim_Bankshot: Don't think so Slim_Bankshot: In this case Igfig: dinner! Bye for a bit Slim_Bankshot: OK guys Brigsby: I means you're about to become one with your earthy ancestors Brigsby: it* dreyrugr_nott: Ah Slim_Bankshot: I'm out for maybe 5 minutes Brigsby: ok Slim_Bankshot: Back soon Brigsby: 5 minute break everyone, stand up, do some stretches, get the blood flowing dreyrugr_nott: I refuse Brigsby: well you're about to die so you just do whatever you want dreyrugr_nott: Ok Slim_Bankshot quit. Heronius_XVI: Drey facing imminent danger. http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/DreyinDanger.jpg dreyrugr_nott: Yes Poen: Nice, nice. Igfig: Okay, back Brigsby: Slim isn't Igfig: I see Poen: I miss him already. Igfig: All right, time to overturn all his plans and schemes Thorn_the_Gnoll: Dun dun duns. Igfig: You guys are now all in the sky, riding rainbow-wolves Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. dreyrugr_nott: Are they shitting rainbows? Igfig: or as the hobs call them, senmurvs Igfig: not right now, no Igfig: that would be unhygenic Igfig: and inconvenient for the people behind you Igfig: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/dnd/senmurv.jpg Igfig: this is a senmurv Thorn_the_Gnoll: Whoa. Brigsby: wha Heronius_XVI: gayyyyy Thorn_the_Gnoll: Highly flammable looking. Igfig: lemme check their stats Fingers joined #pwot_dnd. dreyrugr_nott: ah dreyrugr_nott: Fingers Brigsby: Hey Fingers dreyrugr_nott: You and me are now in grave danger Brigsby: We're riding through the sky on rainbow eagle-wolves Fingers: Avast, ye hearteys! dreyrugr_nott: Or immediate danger dreyrugr_nott: Also, I have to leave in 30 minutes Igfig: They can detect good and evil, and smite evil, and rend Igfig: Hi Fingers Fingers: Oh yeah, did you guys see the "additions" I added to the map after the last session? Slim_Bankshot joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: I did Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, they're still there. Igfig: very subtle Fingers: Huzzah! Igfig: yay, Slim is back! Slim_Bankshot: Sorry guys Slim_Bankshot: 'took )much) longer than expected Brigsby: so I guess we aren't riding rainbow wolves anymore Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn. Fingers: Also, check out my pimp-ass initiative, guys Fingers: I can make all the moves before anyone else does anything Fingers: ALL THE MOVES Slim_Bankshot: So what happened? Heronius_XVI: Brigsby rides thorn. http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Brigsbyridingthorn.jpg Brigsby: nothing dreyrugr_nott: We teleported into the sky dreyrugr_nott: And started riding rainbow wolves Brigsby: yessss Fingers: Hahahaha Fingers: I like how pleased he is to have two handfuls of gnoll ass. Brigsby: dat ass Fingers: Two scoops of fun! Brigsby: like a pair of furry, sculpted hams Slim_Bankshot: .... Ahem Slim_Bankshot: Drey think fast you will be swallowed by the void soon dreyrugr_nott: Hmmmm dreyrugr_nott: Can I run forward? Slim_Bankshot: Yes dreyrugr_nott: Or is it too late for that dreyrugr_nott: Alright, run forward Slim_Bankshot: You can follow the others Slim_Bankshot: And leave brigs and thorn behind dreyrugr_nott: Actually Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm shuffling, I'm shuffling. dreyrugr_nott: Wait now dreyrugr_nott: no* dreyrugr_nott: I don't have a good acrobatics. Continue dreyrugr_nott: "Bye Thorn!" Brigsby: wait, we're left behind? Slim_Bankshot: Thorn to a str check to see if you can continue to support this fat hobbit Poen: Aren't they just shuffling? dreyrugr_nott: You're left 4 dead Thorn_the_Gnoll: I certainly can't shuffle along walls as fast as they can run. Poen: Slowly? Brigsby: I'm not faaat Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20: [18] = 18 Slim_Bankshot: So, so fat Brigsby: Sorcerous Sirocco! Slim_Bankshot: You manage to keep hold Thorn_the_Gnoll: No way I'm falling, there are probably worms down there. Brigsby: With a clap of thunder, we both fly 8 squares forward in the hallway, following the others Slim_Bankshot: red Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Luckily, Heronius_XVI: Fingers Arrives! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/FingersArrives.jpg Astride a mighty beast! Slim_Bankshot: the floor stops falling away maybe 13 feet ahead of you guys Slim_Bankshot: i mean thorn and brigs Poen: Are we safe? Slim_Bankshot: the others are safe Poen: Awesome Brigsby: 8 squares is like 40 feet Thorn_the_Gnoll: It was a long hallway. Slim_Bankshot: Oh Slim_Bankshot: then yeah, that Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way, we're all safe, and we really really can't head backwards now, with the closed wall and lack of floor and all. Brigsby: yes Slim_Bankshot: Yeah... Slim_Bankshot: So, Heronius_XVI: The treasure had better be worth it. dreyrugr_nott: The treasure is in the holl dreyrugr_nott: hole* Slim_Bankshot: now the path slopes upwards. Heronius_XVI: No it isn't Slim_Bankshot: and curves somewhat Thorn_the_Gnoll: Upwards is good. dreyrugr_nott: "ONWORDS" dreyrugr_nott: Drey charges up the path Poen: "Shouldn't we check for more traps?" Heronius_XVI: Drey is checking with her face. Brigsby: This is /this/ group we're talking about Slim_Bankshot: A moment of walking later Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think pre-emptive measures have been thrown out the window already. Slim_Bankshot: you find a large, very well locked door dreyrugr_nott: What is it made of? Slim_Bankshot: Iron Fingers: How well-locked? Slim_Bankshot: back real quick dreyrugr_nott: "Fuck. My head isn't strong enough to break iron" dreyrugr_nott: Also, leaving in 10 minutes Brigsby: Thievery to pick the lock! Brigsby: 1d20+7 Thievery Fortuna: Brigsby, Thievery: [16] = 23 Fingers: I'm going to make a thievery roll to assist him Fingers: 1d20+3 thievery Fortuna: Fingers, thievery: [18] = 21 Thorn_the_Gnoll: I suppose I will as well. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [11] = 21 Poen: I think we're good on the unlocking front. dreyrugr_nott: But are we good on the lock bashing front? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope. Lucas_Strongbow joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: OK sorry guys Lucas_Strongbow: I have arrived Slim_Bankshot: Here again Slim_Bankshot: Ah dreyrugr_nott: Good. You can be on the other side of the door dreyrugr_nott: And I'm leaving in 5 minutes Slim_Bankshot: Someone bring lucas up to speed dreyrugr_nott: We are at a large door. It is locked dreyrugr_nott: BAM! Caught up Thorn_the_Gnoll: We went down the left tunnel, and we definitely cannot go backwards, and now we're at a large door that is locked. Slim_Bankshot: Any ideas how to open it? Brigsby: we were in the tunnel, and the wall closed behind us, then the floor fell away Indiana Jones style, but we ran and beat it, now we're at a locked door Lucas_Strongbow: Thievery that shiz Thorn_the_Gnoll: Brigsby did a thievery roll, and then me and Fingers both assisted him. dreyrugr_nott: Brigsby Thievery to pick the lock! 18:22 Brigsby 1d20+7 Thievery 18:22 Fortuna Brigsby, Thievery: [16] = 23 18:22 Fingers I'm going to make a thievery roll to assist him 18:22 Fingers 1d20+3 thievery 18:22 Thorn_the_Gnoll I suppose I will as well. 18:22 Fortuna Fingers, thievery: [18] = 21 18:22 Thorn_the_Gnoll 1d20+10 18:22 Fortuna Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: Brigsby: I got 23, they both got 21 Slim_Bankshot: Oh. Slim_Bankshot: Uhh... The total being? Lucas_Strongbow: 27? Slim_Bankshot: OK Thorn_the_Gnoll: Total, 27 with the two successful assists. Brigsby: 23+whatever the bonus is? 27, I guess Heronius_XVI: Like this: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Together.jpg Slim_Bankshot: Brigsby tampers with the door a bit Slim_Bankshot: and suddenly it swings open. t\The lock was horribly rusted, so a little bit of proading broke it Poen: Can we see anything beyond the door? Brigsby: awesome Poen: Any more dead bodies? Fingers: If there's one thing I'm good at, it's proading dreyrugr_nott: Drey charges in and promptly dissapears in a flash of smoke dreyrugr_nott: (That means I'm leaving) Slim_Bankshot: A few skelitons on the floor dreyrugr_nott quit. Poen: Damn, didn't even get to say good night. Slim_Bankshot: It is a large, mostly empty room Slim_Bankshot: with stairs Fingers: Ooh, stairs! Poen nudges a skeleton with his foot. "This treasure better be worth it." Slim_Bankshot: and a few large, locked wooden crates Brigsby: "It wasn't for them." Wilco joined #pwot_dnd. Lucas_Strongbow: Well, those crats are being opened Lucas_Strongbow: crates Slim_Bankshot: Also the skeletons are wearing matching uniforms Wilco: Can I just come flying through the roof or something? Heronius_XVI: No. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmmm... thievery check on one of the large, locked wooden crates then. Slim_Bankshot: No Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [4] = 14 Slim_Bankshot: You just replace drey Wilco: okay then I guess I need to actually ask what is going on Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yikes. Heronius_XVI: Treasure crates. I am sure of it. Wilco: Okay Brigsby: we're in a room Brigsby: with skeletons and crates Wilco: What is going on in this room Brigsby: we just got here Brigsby: there are skeletons Brigsby: and crates Wilco: Okay6 Slim_Bankshot: 14 does not pick the lock Brigsby: that is all Thorn_the_Gnoll: Figured not. Brigsby: I shall try my hand at Thievery again Brigsby: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+7: [3] = 10 Brigsby: nope Lucas_Strongbow: I'll give it a go Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [6] = 16 Slim_Bankshot: lucas Slim_Bankshot: you fiddle with the lock, Poen: We went down the left passageway. It closed behind us and the floor turned mushy. We ran for it. We came to a door. We picked the lock. Now we are in the room with skeletons and crates. Slim_Bankshot: and the sade of the crate falls open Slim_Bankshot: side Lucas_Strongbow: "Guys, I unlocked this crate!" Poen: W Heronius_XVI: ... Poen: "What's in it?" Slim_Bankshot: a pile of gold coins spill out Lucas_Strongbow: ! Poen: Dibs. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah that looks like treasure. Lucas_Strongbow: Fuck you, I opened it Heronius_XVI: Gold Coins! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/HeroniusReaction.jpg Brigsby dives into the pile of coins, scooping up as many as possible Heronius_XVI: I had that one prepared. Fingers: I kick one of the other chests with my ROCK FOOT Poen starts shoveling up coins. Fingers: 1d20+1 athletics Fortuna: Fingers, athletics: [9] = 10 Heronius_XVI: I take out my money sack. Poen: How many more crates are there? Heronius_XVI: I get it ready for money. Slim_Bankshot: And kick a hole on the brittle and aged wood Slim_Bankshot: 3 crrates Fingers: Rock foot wins again Fingers: All praise be to rock and roll Heronius_XVI: Magic missle on the last crate. Wilco: wait what happened to the skeletons Slim_Bankshot: More, identicle gold coins Thorn_the_Gnoll: We don't know, they're just there. Heronius_XVI: They are about to come to life. Lucas_Strongbow: They were guarding the gold Heronius_XVI: Then be murderd Slim_Bankshot: brb Lucas_Strongbow: Unless these coins are cursed Lucas_Strongbow: Pirates of the Carribbean style Fingers: I bite one of the coins, to see if it's cursed. Poen: In the meantime, we may as well loot. Fingers: 1d20+8 arcana Fortuna: Fingers, arcana: [5] = 13 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or they're those coins that are actually monsters that eat people. Slim_Bankshot: fingers Lucas_Strongbow: The whole room is a mouth Slim_Bankshot: you bite down on the coin, Fingers: If the coin bites back, I'ma freak the fuck out Poen: You bit down ... and YOU DIE. Wilco: Rats Poen: Ahem. Sorry. Fingers: You've mixed up your tenses, man! Lucas_Strongbow: Good game fingers, good game Brigsby: it's chocolate Slim_Bankshot: and it squishes. The wrapper bends and something sweet spills into your mouth Fingers: If it's chocolate, I'ma freak out. With glee! Fingers: YES Brigsby: YESSS Wilco: YES!! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hero's hopes are now crushed. Fingers: Got a pic for that, Hero? Hahahaha Wilco: I dive in and start devouring all the chocolate Fingers: Fuck them, my chocolate Wilco: 1d20 acrobatics Fortuna: Wilco, acrobatics: [13] = 13 Poen: It's chocolate? Poen: It's really chocolate? Poen: ... Fingers: 1d20 +1 athletics to clothesline Wilco Fortuna: Fingers, athletics to clothesline Wilco: [13] = 14 Wilco: I don't even bother unwrapping Poen grabs more of the coins and starts eating. Wilco: I just shove it down Slim_Bankshot: do your characters know what chocolate is? Wilco: yes Wilco: I'm a fat man Poen: Chocolate is universal Fingers: My athletics beats wilco's acrobatics Wilco: of course I know what chocolate is Poen: Chocolate is love Brigsby: We know that it is delicious Lucas_Strongbow: I've heard stories about it Poen: Chocolate is amazing Slim_Bankshot: Also, Fingers: I fill my bag with 1,000 GP worth of chocolate coins. Slim_Bankshot: brb guys Fingers: (As in, if they're gold-wrappered coins, I grab 1,000 of 'em Heronius_XVI: Chocolate is just as gooood!!! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/HeroniusCoins.jpg Thorn_the_Gnoll: This leads to a good question, why are there skeletons in a room with crates of chocolate coins? Wilco: they are chocolate skeletons Lucas_Strongbow: Chocolate allergy Fingers: Because the universe has finally decided to smile upon us Wilco: they defend chocolate from evil doers such as us Thorn_the_Gnoll: You're a paladin. Heronius_XVI: They suck at it. Fingers: So it sent these chocolate-transporters here to die Brigsby: it's magic chocolate that makes you eat until your stomach bursts Wilco: Oh no Wilco: *explodes* Poen: "Weak." Lucas_Strongbow: Good game wilco, good game Poen: "So, about the stairs ... should we start heading towards those now?" Slim_Bankshot: ok sorry Lucas_Strongbow: After the great chocolate binge Brigsby: no one hears you over the noisy chocolate munching Wilco: This day will be known as the day evil chocolate killed a whole group of adventurers Fingers: Fuck stairs, they can wait. I have to fill my chocolate hoard. Poen: Fair enough. Thorn_the_Gnoll: While everyone is eating chocolate I'll check out the dead skeletons. Slim_Bankshot: Also, the crates have strange writing on them Wilco: I start cramming chocolate into my bag Wilco: while still eating chocolate Lucas_Strongbow: It turns out with us, our lust for gold is second only to our lust for chocolate Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+8 Perception on dead skeleton dudes. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Perception on dead skeleton dudes.: [11] = 19 Slim_Bankshot: can anyone detect language? Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/TooMuch.jpg Wilco: I think I can Igfig: The skeletons appear to be somewhat dismembered Lucas_Strongbow: I have Elven Poen: Do I have a bag? Is it assumed that we all have bags? Because if I do, I'm also bagging these chocolate coins. Brigsby: I have Draconic Wilco: I do too lucas Igfig: Everyone has bags Poen: I am loading up on chocolate. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I hope it isn't abyssal writing on the chocolate coin crates. Wilco: Maybe it is a spell of freshness Wilco: or a spell of tastyness Brigsby: Speaking of that Fingers: History check to see if I can recognize the writing Fingers: 1d20+8 History Fortuna: Fingers, History: [13] = 21 Brigsby: I throw my Stone of Freshness into my bag of chocolate coins Fingers: Thievery check to steal Brig's stone of Freshness and put it in my own bag of chocolate Fingers: 1d20+3 Thievery Fortuna: Fingers, Thievery: [4] = 7 Fingers: Boo Wilco: HAH Brigsby: no Wilco: Brigsby keeps it on a rope around his neck Wilco: you can't just steal it Fingers: Not when it's in his bag! Brigsby: for just such an occasion Fingers: It was just a joke, that's why I was so obvious about reaching for it, a joke guys! Wilco: You know if I cleaned off that dildo right now, and we had to fight the super poo, all the chocolate would be lost under the poo Fingers: Haha, haha? Heronius_XVI: I would set your crotch on fire. Forever. Brigsby narrows his eyes Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco on the head with Wilco's helmet. Slim_Bankshot: OK guys Wilco: I won't, I think I'll save it for when we are all about to die by enemy hands, I will throw the cleaned dildo at the enemies, and the poo will murder them Poen: Dildo? Super poo? Wilco: then us, but at least we will have time to escape Slim_Bankshot: now that you have a shitton of chocolate coins Brigsby: long story Slim_Bankshot: what? Thorn_the_Gnoll: You don't want to know. Heronius_XVI: Poen, you don't want to know. Wilco: just umm... continue slim Lucas_Strongbow: It's a horrible episode in our past Lucas_Strongbow: I still have nightmares Poen: I'll take your word for it Brigsby: Fingers got a 21 on History to see if he recognized the language Slim_Bankshot: Nope Lucas_Strongbow: would perception tell me anything? Fingers: And all my arcana check from earlier determined was that the coins were chocolate? Slim_Bankshot: There is one set of stairs out Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+13: [20] = 33 Fingers: No spells in the chocolate (that I know of?) Slim_Bankshot: Probably not Lucas_Strongbow: Well...fuck Heronius_XVI: I will attempt a history check as well. Heronius_XVI: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d20+11: [11] = 22 Slim_Bankshot: Fingers Poen: Is insight useful here at all? Lucas_Strongbow: Not really Slim_Bankshot: your mouth determined they were chocolate Wilco: delicious delicious chocolate Poen: Should we head for the stairs? Brigsby: awesome Brigsby: Ok, let's go up the stairs Fingers: What did my arcana check determine? Lucas_Strongbow: Surely between us we speak all the languages Thorn_the_Gnoll gnaws on one of the bones. Slim_Bankshot: apparently not Wilco: anyways, let's go up those stairs Thorn_the_Gnoll: We've got draconian, elven, dwarven, abyssal, common. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think we have goblin, giant, or supernal. Lucas_Strongbow: Or deep speech Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or deep speech. Fingers: Or deep speech Lucas_Strongbow: Or... Wilco: Or deep speech Brigsby: Or Thri-Keen Wilco: What about ghost? Fingers: G-g-g-ghost!? Lucas_Strongbow: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Igfig: That's not a language Lucas_Strongbow: I speak the language of love Fingers: S-s-s-stutter! Heronius_XVI: Om nom nom http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/FingersChoco.jpg Wilco: Fingers, I'll give you a scooby snack to go lead that ghost into our trap Lucas_Strongbow: Heronius is adorable Wilco: I mean a cream corn snack Poen: I speak the language of chocolate Fingers: Zoinks! Brigsby: OK THE PARTY FILLS THEIR BAGS WITH CHOCOLATE THEN GOES UP THE STAIRS Wilco: INDEED Slim_Bankshot: OK THEN! Wilco: CAPSLOCK Thorn_the_Gnoll: Minus Thorn, who I don't think can eat chocolate. Chocolate is bad for dogs, so yeah. Poen: i'm a rebel Slim_Bankshot: At thetop of the stairs is a set of double doors Slim_Bankshot: Nothing special here Wilco: Let's barge through them Fingers: Let's rush the doors! Wilco: As the fattest one I volunteer Poen: Push through them. Gently. Fingers: Just... just smash into them! Fingers: yeah! Fingers: WHOO Fingers: SUGAR RUSH Slim_Bankshot: guys Wilco: I charge at the door to smash it open Fingers: 1d20+1 athletics to slam into the doors Fortuna: Fingers, athletics to slam into the doors: [15] = 16 Lucas_Strongbow: Chocolate handprints all over the doors Wilco: 1d20+7 athletics to smash the door open Fortuna: Wilco, athletics to smash the door open: [12] = 19 Poen: It'd be funny if it was actually a "pull to open" door. Slim_Bankshot: remember the house that lead in here. sorta? Fingers: Saving throws against tummyaches Poen: Yes. Fingers: I remember nothing except chocolate Thorn_the_Gnoll: The weird building, yup. Wilco: yes Slim_Bankshot: where was it? jungle or junkyard area? Wilco: a city Wilco: surrounded by junkyard Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Slim_Bankshot: OK Poen: ... are we going to be crushed by garbage the moment we open the door? Slim_Bankshot: You barge out into the daytime Poen: "MY EYES." Wilco: POEN IS A VAMPIRE Slim_Bankshot: you just came from within a large building Poen: I'm a dwarf. I like the earth. Lucas_Strongbow: KILL Poen: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T KILL ME IF I WENT ALONG WITH YOU. Slim_Bankshot: there are other large buildings around Fingers: I'm unaffected, since my hair constantly hangs in front of my eyes. Brigsby squints Poen: Slim, am I familiar with any of these buildings? Slim_Bankshot: all are overgrown Slim_Bankshot: Poen Slim_Bankshot: you have never BEEN here, Wilco: so yes he does Slim_Bankshot: but have heard stories of an old industrial complex on the forest side Poen: "Hey guys, I think I heard a bedtime story about a place like this before." Fingers: Did it end with everyone being eaten by a monster? Brigsby: "What about it?" Lucas_Strongbow: Is this where we can find a ship? Slim_Bankshot: Also the grass is very tall Wilco: It was probably called Goodnight Murderhole Wilco: knowing our luck Lucas_Strongbow: I know nature, I am in the fucking zone Poen: "It's sort of just a place that's supposed to be here. A industrial complex. But it was abandoned. Kind of like Atlantis, except not at all." Fingers: Wait a minute, guys. Industrial Complex means there's probably something around here we can grab, if we look hard enough. Fingers: Maybe even something awesome Brigsby: "What's Atlantis?" Wilco: If by that you mean a ship than yes! Heronius_XVI: I am always okay with looting. Fingers: MAYBE even something KICK-AWESOME Wilco: Something kickin rad! Fingers: Something awesome rad! Wilco: Possibly even a beartato!! Wilco: Is it assumed nedroid is universal? Heronius_XVI: Obv Wilco: Okay Igfig: yes Brigsby: If we don't meet beartato at some point I will be sad Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: you hear rustling in the grass Lucas_Strongbow: Reginald? Wilco: Reginald will probably light us all on fire by accident Lucas_Strongbow: Or ask us to ride bikes Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, nature or perception on the rustling? Poen: "I'd like to ride bikes." Brigsby: "What's a bike?" Wilco: Or athletics to tackle? Slim_Bankshot: Suddenly Poen: Both my nature and perception only has a +5 mod, someone else do it. Fingers: I throw a chocolate coin at it Wilco: my nature and perception are 0 Wilco: 0 mod I mean Poen: "Chocolate waster." Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+8 perception. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, perception.: [4] = 12 Fingers: 1d20+1 basic ranged attack Fortuna: Fingers, basic ranged attack: [6] = 7 Lucas_Strongbow: My nature and perception are +13 and +11, but I'll wait Poen: Booo. Check. Now. Please? Slim_Bankshot: a long neck supporting a single eye pops up. Inches from wilcos nose Wilco: 1d20+7 athletics to tackle the creature Fortuna: Wilco, athletics to tackle the creature: [2] = 9 Fingers: I got a sackload of chocolate coins, and very little self-control, BRING IT ON Wilco: crap Slim_Bankshot: it blinks a few times, Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Nature on the creature Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, Nature on the creature: [3] = 14 Lucas_Strongbow: ... Slim_Bankshot: then drops int the grass Poen: I tickle it. Poen: ... Fingers: Lucas, you are the worst at nature Slim_Bankshot: you see the grass rustly as many things run away Lucas_Strongbow: I know Fingers: No! stop, come back! Wilco: AlphaKennyBuddy is going to come and watch this session Lucas_Strongbow: ewoks Slim_Bankshot: making a frightened noise Igfig: sure Fingers: Little friends, I have enough chocolate for you all! Wilco: Oh crap, not ewoks Brigsby: I climb onto Thorn's shoulders again Fingers: C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E~! Slim_Bankshot: (think 'scared zoidberg') Poen: "Oh no! COME BACK, EYESTALK!!" Wilco: Brigsby it would make more sense if you got into his backpack Slim_Bankshot: Uhg. Guys Slim_Bankshot: Guys Poen: ? Wilco: It's nibbler isn't it Wilco: ? Fingers: yes, slim? Slim_Bankshot: my arm is starting to hurt from doing all the typing one handed Brigsby: It's a grass version of the trash compactor monster from Star Wars Slim_Bankshot: I need to take a break Poen: Take a brea Poen: *break Fingers: Sounds good to me, I need to make some dinner ennywats Fingers: ennyways* Wilco: and I need to go to the bathroom and get some late dinner Wilco: so is there going to be a break? Poen: Yes. Poen: Please? Igfig: short break Igfig: and then I'll take over for a bit I think Wilco: okay Alphakennybuddy joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: Hi Alpha Igfig: we're just in the middle of a short break Alphakennybuddy: Ah. Heronius_XVI: Everyone is acting silly. http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Everybodyissilly.jpg Alphakennybuddy: I'll just sit and watch you guys for a bit. Igfig: they were in a tunnel, found their way to an underground area with a hoard of chocolate coins, then got back above ground Poen: Hey Alpha. Nice to meet you. Alphakennybuddy: Hey. Alphakennybuddy: Uh, nice to meet you too. Brigsby: You want a quick rundown of the characters? Alphakennybuddy: Sure. Brigsby: alrighty Igfig: Okay, are we ready to start again? Igfig: oh Alphakennybuddy: You can go ahead, I don't mind. Brigsby: so we're a band called Shetland Firestorm Heronius_XVI: I'll do up the cast page tomorrow. Heronius_XVI: Everyone can redirect there later. Brigsby: Brigsby is a hobbit sorceror Wilco: back Brigsby: Heronius is a human wizard Brigsby: Fingers is a human bard Fingers: Fingers is a golden god Brigsby: Lucas is a human Hunter(?) Wilco: Wilco is a Human Cavalier Brigsby: Thorn is a Gnoll Thief Heronius_XVI: Pictures! http://s367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/ Brigsby: Wilco is fat Wilco: yes Fingers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz3E4MckSw Fingers: That's Me Alphakennybuddy: Well, this is good to know. Poen: I'm not a part of this band. They're on my home planet. They threatened to kill me if I didn't join. Wilco: wilco weighs 300 pounds and wears platemail Wilco: fingers we need a password for tht Wilco: that Brigsby: Poen is a Dwarf warpriest Alphakennybuddy: Oh hey, Almost Famous. Alphakennybuddy: I like that movie. Lucas_Strongbow: Apparentlly that needs a...yeah Igfig: hero Fingers: You mean Heronius Brigsby: who joined us (against her will) Poen: Just to be clear, Poen the dwarf is a guy. Poen the player is a girl. Brigsby: oh Wilco: oh Lucas_Strongbow: We can't seem to get to grips with that Wilco: when are we starting again? Brigsby: that's because I made the character before I actually knew you were a girl Poen: Sorry, my bad, really. Should be more explicit about it. Alphakennybuddy: Uh-huh. Poen: No worries. The character works as a guy. Igfig: I think we can do that now Brigsby: yeah, works either way Wilco: Okay then Igfig: start, I mean Alphakennybuddy: I wish I had joined this sooner, this all sounds really... interesting. Igfig: okay Heronius_XVI: Do I need to give me a description? Wilco: Alpha needs to wait until he gets back to his computer before he can join Brigsby: do you? Igfig: shrug Heronius_XVI: Screw that.. Heronius_XVI: I burn things. Poen: It is interesting. Insane, but interesting. I joined pretty recently, actually. Igfig: you want to talk about that more, go to ooc Fingers: Be back in a sec, gotta check on the goings-ons in the kitchens Alphakennybuddy: No, I just need to wait to get back home where I have a regular schedule and a good internet connection. Heronius_XVI: This is all of me! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Heronius.jpg Alphakennybuddy: Which should be sometime in early August. Lucas_Strongbow: Hero we need a password for that album apparently Poen: Oh, okay. Heronius_XVI: really? Poen: Heronius is a stud. Wilco: So anyways, one eyed monsters running away like zoidburg in tall grass Poen: Lucas, I think that was frozenpie Igfig: So, little one-eyed critters running away Heronius_XVI: password is: pwotter Igfig: they've got three legs and little tentacles on their sides Poen: 1d20+5 nature check on critters Fortuna: Poen, nature check on critters: [19] = 24 Igfig: if you've seen an otyugh, they look a lot like one of those Igfig: but much smaller Igfig: and a /lot/ cleanee Igfig: r Lucas_Strongbow: I'm in that comic Lucas_Strongbow: YES Alphakennybuddy: That... that's an interesting album. Brigsby: oh, an otyugh, of course Wilco: very Brigsby: (what's an otyugh?) Wilco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Wilco: http://gamerocket.net/images/NB44_Lifeleech_Otyugh.jpg Poen: IT'S HIDEOUS. Poen: But these ones are smaller and cuter, right? Right? Igfig: http://images.wikia.com/pathfinder/images/2/25/Otyugh.jpg Igfig: yes Igfig: quite a lot cuter Poen: I run after the creatures. Wilco: It's hard to imagine those as cute Wilco: well actually just give them really big eyes and it sort of works Igfig: little nubby teeth, one eye instead of a bunch Alphakennybuddy: Did Cthulhu and Zoidberg have a love child? Igfig: smooth tentacles Wilco: "should we follow those?" Fingers: Yes I think that is a good idea let's give chase fellows LESGOOOOOOOOO Wilco: "Poen, do you know what they are?" Igfig: they scurry through the grass and across an open patch of ground Igfig: actually, that's not just a patch of ground Fingers: Fingers takes off after them in a full sprint Igfig: that looks like a roaf Wilco: They're escaping! Igfig: road Wilco: I chase off after them too Fingers: Heedless of oncoming danger Wilco: Can I try and tackle one? Wilco: I think we need a mascot Igfig: they scurry away down the road Igfig: sure, you can try Wilco: and these things are perfect for it Fingers: (Fingers is still in the throes of a massive sugar rush) Wilco: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+7: [5] = 12 Wilco: fuck Wilco: Fortuna hates me today Fingers: Buddy friends come back we just want to ROCK YOU Wilco: oh yeah Wilco: does the sugar rush give a bonus? Fingers: Impromptu guitar solo of FRIENDSHIP Fingers: 1d20+10 perform Fortuna: Fingers, perform: [5] = 15 Fingers: It's hard to play guitar while running Igfig: you dive at one, but it gives off a whoop and scurries to the side, wilco Wilco: Bastard! Wilco: I give chase to it Wilco: shouting "I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRRIIEEENNDDD" Poen: Are we rolling athletics to tackle it? Igfig: they are likewise unmoved by the music Fingers: Please tell me we are chasing these things in a big circle, while everyone eles just watches from the center Lucas_Strongbow: Can I try another nature check to tame these...savage beasts? Wilco: "Give me a chase theme Fingers!" Igfig: Athletics to catch up, first of all Brigsby: I sing a song to bring them back to us Wilco: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+7: [6] = 13 Brigsby: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+10: [12] = 22 Fingers: 1d20+1 athletics to catch up Fortuna: Fingers, athletics to catch up: [2] = 3 Wilco: OH GOD DAMMIT Poen: 1d10+1 athletics to catch up Fortuna: Poen, athletics to catch up: [5] = 6 Fingers: Hahahahahahaha Igfig: you've got to catch one before you can tame it Fingers: We are so out of shape Poen: Damn it. Wilco: Well I am 300 pounds Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+8: [18] = 26 Lucas_Strongbow: Bam Poen: AGAIN. Poen: 1d10+1 athletics to catch up Fortuna: Poen, athletics to catch up: [3] = 4 Wilco: YEAH LUCAS Poen: Yeah, Fortuna hates me. Igfig: most of you are pretty out of shape, and the otyughs way outrun you Brigsby: Come back to us, my tiny friends, you have no need to fear! Poen: We're counting on you, Lucas. Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 nature Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, nature: [19] = 30 Lucas_Strongbow: BAM Wilco: wow Igfig: as you start to lag, they stop too, at the sound of Hero's song Fingers: Tiny *gasp* friends! Please *pant* don't run! We just *wheeze* want to BE FRIEEEEENDS! Wilco: Lucas how much are you paying Fortuna Thorn_the_Gnoll: In chocolate. Igfig: whereupon Lucas leaps off of a roof and grabs one Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fortuna loves chocolate, right? Fortuna blushes. Thorn_the_Gnoll: See, called it.k Wilco: It is true! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Minus the k. Igfig: and... I guess hugs one until it stops struggling Fingers: LUCAS! GIVE IT A HUG! Wilco: Lucas bring that thing over here Fingers: YES Brigsby: We love you guys, you know it's true, so why not come back here? Wilco: We need to think of a name for this Wilco: Now that we have a mascot Poen: "I want a chance to hug it too." Fingers: Buddy the cirbozoid Wilco: cirbozoid? Wilco: I was thinking Mop junior Wilco: he could... is it a he? Lucas_Strongbow: "shh, shh, I'm not gonna hurt you. Want some chocolate?" Fingers: Hell no, mop doesn't need a sidekick Brigsby: We'll give you sweets, just harmless coins, so come on back to us Poen offers chocolate to creature. Wilco: O Wilco: NO Wilco: what if it is related to dogs?! Fingers: Guys, don't you know that some aminals are not good with chocolate! Igfig: it tries to wrap a tentacle around the coin, but can't grasp it very well Lucas_Strongbow: Good point Fingers: We should give it some liquor instead. Wilco: I say we call him Winky Lucas_Strongbow: I'm naming him, I caught him Wilco: Fine... Poen drops the coin on the ground. "Oh no! Maybe next time, cookie." Brigsby: And if you're good, act as you should, you'll come on our big bus! Lucas_Strongbow: Admiral Winky Fingers: Lucas, teach it to speak! Igfig: the coin falls to the ground, and the otyugh goes for it Fingers: YES Wilco: YES Fingers: Admiral Winky is the best name Brigsby: ok, my song is done Poen: "Little thing really likes chocolate." Igfig: it's pretty cute, like a cat trying to grab a laser dot Lucas_Strongbow: Pet names are always better with a rank Wilco: Admiral Winky is the best Igfig: eventually it gets the coin open and eats the chocolate Igfig: with a bit of a whirring noise Lucas_Strongbow: And immediately dies Poen: "..." Igfig: that sounds like pleasure Poen pets Admiral Winky. Lucas_Strongbow: It's purring! Wilco: AAAAAAWWWW Igfig: it then spends a few minutes crinkling the wrapper Poen: That's adorable! Wilco: I pet it too Heronius_XVI: I am thoroughly disgusted. Wilco: Hero you don't like anything happy Wilco: I'm starting to think you hate happiness itself Lucas_Strongbow: I am the Admiral Winky whisperer Heronius_XVI: Perhaps. Poen: "What's wrong, Heronius?" Poen: "Hey, I gave it the chocolate." Heronius_XVI: I like money. Wilco: We need to get admiral winky a tiny helmet Heronius_XVI: These things are not creating money. Fingers: I toss like, 6 chocolate coins on the ground near the other ones (Are they still here?) Heronius_XVI: Therefore they are not particularly useful to me. Heronius_XVI: on the other hand... Igfig: they all ran off when Lucas jumped on Admiral WInky Wilco: We could gather a group of them and make circus preformers from them Heronius_XVI: Maybe I could sell them. Fingers: Heronius, have you ever SEEN the exotic animal market? Fingers: It's retarded how much people will pay for shit like this. Heronius_XVI: Perfect. Igfig: you think you can see them a ways down the road, in a townwards direction Heronius_XVI: Round them up. Wilco: Shoot an arrow Heronius_XVI: We will extort the upper class with these worthless creatures. Lucas_Strongbow: I approach them cautiously, holding chocolate Poen: Don't shoot them!! Lucas_Strongbow: Bringing the Admiral to reassure them Fingers: Make sure to get both sexes. Or... all sexes, I dunno how these things work. Wilco: FIRE Igfig: they run again Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco with his own helmet again. Wilco: I'm wearing my helmet Poen: Damnit, Wilco! Fingers: Give chase! Wilco: how would you do thsat Wilco: that* Fingers: 1d20+1 athletics! Fortuna: Fingers, athletics!: [16] = 17 Thorn_the_Gnoll: By picking it up on your head and smacking you with it, this isn't rocket science here. Poen: 1d20+1 athletics Fortuna: Poen, athletics: [11] = 12 Lucas_Strongbow: Is there any way to make Admiral Winky tell them to trust us? Fingers: What's the DC for catching one of these things Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10 Stealth check Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Stealth check: [17] = 27 Igfig: they're already not too close Igfig: and no, they don't talk Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, I'm just gonna sneak up on them. Poen: They don't communicate at all? What about the purring? Igfig: but Thorn is able to sneak up on them, yes Lucas_Strongbow: Can't they see me being nice to one of them, wouldn't that help? Poen continues to pet Admiral Winky. Igfig: evidently that's not how they think Fingers: So, how did my athletics check do? Do I keep up, close in on them, fall behind? Lucas_Strongbow: Well, screw them Lucas_Strongbow gives more chocolate to the Admiral Igfig: you maintained your distance, fingers, but didn't catch up Igfig: they're surprisingly quick on those stubby legs Wilco: We are all so out of shape Poen: Who has a good mod on their athletics? Wilco: I think we need a training montage Wilco: I have +7 Lucas_Strongbow: +8 Fingers: Can I make an acrobatic roll to do an acrobatic fucking pirouette over some shit and surprise them? Wilco: 1d2-+7 to catch up Thorn_the_Gnoll: So having snuck up on them, do I make an athletics check to try and nab one? Wilco: ? Wilco: Fortuna? Thorn_the_Gnoll: You screwed up Wilco Wilco: oops Wilco: so I did Igfig: or just an attack roll, thorn Wilco: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+7: [14] = 21 Wilco: yay Igfig: grab attack Thorn_the_Gnoll: That sounds better. Fingers: D&D 4E: Herding monsters for fun and profit Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe, what stat for a grab attack? Strength? Or my dex like my other attacks? Fingers: Also, athletics check to put some more oomph into it and catch up Fingers: 1d20+1 athletics Fortuna: Fingers, athletics: [16] = 17 Fingers: Same exact roll, what the hell. Igfig: Normally strength, but Dex would work here Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so just the dex modifier then. Wilco: 1d20+4 to catch one Fortuna: Wilco, to catch one: [9] = 13 Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+4 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+4: [9] = 13 Wilco: shit Wilco: haha Igfig: well Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thanks Wilco. Fingers: Haha, what the heck Poen: 1d20+1 to catch one Fortuna: Poen, to catch one: [5] = 6 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait, I snuck. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Combat advantage. Poen: Damn it. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 15. Fingers: Wait a minute, I got it Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not 13. Fingers: I want to assist Thorn, by herding the creatures towards his hiding place Fingers: Yay or nay? Poen: Same. What should I roll. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sounds yay to me. Igfig: Thorn juuust manages to grab one Heronius_XVI: Admiral winky! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/AdmiralWinky.jpg Lucas_Strongbow: I feel like this isn't constuctive Wilco: YES Poen immediately offers the new one chocolate Wilco: Admiral Winky is adorable Fingers: Heronius, you forgot the hat Wilco: Yeah hero, we gave him a tiny helmet Igfig: Wilco just barely misses again Wilco: Curses! Wilco: WAIT Poen: Wait, if he barely missed, does that mean he got it? Igfig: no Wilco: I'll use heroic effort to get +4 Poen: Aww ... Igfig: but he came close Wilco: 17 Igfig: oh, clever Wilco: Yay! Thorn_the_Gnoll holds the little eyeball thing up and looks at it. Wilco: Now we have 3 of them Fingers: Peon, check the scribblar real quick Fingers: We are going to use tactics! Poen: Kay. I see a circle Igfig: it wriggles out of your arms, but you grab it out of the air as it tumbles back toward the ground Poen: ... now a face. Poen: feed it chocolate Wilco: I feed the one I caught chocolate Wilco: They seem to like them Fingers: Dammit, I'm trying to tell you to get on the other side of the herd, and we'll chase them into each other Lucas_Strongbow: Guys, we are treading water Fingers: We can get back to adventuring in a bit, I got a plan here Igfig: and when you grabbed these, the others ran away even further Lucas_Strongbow: Igfig mentioned a town a while back, we should go that way Fingers: But I need a tiny friend for it to work Thorn_the_Gnoll is unsure what to do with the one he caught. Thorn_the_Gnoll gives it a sniff. Igfig: it's squirming like mad, thorn Wilco: Feed it chocolate Thorn Fingers: "Thorn, I'll give you half of my chocolate for that creature. Poen: Oh. Igfig: 1d20+6 vs. Reflex to escape Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Reflex to escape: [3] = 9 Poen: Are we still herding? Wilco: yes Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 to calm Thorn's whateverthesethingsarecalled Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, to calm Thorn's whateverthesethingsarecalled: [13] = 24 Heronius_XVI: Admiral winky! With Helmet! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/AdmiralWinky-2.jpg Poen: Also, can't Heronius cast a firewall to stop them from running away? Heronius_XVI: nope Heronius_XVI: I can make a fake one though Fingers: Ooh, there's a plan Igfig: they've gone off the road into some tangly grass and shrubs Lucas_Strongbow: I don't want to write LOL, but it seems appropriate for that picture Brigsby: I just wrote a song Wilco: Hero you are awesome Poen: Do it do it do it. Heronius_XVI: So far I've been standing around shaking my head at you people. Brigsby: As we came out from the tunnel piling out like from a funnel Poen: "Hero, pleeeeaaase! Look how adorable they are! Failing that, think of the money!" Brigsby: we found our party in a clearing and found a creature so endearing Heronius_XVI sighs Igfig: they may have burrows in there, you're not sure Brigsby: Had just one eye on a long neck we tried to catch him, failed our grab checks Heronius_XVI: I aid in the capture of wild creatures using magic. Lucas_Strongbow: Brigs, get down that burrow Brigsby: winky are you okay, winky are you okay, are you okay winky Brigsby: winky are you okay, winky are you okay, are you okay winky Brigsby: winky are you okay, winky are you okay, are you okay winky Fingers: Hahahaha Brigsby: we've been hit by we've been loved by A smooth tentacle Lucas_Strongbow: OW Igfig: dum dum Igfig: dada dum dum Igfig: dada dum dum Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, go to that town now? Igfig: dada dum DUM Heronius_XVI: I would prefer that, this seems like a waste of time. Fingers: Thoooorn, can I have that animal? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn hands the one he caught over to Brigsby since I think he's still on my back. Wilco: We need names for the two new ones now Heronius_XVI: You people can't even catch some stupid animals. Igfig: unless you guys think you can herd them out of their burrows Poen: No! More adorable creatures! I want one, pleeease. Fingers: I will love him and hug him and kiss him alllll day Lucas_Strongbow: I bring Winky with me, though Poen: Can we? Brigsby: Does my song attract more to us? Igfig: have you fed Thorn's anything? Wilco: I think we all should have one Igfig: Also, what about Wilco's? Poen feeds Thorn's creature a chocolate. Wilco: I fed it chocolate Igfig: 1d20+6 vs ref escape Fortuna: Igfig, vs ref escape: [15] = 21 Fingers: Wilco fed his Wilco: ouch Fingers: 1d20+1 athletics to catch it before it runs off Fortuna: Fingers, athletics to catch it before it runs off: [18] = 19 Igfig: oh crap, wilco Igfig: oh, good one Igfig: somebody give it nature Igfig: and somebody give thorn's some food Poen: I just did. Poen feeds Thorn's creature a chocolate. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Lucas nature'd mine earlier, and Poen just gave it some chocolate. Igfig: ah Lucas_Strongbow: I did do nature on Thorn's Fingers: I'll give this one a chocolate coin Igfig: okay, so you just need to do nature on the one Wilco got Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [9] = 20 Fingers: slightly unwrapped, to make it easier on the little buddy Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also I sniffed mine, what do they smell like? Poen: I'm going to unwrap some chocolate and leave it in a small pile in order to try and lure one out. I really want one. Lucas_Strongbow: You can have Admiral Winky if you want Poen: Igfig, will that work? Wilco: just do a cliche rope over stick on box with food under it Poen: Wait, really? Wilco: LUCAS HOW COULD YOU GIVE AWAY ADMIRAL WINKY Igfig: they smell kind of warm and dusty, tones of fresh-cut grass Wilco: Here poen Wilco: have mine Poen: Yay! Wilco: *Reluctantly gives Poen the creature he caught* Heronius_XVI sighs. Wilco: Take good care of him Poen snuggles the creature. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, well that's awfully nice smelling compared to the rest of the planet so far. Poen: I will, I will. You can count on me. Heronius_XVI: I am not going to make any money off of this escapade. Poen: But morale has certainly been raised. Igfig: it wraps tentacles around your head Wilco: Our morale is generally pretty high Igfig: and fiddles with your beard Poen feeds it chocolate. Lucas_Strongbow: And sucks out your brain Wilco: AAAAAAWWWWWWW Fingers: Thorn, may I have your grass-smelling creature? Poen: This. Is. Adorable. Wilco: Poen Wilco: Give him a name Lucas_Strongbow: He's no Admiral Winky. Admiral Winky has a helmet Poen: You caught him, I'll give you the honours of naming him. Wilco: Give him a monocle Wilco: You don't want my name Wilco: I was going to name him "The Doctor" Poen: That's a perfectly fine name. Poen hereby dubs the creature "The Doctor" Wilco: Yay! Wilco: Then we have Admiral Winky, The Doctor, and whatever the third one is going to be named Brigsby: I name mine Corporal Fancybottom Wilco: Then it's decided Poen: Awesome. Wilco: Admiral Winky, The Doctor, and Corporal Fancybottom Poen: This has been the best day ever. Lucas_Strongbow: They deserve a spinoff Wilco: Like a powerpuff girls type thing? Poen: Except way more awesome. Poen: Anyway, Heronius, you said something about a town? Wilco: Oh yeah Igfig: okay, so since some of you have been straining at the bit for a while now Igfig: are you ready to continue on toward the town? Wilco: Also do we carry them in our backpacks like C3P0? Fingers: I guess :( Poen: Screw that. The Doctor is going on my shoulder. Fingers: Fingers is feeling pretty de-rocked right now. Fingers: Mood status: Light contemporary. Wilco: I pull out my keytar and start playing a mournful toon for fingers Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/PoenandDoctor.jpg Wilco: yeesss Poen: Heronius, I love you. Lucas_Strongbow: There isn't a picture of me and the admiral. This will not do Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, town Poen makes sure that The Doctor is comfortable on his shoulder and starts heading to town. Wilco: I start walking towards the town Igfig: ... Igfig: I think I'm not seeing what you're writing Igfig: excuse me Fingers: ruh roh Igfig left #pwot_dnd. Wilco: ZOINKS Lucas_Strongbow: Ru roh Igfig joined #pwot_dnd. Brigsby: Jinkies Poen: To recap, I said this: Wilco: does fred have a catch phrase? Poen makes sure that The Doctor is comfortable on his shoulder and starts heading to town. Poen: ... Fred? Like, chipmunk-voiced Fred? Thorn_the_Gnoll: We're off and on our way to town then. Wilco: No Wilco: Fred from scooby doo Poen: Good. Brigsby: Fred's catch phrase is "let's split up" Wilco: also "I've got a plan" Brigsby: anyway, town! Wilco: Onwards! Wilco: I start walking towards the town Lucas_Strongbow: PUPPY POWER Lucas_Strongbow: I am so sorry Fingers: I give Corporal Fancybottom a hat, to denote his new rank. Wilco: Like a top hat? Thorn_the_Gnoll: A corporal's cap. Wilco: I see Poen: The Doctor should get something. He can have a sonic screwdriver pen. Igfig: or funky hair Fingers: Thanks to heronius: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/PaperHat.jpg Igfig: but that's beside the point Poen: Ok. So we're heading to town. Poen: Do we see anything noteworthy on the way there? Igfig: Let's say... no, because it's already taken you way too long to get here Wilco: Okay Igfig: by some incredible stroke of luck, you don't encounter any monsters or marauders or anything Poen: Awesome. Poen: So we're in the town? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow. Igfig: and get back to town fairly quickly Wilco: Wow Poen: What do we see? Wilco: The universe has been kind to us Fingers: Is this an actual town, or is it the run-down, plant covered complex? Lucas_Strongbow: Find me someone who sells ships Wilco: Or the parts to build a ship Fingers: Or just some metal, and we'll figure the rest out ourselves. Wilco: I don't like the sound of that Wilco: should I roll a streetsmart to try and find someone that sells ships? Heronius_XVI: I will not fly in anything we build. Wilco: if it's a town I mean Wilco: streetwise** Igfig2 joined #pwot_dnd. Poen: Maybe in a bit. Lucas_Strongbow: We could just ask Poen: Ig? Is everything okay? Poen: Internet being wonky? Igfig2: yeah, mibbit problems Igfig2: I was about to ask someone to kick Igfig, but Slim doesn't appear to be an op Igfig2: and it's hard to get Fortuna to do these things Igfig quit. Igfig2: ah, good Igfig2: back in a moment Igfig2 left #pwot_dnd. Poen: "Guys, I think I know this town. There's an aritficer who lives here, called Gerom. He's your best bet for materials." Poen: Oh woops, Ig left? I'll repost that in a bit Lucas_Strongbow: Artificer? Igfig joined #pwot_dnd. Poen: "Guys, I think I know this town. There's an aritficer who lives here, called Gerom. He's your best bet for materials." Fingers: "Guys, I think I know this town. There's a woman over there, on channer street, who'll do *amazing* things for ten bucks." Igfig: Poen, this is the town where you live Igfig: you should know this town, yes Poen: Oh. Fingers: Haha, he got back sooner than I expected Heronius_XVI: How much does thei gerom charge? Brigsby: brb Poen: Correction: "There's an artificer who lives here, called Gerom. He's your best bet for materials. Also, HOME SWEET HOME." Heronius_XVI: Can we pay him in chocolate? Heronius_XVI: Or rocks? Wilco: "Do you know if anyone sells ships?" Poen: "He's sort of old and senile. I hate to say this, but you could probably get away with not paying if you're sneaky enough." Wilco: "Or anyone who might have one?" Heronius_XVI: Perfect Lucas_Strongbow: I like this plan Igfig: So yeah, the town is build along the shores of a big round lake at the middle of the city Poen: "No one sells or has anything but fishing ships. We don't do space travel here. Heronius_XVI: Free is the best price to buy things at. Poen: brb Wilco: Hmm Lucas_Strongbow: Well, I'm sure we could commision one from this Gerom Wilco: Well we should go see this Gerom go Wilco: Where is he? Fingers: I want a fishing ship. Can I get directions from Poen and head to the dockmaster's place? Fingers: While you guys advance the plot? Wilco: Why do you need a fishing ship?> Fingers: Why does anyone need anything? Lucas_Strongbow: For fishing Fingers: For ADVENTURE Thorn_the_Gnoll: Might join in on the fishing. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn's probably pretty hungry. Wilco: you're right, he hasn't eaten in 20 minues Wilco: minutes* Slim_Bankshot: ig? Thorn_the_Gnoll: He hasn't eaten since probably a while before we landed/almost crashed the ship. Heronius_XVI: Fingers' idea of "fishing" http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Fingersfishing.jpg Igfig quit. Slim_Bankshot: huh... Slim_Bankshot: Igfig left us Fingers: Fuck that, I'ma find me a sweet-ass mermaid and seranade her tail off. Slim_Bankshot: And BONE Slim_Bankshot: SEX ON THE BEACH! Fingers: SAX ON THE BEACH Fingers: WORLDS COLLIDE Slim_Bankshot: HOT, INTERSPECIES SEX IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE BED! Slim_Bankshot: BAND! Fingers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws Igfig joined #pwot_dnd. Fingers: Welcome back, Igfig! Igfig: I'm having some serious internet issues right now Fingers: Dadgummit Igfig: on my other computer, at least Fingers: We gonna have to pause for the evening? Igfig: this one could go any moment, though Igfig: nah Igfig: Slim is still the DM Slim_Bankshot: Fingers is busy sexing up a mermaid anyway Lucas_Strongbow: Take to that Artificer guy Lucas_Strongbow: It's ship time Igfig: I said something like, Gerom was the guy who made the magic and blackpower weapons that some of the townsfolk use Igfig: *blackpower Igfig: *blackpowder Slim_Bankshot: So, you guys are in town looking for a ship now? Wilco: yes Fingers: Igfig, did you get my message? Vis a vis me trying to purchase a fishing boat? Igfig: and as Poen said a while back, if you want to find a real seafaring ship like a galleon you'd probably want to go to Phalant, further north Heronius_XVI: Mermaid? http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Mermaid.jpg Igfig: I did not, Fingers Brigsby: oh god, Hero Fingers: I want to find the dockmaster in town. And have a chat with him about fishing boats, and their purchase therein Slim_Bankshot: here is the mermaid I scribbled up real quick: http://api.ning.com/files/BRRoUGtcBAGpyZHSIo*IC3-dfQrAgc4ThSGuKCqPONXDXIEvHDj7SxN-HJxHix33joiIrfDsdmsEfqboGzFro0TjU6EkQRXH/sexy_mermaid2.jpg Igfig: Slim will have to handle that--I'm trying to keep my internet from dying Igfig: also, hmmmmmm Slim_Bankshot: Ig, you can leave if you want Slim_Bankshot: I can finish up here Igfig: sokay, I'm still okay on this computer Slim_Bankshot: Alright Igfig: I'll keep an eye on this over here Slim_Bankshot: So, dockmaster Fingers: Yes! Wilco: why do we need to go to a cockmaster? We need a space ship, not a fishing ship, unless we plan on converting one to a space ship Wilco: oh god, dockmaster, I swear Lucas_Strongbow: Freudian slip much? Slim_Bankshot: Sure you do wilco. Sure you do. Heronius_XVI: I refuse to draw that. Lucas_Strongbow: Do it Lucas_Strongbow: Draw the cockmaster Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details. Wilco: ANYWAYS Wilco: DOCKMASTER Lucas_Strongbow: Shut up fortuna Heronius_XVI: Photobucket would delete it in like 20 seconds Slim_Bankshot: Nonsense Slim_Bankshot: I have much worse things on PB Wilco: that is untrue, I have a picture of a cartoon big veiny dick I drew for pwot ages ago Wilco: it's been there for years Slim_Bankshot: .... Ahem. Thorn_the_Gnoll: This statement does not help your case Wilco. Lucas_Strongbow: So, yeah, Dockmaster Lucas_Strongbow: Or artificer, Gerom or whatever it was Slim_Bankshot: Sooo... Look by the docks? Fingers: To the docks! Wilco: ... Wilco: fine Poen: I'm back. I see I missed a brilliant Freudian Slip. Poen: To the docks? Wilco: yes Wilco: I can't help but see cocks whenever you say docks now Igfig quit. Igfig joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: ig is having mibbit ussues so I am mostly in charge Slim_Bankshot: god help us all Igfig: I may have solved them, but time will tell Igfig: are you all going to the dockmaster, or some to there and some to Gerom? Igfig: or what Lucas_Strongbow: "I can't help but see cocks" Wilco: let's split up Wilco: and look for clues Wilco: for a ship Fingers: Who wants to come to the dockmaster with me? Fingers: Who wants to go see Gerom? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmmm.... Lucas_Strongbow: I'm going to Gerom Slim_Bankshot: ... I'll sit here and wait for you guys to make up your goddamn minds Lucas_Strongbow: Gerom is spaceship Lucas_Strongbow: Sort of Brigsby: I'm going with them Wilco: I'll go to gerom too Poen: I'll go to Gerom. Igfig: Okay, Gerom-goers in the other thread, dockmaster-goers here Wilco: Looks like we're going to Gerom Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'll keep Fingers company. Wilco: cockmasters stay here Slim_Bankshot: I'd like to sleep eventually Igfig: as would I Slim_Bankshot: should we wind this down? Igfig: Perhaps, yeah Igfig: This being a town, you will be able to buy and sell things, etc Poen: If you guys are tired, this is fine for me. Slim_Bankshot: So Poen Slim_Bankshot: you know the town Igfig: so before you get down to the business of ships and stuff Slim_Bankshot: tell us about it Wilco: maybe we should go about our business first Igfig: you should take care of lesser business, like selling loot Heronius_XVI: Indeed Heronius_XVI: Its hagglin time Poen: Not selling any of my chocolate, man. Wilco: I suck at hagglin Wilco: I might see what I can get for this dildo Igfig: and I agree with Slim: Poen, tell us more about the town of Horkon Heronius_XVI: What an awful name. Igfig: yeah Lucas_Strongbow: Is it a wretched hive of scu- I'll stop there Poen: Oh, uh - Poen: "Well, everyone sort of lives around the lake area. The rest of it ... well, you saw it. Junkyards stretching everywhere." Heronius_XVI: You are not very good at exposition. Poen: "Our technology isn't anywhere near as advanced as yours are. I had never heard of a spaceship until now, really." Heronius_XVI: said heronius. Poen blows a raspberry. Wilco: Crap Lucas_Strongbow: Doesn't seem too tricky Slim_Bankshot: Anything else, Po? Poen: "Gerom, the artificer I was telling you about, he's the one that made all the more advanced weapons. Black powder guns, magic weapons, that sort of thing. He's pretty crazy now, but he's still a dab hand at making those things." Poen: "We apparently used to have better technology, but when the rockers came and destroyed our planet, everything we built had been obliterated and scattere Poen: *scattered." Lucas_Strongbow: So then we could get a ship Heronius_XVI: Elves, elves destroyed your planet. Lucas_Strongbow: it's a small chance, but still a chance Heronius_XVI: We explained this. Poen: "So if you're looking for bits and pieces, the junkyard might be a good place to look, yeah." Poen: "But I'd ask Gerom first. Figure out what it is that he needs to help you build whatever it is that you need." Poen: "On the other hand, if you still want a fishing boat, we make badass fishing boats." Fingers: Fuck yes Alpha joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: Alpha? Wilco: Alphgakennybuddy Slim_Bankshot: wait, is he a spectator? Alpha: Yeah, it said I lost connection to the server. Alpha: And that I had to get a new nickname. Poen: "Oh, and if you mention that you're rockers to the rest of the townsfolk ... well, let's just say that we here in Horkon don't really appreciate that type of people, okay?" Fingers: God-DAMMIT Poen: "Although Wilco is okay. Wilco gave me The Doctor. The rest of you, I still don't really know about." Alphakennybuddy quit. Slim_Bankshot: They will kill you until you are dead Wilco: *fist pumps* Poen: *fist pumps back* Lucas_Strongbow: I tamed him Lucas_Strongbow: I tamed THEM ALL Heronius_XVI: we all done? Heronius_XVI: I have work in the morning.' Wilco: we are discussing stuff in ooc Slim_Bankshot: Oh Slim_Bankshot: I'm not logged in there Igfig: oh, oops Slim_Bankshot: Well, I also have work Slim_Bankshot: Also more D&D in the afternoon Slim_Bankshot: Also my arms are tired handofevil joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: Too late brah dreyrugr_nott: I suppose it just ended then Slim_Bankshot: we're winding shit down Igfig: yeah, just ending dreyrugr_nott: Very well dreyrugr_nott: Drey appears in a cloud of smoke Slim_Bankshot: Someone can tell him what happened dreyrugr_nott: "Boners." dreyrugr_nott: Drey dissapears Slim_Bankshot: Oh. Guys Igfig: I don't think I'd be up to rping a crazy senile artificer this late at night Slim_Bankshot: speaking of boners Slim_Bankshot: I'll leave you this before I go: http://professor-helms.tumblr.com/post/7325259711/wherein-i-write-about-boners-nsfw Slim_Bankshot: Later dudes Poen: Oh wow. Igfig: hmm Poen: Good night, Slim Igfig: seeya! Poen: Hope your hand gets better soon! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar. handofevil: Seeing as how this has ended, I should transfer my back up to plothook Heronius_XVI: night all Slim_Bankshot: Also, goddamn dentist boners suck Poen: Good night, everyone. Heronius_XVI quit. Poen left #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot quit. Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I'll just add 250 gold for that art from the castle then? And I don't know about anything else. Alpha quit. Wilco quit. Lucas_Strongbow quit. Igfig: night Igfig quit. handofevil quit.