Igfig: Last time! On Dogs in the Vineyard
Igfig: Your investigation into Brother Hamilton's murder continued
Igfig: and, with the realization that Sister Constance and Sister Judith were friends, all the pieces fell into place
Igfig: Alphonse confronted his sister on the bridge where Hamilton died
Igfig: trying to get her to confess
Igfig: instead she was possessed by a demon and attacked
Alphonse: and i got fucking wrecked
Igfig: You survived, although Judith nearly didn't
Mordecai: And I shot her, twice, which I've decided has Mordecai a bit upset.
Igfig: and now you have an unconscious sister with a demon inside her
Mordecai: After having helped take the bullets out, realizing he acted more like a hunter, then a Dog.
Igfig: cool
Igfig: Tonight, one way or another, you'll be getting to the bottom of this once and for all.
Alphonse: where exactly did we leave?
Jacob_Quinn: I think you two are still at the bridge.
Igfig: yeah
Mordecai: I think we had just finished preventing Judith from dying.
Jacob_Quinn: Ben and I were en route.
Alphonse: alright
Jacob_Quinn: Oh no I helped save alphonse
Igfig: Ben has fallen asleep I guess
Jacob_Quinn: So I was there.
Mordecai: I think we were all at the bridge, cause you helped with the treating didn't you?  Yar.
Alphonse: well lets hike her back to some abandoned house
Jacob_Quinn: Ben... went back to town for help?
Alphonse: and lock her in the basement to begin extracting
Mordecai: Or, we could bring her back to her house?
Igfig: ben is cuddled up with paul, both fast asleep and dreaming
Alphonse: aw
Mordecai: Visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads.
Alphonse: i thnk an abandoned house would be better
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah I feel like we kind of have to bring the Steward in on this one.
Alphonse: so if the demon fucks shit up
Alphonse: it doesnt fuck her shit up
Alphonse: no lets not
Jacob_Quinn: Even if we get the demon out, we can't just let Judith go back to town unwatched.
Alphonse: idk I actualaly think we might be able to
Jacob_Quinn: She turned into a giant monster and attacked you.
Alphonse: it was probably immensley painful
Igfig: not that giant
Mordecai: Once we get the demon out then we have to set her back on the proper path, then she should be good again.
Alphonse: i doubt shed want to go demon again
Igfig: just her hands were bigger than usual
Mordecai: Long as she is following the proper teachings she won't be at risk again, I think.
Jacob_Quinn: I know she's your sister, but I feel like it's pretty irresponsible to just say "Okay all good here, see you at Christmas."
Alphonse: i was imagining a deathclaw tbh
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah that was more or less what I was envisioning.
Alphonse: woopwoop
Jacob_Quinn: I'm not saying we have to like... execute her or anything. But we should probably let somebody know.
Alphonse: lets just tell the steward it was a cruel accident
Alphonse: telling him it was a demon would make fear spread across this village like crazy
Alphonse: people might act hasty to protect themselves
Alphonse: we can let her son know
Jacob_Quinn: We don't have to tell everyone.
Jacob_Quinn: The Steward at least should know.
Alphonse: im leaning towards just her son
Alphonse: but lets decide that after
Alphonse: for now lets extract this demon
Alphonse: are we going to bring her to her house or some abandoned house
Jacob_Quinn: On that, we agree.
Jacob_Quinn: Probably not hers.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: lets bring her to the burned down house
Jacob_Quinn: Honestly just outside would probably be best.
Jacob_Quinn: If we're trying to avoid damage.
Alphonse: we dont want people to come looking
Jacob_Quinn: Ahhh.
Mordecai: There are trees here, we could use one of those.
Mordecai: It is the middle of the night.
Alphonse: hmmm
Igfig: there is no burned down house except for half of Constance's house
Jacob_Quinn: We did already fire several gunshots.
Jacob_Quinn: Enough to wake me up, anyway.
Jacob_Quinn: Let's just go further into the woods.
Alphonse: i feel like a basement would be good for dramatic effect
Igfig: not really much woods
Igfig: gunshots at night aren't terribly uncommon, though; people often shoot at coyotes or something
Jacob_Quinn: well, let's just go up the road a ways then.
Alphonse: but theres nothing to tie her down to here
Mordecai: How about we go into the wilderness, find ourselves a nice, big tree, and use that?  the tree can double as a symbol for the Tree of Life too even.
Jacob_Quinn: Far enough that we'll see anyone coming
Alphonse: thats true
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah trees should do fine.
Alphonse: itd be good for expelling her
Alphonse: that works lets do that
Jacob_Quinn: IT'S SETTLED
Igfig: yeah, I like that. You'll be able to use the tree as a 1d8 thing in a raise
Jacob_Quinn: Boss.
Igfig: you find a large suitable tree at a suitable disance
Igfig: an old willow, I think
Mordecai: Also what kind of mood are we going for with this exorcism?  Musically speaking?  A tense situation, a sad situation since it is Alphonse's sister, cause if it is a sad one I might have the song right now.
Alphonse: hmmm
Alphonse: tense id say
Alphonse: or like
Alphonse: an interrogation
Jacob_Quinn: It might be different for everyone.
Mordecai: Very true.
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob has no connection to her, so he just wants the demon dealt with.
Alphonse: well alphonse is tense and determined
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob is listening to the Law and Order theme.
Mordecai: Alright, so probably not this music from Dear Esther then.
Jacob_Quinn: He is the Bad Cop.
Alphonse: i dont know if demons recognize authority
Jacob_Quinn: They'll recognize THIS authority.
Jacob_Quinn: *pulls out shotgun*
Alphonse: *slaps them with the bible*
Alphonse: oh
Igfig: they recognize the authority of emissaries of the king of life
Jacob_Quinn: The Bible thing would probably have been better.
Alphonse: neato
Alphonse: ANYWAYS
Jacob_Quinn: But not as Hardass Gruffcop
Igfig: bible too
Alphonse: lets tie her to the tree
Igfig: with?
Alphonse: rope
Alphonse: belts
Igfig: if you have rope on you, sure
Alphonse: lets all remove our pants
Alphonse: and tie her up with that
Jacob_Quinn: Our coats become extremely durable when exposed to demonic presence, right?
Jacob_Quinn: Let's use those.
Mordecai: We could use our coats?  Alphonse's coat would probably work best since she is his sister as well.
Igfig: I don't know if that's a thing, but it sounds cool so sure
Alphonse: like just tie her up with the coats its not a tough concept
Alphonse: so sure
Jacob_Quinn: Last round, Alphonse's hardened to protect him.
Alphonse: and maybe the coats count as a holy symbol
Alphonse: ya
Igfig: oh, right
Mordecai: I think Alphonse had something to that effect happen during that thing, yar.
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: if i have any say in it 
Alphonse: i dont think they do
Igfig: I'd say it's less that they become more durable and more that they're literally spiritual armour
Alphonse: what i imagined was happening was the king of life used my coat to protect me from a lethal demonic strike
Jacob_Quinn: Ah. Well, in that case maybe He'll throw us a bone again.
Alphonse: lets refer to the dm
Jacob_Quinn: Cuz I mean I don't want my coat getting shredded.
Igfig: on the one hand, I think bindings made of coats would be good for restraining a demon (though they might get damaged, yeah)
Igfig: and they're not terribly ropelike, so they'd be not super effective for mundane wrigglings
Igfig: she's unconscious though so that's probably not a problem
Jacob_Quinn: We could put her in one like a straitjacket.
Igfig: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: And then the others aroudn her.
Mordecai: Alright, I'm kinda leaning towards music from Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon then, since there was the thought of tense and cops.
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob is watching Star Wars.
Jacob_Quinn: So.
Jacob_Quinn: That's his music.
Alphonse: ugh brb
Alphonse: like 5 minutes
Igfig: it does strike me though, that if this were effective, dogs would probably be doing this all the time
Jacob_Quinn: Maybe they are?
Jacob_Quinn: I dunno, I only read the rulebook one time to make a character but I felt like they leave a lot of stuff up to the DM.
Jacob_Quinn: As far as how real the mystical elements are, anyway.
Igfig: it strikes me as very slightly silly to imagine dogs going around saying "oh, here's someone we need to exorcise, let's all take off our coats"
Igfig: this sort of setting stuff is mainly worked out by the players and GM together based on what works for them
Jacob_Quinn: I like the idea of the coat being sort of Demon Kryptonite.
Igfig: in any case, this is our last session of dogs, and it's a cool idea, so I say go for it with the coats
Igfig: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: So did Ben actually play ANY Dogs?
Igfig: he delivered some mail
Mordecai: Alright, uploading Death of a Cyborg to the jukebox.
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like he was here for one session and all he did was beg to deliver mail and then NOT actually deliver the mail.
Igfig: also coats are sort of an embodiment of string communities
Igfig: *strong
Jacob_Quinn: And then he and I slept through the demon fight.
Alphonse: ok whats going on
Mordecai: I am uploading a song to the jukebox thing.
Alphonse: what are we doing
Igfig: you've tied Judith to the tree with your coats
Alphonse: our magical holy coats
Alphonse: alrighty
Igfig: a big old willow tree leaning out over the water
Igfig: so you're on the bank of the river still, but away from the houses
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: lets slap her with the bible to wake her up
Igfig: just the rustle of the wind and the sounds of the frogs and crickets
Igfig: I think she's still pretty unconscious
Alphonse: slap her repeatedly then
Jacob_Quinn: Splash water on her.
Igfig: she doesn't need to be conscious for this I think
Jacob_Quinn: Oh,
Alphonse: lets slap her with a bible anyways
Igfig: but if you really want her to be, ok I guess you can
Jacob_Quinn: "Oy Demon. Get up."
Alphonse: but ya the demon will talk through her
Igfig: aright
Alphonse: alphonse slaps her with the book of life
Mordecai: Right, I think I have this tuned properly.
Alphonse: to let the demon know we're ready to fuck it up
Mordecai: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRPKKRT145C997F970&d=57&jb=1&thresh=45
Mordecai: Make sure to have it open in a different window instead of a tab.
Igfig: all right then, let's begin the conflict
Alphonse: err
Alphonse: we're just talking for now right
Igfig: Acuity + Heart
Igfig: 4d6 + 5d10
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 9, 10, 10]
Jacob_Quinn: 8d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6]
Mordecai: 6d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4]
Alphonse: holy shit
Jacob_Quinn: DEM SIXES.
Alphonse: we're fucked
Alphonse: 8d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: But yeah Jesus Christ.
Igfig: and alphonse, please start us off with a raise
Mordecai: My rolls weren't too good, I blame the whole I shot her thing.
Alphonse: to
Alphonse: do what
Alphonse: slap her with the bible
Alphonse: ?
Mordecai: Shall we add the tree to our rolls now or later?
Igfig: that's what you were doing, right?
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: alright 
Igfig: later, only one person can use the tree
Mordecai: Alright.
Alphonse: RAISE 4 3 
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 6, 6]
Alphonse: WHAP 
Alphonse: with the book of life
Alphonse: right in the face
Igfig: okay
Igfig: uh, are you rolling for the book
Alphonse: i have no idea how the rituals work by the way i comletely forget
Alphonse: sure its a 2d6?
Alphonse: for being an excellent book
Mordecai: It is stuff like declaring your authority as a Dog under the King of Life, annointing her with sacred earth.
Igfig: sure, if you have that listed on your sheet
Alphonse: I do not
Igfig: basically they're the same as any other conflict, but you can use ceremonial stuff in raises yeah
Mordecai: Consecrated Earth I mean.
Igfig: then just 1d6
Alphonse: okay
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 6, 6]
Alphonse: great, a 2
Alphonse: useful
Igfig: that was a 4
Igfig: anyway
Alphonse: my raise will just be a slap for now
Igfig: uhh, hmm
Jacob_Quinn: shove dirt in her mouth and call her a nerd.
Igfig: I'm trying to decide whether I want to go the immediate special effects route or start out subtler
Alphonse: speial effects
Alphonse: lets be awesome about this
Mordecai: Which do you think will be more fun?
Alphonse: dogs has been too quiet for too long
Igfig: was going to do the first, but then I realized that might be the animes talking
Alphonse: last session
Alphonse: lets be rad
Igfig: okay, lets
Jacob_Quinn: Last session you shot a demon sister.
Jacob_Quinn: that was pretty loud.
Jacob_Quinn: I mean I'm not saying go subtle.
Igfig: as the book makes contact with her head, her eyes suddenly slam open
Igfig: like, there's a palpable slamming noise
Jacob_Quinn: That sound from Paranormal Activity starts playing.
Igfig: eyes bright flaming red
Alphonse: kinda wish we'd used rope now, we could have suffocated her with our coats
Jacob_Quinn: We can always just shoot her head off.
Jacob_Quinn: i have a really big gun.
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: Alphonse is only working as a doctor and a dog right now
Alphonse: he's PISSED at his sister for resorting to a demon
Mordecai: Well, remember she thought she was still following the King of Life.
Alphonse: yeah but he's still angry
Igfig: and as the book makes contact, it flies open and just tears right in half down the spine
Mordecai: She probably hasn't realized the whole demon bit?  She might not even know about the demon.
Jacob_Quinn: SHE THOUGHT WRONG.
Alphonse: ^^
Igfig: SEE 7
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 7! Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 5, 6, 9, 9, 10, 10]
Jacob_Quinn: Oh shit
Mordecai: I think you just lost your book.
Alphonse: yeah my book just erupted
Igfig: her eyes blaze bright, then begin to spill forth with blood
Igfig: RAISE 6
Dogtuna: Raised 13. Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 5, 9, 9, 10, 10]
Alphonse: vs me?
Igfig: two rivers down her cheeks
Igfig: everyone
Alphonse: oh okay
Alphonse: dang
Alphonse: uh
Mordecai: POOL
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4]
Alphonse: SEE 6 6 1
Dogtuna: Alphonse, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Mordecai: Oh joy.
Alphonse: whats the fallout
Igfig: just 4
Jacob_Quinn: SEE 6 6 1 FALLOUT 4
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 13. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [3, 3, 3, 6, 6]
Mordecai: Unless I roll I have to use 4 dice, fun.
Mordecai: Let me see what I have.
Alphonse: SEE 4 6 1 1 1 FALLOUT 3
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 13. Alphonse's pool is [2, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Trait up.
Jacob_Quinn: I should've.
Alphonse: oops
Alphonse: dammit i did it again
Jacob_Quinn: My Dog trait has them D10s.
Jacob_Quinn: Mibbit's ads are so funny.
Jacob_Quinn: Anybody want to play MONKEY KING ONLINE with me?
Mordecai: I call upon my faith as a Dog to harden my nerve at the sight.
Mordecai: 1d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 6]
Mordecai: Poh good.
Mordecai: SEE 6 4 3 FALLOUT 4
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 13. Mordecai's pool is [2, 3, 3, 4]
Igfig: okay, who wants to raise next
Jacob_Quinn: i will.
Igfig: okay
Mordecai: I think Jacob goes, he had higher rolls then I, yar.
Jacob_Quinn: I step forward, looking directly into her bleeding eyes, and say "We are the Dogs of the King of Life."
Jacob_Quinn: 2d10
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 8, 8]
Igfig: nice
Jacob_Quinn: Boom.
Alphonse: thatll help a lot
Jacob_Quinn: Should I blow them both on her right now
Mordecai: Also, seeing as how the demon is opening up on this right now, now I am thinking this for music.
Jacob_Quinn: Or hold them for a see?
Mordecai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLNpDHNPQS0
Jacob_Quinn: i think I'll use one and sit on the other.
Mordecai: I'd say don't use them both at the same time.
Alphonse: we need to get rid of those 10s
Alphonse: id say use them both
Jacob_Quinn: He still only has to use one 10.
Mordecai: Yeah, but using both of those doesn't get rid of the 10s.
Alphonse: force her to either take the blow or blow a 10
Mordecai: He doesn't have to use either 10.
Mordecai: See the 2 9s?
Alphonse: ooh you're right
Alphonse: damn
Alphonse: 8 and 6 then 
Alphonse: id say
Jacob_Quinn: Yup.
Alphonse: 14 is good
Jacob_Quinn: "You can make all the scary sounds you want, but you're leaving this poor woman tonight.
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 8 6
Dogtuna: Raised 14. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [3, 3, 3, 6, 8]
Igfig: okay
Igfig: The demon hadn't actually made any scary noises yet, but it does now.
Mordecai: The eye slam could be scary, but yar.
Igfig: well, I thought of that as less an actual audible noise and more of just a feeling
Mordecai: Ah I see.
Jacob_Quinn: You said "Like, there's a palpable slamming noise.
Igfig: yeah, palpable. Not audible.
Jacob_Quinn: Still.
Jacob_Quinn: I'd call that a scary noise.
Jacob_Quinn: either way.
Jacob_Quinn: I called that demon OUT.
Igfig: i chose my words carefully. Trying to have a sort of synesthesia theme here maybe
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: the aforementioned horrible noises now, like she's coughing up the colour black
Igfig: or maybe that's a laugh
Alphonse: ewww
Jacob_Quinn: Joke's on her, Jacob only eats like a baby bird.
Jacob_Quinn: This black is delicious.
Igfig: the intent is clear: "We'll see about that."
Igfig: SEE 5 9
Dogtuna: Blocked for 14. Igfig's pool is [1, 3, 9, 10, 10]
Mordecai: And here, some more music since that last one was short.
Mordecai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvqV75oJLw
Mordecai: Though, music is a little subjective here.
Igfig: Judith's body rises off the ground, straining against the coats
Alphonse: wait does that mean that jacob is slurping up the black coming out of her mouth
Alphonse: thats pretty gross dude
Igfig: the blood from her eyes flows down the roots of the tree, down into the river
Alphonse: people should probably not drink from there
Igfig: spreading across the surface in a slow sheet
Igfig: and in it you see reflected the cries of the damned
Alphonse: wow
Igfig: raise 10 10
Alphonse: this demon is hardcore
Igfig: haha just kidding
Alphonse: WELP
Alphonse: fuck you
Jacob_Quinn: And all the Dogs were driven mad and died.
Jacob_Quinn: The End.
Igfig: RAISE 9 3
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Igfig's pool is [1, 10, 10]
Mordecai: Oh dear.
Alphonse: hmm
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob smiles at the sight of her struggling against the spiritual strength of his coat.
Jacob_Quinn: 2d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 8]
Alphonse: hmmm
Jacob_Quinn: SEE 6 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 12. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 8]
Igfig: oh well, I was hoping you wouldn't roll a 6
Alphonse: alphonse's military conditioning thankfully helps him ignore the fear pressing into him
Alphonse: 1d8
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 6, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: BLAP BLAP.
Alphonse: man i dont want to use that 8 and 6 though
Igfig: nice one alf
Mordecai: I forget, if I use up all my current dice am I automatically out?  Or am I still allowed to roll for stuff?  OH man.
Jacob_Quinn: Y'all could probably do the coat thing, too.
Mordecai: Are all of our coats on her?
Alphonse: and thanks to his doctoral training he knows advanced breathing techniques to keep himself calm and strong
Jacob_Quinn: I think you can trait back in as long as you don't miss a see.
Alphonse: 2d10
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 5, 6, 8, 9]
Alphonse: ayyy
Igfig: as long as you can keep invoking things, traits, and relationships
Alphonse: AYYYYYY
Jacob_Quinn: We said we were gonna use them all.
Mordecai: Alrighty.
Alphonse: SEE 8 5
Dogtuna: Blocked for 13. Alphonse's pool is [2, 6, 9]
Igfig: oh al, did you invoke your relationship with Judth
Alphonse: oh no i didnt
Alphonse: thats a d6 right
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 6, 9]
Jacob_Quinn: nice.
Igfig: kay
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: and i have a relationship with demons
Alphonse: 1d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 5, 6, 9]
Jacob_Quinn: POOL
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 8]
Igfig: heh, was that relationship fallout from the last conflict?
Alphonse: yup
Igfig: nice
Mordecai: As she rises the movement brings Mordecai's coat into full view, the pack of dogs adorning its back reminding him both of what the coat represents as his badge of office, as well as his family who had put so much work into it.
Mordecai: 2d6 coat
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Mordecai: And can I pull my family dice in as well with that description?
Igfig: uh, only if it's a trait
Jacob_Quinn: I'd think so. You used them on Constance.
Mordecai: Did I use them on Constance?  Right, when I used the coat last time with her I did it.
Igfig: relationships you can use if the relationship is with your opponent or with what's at stake
Igfig: judith is what's at stake, and the demon is your opponent
Igfig: don't think mordecai's family is either here
Jacob_Quinn: I'm gonna call in my relationship with Sammy here in a bit.
Jacob_Quinn: I think he's close enough to it.
Mordecai: Right, right right.
Jacob_Quinn: Seeing as his dad is dead.
Jacob_Quinn: And his mom is possessed by a demon.
Igfig: hmm
Igfig: sure, if you can get it to make sense
Jacob_Quinn: Oh I will.
Mordecai: Well, more fallout for me I suppose.
Igfig: i.e. you can find away to make this about him
Mordecai: SEE 6 4 2 FALLOUT 4
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 12. Mordecai's pool is [3, 3, 5]
Igfig: heh, suddenly I want to have a Dog who's super vain and has a 2d10 relationship with himself
Igfig: and he makes everything about himself
Alphonse: that would be great
Mordecai: And I guess it is my turn for a raise then.
Igfig: indeed it is
Igfig: you need at least an 11 to prevent blow-turning
Mordecai: Yup.
Jacob_Quinn: TAKE EM ALL OUt.
Alphonse: raise 20 20
Alphonse: just do it
Alphonse: fuck shit up
Alphonse: d20 style
Mordecai: Holding my Book of Life close, I bring forth the Jar of Consecrated Earth and apply it to Judith's forehead, making the symbol of the tree of life.
Mordecai: 1d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [3, 3, 3, 5]
Mordecai: 1d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [3, 3, 3, 4, 5]
Mordecai: Hey guys, mind if I borrow the tree she's tied to?
Jacob_Quinn: Go for it.
Mordecai: Seeing as only one of us can roll it, yar.
Mordecai: 1d8
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5]
Mordecai: Oh joy.
Jacob_Quinn: Womp womp.
Jacob_Quinn: This tree sucks.
Mordecai: And willows are such pretty trees too.
Jacob_Quinn: Not this one.
Igfig: I'd say you should have invoked the tree properly, but it hardly matters with that roll
Mordecai: Yeah, I would have added it into the description with making a motion of the Tree of Life in the air before her, and then gazing at the willow, or something like that.
Mordecai: But eugh.
Mordecai: I should have gotten a fancier jar of dirt.
Alphonse: ive got a jar of dirrrttt
Mordecai: Wait!  An assist perhaps?  But then one of you guys will be limiting yourself on your next raise.
Alphonse: i can assist
Alphonse: is this for your see?
Mordecai: Though really, at this point I'm thinking I just let her turn the blow.
Mordecai: Nah this is for my raise, also hold on.
Alphonse: id rather her not turn the blow
Alphonse: Ill just
Alphonse: give you my 9
Alphonse: and wreck her
Alphonse: I can hold her down to limit her convulsing
Mordecai: But if I let her turn the blow I can get rid of that 1 and a 3, keep good stuff for later.
Mordecai: And it wouldn't change the situation all that much.
Alphonse: you basically never want to let them turn the blow though
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah you want to eat four dice.
Alphonse: theres no real benefit to letting her do it now
Jacob_Quinn: Instead of two.
Mordecai: True, and it would be prime opportunity for a raise 20 I suppose.
Alphonse: yeah
Mordecai: Alright, I'll take the assist.
Alphonse: so I'll assit you
Alphonse: i forget how assists work
Mordecai: It goes cap assist, my name, RAISE the dice.
Jacob_Quinn: I think it's HEL
Jacob_Quinn: P
Mordecai: Oh right, it is help, not assist.
Igfig: you say HELP Mordecai RAISE #
Alphonse: HELP Mordecai RAISE 9
Dogtuna: Helped Mordecai Raise. Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 5, 6]
Mordecai: Right, let's see what we can get rid of then.
Mordecai: RAISE 4 5
Dogtuna: Raised 18. Mordecai's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3]
Alphonse: thats good
Igfig: oho
Mordecai: Yar, I went with the high stuff in case it has more rolls on the way.
Alphonse: it probably does
Alphonse: demons dont give up easily
Mordecai: Yeah.
Igfig: what is Alphonse actually doing there?
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: I'm holding her down so she cant shake the blessed dirt off her head
Alphonse: and pressing her against the tree
Igfig: ah, great
Igfig: the demon roars out a terrible stench, tortured by the consecrated earth on one side and the Tree on the other
Igfig: SEE 10 10
Dogtuna: Blocked for 20. Igfig's pool is [1]
Alphonse: S H I T
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 5, 6]
Mordecai: Sweet, that was at the top of my hopeful list.
Alphonse: if even one of us can see this
Alphonse: we win
Mordecai: Assuming he doesn't get anything equal to or higher to 10s.
Mordecai: That is a See, not a raise.
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah this is great for us.
Mordecai: Till we see what he rolls.
Alphonse: 1d6 relationship with samuel
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Mordecai: He wouldn't do that if he didn't have fun stuff coming.
Jacob_Quinn: Even if he has a bunch of traits, he can't do WORSE for us than 10s.
Igfig: judith's mouth opening wider than should be possible, deep red gushing from every hole
Alphonse: "I won't let you stop me from giving my nephew a life with his family!"
Alphonse: JESUS igfig
Mordecai: Waffle, slow your roll for a bit.
Alphonse: oh
Igfig: and uhm, I guess I'll invoke all that blood as a thing
Alphonse: wait
Igfig: 1d8
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 7]
Alphonse: i thought that see was his raise
Igfig: RAISE 8
Dogtuna: Please raise with two dice, Igfig.
Igfig: RAISE 1 7
Dogtuna: Raised 8. Igfig's pool is []
Jacob_Quinn: That's why we pointed it out.
Jacob_Quinn: HASTY, WAFFLE. TOO HASTY.
Jacob_Quinn: POOL
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 8]
Alphonse: i cant help it
Alphonse: all this syrup makes me move at maximum speed
Jacob_Quinn: Can we switch up the turn order?
Igfig: that 10 10 would have been the raise if she'd reversed the blow
Jacob_Quinn: I can turn this blow.
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Igfig: yes, go ahead
Alphonse: SEE 6 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 8. Alphonse's pool is [3, 4, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: "Got all that out of your system?"
Mordecai: I really don't feel like taking more fallout dice, let me see.
Jacob_Quinn: SEE 8
Dogtuna: Reversed the Blow for 8! Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3]
Igfig: and this'll be the winning blow Jacob, so go big
Jacob_Quinn: Oh i'm bringing in everything.
Jacob_Quinn: "I've let people down before.
Jacob_Quinn: 2d8
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 6]
Mordecai: Oh, I know, I don't want more fallout dice, so:
Mordecai: GIVE
Dogtuna: Mordecai received fallout: [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4].
Dogtuna: Mordecai Gave, saving a 3.
Jacob_Quinn: "That won't happen again."
Alphonse: its end
Alphonse: not give
Jacob_Quinn: I pull out my book of life.
Jacob_Quinn: 1d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: And my jar of dirt
Jacob_Quinn: 1d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 6, 6]
Alphonse: just smash them over her head
Mordecai: Nah it is give, unless the Constance incident isn't related enough to this one for me to use that 3.
Jacob_Quinn: "It's past time we ended this, demon. I made a promise to that boy that everything would be fine"
Jacob_Quinn: 1d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: "you'll not make a liar out of me.
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Please raise with one die, Jacob_Quinn.
Igfig: give is like end but you get to keep a die for your next conflict, Alphonse
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 6
Dogtuna: Raised 14. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Alphonse: oh alright
Alphonse: GIVE
Dogtuna: Alphonse received fallout: [1, 2, 3, 3, 3].
Dogtuna: Alphonse Gave, saving a 5.
Mordecai: Right, so I got some 1s, and I have a 7 in fallout, better check on that.
Alphonse: i got a 6
Alphonse: so just short term
Alphonse: and an experience
Igfig: that said, I don't think this really made sense for a give situation
Alphonse: which im gunna put into body gained from holding down a convulsing demon
Igfig: unless you were both like, oh no that was too much let's let go of her and get out of here
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: no then
Alphonse: end
Alphonse: END
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool has been cleared.
Mordecai: Well that is how I was.
Mordecai: That's just way too much blood stuff for me.
Jacob_Quinn: Guys can we talk about how great that was.
Igfig: alphonse, didn't you level body just last session?
Alphonse: meh
Alphonse: oh
Jacob_Quinn: I just spanked that demon.
Alphonse: ya i did thats right
Alphonse: ill do something else
Igfig: yes you did
Jacob_Quinn: EAT DIRT NERD.
Mordecai: I figure I'd be a bit more sensitive to it as well, seeing as blood, I shot her, we had to prevent her from dying.
Alphonse: what about a trait "looked into the abyss and stared it down"
Igfig: that I like
Jacob_Quinn: You could add the trait "A little gay for Jacob now."
Alphonse: we all already have thaat trait
Jacob_Quinn: He was just so manful, staring down that demon.
Igfig: The demon billows forth from Judith's mouth in wracking greasy heaves
Mordecai: And I think I'll add a trait like, resolve to be more of a dog then a hunter.  I need to think on the wording for it a bit.
Igfig: and evaporates
Jacob_Quinn: Gross.
Igfig: Judith drops back to the ground
Igfig: the blood is gone
Igfig: her eyes are normal
Igfig: the river is fine
Alphonse: what do you think would happen if you drank that gross black stuff
Igfig: that is also gone
Alphonse: lts feed it to barton and find out
Jacob_Quinn: I think it was mostly illusion.
Jacob_Quinn: Other than the flying.
Igfig: not illusion per se
Mordecai: Just without full presence in our realm.
Igfig: it really happened, but it was part of the demon
Jacob_Quinn: Ahhh.
Igfig: sure, that's one way to think of it
Igfig: or you could say it was part metaphor
Alphonse: UGH
Igfig: not in the teeth way
Alphonse: but it did go through the teeth
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway, it's gone.
Mordecai: Also, would the trait I'm doing is for the 1 I rolled in the fallout?  Or for the result of the fallout?
Igfig: i happen to like metaphors
Alphonse: we were so close to the killing thing but we didnt let it do the killing
Jacob_Quinn: END
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn received fallout: [1, 2, 3].
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool has been cleared.
Jacob_Quinn: hey a one!
Alphonse: thats a silly fallout
Alphonse: 1 2 3
Jacob_Quinn: I get to add a 1d6 trait, right?
Alphonse: sure
Igfig: a 1d6 trait for the 1
Jacob_Quinn: "Eats demons for breakfast."
Mordecai: Or were we sticking to that rule of only one level up per town or something?
Jacob_Quinn: "Ain't 'fraid of no ghost."
Igfig: and then a short-term for the rest of it
Jacob_Quinn: it was one stat increase i thought.
Mordecai: Ah I see.
Igfig: One stat increase, yeah
Alphonse: yeah 1 stat increase
Jacob_Quinn: Which I already used.
Igfig: you can also improve existing traits or relationships instead of getting new ones, if you prefer
Mordecai: I think I should do a new trait in relation to resolving to be more of a Dog then a hunter though.
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like the demon battling thing makes the most sense narratively.
Alphonse: okay so
Mordecai: Especially considering most of my current traits are  more hunting related.
Alphonse: we successfully tore the demon out
Igfig: you did
Igfig: Judith is okay
Jacob_Quinn: For the short-term, I think I'm just gonna go read for a minute or something. I don't think we're in any hurry, and Judith is still asleep.
Igfig: what next?
Alphonse: is she unconcious?
Igfig: yes
Igfig: I mean, she's still pretty injured
Jacob_Quinn: Alfie can handle that.
Igfig: you could probably wake her up if you wanted now
Jacob_Quinn: I'm down to let her rest.
Alphonse: i slap her with the bible again
Igfig: ...
Jacob_Quinn: If we all want to knock out the short-terms without taking any negative traits or anything.
Alphonse: im kidding
Alphonse: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: Alfie can give her a little first aid.
Alphonse: we all just take a little break
Igfig: sure
Alphonse: a lil diggy doo
Alphonse: a nap
Jacob_Quinn: "Great job gang, take five"
Igfig: and mostly she just needs rest now
Alphonse: yeah lets untie her
Alphonse: and maybe drag her back to her house
Mordecai: I'll be doing stuff with Barton to help settle my nerves, yar.
Alphonse: and put her to bed
Alphonse: and then mysteriously leave town
Mordecai: We still have to deal with Constance.
Jacob_Quinn: You don't want to talk to her at all?
Alphonse: i thought we did
Alphonse: actually alphonse doesnt want to talk to her
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like we should probably let her know that she's got to be more careful.
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: ya i guess
Alphonse: but i think constance is fine
Alphonse: shes ok with her daughter going to work the shop
Jacob_Quinn: I mean I understand if you don't want to do anything to her, but somebody has to put her on the right path.
Jacob_Quinn: Or else she's gonna be right back her.
Mordecai: Constance led Judith astray which led to her being possessed by a demon.
Alphonse: what did constance do?
Mordecai: Constance may not know that what she did led to Judith being possessed by a demon.
Alphonse: maybe we should tell them then
Igfig: well
Jacob_Quinn: She still did it.
Mordecai: But it was still her attitudes and saying that led to it.
Alphonse: gather the together like a tv show
Igfig: does anybody remember their demonic lore
Alphonse: constance... IS THE POSSESSOR
Alphonse: i do not
Igfig: if paul were awake he'd know
Jacob_Quinn: I was never really given to believe that we were a particularly merciful lot.
Igfig: possession only happens in fairly specific circumstances
Jacob_Quinn: I don't have the rulebook on this computer.
Mordecai: I do, but I forgot how to search in adobe reader.
Alphonse: just crtl f
Igfig: http://gyazo.com/c5c18a811c6d512f67f395b0c0964266
Igfig: basically, you can't be possessed by accident
Alphonse: so either
Alphonse: my sister was a heretic knowingly
Alphonse: or
Alphonse: constance is a sorcerer
Alphonse: g o d d a m m i t
Mordecai: Told ya we had to deal with her.
Alphonse: yup
Jacob_Quinn: She did already try to kill us once.
Mordecai: In this case, probably by putting her down.
Alphonse: so can we assume we were all discussing this right there and now our characters have come to the same conclusion?
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like we should at least try to find out.
Alphonse: lets ask judith about constance first
Jacob_Quinn: Which it is.
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Alphonse: and then lets publically execute her
Jacob_Quinn: Though her track record for honesty is kind of sht.
Jacob_Quinn: shot*
Alphonse: that was when she was possessed
Jacob_Quinn: Well yeah but I'm saying that someone who's been demon possessed is hardly a star witness. She's going to say it wasn't her either way.
Alphonse: hmmm
Alphonse: thats true
Alphonse: but we should still ask anyways
Jacob_Quinn: Well, let's wake her then.
Mordecai: Judith could have just been a sinner in the false priesthood of Constance, and not willingly taken by the demon.
Jacob_Quinn: I know.
Mordecai: So yar.
Jacob_Quinn: But she's going to say that's what happened.
Jacob_Quinn: Whether it is or not.
Jacob_Quinn: Because she's either a victim or a heretic. And in neither case is she going to say "Yeah, just go ahead and kill me."
Mordecai: She might, or she might not.
Alphonse: wlel
Alphonse: its possiible she COULD say to kill her
Alphonse: to regain family honor or something
Mordecai: Well I don't think we are considering killing Judith?  I didn't know we were anyways.
Alphonse: remember the edwards are a military family
Mordecai: Especially considering how much effort we put into keeping her alive.
Jacob_Quinn: If she's a heretic and allowed a demon to possess her knowingly, Jacob is killing her.
Alphonse: yeah we wont do it but still
Jacob_Quinn: That's our job.
Alphonse: possibly
Alphonse: well lets wake her up 
Jacob_Quinn: Either she's dying, or whoever put a demon in her is dying.
Alphonse: someoen slap her with a bible
Jacob_Quinn: Or Jacob is dying.
Mordecai: I'm pretty certain Constance will be dying either way.
Alphonse: can we publically execute them
Alphonse: say they were a sorcerer working against the king of life
Jacob_Quinn: Oh most definitely.
Igfig: okay, somebody actually wake her up if that's what you're doing
Alphonse: and this is their punishment
Alphonse: y e s
Jacob_Quinn: Unless they resist and we HAVE to kill them.
Alphonse: alphonse slaps her with a bible
Jacob_Quinn: "WAKE UP."
Jacob_Quinn: Alphonse's bible was destroyed.
Alphonse: oh ya
Alphonse: im bible-less
Mordecai: Just splash her with some water perhaps?
Alphonse: yeah
Igfig: "Mmmph? Alfie?"
Alphonse: "Yes I'm here Judith, are you okay?"
Igfig: "What... what happened?"
Alphonse: "Don't panic but, you were possessed by a demon"
Alphonse: "we exorcised it after some terrible things happened"
Igfig: "What?!" She tries to push herself upright, but she's still too weak and sinks back down
Alphonse: "We need to know if you remember ANYTHING"
Alphonse: "This is the absolute top priority"
Alphonse: "That's an order"
Igfig: "I... yes, I was so angry at you. I wanted to kill you..."
Igfig: "I don't understand. I wasn't doing anything wrong!"
Igfig: "Wait, no that's not... I killed Hamilton, didn't I."
Jacob_Quinn: "You didn't kill him. The demon did."
Alphonse: "... yes you did"
Alphonse: "pardon my language judith, but you fucked up"
Alphonse: "And the result was the death of hamilton. We're trying to make this right"
Igfig: she still has enough presence of mind to frown at you for swearing
Alphonse: I cross my arms
Jacob_Quinn: Well, I was trying to be nice.
Jacob_Quinn: "We need to know how this happened, Judith."
Igfig: "That's what I was trying to do too." (trying to make this right, I mean)
Alphonse: "It's our job, you're worn out and need to take things easy for a while"
Alphonse: "So most importantly, do you remember how you became possessed"
Igfig: "Hamilton... he was a terrible person. A bad husband. A bad father.
Igfig: I stayed with him because it was my duty to. But then, after Brother Elijah died... and I saw how well Constance was doing on her own...
Igfig: Well, I still wouldn't have done anything, probably.
Igfig: But then you came, and Constance was so upset at the idea of giving her household over to Samuel—bless his heart, but he's no farmer—well, we figured out a way that would make things work for everyone.
Igfig: That's all."
Alphonse: "Why not... i just.... So murder Judith?"
Alphonse: "You know the book of life, you know it was a sin the entire time."
Igfig: "We were just doing what was best for everyone! Why was there a demon?"
Alphonse: "You didn't call it?"
Igfig: There are tears in her eyes
Alphonse: Alphonse sighs and scratches his head
Igfig: "I don't know how to call a demon!"
Alphonse: "You need to rest."
Igfig: "Who even knows how to do that."
Alphonse: "You know what this means though don't you?"
Alphonse: "If you and constance were the only ones conspiring, and you don't know how to summon a demon..."
Mordecai: "I feel like your plans weren't the best for Hamilton, but it seems that wasn't your concern."
Igfig: "I could have been my family's own steward. Is that so wrong?"
Alphonse: "The book of life clearly states the husband is the steward"
Alphonse: "Why didn't you talk to anyone who could have helped? The town steward? Me? Father?"
Igfig: "I did talk to Brother Derrick [that's the town Steward] once, not long after Brother Elijah died... he didn't seem to think it was a problem. Constance was doing the best she could for her family, that was the important thing."
Alphonse: "We could certainly have had a talk with Hamilton"
Alphonse: "None of this matters now anyways, it's behind us"
Alphonse: "You need to go rest, we'll take care of constance, can you walk home?"
Igfig: She tries to get up. "No."
Alphonse: "One of you two help me carry her home"
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob helps.
Alphonse: alright
Igfig: "Maybe just let me lean on you."
Alphonse: "We have to go fast, I'd prefer you get back to bed quickly, Doctor's orders'
Jacob_Quinn: Oooh nice.
Igfig: "Oh, alllllll right. Doctor knows best." She manages a wan smile.
Alphonse: we should talk to samuel while we're there
Alphonse: he's probably going to have to take care of judith for a day or two
Mordecai: And I think along the way I'll read from my book of life out loud, hopefully that'll help Judith figure things out.
Jacob_Quinn: AY SAMMY YO MOM CRAY.
Alphonse: idk if I were her I'd just be annoyed at someone literally reading the bible at me to remind me how horrible of a person ive been
Igfig: choose your passage carefully I guess
Alphonse: hahaha
Alphonse: anyways we carry her home
Alphonse: about what time is it now ig?
Alphonse: in game I mean
Mordecai: Well, I'm not reading it at her, I'm reading it out loud, but, yar I dunno.
Jacob_Quinn: I dunno, I feel like she has at least surrendered her right to not be annoyed for a few days.
Mordecai: Also suddenly mibbing is playing music at me.
Jacob_Quinn: Like... she is not a blameless victim here.
Alphonse: that is true
Jacob_Quinn: Demon or no, she conspired to kill her husband.
Alphonse: yeah
Mordecai: mibbit*
Igfig: no seriously what passages are you reading? On what topic? This could potentially be important later.
Alphonse: we should do something about it
Alphonse: but first we need to take care of constance so she cannot interfere
Igfig: And let me check what time you met her at
Mordecai: Ah, well, first off let me refresh this page to stop this music mibbit is playing at me.
Mordecai: Oh wait.
Alphonse: just quote leviticus at her
Mordecai: Looks like mibbit stopped on its own.
Alphonse: talking about how gayness is wrong
Alphonse: or maybe just read the list of cardinal sins
Mordecai: We don't know if she knows what we know about Sam.
Alphonse: oh ya
Alphonse: i was joking but i forget he was gay
Mordecai: But yeah, reading specifically about the cardinal sins, the fact that murder is always bad, always, those sound like good areas.
Igfig: looks like you just met her sometime after dark, a couple hours after sunset I guess since the sky was completely dark
Igfig: so it's maybe an hour later now
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: so middle of the night
Alphonse: as middle of the night as it can get
Mordecai: Maybe a little emphasis on the Pride area as well, cause Constance is definitely deep in that.
Alphonse: excellent
Igfig: yeah
Alphonse: lets light torches, bust down constances's door
Alphonse: drag her out to the town square
Alphonse: and gather everyone
Jacob_Quinn: Are we really just taking Judith's word for it?
Alphonse: honestly yeah
Alphonse: I believe her
Alphonse: how would she find out how to summon a demon
Jacob_Quinn: I feel like it's a little shaky to straight execute Constance.
Alphonse: and constance pulled a shotgun on us remember
Jacob_Quinn: How would Constance?
Jacob_Quinn: She pointed a gun at us and didn't use it. Judith murdered her husband, got possessed by a demon and tried to murder us.
Alphonse: we can at least contribute a bit of the way judith acted with the demon
Alphonse: how about this
Alphonse: lucid drawing a shotgun
Alphonse: vs almost unconciously sprouting claws and trying to murder
Igfig: okay, so you've gotten Judith home
Jacob_Quinn: But we're in a "You can't get possessed by accident." loop here.
Jacob_Quinn: You can't act like there's no chance she just lied to save her own ass.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: i think constance possessed her
Alphonse: we searched judith's room remember
Alphonse: we'd have found demonic stuff
Alphonse: the whole house really
Jacob_Quinn: Assuming she was dumb enough to do it in her own house.
Igfig: also, do note that there wasn't a conflict there
Alphonse: ahgrwb;lba
Alphonse: blah
Alphonse: okay
Alphonse: lets do some digging maybe
Mordecai: Yar, that is an important note.  If there was, then that'd mean she was trying to lie to us.
Alphonse: its plenty of time until sunrise
Alphonse: we can work fast in the dark
Mordecai: As is, she was complying with us.
Alphonse: so wait whats that mean
Mordecai: Judith wasn't resisting our questioning.
Alphonse: so she IS innocent?
Alphonse: i guess thats a metagamey way to get to that conclusion
Mordecai: Everything she told us was the truth at least.
Mordecai: Yes and no?
Alphonse: she definitely does not know how to summon a demon
Igfig: You are definitely permitted to metagame your way to conclusions in this game
Igfig: the rules specifically say so
Jacob_Quinn: Ah. Then yeah that makes sense.
Jacob_Quinn: We would've had the opportunity to deduce it.
Mordecai: Yup.
Igfig: in fact, I'm encouraged to tell you outright when somebody is lying
Igfig: (although I prefer not to, it's more fun this way)
Mordecai: I'm not so sure we've convinced her of the error of her ways, hopefully that book of life reading on the way back to her home helps in that category though.
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: alright then i guess
Alphonse: my rpg experience makes me hesitant to this
Alphonse: but alright in conclusion
Alphonse: we are justified in kicking constance's ass
Jacob_Quinn: I'm telling the Steward to watch her before we leave.
Jacob_Quinn: But not to tell anyone.
Mordecai: Alright, so then the question is will we try for the public execution, which I don't think Constance would let us do easily, or do we just go straight to dealing with her?
Alphonse: okay my plan of action i think
Alphonse: is
Alphonse: judith has definitely sinned
Alphonse: or conspired to sin
Alphonse: for now we get samuel to watch her
Igfig: she killed a dude
Alphonse: make sure she doesnt go anywhere
Alphonse: i dont want this getting out too far yet
Alphonse: we are definitely going to publicalyl execute constance
Alphonse: cause screw her
Alphonse: we need to go there and drag her kicking and screaming out
Jacob_Quinn: You seem a little biased here.
Alphonse: we need actual rope to tie her up
Alphonse: right in town square
Alphonse: get everyone out
Alphonse: with torches
Alphonse: and just boom
Alphonse: kick the body in a ditch
Mordecai: in regards to Constance I'd rather just shoot her, not bother with the execution cause it'd be more work.
Alphonse: yeah but it would also be cooler
Jacob_Quinn: I think we oughta talk to her.
Jacob_Quinn: We gave Judith a chance.
Mordecai: In regards to Judith...  she did kill Hamilton while under the influence of a demon, but she also planned to murder Hamilton, and did.
Jacob_Quinn: And of the two, she's the only one we know allowed herself to be possessed by a demon.
Alphonse: okay but lets make sure the shotgun is away from her
Mordecai: So we'll give her a chance at redemption as well then.
Alphonse: someones getting executed at the end of this
Alphonse: so what are we doing right now
Jacob_Quinn: Going to Constance's ouse.
Mordecai: Well, as said it is a chance, and Constance may not take it, judging by her pride she probably won't.
Jacob_Quinn: Kicking in the door.
Alphonse: to question her
Jacob_Quinn: Catching her asleep if we can.
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: lets wake up samuel and tell him to watch judith though
Alphonse: thats important
Alphonse: we dont want her making a break for it
Jacob_Quinn: Oh yeah.
Alphonse: can we trust samuel to tell him whats going on
Jacob_Quinn: I think so.
Jacob_Quinn: He's always cooperated with us.
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: we shake samuel awake
Alphonse: he wakes up and 3 dogs standing menacingly over him
Igfig: "whuh? AAAAA"
Mordecai: How much do we want to tell him?
Jacob_Quinn: "Don't worry, Samuel."
Alphonse: "Oh calm down. We need you to do important work for the dogs"
Jacob_Quinn: "We need your help."
Alphonse: lets just tell him to keep his mother from going anywhere
Igfig: he looks very apprehensive, but nods
Alphonse: no matter what the cost
Alphonse: lets leave him with a weapon
Jacob_Quinn: "We need you to look over your mother. She needs rest, and she's not feeling right."
Jacob_Quinn: I hand him my revolver.
Jacob_Quinn: "We need you to keep her safe."
Jacob_Quinn: "Make sure she doesn't leave."
Igfig: he looks at the revolver with big eyes
Alphonse: "Just point and squeeze"
Alphonse: "The king of life will be grateful I'm sure"
Jacob_Quinn: "Just a precaution."
Igfig: then his brow furrows, and he nods again, more definitively this time.
Igfig: "You can count on me."
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: should we block the doo
Mordecai: "Thank you."
Alphonse: r
Jacob_Quinn: Proably.
Alphonse: alright
Mordecai: There are still windows, I don't think blocking a door would stop someone if they really wanted out.
Alphonse: we jam a chair under the front door to make sure it cant be opened from the inside
Alphonse: yeah but it could give a few precious seconds
Alphonse: now let's move
Jacob_Quinn: To Constance's!
Alphonse: we make our way to constance's house....
Alphonse: we need some good music for this
Jacob_Quinn: Doodlydoodlydoodlydoodly.
Igfig: yes, do take a moment to get some good music on the jukebox
Alphonse: maybe like 1920's hard boiled detective 
Alphonse: link me the jukebox?
Mordecai: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html
Alphonse: alright what song are we going with for this
Igfig: or detective music on youtube, dramatic fight music on the jukebox for if that happens
Igfig: hmm
Mordecai: I may have found a good song already, waiting for it to load.
Mordecai: I have it on youtube and the jukebox, so we'll see.
Mordecai: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRJJQBI13B249BBEE1
Mordecai: Tuning seems alright so far.
Alphonse: its loading for me
Alphonse: SO
Igfig: so
Alphonse: we are in front of the hous
Alphonse: how are we doing this
Igfig: you are
Alphonse: go in and catch her in the confusion loud and fast
Alphonse: or sneak in and pin her down 
Mordecai: Or, if we want to fit this music, we could call her out.
Jacob_Quinn: I say we don't let her arm herself if we can avoid it.
Alphonse: we should do that yar but I want to make sure she isnt trying something
Alphonse: so lets sneak in then?
Mordecai: Yar, I'd rather not get shotgunned.
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Jacob_Quinn: I should be able to pick the lock.
Alphonse: is that a thing jacob can do?
Jacob_Quinn: He's a tinker.
Jacob_Quinn: I'm sure he can.
Alphonse: ooh good choice for the music
Alphonse: alright go for it
Igfig: oh yeah, I just got to the good part
Jacob_Quinn: So we sneak in.
Alphonse: jacob deflty picks the lock
Igfig: sure, you can see that it's a pretty simple lock. Shouldn't be tough at all to do
Alphonse: with his knowledge of mechanics
Mordecai: Can't go wrong with some Morricone, might want to lower the threshold on the jukebox though, some of these jumps are terrible.
Alphonse: I draw my revolver
Igfig: and the door comes open with only the slightest of bumps
Alphonse: and silently sneak inside
Mordecai: Nevermind, apparently they are all terrible, I only lowered the threshold to 70 and there is only one left.
Igfig: the rest of you going in too?
Alphonse: of course
Alphonse: we're together in this
Igfig: all right
Alphonse: is it a bungalo
Mordecai: I'm thinking I might wait outside with Barton in case she tries to run?
Igfig: oh yeah, these later jumps are awful, one sec lemme fix
Alphonse: thatd be good yeah or
Mordecai: Plus my rifle isn't the best for close up.
Alphonse: maybe have just barton wait inside
Alphonse: outside*
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: no okay thats fine
Alphonse: barton and you out there
Igfig: ok
Alphonse: me and jacob inside
Mordecai: I'll be close.
Igfig: yes, it's a single-story bulding
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: so no stairs to worry about creaking
Alphonse: so we sneak inside
Igfig: you're making your way stealthily down the hall
Alphonse: and lets just try each door in turn
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: the kids are probably around here
Alphonse: so we reach the first door
Igfig: first door, look inside
Alphonse: i slowly open the door
Igfig: just a bunch of sleeping kids
Igfig: no mom to be seen
Alphonse: alrighty
Alphonse: should we risk closing the door
Alphonse: the click of the door might be too loud
Jacob_Quinn: I have a feeling they're going to wake up aynway.
Jacob_Quinn: Unless Constance complies.
Jacob_Quinn: IN which case they're not.
Alphonse: oh well
Alphonse: lets leave it slightly open
Alphonse: we sneak along to the next door though
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: this one must he hers
Alphonse: be*
Alphonse: i stand crouched outside
Alphonse: and slowly turn the doorknob
Alphonse: pushing open the door smoothly
Igfig: it looks like... a storage room of some sort? Some furniture and things piled up
Alphonse: hmmm
Igfig: "Momma?"
Alphonse: hrrrrkkk
Alphonse: SMOTHER THE KID
Alphonse: DO IT JACOB
Mordecai: Yes, smothering kids, the forte of Dogs everywhere.
Alphonse: oh ya igfig can we assume we grabbed rope before we came here
Jacob_Quinn: Is it what's-her-name?
Jacob_Quinn: Elsie?
Igfig: yes on the rope
Alphonse: alrigh5
Alphonse: at least cover her mouth 
Alphonse: she'll trust the dogs
Igfig: and nah, looks to be a little boy, Constance's youngest
Alphonse: we can tell her she needs to go back to bed and stay quiet
Alphonse: tell him then
Jacob_Quinn: "Shhh. We just need to talk to your mother. Can you go back to bed for us and be very quiet?"
Jacob_Quinn: "Your mother may be in danger, we need to protect her."
Alphonse: "The dogs will take care of any bad things happening don't worry"
Igfig: sitting up in... looks like his old crib? Guess he didn't take well to the transition to a big-boy bed
Igfig: (he's like four)
Alphonse: oh ahha hes in the storage room
Alphonse: what a nerd
Alphonse: oh well
Igfig: "okay" he whispers
Igfig: lies back down and pulls the blankets over his head
Alphonse: alrighty
Jacob_Quinn: What a weirdo.
Alphonse: i close the dooor
Mordecai: That is both adorable and potentially sad.
Alphonse: and move on the next one
Alphonse: yeah it is
Igfig: only one door left, must be her room
Alphonse: my revolver is ready
Alphonse: knees week arms spaghetti
Alphonse: weak*
Mordecai: Either of you going to check the storage room for signs of demonic stuff?  Or will you be doing that after hog tying her?
Igfig: the doornob glints in the moonlight
Igfig: *knob
Alphonse: lets hogtie her first
Alphonse: i dont want to make too much noise ransacking the place
Alphonse: she would shoot first at the dark figures 
Alphonse: and ask questions later
Jacob_Quinn: I think you can probably just hold her down and point a gun at her face.
Jacob_Quinn: She'll get it.
Alphonse: i carefully open the door
Igfig: SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FACE
Igfig: no not really
Alphonse: im like 90% sure you had her waiting for us
Igfig: she's still asleep
Alphonse: okay good
Alphonse: we creep up
Mordecai: Now the question is, do you try and tie her first, or do you locate the shotgun first?
Igfig: lying very serenely in her nightgown
Alphonse: hmmm
Igfig: shotgun is within arm's reach of the bed
Alphonse: the gun was in the kitchen wasnt it
Alphonse: dang
Alphonse: lets grab thaat first then
Jacob_Quinn: Go grab it.
Igfig: sitting on a chair
Jacob_Quinn: She's asleep.
Alphonse: i creep over
Alphonse: and motion for jacob to stand over her incase she gets up quickly
Alphonse: he can shove her back down
Alphonse: I reach towards the shotgun
Igfig: ...
Alphonse: and pull it towards me 
Igfig: you have the shotgun
Alphonse: excellent
Alphonse: I unload it 
Alphonse: now
Alphonse: I bring out the rope
Alphonse: prepare it over her
Alphonse: me and jacob are so ready
Alphonse: we feel badass
Igfig: the shotgun makes a distinct clatter as you open it
Igfig: Lot of moving pieces of metal there
Igfig: "Hmm?"
Alphonse: lets hope shes not a light sleeper
Alphonse: SHIT
Alphonse: TIE HER UP
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob probably should've done that.
Alphonse: yeah
Jacob_Quinn: "Be quiet, Constance."
Jacob_Quinn: "You don't want to wake the children."
Alphonse: yeah great talk to her that'll help
Alphonse: are you tying her up
Igfig: her eyes open
Jacob_Quinn: You have the rope.
Alphonse: GOD DAMMMIT AJCOB
Alphonse: I TACKLE HER
Jacob_Quinn: Let's see if she'll just agree to have her hands tied and go outside.
Igfig: do you have a gun in her face?
Jacob_Quinn: Dude, Jesus.
Alphonse: uh
Alphonse: sure ya
Alphonse: i just have the revolver up
Alphonse: and tell her to be quiet
Jacob_Quinn: "Can we talk outside?"
Igfig: I meant jacob. You're still holding the shotgun, Al
Alphonse: i dont think she will believe us
Alphonse: what with me holding a gun
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: ya
Igfig: it takes two hands to unload a shotgun, pretty sure
Alphonse: im holding the shotgun
Jacob_Quinn: Yes.
Jacob_Quinn: i do.
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway.
Igfig: okay
Jacob_Quinn: Will she go quietly outside with us?
Jacob_Quinn: Despite Alphonse apparently being intent on murdering what is - to this point - the much more innocent of the two parties.
Igfig: so yeah, she looks around at the two of you with guns and her in her nightgown
Igfig: and nods
Igfig: gets to her feet, puts on some shoes
Jacob_Quinn: "Can we tie your hands? You'll get your say, but it's been a very trying night and we'd rather be safe."
Igfig: "Rather you didn't."
Jacob_Quinn: "Fair enough. I'll be keeping the gun on you, then."
Jacob_Quinn: Keep the rope ready, Alphonse.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: I'm also ready to club her with a shotgun
Jacob_Quinn: So we go outside, quietly.
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Mordecai's still there outside
Jacob_Quinn: And Barton.
Alphonse: woof
Igfig: yep
Mordecai: Yup, just a bit of a ways out from the house so I have a good view of all of it.
Igfig: "Right then. What d'you want."
Jacob_Quinn: "We know about yours and Judith's plan to derail the marriage. We also know about the demon."
Jacob_Quinn: "Now, one of you summoned that demon, and Judith swears it was you."
Igfig: She doesn't say anything.
Alphonse: "If you don't say anything we can easily assume you're guilty"
Jacob_Quinn: "Not a great start, Constance. You really want to work with us here."
Igfig: haha I'm just having trouble thinking like her because that background music is making me feel all apprehensive
Igfig: let me turn it off
Jacob_Quinn: Hahahahaha.
Mordecai: Dun dun duns.
Igfig: actually I'm just having a hard time thinking of how she'd react to this at all
Igfig: can I take a few minutes recess and grab a drink and think about this some more
Alphonse: yeah sure
Mordecai: Well, I found another Morricone that works better in the jukebox, but I don't think it fits the current situation.
Igfig: keep the same one, just turn off all the arcs and just play the whole thing on repeat
Igfig: okay, anyway
Igfig: "You're wrong."
Jacob_Quinn: "About which part?"
Igfig: "You. Just all of you. What you're doing is wrong."
Jacob_Quinn: "Protecting this town from demons is wrong?"
Alphonse: "We are the ones who decide what's right and what's wrong"
Igfig: "Ruining people's lives, is wrong. Tearing families apart, is wrong."
Igfig: "No you aren't."
Alphonse: "How do you justify conspiring to kill hamilton then, ruining lives, tearing families apart?"
Jacob_Quinn: "Seems to me you're the ones who killed a young boy's father. Seems to me you're the ones standing in the way."
Igfig: "I helped put down a mad dog. I kept two families together."
Alphonse: "Who summoned the demon"
Igfig: "Judith needs her son, and I don't need him. I will stand in the way of anyone who says otherwise."
Alphonse: or maybe i should say why did you summon a demon
Alphonse: ya ill go with that
Alphonse: "Why did you summon a demon"
Igfig: "I didn't summon any demons. The King of Life gave me the power to help right wrongs, and that's what I did."
Alphonse: "Hate to break it to you, but that's not your job, it's ours"
Alphonse: lets club her with the gun and tie her up
Alphonse: daze her so she won't struggle
Alphonse: im assuming someone is standing behind her
Igfig: "Sure, and who gave you that job? The same folk who make the rules that put us in this spot to begin with."
Alphonse: "The same people who are the means to fix those problems. If you'd just talked to the dogs about what was happening in your town it could have all been solved without any deaths"
Igfig: "Just what is it about a woman in charge that scares you dogs and elders so much?"
Alphonse: jacob smack her with your gun
Jacob_Quinn: I don't know that that's necessary.
Alphonse: well we need to tie her u
Alphonse: p
Alphonse: I dont want her struggling
Alphonse: it'll just daze her
Jacob_Quinn: She isn't strggling.
Igfig: she hasn't struggled at all yet
Alphonse: she will when we try to tie her up
Alphonse: "We need to tie you up"
Igfig: "No you don't.
Jacob_Quinn: Why do we need to?
Jacob_Quinn: She's being cooperative.
Jacob_Quinn: We have two guns and a dog on her.
Alphonse: "Will you come with us to the town then"
Jacob_Quinn: Are we just done talking to her then?
Alphonse: yeah
Igfig: "I'd rather talk here."
Alphonse: it's clear she summoned the demon
Alphonse: "We aren't talking anymore"
Jacob_Quinn: "Just answer the question, Constance.
Alphonse: we can deal with judith
Jacob_Quinn: "Did you summon it?"
Alphonse: she doesnt believe its a demon
Alphonse: she thinks it was like
Alphonse: idk an angel of the king of life
Jacob_Quinn: Doesn't matter.
Jacob_Quinn: if she summoned it, she's dead.
Alphonse: okay
Igfig: "Just what d'you think will happen if you kill me? What d'you think will happen to my family? If you were really men of God, you'd be here to heal this community's wounds, not dig new ones."
Igfig: in retrospect, this should really have been a conflict
Alphonse: "You're a cancer that we will purge before the town can heal
Igfig: but I think it's a bit late to start conflicting now
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: also two guns on her isnt really much of a conflict
Alphonse: we can force her to comply
Igfig: talking conflict
Jacob_Quinn: "if you really believed you were so right, why don't you just answer the question? If you really thought it was an act of good, why was it Judith who had to be the host?"
Mordecai: Technically three, since I have my rifle out.
Jacob_Quinn: "It's not a woman in charge that frightens us, Constance. It's a woman who brought a demon into the same town as her children so she wouldn't have to accept an outsider's help."
Igfig: "Judith took care of her own problems. Yeah, I helped her. Yeah, I put something inside her. Courage. That's what it was."
Alphonse: there we go jacob
Alphonse: she summoned the demon
Jacob_Quinn: "Funny, inspiring people requires a lot less chanting where we come from."
Alphonse: pft
Alphonse: should we cover her mouth so she can't speak and spread corruption when we gather the town
Igfig: ooh, reversing the blow there
Jacob_Quinn: Probably.
Jacob_Quinn: Under the circumstances, I don't think we can let her say goodbye to her children.
Alphonse: yeah nah
Igfig: in retrospect, I guess she might as well have been okay with going towards town with you
Alphonse: "Now, come to town with us"
Alphonse: "We're done talking so we're going to cover your mouth
Igfig: so let's say you were already on your way there as you spoke
Alphonse: sure
Jacob_Quinn: Someone oughta stay with the kids.
Alphonse: lets just get them to come with us
Jacob_Quinn: We can't just eave them alone in a house outside town.
Alphonse: we can't leave them here waking up wondering where mom is
Jacob_Quinn: And watch their mother executed?
Jacob_Quinn: No thanks.
Igfig: "Get your hands off me."
Alphonse: smack her jacob
Alphonse: we can't let her spread her false doctrines
Jacob_Quinn: "you surrendered the right to your personal space when you brought a demon into this town. If you think we're going to make you comfortable before you die, you're sadly mistaken."
Mordecai: Um, I suppose me and Barton will stay with the kids?  Mordecai comes from a big family, and kids love dogs, so yeah.
Jacob_Quinn: "We're not the Stewards, we're not your friends. We're the Dogs. We cleanse the wound."
Alphonse: what if you leave barton there to guard the kids while we are at town
Alphonse: we can send someone there afterwards
Mordecai: Could we leave Ben and Paul here?  Since they aren't here.
Igfig: yeah, you will all want to be here for the ending
Jacob_Quinn: Can we just leave Ghost Ben and Paul?
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah.
Igfig: oh yeah, do that
Alphonse: yeah lets leave ben and paul
Alphonse: we move their sleeping bodies into beds
Mordecai: Ben naps up against the side of the 4 year old's crib.
Igfig: using the power of dog teleportation
Alphonse: so finally since no one else will
Mordecai: Nah, I will.
Alphonse: I bash her over the back of her head with the shotgun to knock her down and daze her
Igfig: hmmmmmm
Jacob_Quinn: We need to gag her.
Alphonse: and then yank back her hands and tie them up, and cover her mouth with a gag
Igfig: I am trying to decide something
Igfig: okay, so you hit her in the back of the head
Igfig: she falls to her knees
Igfig: stays there for a moment
Alphonse: with a shotgun ig
Jacob_Quinn: Is she gonna turn into a demon?
Igfig: I realize
Alphonse: a heavy clunky metal shotgun
Igfig: and then says "No."
Alphonse: aw man
Igfig: and gets back to her feet
Igfig: and now
Igfig: I think
Alphonse: demon fight I suppose
Igfig: it's time for that battle music
Mordecai: We are past the point of words at least.
Igfig: begin conflict
Mordecai: Ooooooooooooooh I may or may not have something.
Igfig: I guess we're starting physical?
Mordecai: Probably not, don't think it quite fits, but it is one of the best infinite loop songs I've seen on the jukebox so far.
Mordecai: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRFFJYV13D8E81D175
Mordecai: But yar probably not that one.
Jacob_Quinn: What do we roll? Body and Acuity?
Mordecai: Physical is body and will.
Igfig: Body and Will
Alphonse: well im holding my gun
Alphonse: so i think i may aim to shoot
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah I have a gun on her.
Igfig: okay
Alphonse: but idk if i want to kill her
Alphonse: i still want to execute her
Alphonse: its important to remind people of sins
Jacob_Quinn: If she's demoning, we may not really have a choice.
Alphonse: yeah
Mordecai: Either way.
Mordecai: 8d6
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Alphonse: 8d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5]
Igfig: she doesn't look any different, you think?
Alphonse: dang
Jacob_Quinn: 8d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 6]
Igfig: 9d6
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Mordecai: And, I suppose this is Constance.
Mordecai: 1d4 Constance almost shot me.
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6]
Igfig: and let's see, I think her family relationship can come in hee
Igfig: 2d10
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6]
Alphonse: hah
Igfig: a 1 and a 2, wow
Alphonse: HAAAH
Jacob_Quinn: So is she or is she not a demon?
Jacob_Quinn: She did just shake off a blow to the skull with seemingly no ill effects.
Alphonse: its dark we cant see yet
Alphonse: but yeah
Mordecai: He didn't roll demon dice.
Igfig: it's dark, and she doesn't have anything as overt as Judith did
Mordecai: So she hasn't yet at least.
Alphonse: maybe her demon powers are just strength or somethign
Alphonse: well i think she should raise first
Igfig: but yeah, she did stand up after a blow straight to the head, so that's a thing
Igfig: yeah, I believe she will
Igfig: she turns around and grabs the butt of the shotgun
Igfig: RAISE 3 4
Dogtuna: Raised 7. Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob laughs.
Alphonse: im the one holding the shotgun
Mordecai: So I think that raise is only against Alphonse, yeah.
Jacob_Quinn: "You're not even the first demon we've dealt with today."
Alphonse: yeah
Igfig: yeah, it's alphonse
Jacob_Quinn: Don't we usualyl all see?
Jacob_Quinn: Or is that only talking ones?
Mordecai: It depends on the action.
Jacob_Quinn: Ah.
Igfig: yeah, usually it's for talking ones
Jacob_Quinn: Well then nevermind. I don't laugh yet.
Alphonse: I'm briefly confused but I yank back the butt of the gun away from her and raise my leg and kick her away
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5]
Alphonse: SEE 5 2
Dogtuna: Blocked for 7. Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Igfig: this fight though, targets are called specifically
Alphonse: whose going whats the raise order?
Igfig: lessee
Igfig: mordecai, then jacob I think
Alphonse: so me first?
Mordecai: I did have triple 6's, yeah.
Alphonse: right now I'm only talking
Mordecai: Nah you're last I think.
Alphonse: oh
Alphonse: ya
Alphonse: okay
Alphonse: mordecai go
Mordecai: Oh dear, right.
Mordecai: So we aren't trying to kill her here, we want to execute her in town.
Alphonse: yes
Mordecai: Legs or arm?
Alphonse: legs
Alphonse: well
Alphonse: arms
Alphonse: yeah arms
Jacob_Quinn: When we fought Judith, we just shot her a lot and then she reverted,
Alphonse: she kept the wounds
Alphonse: i sort of desperately kept her alive remember
Jacob_Quinn: Oh yeah.
Mordecai: Jacob, your opinion on leg or arm?
Jacob_Quinn: Arm.
Jacob_Quinn: I don't wanna carry her.
Mordecai: Right.
Igfig: also let's say you're just on the edge of town now
Mordecai: Also, is she standing still right now or did she get pushed over again?
Igfig: you can see the town square from here
Igfig: still standing
Mordecai: Right.
Mordecai: Eh, I don't think I'll roll any more traits at the moment.
Alphonse: yeah
Alphonse: just get rid of that arm
Mordecai: Grabbing a hold of Constance's right arm I bring my leg up to shove against her to try and dislocate it from her shoulder.
Mordecai: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6]
Alphonse: ouch
Igfig: as you grab her arm, her steely eyes stare into yours
Igfig: 1d10 steely eyes
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5, 6, 9]
Igfig: SEE 9 4
Dogtuna: Blocked for 13. Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 5, 6]
Igfig: and she twists out of your grasp
Igfig: uh, should I raise again or do you want to keep going in order
Igfig: I forget how we did it with judith
Igfig: probably keep in order
Alphonse: yeah lets go with order
Jacob_Quinn: So I'm up?
Igfig: yep
Alphonse: she twists out of his grasp so jacob lunges in
Mordecai: Um, the fight with Judith possessed?  I don't remember.
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob is still smiling.
Alphonse: we went with reasonable reactions
Mordecai: All I remember is Mordecai reacting with gunfire.
Alphonse: i was knocked out when the other guy joined
Jacob_Quinn: "You asked us why the Dogs were necessary. You asked us why you scared us."
Jacob_Quinn: 2d10
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Motherfuck.
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway. "This is why."
Jacob_Quinn: And I put my gun to the back of her leg.
Jacob_Quinn: And fire.
Alphonse: ARM\ARNM
Alphonse: ARM
Alphonse: NOT LEG
Jacob_Quinn: I'll carry her.
Alphonse: fine
Alphonse: leg]
Mordecai: We aren't that far from town.
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 6 6
Dogtuna: Raised 12. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Alphonse: i guess ya
Igfig: heheh, okay
Alphonse: did you roll for your gun
Alphonse: remember its 1d4 + 1d6
Mordecai: He did.
Alphonse: alright
Jacob_Quinn: No I didn't
Jacob_Quinn: I rolled my Dog trait
Jacob_Quinn: My gun is 2d8
Mordecai: Oh.
Alphonse: ok
Jacob_Quinn: 2d8
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: 1d4
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Alphonse: god DAMN
Jacob_Quinn: Can't stop these ones.
Igfig: hehehe
Igfig: okay, so
Alphonse: well law of probability says my rolls are gunna be pretty good
Mordecai: I'm testing out the tuning of a new song, not sure if the early parts of this song fit the situation though.  Probably not.
Igfig: your shot raises sparks where it impacts with her leg
Igfig: yes, sparks
Alphonse: welp
Jacob_Quinn: Sweet.
Igfig: and you notice
Igfig: that while her eyes are normally, yes, steely
Igfig: at the moment they appear to be actually steel
Alphonse: shes a robot
Igfig: 4d8 demon possession
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Igfig: oh COME ON
Jacob_Quinn: Hahaha.
Jacob_Quinn: This is the lamest fight.
Mordecai: Demons are fickle things.
Alphonse: this is brilliant
Igfig: and judging from the great big dent in her leg now, you'd warrant that she's all steel everywhere under her skin as well
Alphonse: what the god damn
Igfig: (protip: you can get some great effects by just taking metaphors literally)
Alphonse: okay so it's my turn?
Igfig: oh, I didn't actually see did I
Igfig: whoops
Igfig: SEE 5 3 2 1 1
Dogtuna: Igfig, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Igfig: SEE 5 3 2 1 1 FALLOUT 8
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 12. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 6]
Alphonse: we fuck that up EVERY time
Jacob_Quinn: Gotta get them ones out.
Alphonse: isnt it d10
Alphonse: for a gunshot
Igfig: normally yes
Alphonse: alright
Alphonse: cause steel
Mordecai: But she is steel.
Jacob_Quinn: She is a robot.
Alphonse: okay
Alphonse: so NOW its my turn
Alphonse: POOL
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Igfig: but she has some things from being possessed, yeah
Alphonse: hmmmmm
Alphonse: what should the waffle do
Igfig: also she takes one fewer die of fallout, but I'm not sure I recall how to remove fallout from a pool
Igfig: hmm
Mordecai: I'd say a 5 and a 3 or a 5 and a 2, unless you roll some stuff.
Alphonse: i kinda want to remove one of those limbz
Alphonse: I mean an action
Alphonse: hmmm
Mordecai: You mean the limbs of steel?
Mordecai: Maybe try a spiritual assault?  Seeing as she has gone into demon possession mode now.
Alphonse: you know what I think I'll just bash her with the shotgun again
Alphonse: last time I was aiming to wound 
Alphonse: when I see the sparks on her legs I do not hesitate, knowing a bullet won't do much damage I twist the shotgun around in my hand and swing it like a bat directly at her skull
Alphonse: 3d4 
Dogtuna: Alphonse's pool is [1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5]
Alphonse: thats for my body
Alphonse: come on dogtuna
Alphonse: igfig did dogtuna break
Alphonse: oh no
Igfig: just slow
Mordecai: Or it was Mibbit being slow, I didn't see any of that till it all updated at once.
Igfig: I think it was her
Alphonse: i disconnected i think
Alphonse: wait wy did i type 3d5
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah Mibbit has been weird for me tonight.
Alphonse: 4*
Alphonse: how do i remove dice again
Igfig: I think REMOVE
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: just REMOVE # # #
Mordecai: Yar you got a 2 a 3 and a 4
Igfig: yes?
Igfig: is this doing yes?
Jacob_Quinn: I'm so confused.
Alphonse: nope it was me i disconnected
Alphonse: am i back
Alphonse: can you see what im saying?
Alphonse: igfig? mordecai? Jacob_Quinn?
Alphonse: god dammit
Igfig: oh, now I can see
Igfig: haha
Igfig: you just popped in all at once
Alphonse: goooodddd dammiiittt
Jacob_Quinn: Hahaha,
Jacob_Quinn: Maybe reconnect?
Alphonse: whenever i come back i wanted to remove the dice i accidentally added at 3d4, reroll for 3d6 to get the proper dice, and then RAISE 5 5
Igfig: you are back now
Alphonse: whats the command to remove dice from my pool
Igfig: it's REMOVE 2 3 4
Alphonse: i need to remove 2 3 4
Igfig: yes, do that command
Igfig: can you see us talking waffle
Jacob_Quinn: I don't think he can.
Alphonse: ya i figured
Alphonse: im still dc'ing or something
Alphonse: can someone do this roll for me
Alphonse: add the pool i had as a seperate person and do the roll for me?
Alphonse: I'm going to go see if i can fix my wifi
Igfig: hmm
Jacob_Quinn: That was odd.
Igfig: if I kick you, I can change my name to Alphonse and roll your pool for you
Igfig: you're getting kicked Al
Alphonse was kicked by Igfig.
Igfig: well shit, no I can't
Igfig: his name is still taken
Mordecai: Oh dear.
Igfig: well in any case, we don't have to take anything out of his pool
Igfig: oh wait, right, he wanted to roll stuff
Igfig: ok
Alphonse2: ADD 1 2 3 3 5 5
Dogtuna: Added [1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5] to pool. Alphonse2's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Alphonse2: 3d6
Dogtuna: Alphonse2's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5]
Mordecai: And guess he is still raising that 5 5.
Alphonse2: imagine so
Alphonse2: RAISE 5 5
Dogtuna: Raised 10. Alphonse2's pool is [1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5]
Igfig: POOL
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 6]
Igfig: ok
Igfig: She sees the shotgun coming and like some kind of bull just straight up headbutts it
Igfig: 2d4 stubborn
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 6]
Igfig: and then SEE 4 6
Igfig: SEE 4 6
Dogtuna: Blocked for 10. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3]
Igfig: and then I guess it's her turn?
Jacob_Quinn: Yep.
Igfig: okay, let's see
Igfig: Even though you all have guns and she is just in her nightgown, she is okay on her own because she Doesn't Need Help
Igfig: 2d6
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6]
Igfig: what are your pools?
Jacob_Quinn: POOL
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Mordecai: POOL
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6]
Mordecai: And then Alphonse has 4 3's, a 2, a 1, and a 5.
Igfig: yep
Igfig: uhm
Igfig: She continues to spin, her mouth splitting in a grin, and you see that all her teeth are long metal needles now
Jacob_Quinn: Awesome.
Mordecai: Radical.
Igfig: and her open mouth is headed straight for your outstretched shotgun-holding arm, Javob
Jacob_Quinn: Dare I say *sunglasses* metal?
Igfig: RAISE 3 6
Dogtuna: Raised 9. Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3]
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob laughs yet again.
Jacob_Quinn: "Ever seen a Dog's coat?"
Jacob_Quinn: 2d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6]
Igfig: I keep forgetting about those
Jacob_Quinn: SEE 6 3
Dogtuna: Blocked for 9. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: "How's that taste?"
Jacob_Quinn: So Mordecai now?
Igfig: Think so yeah
Mordecai: Right right.
Mordecai: Would you say she is off-balance from the coat to the face?
Igfig: sure
Mordecai: Wait, no, more thinking needed.
Jacob_Quinn: I think she's currently latched onto me.
Mordecai: Maybe.
Mordecai: Cause if she is off-balance, then depending on what I do I think I can bring the wait until the proper time thing, maybe.
Jacob_Quinn: You could say you just let her gnaw on my arm for a sec, knowing it's not gonna hurt me.
Igfig: whichever you like best
Mordecai: I'm thinking, we go for the classic combo, not that we've been doing this long enough for there to be classics really.
Jacob_Quinn: I'm all about the Wombo Combo.
Mordecai: Mordecai pauses for a moment, and then lets out a sharp whistle sending Barton who had been waiting to the side directly into the side of Constance to try and bowl her over.
Mordecai: 2d10
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 6]
Mordecai: 2d8
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 8]
Mordecai: RAISE 6 8
Dogtuna: Raised 14. Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6]
Mordecai: Darn, kinda hoped for a 10, two would have been hilarious.
Jacob_Quinn: "Good boy, Barton! Whosagoodboy."
Igfig: okay, hmm
Igfig: if you have a good music yet yin, now would be a good time to start it
Igfig: because Constance does go tumbling
Mordecai: I might suggest starting up the It Has to Be This Way one I linked earlier in that case.
Igfig: ok, can go back to tht I guess
Mordecai: I shall link again.
Mordecai: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRFFJYV13D8E81D175
Mordecai: I mean it is final boss music after all.
Igfig: still had it open, just not playing while I looked for other potential themes
Igfig: anyway
Mordecai: Yar, I may look around for other options as well.
Mordecai: Especially since the lyrics definitely don't fit.
Igfig: her left hand appears to have been wrenched in the fall
Igfig: but she looks down at it
Igfig: smiles
Igfig: and looks up to the sky
Igfig: shards of metal burst through her skin all down her arm
Igfig: her hand comes right off
Igfig: and left there is the barrel of a gun poking out of her sleeve
Igfig: so that's, first
Igfig: 5d10 from calling on the demons
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: BRIGADIER GENERAL BASQUE GRAND
Igfig: and then 6d6 Acuity for escalating
Igfig: 6d6
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 6, 6, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: Twoooos.
Mordecai: Oh dear.
Igfig: anyway, that see
Igfig: SEE 1 1 2 2 4 4 FALLOUT 6
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 14. Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 8]
Igfig: and whose turn is it now?
Igfig: Jacob?
Mordecai: It would be Jacob's, yeah.
Jacob_Quinn: POOL
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: "I've seen worse."
Jacob_Quinn: 1d6
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: For my Demon trait.
Jacob_Quinn: "I've seen worse TODAY."
Jacob_Quinn: "I didn't fail then, and I won't fail now."
Jacob_Quinn: 2d8
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5]
Jacob_Quinn: Okay, OOC question.
Jacob_Quinn: i know a lot about how guns work.
Igfig: sure
Jacob_Quinn: Could I deduce a way to disable that arm cannon?
Igfig: hmm
Igfig: well, I suppose if you just wedged something in there that would stop it working pretty well
Igfig: you can't see much of its workings though due to it being mostly in her sleeve
Jacob_Quinn: Oh man, huge character moment then.
Jacob_Quinn: "My father built this gun. It was his last project. It was how he taught me everything he knows."
Jacob_Quinn: Knew*
Jacob_Quinn: 2d10.
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5]
Mordecai: Crud.
Jacob_Quinn: With a sad smile, I jam the barrel of my shotgun into the barrel of her gun and pull the trigger.
Mordecai: Admittedly it is another 5.
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 5 5
Dogtuna: Raised 10. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5]
Mordecai: More people would be pretty useful, Paul would be great here I think.
Igfig: well I guess that, knowing that her arm is going anyway, she'll just fire it right back
Igfig: 1d8 + 1d4
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 6, 6, 8]
Jacob_Quinn: SWEET.
Igfig: SEE 6 3 1 FALLOUT 8
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 10. Igfig's pool is [1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 8]
Igfig: her gun arm is gone from the elbow down now
Jacob_Quinn: I assume my shotgun fared little better.
Igfig: but, uh, your own gun is pretty messed up too now
Igfig: yeah
Mordecai: So yay, no gun shooty at us.  Sadly a distinct loss of shotgun.
Jacob_Quinn: I have another gun.
Igfig: as for Alphonse... Waffle said he's not coming back
Mordecai: Yeah.
Igfig: so I guess alphonse gives?
Jacob_Quinn: Well that
Jacob_Quinn: 's inconvenient.
Igfig: I dunno
Igfig: I think between the two of you you're still fine
Mordecai: His internet had horrible timing.
Mordecai: I know I have some good options yet.
Mordecai: Maybe.
Mordecai: I don't think proficient cook or knowledge of herbs and plants will help here actually.
Igfig: Constance doesn't even flinch, just brushes her sleeve aside
Igfig: 1d10 well organized
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 8]
Igfig: :(
Jacob_Quinn: Hahahaha.
Igfig: and with her other hand, grabs the dog that knocked her over
Jacob_Quinn: BARTON.
Igfig: and throws it back at Mordecai
Mordecai: Not Barton!
Igfig: uhh I guess that'll be
Igfig: RAISE 8 6 because I'm crazy
Dogtuna: Raised 14. Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3]
Mordecai: POOL
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6]
Mordecai: Right.
Igfig: she also deals fallout dice that are one size larger than usual
Mordecai: Oh right, I don't have a relationship with Barton because we decided against that I think.
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: he's already a trait
Mordecai: Well, an item, but yar.
Igfig: oh right
Mordecai: Crud.
Mordecai: So the fallout for this would be 10s then right?
Igfig: 8s I think
Igfig: the dog is a blunt object when used in this manner
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah she just threw a dog at you.
Mordecai: But you also said she deals fallout dice one size larger then usual?  Unless blunt is d6 normally.
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: so d8
Igfig: yes blunt is usually d6
Mordecai: Oh, well that is that then.
Mordecai: Still not all that great.
Mordecai: But I can't think of a proper trait to invoke for defense against my dog being thrown at me.
Mordecai: SEE 5 5 4
Dogtuna: Mordecai, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Mordecai: Barton barrels into me and knocks us both to the ground.
Mordecai: Oh, whoops.
Mordecai: SEE 5 5 4 FALLOUT 8
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 14. Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 6]
Igfig: so now it's Mordecai again I think?
Mordecai: Yup.
Mordecai: I move quickly to get back up, Barton doesn't move.
Mordecai: I peer her over, looking for any signs of weakness, any signs of tiring that my training as a hunter would reveal to me.
Mordecai: 2d8 skilled hunter
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: Ouch.
Mordecai: But I have a hard time focusing with Barton laying next to me, still not moving, I've helped raise many dogs with my family, but Barton was mine.  Barton was the only dog I had personally trained from birth.
Mordecai: Would I be allowed to take the I have raised many dogs trait into this with that?
Igfig: uhh
Igfig: I mean yes probably
Mordecai: It's kinda, eeehhh, yeah.
Igfig: how did you all get so many traits
Mordecai: Strong History
Igfig: fair enough
Mordecai: Well, I'll hold off a moment before rolling that one.
Mordecai: Pulling out my rifle it's less about the hunt now.  Less about the Dogs.  It's about my dog.
Mordecai: 1d8
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6]
Mordecai: 1d4
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6]
Mordecai: Sheesh.
Jacob_Quinn: God damn.
Mordecai: Yeah, I think I'll take that yes probably then.
Mordecai: 2d8
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6]
Mordecai: Welp.
Mordecai: I don't care about the execution anymore, I aim for the head and shoot.
Mordecai: RAISE 4 6
Dogtuna: Raised 10. Mordecai's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3]
Igfig: oh damn it is past midnight I am falling asleep
Igfig: POOL
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3]
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah this has gone on a long time.
Igfig: ooh, right in the open mouth
Igfig: SEE 2 2 3 3
Dogtuna: Igfig, please specify the Fallout dice received when you Take the Blow
Igfig: SEE 2 2 3 3 FALLOUT 8
Dogtuna: Took the Blow for 10. Igfig's pool is [1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2]
Mordecai: Well, we all tend to put quite a bit of thought into our actions during the conflicts, or at least a fair bit.  So I think it takes us longer to do this stuff then I dunno.
Igfig: aaand uh
Mordecai: Jacob's turn I think.
Igfig: you know what, you've clearly won this battle
Igfig: go ahead and take your turn jacob, you can raise 10 right
Igfig: that uses me up
Mordecai: Yeah, he has quite a few 5s on hand.
Igfig: so I am sleepy enough that I can't think well
Igfig: uh, I should be giving from a metagame perspective
Igfig: and I feel like it would be better for the plot if you did actually execute her
Jacob_Quinn: I'll shoot her.
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob draws his backup gun.
Jacob_Quinn: 2d6 1d4
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: I don't think the execution is gonna happen.
Mordecai: Yar, Mordecai doesn't care about the execution, but for the town and Judith, it'd probably be better.
Igfig: but I don't think she would just give up, so yeah
Jacob_Quinn: If she reverts, she's minus an arm, has a smashed leg, and has presumably dented her skull very badly on my coat.
Mordecai: Also oh hey:
Igfig: hmm 
Igfig: FALLOUT
Dogtuna: Igfig's fallout dice so far are [6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8]
Mordecai: We are within sight of town ssquare right?
Igfig: hahaha
Igfig: yes you are
Jacob_Quinn: Dead. Super dead.
Jacob_Quinn: holy shit.
Mordecai: Lots of shooting and ungodly noises from Cosntance right?
Igfig: yes
Mordecai: Perhaps people could have come out to see what was happening?
Igfig: sure
Mordecai: There would literally be people from the town seeing Cosntance while possessed then as we finish her.
Igfig: true
Mordecai: That's similar but different to the planned execution.
Mordecai: Also was all of her fallout die d8s or did she roll max on literally everything?
Igfig: her fallout dice are mostly 8s
Igfig: but I haven't rolled them yet
Jacob_Quinn: Anyway, I blast her face.
Jacob_Quinn: POOL
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6]
Jacob_Quinn: RAISE 6 5
Dogtuna: Raised 11. Jacob_Quinn's pool is [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5]
Igfig: END
Dogtuna: Igfig received fallout: [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 7, 7, 7, 8].
Dogtuna: Igfig's pool has been cleared.
Mordecai: Oh, oh that isn't the rolls, those are teh dice, right.
Mordecai: Silly me.
Mordecai: And now for the moment of truth.
Mordecai: END
Dogtuna: Mordecai received fallout: [5, 5, 7].
Dogtuna: Mordecai's pool has been cleared.
Jacob_Quinn: END
Dogtuna: Jacob_Quinn's pool has been cleared.
Mordecai: I have a 12.
Jacob_Quinn: Jacob always gets away unscathed.
Mordecai: I don't think Barton is alive anymore.
Igfig: oh no
Igfig: also I think Constance is just dead then
Jacob_Quinn: He just got tossed, it's happened to him before.
Jacob_Quinn: Flamin' Jack did the exact same thing.
Mordecai: Irish Wolfhounds tend to have back problems as they get older though.
Igfig: I think though, we should leave off here for tonight actually
Igfig: because I am too tired to give this a proper wrapping-up at the moment
Mordecai: And when Flamin Jack did it you were right next to him, that wasn't a toss like this.
Igfig: and also we really ought to have Waffle here
Igfig: oh, did Flamin' Jack throw Barton too
Igfig: I thought he just sort of shoved him
Mordecai: He more like, yar.
Mordecai: Into another one of us who was nearby.
Igfig: ah
Mordecai: Constance just picked him up and chucked him.
Jacob_Quinn: Hey I just want Barton to live.
Igfig: he probably does
Mordecai: Me too, and I could take other options, but I dunno.
Igfig: but let's maybe come back and decide all this tomorrow?
Mordecai: My eyes are a little watery actually.
Igfig: So I can sleep
Jacob_Quinn: Yeah I'm down for tomorrow.
Igfig: okay, great
Mordecai: Yar, we can just do it in skype probably.
Igfig: yeah
Mordecai: Unless you want the logs.
Igfig: i think it'll be fine
Igfig: I can paste those from skype if need be
Mordecai: Right.
Igfig: all right, break then
Igfig: Good night Dogtuna!